Since his son's scary speech, Zhuang Mei was embarrassed and annoyed to find that her life was turned upside down by her son.
When I was at home, Zhuang Mei did whatever she should do and treated her son as air.But the son simply ignored the barriers she built, often crossed the line, and became more and more excessive.
When she was writing on the living room table, her son would sit aside with a chair, without saying a word, and just looked at her side face quietly.
Zhuang Mei couldn't resist her son's gaze, so naked and so hot that she got goosebumps all over her body.
Until she couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily, what are you looking at? Is there any words on my face?
My son smiled and said that he hadn't seen him for so long, so I'll see what happened to my mother.
The son pinched her bottom line accurately and jumped back and forth. She had no choice but to uphold the principle of cold treatment and silently thought about ignoring her again.
But the son's shamelessness was exaggerated. One day, he even broke into the first floor of their company to place candles and banners. The passers-by next to him were shocked and happy by this extremely earthy approach, and they were all laughing and recording videos.
There was a noise in the beauty salon, and everyone looked down curiously and started to cheer.
Zhuang Mei heard the sound and almost fainted when she saw this scene. She immediately hid in the bathroom and called her son, asking her angrily if you are shameless?
What exactly do you want to do??
Unexpectedly, my son smiled and said that this is pursuit, mom, if you don’t agree to me all day, I’m here all day.
Zhuang Mei's face turned red with anger. It took her a long time to calm down. She held back her anger and said, "You go home first, and if you have something to do, I will talk about it after I get off work."The son actually agreed readily, which was beyond her expectations.
Putting down her phone, Zhuang Mei's face changed constantly. Her son's bombardment this week really made her physically and mentally exhausted.
It was beyond the scope of being angry. She was now simply afraid of Xiang Mingchu, and she was afraid that his brain would rust and then she would make something.
This is not a solution. She took a deep breath and decided to have a good chat with her son.
Go home at six o'clock in the evening.
Listening to the door, I shouted to Mingchu in the kitchen, "Mom, you're back, and skillfully fry the dishes and bring them to the table in the living room.
Zhuang Mei sat at the dining table, her expression was not visible on her face, and she ate in silence.
Xiang Mingchu's smile gradually closed. He knew that the time was coming, so he picked up his job without saying a word, waiting for his mother to speak.
After a long time, Zhuang Mei put down her bowls and chopsticks and spoke directly: Xiang Mingchu, you should die of this heart, there is no possibility.
Xiang Mingchu's intentions are not fluctuating: Mom, you can't let me give up. No one can control things like hearts.
Mom looked at him and asked slowly: Then what do you want?
Xiang Mingchu asked back: Mom, are you curious about why I became like this?
Mom nodded.
I used to be afraid that my mother would know every day, and I would beat me and scold me if you knew it.But now I understand that mom is the person who loves me the most in the world, and I am also the person who loves you the most. Who can’t change this? So what if you know it?
He paused and continued: Since we love each other, what can't be done?
Zhuang Mei said coldly: Which mother doesn’t love her son, and what are you doing now?You are now unscrupulously using my feelings for you to do these ridiculous things. Xiang Mingchu, you are such a good son!
Xiang Mingchu smiled slightly: Mom, what you taught me, as long as you persist in anything, there will be hope.
What I mean by persistence is to study, not the messy things like you are now!
Mom, you can't convince me. I will follow your personality and I will never look back even if I hit the wall.
so what?Xiang Mingchu, what do you want to do now?Just running to our company to make these embarrassing farces?
It's time.
Xiang Mingchu cleared his throat: Mom, do you remember that before the college entrance examination, could you make a request?
Zhuang Mei looked at him coldly without saying a word.
She was a little furrowed when her mother was staring at her cold eyes. Xiang Mingchu quickly added: Cough, mom, it’s not what you thought... My request is very simple.
He continued: Yes, I hope my mother can be my girlfriend for a month.
Zhuang Mei frowned: Xiang Mingchu, do you know what you are talking about?
Xiang Mingchu smiled and said: I know, mom, I'm not drunk now.Mom thinks we are impossible. This month it will be the experience period of our love. After a month, if mom thinks it is OK, then we will be together. If mom feels it is not good, I will give up and be my good son.
Xiang Mingchu, you are really crazy.
After a while of silence, Zhuang Mei shook her head in disappointment and stood up and went back to the room.
Xiang Mingchu's expression remained unchanged, and his mother's reaction was completely expected.
He dared to do this because he understood that his mother actually loved him more than anything else, so no matter how much he made a fuss, his mother would only scold him and beat him. As long as he grasped that degree, he would not fall to the point of severing the relationship between mother and son.
Just like the lyrics say, those who are favored are always fearless.
His plan is going steadily, now, just wait.
In the room, Zhuang Mei was lying on the bed, her right hand covering her face, feeling annoyed and tired inside.
Tonight's conversation ended in failure again. She really couldn't understand why her son was so paranoid about her. Even if her son had never been in a relationship, would her aunt in her thirties be so attractive?
Well, her own appearance is indeed attractive...she knows it well.
But she was the biological mother of this brat. Her son could still say those words and do those things, which really made her angry and speechless. She tried to knock open her son's head several times to see what was inside.
The countermeasures for cold treatment have failed. If this continues, it is not a solution. Sooner or later, I will be tortured by my son until I am still energetic. Zhuang Mei lay on the bed thinking about it, but couldn't think of any good solution.
Did you just agree to this bastard? Isn’t it just a month? Can he find any more money?
Zhuang Mei was startled by the sudden thoughts in her heart.
She sat upright and patted her face.
No, it will be crazy if you continue to think so.Zhuang Mei gave up brainstorming, took out her cell phone, and sent a message to Lin Yajuan.
Ten minutes later, Zhuang Mei walked out of the room and Xiang Mingchu was still watching TV in the living room. She ignored her son and walked to the entrance to change her shoes.
Mom, where are you going?
Mom, I can go wherever I want, can I tell you?Zhuang Mei was not angry.
Xiang Mingchu was not affected by his mother's tone at all, and said with a smile: Mom can go anywhere, be careful and come back early.
Zhuang Mei snorted and left home.
Half an hour later, the cafe, a remote corner.
So Xiao Mingchu really said that?Want you to be his girlfriend for a month?Lin Yajuan was stirring the coffee with a look of surprise. Did Sister Mei agree?
Zhuang Mei rolled her eyes: Lin Yajuan, you are also crazy, right? How could I agree to him?Am I crazy?
But if you don’t agree to Xiao Mingchu, I’m afraid Xiao Mingchu will keep making trouble. He has been making trouble downstairs in your company these days, and these little gossips seem to have been spread to the head office.Human nature is just gossip and eating melons. At that time, it will be even more difficult to deal with if others know you are...
Zhuang Mei: Promise him?Don't I know what my son is thinking?That fool just wants to be bothered by me, so annoyed that I can't stand it, so annoyed by me that I promised him, it was all the tricks in his mind, and I don't know where to learn it. It's good and not pure and bad.
Xiao Mingchu hasn't fallen in love yet, that's just adolescent period, and he doesn't have a father, so he's with you day and night. In addition, you're so beautiful, so it's normal for you to have a little distorted thoughts.Or else just agree to Xiao Mingchu, and he won't lose any piece of meat, so he wouldn't dare to do anything bad.Anyway, it doesn’t mean that if you are not satisfied in a month, he will give up completely, it won’t fit your wish.
Sometimes I really admire your brain circuit...
It’s only one month. After one month, let Xiao Mingchu give up and everything goes well!Unless he cheats, Xiao Mingchu doesn't look like the kind of cheating person.
Zhuang Mei snorted: This is still the advantage of this fool. You will definitely do what you promised... But what's the matter? Why do you have to be as he annoyed me as he wants and have to have a love relationship? I am his mother. If I do, do I want my face if it is spread.
If you don’t say it, I won’t say it, he won’t say it. Do you know you are two mothers and sons?It looks like a sibling.Besides, don’t you just make a date with Xiao Mingchu, and you don’t have to do anything.Lin Yajuan smiled embarrassedly.
Go to the death, don't think about the things that are not suitable for eight.
Anyway, you're the fuck, why are you going to take a month off?Be a love enlightenment class to teach your son, anyway, you will feel relaxed after a month.
Zhuang Mei sighed, took a sip of coffee, and fell into deep thought.
Tsk tsk, the sister Mei I know can cut the mess with everything she does, and she will not be as frowning as she is now.
He also cut the mess quickly... I just want to cut my son with one knife now.Zhuang Mei rolled her eyes and said, "Forget it, you don't even have a partner, how could you understand?"Older leftover woman!
Xiao Ming was so angry that he was so angry that he didn't mention me. I would like to get married whenever I got married. I can't just find this condition.Besides, Sister Mei, you have never had the intention to find another one over the years.
Because I can live well with my son alone.If I had known to find someone, I would have been trying to get my son up as a father and a mother. Who would have thought that life would be successful and my son would become a pervert!I was so angry!
Zhuang Mei became more and more angry as she spoke, and she wanted to immediately pull Xiang Mingchu out and beat him up.
Sister Mei, you won’t suddenly get an impulse to get married because of this, right?
I'm just angry, not stupid!You have a good coffee and let me be quiet.
Anyway, Sister Mei, think slowly, slowly.
Lin Yajuan called, and at this time the phone blinked, and she quietly put the phone under the desk.
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After sending the message, Xiang Mingchu turned off his phone and the pre-work was in place. Next, he was waiting for his mother to come home.
It's amazing to say. He hid his feelings a year ago. Unexpectedly, a year later, he could express his love to his mother openly and implement his long-planned plan.
The sound of the door of the entrance door sounded, and Xiang Mingchu unconsciously sat upright.
Mom, you are back.
Zhuang Mei did not respond and sat directly on the sofa, crossing her legs with her hands in her chest and her beautiful facial features. Her expression was not visible.
What's wrong with mom?
Zhuang Mei was still silent. She looked at her son without saying a word, as if she was thinking about something.
Xiang Mingchu knew what his mother was thinking, so he stopped making a sound and waited silently.
a long time.
one day.Zhuang Mei suddenly spoke.
What?
Zhuang Mei said coldly: You mentioned it one day before.
Xiang Mingchu's expression suddenly came to an enlightenment: Oh ~ Mom, you agreed to the love experience I mentioned, right?One day won't work, and it's agreed to be a month.
Two days.Zhuang Mei has no expression on her face.
Xiang Mingchu shook his head: That's half a month, fifteen days, no more.
Last time, three days.
Xiang Mingchu still shook his head: Ten days.Mom, this is my final concession, so you agree.
Long silence.
Seven days, one week, this is also my last bottom line.Otherwise, I will pretend that you don’t have your son, and you will be crazy as you like.
Xiang Mingchu still shook his head.
