At this time, the mountain was very lively. The imperial chefs set up a cooking stove at the foot of the mountain. The apprentices took the prepared dishes on the only small path to the mountain, but they could only send them to the middle of the mountain and someone took over. If they went up, they were strictly prohibited.
After all, it is too terrifying to invite people from the underworld to dinner. It is better to be too shocking when the spread is too shocking. It is better to be low-key. The world has finally settled down and is about to ascend the throne again. It would be bad if some strange news caused a commotion.
In the pavilion on the mountain, the huge stone tables are filled with delicacies. Such sumptuousness can be described as extravagant. The imperial chefs from all over the world show off their cooking skills in the middle of the night.
I took out all the skills of the box in this life, such as seafood, cattle, sheep, chickens and ducks, and they used different ways to become delicious dishes with all their colors, fragrance and flavor.
A few special dishes are indispensable for chefs who can enter the palace. In addition, they must have a skill that is in the bottom of the box. They are generally not easily shown to others, and they also have to study new dishes to adapt to the fiercely competitive kitchen.
Come on, Brother Niu, we haven’t drunk it for a long time, we have to leave one.Hei Wuchang turned into a dark-faced man. When he smiled, he raised his wine glass instead of a wine jar filled with a pound. Thirty years of age are all hot wines on the market. The mellow fragrance of the wine was shaking when he opened the lid.
Brother Hei, come on, it’s really good to go on this trip with you today. I’ll give you a cup.Niu Tou still looked like he had no illusion, but he was even more heroic. He picked up a jar of strong wine and drank it all in one go. The heroic style could not tell the previous twisted embarrassment.
It is a good thing to have a friend in the world, and at least you have to relieve your slander!Bai Wuchang became a white-faced scholar, but his behavior was not gentle at all, and he was unambiguous in drinking.
The horse noodles were even worse. He didn't even drink a sip of wine and kept working hard next to him.
The empty dishes next to his chair were piled up like a mountain, and each one was as bright as if they had been washed. Every time he opened a bloody mouth and a plate of dishes was enough to take two bites. He was more fierce than anyone else in this regard. The terrible appetite alone was enough to make people shocked.
The four of them ate and drank, sat for half an hour and stopped at all. They had already served forty or fifty dishes one after another, and there were also large dishes such as roast chicken or sheep brand.
But when they arrived in front of them, they could eat them all in just a few bites. Black and white impermanence transformed into human body not to hide themselves, but because the long tongue of the hanged ghost affected their food. They were worried that if they used their true body, they would eat all the things by these two animals because the ox head and horse noodles were too cruel.
Xu Ping took the wine glass and smiled and walked up: A few immortals, everyone is always in love, I won’t say hello to you, you can have fun.
Nothing to enjoy, no food is left.Ma Hou knocked on the last empty plate on the table with dissatisfaction, and was still chewing things in her mouth. She said so, but she still raised the jar of wine. Her bloody mouth kept moving, either eating or drinking, and she had no time to free.
When Xu Ping saw that the plates on the table were empty, he immediately smiled and called out: Hey, the people under his command are inefficient in their work. How many immortals are waiting, I will urge you now.
What should I urge Ah? I sit down and drink together. I am so polite if I have always had a relationship.Bai Wuchang also came up enthusiastically at this time and pulled Xu Ping to sit in front of him and Hei Wuchang. Hei Wuchang directly handed Xu Ping a bottle of wine and said with a smile: Yes, are you still afraid that you will not be full when you sit in the palace? We have time today, so we don’t have to hurry. We work hard work and work hard only when we are old. We are not Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, what we brothers want is the taste.
That's that's it!Xu Ping smiled with her and spat hard in her heart. Now she is still pretending to be gentle.
There is no hurry to say this, but as soon as I sat down, my butt was on fire, and my saliva flowed down directly as if I was looking into the distance.
Xu Ping clearly remembered that the gust of wind at the beginning swept the clouds. No matter what dish it was served, they accepted it before they could see it clearly. The first few desserts were gone without even seeing the color.
The most exaggerated thing is this guy, NiuTou. Everyone eats the soup of the pumpkin shredded coconut soup. This guy swallows the steamed pumpkin used as a utensil in one bite, just like a cow chewing peony.
These four guys who are not human can be described as cruel. They opened their bloody mouths and showed a ferocious look. Xu Ping suspected that they would be swallowed by them and they would eat them alive.
Lao Hei is right, he can't be anxious. It may affect the taste of the dish if it is served for a quarter of an hour early.Speaking of food, these four are all veteran foodies, among which horse noodles are the most powerful. They immediately closed their eyes and said in an intoxicating tone: It was about two hundred years ago. I was worshipped once when I was in the northwest. Tsk tsk, that fish and sheep are fresh. Unfortunately, the chef didn't know where he was reincarnated later. If I found it, even if it violated the regulations, he would have to let him cook it for me again. The taste was really amazing.
Among the four, Ma Noodles is the most senior foodie. Others eat and drink, but they only eat but don’t have to drink. They run to the right to judge.
Lao Ma knows how to eat it best, but it’s just mutton. He is afraid that he won’t have to eat Ah when he opens his mouth.Niu Tou shook his head next to him. Now that he felt his temper had improved after he gotten tired of mouth. He looked at the empty plate on the table, and he was so angry that he could not bear it and didn't urge him to speak.
Now nearly a hundred dishes have been served, and I have drunk more than twenty jars of wine, each jar is filled with ten kilograms of old wine.
This kind of appetite looks scary enough, and they also ignore the appetizers and aged wines of one or two pounds. In fact, it is naturally better to taste wines, but for them, one or two pounds of pounds are so small that they can't even moisten their throats.
Such a volume can kill many people, but these four people said that not to mention being full, this little thing will be stuck in the teeth and cannot be hungry at most. As for alcohol, it is not in place. The four foodies don’t feel like drinking at all.
With such a quantity, Xu Ping was curious about how they drank alcohol before. Could it be that they robbed several wineries in succession?…
Or is it really intriguing to pretend to be crazy by drinking wine!
Xu Ping was thinking about it, looking at their fierce wolf and tiger just now, it was also sighing that the work of the underworld was not easy. After all, most of the people who worship in the world worship gods or heroes, and there are really only a handful of temples that worship in the underworld.
Even if there is one, the people worshipped are Judge Yan Luo or the Ghost Emperor of the Ten Directions.
The cow head and horse face and the black and white impermanence are considered yamen runners. In some places, they may be placed in their wooden figures, but they are also placed at the door as supporting roles. It is conceivable how little incense they receive. At most, they can be eaten when they come to the world to do some good things. No wonder they become slandered like this.
Hei and Bai Wuchang has always given face so much not only because of their friendship with Xu Ping, but also had previous relationships. After Chen Daozi offended them, he set up a temple at Guigu Mountain Gate to worship them to express his apology. Although the incense of worship among the people under the palace is not very prosperous, it is better than nothing. In this way, they live a much more moisturizing life than a cow head and horse face.
Several immortals and ancestors have come to drink.At this time, Jia Xuyao gritted his teeth and ran over, panting but his attitude was extremely respectful.
He walked to the pavilion and placed the ten jars of old wine he had resisted by him by the table. Fortunately, the martial arts practitioners were no problem to fight for more than 100 pounds, but it was a qualified errand.
Today's incident was too horrible and could not be told by outsiders. After thinking about it, Xu Ping pulled Zhang and Jia, who were in the limelight, and ran errands. He wondered that he also felt that it was very convenient for these two tyrants to be called.
Although he was already sleeping in the middle of the night, they immediately became clever as soon as Xu Ping's order arrived. They rushed to the palace without even putting their shoes on. Now it can be said that Xu Ping's existence has become an indelible area of shadow in their hearts.
When they saw Xu Ping drinking with the people in the underworld, they were scared. Although both of them were in the forefront of the holy favor, it was not an exaggeration to say that they were inferior to one person and above ten thousand people, they still obediently became the running brothers.
Tonight, they were taking on the transportation task halfway up the mountain. Every time they delivered something, these two guys were so nervous that they didn't dare to breathe. Looking at their timid appearance, Xu Ping found it funny. In fact, it was not a whim to tease them when they were trying to shock them, but simply to shock these two people again, so as not to be successful and dare to have any bad intentions.
Such a job is really heavy, and they only have to deliver vegetables and resist alcohol. If ordinary people were to be exhausted, they would have been exhausted.
So slow, and even memorizing this point can't relieve thirst.Horse noodles grabbed a jar, drank three sips, threw the jar to the side, and shouted bluntly: "Where is the cultivation level of the return grade, I just carried this little thing and ran on the mountain road and was sweating. Hurry up and bring me some wine."
Horses eat orchids, and pigs eat ginseng fruits. You can’t drink any good wine like this.Niu Tou also added a glass, but he also said to Jia Xuyao with annoyance: Don’t just make these big jars, but also make some delicious aged wine. Niu is a person who can taste the things in the cup. Don’t make these messy drinks.
You are still chewing peonies, and you have the attitude to say to me.Ma Mian choked back without hesitation, hummed unhappily and urged him again.
Others also gave a look of contempt. Just drinking Niu Tou can still taste wine. I guess industrial alcohol cannot be drunk with water, so I can pretend to be a slut.
Jia Xuyao's face turned pale when he was frightened by the horse's face. He didn't dare to let go half of his fart and ran down the mountain immediately. An old monster was already scary enough.
At this time, he was drinking wine with Niu Tou and Horse Face to call him brothers. Everything that happened at night had subverted his outlook on life. What confused him and Zhang Shengyang even more was that the two people looked so handsome that they actually felt gloomy. When they sat there, they could see that they were definitely not living people.
The two of them were not unaware of it. They had already guessed that it should be black and white impermanence. This fact made them completely collapse in their minds.
What they fear most is to offend such a scary man. He almost urinated when he was glared at him and shouted. Now he is promoted and wealthy, and it is the first step to be rich and prosperous. It would be unfair to offend these four people and be killed inexplicably.
Jia and Zhang didn't dare to neglect them. They didn't work so hard when they went to bed with their little wife. When they served them, they were even more careful and afraid of any mistakes.
If the old monster had already had a shadow in his heart before, it would have become a haze that would never be gone for a lifetime. A person who could drink wine with a cow head, horse face, black and white impermanently, was so scary. They didn't know if there was any insider, but undoubtedly what they saw in front of them had made them dizzy.
Jia Xuyao ran back and forth very quickly, and the realm of full power of the earthly qualities was undoubtedly ridiculous to be a porter, but he did not dare to complain at all. He could resist as much as he could, and even if he was exhausted, he would not dare to neglect. While he was panting, he didn't even have time to say hello and chat with Zhang Shengyang, because he could see that Old Zhang was even nervous than him.
The old monster disappeared for so long and appeared again. When they summoned them, they felt that nothing good was wrong, and they were confused when they came.
The big scene of the imperial chefs at the foot of the mountain making them stunned. When they heard that their task tonight was to be a waiter who was responsible for running errands on the hillside, they were stunned. Although they were vaguely dissatisfied, they did not dare to act rashly.
What made them wonder was where the old monsters had a banquet in the middle of the night. Logically speaking, if they were beautiful wine and beautiful women, they would definitely not be allowed to run away as electric lights under the moon.
At the beginning, they were also full of curiosity, but when they saw it, they were so scared that they almost fainted. Even though they had extraordinary intentions, they could not have thought that such a scene would be. They did not dare to complain at all in an instant, and they also understood why the old monsters asked them to run errands. After all, the incident at night was so terrifying that no one would believe it if they said it.
Zhang Shengyang, the director of the Imperial Guard Department, has power of nearly one person and tens of thousands. He is the imperial minion that has changed his dynasty. At present, he has not only not been affected by the change of dynasty, but has been valued by Concubine Lu. It can be said that it was the most powerful time. Even the people of the imperial guards had to give in to him.
