Dear interviewer, in the morning, uh, that, good afternoon, my name is Zhuo Xiaolong, I am 24 years old, studying at Lujiang University, that major in administrative management, I have excellent academic performance, I usually unite with my classmates, that, I like to make friends, uh...
This was the first interview opportunity Zhuo Xiaolong received during his senior year. He started with his stumbling introduction. Due to his nervousness, Zhuo Xiaolong's memorization of the draft was obviously not too smart. It was an afternoon interview, and he was talked about it in the morning when he opened his mouth. Later, he was even more incoherent and messy. But what he didn't expect was that this bad interview was the beginning of his later legendary experience.
Whenever he thinks of this interview, Zhuo Xiaolong's mind will see the scene at that time. A narrow and cramped backcourt area is filled with graduates like him. However, unlike him, he is the only male animal in the room. His competitors are all young ladies wearing neat and slim professional outfits. His makeup is exquisite, with red lips and white teeth, and all the white shirts on the upper body. The lace of the underwear that faintly reveals the lace inside. Yishui's hip-covered skirt, but also shows off his buttocks. High-end stockings, either flesh-colored or black, are wrapped in long legs full of temptation. The stockings and high-heeled shoes reveal a sense of workplace dominance that I don't know whether it is true or pretended.
If Zhuo Xiaolong, as a senior football controller, would have opened his eyes wide and feasted his eyes, but in this environment, Zhuo Xiaolong only felt under great pressure.
The interviewers in the room either met each other early, chatting in groups of three or five, chatting about various experiences and gossip, or sitting alone with a tall head with a snow-white neck, with a light corner of his mouth, looking down on the females (of course, not including Zhuo Xiaolong, he felt that he could not even get into other people's eyes), and his eyes showed full contempt for other competitors, as if he was determined to win this job.
The so-called flowers are gradually fascinating, and Zhuo Xiaolong is in a swaying place, and he doesn't know what he is doing.
On the other hand, he was wearing a formal suit that he borrowed temporarily but did not fit, a wrinkled white shirt that was obviously washed by hand but not ironed, holding a few printed resumes in his hand, and the ink stained on it was a masterpiece left by the inferior printer in the printing shop downstairs of the dormitory. A word was thrown from head to toe, and it was so poor.
With the scrutiny of a group of future workplace women around him, he could not talk about the confidence of the above interview. At this time, his heart was ashamed and he could not help but feel annoyed: Why did I just listen to the lies of the old fortune teller who cheated on me and come to participate in this damn interview?
But what surprised Zhuo Xiaolong was that every interviewer who walked into the exam room was as if he was driven out of dust when he came out. His confidence just now seemed to be blown away by a demonic wind from nowhere. Everyone who came out looked bleak, especially when the young lady who he felt was the most domineering came out, she even had red eyes and was about to cry.
Seeing this scene, Zhuo Xiaolong can only describe himself in the sentence in "Oral Skills", that is, two battles, and he almost wants to leave first.
Just as he was in a fight in his heart and was uncertain about staying or leaving, he heard a tender female voice in the room shouting: Next, Zhuo Xiaolong!
Zhuo Xiaolong was almost scared to pee when he heard his name. Damn, I shouldn't have drunk so much water just now!
He said in his heart.
Forget it, when things are about to come, I can only bite the bullet and push the door in.
However, although he seemed to be dying, he was actually very cowardly. He didn't look up since he entered the house and handed his resume to the female secretary next to him. He sat in a chair and lowered his head, not daring to look at the interviewer sitting behind the table opposite. Then he heard the female secretary say in a very nice voice: Please start your self-introduction.
So, Zhuo Xiaolong began this self-introduction comparable to the scene of a car accident. However, just when he couldn't continue, suddenly, he felt that the female interviewer was sitting in front of him holding his resume and slapped the table and said: This classmate, please raise your head.
This sound is pleasant and full of mature charm, and Zhuo Xiaolong seems to have heard this sound.
He raised his head and was shocked when he saw the interviewer in front of him.
And the interviewer in front of him actually called out, Ah!It turned out to be you!