Mom looked at him expressionlessly, silent for a long time.Xiang Mingchu also looked straight at his mother, with a firm expression and refused to give in.
The two of them had been confronting each other for more than ten minutes, staring at each other with big eyes.
After a long time, Xiang Mingchu lost: Okay, mom, you won, just one week.
In just a few seconds, Xiang Mingchu's expression brightened again and he grinned: But it doesn't matter, I will perform well this week, don't worry, mom!
Zhuang Mei didn't know what expression to respond, so she just snorted with her nose.
I don’t know if it was an illusion, but somewhere in her heart she breathed a sigh of relief, but why did she feel a little more relaxed?
She didn't want to spend her energy to think about it anymore, so she got up and wanted to go back to the room.
Xiang Mingchu hurriedly called his mother: Wait a minute, there is still something for my mother to take a look.
He took out a piece of paper from his pocket, and Zhuang Mei took it, with a line of conspicuous big words on it: Trial Love Contract.
What's this?She was stunned.
Well, a small contract.I know that my mother does what she says, and of course I will do what she says. This is to clarify some of our rules during the love experience period, and my mother can take a closer look at it.
Trial contract
From the period from the year, month, day to month, day, the man and the woman voluntarily reach a romantic relationship.
During this period, both parties voluntarily assume and use their obligations and rights as lovers. The man shall not offend the woman at will, and the woman shall not deliberately evade and have a negative attitude. Both parties shall get along with each other in a normal couple's love pattern.
After the contract expires, the two parties choose to continue or terminate the relationship after negotiation.
For matters not completed, the two sides will discuss separately based on the principle of friendly consultation.
Man:
Woman:
date:
Zhuang Mei raised her eyebrows slightly: There are also people who are good at it, who taught you?
Searched by yourself.Xiang Mingchu smiled and said, Mom, after you finish reading, if there is no problem, let’s sign it.
Seeing her son's serious look on his face, Zhuang Mei was speechless. She picked up the pen and finished it twice.
Looking at her mother filling out the form, Xiang Mingchu's excited heart was about to fly to the sky.
That's all right, right?
Still one step away.Xiang Mingchu took out an ink from his pocket.
childish.
Zhuang Mei rolled her eyes, but took the ink and pressed the red thumbprint.
Xiang Mingchu followed closely and the two parties reached a contract.
The negotiations ended. As my mother returned to her room, Xiang Mingchu finally couldn't help but cheer in a low voice and excitedly punched several times in the air.
Lu Xun said: Chinese people always like to reconcile and compromise. For example, if you say, this room is too dark, you must open a window here, and everyone will definitely not allow it.But if you advocate removing the roof, they will reconcile and are willing to open the windows.
This is why Xiang Mingchu first proposed that his mother would be his girlfriend for a month. He knew that his mother would definitely not agree, but it was reduced to one week, which was easier for his mother to accept than a month.
What he originally expected was that it would be fine if it really didn't work for five days and four days. Now it would be better to win a week. He must seize these seven days.
Because of his illness this time, he completely changed his mind and began to launch a fierce attack on his mother.
He did not tell his mother about the operation. If it was a minor operation, there was no need to say it; if it was found that it worsened, it would only increase the mother's concern.
He didn't want to use this disease to threaten his mother. What he wanted was not sympathy, but his mother changed her mind and accepted his love because of his actions.
These seven days are used to give my mother a try to have a love feeling with him. Now that my mother agrees, he must grasp it well and let her feel the feelings outside of mother and son when she is with him.
If your mother is satisfied, there is still a chance, otherwise it will be cold.
He discussed the date plan with Hawthorn and had a preliminary plan. The unfortunate thing is that the next seven days will be affected by the typhoon and there may be heavy rainfall.
He had no other way, and the only thing he could do now was to do his best and leave his will.
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At one o'clock in the morning, Zhuang Mei still couldn't fall asleep.
Half an hour ago, Lin Yajuan sent a message saying that she would not be able to go to work the day and applied for a week of paid leave.
She was stunned and sent a series of question marks. Lin Yajuan replied with a naughty expression, so she understood that it was all Xiang Mingchu's tricks, and it was really hard work.
When she recalled last night's conversation, she was so embarrassed that she picked up her pillow and covered her face and let out a meaningless howl.
The conversation with Lin Yajuan made her determined to accept her son's request, and she would give up after a week.
But it is a fantasy for his son to fall in love with his mother!
What's even more fantastic is that... she has agreed!
He even drew a plagiarism according to his son's wishes.
Zhuang Mei, Zhuang Mei, you must have been infected by this stupid son.
After a while, she began to calm down.
Since her son was born to the present, there have been many people chasing her, but she has no interest or time to accept it, so she has zero love experience.
Her son worked so hard that she began to take some actions during these seven days.
But the next second, she felt awkward about this idea again.
Forget it, why do you think so much? Since you agree, then the soldiers will block the water and cover the soil!
She, Zhuang Mei, has been in the workplace for so many years, and she has never seen any scenes before?
Anyway, seven days later, she said N, Xiang Mingchu had to be her good son obediently.
Thinking of this, she felt a little relaxed, so she turned off tomorrow's alarm clock, empty her head and closed her eyes, and slowly fell asleep.
Have a good night's sleep.
The next day, nine o'clock.
Yes~
Zhuang Mei slowly opened her eyes, stretched her waist, and let out a slight low moan.
Maybe it was because her son had a card. Last night was the most comfortable night these days. She is inexplicably in a good mood now, but she is interested in seeing what her son can make.
She walked out of the door and went to the living room, Xiang Mingchu was busy with breakfast in the kitchen.
She ignored her son and walked through her back towards the bathroom.
At this time, Xiang Mingchu just turned around and suddenly felt excited: Baby, why didn’t you walk soundly? I was shocked.
What are you calling me?Zhuang Mei didn't react.
Baby.Starting from today, mom, you are my girlfriend. It’s natural to call you baby, it hurts so much!Don't pull the ears baby no, it's mom, mom, I'm wrong, I'm wrong
Zhuang Mei let go of her son's ears expressionlessly.
Xiang Mingchu rubbed his red ears and felt a little aggrieved: Hiss... Mom, didn’t you agree that you would be my girlfriend from the beginning today? What’s wrong with calling you baby? Isn’t it the same between boyfriend and girlfriend?
Zhuang Mei raised her eyebrows: But I'm going to frown your ears, what's the problem?Any comments?
No objection, no objection...
Xiang Mingchu's eyes turned: What should he call it?Uh, can my wife do it?
Zhuang Mei glanced at him deeply, and he quickly took a step back to protect his ears: Mom, you are my girlfriend now, we are in a relationship now, so it is normal to call your wife and baby. This is the legal right of your boyfriend!
Surprisingly, Zhuang Mei just snorted, ignored him, turned around and went into the bathroom to brush her teeth and wash her face.
What does this mean?
Did mom accept it?If so, that would be great.
Xiang Mingchu continued to work hard with some confusion. After a few minutes, he brought the prepared breakfast out of the living room.
Zhuang Mei had washed her face and sat on the sofa, holding her hands in her chest, as imposing as the queen on the throne, and her fatal and exaggerated jade legs were exposed under her red silk nightgown.
Xiang Mingchu, when did you contact your sister Juan? She asked her to make a week off with such great ability.Zhuang Mei asked.
When my mother went out last night, Sister Juan was so nice.Xiang Mingchu answered honestly and subconsciously called his mother.
Are you afraid that she knows what you are doing now?
I just asked Sister Juan to give her mother a week off, but I didn't say anything else.But Sister Juan should have known that her mother and Sister Juan have such a good relationship, and probably told her that she had also told her.
Zhuang Mei snorted from her nose: What plans do you have for so much effort?
Then I must take my mother to eat, drink and play everywhere. Don’t worry, as a boyfriend, I will perform well!
Good food and drink?Do you have that much money?
Mom is relieved. The activity is sufficient. I have been preparing for your son for a long time.Xiang Mingchu grinned.He saved some money on his part-time job this year and borrowed a loan from Sister Juan, which was enough.
Seeing his son like this, Zhuang Mei felt mixed feelings inside, she wanted to say something but couldn't say it. Finally, she could only sigh deeply: She would only work so hard in a messy place, I really don't know what to say to you.
OK, mom, eat quickly.Xiang Mingchu glanced at the clock and cleaned up. We're going to set off later!
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In the bedroom, Zhuang Mei picked up her clothes in front of the mirror.
My son has already said that he would go out for a date with her today and ask her to change her clothes.
Although she had already prepared herself in the morning and wanted to spend these seven days well, the end of the seven days made her son give up, but her mood is inexplicably hard to describe.
He said he was angry, and he had already gone beyond that momentum. His son is now a dead pig and is not afraid of boiling water. She has no choice but to do anything to him, and getting angry will be useless.
She said she was happy, after all, she had hardly experienced the concept of dating, so she was looking forward to it.
But the problem is whether the partner is his son or his son who is ill-intentioned to her, which really makes her feel mixed.
Zhuang Mei has always been a person who does what she says. Since she promised her girlfriend for a week, she would not regret it.
Although she felt a little awkward, she still looked in the mirror and carefully selected her clothes.
It's also strange. Some time ago, she was worried about her son's perverted behavior. Unexpectedly, now she is worried about what clothes to wear and go out with her son.
After changing his clothes, Zhuang Mei went to the bathroom and ran into her son head-on.
Xiang Mingchu's eyes lit up: Wow.Mom, you are so beautiful.
I saw my mother wearing a short white T-shirt, black wide-leg pants on the lower body, and the strap of the crossbody bag was stuck between the peaks, outlining a full and round curve, like the ridge of spring.
She wore a black baseball cap, and she was cool and simple and motivated.
If not, who would have thought that this was the mother of a 19-year-old boy?
Looking at each other, Zhuang Mei ignored her son's praise, but covered her forehead: Go and change me a set of clothes.
Mom, what's wrong?
Do you have any other clothes? Why do you still wear high school uniforms?I bought so many for you before, but I lost them all?
Xiang Mingchu looked up and down and said: No problem, this high school uniform is pretty easy to wear. I often wear it in college and I am used to it, so I don’t have to change it.
Zhuang Mei was speechless and walked into Xiang Mingchu's bedroom in diameter, opened the wardrobe, and started rummaging.
You see, aren’t these all clothes? There are so many sets that can match, isn’t that?Isn't this?I bought so many clothes for you, but I don’t wear any of them. Do I stay here and wait for mold?Zhuang Mei took out two pieces of clothes and threw them to her son: Change this.
Unexpectedly, my mother would help me choose clothes, so Xiang Mingchu smiled happily: Yes, yes, everything is listened to my mother.
He picked up the clothes and was about to take them off when he saw his mother still staying in the room. He tilted his head and asked: Mom, do you want to watch me change?