At this time, he had no chance of being a director's majesty. His sweat soaked his clothes, and he didn't breathe when he ran. Even so, he looked awe-faced and did not dare to slack off. Compared to Jia Xuyao's pure fear of his attitude, he had a true respect, a pious and fearful expectation, and that kind of hard-working attitude was definitely not forced out.
When the wine party seemed to be full of wine, the food was gone after eating, and there was no food to eat when the wine came. It was really helpless to sit on this four rice buckets that seemed to never be filled with.
Zhang and Jia were so tired that they were almost over. Even the imperial chefs at the foot of the mountain were so busy that they were cramping. Even with such a steady supply, they still couldn't satisfy these four starving ghosts.
The four ghosts in the pavilion were drinking and chatting, and Xu Ping was talking compliments beside him. These four ghosts were smart and knew that they were flattering and felt comfortable. Gradually, they called each other brothers and brothers and said hypocritically that Xu Ping was ignorant, and this time they made it difficult for them to do anything. Even the fools in the official voice could hear it.
In fact, they knew that if the world was really full of life, they would be very busy. It is estimated that they would have to work for at least twenty or thirty years to have a rest.
Xu Ping gave enough reasons for them to go back and explain, so that the kind Ghost Emperor Yan Jun could have a way out and a reason to convince the brothers and sisters. In short, no one would object if he just gave a small warning.
However, what should be said on the scene still has to be said, and what should be claimed is also essential, otherwise it would be embarrassing that they came here to extort or just had a meal.
Yes, the immortals are sympathetic and grateful.Xu Ping was also very adept, and immediately said with gratitude: This time I was just making trouble, and I was worried that the four of you would really not be able to go there. I would like to wish you this glass of wine.No matter how you punish me, I will never complain. But you have to give me this opportunity to apologize. No matter what, you must eat and drink. After hundreds of years of friendship, don’t say that I am not very good at greetings.
That is, we can still clearly distinguish between public and private.Hei Bai Wuchang said with a serious face next to him, but he smiled cunningly and gave Xu Ping a wink, secretly praising Xu Ping.
How can I drink this delicious Ah? My stomach is not yet full, so we have to go back at dawn. Hurry up, there is no time Ah.The bullhead and horse face did not look rigid at the beginning. Xu Ping was even happier when he complained. It proved that he had succeeded even more when both of them dared to complain.
The cow head and horse face are impermanent, and they are actually very friendly and well-behaved people.
They all forgot about their countless years of service, how many sufferings of the world, how many sadness, how many family members have been destroyed, some are indeed eyesless and make people cry, and some are also tragic that make people sigh in the unfairness of the way of heaven. It is precisely because of this that Yan Jun is so relaxed, because sometimes what he sees and hears makes people angry and unbearable.
It is unfair to have power in the world. Too many unfair things can't be ignored if they have good intentions. Therefore, the underworld often lets them act independently, asking them to punish some evil people who do not kill in advance, or do things that are not within the scope of the underworld's power and responsibilities. To put it bluntly, meddling in other people's affairs is a kind of peace of mind. Although it is inconsistent with power, people are not plants and trees, so the Ghost Emperor often has a time when he is open to the Internet. After all, no one wants to see the sufferings of the world.
In fact, they also have a fair heart. Sometimes they do things on purpose by drinking alcohol. They would rather be punished than be afraid of the sufferings of the world. They are wise and foolish. When things come to this point, they still have an official accent, but they think they have a clear idea of how to deal with them. They are even better than Xu Ping in terms of their ghost spirit. No matter how stupid they are, they have opened their shells after watching so many joys and sorrows.
Don't worry, today I will definitely take care of the four immortals.Xu Ping naturally beat the snake and followed the stick, and said confidently: Brothers and I won’t say polite words. In the future, you can just hold a dream if you are tight. You have to get together for a while and have to have a meal and drink a few glasses. I can’t guarantee that any other thing, I will definitely take care of my wine.
Nonsense, are you rulers in the world still short of money?Niu Tou Ma Mi did not object, and still looked unhappy, but he had already accepted it with a happy attitude.
Although they are from the underworld, they are envious and jealous when they see Xu Ping so generous. Especially when they don’t encounter any one in a century, they are very short of money. At this time, they envied Hei Bai Wuchang for having such a friend in the world.
I'm always in love, why are you talking nonsense? Just don't tease my brother so miserably next time.Bai Wuchang also showed a not so close tone. The black Wuchang had already picked up the jar of wine and shouted attentively: Brother Niu, Brother Ma, don’t be accustomed to Ah, this kid has been dealing with us for a long time and always speaks casually. This man is such a familiar temperament and gets used to it when he gets along too much. Let’s drink, drink.
Full, full!The ox head and horse face agreed happily. After relieving the slander, they would no longer drink it. They started to pretend to be slandered, but the problem was that they didn't have to persuade them to drink one bowl after another. In fact, the speed was not much slower than just taking the wine jar.
Even though they had no food, they kept drinking wine. Their teeth were stuffed with 180 kilograms, and only a monster-like creature like Xu Ping could afford them. If ordinary people were not supported to death, they would have been poisoned by alcohol.
The empty plate had long been thrown aside, the table was empty, and the ground was full of spitted bones. They were so gentle later that they knew that they had to spit bones when eating meat. At the beginning, let alone bones, even the side dishes were eaten completely. The eating habits were so ugly that they were so shocking. It was not the yamen runners of the underworld who came out to let go of the wind.
At the beginning, no matter what kind of roast chicken, braised goose, roast duck, etc., as long as you enter the mouths of these four people, you can chew it and let alone spit out bones, you won’t even see any bone residue.
It is no exaggeration to describe the food appearance as shocking. Xu Ping was shocking when he saw it next to him, especially when they accidentally chewed it and swallowed it up without knowing it. Xu Ping could understand how hungry these four people were.
It is boring to have wine but not vegetables. At this time, the sound of breathing accompanied by heavy footsteps makes people look forward to it. It can make a master close to the top of the genre so tired that he looks like a dead dog. I think he is carrying a heavy burden.
Zhang Shengyang walked up slowly, gasping for breath, his steps were very heavy, and even when he hit the soft sand, he could step on a deep footprint.
He was fighting against a huge and scary iron plate on his shoulders. Flames were vaguely burning under the iron plate. Although it would not burn him, if he resisted on his shoulders, he would still be so hot that he would sweat.
Zhang Shengyang had already taken off his clothes that were as burdened as he was naked but still sweating profusely. This thing weighing nearly 100 kilograms was pressing on him. If it weren't for his extraordinary skills, ordinary people would not be able to withstand such heavy things. They could still maintain speed while climbing the mountain road while their posture was awkward.
Zhang Shengyang did not dare to be negligent in speed, so he walked up to put the stove plate on the table. He was so angry that he was not satisfied, but he still said respectfully: A few immortals, ancestors, this dish is slow, please don’t be surprised.
After saying that, he knelt respectfully on the ground and kowtowed for a few times, and ran down without looking back, because the imperial chefs at the bottom of the mountain were still busy preparing other dishes.
His task is to deliver vegetables. Even if he is a waiter in a porter shop, he dare not complain at all. It can even be said that he is very attentive in his hard work. This attentiveness makes people feel a little sad.
In order not to reveal the wind and to shock them, only Jia and Zhang were running errands. Those who had been walking around for such a long mountain road were indeed a little busy.
However, the fool could see that there was something wrong with Zhang Shengyang's attitude. Although his cultivation level was very high, he could support him to run back and forth like this, but this kid's attitude was respectful and overly attentive from the bottom of his heart, and there must be something wrong with it.
Xu Ping narrowed his eyes slightly. Human nature is particularly strange. Sometimes it is difficult for you to find details that can be used as evidence, but some of the feelings are so accurate that you cannot ignore.
Both Zhang and Jia were so busy that they were out of breath, but the feeling they gave people was completely different. Jia Xuyao could be said to be because he was afraid, and he was used to being ordered by Xu Ping, so he was very attentive and felt very normal.
Zhang Shengyang may also be affected by these factors, but he was a errand who really sold his life. This respectful attitude is completely different from Jia Xuyao. In comparison, it is easy to see the difference between the two, or Zhang Shengyang's attentiveness is a bit too much, and he does not have the feeling of doing things at all.
You won’t go to the Three Treasures Hall without any trouble.The bullhead snorted, and the ghost spirits had long seen that the guy named Zhang had a tendency to be attentive.
The horse face smelled the fragrance emitted by the 1.5-meter-long iron plate and nodded: If you show your diligence, you are either a traitor or a thief. This dish is still so hot after running halfway through the mountain. With his cultivation level, it is not easy to run so fast. This kid is really working hard.
What if we care about him, we eat as much as we should, and we care about what that little guy does.It doesn’t matter if the black and white impermanence is the one who is guilty to please them. Could it be that the errand runners dare to make any untrue thoughts? Even if there is one, it depends on their mood.
At this moment, their eating and drinking have reached about 50% full. When they drink, they speak more casually. They eat less fiercely and have a more harmonious atmosphere in the dinner party.
Bai Wuchang hugged Xu Ping's shoulder while speaking, and said with a sigh: Little guy, you don't understand the hardships of doing this job. The errand looks majestic but also very fucking depressed. He often sees some unbearable situations, but when he thinks of the law, he feels like a cold-blooded bastard.We must not always make things wrong by drinking alcohol, or we should pretend to be crazy to deal with some bastards who should have been struck by lightning. If Yan Jun had not been compassionate and compassionate, we would have been deprived of duty long ago.
No, I haven't seen any conscience.When Ma Meng heard this, she looked like she empathized and showed a fierce look when she complained: The old man I wanted to be imprisoned last time was even more pity. She died very early and raised four children by herself. She sold all her home and everything to her four sons to marry her.As a result, he had a wife and forgot his mother again. None of his four sons would support his mother. The old lady was kicked out and lived in a house built with rags. No one knew that she was sick when she died of illness. When I rushed there, the old lady didn't know that she was dead, but the body was already foul.
Tell, it’s more miserable than this, can you take care of it?Niu Tou let out a sigh, and after drinking three glasses of wine, he felt a little depressed. However, some things were indeed even more miserable, and he didn't say it, and it was disappointing to say it.
The atmosphere was a little depressed for a moment. As someone else, Xu Ping could only remain silent. He vaguely remembered that he had complained about many such things before when he heard Hei Bai Wuchang.
The underworld's insignificance does not destroy human nature. On the contrary, many of them are sentient and righteous people. This mission often makes them face some pain that they are unwilling to see.
It is precisely because there are too many unfair things in the world that the Ghost Emperor and Yan Jun often open the door, allowing the people below to punish evil and promote good when they can't hold it in one breath.
The Ghost Emperor turned a blind eye. Although the law was inconsistent with the law, it showed that he was compassionate with the world's compassion. In fact, the underworld was not as cruel and ruthless as people imagined. It was just that there were too many good things that violated the law and discipline and were inconvenient to make a statement.
The bull-headed and horse-faced one is such a special thing. Although the official title is low, the power remains the same. Hei and white impermanence are not the kind of cold-blooded person who can ignore it.
The difference is that they have a relatively clever way of handling it. To put it bluntly, it is more sinister than the bullhead and horse face. Many things are handled without being held back and will not be left behind. In fact, they have done more special things than the bullhead and horse face, but they are handled properly, so they have received much less punishment.
Such beasts should deal with them.Black and White Impermanence are also people with temperament. In fact, when they encounter such a thing, they will definitely not stand by while being indignant. However, the feelings in the world are like maternal love and fatherly love, which always make them angry but can only compromise helplessly, because many times, the honest officials find it difficult to determine the family affairs. Even if they are right or wrong, the victim will beg them to open the door and not pursue them.