The story is going back three days ago. Zhuo Xiaolong is about to graduate, but the resumes he revealed are all over the sea. There is no way. Who told him to study a major? Just when he was very anxious, a roommate Li Er in his dormitory who was not very reliable usually gave him a very unreliable suggestion: fortune telling!
Li Er likes to do some weird things in daily life. He doesn’t do his job properly every day. He relies on being a local native and doesn’t have to worry about work, but it’s fine if you don’t help recommend a few job opportunities. What’s wrong with you asking me to tell fortunes!
However, Zhuo Xiaolong, who was in a hurry to seek medical treatment, actually went there!
Zhuo Xiaolong got off the bus and walked into a crowded alley. He looked around, but he didn't see what Li Erhun said, the very obvious fortune telling stall, so he had to take out his cell phone, intending to record the surrounding buildings and confirm with Li Erhun.
Just when he turned on the video recording function of his mobile phone, he heard a harsh brake sound. Zhuo Xiaolong saw a silver Audi Q5 parked in front of him. At three or four meters away from the front of the car, an aunt carrying a vegetable basket first threw the vegetable basket full of vegetables into the air, then slowly lay down in front of the car, and shouted: Oh, you hit someone!
Zhuo Xiaolong was shocked when he looked at the cabbage, potatoes and eggplant rolling all over the ground: Is this the legendary collision?
At this time, the car door opened, and the first thing that entered Zhuo Xiaolong's eyes was a pair of beautiful white feet, wearing a pair of shiny high-heeled sandals on his feet. Zhuo Xiaolong's heart jumped: Wow, this feet are really the best Ah!Why do these shoes look so good?It's a perfect match with this kick!
It was a long time later that Zhuo Xiaolong was told by the hostess of the shoes that this was the world-renowned luxury brand Renee Jovira. Any pair of shoes cost several thousand yuan. However, at this time, Zhuo Xiaolong didn't care about looking at the shoes, and he was full of this superb beauty.
The snow-white skin on the insteps was faintly leaking blue blood vessels. The five toes were slender and slender. Even the big toes did not appear to be annoying because they were too wide. The toenails were painted with red nail polish, and there seemed to be a little starlight. The extreme temptation was not vulgar. The soft arches were round and plump but not skinny, while the metatarsal bones were clearly exposed on the feet, but told the people around them.
This foot is not thick, with a protruding ankle bone and a clear Achilles tendon. It is really a natural beautiful foot. If you think you are fatter and less thin, you will feel thin. Apart from the word "perfection", Zhuo Xiaolong cannot be described in other words at the moment.
For a moment, he seemed to have forgotten what he was doing and the collision he had just witnessed. At this moment, he just wanted to hold this foot in front of him and lick every inch of his skin. Thinking of this, Zhuo Xiaolong suddenly felt a strong desire rising from his belly. In layman's terms, he was hard!
When the foot stepped on the ground, it seemed to be stepping on Zhuo Xiaolong's heart.
Just as he stared at his feet intently, he heard a crisp and pleasant scold: What do you want to do?Is it a lie?
Zhuo Xiaolong looked up and saw a fresh and beautiful face. Wow, a real beauty got out of the car. She had a tall figure and high heels. She was 1.75 meters tall. She was wearing a high-end black hip with a bulge in front and a tilted back, which attracted endless imagination among the people around her. She had a pair of straight and slender long legs, her thighs, her calves were white and tender, and her beautiful feet that had just feasted her eyes. She was simply a stunning beauty in the world!
The onlookers couldn't help but admire that Zhuo Xiaolong was closest to see clearly, but he knew his weight, so he had to swallow a big mouthful and masturbate.
However, the aunt who was struggling with the car seemed to not understand the aesthetics and had no idea about Xiang Xiyu. When she saw people getting out of the car, she rolled and crawled over, then hugged the beautiful woman's thigh and shouted loudly: Hit someone!You don't want to leave!Lose money!
When the beauty saw her pounce on her, she was so scared that she took a quick step back, avoided it, and said: You!you!you!you!Don't come over!You are just a mess. I didn’t meet you at all. You lie down on the ground by yourself!
