The weather the next day was not good, and it started drizzling. The tide in the air moistened everyone's face, and it felt a bit lingering.
Everyone sat on the luxury bus without saying anything, and the car was quiet
Li Nanshan and Si Huangying sat in front of Renting and Huang Suli, snuggling tightly, like a pair of young men and girls in love.
Li Nanshan leaned his head tiredly on the seat, closed his eyes to rest
Maybe they had a fierce battle last night, so they needed a rest now
The tour guide Hu came on stage with an electric speaker in his hand
Her profession determines her position in this car, that is, she must play the leading role
She was dressed very energetic today, with her short hair combed neatly, her lipstick was not light or thick, her complexion was not too dark, and she showed two rows of white teeth when she smiled.
Good figure, sexy waist and chest
Maybe it's because of my youth, it looks a bit like Lu Liping
For girls, youth is capital
She turned on the electric speaker, maybe because she was not very skilled in playing, maybe the speaker deliberately wanted to break the dull atmosphere, and she screamed in a scream. The girl was dancing in panic, but she couldn't figure it out. The thing became stronger and stronger, and the girl had to turn it off and turn it on again.
This time it stopped calling and made quite pleasant music
The young director Hu started her first long speech, introducing herself, saying that she was like Ge Ling in the TV series "Stories in the Editorial Department", but her acting skills were definitely not as good as her.
I also introduced the driver and Huangshan
After the introduction, I said that I would first throw a brick and sing a song, and then all the male and female singers would perform boldly.
She sang a song "Qingdaei-Tibet Plateau" because the song was too high, and in the end she had to use false voices.
But it's not bad. She is a woman after all, and men can't sing this song
After singing, the sparse applause from tourists was a reward for her
She then encouraged the tourists to give a song, and shook a small thing like a key chain in her hand, saying that it was a prize, but the tourists were cold and ruthless. Si Huangying touched Li Nanshan with her elbow and wanted Li Nanshan to give a song, but Li Nanshan didn't even open her eyes, and hummed like a sleeping pig being gently kicked on the butt.
Here Huang Suli also encouraged her to sing a song to activate the atmosphere, but she didn't want to show herself
The tour guide saw that no one responded, so he had to end up and said that a different way of playing would be told. She would tell a story first and then a riddle. Whoever guessed it correctly would give him the exquisite souvenir.
Then she told the story of singing that everyone in the tourism industry knew. The effect was pretty good, and the laughter was basically turned into a movie.
Then she began to throw out her riddle, saying that five hundred naked men were taking a bath and taking a sports equipment
Everyone guessed the answers to the riddles. Some people talked about water polo, some people talked about badminton, and the tour guide shook his head and denied it.
Finally, a young man in a corner of the car said: Is it a shot put? The car was silent for two seconds, and then a thunderous applause broke out.
There is no doubt that the tour guide's key chain has a master
The tour guide like Ge Ling saw that the atmosphere became active and said without any chance: Let's make a game, everyone will say an idiom each, and then I will say where this idiom is used. This time, the carriage became active, from front to back, everyone said it.
Some say that those who move forward bravely, some say that those who take advantage of the situation, some say that those who win every opportunity, some say that those who are flawless, and some say that those who support each other
Li Nanshan said that the tide is rising and falling, and let it think about it, and said that the clouds and rains are turning
Everyone finished speaking, and then the tour guide said slowly: I will tell you where this idiom is used, and the wedding night of a romantic man and a wonderful woman. After thinking for a moment, everyone laughed loudly, some were slacking off their glasses.
Li Nanshan is no longer sleepy and starts to become active
Raising his hand, he asked: Miss Tour Guide, which idiom is applicable to your wedding night? The tour guide was not panicked and replied: My wedding night is suitable for all idioms because she is still a virgin land that has not yet been cultivated. A piece of white paper can draw the latest and most beautiful paintings. The young man in a corner of the car said: Do you have a good husband? If not, would I be qualified? Obviously, this young man did not bring a female companion.