That's right? I was so angry at that time that I wanted to destroy their family!Ma Mian took a sip of wine, and after a pause, she said with anger: But the old lady's soul knelt in front of me, begging for those unfilial sons under her tears, saying that the eldest was because her family was poor and she could not afford to support her, the second was because she was busy, and the third was sick and so on.I guess those turtles haven't thought about these reasons yet. The old lady has taken care of them. No matter how poor or busy they can live a stable life, there is no place for the elderly to live, and does not have a mouthful of live food?
As soon as these words were said, the four of them looked indignant, but they also sighed helplessly.
Although it makes people sigh at the suffering of the world, they have seen too many things like this that are worse than beasts for thousands of years. They are not heartless, but they are really paralyzed. If they want to be angry, they can't be angry. If they are true qi, they will be angry to death.
Tao is that there are vicissitudes of suffering in the world, and there is no retribution for the cause and effect. I draw my sword to help us, but my family affairs are not easy to manage.Xu Ping sighed, picked up the wine and fucked it all hard, then slapped the table and said angrily: It’s all an old monster that has lived for hundreds of years. Who hasn’t seen these fucking things? Anyway, what should he do? Brothers are afraid of the cycle of cause and effect. Justice is in the heart of the people, but I want to have a clear conscience.
Yes, I'll ask for a fucking conscience.The four of them responded with each other. In fact, they ignored the rules of nature and misunderstood things by drinking and making mistakes. Xu Ping's roar instantly made them feel that they had found a confidant.
Yan Jun Ghost Emperor is all polite and polite. Don’t they know these things in their minds? Anyway, they can do whatever they should do. The right way in the world is to eat and drink.Xu Ping was also a little excited for a moment and was no longer just flattering, but was truly lamenting their difficulty in working.
It is so simple to seek life and to repel souls, to wipe away evil spirits, to capture the wronged souls. The difficulty is to see all the sufferings in the world and face those crazy things calmly.
It is okay to say that they are unruly or unruly, and they are unable to tell their eyes. The bull-headed and horse-faced are real people with temperaments. They have violated laws and regulations many times just to seek peace of mind. In fact, for them, this kind of errands will not be said before, but depends on the injustice and desolation in life, and the ups and downs of the world are itself a kind of torture.
For thousands of years, I have seen all the unfair things in the world every day and the cold world happening every day in the world. It is so rare to maintain a normal heart under such circumstances. If the Taoist heart is unstable, I would probably have become a demon in this situation.
Black and White Impermanence seems a little disappointed. Although they are already very comfortable in handling these things, they really don’t want to face these things every day.
Over the past few years, the underworld has been tense. The reason is that most kind people can’t stand these desolation after becoming ghost servants. In the end, they choose to be reincarnated as humans and are unwilling to be a job again. By the heart, they also understand the haze in the hearts of these hands and feet. For any person with blood in human nature, it is a kind of pain that life is worse than death.
They are not the kind of uninformed young children. They sigh and sigh that they feel like they meet too late. Xu Ping picked up the chopsticks and knocked them: Come on, eat, don’t worry about so much, now it’s the most important thing to have enough wine and eat.As for the unfair things in the world, there is a damn reincarnation in the heavenly way, and the so-called cause and effect retribution. If you think about the unresponsiveness, it has nothing to do with me.
Yes, today I have a rare time to have fun, drink and eat openly.Hei and Bai Wuchang also look so arrogant that he needs to vent his anger after being depressed.
The little brother is right. When encountering unfair things, I will naturally not stand by and watch. What do you think so much?The bullhead and horse face also laughed loudly, showing his heroic spirit. He lived a life that he could not even count. How could he be sentimental?
In fact, they have such a personality, and they will still take action even if they meet again. If there is anything to be sad about, it doesn’t matter if they have an official title in the underworld, they just want a clear conscience.
After drinking a bowl of wine, the atmosphere became much more harmonious. There was no need to pretend to be an official voice when things were pointed out. If those scenes continued, it would be a bit hypocritical.
The large iron plate that Zhang Shengyang resisted was 15 meters long and 1 meter wide. There was a carbon fire underneath, which made the temperature rise.
On the iron plate is a big golden lamb leg, covered with various fresh vegetables, and the charcoal-baked lamb oil crunched on the vegetables, instantly causing a strange smell. The lamb leg is densely covered with various left ingredients, onions, green onions and many spices that cannot be called.
The combination of various scents makes people feel swaying, and the aroma of meat comes across. The four starving ghosts praised and immediately started to eat hard.
Xu Ping was siping wine on the side and was too lazy to pay attention to them. Anyway, he couldn't grab these four things. In addition, this lamb leg was not enough for them to stuff their teeth. It was rare that Xu Ping didn't want to make trouble if he had a meat meal.
Sure enough, the wind was like a storm of storm, and the whole roasted lamb leg was scraped away by them in less than five minutes.
When these four guys wiped their mouths and drank wine, Xu Ping's eyes widened. It was not an exaggeration to describe the admiration in his heart, because even the side dishes were swept away, and even the iron plate was gnawed with tooth marks. These guys were so hungry that they were eating just now, could it be that Chengdu fed the dogs.
It's still five points full. It's so many years before it becomes a virtue. According to this method of eating, they have to eat everything in the imperial kitchen. It's so fucking scary.
Zhang and Jia were running back and forth, almost emitting stars. Even if they were extremely physically unbearable, they could not stand it.
Side dishes such as roasted lamb legs can no longer satisfy these four starving ghosts. It should be too late to roast the whole lamb for too long. Later, the dishes were not about the plate but directly about the pounds.
What are twenty kilograms of roasted lamb, more than ten or twenty roast chicken, etc., and the roasted pork tastes a bit insufficient, but fortunately, the portion is enough, which is not much different for these four guys who chew peonies.
I drank hundreds of kilograms of wine, and I could hardly count the amount of vegetables. Anyway, empty plates were thrown on the ground, and the food reserves in the imperial kitchen were in a state of emergency.
At this time, the four starving ghosts looked a little full of wine and a little more full. Hei Bai Wuchang held his teeth and still sipped the wine in a big mouthful, and said in a satisfied tone: Brothers and sisters, it's almost dawn this day, so it's enough for us to eat and share the fullness.
Damn, 70% full?
Xu Ping was about to sweat coldly next to him. Not to mention the other things, he must have eaten more than two heads. There are countless mutton roast chicken and other things, and there are more than other dishes and seafood. This portion is more than enough to make stomach bleeding for 100 people. After the four of them, they are only seven percent full. This is indeed the difference between animals and humans.
Before I knew it, I ate and drank all night, and the Niu Tou Horse Face was a little bit fumigated. Niu Tou drank like a jar in a hurry, and hummed impatiently: Okay, you can do your business, don’t delay Mr. Niu drinking.
That is, if you have a high official position, you can just make the decision.The horse's face was still gnawing on the last leg of lamb, and his mouth was stuffed with something in his mouth and his mouth was speechless. He held the wine jar in his hand and never put it down.
But there is no question of being 70% full, and it is not even a question of being 60% full.Horsemen muttered quietly, and Xu Ping was sweating from the side. He was indeed a first-class starving ghost. He was not considered a full-fill. If he really wanted him to eat it openly, it would be great. What kind of incense can be worshipped with such a large amount of food.
Xu Ping understood why these two masters had been stern, because they looked serious and intimidating. The gloomy and weirdness alone was enough to shock those vicious souls.
They were so cheerful just now, including now after drinking and eating, these two people are no longer serious.
They feel so dirty when they smile. Even though their original intention is very heroic, they feel vulgar, vulgar, funny, and funny, with a very terrible smile.
The bull head and horse face look very gloomy when there is no expression, but it is too fucking funny to smile. If others see such an expression, they will definitely be majestic.
Brother, although you have a banquet, you still have to do the business you should do, and there is not much time.Hei and White Impermanence seems to have had a tacit understanding, but the words on the scene still have to be said seriously.
But with the punishment of two immortals!Xu Ping also acted like a righteous person, and he was as heroic as you would kill and cut.
The bull-headed and horse-faced side suddenly sneered when they saw it. They were obviously planning to go lighter and go through a formality and perfunctory thing, but now they are still showing off their dignity and doing so. Why didn’t they look like this when they were eating and drinking just now?
After drinking and eating, it is really unreasonable to take any ruthless moves. This matter should be just a formality.
Hei Bai Wuchang was discussing quietly on the side. He spent all night and didn’t discuss what to do. This matter was too difficult to measure. He had to give an explanation to the underworld and not offend the financial owner. It was really difficult to be a human being in the middle.
Xu Ping was sweating coldly and could only smoke a cigarette while waiting for them to discuss. After all, he wanted to give the underworld a lot of money, and he didn't mean he would just scold you and leave.
At the beginning, Xu Ping didn't expect them to leave after eating and drinking. In that case, they would not be able to handle the work and implicate them. This situation would make it worse for the underworld. The underworld would definitely be really angry. It would be difficult to send some people who were not intimidated to come.
At this time, Zhang and Jia sent the last wine and meat. The cow head and horse noodles were said to be 70% full, and they would not let go. When the black and white impermanent discussions were discussed, they worked hard again. Of course, in order to take care of their colleagues who were busy with work, they also left two jars of wine. The two smallest jars did not have much weight. It should not be enough to relieve addiction, but it would be okay to relieve thirst.
Ancestor!Zhang and Jia respectfully stood behind Xu Ping after we finished our salute. Jia Xuyao looked a little scared and dared not stand up. However, Zhang Shengyang looked very strange, as if he wanted to speak but stopped. He was extremely distorted as if he was a big girl who wanted to go to the bathroom and didn't dare to speak. Anyone could tell that he was so hard tonight that he must be here without any silver.
Logically speaking, the atmosphere should be particularly depressing. Hei Bai Wuchang whispered, and Xu Ping looked depressed.
However, because the ox head and horse face were swept and the storm of the storm seemed very unserious, the atmosphere was slightly relieved, but Xu Ping couldn't even feel happy.
After hesitating for a long time, Zhang Shengyang finally plucked up the courage and asked softly: My ancestor, I don’t know if there are some life, death, and fate, can you ask the immortals for advice?
You are alive, your kidneys are not weak, your waist is not hurt, and you are afraid that you will die of wind in bed one day?Xu Ping was a little surprised. Zhang Shengyang has always been cautious. It is really strange that he dared to speak at this time. You must know that this depressing atmosphere is too lazy to even speak.
However, it is normal for Zhang Shengyang to speak. The fox's tail should be revealed after being attentive all night. It's almost dawn that day, he will have no chance to speak again.
Zhang Shengyang was teased and didn't even dare to show his bitter smile. He directly ignored Xu Ping's malicious eyes. After clearing his throat, he said with a begging: Ancestor, I'm going to say that my subordinate's family has seventy-year-old mother. Logically speaking, my mother's body has always been healthy and able to eat and drink, but I always felt tired recently and couldn't get up in bed. After seeing this, the doctor said that it was the root of the old disease caused by giving birth in early years. Recently, my mother's appetite has become increasingly weak, and the subordinates have always been worried...
Oh, I can't tell that Zhang Shengyang's cold-blooded and ruthless hawk is still a filial son, but Xu Ping looked at him differently.
Before Xu Ping could speak, a cow head seemed to feel embarrassed to eat and drink for so long, and immediately snorted and said lazily: What a big deal, it can't be considered a secret of heaven. Boy, tell me your mother's birth date and name.
I think it was because of the few people who shared the same hatred and cursed the beasts who were inferior to pigs and dogs in the world. Now, they saw that Zhang Shengyang was a filial person and had such compassion.
Moreover, it is a normal trivial matter to check the death period, and it is not a dereliction of duty. Ma Hou was too lazy to pay attention to it. He smiled and looked at the black and white impermanence that had already been discussing with him. He had a short mouth and had to go back to report the matter. The severity of the attack was really hard to grasp.
