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Chapter 34

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In the next two days, they may accompany their son to do homework at home, or the family of three will go shopping in the park.Being with your son is always happy.

It was my turn to be on duty this day on May 6th.

After reading the newspaper in the office, I felt bored, so I called my subordinates and asked them to come and play cards with me. They were all so nervous at home that they had an excuse. They immediately said loudly, "Boss, I'll come to accompany you."

I know they say so loudly for their wives or girlfriends.

I had just arranged the day's activity, but I didn't expect my phone to ring again. When I saw that it was Zhao Yànxia's.

Xiaoxia, what's the matter?

Alas, I'm having a break today, so my sister has also made a break. I want to go to the trade city to check out clothes. Do you have time to accompany us?This girl doesn’t even call her brother. Do you not recognize me as a cousin?

Could it be that I think I am too old?

Think about it, it’s right, it’s right to call me cousin. Why didn’t I recognize her as my niece at the beginning?

Oh, I'm on duty now.You go there first, and I will call you when someone comes later.

I really want to accompany them, but those subordinates are coming soon. It’s hard to repent. What should I do?

Just in a dilemma, Chairman Liu of the union came here without any trouble. This is an old stick. He wanted to participate when he saw someone playing cards, but he lost nine out of ten. He was the old secretary of the branch office.

When I saw him, I felt like I had seen a savior, and I held him and kept chatting.

After a while, the men came over. Chairman Liu insisted on joining the war, so I had to pretend to be reluctant to give it to him. Of course, my men didn't have much objection. After all, it was not a bad thing to be able to earn money steadily.

I was confused and saw that they had played two rounds of cards and found an excuse to go back to the office to call Zhao Yànxia. They had already arrived at Sanjiang Commercial City in Nanhe District. When they heard that I was going to go there, they said they were waiting for me at the gate of the Commercial City.

I hurriedly explained to Xiao Zhu and asked him to call me if he had something to do, so I quickly went downstairs and called a taxi to go straight to the commercial city.

When I arrived at the main entrance of the Commercial City, I saw no one. While I was puzzled, I heard our screams here. When I turned around, I saw two girls waving to me at the door of a small bookstore.

When I approached them, I felt my eyes lit up.

Zhao Yànxia was wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt and a pair of tight jeans on her lower body, which made her look very concave. What was even more terrible was the V-neck in front of her T-shirt. A white gap squeezed her chest into both sides. The full style at the edge of the ditch made my eyes dizzy, making me embarrassed to linger too much but I couldn't bear to neglect the beautiful scenery.

This girl has been dressing up like this in just a few days, forgetting her roots, I have to remind her in the future.

Looking at Zhao Yuhuan again, she was wearing a fashionable dress today, and she was also a pair of jeans, but she was not that tight; the pink T-shirt on the upper body was a round neck, which made me unable to appreciate the style inside, but her exposed white arms showed the true colors of her skin.

I really feel this sentence now.

When I met Zhao Yuhuan last time, she was wearing work clothes. The work clothes were bigger, making her look thinner and smaller. Today, I changed into this outfit, and the complexion on my face showed a delicate woman's face.

After walking with them for a few laps, they looked at their excited expressions and felt like they were shopping with their two daughters. They couldn't help but feel a little discouraged. They were not so excited and their paces were not so nimble.

When I arrived at a larger store, I saw that they were choosing seriously, and I was afraid that it would not be done in a short while, so I found a stool at the door of the store and sat down to rest.

Looking at Zhao Yuhuan from a distance, four words suddenly appeared in his mind: petite and delicate.These four words are really appropriate to use on her.

I think of those words that offer women: A woman who is tall is tall, and a short person is called petite and delicate; a woman's shoulders are fragrant shoulders, a neck is called jade neck, and an arm is called jade arms, and even a pair of smelly feet is called jade feet; a woman's saliva is called Xiangjin, and even a body of smelly sweat is still called fragrant sweating. I really can't help but sigh at the wonderfulness of Chinese words.

Most of these words were invented by the ancients. It seems that our ancestors were not good at studying science, but they were good at studying women.

But when I think of the four great inventions in ancient China, what an amazing achievement it was. Later, no one took it further on this basis. But after learning it, foreigners carried it forward and bullied our China.

It can be seen that it is not that the Chinese have problems in their ability to study science, but that China has not been popular in studying science since ancient times, but only in studying eroticism, just like scientists are still not popular today, and those who are popular are politicians and singers.