Zhuang Mei sneered: What, are you still embarrassed?
You are my mother, what's wrong with me?Xiang Mingchu said as he took off his clothes and changed to the top given by his mother.Then he took off his pants and leaked his second brother.
You don't wear underwear?Zhuang brow frowned.
It's better to breathe.
I don’t care about hygiene at all. You will know what you are wrong when you get into it. Go and dress me up.
Yes, yes, everything is listened to.
Change the name!Very disgusting.
Xiang Mingchu wanted to make fun of him again, but when he saw that his mother looked bad, he quickly whispered: That's okay, that's it, but I'm actually not used to calling him baby.
He cleanly changed his clothes all over his body: How about now?
Not very good.Zhuang Mei shook her head, went to the wardrobe for a while, and found a piece of clothing and threw it to him.
Xiang Mingchu changed one by one.After ten minutes just now, I changed many sets, and Zhuang Mei's face calmed down a little: Just this set.
She walked up to help her son tidy up the corners of the lower clothes. Her son kept looking straight at her face. She rolled her eyes: What are you looking at?Go to the bathroom to get your hair done!It's a mess, if you do this, I feel embarrassed to go out.
Xiang Mingchu obediently did it. His heels are now tied with balloons, fluttering, and in a good mood, he will not refute anything to his mother.
After everything was done, it was already nine-twenty.
As soon as they left the door, the two of them were waiting side by side for the elevator. Zhuang Mei calmed down her clothes without saying a sound, walked to her side, and reached out to hold her.
The moment his fingers touched, Zhuang Mei shook her whole body and stared at her son with wide eyes: What are you doing?
Hold hands, is it reasonable for couples to hold hands?
Zhuang Mei was speechless for a moment. She twisted her hands a few times and couldn't break away, so she simply ignored it.
My mother's hands were very small, white, but her palms were not smooth. Xiang Mingchu knew that it was a trace left by her mother's previous beautician, so she couldn't help but hold on to her again.
In this way, Xiang Mingchu took his mother into the elevator without saying a word, went downstairs into the parking lot, and only then did he reluctantly let go of his mother's hand.
Drive out of the community and walk on the busy road.While driving, Xiang Mingchu watched his mother in the passenger seat pull down the bezel mirror and comb his hair.
After receiving N hot and scary gazes, Zhuang Mei finally couldn't bear it and warned her son: Xiang Mingchu, drive seriously!
I'm very serious, just looking at the rearview mirror just now.
Zhuang Mei was too lazy to pay attention to his bad words and continued to sort out herself.
As the first day of the date, it is very important for subsequent development. Xiang Mingchu studied it carefully for a long time.
Hawthorn recommends going to a pet store: Women or something, you will naturally feel full of love when you see cute little animals!
Hawthorn swore a lot and had to convince Xiang Mingchu, so his first stop was to take his mother to the Shiba Inu Dog Cake in the city center.
The wind chime rang, and Yubai pushed open the store door.
The perfect figure with a concave and concave figure, the shawls and delicate facial features all high-profilely declared that the woman coming in was an absolute beauty, instantly attracted the attention of everyone in the store.
Among them, the men brought their girlfriends together, and their eyes were not too rampant.
Even so, Xiang Mingchu was still unhappy with those eyes, and he directly reached out to hold his mother's hand.
Unexpectedly, his mother did not resist, so he led his mother to the table in the corner and sat side by side.
Only then did he be able to carefully look at the dog cafe. The decoration was warm and very warm. There were standing cards introducing the employees of the dog cafe on the table. When he carefully looked at the introduction on the card, several Shiba Inu of different colors passed by their feet.
Dog Ca is the place to pet dogs. Zhuang Mei is not familiar with her, and Xiang Mingchu doesn’t understand it either, but he doesn’t hide it, indicating that it was his first time to come and called the clerk’s sister.
There is no good guidance, just playing with all kinds of Shiba Inu, and they got started after a long time.
Rarely, the always capable and courageous mother was a little hesitant when she first touched a dog, and was cautious when she reached out to touch it. Xiang Mingchu rarely saw this side of her mother.
But my mother was still the same mother, and soon got into a gang with a few Shiba Inu. She sat on the cushion and began to give orders to the dogs in front of her: Sit!Reach your hand!Turn left!
Xiang Mingchu put the puppy on his knees and slowly touched his head, but his eyes could not be separated from his mother and he unconsciously raised it.
The clerk’s sister patted his shoulder: Little brother, there is a Polaroid here. You can take the photos away or leave them on the photo wall of our store.Your girlfriend is so beautiful, take a few more photos.
He took the camera and smiled like a flower: OK Thank you, I also think my girlfriend is beautiful.
Mom looked up at him, said nothing, lowered her head and continued to tease the dog.
He picked up the camera, picked a good angle to his mother, took a picture of the mother who was seriously funny, and took many photos.
Look here~
Zhuang Mei raised her head and saw her son holding the camera at her: Come on, Sister Mei, smile~
You think I'm a dog.Zhuang Mei put the dog in front of her, raised its claws on each side of her hands, and showed a pretended cruel expression to her son: Guoguo, bite him!
It doesn't look like a dog bites me, but Sister Mei wants to bite me.Xiang Mingchu smiled and pressed the shutter.
The advantage of Polaroid is that after pressing the shutter, you can immediately get a bright and smooth photo. He handed the photo to his mother: Look at your son... Does your boyfriend's photo skills pass?
Zhuang Mei seemed to be immune to Xiang Mingchu's name of her boyfriend. She looked at the photo: Just barely force it.Come on, give me the camera and take a few photos for you.
Xiang Mingchu obediently handed the camera over and put out a few Pss.
After the photoshoot, Xiang Mingchu thought about it, walked over and said to the clerk sister: Hello, can you take a few photos for us?
After receiving a positive answer, he hurriedly returned to his mother's side, sat down, and embraced her waist affectionately.
Weak and boneless, the touch is fascinating.
what?Zhuang Mei twisted unnaturally.
He looked ahead, his head leaned slightly, and he whispered with his mother's ear: I'm going to take a picture with my favorite girlfriend, it's normal to hug my waist~
Zhuang Mei snorted angrily, and her elbows were secretly slid against her son's ribs.
It hurts very much, Xiang Mingchu took a deep breath and hugged him tighter.
The clerk sister came to them and raised her camera: Come on, let’s smile~3-2-1 Okay!Wait a moment, it’s OK. This is the photo of both of you. Do you need to take a few more photos?
Zhuang Mei took the photo, and the woman was holding the silly Shiba Inu on it, while the boy next to her was hugging the woman with a silly smile on her face, keeping her head on her side, wishing she could stick to the woman's face.
Xiang Mingchu, you smiled so cheaply, just like Guoguo.Zhuang Mei put the photo in front of Shiba Inu, Tsk tsk, Guoguo, this is not your brother who has been separated for many years, right?If so, you call twice.
Shiba Inu really cooperated with her tomb.
Xiang Mingchu smiled: Isn’t that normal? I am Meijie’s dog. Sister Meijie, do you want to listen to my horns?
Not serious.Zhuang Mei rolled her eyes, but she didn't notice that the corners of her mouth were slightly raised at this time.
What are these two people's young couples on the new Play... The clerk's sister was sweating inside and could only pretend that she had not heard the conversation just now, raised her camera and smiled: Do you two want to change positions?
In this way, they took a lot of photos.
At first, Zhuang Mei still listened to Xiang Mingchu's command, but later she became proactive and began to take the initiative to find positions and angles.
Xiang Mingchu always hugged Zhuang Mei, maintaining various intimate postures. It seemed that Zhuang Mei was used to it, and she let her son hug her.
After having sex, it was already lunch time, Xiang Mingchu left Dog Cafe with his mother who was unwilling to leave.
They walked out to the fourth floor in a large commercial center, and the entire floor was filled with hotels.
It seemed that my mother had accepted the act of holding hands subtly, and Xiang Mingchu was able to hold her mother smoothly, attracting attention along the way.
Xiang Mingchu looked left and right, and was confused: Sister Mei, what do you want to eat?
Zhuang Mei was absent-minded: Are you not very powerful? Then guess what I want to eat.
Xiang Mingchu looked at various stores, glanced around, and pointed to one of the barbecue self-service shops: Then let's go to this one.
It was Zhuang Mei's turn to be surprised. He guessed so accurately what he wanted to eat?
As if I read out my mother's doubts, I pointed to the store at Mingchu: Now, the sign says, every Tuesday, the couple has half price.
Zhuang Mei gave him a blank look.
Xiang Mingchu smiled indifferently and took his mother into the store.
The warm yellow lights are languishing, and the walls around are the beautiful Peking Opera murals of the national trend. The store is full of people, but fortunately there is no need to queue up.
Entertaining sister: Welcome, do you guys have any reservations?
Xiang Mingchu held his mother's hand: No.Is there a couple’s half price event every Tuesday?
Entertaining sister: Yes, our store is holding a half-price event for couples on Tuesday, and we need to kiss to prove the identity of the couple.
He looked at his mother and saw that her mother also happened to look at him, and her eyes seemed to say that Xiang Mingchu, you actually gave me this trick.
Xiang Mingchu shrugged innocently, saying that he was not aware of it.He secretly held his mother's hand: Is it here?
Yes.
So he leaned over without saying a word and pecked his mother's lips like a chicken pecking at rice.
Just make a light move and then quickly separate.
Is it OK?Xiang Mingchu's face was calm, but his eyes were secretly looking at his mother.
Zhuang Mei stood there, her eyebrows frowned slightly, but she was very restrained and looked expressionless.
The clerk’s sister smirked: Sir, it’s going to take longer.
Xiang Mingchu went over and pecked for two more seconds.
It takes more than ten seconds.
Xiang Mingchu suddenly realized: Oh, so you should say it earlier.
He leaned over again and kissed his mother's lips gently. His mother still had no movement or expression, as if she was completely out of motion.
My mother's lips were slightly cool, like the first snow in spring. She moved slightly into Mingchu's heart and quietly stuck out her tongue.
At this time, my mother seemed to have reacted. As soon as he stretched out his tongue and drilled into her mouth, her mother opened her teeth and bit the tip of his tongue. He was shocked and almost died on the spot due to pain. Chuxue was about to bleed.
He endured the pain and calculated that ten seconds had arrived before leaving his mother's lips quietly.Fortunately, my mother just bit her to warn her, otherwise he would have spit a few mouthfuls of blood on the spot.
OK, this is your list. I wish you a happy day and a happy meal~
It's so messy, thank you Li.Xiang Mingchu said in a slight manner.
He led his mother in and found a seat in the corner to sit down. At this moment, his mother seemed to have some expression, as if she was sneering.
The orange light flowed lazily around, and Zhuangmei put down her shoulder bag and tied her wavy hair into a ponytail.