I had cursed the injustice of the world for so long before a filial son suddenly appeared, and it was really likeable for me. I wanted to help him on a whim. Zhang Shengyang begged for the right amount.
Zhang Shengyang was immediately overjoyed and opened his mouth to tell me about my mother's birth date, name, character, and even the specific location of my mother's birthplace. He thought he had already been familiar with all this.
This is by no means a temporary plea, because Xu Ping also decided to invite them to serve him temporarily. A son could remember everything about his mother so clearly. This filial piety is indeed pleasing.
The bull's head didn't even pinch his fingers, and the charlatan's trick of cheating did not show off. He closed his eyes and opened it and said directly: Oh, your mother still has about one year of life. If she dies, she will not be able to survive the next Laba.
How could it be that my mother has always been healthy, and it is definitely not a sign of short life without illness or disaster.Zhang Shengyang was suddenly panicked, but when he thought about his suspicious tone, he quickly knelt down and said respectfully: I lost my father since I was young, and it was my mother who was struggling to pull her back with great difficulty. I would like to ask the immortals to give me some advice. There is a way to prolong my mother's life.
Xu Ping was happy to watch the fun. If you calculate the fate specifically, you can find two types of death. It is generally difficult to deal with if you die suddenly, because that is the time stipulated by the underworld. Once it is changed, chaos will occur.
To put it simply, a sudden death cannot be considered a dead end. If you want to intervene, unless it is a great method to change your fate against the will of heaven, ordinary people will not have the ability at all.
Just like the destructive things that Chen Daozi has done and what Xu Ping did this time, even if he succeeds, he will offend the underworld. If he doesn't have the ability, he will not be able to do such a big thing that goes against the will of heaven.
But it is different if you die in your life. As long as your fate is not a sudden death, there are some good ways to prolong your life. The underworld is almost willing to take care of this aspect. To put it bluntly, how long can you live with your ability is your business.
Some people accumulate a lot of merit in their life to prolong their lives, while others live longer because they plant good fruits or have other causal cycles. Even if they are not practicing, they have changed a lot in the destiny of heaven. Strictly speaking, they are an area that the underworld is too lazy to be under the jurisdiction of.
As long as it is not a sudden death, prolonging one's life is not a big deal. The question is whether mortals have the ability. This is another saying.
Well, it’s not difficult. Ask the masters of the world to do some tricks and do more good deeds.The horse face seemed to be moved by this filial piety and said: It is a good thing to extend the destiny of heaven. If the children and grandchildren are full of children and grandchildren, they will enjoy a few more years of blessings and will not care about the underworld. If there is a help from a master, it is not a problem to live a hundred years. The fate of a long-term star can be regarded as a blessing. If your mother really has that longevity, it is also a blessing.
I also ask the immortals to point out that I only want to be filial.Zhang Shengyang immediately knelt three times and kowtowed nine times, extremely pious, obviously in his heart, the life of his mother was particularly important.
This is not difficult. After we go back, we can move our hands and feet to make her death more likely to change!Niu Tou hummed a few times with a look of shining look and said: Although it was not your request tonight, you have worked hard after working hard for so long. You can do such a small matter for you. As for the masters in the world, you can find a way to do it yourself.
As for the master who helps you in the world, it is far away from the sky and close to you.Ma Ming smiled and looked at Xu Ping with some slightest hint.
Damn, I can't protect myself when I cross the river, so how can I do that in this way, I can't do that bravely.
Xu Ping cursed silently in his heart. It’s useless to deal with it now. If I can’t get through this disaster, I wouldn’t have time to help others.
Zhang Shengyang was stunned when he heard this. After looking up at Xu Ping, he looked frightened. Now he was respectful and afraid of Xu Ping.
By the way, he was already grateful that the old monster didn't ask him for trouble when he was so successful. He didn't dare to hope that the old monster would help him. But I just thought that there were only a few so-called masters in this world. There were probably no other places to find except for places like Guantian Palace. After being chased by the Imperial Guard and Guantian Palace, there were even fewer people who knew the yin and yang magic.
There may be masters who cannot be found in the world, but when it comes to these mysterious magical techniques, who is as proficient as the old monster? If he is not a master, others will probably be considered useless people.
Why, you boy dare to instruct me?Xu Ping smiled sarcastically. In fact, he was in a good mood. As long as this level could pass, it didn't matter if he gave him a favor. Anyway, Zhang Shengyang is good to use it for errands, and it's also a good thing to accumulate good deeds. Why not do it?
Zhang Shengyang didn't know that Xu Ping was deliberately teasing him, so he was so scared that his face was as white as paper. He hurriedly kowtowed and said in fear: No, no, no, even if I have such a great courage, I would not dare to have such inappropriate thoughts!
Zhang Shengyang was really afraid of this old monster from the bottom of his heart, but he gritted his teeth in panic, because he knew more than anyone else that there were not many people in the world who knew this well, and the old monsters in front of him were definitely one of the best.
Then don’t you want your mother to live for a long time?Xu Ping said jokingly, deliberately pretending to be unhappy.
Jia Xuyao next to him saw the clues. After all, he had a lot of contact with Xu Ping and knew that although the old monster was very cunning, he was not a villain. His attitude showed that the old monster was willing to help him with the beauty of adulthood.
As a Son of Man, filial piety is the way of heaven. The Holy Yang begs the ancestors to take action!Even though Zhang Shengyang was afraid, he finally begged tremblingly. It can be seen that in his heart, the status of his old mother is more important than his life. Even if he offended the old monster for his mother, there was no way.
Boy, it’s right to do more merits. These two people have the ability to run errands today. Let’s go back and make trouble for them while Mr. Niu is in a good mood.The cow head was full and said lazily: It was too obvious, so the elderly in their family died in vain.
Xu Ping rolled his eyes. This was obviously a love affair. If you talk, I have to work hard to figure out what happened.
It’s okay to forget it in normal times. Now, the underworld has taken care of errands before it even came down. It’s too much!
Thank you, Fairy!When they heard that such a good thing happened to run, Jia Xuyao quickly knelt down and thanked him. Life is inevitable in life, the process of birth, old age, sickness and death, and the most perfect ending is to end without success. At this point, they naturally understand that this way of death can almost be said to be the highest level. This ending is indeed a kind of grace, and it is a grace that cannot be granted by any right in the world. It is impossible to buy any gold, silver and treasures.
At this time, Heibai Wuchang had already finished discussing and walked over with a dark face.
I wanted to be more serious, but Xu Ping smiled at them, but Bai Wuchang couldn't be serious and glared fiercely and said: "You little brat, don't talk about our underworld bullying others with power. Now we will give you a chance. Whatever the outcome depends on your own ability."
Jia and Zhang were confused and curious, but they kept kneeling down and not daring to lift up. In fact, they felt very uncomfortable now.
After all, these four are all powerful men in the underworld. The coldness of the body is extremely strong, even if it is restrained in the world, it is extremely skeleton. I think most people can't bear the chilling creepy.
The power of the earth grade seems to be very powerful in the human world, but in front of the old monster it is as small as an ant. Now in front of the underworld, they feel that this level of cultivation is simply embarrassing. Even life is so fragile, so fragile that they know that they don’t even have the right to dominate.
Speaking!Xu Ping understood that it was just a formality, so he was not nervous at all.
The Yin Si is also very curious about your strength. After all, you are a earth immortal who still remains in the world and cannot ascend, so you can make an exception and give you a chance.After Bai Wuchang coughed, he said: It’s still half a stick of incense sticks. Now you can pick one of us one by one. What you beat me depends on your ability. As soon as the sky dawns, the underworld will no longer pursue this matter.
Of course, the premise is that you have to get over it!Bai Wuchang looked helpless and looked at Xu Ping with apologetic attitude.
Xu Ping was stunned. Why did you think of such a good idea? Then, will you fool yourself into passing the test after playing with fancy moves?
As if seeing through Xu Ping's thoughts, Hei Wuchang immediately shook his head: The Ghost Emperor is very interested in your strength, so we will not show mercy no matter who you choose. Although we do not show our true identity in the world, our strength is not something that you, a small earth immortal, can underestimate.
The Ghost Emperor was paying attention to it, and it was certain that the scene of eating, drinking and having fun could not escape the eyes of others. However, the other end of the underworld had no objection and thought that although what Xu Ping did offends the underworld, it was a merit to avoid the devastation of the world's creatures. Of course, the punishment for mercy is still necessary, otherwise how could the underworld obey the dignity?
When Xu Ping heard this, he felt cold sweat flowing. He thought that everyone who calls him brothers could be able to hide the truth smoothly. Unexpectedly, the Ghost Emperor was still paying attention to the trend of the matter. How could I have such a blessing? Has it been too peaceful for a long time, and the Ghost Emperors were also idle, so I wanted to have some fun on me.
When they heard the words of Hei Bai Wuchang, they looked at their slightly panic-like helplessness. They dared not hold the wine jar and drink it. They immediately stood up and looked fair and honest. Their face turned gloomy and solemn, and they could not see the vulgar and dirty feeling when they smiled before.
Hei and White Impermanence also looked awe-in-law in an instant, obviously it was no longer a joke now. Although he was polite to the outside world under the surveillance of the Ghost Emperor, it was impossible to get away with it.
You two, go back to the mountain to wait first.Xu Ping did not dare to smile. This level of struggle is not a joke. Once a mortal is implicated, it would be fine if he dies without a complete body. What he fears most is the fate of being scattered.
Jia and Zhang immediately did not dare to show their anger. They knocked behind their backs and hurriedly ran down the mountain. Their appearance seemed panicked. When they walked, their legs were weak and they would almost be unable to stand firm if they were not supported by each other.
What happened this night was so scheming. An old monster as powerful as a god and Buddha had already shocked and frightened them. He actually drank wine for a night with the legendary bull head and horse face, Hei and Bai Wuchang, who was called brother and brother. No one believed such a thing.
Although they didn't know what was going on, they were instantly frightened when they heard that Xu Ping had to choose someone to fight alone.
You should know that there are people who disrespect gods, but some extremely vicious people are guilty of being afraid of ghosts or the so-called karma. Tonight, witnessing the underworld is a great stimulation for them, and this sudden change is so shocking that they can't even say anything.
No matter whether they are evil or good, they are afraid of a cycle of cause and effect. Jia and Zhang were filled with blood and were even more frightened in front of the people coming to the underworld. What made them feel most uneasy now is how powerful the old monster is, and how strong he is to fight against the people in the underworld?
When they went down the mountain with a terrifying face, the two of them were already pale and mixed up with cold sweat. However, they still calmed down and drove away everyone at the foot of the mountain to avoid being peeped at this shocking scene. They also knew that this must be a secret that was rotten in their stomachs, and they became more respectful and afraid of the old monster who was already unpredictable.
Before I knew it, the back mountain was already covered by black mist, and the gloomy area was like the underworld, exuding a terrifying aura that no one could approach.
There was no sound of the earth shaking, nor any sound of overwhelming sky and cracking like the sky. Until the sky was exposed during the day, it was so calm that people could not feel the breath that life should have.
Is the process so calm?
When the fish belly was completely white that day, the black fog was gradually driven away by the sun. When Xu Ping's voice transmission sounded for thousands of miles, they came to their senses and quickly ran up the mountain with fear.
What is terrifying is that after the black fog dissipates, you can clearly see that half of the mountain on the back mountain of the palace is gone. The original pavilion, stone path and other things are almost gone to ashes and can't find any trace of existence. The flying sand and stones are still permeating and have not yet landed.
Such terrifying destructive power made them feel cold sweat.
The destructive power is so amazing. If it weren't for the strange black fog, wouldn't the entire palace be razed to the ground?