Director Hu was not angry, but just said: My wishful husband, you must have the appearance of Pan An, Cao Zijian, and Shi Chong's wealth. I will not be good at your appearance alone. I think it will be difficult for you to marry me in this life. The young man said: Then let it go to the next life. Director Hu said: Even more so in the next life, maybe I will become a man in the next life, and you will become a woman instead. That is, I will marry you. Everyone laughed again, the young man's face was red, and the girl became calm and composed.
No wonder, the tour guide traveled around the world, was knowledgeable, and had a good mouth and had long grown calluses on his face. Of course, he would be able to deal with such a scene.
In the atmosphere of talking and laughing, the car has entered the mountains. Under the clouds and mist, the mountains on both sides can be vaguely seen, with various shapes and greenness.
I could see the Huangshan pine on the hillside, leaning against the momentum. Some were like a gentle and elegant scholar, standing with his hands behind his back, reciting poems and essays in front of the green mountains; some were like girls in ancient costumes, floating like an ecstasy, soft as if boneless; some were like ancient emperors, majestic and grand, proudly facing the south, with a spirit of commanding the Chu and Han dynasty; some were like Duke Zhou, who accepted wise men, walked upside down, stretched out his hands to greet the scholars who came to join him.
The car is rolling up the mountain, like a dragon boat walking in the canyon
Huang Suli and Si Huangying only regretted not having eight eyes, and kept marveling at the beauty of the whole country
At this time, they entered the hinterland of the mountain, and gradually there were more and more cars, forming a long dragon
The tourism boom in the country is getting higher and higher, let alone the world-famous Huangshan!
Tourists from all over the country must have flocked to the public. Although people in the tourism industry have repeatedly reminded the general public not to travel during the May Day peak time, when will the trip be done if they are not at this time?
Office workers are usually busy, and have been waiting for a seven-day holiday. I would rather squeeze in than come out to have fun.
There is a song that is well sung: I want to go to Guilin, I want to go to Guilin when I have time, I don’t have time when I have money. Farmers don’t have holidays, but they don’t have money to travel.
Whether there are many people or fewer people, there are more scenery outside than you can see at home.
Otherwise, even if you use a high-power telescope, you will not be able to see a shadow of Huangshan.
After about an hour, I arrived at a mountain valley
There are crowds of people, cars are flying in pieces, and colorful flags are probably coming to the ticket gate
After another half an hour, the car squirmed to the parking lot. The tour guide said: Everyone, wait, I will buy a ticket, and jumped out of the car and headed straight to a bungalow surrounded by people.
Everyone is sitting in the car waiting
The rain outside was not heavy or small, and many people were wearing disposable raincoats made of thin plastic. Huang Suli was so excited that she couldn't sit still. She went down to stand in the water, raised her face to get wet in the rain, and said while she was wet: Ah, it's so comfortable! After being wet for a while, she ran around again
No matter how afraid she is lost, she got out of the car and called her
But it still ran around with a smile
Let me remind her: There is no signal in the deep mountains and forests. If you lose it, you can't go back. She then stood there honestly
At this time, Si Huangying got out of the car, and the two were fighting in the rain
Let Li Nanshan stand there and chat
Renting asked Li Nanshan: How did you arrange it today? Li Nanshan said: Maybe I went up the mountain in the morning, ate lunch at the middle of the mountain, and lived on the top of the mountain to go down the mountain tomorrow morning. At this time, a raincoat sold came, and I held it in my hand to sell it to Renting, and asked: How much does it cost? The man said in a strong dialect: Ten yuan per set, there are tops and pants. Renting said: It's cheaper, is it okay to be five yuan? The man said: I'll pay for five yuan! But for the sake of the fellow villager, I'd better sell you one set. Renting said: I want four sets. The man said: Oh, the more you buy, the more I pay! Renting bought the raincoat and handed one to the two female students and Li Nanshan and the others, and wore one by himself.