Xiang Mingchu covered his mouth: Sister Mei, do you know that the behavior just now is very dangerous? If you use more force, I will bite my tongue and commit suicide on the spot. It is not that I committed suicide, but that I was killed on the spot!
If you haven’t bitten your tongue off, just burn incense and worship Buddha, and you will be more and more flawless.Zhuang Mei turned her eyes.
You are my girlfriend now. What's wrong with your boyfriend kissing her?
Zhuang Mei was too lazy to reply to him, so she raised her chin and signaled to get something to eat.
Xiang Mingchu got up obediently and went to choose the ingredients for barbecue.He knew very well that as a kitchen idiot, asking his mother to do it himself was like chronic suicide, so he barbecued the whole time for his mother to eat.
Zhuang Mei sometimes wonders why her son is so powerful and has no inherited her magical cooking skills.
If Xiang Mingchu knew his mother’s doubts, he could not answer them. His cooking skills are the same as his painting talent. He belongs to God for food. His main focus is a talented person who can learn from him without a teacher.
In my impression, my mother never cared about her eating habits, and she exuded the heroic spirit of a hero in the martial arts world, which was also part of Xiang Mingchu's obsession.
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Hawthorn: What happened later?What did you do after dinner?
Xiang Mingchu: My mother said she was sleepy after eating, so she went home to sleep in the afternoon.
Hawthorn: Ah?No, Brother Chu finally fought for seven days, but he actually went home in the afternoon. Has it been just a day?
Xiang Mingchu: I haven’t told you what’s going on later.
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night.
Outside the living room balcony, the vine leaves climb between the window nets.Zhuang Mei used rice washing water to water the large-leaf silver-spotted kudzu. She has been raising these pots of drooping vines for five years.
She had been working overtime a few days ago, and the accumulated fatigue made her very sleepy. She was already very sleepy after lunch. She forced her son home, took a nap at noon, and slept for several hours.
Before dinner, the mother and son went to the supermarket to buy vegetables. When Zhuang Mei gritted her teeth and said not to buy any broken ingredients for the candlelight dinner, it was just tonight!
often!
eat!
meal!
Xiang Mingchu reluctantly put the steak back.
Both painting and cooking skills were born with the innate talents in the early Ming Dynasty, and it is not an exaggeration to call it talent.
Dangdangdang boyfriend’s love dinner!
Xiang Qing presented the food.
What the hell is love dinner? Isn’t this the same thing as what you usually cook?Zhuang brow frowned.
Hehe, it must be the same, because since the beginning, I have been cooking for my mother with full love, and my love has not changed.
Zhuang Mei picked up food without expression: Yes, why is my son so great? He is thinking about his mother every day. He is really the world's largest filial son.
Xiang Mingchu's old face turned red and changed the topic: Mom, how am I doing today?
Nine points.
So high!Mom, you are
The full score is 100.
Ah, why?
Zhuang Mei gave him a blank look: I was forced to go out for a date with my son and I would be taken advantage of it. If I don’t give me a negative score, you will be happy secretly, and I’m so embarrassed to ask.
What does it mean to take advantage of it? That is a normal contact between boyfriend and girlfriend!Besides, my mother was very happy today, right?
Zhuang Mei's hand holding the food trembled unnaturally: Of course, after all, my good son will be back after these seven days, so I must be happy.
Oh, this is indefinite.Maybe after these seven days, my mother will agree to continue being my girlfriend.
Zhuang Mei rolled her eyes and ignored her son's crazy words: So, Xiang Mingchu, what tricks do you want to play tomorrow?
As for tomorrow, it will be more fun to continue taking your mother to play, and it will definitely make her feel the love of love!
Xiang Mingchu blinked at his mother confidently.
Zhuang Mei moved slightly inside, but she just snorted coldly and refused to respond.
After dinner, the two of them watched TV on the sofa, Xiang Mingchu lay on his mother's lap, enjoying the knee pillow that he hadn't seen for a long time.
Zhuang Mei was holding an ear-digging spoon and was digging for Xiang Mingchu's earwax.This has been like this since childhood, but Xiang Mingchu didn't know how to enjoy it at that time.
Such an adult still needs to ask others to dig out earwax. To Mingchu, would you be embarrassed?And how long has it been since you dug it up? It's so rude.Zhuang Mei said disgusted while digging.
Hehe, I love to let my mother clean her ears, it’s great!Xiang Mingchu grinned.
Ten minutes later, Zhuang Mei got up and went to take a shower. Xiang Mingchu took her hand and refused to leave, saying, "Mom, I'll rub your back!"
Zhuang Mei replied with a warning look and extinguished her son's outrageous proposal.
After taking a shower, Zhuang Mei walked out in a headscarf and wearing a red nightgown, hung up her hand-washed underwear, and then prepared to wash her hair.It was her habit, she was shampooing her hair and taking a shower separately.
Mom, will I help you wash your hair?Xiang Mingchu said suddenly.
Zhuang Mei looked at him vigilantly: Why?What do you want to do?
If you don’t rub your boyfriend’s back, it’s okay to wash your girlfriends’ hair. This is natural!
Zhuang Mei looked at her son speechlessly, thinking that she would probably hear him say the four words "natural and meaningful" ten thousand times in these seven days.If you don’t agree, you will be annoyed and you can only nod your head helplessly.
Xiang Mingchu was instantly overjoyed and quickly found a beauty chair that had fallen to the only one for piled up clothes at home. He dragged it to the bathroom door, took a stool and put a basin on it, and finished the washing chair in the hairdressing salon.
My mother sat down and lay directly on the chair, her pajamas were towering and bulging at a glance.Unfortunately, I couldn't see the seductive bulge after wearing underwear.
Wash and wash, don't touch your feet.Zhuang Mei closed her eyes and said lightly.
Xiang Mingchu muttered that he knew, he knew, he knew, but my mother's boyfriend was really not cute at all... While untiing the towel on his mother's head and rubbing his mother's hair out.
The hair was smooth, Xiang Mingchu held his mother's hair and sniffed it.
He followed the usual process of shampooing his hair in a barber shop, rubbed his mother's hair seriously, massaged his mother's head acupoints, slowly and focused.
In front of the bathroom, the boy slowly washed the woman's hair, quiet and happy.
Zhuang Mei lying down enjoyably, breathing evenly.She accumulated too much fatigue a few days ago. Under such relaxation, she felt sleepy and fell asleep unknowingly.
After washing his hair, he gently patted his mother to Mingchu.At this time, my mother's sleepiness was sparse, not as arrogant as she usually was, and she was a little cute.He asked his mother to sit upright and then blow her hair.
OK, get it done!My mother’s skills are not worse than those of my professional ones, right?Xiang Mingchu used a comb to smooth his mother's hair.
Yes, yes, it's amazing.Sleeping to death.Zhuang Mei yawned several times.While she was not paying attention, Xiang Mingchu picked her up.
what?Zhuang Mei was shocked.
Send your girlfriend back to your room.Smiled to Mingchu.
Zhuang Mei became much more awake: Xiang Mingchu, I warn you not to do anything randomly.
What are you thinking... Xiang Mingchu was embarrassed, regardless of his mother's weak resistance, he strode to pick up the mother and princess and sent him back to the bedroom.
How about it, do you feel moved when you are being held by your handsome son?
Yes, but after you ask a question, it is completely gone, and it will never happen again.Zhuang Mei yawned.
Cut... Then mom, close your eyes
what?
Good night Kiss between boyfriend and girlfriend.
Please get out immediately.
Xiang Ming called out, turned around and left the bedroom.
It was so easy to run... Zhuang Mei was stunned, but she didn't expect to drive her son away like this.
Regardless of this stupid son, she made the quilt and prepared to get up and turn off the lights.Before she got up from the bed, Xiang Mingchu pushed the door and went in, which scared her: Xiang Mingchu, what do you want to do?
Xiang Mingchu raised the cup in his hand: Thank you for your hard work today. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed will help you sleep.
Zhuang's eyebrows slowed down, took the cup handed over by his son, and was about to lift it up, but his son flashed forward and kissed her forehead quickly with a quick kiss without thunder.
Bo~
The ambiguous kissing sound was particularly clear in the quiet bedroom.
Zhuang Mei's movements instantly froze. After she reacted, she slapped the bedboard: Xiang Mingchu!You really!I found that you are really getting too far!
Xiang Mingchu, who left a kiss, immediately turned around and ran out of the bedroom, shouting as he ran: Good night, my dear girlfriend, see you tomorrow!
Zhuang Mei stood there in a daze, her lips moving, and she couldn't organize her words.After a while, she picked up the milk with anger and amused look and drank it all in one go.
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In the bedroom, WeChat messages light up one after another.
Lin Yajuan: (Smile/Expression) So Sister Mei is showing off her date with her son now?
Zhuang Mei: Where did you know that it is showing off.
Lin: Then I'm sure Sister Mei must be smiling now, right?
village……
Lin: Overall, today’s date is pretty good!
Zhuang: I admit this. Although that brat is not serious, it was surprisingly quite fun today.
Lin: Xiao Mingchu must have prepared very seriously. Besides, although you have a son, isn’t it equivalent to being single for 30 years for the mother and the fetus?Without the nourishment of love, I don’t know how Meijie has lived in the past thirty years.
Zhuang: Without a man, I will not die.Haven't you been single until now?
Lin: I was a kid who was conferred a baby by my father, so I have a fiancé for now!But it's different from Sister Mei.
Zhuang: What's the difference? Then the fiancé will also brag.
Lin: Sister Mei, you have never seen him real person!
I don’t understand how a cute person who was a child grew up like this dead pig when he grew up. I won’t marry him if I give me 80 billion!
But to be honest, if the bride price was 80 billion, my dad would probably have to tie me up in a sedan chair.
Zhuang: Didn’t you tied into the church?
Lin: I love Chinese style more. When I get married, I must hold a complete Chinese style wedding. I will ask ten, eight big muscles to carry my sedan chair.
Zhuang: It will probably take forty years.By the way, your happy days are so good, aren’t you afraid that your parents and relatives will vomit blood?
Lin: My dad doesn’t know that my mom will have nosebleeds.You have never seen her look like she was when she went to the male stripper shop.
Zhuang: Isn’t your dad unhappy if my aunt is like this?
Lin: I can't control their affairs, each one is better than the other.By the way, Sister Mei, do you like Chinese or Western style?
Zhuang... whatever you want, it doesn't matter to these.Go to sleep.
Lin: (Haha/Expression) I wish Sister Mei a happy date with Xiao Mingchu tomorrow!Good night.
Zhuang: Go and die, good night.
Putting down his phone, Zhuang Mei subconsciously touched her forehead again, with all kinds of thoughts.
After a while, she patted her face, drove the messy scenes out of her mind, and then turned off the lights and went to bed.