The fog raised by the sand and dust had not yet dissipated, and in the center, a twisted person could be vaguely seen lying on the ground, gritting his teeth and making a hateful sound: The turtle lamb... I really tried to kill him...
After all, it is too terrifying to invite people from the underworld to dinner. It is better to be too shocking when the spread is too shocking. It is better to be low-key. The world has finally settled down and is about to ascend the throne again. It would be bad if some strange news caused a commotion.
In the pavilion on the mountain, the huge stone tables are filled with delicacies. Such sumptuousness can be described as extravagant. The imperial chefs from all over the world show off their cooking skills in the middle of the night.
I took out all the skills of the box in this life, such as seafood, cattle, sheep, chickens and ducks, and they used different ways to become delicious dishes with all their colors, fragrance and flavor.
A few special dishes are indispensable for chefs who can enter the palace. In addition, they must have a skill that is in the bottom of the box. They are generally not easily shown to others, and they also have to study new dishes to adapt to the fiercely competitive kitchen.
Come on, Brother Niu, we haven’t drunk it for a long time, we have to leave one.Hei Wuchang turned into a dark-faced man. When he smiled, he raised his wine glass instead of a wine jar filled with a pound. Thirty years of age are all hot wines on the market. The mellow fragrance of the wine was shaking when he opened the lid.
Brother Hei, come on, it’s really good to go on this trip with you today. I’ll give you a cup.Niu Tou still looked like he had no illusion, but he was even more heroic. He picked up a jar of strong wine and drank it all in one go. The heroic style could not tell the previous twisted embarrassment.
It is a good thing to have a friend in the world, and at least you have to relieve your slander!Bai Wuchang became a white-faced scholar, but his behavior was not gentle at all, and he was unambiguous in drinking.
The horse noodles were even worse. He didn't even drink a sip of wine and kept working hard next to him.
The empty dishes next to his chair were piled up like a mountain, and each one was as bright as if they had been washed. Every time he opened a bloody mouth and a plate of dishes was enough to take two bites. He was more fierce than anyone else in this regard. The terrible appetite alone was enough to make people shocked.
The four of them ate and drank, sat for half an hour and stopped at all. They had already served forty or fifty dishes one after another, and there were also large dishes such as roast chicken or sheep brand.
But when they arrived in front of them, they could eat them all in just a few bites. Black and white impermanence transformed into human body not to hide themselves, but because the long tongue of the hanged ghost affected their food. They were worried that if they used their true body, they would eat all the things by these two animals because the ox head and horse noodles were too cruel.
Xu Ping took the wine glass and smiled and walked up: A few immortals, everyone is always in love, I won’t say hello to you, you can have fun.
Nothing to enjoy, no food is left.Ma Hou knocked on the last empty plate on the table with dissatisfaction, and was still chewing things in her mouth. She said so, but she still raised the jar of wine. Her bloody mouth kept moving, either eating or drinking, and she had no time to free.
When Xu Ping saw that the plates on the table were empty, he immediately smiled and called out: Hey, the people under his command are inefficient in their work. How many immortals are waiting, I will urge you now.
What should I urge Ah? I sit down and drink together. I am so polite if I have always had a relationship.Bai Wuchang also came up enthusiastically at this time and pulled Xu Ping to sit in front of him and Hei Wuchang. Hei Wuchang directly handed Xu Ping a bottle of wine and said with a smile: Yes, are you still afraid that you will not be full when you sit in the palace? We have time today, so we don’t have to hurry. We work hard work and work hard only when we are old. We are not Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, what we brothers want is the taste.
That's that's it!Xu Ping smiled with her and spat hard in her heart. Now she is still pretending to be gentle.
There is no hurry to say this, but as soon as I sat down, my butt was on fire, and my saliva flowed down directly as if I was looking into the distance.
Xu Ping clearly remembered that the gust of wind at the beginning swept the clouds. No matter what dish it was served, they accepted it before they could see it clearly. The first few desserts were gone without even seeing the color.
The most exaggerated thing is this guy, NiuTou. Everyone eats the soup of the pumpkin shredded coconut soup. This guy swallows the steamed pumpkin used as a utensil in one bite, just like a cow chewing peony.
These four guys who are not human can be described as cruel. They opened their bloody mouths and showed a ferocious look. Xu Ping suspected that they would be swallowed by them and they would eat them alive.
Lao Hei is right, he can't be anxious. It may affect the taste of the dish if it is served for a quarter of an hour early.Speaking of food, these four are all veteran foodies, among which horse noodles are the most powerful. They immediately closed their eyes and said in an intoxicating tone: It was about two hundred years ago. I was worshipped once when I was in the northwest. Tsk tsk, that fish and sheep are fresh. Unfortunately, the chef didn't know where he was reincarnated later. If I found it, even if it violated the regulations, he would have to let him cook it for me again. The taste was really amazing.
Among the four, Ma Noodles is the most senior foodie. Others eat and drink, but they only eat but don’t have to drink. They run to the right to judge.
Lao Ma knows how to eat it best, but it’s just mutton. He is afraid that he won’t have to eat Ah when he opens his mouth.Niu Tou shook his head next to him. Now that he felt his temper had improved after he gotten tired of mouth. He looked at the empty plate on the table, and he was so angry that he could not bear it and didn't urge him to speak.
Now nearly a hundred dishes have been served, and I have drunk more than twenty jars of wine, each jar is filled with ten kilograms of old wine.
This kind of appetite looks scary enough, and they also ignore the appetizers and aged wines of one or two pounds. In fact, it is naturally better to taste wines, but for them, one or two pounds of pounds are so small that they can't even moisten their throats.
Such a volume can kill many people, but these four people said that not to mention being full, this little thing will be stuck in the teeth and cannot be hungry at most. As for alcohol, it is not in place. The four foodies don’t feel like drinking at all.
With such a quantity, Xu Ping was curious about how they drank alcohol before. Could it be that they robbed several wineries in succession?…
Or is it really intriguing to pretend to be crazy by drinking wine!
Xu Ping was thinking about it, looking at their fierce wolf and tiger just now, it was also sighing that the work of the underworld was not easy. After all, most of the people who worship in the world worship gods or heroes, and there are really only a handful of temples that worship in the underworld.
Even if there is one, the people worshipped are Judge Yan Luo or the Ghost Emperor of the Ten Directions.
The cow head and horse face and the black and white impermanence are considered yamen runners. In some places, they may be placed in their wooden figures, but they are also placed at the door as supporting roles. It is conceivable how little incense they receive. At most, they can be eaten when they come to the world to do some good things. No wonder they become slandered like this.
Hei and Bai Wuchang has always given face so much not only because of their friendship with Xu Ping, but also had previous relationships. After Chen Daozi offended them, he set up a temple at Guigu Mountain Gate to worship them to express his apology. Although the incense of worship among the people under the palace is not very prosperous, it is better than nothing. In this way, they live a much more moisturizing life than a cow head and horse face.
Several immortals and ancestors have come to drink.At this time, Jia Xuyao gritted his teeth and ran over, panting but his attitude was extremely respectful.
He walked to the pavilion and placed the ten jars of old wine he had resisted by him by the table. Fortunately, the martial arts practitioners were no problem to fight for more than 100 pounds, but it was a qualified errand.
Today's incident was too horrible and could not be told by outsiders. After thinking about it, Xu Ping pulled Zhang and Jia, who were in the limelight, and ran errands. He wondered that he also felt that it was very convenient for these two tyrants to be called.
Although he was already sleeping in the middle of the night, they immediately became clever as soon as Xu Ping's order arrived. They rushed to the palace without even putting their shoes on. Now it can be said that Xu Ping's existence has become an indelible area of shadow in their hearts.
When they saw Xu Ping drinking with the people in the underworld, they were scared. Although both of them were in the forefront of the holy favor, it was not an exaggeration to say that they were inferior to one person and above ten thousand people, they still obediently became the running brothers.
Tonight, they were taking on the transportation task halfway up the mountain. Every time they delivered something, these two guys were so nervous that they didn't dare to breathe. Looking at their timid appearance, Xu Ping found it funny. In fact, it was not a whim to tease them when they were trying to shock them, but simply to shock these two people again, so as not to be successful and dare to have any bad intentions.
Such a job is really heavy, and they only have to deliver vegetables and resist alcohol. If ordinary people were to be exhausted, they would have been exhausted.
So slow, and even memorizing this point can't relieve thirst.Horse noodles grabbed a jar, drank three sips, threw the jar to the side, and shouted bluntly: "Where is the cultivation level of the return grade, I just carried this little thing and ran on the mountain road and was sweating. Hurry up and bring me some wine."
Horses eat orchids, and pigs eat ginseng fruits. You can’t drink any good wine like this.Niu Tou also added a glass, but he also said to Jia Xuyao with annoyance: Don’t just make these big jars, but also make some delicious aged wine. Niu is a person who can taste the things in the cup. Don’t make these messy drinks.
You are still chewing peonies, and you have the attitude to say to me.Ma Mian choked back without hesitation, hummed unhappily and urged him again.
Others also gave a look of contempt. Just drinking Niu Tou can still taste wine. I guess industrial alcohol cannot be drunk with water, so I can pretend to be a slut.
Jia Xuyao's face turned pale when he was frightened by the horse's face. He didn't dare to let go half of his fart and ran down the mountain immediately. An old monster was already scary enough.
At this time, he was drinking wine with Niu Tou and Horse Face to call him brothers. Everything that happened at night had subverted his outlook on life. What confused him and Zhang Shengyang even more was that the two people looked so handsome that they actually felt gloomy. When they sat there, they could see that they were definitely not living people.
The two of them were not unaware of it. They had already guessed that it should be black and white impermanence. This fact made them completely collapse in their minds.
What they fear most is to offend such a scary man. He almost urinated when he was glared at him and shouted. Now he is promoted and wealthy, and it is the first step to be rich and prosperous. It would be unfair to offend these four people and be killed inexplicably.
Jia and Zhang didn't dare to neglect them. They didn't work so hard when they went to bed with their little wife. When they served them, they were even more careful and afraid of any mistakes.
If the old monster had already had a shadow in his heart before, it would have become a haze that would never be gone for a lifetime. A person who could drink wine with a cow head, horse face, black and white impermanently, was so scary. They didn't know if there was any insider, but undoubtedly what they saw in front of them had made them dizzy.
Jia Xuyao ran back and forth very quickly, and the realm of full power of the earthly qualities was undoubtedly ridiculous to be a porter, but he did not dare to complain at all. He could resist as much as he could, and even if he was exhausted, he would not dare to neglect. While he was panting, he didn't even have time to say hello and chat with Zhang Shengyang, because he could see that Old Zhang was even nervous than him.
The old monster disappeared for so long and appeared again. When they summoned them, they felt that nothing good was wrong, and they were confused when they came.
The big scene of the imperial chefs at the foot of the mountain making them stunned. When they heard that their task tonight was to be a waiter who was responsible for running errands on the hillside, they were stunned. Although they were vaguely dissatisfied, they did not dare to act rashly.
What made them wonder was where the old monsters had a banquet in the middle of the night. Logically speaking, if they were beautiful wine and beautiful women, they would definitely not be allowed to run away as electric lights under the moon.
At the beginning, they were also full of curiosity, but when they saw it, they were so scared that they almost fainted. Even though they had extraordinary intentions, they could not have thought that such a scene would be. They did not dare to complain at all in an instant, and they also understood why the old monsters asked them to run errands. After all, the incident at night was so terrifying that no one would believe it if they said it.
Zhang Shengyang, the director of the Imperial Guard Department, has power of nearly one person and tens of thousands. He is the imperial minion that has changed his dynasty. At present, he has not only not been affected by the change of dynasty, but has been valued by Concubine Lu. It can be said that it was the most powerful time. Even the people of the imperial guards had to give in to him.
