friend?Dr. Jia frowned: No, Mung Bean is not my friend, he is my assistant, or a student.
No, he is your friend.Grie hit the nail on the head: You just didn't notice it yourself.
Dr. Jia thought for a while and took another sip of wine: It doesn’t matter, I will continue to say Ah.
Sometimes, Dr. Jia also wondered that Mung Bean had no talent for research and his talent did not add intelligence. Why did he work as a nanny for Dr. Jia here and be angry with Dr. Jia? Isn’t this asking for abuse?
Once, Dr. Jia caught a cold and was bedridden for three days, and Mung Dou was waiting for him.
Dr. Jia was confused and asked Mung Bean: You are stupid, why don’t you leave?
Mung Dou was twisting a wet towel to Dr. Jia and said happily: Because I admire the teacher very much, the teacher is a genius and knows a lot of things.
I understand, but you don’t understand, what does it have to do with you?Dr. Jia said.
Mung Bean put the wet towel on Dr. Jia’s forehead: Hehe, it doesn’t matter, but I am very happy when I think of the teacher doing a very powerful research and I just happened to witness it.
Dr. Jia didn't understand Mung Bean's ideas at all and was too lazy to care.
After recovering from the illness, Dr. Jia continued to be addicted to research, and Mung Bean continued to be an assistant, nanny and a stingy bag.
After just one year, although Mung Bean has mediocre qualifications and progresses slowly, it has made progress in the end. One day, Mung Bean has a flash of inspiration and proposed an idea, wanting to try a small experiment.
Dr. Jia thought it was quite interesting, so he approved it.
Mung beans were inspired and full of energy. He hummed and buried his head in the experiment. In that half a month, Dr. Jia obviously felt that his quality of life had declined because Mung beans spent most of his time in his experiments.
Finally succeeded?Gregor asked.
No, failed.Dr. Jia said: I helped him improve it slightly, and then it succeeded.
I was even more sad to hear.Gregor's expression is complicated.
Hi, it's just a gadget. Although it's interesting, it's useless. It doesn't matter whether it succeeds or not.Dr. Jia said uncertainly for a few seconds: I only realized now that that incident might have a big blow to him.
After that experiment, Mung Bean was still both an assistant and a nanny, but he rarely asked questions on his own initiative and no longer mentioned creativity, although most of the creativity seemed stupid to Dr. Jia.
Dr. Jia was immersed in his various studies and did not notice the changes in mung beans.
Later, one time, Mung Bean made a mistake in a research project, which led to the failure of the experiment, which almost wasted Dr. Jia's two months of hard work.
Dr. Jia was furious and scolded Mung Bean.
I scolded Mung Bean: Why are you so stupid? It’s better to raise a parrot than I raise. At least the parrot won’t cause trouble and can still send me off.But what about you, you just want to anger me to death, and now you will send me off.
Dr. Jia looked at the beer bottle in his hand: I scolded it a bit ugly, but I was really angry at that time, but now I am still very angry when I think about it. Two months, how precious my time is.
It sounds ugly, secondly, mainly to kill the heart.Gregor said.
Is there any?Dr. Jia looked up at Gregor.
have.Gregor said.
Why.Dr. Jia was a little worried and touched his sparse hair.
In the next few days, Dr. Jia no longer paid attention to mung beans. Even if mung beans became animals and annoyed him, he refused to speak up and locked himself in the laboratory all day long.
Mung beans will still deliver food to him on time every day.
This lasted for a week. Dr. Jia summarized the lessons of the failure of the experiment and improved better methods, greatly shortened the time for the next experiment. He immediately felt refreshed and his breath disappeared.
When he came to his senses, he realized that Mung Bean hadn't delivered him food in two days.
He walked out of the laboratory and searched his home, only to find that the mung bean was missing.
I felt a little guilty at the time.Dr. Jia said: Of course, the main responsibility lies with him.
Gregor didn't say anything, knowing that there was still something to say.
I went out to look for him for two days, but I gave up if I couldn't find him.Dr. Jia took another sip of beer:
I think he might be a scattered person, or he might be eaten by beasts, or he would be eaten by animals. Who knows?
After that, I continued to study and found a nanny. Although it was not as caring as mung beans, it was okay. But I was always a little disappointed in my heart. Sometimes I suddenly became distracted, and I heard the sounds of some animals.
You're thinking about mung beans.Gregor said.