What will that stupid son prepare for tomorrow...
This was her last thought before being trapped.
When I was at home, Zhuang Mei did whatever she should do and treated her son as air.But the son simply ignored the barriers she built, often crossed the line, and became more and more excessive.
When she was writing on the living room table, her son would sit aside with a chair, without saying a word, and just looked at her side face quietly.
Zhuang Mei couldn't resist her son's gaze, so naked and so hot that she got goosebumps all over her body.
Until she couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily, what are you looking at? Is there any words on my face?
My son smiled and said that he hadn't seen him for so long, so I'll see what happened to my mother.
The son pinched her bottom line accurately and jumped back and forth. She had no choice but to uphold the principle of cold treatment and silently thought about ignoring her again.
But the son's shamelessness was exaggerated. One day, he even broke into the first floor of their company to place candles and banners. The passers-by next to him were shocked and happy by this extremely earthy approach, and they were all laughing and recording videos.
There was a noise in the beauty salon, and everyone looked down curiously and started to cheer.
Zhuang Mei heard the sound and almost fainted when she saw this scene. She immediately hid in the bathroom and called her son, asking her angrily if you are shameless?
What exactly do you want to do??
Unexpectedly, my son smiled and said that this is pursuit, mom, if you don’t agree to me all day, I’m here all day.
Zhuang Mei's face turned red with anger. It took her a long time to calm down. She held back her anger and said, "You go home first, and if you have something to do, I will talk about it after I get off work."The son actually agreed readily, which was beyond her expectations.
Putting down her phone, Zhuang Mei's face changed constantly. Her son's bombardment this week really made her physically and mentally exhausted.
It was beyond the scope of being angry. She was now simply afraid of Xiang Mingchu, and she was afraid that his brain would rust and then she would make something.
This is not a solution. She took a deep breath and decided to have a good chat with her son.
Go home at six o'clock in the evening.
Listening to the door, I shouted to Mingchu in the kitchen, "Mom, you're back, and skillfully fry the dishes and bring them to the table in the living room.
Zhuang Mei sat at the dining table, her expression was not visible on her face, and she ate in silence.
Xiang Mingchu's smile gradually closed. He knew that the time was coming, so he picked up his job without saying a word, waiting for his mother to speak.
After a long time, Zhuang Mei put down her bowls and chopsticks and spoke directly: Xiang Mingchu, you should die of this heart, there is no possibility.
Xiang Mingchu's intentions are not fluctuating: Mom, you can't let me give up. No one can control things like hearts.
Mom looked at him and asked slowly: Then what do you want?
Xiang Mingchu asked back: Mom, are you curious about why I became like this?
Mom nodded.
I used to be afraid that my mother would know every day, and I would beat me and scold me if you knew it.But now I understand that mom is the person who loves me the most in the world, and I am also the person who loves you the most. Who can’t change this? So what if you know it?
He paused and continued: Since we love each other, what can't be done?
Zhuang Mei said coldly: Which mother doesn’t love her son, and what are you doing now?You are now unscrupulously using my feelings for you to do these ridiculous things. Xiang Mingchu, you are such a good son!
Xiang Mingchu smiled slightly: Mom, what you taught me, as long as you persist in anything, there will be hope.
What I mean by persistence is to study, not the messy things like you are now!
Mom, you can't convince me. I will follow your personality and I will never look back even if I hit the wall.
so what?Xiang Mingchu, what do you want to do now?Just running to our company to make these embarrassing farces?
It's time.
Xiang Mingchu cleared his throat: Mom, do you remember that before the college entrance examination, could you make a request?
Zhuang Mei looked at him coldly without saying a word.
She was a little furrowed when her mother was staring at her cold eyes. Xiang Mingchu quickly added: Cough, mom, it’s not what you thought... My request is very simple.
He continued: Yes, I hope my mother can be my girlfriend for a month.
Zhuang Mei frowned: Xiang Mingchu, do you know what you are talking about?
Xiang Mingchu smiled and said: I know, mom, I'm not drunk now.Mom thinks we are impossible. This month it will be the experience period of our love. After a month, if mom thinks it is OK, then we will be together. If mom feels it is not good, I will give up and be my good son.
Xiang Mingchu, you are really crazy.
After a while of silence, Zhuang Mei shook her head in disappointment and stood up and went back to the room.
Xiang Mingchu's expression remained unchanged, and his mother's reaction was completely expected.
He dared to do this because he understood that his mother actually loved him more than anything else, so no matter how much he made a fuss, his mother would only scold him and beat him. As long as he grasped that degree, he would not fall to the point of severing the relationship between mother and son.
Just like the lyrics say, those who are favored are always fearless.
His plan is going steadily, now, just wait.
In the room, Zhuang Mei was lying on the bed, her right hand covering her face, feeling annoyed and tired inside.
Tonight's conversation ended in failure again. She really couldn't understand why her son was so paranoid about her. Even if her son had never been in a relationship, would her aunt in her thirties be so attractive?
Well, her own appearance is indeed attractive...she knows it well.
But she was the biological mother of this brat. Her son could still say those words and do those things, which really made her angry and speechless. She tried to knock open her son's head several times to see what was inside.
The countermeasures for cold treatment have failed. If this continues, it is not a solution. Sooner or later, I will be tortured by my son until I am still energetic. Zhuang Mei lay on the bed thinking about it, but couldn't think of any good solution.
Did you just agree to this bastard? Isn’t it just a month? Can he find any more money?
Zhuang Mei was startled by the sudden thoughts in her heart.
She sat upright and patted her face.
No, it will be crazy if you continue to think so.Zhuang Mei gave up brainstorming, took out her cell phone, and sent a message to Lin Yajuan.
Ten minutes later, Zhuang Mei walked out of the room and Xiang Mingchu was still watching TV in the living room. She ignored her son and walked to the entrance to change her shoes.
Mom, where are you going?
Mom, I can go wherever I want, can I tell you?Zhuang Mei was not angry.
Xiang Mingchu was not affected by his mother's tone at all, and said with a smile: Mom can go anywhere, be careful and come back early.
Zhuang Mei snorted and left home.
Half an hour later, the cafe, a remote corner.
So Xiao Mingchu really said that?Want you to be his girlfriend for a month?Lin Yajuan was stirring the coffee with a look of surprise. Did Sister Mei agree?
Zhuang Mei rolled her eyes: Lin Yajuan, you are also crazy, right? How could I agree to him?Am I crazy?
But if you don’t agree to Xiao Mingchu, I’m afraid Xiao Mingchu will keep making trouble. He has been making trouble downstairs in your company these days, and these little gossips seem to have been spread to the head office.Human nature is just gossip and eating melons. At that time, it will be even more difficult to deal with if others know you are...
Zhuang Mei: Promise him?Don't I know what my son is thinking?That fool just wants to be bothered by me, so annoyed that I can't stand it, so annoyed by me that I promised him, it was all the tricks in his mind, and I don't know where to learn it. It's good and not pure and bad.
Xiao Mingchu hasn't fallen in love yet, that's just adolescent period, and he doesn't have a father, so he's with you day and night. In addition, you're so beautiful, so it's normal for you to have a little distorted thoughts.Or else just agree to Xiao Mingchu, and he won't lose any piece of meat, so he wouldn't dare to do anything bad.Anyway, it doesn’t mean that if you are not satisfied in a month, he will give up completely, it won’t fit your wish.
Sometimes I really admire your brain circuit...
It’s only one month. After one month, let Xiao Mingchu give up and everything goes well!Unless he cheats, Xiao Mingchu doesn't look like the kind of cheating person.
Zhuang Mei snorted: This is still the advantage of this fool. You will definitely do what you promised... But what's the matter? Why do you have to be as he annoyed me as he wants and have to have a love relationship? I am his mother. If I do, do I want my face if it is spread.
If you don’t say it, I won’t say it, he won’t say it. Do you know you are two mothers and sons?It looks like a sibling.Besides, don’t you just make a date with Xiao Mingchu, and you don’t have to do anything.Lin Yajuan smiled embarrassedly.
Go to the death, don't think about the things that are not suitable for eight.
Anyway, you're the fuck, why are you going to take a month off?Be a love enlightenment class to teach your son, anyway, you will feel relaxed after a month.
Zhuang Mei sighed, took a sip of coffee, and fell into deep thought.
Tsk tsk, the sister Mei I know can cut the mess with everything she does, and she will not be as frowning as she is now.
He also cut the mess quickly... I just want to cut my son with one knife now.Zhuang Mei rolled her eyes and said, "Forget it, you don't even have a partner, how could you understand?"Older leftover woman!
Xiao Ming was so angry that he was so angry that he didn't mention me. I would like to get married whenever I got married. I can't just find this condition.Besides, Sister Mei, you have never had the intention to find another one over the years.
Because I can live well with my son alone.If I had known to find someone, I would have been trying to get my son up as a father and a mother. Who would have thought that life would be successful and my son would become a pervert!I was so angry!
Zhuang Mei became more and more angry as she spoke, and she wanted to immediately pull Xiang Mingchu out and beat him up.
Sister Mei, you won’t suddenly get an impulse to get married because of this, right?
I'm just angry, not stupid!You have a good coffee and let me be quiet.
Anyway, Sister Mei, think slowly, slowly.
Lin Yajuan called, and at this time the phone blinked, and she quietly put the phone under the desk.
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After sending the message, Xiang Mingchu turned off his phone and the pre-work was in place. Next, he was waiting for his mother to come home.
It's amazing to say. He hid his feelings a year ago. Unexpectedly, a year later, he could express his love to his mother openly and implement his long-planned plan.
The sound of the door of the entrance door sounded, and Xiang Mingchu unconsciously sat upright.
Mom, you are back.
Zhuang Mei did not respond and sat directly on the sofa, crossing her legs with her hands in her chest and her beautiful facial features. Her expression was not visible.
What's wrong with mom?
Zhuang Mei was still silent. She looked at her son without saying a word, as if she was thinking about something.
Xiang Mingchu knew what his mother was thinking, so he stopped making a sound and waited silently.
a long time.
one day.Zhuang Mei suddenly spoke.
What?
Zhuang Mei said coldly: You mentioned it one day before.
Xiang Mingchu's expression suddenly came to an enlightenment: Oh ~ Mom, you agreed to the love experience I mentioned, right?One day won't work, and it's agreed to be a month.
Two days.Zhuang Mei has no expression on her face.
Xiang Mingchu shook his head: That's half a month, fifteen days, no more.
Last time, three days.
Xiang Mingchu still shook his head: Ten days.Mom, this is my final concession, so you agree.
Long silence.
Seven days, one week, this is also my last bottom line.Otherwise, I will pretend that you don’t have your son, and you will be crazy as you like.
Xiang Mingchu still shook his head.
Mom looked at him expressionlessly, silent for a long time.Xiang Mingchu also looked straight at his mother, with a firm expression and refused to give in.