At this time, he had no chance of being a director's majesty. His sweat soaked his clothes, and he didn't breathe when he ran. Even so, he looked awe-faced and did not dare to slack off. Compared to Jia Xuyao's pure fear of his attitude, he had a true respect, a pious and fearful expectation, and that kind of hard-working attitude was definitely not forced out.
When the wine party seemed to be full of wine, the food was gone after eating, and there was no food to eat when the wine came. It was really helpless to sit on this four rice buckets that seemed to never be filled with.
Zhang and Jia were so tired that they were almost over. Even the imperial chefs at the foot of the mountain were so busy that they were cramping. Even with such a steady supply, they still couldn't satisfy these four starving ghosts.
The four ghosts in the pavilion were drinking and chatting, and Xu Ping was talking compliments beside him. These four ghosts were smart and knew that they were flattering and felt comfortable. Gradually, they called each other brothers and brothers and said hypocritically that Xu Ping was ignorant, and this time they made it difficult for them to do anything. Even the fools in the official voice could hear it.
In fact, they knew that if the world was really full of life, they would be very busy. It is estimated that they would have to work for at least twenty or thirty years to have a rest.
Xu Ping gave enough reasons for them to go back and explain, so that the kind Ghost Emperor Yan Jun could have a way out and a reason to convince the brothers and sisters. In short, no one would object if he just gave a small warning.
However, what should be said on the scene still has to be said, and what should be claimed is also essential, otherwise it would be embarrassing that they came here to extort or just had a meal.
Yes, the immortals are sympathetic and grateful.Xu Ping was also very adept, and immediately said with gratitude: This time I was just making trouble, and I was worried that the four of you would really not be able to go there. I would like to wish you this glass of wine.No matter how you punish me, I will never complain. But you have to give me this opportunity to apologize. No matter what, you must eat and drink. After hundreds of years of friendship, don’t say that I am not very good at greetings.
That is, we can still clearly distinguish between public and private.Hei Bai Wuchang said with a serious face next to him, but he smiled cunningly and gave Xu Ping a wink, secretly praising Xu Ping.
How can I drink this delicious Ah? My stomach is not yet full, so we have to go back at dawn. Hurry up, there is no time Ah.The bullhead and horse face did not look rigid at the beginning. Xu Ping was even happier when he complained. It proved that he had succeeded even more when both of them dared to complain.
The cow head and horse face are impermanent, and they are actually very friendly and well-behaved people.
They all forgot about their countless years of service, how many sufferings of the world, how many sadness, how many family members have been destroyed, some are indeed eyesless and make people cry, and some are also tragic that make people sigh in the unfairness of the way of heaven. It is precisely because of this that Yan Jun is so relaxed, because sometimes what he sees and hears makes people angry and unbearable.
It is unfair to have power in the world. Too many unfair things can't be ignored if they have good intentions. Therefore, the underworld often lets them act independently, asking them to punish some evil people who do not kill in advance, or do things that are not within the scope of the underworld's power and responsibilities. To put it bluntly, meddling in other people's affairs is a kind of peace of mind. Although it is inconsistent with power, people are not plants and trees, so the Ghost Emperor often has a time when he is open to the Internet. After all, no one wants to see the sufferings of the world.
In fact, they also have a fair heart. Sometimes they do things on purpose by drinking alcohol. They would rather be punished than be afraid of the sufferings of the world. They are wise and foolish. When things come to this point, they still have an official accent, but they think they have a clear idea of how to deal with them. They are even better than Xu Ping in terms of their ghost spirit. No matter how stupid they are, they have opened their shells after watching so many joys and sorrows.
Don't worry, today I will definitely take care of the four immortals.Xu Ping naturally beat the snake and followed the stick, and said confidently: Brothers and I won’t say polite words. In the future, you can just hold a dream if you are tight. You have to get together for a while and have to have a meal and drink a few glasses. I can’t guarantee that any other thing, I will definitely take care of my wine.
Nonsense, are you rulers in the world still short of money?Niu Tou Ma Mi did not object, and still looked unhappy, but he had already accepted it with a happy attitude.
Although they are from the underworld, they are envious and jealous when they see Xu Ping so generous. Especially when they don’t encounter any one in a century, they are very short of money. At this time, they envied Hei Bai Wuchang for having such a friend in the world.
I'm always in love, why are you talking nonsense? Just don't tease my brother so miserably next time.Bai Wuchang also showed a not so close tone. The black Wuchang had already picked up the jar of wine and shouted attentively: Brother Niu, Brother Ma, don’t be accustomed to Ah, this kid has been dealing with us for a long time and always speaks casually. This man is such a familiar temperament and gets used to it when he gets along too much. Let’s drink, drink.
Full, full!The ox head and horse face agreed happily. After relieving the slander, they would no longer drink it. They started to pretend to be slandered, but the problem was that they didn't have to persuade them to drink one bowl after another. In fact, the speed was not much slower than just taking the wine jar.
Even though they had no food, they kept drinking wine. Their teeth were stuffed with 180 kilograms, and only a monster-like creature like Xu Ping could afford them. If ordinary people were not supported to death, they would have been poisoned by alcohol.
The empty plate had long been thrown aside, the table was empty, and the ground was full of spitted bones. They were so gentle later that they knew that they had to spit bones when eating meat. At the beginning, let alone bones, even the side dishes were eaten completely. The eating habits were so ugly that they were so shocking. It was not the yamen runners of the underworld who came out to let go of the wind.
At the beginning, no matter what kind of roast chicken, braised goose, roast duck, etc., as long as you enter the mouths of these four people, you can chew it and let alone spit out bones, you won’t even see any bone residue.
It is no exaggeration to describe the food appearance as shocking. Xu Ping was shocking when he saw it next to him, especially when they accidentally chewed it and swallowed it up without knowing it. Xu Ping could understand how hungry these four people were.
It is boring to have wine but not vegetables. At this time, the sound of breathing accompanied by heavy footsteps makes people look forward to it. It can make a master close to the top of the genre so tired that he looks like a dead dog. I think he is carrying a heavy burden.
Zhang Shengyang walked up slowly, gasping for breath, his steps were very heavy, and even when he hit the soft sand, he could step on a deep footprint.
He was fighting against a huge and scary iron plate on his shoulders. Flames were vaguely burning under the iron plate. Although it would not burn him, if he resisted on his shoulders, he would still be so hot that he would sweat.
Zhang Shengyang had already taken off his clothes that were as burdened as he was naked but still sweating profusely. This thing weighing nearly 100 kilograms was pressing on him. If it weren't for his extraordinary skills, ordinary people would not be able to withstand such heavy things. They could still maintain speed while climbing the mountain road while their posture was awkward.
Zhang Shengyang did not dare to be negligent in speed, so he walked up to put the stove plate on the table. He was so angry that he was not satisfied, but he still said respectfully: A few immortals, ancestors, this dish is slow, please don’t be surprised.
After saying that, he knelt respectfully on the ground and kowtowed for a few times, and ran down without looking back, because the imperial chefs at the bottom of the mountain were still busy preparing other dishes.
His task is to deliver vegetables. Even if he is a waiter in a porter shop, he dare not complain at all. It can even be said that he is very attentive in his hard work. This attentiveness makes people feel a little sad.
In order not to reveal the wind and to shock them, only Jia and Zhang were running errands. Those who had been walking around for such a long mountain road were indeed a little busy.
However, the fool could see that there was something wrong with Zhang Shengyang's attitude. Although his cultivation level was very high, he could support him to run back and forth like this, but this kid's attitude was respectful and overly attentive from the bottom of his heart, and there must be something wrong with it.
Xu Ping narrowed his eyes slightly. Human nature is particularly strange. Sometimes it is difficult for you to find details that can be used as evidence, but some of the feelings are so accurate that you cannot ignore.
Both Zhang and Jia were so busy that they were out of breath, but the feeling they gave people was completely different. Jia Xuyao could be said to be because he was afraid, and he was used to being ordered by Xu Ping, so he was very attentive and felt very normal.
Zhang Shengyang may also be affected by these factors, but he was a errand who really sold his life. This respectful attitude is completely different from Jia Xuyao. In comparison, it is easy to see the difference between the two, or Zhang Shengyang's attentiveness is a bit too much, and he does not have the feeling of doing things at all.
You won’t go to the Three Treasures Hall without any trouble.The bullhead snorted, and the ghost spirits had long seen that the guy named Zhang had a tendency to be attentive.
The horse face smelled the fragrance emitted by the 1.5-meter-long iron plate and nodded: If you show your diligence, you are either a traitor or a thief. This dish is still so hot after running halfway through the mountain. With his cultivation level, it is not easy to run so fast. This kid is really working hard.
What if we care about him, we eat as much as we should, and we care about what that little guy does.It doesn’t matter if the black and white impermanence is the one who is guilty to please them. Could it be that the errand runners dare to make any untrue thoughts? Even if there is one, it depends on their mood.
At this moment, their eating and drinking have reached about 50% full. When they drink, they speak more casually. They eat less fiercely and have a more harmonious atmosphere in the dinner party.
Bai Wuchang hugged Xu Ping's shoulder while speaking, and said with a sigh: Little guy, you don't understand the hardships of doing this job. The errand looks majestic but also very fucking depressed. He often sees some unbearable situations, but when he thinks of the law, he feels like a cold-blooded bastard.We must not always make things wrong by drinking alcohol, or we should pretend to be crazy to deal with some bastards who should have been struck by lightning. If Yan Jun had not been compassionate and compassionate, we would have been deprived of duty long ago.
No, I haven't seen any conscience.When Ma Meng heard this, she looked like she empathized and showed a fierce look when she complained: The old man I wanted to be imprisoned last time was even more pity. She died very early and raised four children by herself. She sold all her home and everything to her four sons to marry her.As a result, he had a wife and forgot his mother again. None of his four sons would support his mother. The old lady was kicked out and lived in a house built with rags. No one knew that she was sick when she died of illness. When I rushed there, the old lady didn't know that she was dead, but the body was already foul.
Tell, it’s more miserable than this, can you take care of it?Niu Tou let out a sigh, and after drinking three glasses of wine, he felt a little depressed. However, some things were indeed even more miserable, and he didn't say it, and it was disappointing to say it.
The atmosphere was a little depressed for a moment. As someone else, Xu Ping could only remain silent. He vaguely remembered that he had complained about many such things before when he heard Hei Bai Wuchang.
The underworld's insignificance does not destroy human nature. On the contrary, many of them are sentient and righteous people. This mission often makes them face some pain that they are unwilling to see.
It is precisely because there are too many unfair things in the world that the Ghost Emperor and Yan Jun often open the door, allowing the people below to punish evil and promote good when they can't hold it in one breath.
The Ghost Emperor turned a blind eye. Although the law was inconsistent with the law, it showed that he was compassionate with the world's compassion. In fact, the underworld was not as cruel and ruthless as people imagined. It was just that there were too many good things that violated the law and discipline and were inconvenient to make a statement.
The bull-headed and horse-faced one is such a special thing. Although the official title is low, the power remains the same. Hei and white impermanence are not the kind of cold-blooded person who can ignore it.
The difference is that they have a relatively clever way of handling it. To put it bluntly, it is more sinister than the bullhead and horse face. Many things are handled without being held back and will not be left behind. In fact, they have done more special things than the bullhead and horse face, but they are handled properly, so they have received much less punishment.
Such beasts should deal with them.Black and White Impermanence are also people with temperament. In fact, when they encounter such a thing, they will definitely not stand by while being indignant. However, the feelings in the world are like maternal love and fatherly love, which always make them angry but can only compromise helplessly, because many times, the honest officials find it difficult to determine the family affairs. Even if they are right or wrong, the victim will beg them to open the door and not pursue them.