Well, I miss him a little.Dr. Jia was unexpectedly frank this time: Maybe, you are right. Actually, I regard mung beans as a friend, but I am a person with a flaw in character and is not suitable for making friends.
Gregor is in a complicated mood: he is worthy of being a genius, with clear and accurate self-cognition.
Dr. Jia continued: I changed assistants twice after that, one of which you all know is the hyena of the tail team.
Hyena is a good assistant, she is quite smart and learns quickly, which makes me worry-free.As a result, he worked for me for two years, learned a lot from me, stole a lot of my research materials and ran away.
I was quite angry at the time, but I was not sad at all, and I didn't think about going to him to ask what was going on.Dr. Jia shrugged his shoulders: After that, I will not look for an assistant again.
Dr. Jia glanced at Gregor: Is it off topic?
Not counting.Gregor said: This is a common technique in literary creation, highlighting the particularity of the protagonist through horizontal comparison.
So that's it. I took back my previous words, and it seems that literary creation is also useful.Dr. Jia said.
Keep going, otherwise it will be off topic.Gregor smiled.
Well, another half a year passed after that. One morning I woke up and found a gray parrot parked outside the window.
green beans?Gregor's eyes lit up: This is quite dramatic.
Well, I think so too. I thought it was Mung Bean who came back to find me, but I was embarrassed, so I turned into an animal and greeted me first.
Dr. Jia rubbed his nose, but the result was not. When I talked to the parrot, it only learned to me, couldn't communicate, and never became a human. I used the instruments to measure the awakened person to measure it, but there was no response.
So it's really just a parrot?Gregor was confused.
Dr. Jia was silent for two seconds. Animal talent, if he became an animal for too long, he would never come back and would become a real animal until he died.
So I don't know if it is a mung bean or a parrot.Dr. Jia shrugged his shoulders again: But it didn't seem to be leaving. I took it for food and drink at my house, so I raised it.
Gregor is still unsatisfied: Is this the ending of the story?
Dr. Jia nodded: Yes.
Are you not curious whether parrots are mung beans?Gregor asked.
It was a little bit at first, but now it's not.Dr. Jia said.
Why?
There is no reason, it doesn't matter.Dr. Jia smiled in silence: Anyway, one of us wants to send the other one off.
No, he is your friend.Grie hit the nail on the head: You just didn't notice it yourself.
Dr. Jia thought for a while and took another sip of wine: It doesn’t matter, I will continue to say Ah.
Sometimes, Dr. Jia also wondered that Mung Bean had no talent for research and his talent did not add intelligence. Why did he work as a nanny for Dr. Jia here and be angry with Dr. Jia? Isn’t this asking for abuse?
Once, Dr. Jia caught a cold and was bedridden for three days, and Mung Dou was waiting for him.
Dr. Jia was confused and asked Mung Bean: You are stupid, why don’t you leave?
Mung Dou was twisting a wet towel to Dr. Jia and said happily: Because I admire the teacher very much, the teacher is a genius and knows a lot of things.
I understand, but you don’t understand, what does it have to do with you?Dr. Jia said.
Mung Bean put the wet towel on Dr. Jia’s forehead: Hehe, it doesn’t matter, but I am very happy when I think of the teacher doing a very powerful research and I just happened to witness it.
Dr. Jia didn't understand Mung Bean's ideas at all and was too lazy to care.
After recovering from the illness, Dr. Jia continued to be addicted to research, and Mung Bean continued to be an assistant, nanny and a stingy bag.
After just one year, although Mung Bean has mediocre qualifications and progresses slowly, it has made progress in the end. One day, Mung Bean has a flash of inspiration and proposed an idea, wanting to try a small experiment.
Dr. Jia thought it was quite interesting, so he approved it.
Mung beans were inspired and full of energy. He hummed and buried his head in the experiment. In that half a month, Dr. Jia obviously felt that his quality of life had declined because Mung beans spent most of his time in his experiments.
Finally succeeded?Gregor asked.
No, failed.Dr. Jia said: I helped him improve it slightly, and then it succeeded.
I was even more sad to hear.Gregor's expression is complicated.
Hi, it's just a gadget. Although it's interesting, it's useless. It doesn't matter whether it succeeds or not.Dr. Jia said uncertainly for a few seconds: I only realized now that that incident might have a big blow to him.