The two of them had been confronting each other for more than ten minutes, staring at each other with big eyes.
After a long time, Xiang Mingchu lost: Okay, mom, you won, just one week.
In just a few seconds, Xiang Mingchu's expression brightened again and he grinned: But it doesn't matter, I will perform well this week, don't worry, mom!
Zhuang Mei didn't know what expression to respond, so she just snorted with her nose.
I don’t know if it was an illusion, but somewhere in her heart she breathed a sigh of relief, but why did she feel a little more relaxed?
She didn't want to spend her energy to think about it anymore, so she got up and wanted to go back to the room.
Xiang Mingchu hurriedly called his mother: Wait a minute, there is still something for my mother to take a look.
He took out a piece of paper from his pocket, and Zhuang Mei took it, with a line of conspicuous big words on it: Trial Love Contract.
What's this?She was stunned.
Well, a small contract.I know that my mother does what she says, and of course I will do what she says. This is to clarify some of our rules during the love experience period, and my mother can take a closer look at it.
Trial contract
From the period from the year, month, day to month, day, the man and the woman voluntarily reach a romantic relationship.
During this period, both parties voluntarily assume and use their obligations and rights as lovers. The man shall not offend the woman at will, and the woman shall not deliberately evade and have a negative attitude. Both parties shall get along with each other in a normal couple's love pattern.
After the contract expires, the two parties choose to continue or terminate the relationship after negotiation.
For matters not completed, the two sides will discuss separately based on the principle of friendly consultation.
Man:
Woman:
date:
Zhuang Mei raised her eyebrows slightly: There are also people who are good at it, who taught you?
Searched by yourself.Xiang Mingchu smiled and said, Mom, after you finish reading, if there is no problem, let’s sign it.
Seeing her son's serious look on his face, Zhuang Mei was speechless. She picked up the pen and finished it twice.
Looking at her mother filling out the form, Xiang Mingchu's excited heart was about to fly to the sky.
That's all right, right?
Still one step away.Xiang Mingchu took out an ink from his pocket.
childish.
Zhuang Mei rolled her eyes, but took the ink and pressed the red thumbprint.
Xiang Mingchu followed closely and the two parties reached a contract.
The negotiations ended. As my mother returned to her room, Xiang Mingchu finally couldn't help but cheer in a low voice and excitedly punched several times in the air.
Lu Xun said: Chinese people always like to reconcile and compromise. For example, if you say, this room is too dark, you must open a window here, and everyone will definitely not allow it.But if you advocate removing the roof, they will reconcile and are willing to open the windows.
This is why Xiang Mingchu first proposed that his mother would be his girlfriend for a month. He knew that his mother would definitely not agree, but it was reduced to one week, which was easier for his mother to accept than a month.
What he originally expected was that it would be fine if it really didn't work for five days and four days. Now it would be better to win a week. He must seize these seven days.
Because of his illness this time, he completely changed his mind and began to launch a fierce attack on his mother.
He did not tell his mother about the operation. If it was a minor operation, there was no need to say it; if it was found that it worsened, it would only increase the mother's concern.
He didn't want to use this disease to threaten his mother. What he wanted was not sympathy, but his mother changed her mind and accepted his love because of his actions.
These seven days are used to give my mother a try to have a love feeling with him. Now that my mother agrees, he must grasp it well and let her feel the feelings outside of mother and son when she is with him.
If your mother is satisfied, there is still a chance, otherwise it will be cold.
He discussed the date plan with Hawthorn and had a preliminary plan. The unfortunate thing is that the next seven days will be affected by the typhoon and there may be heavy rainfall.
He had no other way, and the only thing he could do now was to do his best and leave his will.
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At one o'clock in the morning, Zhuang Mei still couldn't fall asleep.
Half an hour ago, Lin Yajuan sent a message saying that she would not be able to go to work the day and applied for a week of paid leave.
She was stunned and sent a series of question marks. Lin Yajuan replied with a naughty expression, so she understood that it was all Xiang Mingchu's tricks, and it was really hard work.
When she recalled last night's conversation, she was so embarrassed that she picked up her pillow and covered her face and let out a meaningless howl.
The conversation with Lin Yajuan made her determined to accept her son's request, and she would give up after a week.
But it is a fantasy for his son to fall in love with his mother!
What's even more fantastic is that... she has agreed!
He even drew a plagiarism according to his son's wishes.
Zhuang Mei, Zhuang Mei, you must have been infected by this stupid son.
After a while, she began to calm down.
Since her son was born to the present, there have been many people chasing her, but she has no interest or time to accept it, so she has zero love experience.
Her son worked so hard that she began to take some actions during these seven days.
But the next second, she felt awkward about this idea again.
Forget it, why do you think so much? Since you agree, then the soldiers will block the water and cover the soil!
She, Zhuang Mei, has been in the workplace for so many years, and she has never seen any scenes before?
Anyway, seven days later, she said N, Xiang Mingchu had to be her good son obediently.
Thinking of this, she felt a little relaxed, so she turned off tomorrow's alarm clock, empty her head and closed her eyes, and slowly fell asleep.
Have a good night's sleep.
The next day, nine o'clock.
Yes~
Zhuang Mei slowly opened her eyes, stretched her waist, and let out a slight low moan.
Maybe it was because her son had a card. Last night was the most comfortable night these days. She is inexplicably in a good mood now, but she is interested in seeing what her son can make.
She walked out of the door and went to the living room, Xiang Mingchu was busy with breakfast in the kitchen.
She ignored her son and walked through her back towards the bathroom.
At this time, Xiang Mingchu just turned around and suddenly felt excited: Baby, why didn’t you walk soundly? I was shocked.
What are you calling me?Zhuang Mei didn't react.
Baby.Starting from today, mom, you are my girlfriend. It’s natural to call you baby, it hurts so much!Don't pull the ears baby no, it's mom, mom, I'm wrong, I'm wrong
Zhuang Mei let go of her son's ears expressionlessly.
Xiang Mingchu rubbed his red ears and felt a little aggrieved: Hiss... Mom, didn’t you agree that you would be my girlfriend from the beginning today? What’s wrong with calling you baby? Isn’t it the same between boyfriend and girlfriend?
Zhuang Mei raised her eyebrows: But I'm going to frown your ears, what's the problem?Any comments?
No objection, no objection...
Xiang Mingchu's eyes turned: What should he call it?Uh, can my wife do it?
Zhuang Mei glanced at him deeply, and he quickly took a step back to protect his ears: Mom, you are my girlfriend now, we are in a relationship now, so it is normal to call your wife and baby. This is the legal right of your boyfriend!
Surprisingly, Zhuang Mei just snorted, ignored him, turned around and went into the bathroom to brush her teeth and wash her face.
What does this mean?
Did mom accept it?If so, that would be great.
Xiang Mingchu continued to work hard with some confusion. After a few minutes, he brought the prepared breakfast out of the living room.
Zhuang Mei had washed her face and sat on the sofa, holding her hands in her chest, as imposing as the queen on the throne, and her fatal and exaggerated jade legs were exposed under her red silk nightgown.
Xiang Mingchu, when did you contact your sister Juan? She asked her to make a week off with such great ability.Zhuang Mei asked.
When my mother went out last night, Sister Juan was so nice.Xiang Mingchu answered honestly and subconsciously called his mother.
Are you afraid that she knows what you are doing now?
I just asked Sister Juan to give her mother a week off, but I didn't say anything else.But Sister Juan should have known that her mother and Sister Juan have such a good relationship, and probably told her that she had also told her.
Zhuang Mei snorted from her nose: What plans do you have for so much effort?
Then I must take my mother to eat, drink and play everywhere. Don’t worry, as a boyfriend, I will perform well!
Good food and drink?Do you have that much money?
Mom is relieved. The activity is sufficient. I have been preparing for your son for a long time.Xiang Mingchu grinned.He saved some money on his part-time job this year and borrowed a loan from Sister Juan, which was enough.
Seeing his son like this, Zhuang Mei felt mixed feelings inside, she wanted to say something but couldn't say it. Finally, she could only sigh deeply: She would only work so hard in a messy place, I really don't know what to say to you.
OK, mom, eat quickly.Xiang Mingchu glanced at the clock and cleaned up. We're going to set off later!
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In the bedroom, Zhuang Mei picked up her clothes in front of the mirror.
My son has already said that he would go out for a date with her today and ask her to change her clothes.
Although she had already prepared herself in the morning and wanted to spend these seven days well, the end of the seven days made her son give up, but her mood is inexplicably hard to describe.
He said he was angry, and he had already gone beyond that momentum. His son is now a dead pig and is not afraid of boiling water. She has no choice but to do anything to him, and getting angry will be useless.
She said she was happy, after all, she had hardly experienced the concept of dating, so she was looking forward to it.
But the problem is whether the partner is his son or his son who is ill-intentioned to her, which really makes her feel mixed.
Zhuang Mei has always been a person who does what she says. Since she promised her girlfriend for a week, she would not regret it.
Although she felt a little awkward, she still looked in the mirror and carefully selected her clothes.
It's also strange. Some time ago, she was worried about her son's perverted behavior. Unexpectedly, now she is worried about what clothes to wear and go out with her son.
After changing his clothes, Zhuang Mei went to the bathroom and ran into her son head-on.
Xiang Mingchu's eyes lit up: Wow.Mom, you are so beautiful.
I saw my mother wearing a short white T-shirt, black wide-leg pants on the lower body, and the strap of the crossbody bag was stuck between the peaks, outlining a full and round curve, like the ridge of spring.
She wore a black baseball cap, and she was cool and simple and motivated.
If not, who would have thought that this was the mother of a 19-year-old boy?
Looking at each other, Zhuang Mei ignored her son's praise, but covered her forehead: Go and change me a set of clothes.
Mom, what's wrong?
Do you have any other clothes? Why do you still wear high school uniforms?I bought so many for you before, but I lost them all?
Xiang Mingchu looked up and down and said: No problem, this high school uniform is pretty easy to wear. I often wear it in college and I am used to it, so I don’t have to change it.
Zhuang Mei was speechless and walked into Xiang Mingchu's bedroom in diameter, opened the wardrobe, and started rummaging.
You see, aren’t these all clothes? There are so many sets that can match, isn’t that?Isn't this?I bought so many clothes for you, but I don’t wear any of them. Do I stay here and wait for mold?Zhuang Mei took out two pieces of clothes and threw them to her son: Change this.
Unexpectedly, my mother would help me choose clothes, so Xiang Mingchu smiled happily: Yes, yes, everything is listened to my mother.
He picked up the clothes and was about to take them off when he saw his mother still staying in the room. He tilted his head and asked: Mom, do you want to watch me change?
Zhuang Mei sneered: What, are you still embarrassed?