It turns out that this so-called raincoat is actually a simple rain cover made of thin plastic cloth, which temporarily blocks the dew.
Let the top be put on first, and then another short middle-aged woman selling raincoats came. Someone asked for the price, and the middle-aged woman also replied that she had 10 yuan.
A young tourist joked: "Don't you win a dollar?" Unexpectedly, the short woman actually learned Henan dialect and said: "Let's pick it." Let's see this scene and shouted that she was fooled.
Today's vendors are really sloppy. A raincoat actually has such a big false head!
The tour guide finally bought the ticket, but it was so crowded that there were too many people.
They followed the tour guide and walked forward slowly. There were already people two or three hundred meters away from the ticket gate.
Li Nanshan joked that this is not just about seeing the scenery, but about seeing the monkeys.
So many people squeezed into the mountain, like a hill filled with monkeys
Let the raincoat I bought be worn on my body, and the misty drizzle floated on my body, forming crystal water droplets, and then rolled down suddenly, like a meteor passing by.
They moved forward with the crowd, and could look up at the famous Huangshan Mountain, which was known for not seeing the mountains after returning from Huangshan. They were like a girl tightly covered by a white curtain, and could not see her face clearly.
Finally approaching the ticket gate
It's like a sheep pen, with many sheep blocking at the door, waiting to go out
After passing five levels, killing six generals, letting his team finally enter and board the cable car
Only then did everyone breathe a sigh of relief and enjoy the scenery with some leisure
The mountain is still covered by clouds and mist, so you can only see some scenery from the cable car down, and it is a flash by
No matter how much I think about it, if it weren't for a female companion to accompany this trip, it would be boring
However, Huang Suli was still very excited. She looked around through the glass of the cable car. Sometimes she could look at a certain tree for a long time and wished she could stretch her head outside the glass.
She grew up in a plain and has been in school. Where have she seen such a mountain?
At this time, Si Huangying hummed a song "Who doesn't say our hometown is good", and Huang Suli also sang with him:
Green mountains are connected together
White clouds surround the mountains
……
Everyone sat on the luxury bus without saying anything, and the car was quiet
Li Nanshan and Si Huangying sat in front of Renting and Huang Suli, snuggling tightly, like a pair of young men and girls in love.
Li Nanshan leaned his head tiredly on the seat, closed his eyes to rest
Maybe they had a fierce battle last night, so they needed a rest now
The tour guide Hu came on stage with an electric speaker in his hand
Her profession determines her position in this car, that is, she must play the leading role
She was dressed very energetic today, with her short hair combed neatly, her lipstick was not light or thick, her complexion was not too dark, and she showed two rows of white teeth when she smiled.
Good figure, sexy waist and chest
Maybe it's because of my youth, it looks a bit like Lu Liping
For girls, youth is capital
She turned on the electric speaker, maybe because she was not very skilled in playing, maybe the speaker deliberately wanted to break the dull atmosphere, and she screamed in a scream. The girl was dancing in panic, but she couldn't figure it out. The thing became stronger and stronger, and the girl had to turn it off and turn it on again.
This time it stopped calling and made quite pleasant music
The young director Hu started her first long speech, introducing herself, saying that she was like Ge Ling in the TV series "Stories in the Editorial Department", but her acting skills were definitely not as good as her.
I also introduced the driver and Huangshan
After the introduction, I said that I would first throw a brick and sing a song, and then all the male and female singers would perform boldly.
She sang a song "Qingdaei-Tibet Plateau" because the song was too high, and in the end she had to use false voices.
But it's not bad. She is a woman after all, and men can't sing this song
After singing, the sparse applause from tourists was a reward for her
She then encouraged the tourists to give a song, and shook a small thing like a key chain in her hand, saying that it was a prize, but the tourists were cold and ruthless. Si Huangying touched Li Nanshan with her elbow and wanted Li Nanshan to give a song, but Li Nanshan didn't even open her eyes, and hummed like a sleeping pig being gently kicked on the butt.
