snort!Overestimate one's ability!Lei Gong and Dian Mother smiled with satisfaction. A pair of noble gods turned around and flew towards the Heavenly Palace easily. The dignity of their gods was finally preserved. The feeling of being high and superior made the two gods look so energetic again.
Unexpectedly, halfway through the way, a group of aggressive soldiers and generals blocked the way of Lei Gong and Dingmu. The leading golden armored god showed his imperial edict, which scared Lei Gong and Dingmu so much that it was not possessed by the gods.
Lei Gong and Die Mother received the order... The Jade Emperor had the order, Lei Gong and Die Mother violated the Heavenly Law... After listing a lot of evidence of crime, the golden armored god with mouth flew across the mouth finally concluded with a very solemn summary: You should have been knocked down to the mortal world, but the Jade Emperor thought it was not easy to practice, so he would only lightly... Heavenly thunder and thunder attacks!
Ah!The gods also knew how to be afraid. When they heard that the sky thunder and the two gods who had always played with thunder and lightning were so scared that they trembled all over. They knew even more that the thunder and lightning were so powerful that the punishment was really light. The two gods were so weak that their lives were vague!
Brother Jinjia, you and I have been immortals in the same dynasty for thousands of years. Can you give me a favor to the Jade Emperor in person?Lei Gong walked honestly to the ear of the Golden Armor God and whispered: Brother Jin Armor, help me, the last time I promoted Paijiu's gambling debt...
Come on, take Lei Gong and Ding Mother to the God-beating Platform!The Golden Armor God seemed to have not heard of Lei Gong's bribes, and he looked serious and righteous. He really deserves to be a model of immortal worshipped by mortals!
Brother Jinjia...Ah!Lei Gong still wanted to plead, but before he finished speaking, a thunder had already hit. The silver armor god who enforced the law did not show any mercy. The louder the Thunder shouted, the more he beat him.
In the blink of an eye, there were three thunder sounds, and the Thunder Mother was lying on the ground, her tongue spitting out and her face was charred.
stop!I wonder if I was thinking about my colleagues, the Golden Armor God actually called the Silver Armor God, and then stepped forward sympathetically and asked: Brother Lei and Mother Ding, have you still suffered?Alas... I can't do anything, you know, silver armor has always been a hard-hearted person!if…
When Lei Gong and Dianmu were overjoyed when they heard this, they almost burst into tears of excitement. Brother Jinjia, I can't stand it, please help me show mercy!
no!The Jade Emperor has an order, and the sky is thunder and blows, how can it release water?The silver armor god's ears were really spiritual. Before the golden armor god turned around, he had already refused coldly and ruthlessly!
Brother Silver Armor, everything has been discussed. The Jade Emperor only said that lightning strikes a hundred times, but he didn’t say that it was light or heavy!Just give me a face.The Golden Armor God's enthusiasm made Lei Gong's Dianmu feel warm. Lei Gong couldn't help but sigh in secret that he was a good brother who gambled and drank together to sow beautiful girls!
no!Unexpectedly, the silver armor did not give any face at all. With a wave of the flag, it would blow the thunder again!
The dark clouds rolled in the sky, and the thunder sounded faintly. The familiar scene made the mother of Lei Gong turn pale. Lei Gong was anxious and made a speech: Brother Jinjia, please help me, I am willing to give you a gift of... a thousand taels!
OK, OK, I'll talk about it now!The enthusiastic Golden Armor God indeed ran over and grabbed Silver Armor for a secret message. But after a while, he walked back in distress and said: Brother Lei, I tried my best to speak, but Brother Silver Armor agreed, but only one thousand taels can only resist one lightning strike!
Ah… One thousand taels once, one hundred times is not one hundred thousand taels!The mother of Dian quickly calculated the number and felt very distressed in her scream. That was her and Lei Gong's entire wealth.
Brother Jinjia, please let me talk about it again, just... just give me a 20% discount, right?Seeing that the lightning had pierced the dark clouds, the Thunder God, who had not yet subsided, quickly gritted his teeth and surrendered!
The Golden Armor God passed by again, and then came back. He secretly made a gesture and said: Brother Lei, Brother Yin Armor wants this number. He said that you and his wife made a lot of incense money while the world was drought last year, so it would be reasonable to ask everyone to help you spend money!