You are my mother, what's wrong with me?Xiang Mingchu said as he took off his clothes and changed to the top given by his mother.Then he took off his pants and leaked his second brother.
You don't wear underwear?Zhuang brow frowned.
It's better to breathe.
I don’t care about hygiene at all. You will know what you are wrong when you get into it. Go and dress me up.
Yes, yes, everything is listened to.
Change the name!Very disgusting.
Xiang Mingchu wanted to make fun of him again, but when he saw that his mother looked bad, he quickly whispered: That's okay, that's it, but I'm actually not used to calling him baby.
He cleanly changed his clothes all over his body: How about now?
Not very good.Zhuang Mei shook her head, went to the wardrobe for a while, and found a piece of clothing and threw it to him.
Xiang Mingchu changed one by one.After ten minutes just now, I changed many sets, and Zhuang Mei's face calmed down a little: Just this set.
She walked up to help her son tidy up the corners of the lower clothes. Her son kept looking straight at her face. She rolled her eyes: What are you looking at?Go to the bathroom to get your hair done!It's a mess, if you do this, I feel embarrassed to go out.
Xiang Mingchu obediently did it. His heels are now tied with balloons, fluttering, and in a good mood, he will not refute anything to his mother.
After everything was done, it was already nine-twenty.
As soon as they left the door, the two of them were waiting side by side for the elevator. Zhuang Mei calmed down her clothes without saying a sound, walked to her side, and reached out to hold her.
The moment his fingers touched, Zhuang Mei shook her whole body and stared at her son with wide eyes: What are you doing?
Hold hands, is it reasonable for couples to hold hands?
Zhuang Mei was speechless for a moment. She twisted her hands a few times and couldn't break away, so she simply ignored it.
My mother's hands were very small, white, but her palms were not smooth. Xiang Mingchu knew that it was a trace left by her mother's previous beautician, so she couldn't help but hold on to her again.
In this way, Xiang Mingchu took his mother into the elevator without saying a word, went downstairs into the parking lot, and only then did he reluctantly let go of his mother's hand.
Drive out of the community and walk on the busy road.While driving, Xiang Mingchu watched his mother in the passenger seat pull down the bezel mirror and comb his hair.
After receiving N hot and scary gazes, Zhuang Mei finally couldn't bear it and warned her son: Xiang Mingchu, drive seriously!
I'm very serious, just looking at the rearview mirror just now.
Zhuang Mei was too lazy to pay attention to his bad words and continued to sort out herself.
As the first day of the date, it is very important for subsequent development. Xiang Mingchu studied it carefully for a long time.
Hawthorn recommends going to a pet store: Women or something, you will naturally feel full of love when you see cute little animals!
Hawthorn swore a lot and had to convince Xiang Mingchu, so his first stop was to take his mother to the Shiba Inu Dog Cake in the city center.
The wind chime rang, and Yubai pushed open the store door.
The perfect figure with a concave and concave figure, the shawls and delicate facial features all high-profilely declared that the woman coming in was an absolute beauty, instantly attracted the attention of everyone in the store.
Among them, the men brought their girlfriends together, and their eyes were not too rampant.
Even so, Xiang Mingchu was still unhappy with those eyes, and he directly reached out to hold his mother's hand.
Unexpectedly, his mother did not resist, so he led his mother to the table in the corner and sat side by side.
Only then did he be able to carefully look at the dog cafe. The decoration was warm and very warm. There were standing cards introducing the employees of the dog cafe on the table. When he carefully looked at the introduction on the card, several Shiba Inu of different colors passed by their feet.
Dog Ca is the place to pet dogs. Zhuang Mei is not familiar with her, and Xiang Mingchu doesn’t understand it either, but he doesn’t hide it, indicating that it was his first time to come and called the clerk’s sister.
There is no good guidance, just playing with all kinds of Shiba Inu, and they got started after a long time.
Rarely, the always capable and courageous mother was a little hesitant when she first touched a dog, and was cautious when she reached out to touch it. Xiang Mingchu rarely saw this side of her mother.
But my mother was still the same mother, and soon got into a gang with a few Shiba Inu. She sat on the cushion and began to give orders to the dogs in front of her: Sit!Reach your hand!Turn left!
Xiang Mingchu put the puppy on his knees and slowly touched his head, but his eyes could not be separated from his mother and he unconsciously raised it.
The clerk’s sister patted his shoulder: Little brother, there is a Polaroid here. You can take the photos away or leave them on the photo wall of our store.Your girlfriend is so beautiful, take a few more photos.
He took the camera and smiled like a flower: OK Thank you, I also think my girlfriend is beautiful.
Mom looked up at him, said nothing, lowered her head and continued to tease the dog.
He picked up the camera, picked a good angle to his mother, took a picture of the mother who was seriously funny, and took many photos.
Look here~
Zhuang Mei raised her head and saw her son holding the camera at her: Come on, Sister Mei, smile~
You think I'm a dog.Zhuang Mei put the dog in front of her, raised its claws on each side of her hands, and showed a pretended cruel expression to her son: Guoguo, bite him!
It doesn't look like a dog bites me, but Sister Mei wants to bite me.Xiang Mingchu smiled and pressed the shutter.
The advantage of Polaroid is that after pressing the shutter, you can immediately get a bright and smooth photo. He handed the photo to his mother: Look at your son... Does your boyfriend's photo skills pass?
Zhuang Mei seemed to be immune to Xiang Mingchu's name of her boyfriend. She looked at the photo: Just barely force it.Come on, give me the camera and take a few photos for you.
Xiang Mingchu obediently handed the camera over and put out a few Pss.
After the photoshoot, Xiang Mingchu thought about it, walked over and said to the clerk sister: Hello, can you take a few photos for us?
After receiving a positive answer, he hurriedly returned to his mother's side, sat down, and embraced her waist affectionately.
Weak and boneless, the touch is fascinating.
what?Zhuang Mei twisted unnaturally.
He looked ahead, his head leaned slightly, and he whispered with his mother's ear: I'm going to take a picture with my favorite girlfriend, it's normal to hug my waist~
Zhuang Mei snorted angrily, and her elbows were secretly slid against her son's ribs.
It hurts very much, Xiang Mingchu took a deep breath and hugged him tighter.
The clerk sister came to them and raised her camera: Come on, let’s smile~3-2-1 Okay!Wait a moment, it’s OK. This is the photo of both of you. Do you need to take a few more photos?
Zhuang Mei took the photo, and the woman was holding the silly Shiba Inu on it, while the boy next to her was hugging the woman with a silly smile on her face, keeping her head on her side, wishing she could stick to the woman's face.
Xiang Mingchu, you smiled so cheaply, just like Guoguo.Zhuang Mei put the photo in front of Shiba Inu, Tsk tsk, Guoguo, this is not your brother who has been separated for many years, right?If so, you call twice.
Shiba Inu really cooperated with her tomb.
Xiang Mingchu smiled: Isn’t that normal? I am Meijie’s dog. Sister Meijie, do you want to listen to my horns?
Not serious.Zhuang Mei rolled her eyes, but she didn't notice that the corners of her mouth were slightly raised at this time.
What are these two people's young couples on the new Play... The clerk's sister was sweating inside and could only pretend that she had not heard the conversation just now, raised her camera and smiled: Do you two want to change positions?
In this way, they took a lot of photos.
At first, Zhuang Mei still listened to Xiang Mingchu's command, but later she became proactive and began to take the initiative to find positions and angles.
Xiang Mingchu always hugged Zhuang Mei, maintaining various intimate postures. It seemed that Zhuang Mei was used to it, and she let her son hug her.
After having sex, it was already lunch time, Xiang Mingchu left Dog Cafe with his mother who was unwilling to leave.
They walked out to the fourth floor in a large commercial center, and the entire floor was filled with hotels.
It seemed that my mother had accepted the act of holding hands subtly, and Xiang Mingchu was able to hold her mother smoothly, attracting attention along the way.
Xiang Mingchu looked left and right, and was confused: Sister Mei, what do you want to eat?
Zhuang Mei was absent-minded: Are you not very powerful? Then guess what I want to eat.
Xiang Mingchu looked at various stores, glanced around, and pointed to one of the barbecue self-service shops: Then let's go to this one.
It was Zhuang Mei's turn to be surprised. He guessed so accurately what he wanted to eat?
As if I read out my mother's doubts, I pointed to the store at Mingchu: Now, the sign says, every Tuesday, the couple has half price.
Zhuang Mei gave him a blank look.
Xiang Mingchu smiled indifferently and took his mother into the store.
The warm yellow lights are languishing, and the walls around are the beautiful Peking Opera murals of the national trend. The store is full of people, but fortunately there is no need to queue up.
Entertaining sister: Welcome, do you guys have any reservations?
Xiang Mingchu held his mother's hand: No.Is there a couple’s half price event every Tuesday?
Entertaining sister: Yes, our store is holding a half-price event for couples on Tuesday, and we need to kiss to prove the identity of the couple.
He looked at his mother and saw that her mother also happened to look at him, and her eyes seemed to say that Xiang Mingchu, you actually gave me this trick.
Xiang Mingchu shrugged innocently, saying that he was not aware of it.He secretly held his mother's hand: Is it here?
Yes.
So he leaned over without saying a word and pecked his mother's lips like a chicken pecking at rice.
Just make a light move and then quickly separate.
Is it OK?Xiang Mingchu's face was calm, but his eyes were secretly looking at his mother.
Zhuang Mei stood there, her eyebrows frowned slightly, but she was very restrained and looked expressionless.
The clerk’s sister smirked: Sir, it’s going to take longer.
Xiang Mingchu went over and pecked for two more seconds.
It takes more than ten seconds.
Xiang Mingchu suddenly realized: Oh, so you should say it earlier.
He leaned over again and kissed his mother's lips gently. His mother still had no movement or expression, as if she was completely out of motion.
My mother's lips were slightly cool, like the first snow in spring. She moved slightly into Mingchu's heart and quietly stuck out her tongue.
At this time, my mother seemed to have reacted. As soon as he stretched out his tongue and drilled into her mouth, her mother opened her teeth and bit the tip of his tongue. He was shocked and almost died on the spot due to pain. Chuxue was about to bleed.
He endured the pain and calculated that ten seconds had arrived before leaving his mother's lips quietly.Fortunately, my mother just bit her to warn her, otherwise he would have spit a few mouthfuls of blood on the spot.
OK, this is your list. I wish you a happy day and a happy meal~
It's so messy, thank you Li.Xiang Mingchu said in a slight manner.
He led his mother in and found a seat in the corner to sit down. At this moment, his mother seemed to have some expression, as if she was sneering.
The orange light flowed lazily around, and Zhuangmei put down her shoulder bag and tied her wavy hair into a ponytail.