Here Huang Suli also encouraged her to sing a song to activate the atmosphere, but she didn't want to show herself
The tour guide saw that no one responded, so he had to end up and said that a different way of playing would be told. She would tell a story first and then a riddle. Whoever guessed it correctly would give him the exquisite souvenir.
Then she told the story of singing that everyone in the tourism industry knew. The effect was pretty good, and the laughter was basically turned into a movie.
Then she began to throw out her riddle, saying that five hundred naked men were taking a bath and taking a sports equipment
Everyone guessed the answers to the riddles. Some people talked about water polo, some people talked about badminton, and the tour guide shook his head and denied it.
Finally, a young man in a corner of the car said: Is it a shot put? The car was silent for two seconds, and then a thunderous applause broke out.
There is no doubt that the tour guide's key chain has a master
The tour guide like Ge Ling saw that the atmosphere became active and said without any chance: Let's make a game, everyone will say an idiom each, and then I will say where this idiom is used. This time, the carriage became active, from front to back, everyone said it.
Some say that those who move forward bravely, some say that those who take advantage of the situation, some say that those who win every opportunity, some say that those who are flawless, and some say that those who support each other
Li Nanshan said that the tide is rising and falling, and let it think about it, and said that the clouds and rains are turning
Everyone finished speaking, and then the tour guide said slowly: I will tell you where this idiom is used, and the wedding night of a romantic man and a wonderful woman. After thinking for a moment, everyone laughed loudly, some were slacking off their glasses.
Li Nanshan is no longer sleepy and starts to become active
Raising his hand, he asked: Miss Tour Guide, which idiom is applicable to your wedding night? The tour guide was not panicked and replied: My wedding night is suitable for all idioms because she is still a virgin land that has not yet been cultivated. A piece of white paper can draw the latest and most beautiful paintings. The young man in a corner of the car said: Do you have a good husband? If not, would I be qualified? Obviously, this young man did not bring a female companion.
Director Hu was not angry, but just said: My wishful husband, you must have the appearance of Pan An, Cao Zijian, and Shi Chong's wealth. I will not be good at your appearance alone. I think it will be difficult for you to marry me in this life. The young man said: Then let it go to the next life. Director Hu said: Even more so in the next life, maybe I will become a man in the next life, and you will become a woman instead. That is, I will marry you. Everyone laughed again, the young man's face was red, and the girl became calm and composed.
No wonder, the tour guide traveled around the world, was knowledgeable, and had a good mouth and had long grown calluses on his face. Of course, he would be able to deal with such a scene.
In the atmosphere of talking and laughing, the car has entered the mountains. Under the clouds and mist, the mountains on both sides can be vaguely seen, with various shapes and greenness.
I could see the Huangshan pine on the hillside, leaning against the momentum. Some were like a gentle and elegant scholar, standing with his hands behind his back, reciting poems and essays in front of the green mountains; some were like girls in ancient costumes, floating like an ecstasy, soft as if boneless; some were like ancient emperors, majestic and grand, proudly facing the south, with a spirit of commanding the Chu and Han dynasty; some were like Duke Zhou, who accepted wise men, walked upside down, stretched out his hands to greet the scholars who came to join him.
The car is rolling up the mountain, like a dragon boat walking in the canyon
Huang Suli and Si Huangying only regretted not having eight eyes, and kept marveling at the beauty of the whole country
At this time, they entered the hinterland of the mountain, and gradually there were more and more cars, forming a long dragon
The tourism boom in the country is getting higher and higher, let alone the world-famous Huangshan!
Tourists from all over the country must have flocked to the public. Although people in the tourism industry have repeatedly reminded the general public not to travel during the May Day peak time, when will the trip be done if they are not at this time?
Office workers are usually busy, and have been waiting for a seven-day holiday. I would rather squeeze in than come out to have fun.
There is a song that is well sung: I want to go to Guilin, I want to go to Guilin when I have time, I don’t have time when I have money. Farmers don’t have holidays, but they don’t have money to travel.