The aunt didn't care about so much, she turned around and lay on the hood of the car, slapped and cried: "It's hitting someone!"It's unreasonable. My old bones have been broken, don't try to run away!
The beautiful woman had never seen this situation before. She was frightened at that time and looked around with pleading eyes. The onlookers were very happy to watch the fun, but no one planned to make this happen for the beautiful woman, and some people whispered around:
This old lady has been rampant here for many years, and has bought a house for his son with this skill of striking money!
That's right, their family is not a good person, and his son is even more domineering here!
As he was talking, a man with a fat face walked in apart from the crowd: What's going on!What's going on!
The voices of the people around him immediately became smaller. The man saw the aunt sitting on the ground and ran over immediately, hugged the aunt and started crying: Mom!What's wrong with you!Who knocked you like this?
Then he stood up and said viciously to the beauty: Did you hit my mother? Today's matter is not worth 100,000 yuan, and it's not over!
Zhuo Xiaolong thought to himself, what a guy, you can open your mouth for 100,000 yuan, this group of people is also cruel enough to fight!
The beautiful woman was scared to tears at this time. When she saw that this beautiful woman was a spoiled lady who was usually pampered and spoiled. She probably never even came to such a market place before, let alone encountered such sinister human beings.
When the man saw the beautiful woman silent and was about to cry, he knew that he had caught a warm persimmon today, but he had to knead it well and continued to intimidate: Tell you, it's useless to call the police. If you don't pay money today, don't think about leaving!
The people around him looked at the man's unreasonable and tantrums, and silently retreated and watched from a distance. Even if someone sympathized with this beautiful woman, he would not dare to touch this brow.
Zhuo Xiaolong saw tears in the beautiful woman's eyes. She was obviously scared and said in a crying voice: I really didn't meet her, she lie down by herself!
The man would definitely not give up at this time and continued to shout unyieldingly: You said you didn’t hit Ah if you didn’t hit you!Then what happened to my mother's injuries?
As I was talking, the aunt started to hum, my waist plate, my tail bone, my Brengai Ah!It hurts Ah!Ouch!
When Zhuo Xiaolong heard this, he laughed. Why are you still performing a sketch? What if you want to follow the watch next sentence?
However, the beauty was not so happy at this time. Her tears had already rolled down and she asked cryingly: How much do you want to let me go?
The man stared fiercely and said: One hundred thousand yuan, one child is not enough to lose!
The beautiful girl said: I don’t have that much money!
The man said: You drive such a good car, tell me that you have no money?It’s okay if you don’t have money. You can take the car here and go back and get the money to redeem the car!
The beautiful woman was really crying anxiously at this time, and her tears were still flowing down while wiping them. Are you bullying people?
Zhuo Xiaolong originally had the mentality of not being at ease with him and wanted to stay out of the matter. However, seeing this beautiful woman's appearance was so beautiful that she started to feel pity. I don't know where the sense of justice caused Zhuo Xiaolong to stand up and shouted: Don't bully people here!I could see clearly that your mother lie down by herself and didn't hit her at all!
When the man saw someone coming out to meddle in other people's business, he was furious and rolled his sleeves upwards, leaking his tattoos all over his arms, saying: You fucking the fuck, which of the crotch is not zippered, leaking you out, don't want to be beaten!
Zhuo Xiaolong was also startled when he looked at his tattoo. However, he could not withstand the situation at the end, so he had to bite the bullet, raise his phone, and say: Let me tell you, I have recorded it all, and I have called the police just now!
It turned out that Zhuo Xiaolong found that he had just recorded the whole process of hitting the car without consciousness, and he was naturally fearless with the evidence in his hand.
The man was furious and swung his fist and hit Zhuo Xiaolong.
Zhuo Xiaolong ran two steps back and turned around and said: I have evidence in my hand. I have really recorded it. The police will arrive soon!
When the man wanted to chase Zhuo Xiaolong, the aunt got up and grabbed the man and said: Son Ah, he recorded it. I'm afraid that the police will suffer if they come. Let's forget it today, don't really mess with the police!