Xiang Mingchu covered his mouth: Sister Mei, do you know that the behavior just now is very dangerous? If you use more force, I will bite my tongue and commit suicide on the spot. It is not that I committed suicide, but that I was killed on the spot!
If you haven’t bitten your tongue off, just burn incense and worship Buddha, and you will be more and more flawless.Zhuang Mei turned her eyes.
You are my girlfriend now. What's wrong with your boyfriend kissing her?
Zhuang Mei was too lazy to reply to him, so she raised her chin and signaled to get something to eat.
Xiang Mingchu got up obediently and went to choose the ingredients for barbecue.He knew very well that as a kitchen idiot, asking his mother to do it himself was like chronic suicide, so he barbecued the whole time for his mother to eat.
Zhuang Mei sometimes wonders why her son is so powerful and has no inherited her magical cooking skills.
If Xiang Mingchu knew his mother’s doubts, he could not answer them. His cooking skills are the same as his painting talent. He belongs to God for food. His main focus is a talented person who can learn from him without a teacher.
In my impression, my mother never cared about her eating habits, and she exuded the heroic spirit of a hero in the martial arts world, which was also part of Xiang Mingchu's obsession.
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Hawthorn: What happened later?What did you do after dinner?
Xiang Mingchu: My mother said she was sleepy after eating, so she went home to sleep in the afternoon.
Hawthorn: Ah?No, Brother Chu finally fought for seven days, but he actually went home in the afternoon. Has it been just a day?
Xiang Mingchu: I haven’t told you what’s going on later.
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night.
Outside the living room balcony, the vine leaves climb between the window nets.Zhuang Mei used rice washing water to water the large-leaf silver-spotted kudzu. She has been raising these pots of drooping vines for five years.
She had been working overtime a few days ago, and the accumulated fatigue made her very sleepy. She was already very sleepy after lunch. She forced her son home, took a nap at noon, and slept for several hours.
Before dinner, the mother and son went to the supermarket to buy vegetables. When Zhuang Mei gritted her teeth and said not to buy any broken ingredients for the candlelight dinner, it was just tonight!
often!
eat!
meal!
Xiang Mingchu reluctantly put the steak back.
Both painting and cooking skills were born with the innate talents in the early Ming Dynasty, and it is not an exaggeration to call it talent.
Dangdangdang boyfriend’s love dinner!
Xiang Qing presented the food.
What the hell is love dinner? Isn’t this the same thing as what you usually cook?Zhuang brow frowned.
Hehe, it must be the same, because since the beginning, I have been cooking for my mother with full love, and my love has not changed.
Zhuang Mei picked up food without expression: Yes, why is my son so great? He is thinking about his mother every day. He is really the world's largest filial son.
Xiang Mingchu's old face turned red and changed the topic: Mom, how am I doing today?
Nine points.
So high!Mom, you are
The full score is 100.
Ah, why?
Zhuang Mei gave him a blank look: I was forced to go out for a date with my son and I would be taken advantage of it. If I don’t give me a negative score, you will be happy secretly, and I’m so embarrassed to ask.
What does it mean to take advantage of it? That is a normal contact between boyfriend and girlfriend!Besides, my mother was very happy today, right?
Zhuang Mei's hand holding the food trembled unnaturally: Of course, after all, my good son will be back after these seven days, so I must be happy.
Oh, this is indefinite.Maybe after these seven days, my mother will agree to continue being my girlfriend.
Zhuang Mei rolled her eyes and ignored her son's crazy words: So, Xiang Mingchu, what tricks do you want to play tomorrow?
As for tomorrow, it will be more fun to continue taking your mother to play, and it will definitely make her feel the love of love!
Xiang Mingchu blinked at his mother confidently.
Zhuang Mei moved slightly inside, but she just snorted coldly and refused to respond.
After dinner, the two of them watched TV on the sofa, Xiang Mingchu lay on his mother's lap, enjoying the knee pillow that he hadn't seen for a long time.
Zhuang Mei was holding an ear-digging spoon and was digging for Xiang Mingchu's earwax.This has been like this since childhood, but Xiang Mingchu didn't know how to enjoy it at that time.
Such an adult still needs to ask others to dig out earwax. To Mingchu, would you be embarrassed?And how long has it been since you dug it up? It's so rude.Zhuang Mei said disgusted while digging.
Hehe, I love to let my mother clean her ears, it’s great!Xiang Mingchu grinned.
Ten minutes later, Zhuang Mei got up and went to take a shower. Xiang Mingchu took her hand and refused to leave, saying, "Mom, I'll rub your back!"
Zhuang Mei replied with a warning look and extinguished her son's outrageous proposal.
After taking a shower, Zhuang Mei walked out in a headscarf and wearing a red nightgown, hung up her hand-washed underwear, and then prepared to wash her hair.It was her habit, she was shampooing her hair and taking a shower separately.
Mom, will I help you wash your hair?Xiang Mingchu said suddenly.
Zhuang Mei looked at him vigilantly: Why?What do you want to do?
If you don’t rub your boyfriend’s back, it’s okay to wash your girlfriends’ hair. This is natural!
Zhuang Mei looked at her son speechlessly, thinking that she would probably hear him say the four words "natural and meaningful" ten thousand times in these seven days.If you don’t agree, you will be annoyed and you can only nod your head helplessly.
Xiang Mingchu was instantly overjoyed and quickly found a beauty chair that had fallen to the only one for piled up clothes at home. He dragged it to the bathroom door, took a stool and put a basin on it, and finished the washing chair in the hairdressing salon.
My mother sat down and lay directly on the chair, her pajamas were towering and bulging at a glance.Unfortunately, I couldn't see the seductive bulge after wearing underwear.
Wash and wash, don't touch your feet.Zhuang Mei closed her eyes and said lightly.
Xiang Mingchu muttered that he knew, he knew, he knew, but my mother's boyfriend was really not cute at all... While untiing the towel on his mother's head and rubbing his mother's hair out.
The hair was smooth, Xiang Mingchu held his mother's hair and sniffed it.
He followed the usual process of shampooing his hair in a barber shop, rubbed his mother's hair seriously, massaged his mother's head acupoints, slowly and focused.
In front of the bathroom, the boy slowly washed the woman's hair, quiet and happy.
Zhuang Mei lying down enjoyably, breathing evenly.She accumulated too much fatigue a few days ago. Under such relaxation, she felt sleepy and fell asleep unknowingly.
After washing his hair, he gently patted his mother to Mingchu.At this time, my mother's sleepiness was sparse, not as arrogant as she usually was, and she was a little cute.He asked his mother to sit upright and then blow her hair.
OK, get it done!My mother’s skills are not worse than those of my professional ones, right?Xiang Mingchu used a comb to smooth his mother's hair.
Yes, yes, it's amazing.Sleeping to death.Zhuang Mei yawned several times.While she was not paying attention, Xiang Mingchu picked her up.
what?Zhuang Mei was shocked.
Send your girlfriend back to your room.Smiled to Mingchu.
Zhuang Mei became much more awake: Xiang Mingchu, I warn you not to do anything randomly.
What are you thinking... Xiang Mingchu was embarrassed, regardless of his mother's weak resistance, he strode to pick up the mother and princess and sent him back to the bedroom.
How about it, do you feel moved when you are being held by your handsome son?
Yes, but after you ask a question, it is completely gone, and it will never happen again.Zhuang Mei yawned.
Cut... Then mom, close your eyes
what?
Good night Kiss between boyfriend and girlfriend.
Please get out immediately.
Xiang Ming called out, turned around and left the bedroom.
It was so easy to run... Zhuang Mei was stunned, but she didn't expect to drive her son away like this.
Regardless of this stupid son, she made the quilt and prepared to get up and turn off the lights.Before she got up from the bed, Xiang Mingchu pushed the door and went in, which scared her: Xiang Mingchu, what do you want to do?
Xiang Mingchu raised the cup in his hand: Thank you for your hard work today. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed will help you sleep.
Zhuang's eyebrows slowed down, took the cup handed over by his son, and was about to lift it up, but his son flashed forward and kissed her forehead quickly with a quick kiss without thunder.
Bo~
The ambiguous kissing sound was particularly clear in the quiet bedroom.
Zhuang Mei's movements instantly froze. After she reacted, she slapped the bedboard: Xiang Mingchu!You really!I found that you are really getting too far!
Xiang Mingchu, who left a kiss, immediately turned around and ran out of the bedroom, shouting as he ran: Good night, my dear girlfriend, see you tomorrow!
Zhuang Mei stood there in a daze, her lips moving, and she couldn't organize her words.After a while, she picked up the milk with anger and amused look and drank it all in one go.
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In the bedroom, WeChat messages light up one after another.
Lin Yajuan: (Smile/Expression) So Sister Mei is showing off her date with her son now?
Zhuang Mei: Where did you know that it is showing off.
Lin: Then I'm sure Sister Mei must be smiling now, right?
village……
Lin: Overall, today’s date is pretty good!
Zhuang: I admit this. Although that brat is not serious, it was surprisingly quite fun today.
Lin: Xiao Mingchu must have prepared very seriously. Besides, although you have a son, isn’t it equivalent to being single for 30 years for the mother and the fetus?Without the nourishment of love, I don’t know how Meijie has lived in the past thirty years.
Zhuang: Without a man, I will not die.Haven't you been single until now?
Lin: I was a kid who was conferred a baby by my father, so I have a fiancé for now!But it's different from Sister Mei.
Zhuang: What's the difference? Then the fiancé will also brag.
Lin: Sister Mei, you have never seen him real person!
I don’t understand how a cute person who was a child grew up like this dead pig when he grew up. I won’t marry him if I give me 80 billion!
But to be honest, if the bride price was 80 billion, my dad would probably have to tie me up in a sedan chair.
Zhuang: Didn’t you tied into the church?
Lin: I love Chinese style more. When I get married, I must hold a complete Chinese style wedding. I will ask ten, eight big muscles to carry my sedan chair.
Zhuang: It will probably take forty years.By the way, your happy days are so good, aren’t you afraid that your parents and relatives will vomit blood?
Lin: My dad doesn’t know that my mom will have nosebleeds.You have never seen her look like she was when she went to the male stripper shop.
Zhuang: Isn’t your dad unhappy if my aunt is like this?
Lin: I can't control their affairs, each one is better than the other.By the way, Sister Mei, do you like Chinese or Western style?
Zhuang... whatever you want, it doesn't matter to these.Go to sleep.
Lin: (Haha/Expression) I wish Sister Mei a happy date with Xiao Mingchu tomorrow!Good night.
Zhuang: Go and die, good night.
Putting down his phone, Zhuang Mei subconsciously touched her forehead again, with all kinds of thoughts.
After a while, she patted her face, drove the messy scenes out of her mind, and then turned off the lights and went to bed.
What will that stupid son prepare for tomorrow...
This was her last thought before being trapped.
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