That's right? I was so angry at that time that I wanted to destroy their family!Ma Mian took a sip of wine, and after a pause, she said with anger: But the old lady's soul knelt in front of me, begging for those unfilial sons under her tears, saying that the eldest was because her family was poor and she could not afford to support her, the second was because she was busy, and the third was sick and so on.I guess those turtles haven't thought about these reasons yet. The old lady has taken care of them. No matter how poor or busy they can live a stable life, there is no place for the elderly to live, and does not have a mouthful of live food?
As soon as these words were said, the four of them looked indignant, but they also sighed helplessly.
Although it makes people sigh at the suffering of the world, they have seen too many things like this that are worse than beasts for thousands of years. They are not heartless, but they are really paralyzed. If they want to be angry, they can't be angry. If they are true qi, they will be angry to death.
Tao is that there are vicissitudes of suffering in the world, and there is no retribution for the cause and effect. I draw my sword to help us, but my family affairs are not easy to manage.Xu Ping sighed, picked up the wine and fucked it all hard, then slapped the table and said angrily: It’s all an old monster that has lived for hundreds of years. Who hasn’t seen these fucking things? Anyway, what should he do? Brothers are afraid of the cycle of cause and effect. Justice is in the heart of the people, but I want to have a clear conscience.
Yes, I'll ask for a fucking conscience.The four of them responded with each other. In fact, they ignored the rules of nature and misunderstood things by drinking and making mistakes. Xu Ping's roar instantly made them feel that they had found a confidant.
Yan Jun Ghost Emperor is all polite and polite. Don’t they know these things in their minds? Anyway, they can do whatever they should do. The right way in the world is to eat and drink.Xu Ping was also a little excited for a moment and was no longer just flattering, but was truly lamenting their difficulty in working.
It is so simple to seek life and to repel souls, to wipe away evil spirits, to capture the wronged souls. The difficulty is to see all the sufferings in the world and face those crazy things calmly.
It is okay to say that they are unruly or unruly, and they are unable to tell their eyes. The bull-headed and horse-faced are real people with temperaments. They have violated laws and regulations many times just to seek peace of mind. In fact, for them, this kind of errands will not be said before, but depends on the injustice and desolation in life, and the ups and downs of the world are itself a kind of torture.
For thousands of years, I have seen all the unfair things in the world every day and the cold world happening every day in the world. It is so rare to maintain a normal heart under such circumstances. If the Taoist heart is unstable, I would probably have become a demon in this situation.
Black and White Impermanence seems a little disappointed. Although they are already very comfortable in handling these things, they really don’t want to face these things every day.
Over the past few years, the underworld has been tense. The reason is that most kind people can’t stand these desolation after becoming ghost servants. In the end, they choose to be reincarnated as humans and are unwilling to be a job again. By the heart, they also understand the haze in the hearts of these hands and feet. For any person with blood in human nature, it is a kind of pain that life is worse than death.
They are not the kind of uninformed young children. They sigh and sigh that they feel like they meet too late. Xu Ping picked up the chopsticks and knocked them: Come on, eat, don’t worry about so much, now it’s the most important thing to have enough wine and eat.As for the unfair things in the world, there is a damn reincarnation in the heavenly way, and the so-called cause and effect retribution. If you think about the unresponsiveness, it has nothing to do with me.
Yes, today I have a rare time to have fun, drink and eat openly.Hei and Bai Wuchang also look so arrogant that he needs to vent his anger after being depressed.
The little brother is right. When encountering unfair things, I will naturally not stand by and watch. What do you think so much?The bullhead and horse face also laughed loudly, showing his heroic spirit. He lived a life that he could not even count. How could he be sentimental?
In fact, they have such a personality, and they will still take action even if they meet again. If there is anything to be sad about, it doesn’t matter if they have an official title in the underworld, they just want a clear conscience.
After drinking a bowl of wine, the atmosphere became much more harmonious. There was no need to pretend to be an official voice when things were pointed out. If those scenes continued, it would be a bit hypocritical.
The large iron plate that Zhang Shengyang resisted was 15 meters long and 1 meter wide. There was a carbon fire underneath, which made the temperature rise.
On the iron plate is a big golden lamb leg, covered with various fresh vegetables, and the charcoal-baked lamb oil crunched on the vegetables, instantly causing a strange smell. The lamb leg is densely covered with various left ingredients, onions, green onions and many spices that cannot be called.
The combination of various scents makes people feel swaying, and the aroma of meat comes across. The four starving ghosts praised and immediately started to eat hard.
Xu Ping was siping wine on the side and was too lazy to pay attention to them. Anyway, he couldn't grab these four things. In addition, this lamb leg was not enough for them to stuff their teeth. It was rare that Xu Ping didn't want to make trouble if he had a meat meal.
Sure enough, the wind was like a storm of storm, and the whole roasted lamb leg was scraped away by them in less than five minutes.
When these four guys wiped their mouths and drank wine, Xu Ping's eyes widened. It was not an exaggeration to describe the admiration in his heart, because even the side dishes were swept away, and even the iron plate was gnawed with tooth marks. These guys were so hungry that they were eating just now, could it be that Chengdu fed the dogs.
It's still five points full. It's so many years before it becomes a virtue. According to this method of eating, they have to eat everything in the imperial kitchen. It's so fucking scary.
Zhang and Jia were running back and forth, almost emitting stars. Even if they were extremely physically unbearable, they could not stand it.
Side dishes such as roasted lamb legs can no longer satisfy these four starving ghosts. It should be too late to roast the whole lamb for too long. Later, the dishes were not about the plate but directly about the pounds.
What are twenty kilograms of roasted lamb, more than ten or twenty roast chicken, etc., and the roasted pork tastes a bit insufficient, but fortunately, the portion is enough, which is not much different for these four guys who chew peonies.
I drank hundreds of kilograms of wine, and I could hardly count the amount of vegetables. Anyway, empty plates were thrown on the ground, and the food reserves in the imperial kitchen were in a state of emergency.
At this time, the four starving ghosts looked a little full of wine and a little more full. Hei Bai Wuchang held his teeth and still sipped the wine in a big mouthful, and said in a satisfied tone: Brothers and sisters, it's almost dawn this day, so it's enough for us to eat and share the fullness.
Damn, 70% full?
Xu Ping was about to sweat coldly next to him. Not to mention the other things, he must have eaten more than two heads. There are countless mutton roast chicken and other things, and there are more than other dishes and seafood. This portion is more than enough to make stomach bleeding for 100 people. After the four of them, they are only seven percent full. This is indeed the difference between animals and humans.
Before I knew it, I ate and drank all night, and the Niu Tou Horse Face was a little bit fumigated. Niu Tou drank like a jar in a hurry, and hummed impatiently: Okay, you can do your business, don’t delay Mr. Niu drinking.
That is, if you have a high official position, you can just make the decision.The horse's face was still gnawing on the last leg of lamb, and his mouth was stuffed with something in his mouth and his mouth was speechless. He held the wine jar in his hand and never put it down.
But there is no question of being 70% full, and it is not even a question of being 60% full.Horsemen muttered quietly, and Xu Ping was sweating from the side. He was indeed a first-class starving ghost. He was not considered a full-fill. If he really wanted him to eat it openly, it would be great. What kind of incense can be worshipped with such a large amount of food.
Xu Ping understood why these two masters had been stern, because they looked serious and intimidating. The gloomy and weirdness alone was enough to shock those vicious souls.
They were so cheerful just now, including now after drinking and eating, these two people are no longer serious.
They feel so dirty when they smile. Even though their original intention is very heroic, they feel vulgar, vulgar, funny, and funny, with a very terrible smile.
The bull head and horse face look very gloomy when there is no expression, but it is too fucking funny to smile. If others see such an expression, they will definitely be majestic.
Brother, although you have a banquet, you still have to do the business you should do, and there is not much time.Hei and White Impermanence seems to have had a tacit understanding, but the words on the scene still have to be said seriously.
But with the punishment of two immortals!Xu Ping also acted like a righteous person, and he was as heroic as you would kill and cut.
The bull-headed and horse-faced side suddenly sneered when they saw it. They were obviously planning to go lighter and go through a formality and perfunctory thing, but now they are still showing off their dignity and doing so. Why didn’t they look like this when they were eating and drinking just now?
After drinking and eating, it is really unreasonable to take any ruthless moves. This matter should be just a formality.
Hei Bai Wuchang was discussing quietly on the side. He spent all night and didn’t discuss what to do. This matter was too difficult to measure. He had to give an explanation to the underworld and not offend the financial owner. It was really difficult to be a human being in the middle.
Xu Ping was sweating coldly and could only smoke a cigarette while waiting for them to discuss. After all, he wanted to give the underworld a lot of money, and he didn't mean he would just scold you and leave.
At the beginning, Xu Ping didn't expect them to leave after eating and drinking. In that case, they would not be able to handle the work and implicate them. This situation would make it worse for the underworld. The underworld would definitely be really angry. It would be difficult to send some people who were not intimidated to come.
At this time, Zhang and Jia sent the last wine and meat. The cow head and horse noodles were said to be 70% full, and they would not let go. When the black and white impermanent discussions were discussed, they worked hard again. Of course, in order to take care of their colleagues who were busy with work, they also left two jars of wine. The two smallest jars did not have much weight. It should not be enough to relieve addiction, but it would be okay to relieve thirst.
Ancestor!Zhang and Jia respectfully stood behind Xu Ping after we finished our salute. Jia Xuyao looked a little scared and dared not stand up. However, Zhang Shengyang looked very strange, as if he wanted to speak but stopped. He was extremely distorted as if he was a big girl who wanted to go to the bathroom and didn't dare to speak. Anyone could tell that he was so hard tonight that he must be here without any silver.
Logically speaking, the atmosphere should be particularly depressing. Hei Bai Wuchang whispered, and Xu Ping looked depressed.
However, because the ox head and horse face were swept and the storm of the storm seemed very unserious, the atmosphere was slightly relieved, but Xu Ping couldn't even feel happy.
After hesitating for a long time, Zhang Shengyang finally plucked up the courage and asked softly: My ancestor, I don’t know if there are some life, death, and fate, can you ask the immortals for advice?
You are alive, your kidneys are not weak, your waist is not hurt, and you are afraid that you will die of wind in bed one day?Xu Ping was a little surprised. Zhang Shengyang has always been cautious. It is really strange that he dared to speak at this time. You must know that this depressing atmosphere is too lazy to even speak.
However, it is normal for Zhang Shengyang to speak. The fox's tail should be revealed after being attentive all night. It's almost dawn that day, he will have no chance to speak again.
Zhang Shengyang was teased and didn't even dare to show his bitter smile. He directly ignored Xu Ping's malicious eyes. After clearing his throat, he said with a begging: Ancestor, I'm going to say that my subordinate's family has seventy-year-old mother. Logically speaking, my mother's body has always been healthy and able to eat and drink, but I always felt tired recently and couldn't get up in bed. After seeing this, the doctor said that it was the root of the old disease caused by giving birth in early years. Recently, my mother's appetite has become increasingly weak, and the subordinates have always been worried...
Oh, I can't tell that Zhang Shengyang's cold-blooded and ruthless hawk is still a filial son, but Xu Ping looked at him differently.
Before Xu Ping could speak, a cow head seemed to feel embarrassed to eat and drink for so long, and immediately snorted and said lazily: What a big deal, it can't be considered a secret of heaven. Boy, tell me your mother's birth date and name.
I think it was because of the few people who shared the same hatred and cursed the beasts who were inferior to pigs and dogs in the world. Now, they saw that Zhang Shengyang was a filial person and had such compassion.
Moreover, it is a normal trivial matter to check the death period, and it is not a dereliction of duty. Ma Hou was too lazy to pay attention to it. He smiled and looked at the black and white impermanence that had already been discussing with him. He had a short mouth and had to go back to report the matter. The severity of the attack was really hard to grasp.