The man snorted, pointed at Zhuo Xiaolong and said: "You're lucky!Let you go today, boy, don’t let me meet you!
This was the first interview opportunity Zhuo Xiaolong received during his senior year. He started with his stumbling introduction. Due to his nervousness, Zhuo Xiaolong's memorization of the draft was obviously not too smart. It was an afternoon interview, and he was talked about it in the morning when he opened his mouth. Later, he was even more incoherent and messy. But what he didn't expect was that this bad interview was the beginning of his later legendary experience.
Whenever he thinks of this interview, Zhuo Xiaolong's mind will see the scene at that time. A narrow and cramped backcourt area is filled with graduates like him. However, unlike him, he is the only male animal in the room. His competitors are all young ladies wearing neat and slim professional outfits. His makeup is exquisite, with red lips and white teeth, and all the white shirts on the upper body. The lace of the underwear that faintly reveals the lace inside. Yishui's hip-covered skirt, but also shows off his buttocks. High-end stockings, either flesh-colored or black, are wrapped in long legs full of temptation. The stockings and high-heeled shoes reveal a sense of workplace dominance that I don't know whether it is true or pretended.
If Zhuo Xiaolong, as a senior football controller, would have opened his eyes wide and feasted his eyes, but in this environment, Zhuo Xiaolong only felt under great pressure.
The interviewers in the room either met each other early, chatting in groups of three or five, chatting about various experiences and gossip, or sitting alone with a tall head with a snow-white neck, with a light corner of his mouth, looking down on the females (of course, not including Zhuo Xiaolong, he felt that he could not even get into other people's eyes), and his eyes showed full contempt for other competitors, as if he was determined to win this job.
The so-called flowers are gradually fascinating, and Zhuo Xiaolong is in a swaying place, and he doesn't know what he is doing.
On the other hand, he was wearing a formal suit that he borrowed temporarily but did not fit, a wrinkled white shirt that was obviously washed by hand but not ironed, holding a few printed resumes in his hand, and the ink stained on it was a masterpiece left by the inferior printer in the printing shop downstairs of the dormitory. A word was thrown from head to toe, and it was so poor.
With the scrutiny of a group of future workplace women around him, he could not talk about the confidence of the above interview. At this time, his heart was ashamed and he could not help but feel annoyed: Why did I just listen to the lies of the old fortune teller who cheated on me and come to participate in this damn interview?
But what surprised Zhuo Xiaolong was that every interviewer who walked into the exam room was as if he was driven out of dust when he came out. His confidence just now seemed to be blown away by a demonic wind from nowhere. Everyone who came out looked bleak, especially when the young lady who he felt was the most domineering came out, she even had red eyes and was about to cry.
Seeing this scene, Zhuo Xiaolong can only describe himself in the sentence in "Oral Skills", that is, two battles, and he almost wants to leave first.
Just as he was in a fight in his heart and was uncertain about staying or leaving, he heard a tender female voice in the room shouting: Next, Zhuo Xiaolong!
Zhuo Xiaolong was almost scared to pee when he heard his name. Damn, I shouldn't have drunk so much water just now!
He said in his heart.
Forget it, when things are about to come, I can only bite the bullet and push the door in.
However, although he seemed to be dying, he was actually very cowardly. He didn't look up since he entered the house and handed his resume to the female secretary next to him. He sat in a chair and lowered his head, not daring to look at the interviewer sitting behind the table opposite. Then he heard the female secretary say in a very nice voice: Please start your self-introduction.
So, Zhuo Xiaolong began this self-introduction comparable to the scene of a car accident. However, just when he couldn't continue, suddenly, he felt that the female interviewer was sitting in front of him holding his resume and slapped the table and said: This classmate, please raise your head.
This sound is pleasant and full of mature charm, and Zhuo Xiaolong seems to have heard this sound.
He raised his head and was shocked when he saw the interviewer in front of him.
And the interviewer in front of him actually called out, Ah!It turned out to be you!