Whether there are many people or fewer people, there are more scenery outside than you can see at home.
Otherwise, even if you use a high-power telescope, you will not be able to see a shadow of Huangshan.
After about an hour, I arrived at a mountain valley
There are crowds of people, cars are flying in pieces, and colorful flags are probably coming to the ticket gate
After another half an hour, the car squirmed to the parking lot. The tour guide said: Everyone, wait, I will buy a ticket, and jumped out of the car and headed straight to a bungalow surrounded by people.
Everyone is sitting in the car waiting
The rain outside was not heavy or small, and many people were wearing disposable raincoats made of thin plastic. Huang Suli was so excited that she couldn't sit still. She went down to stand in the water, raised her face to get wet in the rain, and said while she was wet: Ah, it's so comfortable! After being wet for a while, she ran around again
No matter how afraid she is lost, she got out of the car and called her
But it still ran around with a smile
Let me remind her: There is no signal in the deep mountains and forests. If you lose it, you can't go back. She then stood there honestly
At this time, Si Huangying got out of the car, and the two were fighting in the rain
Let Li Nanshan stand there and chat
Renting asked Li Nanshan: How did you arrange it today? Li Nanshan said: Maybe I went up the mountain in the morning, ate lunch at the middle of the mountain, and lived on the top of the mountain to go down the mountain tomorrow morning. At this time, a raincoat sold came, and I held it in my hand to sell it to Renting, and asked: How much does it cost? The man said in a strong dialect: Ten yuan per set, there are tops and pants. Renting said: It's cheaper, is it okay to be five yuan? The man said: I'll pay for five yuan! But for the sake of the fellow villager, I'd better sell you one set. Renting said: I want four sets. The man said: Oh, the more you buy, the more I pay! Renting bought the raincoat and handed one to the two female students and Li Nanshan and the others, and wore one by himself.
It turns out that this so-called raincoat is actually a simple rain cover made of thin plastic cloth, which temporarily blocks the dew.
Let the top be put on first, and then another short middle-aged woman selling raincoats came. Someone asked for the price, and the middle-aged woman also replied that she had 10 yuan.
A young tourist joked: "Don't you win a dollar?" Unexpectedly, the short woman actually learned Henan dialect and said: "Let's pick it." Let's see this scene and shouted that she was fooled.
Today's vendors are really sloppy. A raincoat actually has such a big false head!
The tour guide finally bought the ticket, but it was so crowded that there were too many people.
They followed the tour guide and walked forward slowly. There were already people two or three hundred meters away from the ticket gate.
Li Nanshan joked that this is not just about seeing the scenery, but about seeing the monkeys.
So many people squeezed into the mountain, like a hill filled with monkeys
Let the raincoat I bought be worn on my body, and the misty drizzle floated on my body, forming crystal water droplets, and then rolled down suddenly, like a meteor passing by.
They moved forward with the crowd, and could look up at the famous Huangshan Mountain, which was known for not seeing the mountains after returning from Huangshan. They were like a girl tightly covered by a white curtain, and could not see her face clearly.
Finally approaching the ticket gate
It's like a sheep pen, with many sheep blocking at the door, waiting to go out
After passing five levels, killing six generals, letting his team finally enter and board the cable car
Only then did everyone breathe a sigh of relief and enjoy the scenery with some leisure
The mountain is still covered by clouds and mist, so you can only see some scenery from the cable car down, and it is a flash by
No matter how much I think about it, if it weren't for a female companion to accompany this trip, it would be boring
However, Huang Suli was still very excited. She looked around through the glass of the cable car. Sometimes she could look at a certain tree for a long time and wished she could stretch her head outside the glass.
She grew up in a plain and has been in school. Where have she seen such a mountain?
At this time, Si Huangying hummed a song "Who doesn't say our hometown is good", and Huang Suli also sang with him:
Green mountains are connected together
White clouds surround the mountains
……
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