Eight...eighty thousand taels?This number still made Lei Gong and Ding Mother feel heartbroken. Naturally, the Golden Armor God ran away again, then came back, and then ran away again... When the Golden Armor God compared five characters, the two sides finally said together: The deal!
Boom, Boom, Boom... The terrible thunder shook the sky and the earth, and the series of attacks were endless. The Thunder God and Ding Mother were also so painful that they screamed like killing. Finally, they shook the dust, stood up easily, and then flew off the beating platform with great pain.
Brother Lei, Sister Ding, please come slowly, welcome next time!This time, it was the silver armor god's turn to see the two gods off with a smile on his face.
snort!Looking at the back of Silver Armor turning away, Lei Gong and Die Mother glared at him hatefully, and Lei Gong murmured: Old woman, do you notice that this guy seems to be a little fatter than last month?
After a pause, Dianmu suddenly realized: No wonder the Jade Emperor was promoted to the position of silver armor last year, but he cried and made a fuss, and he was unwilling to be promoted without any life or death. He also vowed to work at the grassroots level for ten thousand years. I understand, and finally understand...
Lei Gong couldn't help but repeat with envy: Fatty, what a fatty!
On the stage of the Gods, a smug snicker replaced the thunder!
Well, Yinjia, your acting skills have improved today!The figure moved and the proud face of the Golden Armor God appeared. While he was slidding the thick silver notes, he took out a stack of them and said: These were distributed to Qianliyan and Shunfenger, so that they could monitor them carefully. Let us see who made a fortune, and we will make up his old accounts!quack…
The treacherous smile broke in the middle of the way, and the God of Golden Armor seriously reminded: Silver Armor, next time you thunder, remember to make the first three strokes heavy, today is a little bit short, otherwise you will definitely be able to knock ten thousand taels more!
clear!no problem!The two gods clasped their hands together and stared at the new prey.
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Time passed by little by little, and in the messy room, the dead aura suddenly was dispelled by a burst of laughter!
Ha, ha...it's successful!I've survived another death disaster!As soon as the thought moved, Qiao San's body floated up in the air. Looking at the lightning and thunder and fire wandering with his fingertips, the guy who had achieved great Yin and Yang skills couldn't help but be so happy that his seven orifices were fully opened!
Oh, Third Master, I can discharge electricity too!Qiao San was not dead, and the twelve selfs closely connected to him were safe and sound. The little fox demon waved his hands. Although there was no thunder and fire, there were also tiny lightning like a silver snake dancing!
Hey, hey... Since the creation of the world, the most powerful thunder and lightning technique has belonged to the heavenly world. Today, a mortal and a fox demon have both broken the convention. Under the cover of the Ten Yang Beads, it is indeed... omnipotent!
The cheering two suddenly changed from movement to quiet. The morning breeze blew through the window, and the slight coolness made them realize that the two were still naked and the spring light was exposed!
The woman's instinct made the Twelve Jade Body shook, and the dress with magical power instantly appeared, but the rogue did not do so. The guy who survived the third tribulation of ten deaths not only increased his magic power, but also became more courageous!
twelve!The affectionate call was still lingering in Twelve's ears. Qiao San's big hand had already put on the girl's shoulders, and his hands shook hard. The dress that Twelve had just worn immediately turned into light smoke.
Well, Third Young Master, this is broad daylight!Twelve Yingying smiled, although she refused, but when the words penetrated Qiao San's heart, it turned into a stream of heat and poured into the Dantian!
Well!Qiao San spent a lot of effort to stop his urge to go crazy. His heart trembled, and he finally wiped out the monster sound that was echoing in his mind!
Twelve, you are making trouble again!You little fairy, see how the third young master punishes you!The man who was teased by Xuanhu was really angry. He rose from his heart, and he became brave. He accelerated his pace and leaped onto the bed with the secret technique.
Third Young Master, don’t, her body still hurts... Her slender body is struggling under the claws, Twelve Niang... The charming Twelve Niang, whether it is a gesture of hand or every move, the continuous breast waves always occupy the men’s eyes, and the ever-changing breast waves will always bring out a different charm!
It was rare to practice without practicing, and there was no disturbance from Shu Ling. Qiao San was even more excited with the twelve half-stop and half-stop interest. He copied one point with his hands, and passionately pulled away the girl's jade legs, then aimed at the beautiful pink little white tiger... and inserted it hard!