The story is going back three days ago. Zhuo Xiaolong is about to graduate, but the resumes he revealed are all over the sea. There is no way. Who told him to study a major? Just when he was very anxious, a roommate Li Er in his dormitory who was not very reliable usually gave him a very unreliable suggestion: fortune telling!
Li Er likes to do some weird things in daily life. He doesn’t do his job properly every day. He relies on being a local native and doesn’t have to worry about work, but it’s fine if you don’t help recommend a few job opportunities. What’s wrong with you asking me to tell fortunes!
However, Zhuo Xiaolong, who was in a hurry to seek medical treatment, actually went there!
Zhuo Xiaolong got off the bus and walked into a crowded alley. He looked around, but he didn't see what Li Erhun said, the very obvious fortune telling stall, so he had to take out his cell phone, intending to record the surrounding buildings and confirm with Li Erhun.
Just when he turned on the video recording function of his mobile phone, he heard a harsh brake sound. Zhuo Xiaolong saw a silver Audi Q5 parked in front of him. At three or four meters away from the front of the car, an aunt carrying a vegetable basket first threw the vegetable basket full of vegetables into the air, then slowly lay down in front of the car, and shouted: Oh, you hit someone!
Zhuo Xiaolong was shocked when he looked at the cabbage, potatoes and eggplant rolling all over the ground: Is this the legendary collision?
At this time, the car door opened, and the first thing that entered Zhuo Xiaolong's eyes was a pair of beautiful white feet, wearing a pair of shiny high-heeled sandals on his feet. Zhuo Xiaolong's heart jumped: Wow, this feet are really the best Ah!Why do these shoes look so good?It's a perfect match with this kick!
It was a long time later that Zhuo Xiaolong was told by the hostess of the shoes that this was the world-renowned luxury brand Renee Jovira. Any pair of shoes cost several thousand yuan. However, at this time, Zhuo Xiaolong didn't care about looking at the shoes, and he was full of this superb beauty.
The snow-white skin on the insteps was faintly leaking blue blood vessels. The five toes were slender and slender. Even the big toes did not appear to be annoying because they were too wide. The toenails were painted with red nail polish, and there seemed to be a little starlight. The extreme temptation was not vulgar. The soft arches were round and plump but not skinny, while the metatarsal bones were clearly exposed on the feet, but told the people around them.
This foot is not thick, with a protruding ankle bone and a clear Achilles tendon. It is really a natural beautiful foot. If you think you are fatter and less thin, you will feel thin. Apart from the word "perfection", Zhuo Xiaolong cannot be described in other words at the moment.
For a moment, he seemed to have forgotten what he was doing and the collision he had just witnessed. At this moment, he just wanted to hold this foot in front of him and lick every inch of his skin. Thinking of this, Zhuo Xiaolong suddenly felt a strong desire rising from his belly. In layman's terms, he was hard!
When the foot stepped on the ground, it seemed to be stepping on Zhuo Xiaolong's heart.
Just as he stared at his feet intently, he heard a crisp and pleasant scold: What do you want to do?Is it a lie?
Zhuo Xiaolong looked up and saw a fresh and beautiful face. Wow, a real beauty got out of the car. She had a tall figure and high heels. She was 1.75 meters tall. She was wearing a high-end black hip with a bulge in front and a tilted back, which attracted endless imagination among the people around her. She had a pair of straight and slender long legs, her thighs, her calves were white and tender, and her beautiful feet that had just feasted her eyes. She was simply a stunning beauty in the world!
The onlookers couldn't help but admire that Zhuo Xiaolong was closest to see clearly, but he knew his weight, so he had to swallow a big mouthful and masturbate.
However, the aunt who was struggling with the car seemed to not understand the aesthetics and had no idea about Xiang Xiyu. When she saw people getting out of the car, she rolled and crawled over, then hugged the beautiful woman's thigh and shouted loudly: Hit someone!You don't want to leave!Lose money!
When the beauty saw her pounce on her, she was so scared that she took a quick step back, avoided it, and said: You!you!you!you!Don't come over!You are just a mess. I didn’t meet you at all. You lie down on the ground by yourself!
The aunt didn't care about so much, she turned around and lay on the hood of the car, slapped and cried: "It's hitting someone!"It's unreasonable. My old bones have been broken, don't try to run away!