I had cursed the injustice of the world for so long before a filial son suddenly appeared, and it was really likeable for me. I wanted to help him on a whim. Zhang Shengyang begged for the right amount.
Zhang Shengyang was immediately overjoyed and opened his mouth to tell me about my mother's birth date, name, character, and even the specific location of my mother's birthplace. He thought he had already been familiar with all this.
This is by no means a temporary plea, because Xu Ping also decided to invite them to serve him temporarily. A son could remember everything about his mother so clearly. This filial piety is indeed pleasing.
The bull's head didn't even pinch his fingers, and the charlatan's trick of cheating did not show off. He closed his eyes and opened it and said directly: Oh, your mother still has about one year of life. If she dies, she will not be able to survive the next Laba.
How could it be that my mother has always been healthy, and it is definitely not a sign of short life without illness or disaster.Zhang Shengyang was suddenly panicked, but when he thought about his suspicious tone, he quickly knelt down and said respectfully: I lost my father since I was young, and it was my mother who was struggling to pull her back with great difficulty. I would like to ask the immortals to give me some advice. There is a way to prolong my mother's life.
Xu Ping was happy to watch the fun. If you calculate the fate specifically, you can find two types of death. It is generally difficult to deal with if you die suddenly, because that is the time stipulated by the underworld. Once it is changed, chaos will occur.
To put it simply, a sudden death cannot be considered a dead end. If you want to intervene, unless it is a great method to change your fate against the will of heaven, ordinary people will not have the ability at all.
Just like the destructive things that Chen Daozi has done and what Xu Ping did this time, even if he succeeds, he will offend the underworld. If he doesn't have the ability, he will not be able to do such a big thing that goes against the will of heaven.
But it is different if you die in your life. As long as your fate is not a sudden death, there are some good ways to prolong your life. The underworld is almost willing to take care of this aspect. To put it bluntly, how long can you live with your ability is your business.
Some people accumulate a lot of merit in their life to prolong their lives, while others live longer because they plant good fruits or have other causal cycles. Even if they are not practicing, they have changed a lot in the destiny of heaven. Strictly speaking, they are an area that the underworld is too lazy to be under the jurisdiction of.
As long as it is not a sudden death, prolonging one's life is not a big deal. The question is whether mortals have the ability. This is another saying.
Well, it’s not difficult. Ask the masters of the world to do some tricks and do more good deeds.The horse face seemed to be moved by this filial piety and said: It is a good thing to extend the destiny of heaven. If the children and grandchildren are full of children and grandchildren, they will enjoy a few more years of blessings and will not care about the underworld. If there is a help from a master, it is not a problem to live a hundred years. The fate of a long-term star can be regarded as a blessing. If your mother really has that longevity, it is also a blessing.
I also ask the immortals to point out that I only want to be filial.Zhang Shengyang immediately knelt three times and kowtowed nine times, extremely pious, obviously in his heart, the life of his mother was particularly important.
This is not difficult. After we go back, we can move our hands and feet to make her death more likely to change!Niu Tou hummed a few times with a look of shining look and said: Although it was not your request tonight, you have worked hard after working hard for so long. You can do such a small matter for you. As for the masters in the world, you can find a way to do it yourself.
As for the master who helps you in the world, it is far away from the sky and close to you.Ma Ming smiled and looked at Xu Ping with some slightest hint.
Damn, I can't protect myself when I cross the river, so how can I do that in this way, I can't do that bravely.
Xu Ping cursed silently in his heart. It’s useless to deal with it now. If I can’t get through this disaster, I wouldn’t have time to help others.
Zhang Shengyang was stunned when he heard this. After looking up at Xu Ping, he looked frightened. Now he was respectful and afraid of Xu Ping.
By the way, he was already grateful that the old monster didn't ask him for trouble when he was so successful. He didn't dare to hope that the old monster would help him. But I just thought that there were only a few so-called masters in this world. There were probably no other places to find except for places like Guantian Palace. After being chased by the Imperial Guard and Guantian Palace, there were even fewer people who knew the yin and yang magic.
There may be masters who cannot be found in the world, but when it comes to these mysterious magical techniques, who is as proficient as the old monster? If he is not a master, others will probably be considered useless people.
Why, you boy dare to instruct me?Xu Ping smiled sarcastically. In fact, he was in a good mood. As long as this level could pass, it didn't matter if he gave him a favor. Anyway, Zhang Shengyang is good to use it for errands, and it's also a good thing to accumulate good deeds. Why not do it?
Zhang Shengyang didn't know that Xu Ping was deliberately teasing him, so he was so scared that his face was as white as paper. He hurriedly kowtowed and said in fear: No, no, no, even if I have such a great courage, I would not dare to have such inappropriate thoughts!
Zhang Shengyang was really afraid of this old monster from the bottom of his heart, but he gritted his teeth in panic, because he knew more than anyone else that there were not many people in the world who knew this well, and the old monsters in front of him were definitely one of the best.
Then don’t you want your mother to live for a long time?Xu Ping said jokingly, deliberately pretending to be unhappy.
Jia Xuyao next to him saw the clues. After all, he had a lot of contact with Xu Ping and knew that although the old monster was very cunning, he was not a villain. His attitude showed that the old monster was willing to help him with the beauty of adulthood.
As a Son of Man, filial piety is the way of heaven. The Holy Yang begs the ancestors to take action!Even though Zhang Shengyang was afraid, he finally begged tremblingly. It can be seen that in his heart, the status of his old mother is more important than his life. Even if he offended the old monster for his mother, there was no way.
Boy, it’s right to do more merits. These two people have the ability to run errands today. Let’s go back and make trouble for them while Mr. Niu is in a good mood.The cow head was full and said lazily: It was too obvious, so the elderly in their family died in vain.
Xu Ping rolled his eyes. This was obviously a love affair. If you talk, I have to work hard to figure out what happened.
It’s okay to forget it in normal times. Now, the underworld has taken care of errands before it even came down. It’s too much!
Thank you, Fairy!When they heard that such a good thing happened to run, Jia Xuyao quickly knelt down and thanked him. Life is inevitable in life, the process of birth, old age, sickness and death, and the most perfect ending is to end without success. At this point, they naturally understand that this way of death can almost be said to be the highest level. This ending is indeed a kind of grace, and it is a grace that cannot be granted by any right in the world. It is impossible to buy any gold, silver and treasures.
At this time, Heibai Wuchang had already finished discussing and walked over with a dark face.
I wanted to be more serious, but Xu Ping smiled at them, but Bai Wuchang couldn't be serious and glared fiercely and said: "You little brat, don't talk about our underworld bullying others with power. Now we will give you a chance. Whatever the outcome depends on your own ability."
Jia and Zhang were confused and curious, but they kept kneeling down and not daring to lift up. In fact, they felt very uncomfortable now.
After all, these four are all powerful men in the underworld. The coldness of the body is extremely strong, even if it is restrained in the world, it is extremely skeleton. I think most people can't bear the chilling creepy.
The power of the earth grade seems to be very powerful in the human world, but in front of the old monster it is as small as an ant. Now in front of the underworld, they feel that this level of cultivation is simply embarrassing. Even life is so fragile, so fragile that they know that they don’t even have the right to dominate.
Speaking!Xu Ping understood that it was just a formality, so he was not nervous at all.
The Yin Si is also very curious about your strength. After all, you are a earth immortal who still remains in the world and cannot ascend, so you can make an exception and give you a chance.After Bai Wuchang coughed, he said: It’s still half a stick of incense sticks. Now you can pick one of us one by one. What you beat me depends on your ability. As soon as the sky dawns, the underworld will no longer pursue this matter.
Of course, the premise is that you have to get over it!Bai Wuchang looked helpless and looked at Xu Ping with apologetic attitude.
Xu Ping was stunned. Why did you think of such a good idea? Then, will you fool yourself into passing the test after playing with fancy moves?
As if seeing through Xu Ping's thoughts, Hei Wuchang immediately shook his head: The Ghost Emperor is very interested in your strength, so we will not show mercy no matter who you choose. Although we do not show our true identity in the world, our strength is not something that you, a small earth immortal, can underestimate.
The Ghost Emperor was paying attention to it, and it was certain that the scene of eating, drinking and having fun could not escape the eyes of others. However, the other end of the underworld had no objection and thought that although what Xu Ping did offends the underworld, it was a merit to avoid the devastation of the world's creatures. Of course, the punishment for mercy is still necessary, otherwise how could the underworld obey the dignity?
When Xu Ping heard this, he felt cold sweat flowing. He thought that everyone who calls him brothers could be able to hide the truth smoothly. Unexpectedly, the Ghost Emperor was still paying attention to the trend of the matter. How could I have such a blessing? Has it been too peaceful for a long time, and the Ghost Emperors were also idle, so I wanted to have some fun on me.
When they heard the words of Hei Bai Wuchang, they looked at their slightly panic-like helplessness. They dared not hold the wine jar and drink it. They immediately stood up and looked fair and honest. Their face turned gloomy and solemn, and they could not see the vulgar and dirty feeling when they smiled before.
Hei and White Impermanence also looked awe-in-law in an instant, obviously it was no longer a joke now. Although he was polite to the outside world under the surveillance of the Ghost Emperor, it was impossible to get away with it.
You two, go back to the mountain to wait first.Xu Ping did not dare to smile. This level of struggle is not a joke. Once a mortal is implicated, it would be fine if he dies without a complete body. What he fears most is the fate of being scattered.
Jia and Zhang immediately did not dare to show their anger. They knocked behind their backs and hurriedly ran down the mountain. Their appearance seemed panicked. When they walked, their legs were weak and they would almost be unable to stand firm if they were not supported by each other.
What happened this night was so scheming. An old monster as powerful as a god and Buddha had already shocked and frightened them. He actually drank wine for a night with the legendary bull head and horse face, Hei and Bai Wuchang, who was called brother and brother. No one believed such a thing.
Although they didn't know what was going on, they were instantly frightened when they heard that Xu Ping had to choose someone to fight alone.
You should know that there are people who disrespect gods, but some extremely vicious people are guilty of being afraid of ghosts or the so-called karma. Tonight, witnessing the underworld is a great stimulation for them, and this sudden change is so shocking that they can't even say anything.
No matter whether they are evil or good, they are afraid of a cycle of cause and effect. Jia and Zhang were filled with blood and were even more frightened in front of the people coming to the underworld. What made them feel most uneasy now is how powerful the old monster is, and how strong he is to fight against the people in the underworld?
When they went down the mountain with a terrifying face, the two of them were already pale and mixed up with cold sweat. However, they still calmed down and drove away everyone at the foot of the mountain to avoid being peeped at this shocking scene. They also knew that this must be a secret that was rotten in their stomachs, and they became more respectful and afraid of the old monster who was already unpredictable.
Before I knew it, the back mountain was already covered by black mist, and the gloomy area was like the underworld, exuding a terrifying aura that no one could approach.
There was no sound of the earth shaking, nor any sound of overwhelming sky and cracking like the sky. Until the sky was exposed during the day, it was so calm that people could not feel the breath that life should have.
Is the process so calm?
When the fish belly was completely white that day, the black fog was gradually driven away by the sun. When Xu Ping's voice transmission sounded for thousands of miles, they came to their senses and quickly ran up the mountain with fear.
What is terrifying is that after the black fog dissipates, you can clearly see that half of the mountain on the back mountain of the palace is gone. The original pavilion, stone path and other things are almost gone to ashes and can't find any trace of existence. The flying sand and stones are still permeating and have not yet landed.
Such terrifying destructive power made them feel cold sweat.
The destructive power is so amazing. If it weren't for the strange black fog, wouldn't the entire palace be razed to the ground?
The fog raised by the sand and dust had not yet dissipated, and in the center, a twisted person could be vaguely seen lying on the ground, gritting his teeth and making a hateful sound: The turtle lamb... I really tried to kill him...
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