Unexpectedly, halfway through the way, a group of aggressive soldiers and generals blocked the way of Lei Gong and Dingmu. The leading golden armored god showed his imperial edict, which scared Lei Gong and Dingmu so much that it was not possessed by the gods.
Lei Gong and Die Mother received the order... The Jade Emperor had the order, Lei Gong and Die Mother violated the Heavenly Law... After listing a lot of evidence of crime, the golden armored god with mouth flew across the mouth finally concluded with a very solemn summary: You should have been knocked down to the mortal world, but the Jade Emperor thought it was not easy to practice, so he would only lightly... Heavenly thunder and thunder attacks!
Ah!The gods also knew how to be afraid. When they heard that the sky thunder and the two gods who had always played with thunder and lightning were so scared that they trembled all over. They knew even more that the thunder and lightning were so powerful that the punishment was really light. The two gods were so weak that their lives were vague!
Brother Jinjia, you and I have been immortals in the same dynasty for thousands of years. Can you give me a favor to the Jade Emperor in person?Lei Gong walked honestly to the ear of the Golden Armor God and whispered: Brother Jin Armor, help me, the last time I promoted Paijiu's gambling debt...
Come on, take Lei Gong and Ding Mother to the God-beating Platform!The Golden Armor God seemed to have not heard of Lei Gong's bribes, and he looked serious and righteous. He really deserves to be a model of immortal worshipped by mortals!
Brother Jinjia...Ah!Lei Gong still wanted to plead, but before he finished speaking, a thunder had already hit. The silver armor god who enforced the law did not show any mercy. The louder the Thunder shouted, the more he beat him.
In the blink of an eye, there were three thunder sounds, and the Thunder Mother was lying on the ground, her tongue spitting out and her face was charred.
stop!I wonder if I was thinking about my colleagues, the Golden Armor God actually called the Silver Armor God, and then stepped forward sympathetically and asked: Brother Lei and Mother Ding, have you still suffered?Alas... I can't do anything, you know, silver armor has always been a hard-hearted person!if…
When Lei Gong and Dianmu were overjoyed when they heard this, they almost burst into tears of excitement. Brother Jinjia, I can't stand it, please help me show mercy!
no!The Jade Emperor has an order, and the sky is thunder and blows, how can it release water?The silver armor god's ears were really spiritual. Before the golden armor god turned around, he had already refused coldly and ruthlessly!
Brother Silver Armor, everything has been discussed. The Jade Emperor only said that lightning strikes a hundred times, but he didn’t say that it was light or heavy!Just give me a face.The Golden Armor God's enthusiasm made Lei Gong's Dianmu feel warm. Lei Gong couldn't help but sigh in secret that he was a good brother who gambled and drank together to sow beautiful girls!
no!Unexpectedly, the silver armor did not give any face at all. With a wave of the flag, it would blow the thunder again!
The dark clouds rolled in the sky, and the thunder sounded faintly. The familiar scene made the mother of Lei Gong turn pale. Lei Gong was anxious and made a speech: Brother Jinjia, please help me, I am willing to give you a gift of... a thousand taels!
OK, OK, I'll talk about it now!The enthusiastic Golden Armor God indeed ran over and grabbed Silver Armor for a secret message. But after a while, he walked back in distress and said: Brother Lei, I tried my best to speak, but Brother Silver Armor agreed, but only one thousand taels can only resist one lightning strike!
Ah… One thousand taels once, one hundred times is not one hundred thousand taels!The mother of Dian quickly calculated the number and felt very distressed in her scream. That was her and Lei Gong's entire wealth.
Brother Jinjia, please let me talk about it again, just... just give me a 20% discount, right?Seeing that the lightning had pierced the dark clouds, the Thunder God, who had not yet subsided, quickly gritted his teeth and surrendered!
The Golden Armor God passed by again, and then came back. He secretly made a gesture and said: Brother Lei, Brother Yin Armor wants this number. He said that you and his wife made a lot of incense money while the world was drought last year, so it would be reasonable to ask everyone to help you spend money!