The beautiful woman had never seen this situation before. She was frightened at that time and looked around with pleading eyes. The onlookers were very happy to watch the fun, but no one planned to make this happen for the beautiful woman, and some people whispered around:
This old lady has been rampant here for many years, and has bought a house for his son with this skill of striking money!
That's right, their family is not a good person, and his son is even more domineering here!
As he was talking, a man with a fat face walked in apart from the crowd: What's going on!What's going on!
The voices of the people around him immediately became smaller. The man saw the aunt sitting on the ground and ran over immediately, hugged the aunt and started crying: Mom!What's wrong with you!Who knocked you like this?
Then he stood up and said viciously to the beauty: Did you hit my mother? Today's matter is not worth 100,000 yuan, and it's not over!
Zhuo Xiaolong thought to himself, what a guy, you can open your mouth for 100,000 yuan, this group of people is also cruel enough to fight!
The beautiful woman was scared to tears at this time. When she saw that this beautiful woman was a spoiled lady who was usually pampered and spoiled. She probably never even came to such a market place before, let alone encountered such sinister human beings.
When the man saw the beautiful woman silent and was about to cry, he knew that he had caught a warm persimmon today, but he had to knead it well and continued to intimidate: Tell you, it's useless to call the police. If you don't pay money today, don't think about leaving!
The people around him looked at the man's unreasonable and tantrums, and silently retreated and watched from a distance. Even if someone sympathized with this beautiful woman, he would not dare to touch this brow.
Zhuo Xiaolong saw tears in the beautiful woman's eyes. She was obviously scared and said in a crying voice: I really didn't meet her, she lie down by herself!
The man would definitely not give up at this time and continued to shout unyieldingly: You said you didn’t hit Ah if you didn’t hit you!Then what happened to my mother's injuries?
As I was talking, the aunt started to hum, my waist plate, my tail bone, my Brengai Ah!It hurts Ah!Ouch!
When Zhuo Xiaolong heard this, he laughed. Why are you still performing a sketch? What if you want to follow the watch next sentence?
However, the beauty was not so happy at this time. Her tears had already rolled down and she asked cryingly: How much do you want to let me go?
The man stared fiercely and said: One hundred thousand yuan, one child is not enough to lose!
The beautiful girl said: I don’t have that much money!
The man said: You drive such a good car, tell me that you have no money?It’s okay if you don’t have money. You can take the car here and go back and get the money to redeem the car!
The beautiful woman was really crying anxiously at this time, and her tears were still flowing down while wiping them. Are you bullying people?
Zhuo Xiaolong originally had the mentality of not being at ease with him and wanted to stay out of the matter. However, seeing this beautiful woman's appearance was so beautiful that she started to feel pity. I don't know where the sense of justice caused Zhuo Xiaolong to stand up and shouted: Don't bully people here!I could see clearly that your mother lie down by herself and didn't hit her at all!
When the man saw someone coming out to meddle in other people's business, he was furious and rolled his sleeves upwards, leaking his tattoos all over his arms, saying: You fucking the fuck, which of the crotch is not zippered, leaking you out, don't want to be beaten!
Zhuo Xiaolong was also startled when he looked at his tattoo. However, he could not withstand the situation at the end, so he had to bite the bullet, raise his phone, and say: Let me tell you, I have recorded it all, and I have called the police just now!
It turned out that Zhuo Xiaolong found that he had just recorded the whole process of hitting the car without consciousness, and he was naturally fearless with the evidence in his hand.
The man was furious and swung his fist and hit Zhuo Xiaolong.
Zhuo Xiaolong ran two steps back and turned around and said: I have evidence in my hand. I have really recorded it. The police will arrive soon!
When the man wanted to chase Zhuo Xiaolong, the aunt got up and grabbed the man and said: Son Ah, he recorded it. I'm afraid that the police will suffer if they come. Let's forget it today, don't really mess with the police!
The man snorted, pointed at Zhuo Xiaolong and said: "You're lucky!Let you go today, boy, don’t let me meet you!