I also think of some familiar ancient poets and lyricists. Most of them seem to be experts in eroticism, and whenever they encounter romantic affairs, they will feel the thoughts and leave poems and lyrics to commemorate them.

However, their realistic works are often misinterpreted by people today. If they know in the underworld, they will definitely cover their mouths and laugh.

Among these literati and poets, if you talk about romanticism, you should be the first to recommend Mr. Dongpo of the Song Dynasty.

Mr. Dongpo is really a genius. There is a poem about his feelings when he passed by someone else's house when he was young: There is a swing in the wall outside the wall, a pedestrian outside the wall, and a beautiful woman laughs in the wall.The laughter gradually fades away from hearing the sound, but the affectionate is annoyed by the ruthlessness.Why bother?

It must be because women have a teenage impulse and have nowhere to vent, so they feel annoyed.

Another poem vividly describes his complacentness among the flowers when he was old: I talked about the young man's crazy, with yellow on the left and blue on the right.Look, Mr. Su is still doing teenage things when he is in his fifties and sixties: hold one on the left and one on the right.

But Mr. Su was not satisfied with his beauty left and right, and he also had the grand ideal of catching a foreign girl, so the word ended with: He could pull the carving bow like a full moon, look northwest, and shoot the sky wolf.At that time, Mr. Dongpo could think of going northwest to pick up foreign girls, which was really admirable.

Compared with Mr. Dongpo in the same dynasty, Ms. Li Yian's records are more obscure than those of the church.

Ms. Li's husband had a bit of premature ejaculation, but at that time, the woman had a low status, so she dared not express her dissatisfaction publicly, so she could only vent her anger when writing lyrics and composing poems.

I remember that on the second day of the wedding, Ms. Li wrote a poem, which talked about this: Last night, the rain was sparse and the wind was blowing, and the thick sleep was not enough to stop the residual wine.I asked the person who rolled the curtain, but I said that the crabapple is still the same.What is wind?

What is the rain sparse?

What is the crabapple still?

It clearly means that her husband hurriedly had sex on the wedding night, but when she woke up the next day, she was still a virgin.

There was a Du Muzhi in the Tang Dynasty. His talent was not inferior to Du Fu, but his personality was much worse.

Du Fu thought all day long that he would have thousands of rooms in Guangsha to shelter all the poor people in the world, but Mr. Muzhi liked to pay a lot of money to go to prostitutes and was a bit perverted.

There was a poem that recorded the scene of him and others providing special services: the green mountains are faintly drifting, and the grass in the south of the Yangtze River has not withered after autumn.On the bright moonlit night of the Twenty-Four Bridges, where can the jade man teaches to play the flute?There is also a poem that describes the hypocritical attitude after visiting a prostitute: the smoke is covered with cold water, the moon is covered with sand, and the night is moored by a restaurant near Qinhuai.The businesswoman does not know the hatred of the country, but still sings the back of the river.Isn’t it too hypocritical to scold the woman after she fucks her and scolds her for not knowing the hatred of the country?

It's extremely shameless.

Later, Mr. Muzhi seemed to have no money and owed many brothel women to drink wine. He felt embarrassed. This can be seen from his other poem: The wine is carried by the down-and-out world, and Chu's waist is slender and his palm is light.After ten years of dreaming of Yangzhou, I won the reputation of being a lucky brothel.

When Du Fu was young, he peeked at Yang Guifei's sister in Chang'an. He was very coveted by their strong and profound appearance, delicate texture, even bones and flesh. He was afraid that he would often think about going to the dream with them at night.

However, Mr. Zimei was not successful in the later period and even couldn't even live in a thatched hut. Of course, she didn't have the heart to be romantic and happy.

Mr. Taibai is an exception.

I remember that Mr. Taibai wrote very few poems about women. I wonder if Mr. Taibai was too empty and his body lost interest in women?

Anyway, I have never heard of Mr. Taibai getting married.

Our founding leader is not in vain to be a contemporary romantic figure who surpasses Qin Emperor and Han Wu. Look at the sex poem he wrote to Miss Li Jin: Look at the pine trees in the vast dusk, and the clouds fly in the chaotic sky.Born to be an immortal cave, with infinite scenery on the dangerous peaks.This poem is clearly caused by men and women taking off their clothes and pants on Mount Lu because they are moved when they want to have sex.

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Alas, what are you laughing at?

Zhao Yànxia's scream woke me up who was thinking of the proud part.