After that experiment, Mung Bean was still both an assistant and a nanny, but he rarely asked questions on his own initiative and no longer mentioned creativity, although most of the creativity seemed stupid to Dr. Jia.
Dr. Jia was immersed in his various studies and did not notice the changes in mung beans.
Later, one time, Mung Bean made a mistake in a research project, which led to the failure of the experiment, which almost wasted Dr. Jia's two months of hard work.
Dr. Jia was furious and scolded Mung Bean.
I scolded Mung Bean: Why are you so stupid? It’s better to raise a parrot than I raise. At least the parrot won’t cause trouble and can still send me off.But what about you, you just want to anger me to death, and now you will send me off.
Dr. Jia looked at the beer bottle in his hand: I scolded it a bit ugly, but I was really angry at that time, but now I am still very angry when I think about it. Two months, how precious my time is.
It sounds ugly, secondly, mainly to kill the heart.Gregor said.
Is there any?Dr. Jia looked up at Gregor.
have.Gregor said.
Why.Dr. Jia was a little worried and touched his sparse hair.
In the next few days, Dr. Jia no longer paid attention to mung beans. Even if mung beans became animals and annoyed him, he refused to speak up and locked himself in the laboratory all day long.
Mung beans will still deliver food to him on time every day.
This lasted for a week. Dr. Jia summarized the lessons of the failure of the experiment and improved better methods, greatly shortened the time for the next experiment. He immediately felt refreshed and his breath disappeared.
When he came to his senses, he realized that Mung Bean hadn't delivered him food in two days.
He walked out of the laboratory and searched his home, only to find that the mung bean was missing.
I felt a little guilty at the time.Dr. Jia said: Of course, the main responsibility lies with him.
Gregor didn't say anything, knowing that there was still something to say.
I went out to look for him for two days, but I gave up if I couldn't find him.Dr. Jia took another sip of beer:
I think he might be a scattered person, or he might be eaten by beasts, or he would be eaten by animals. Who knows?
After that, I continued to study and found a nanny. Although it was not as caring as mung beans, it was okay. But I was always a little disappointed in my heart. Sometimes I suddenly became distracted, and I heard the sounds of some animals.
You're thinking about mung beans.Gregor said.
Well, I miss him a little.Dr. Jia was unexpectedly frank this time: Maybe, you are right. Actually, I regard mung beans as a friend, but I am a person with a flaw in character and is not suitable for making friends.
Gregor is in a complicated mood: he is worthy of being a genius, with clear and accurate self-cognition.
Dr. Jia continued: I changed assistants twice after that, one of which you all know is the hyena of the tail team.
Hyena is a good assistant, she is quite smart and learns quickly, which makes me worry-free.As a result, he worked for me for two years, learned a lot from me, stole a lot of my research materials and ran away.
I was quite angry at the time, but I was not sad at all, and I didn't think about going to him to ask what was going on.Dr. Jia shrugged his shoulders: After that, I will not look for an assistant again.
Dr. Jia glanced at Gregor: Is it off topic?
Not counting.Gregor said: This is a common technique in literary creation, highlighting the particularity of the protagonist through horizontal comparison.
So that's it. I took back my previous words, and it seems that literary creation is also useful.Dr. Jia said.
Keep going, otherwise it will be off topic.Gregor smiled.
Well, another half a year passed after that. One morning I woke up and found a gray parrot parked outside the window.
green beans?Gregor's eyes lit up: This is quite dramatic.
Well, I think so too. I thought it was Mung Bean who came back to find me, but I was embarrassed, so I turned into an animal and greeted me first.
Dr. Jia rubbed his nose, but the result was not. When I talked to the parrot, it only learned to me, couldn't communicate, and never became a human. I used the instruments to measure the awakened person to measure it, but there was no response.
So it's really just a parrot?Gregor was confused.
Dr. Jia was silent for two seconds. Animal talent, if he became an animal for too long, he would never come back and would become a real animal until he died.
So I don't know if it is a mung bean or a parrot.Dr. Jia shrugged his shoulders again: But it didn't seem to be leaving. I took it for food and drink at my house, so I raised it.
Gregor is still unsatisfied: Is this the ending of the story?
Dr. Jia nodded: Yes.
Are you not curious whether parrots are mung beans?Gregor asked.
It was a little bit at first, but now it's not.Dr. Jia said.
Why?
There is no reason, it doesn't matter.Dr. Jia smiled in silence: Anyway, one of us wants to send the other one off.
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