Eight...eighty thousand taels?This number still made Lei Gong and Ding Mother feel heartbroken. Naturally, the Golden Armor God ran away again, then came back, and then ran away again... When the Golden Armor God compared five characters, the two sides finally said together: The deal!
Boom, Boom, Boom... The terrible thunder shook the sky and the earth, and the series of attacks were endless. The Thunder God and Ding Mother were also so painful that they screamed like killing. Finally, they shook the dust, stood up easily, and then flew off the beating platform with great pain.
Brother Lei, Sister Ding, please come slowly, welcome next time!This time, it was the silver armor god's turn to see the two gods off with a smile on his face.
snort!Looking at the back of Silver Armor turning away, Lei Gong and Die Mother glared at him hatefully, and Lei Gong murmured: Old woman, do you notice that this guy seems to be a little fatter than last month?
After a pause, Dianmu suddenly realized: No wonder the Jade Emperor was promoted to the position of silver armor last year, but he cried and made a fuss, and he was unwilling to be promoted without any life or death. He also vowed to work at the grassroots level for ten thousand years. I understand, and finally understand...
Lei Gong couldn't help but repeat with envy: Fatty, what a fatty!
On the stage of the Gods, a smug snicker replaced the thunder!
Well, Yinjia, your acting skills have improved today!The figure moved and the proud face of the Golden Armor God appeared. While he was slidding the thick silver notes, he took out a stack of them and said: These were distributed to Qianliyan and Shunfenger, so that they could monitor them carefully. Let us see who made a fortune, and we will make up his old accounts!quack…
The treacherous smile broke in the middle of the way, and the God of Golden Armor seriously reminded: Silver Armor, next time you thunder, remember to make the first three strokes heavy, today is a little bit short, otherwise you will definitely be able to knock ten thousand taels more!
clear!no problem!The two gods clasped their hands together and stared at the new prey.
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Time passed by little by little, and in the messy room, the dead aura suddenly was dispelled by a burst of laughter!
Ha, ha...it's successful!I've survived another death disaster!As soon as the thought moved, Qiao San's body floated up in the air. Looking at the lightning and thunder and fire wandering with his fingertips, the guy who had achieved great Yin and Yang skills couldn't help but be so happy that his seven orifices were fully opened!
Oh, Third Master, I can discharge electricity too!Qiao San was not dead, and the twelve selfs closely connected to him were safe and sound. The little fox demon waved his hands. Although there was no thunder and fire, there were also tiny lightning like a silver snake dancing!
Hey, hey... Since the creation of the world, the most powerful thunder and lightning technique has belonged to the heavenly world. Today, a mortal and a fox demon have both broken the convention. Under the cover of the Ten Yang Beads, it is indeed... omnipotent!
The cheering two suddenly changed from movement to quiet. The morning breeze blew through the window, and the slight coolness made them realize that the two were still naked and the spring light was exposed!
The woman's instinct made the Twelve Jade Body shook, and the dress with magical power instantly appeared, but the rogue did not do so. The guy who survived the third tribulation of ten deaths not only increased his magic power, but also became more courageous!
twelve!The affectionate call was still lingering in Twelve's ears. Qiao San's big hand had already put on the girl's shoulders, and his hands shook hard. The dress that Twelve had just worn immediately turned into light smoke.
Well, Third Young Master, this is broad daylight!Twelve Yingying smiled, although she refused, but when the words penetrated Qiao San's heart, it turned into a stream of heat and poured into the Dantian!
Well!Qiao San spent a lot of effort to stop his urge to go crazy. His heart trembled, and he finally wiped out the monster sound that was echoing in his mind!
Twelve, you are making trouble again!You little fairy, see how the third young master punishes you!The man who was teased by Xuanhu was really angry. He rose from his heart, and he became brave. He accelerated his pace and leaped onto the bed with the secret technique.
Third Young Master, don’t, her body still hurts... Her slender body is struggling under the claws, Twelve Niang... The charming Twelve Niang, whether it is a gesture of hand or every move, the continuous breast waves always occupy the men’s eyes, and the ever-changing breast waves will always bring out a different charm!
It was rare to practice without practicing, and there was no disturbance from Shu Ling. Qiao San was even more excited with the twelve half-stop and half-stop interest. He copied one point with his hands, and passionately pulled away the girl's jade legs, then aimed at the beautiful pink little white tiger... and inserted it hard!
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