Chapter 3

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Master Wheeler, wearing a pink sofa set, put his hands together and declared the Buddha's name: I actually have a causal dispute with the female Bodhisattva. I thought that the female Bodhisattva was rescued in the previous life and advised the female Bodhisattva to turn back as soon as possible. As a result, the female Bodhisattva was still astrayed. Therefore, today in this life, I will enlighten the female Bodhisattva again, hoping that the female Bodhisattva would escape from the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible...

After a fool, Master Wheeler sang a passage of the Diamond Sutra loudly. I don’t know if it was a true fool or a mocking the fat woman’s anus like a golden anus. After replenishing herself, she finally recovered her vitality. Anyway, Master Wheeler did this wishfully to be considered a salvation.

Although the fat woman is in her thirties, the old saying goes, she is like a wolf like a wolf forty and a tiger like a tiger, and a tiger with fifty years of sitting on the ground and can absorb soil. This was refined and developed by Master Wheeler. Especially after tasting the sweetness, she saw Master Wheeler with red lips and white teeth, bald head, and wearing a pink cassock. All she had in her mind was the sound: Brother Jade Emperor...

After seeing the fat woman's naked eyes, Master Wheeler finally let go of his heart. He said that he had been thorny along the way. First, General Han Shizhong found himself and asked him to persuade General Yue Feiyue. After all, he was a monk who was so successful by relying on his eloquence. General Han and Old General Zongze did not agree with General Yue Feiyue's suggestions.

Especially General Yue Feiyue, after the Southern Song Dynasty, he fought with the Jurchens several times, and then sighed that the Jurchens were not satisfied with the combat effectiveness of ten thousand. Therefore, General Yue Feiyue suggested to fight to the end, and first forced Emperor Gaozong Zhao Gou to establish the prince. In this way, even if he was really defeated, he could still leave the blood of the Zhao family. At worst, he would go into exile overseas and establish a small court in an attempt to restore it.

Then gather the national forces and push them to the northeast, use superior forces and push them over without any strategy, and finally, the two emperors who went straight to Huanglong Mansion to welcome back

General Han Shizhong, General Han and Old General Zong Ze felt that General Yue Feiyue’s method was like a gambler who lost his eyes. If he fought hard like this, he would be almost a life-threatening death if he fought hard.

And I was the lobbyist who was responsible for persuading General Yue Feiyue. On that stormy winter night, I talked with General Yue Feiyue all night with candles until the sky was bright, and I could not convince General Yue Feiyue. In the end, I could only ask General Yue Feiyue to agree to myself that if I went to the Northeast alone and rescued the two emperors, I would become the national teacher in the future. My newly established sect that had not yet been named yet would become the national sect.

So on that stormy and cold morning, I wore a straw raincoat and a pair of straw sandals and bamboo sticks with straw sandals left Jiangnan with lighter than horses, and walked towards the Huanglong Mansion that General Yue was muttering in his dreams.

I took the wrong path along the way several times, and finally arrived at Huanglong Mansion after a year of hardships after a lot of hardships.

But General Yue Feiyue is a fool!

Huanglong Mansion is hundreds of miles away from Jinshangjing Huining Mansion!

This mountain is high and the water is long, and the autumn water is long. If we really gather the superior forces of the country to Huanglong Mansion, facing a place where spits can instantly freeze, all the troops in the country will be frozen to death.

(Cotton was still a flower in the Tang and Song dynasties. It was not until the late Ming and early Qing dynasties that cotton was popularized as cold-proof clothing. There is no need to mention the war in the late Ming and no one went to plant it. That is, it was only when the early Qing dynasties that began to be popularized for planting and use. Those who don’t believe in San Ge can wear silk Hanfu in winter and try it in Northeast China without any warm clothing)

Then he took another month or two to arrive at Huining Mansion in Jinshangjing, and was able to rest for a month. Fortunately, when he was in Huining Mansion in Jinshangjing, he learned that Taoist Master Xiao Baozhen was a royal enthronement and went to Huining Mansion in Jinshangjing. The Jin Dynasty Emperor Wanyan Hela enthroned Taoist Master Xiao Baozhen to practice in Yuquan Mountain. Taoist Master Xiao Baozhen did not disappoint everyone's expectations. He accidentally refined distilled wine while refining the alchemy and dedicated it to the Jin Dynasty Emperor Wanyan Hela.

Originally, the northeast was a high-altitude area, and the Jurchens were addicted to alcohol. The distilled wine was even more pure. The Emperor Wanyan Hela of the Jin Kingdom was like a treasure. He started drinking all day long at the small wine table

And during this period, I was favored by Master Xiao Baozhen and Xiao. After some discussion, the Taoist mental method of transforming one Qi into three purities was taught to me with all my heart.

After obtaining the mental method of transforming one Qi into the Three Pure One, I integrated it at that time. After all, the one Qi into the Three Pure One Qi into the Three Pure One, which refines essence into qi, refines qi into the spirit, and practices the spirit and returns to the emptiness, combined with the Tantric Buddhism's Joy Zen method, can almost be said to be a seamless and seamless increase in the power. Compared with the Shaolin Iron Crotch Practice that took several months to refine after refining and replenishing it...

The past is gone. After taking back the mantra of the fat woman, the fat woman changed her clothes shyly and began to clean up the filth he had been raped at the door. After cleaning up, the room was still filled with the smell of the stinky smell of the stool that had been deposited over the years. She sprayed a bottle of air freshener to barely cover it.

Looking at the Wheeler sitting cross-legged on the kang, with red lips and white teeth, he looked very much like the young and handsome guys in the video, and there was an indescribable sense of vicissitudes in the eyes of Master Wheeler. At this time, the fat woman remembered that she was moistened by the intestines and moistened her bowel movements, and finally couldn't help asking: Master, where are you from?

When Master Wheeler heard this, he knew that the fat woman was in the trance, so he suddenly turned his mind and finally decided to cooperate half-true and half-falsely, saying: I am from Lin'an Mansion. I was originally from Jin Kingdom to preach, but I met a tiger in the mountain and almost died here. But I was rushing to the belief of Tathagata to cut flesh and feed the eagle, I wanted to save the tiger in the mountain... And you are the reincarnation of the tiger in the mountain...

The fat woman couldn't help but blush. The master was so awesome. She had been a tiger in her previous life. The master pressed the tiger and fucked her butt. The tiger's butt couldn't be touched, but Master Wheeler dared to fuck the tiger's butt...

(She thought the master's practice was a means of fucking his butt)

There was a hint of embarrassment in the room. Master Wheeler pondered for a while and decided to talk about it. He saw that it had been hundreds of years or nearly a thousand years before he asked again: When is it now? Which court is it? Who is the emperor?

The fat woman didn't know what to explain, so she said with a clue: Master, wait first, I don't understand history, but my daughter's previous textbooks were all at home, so I'll look for you... After that, she started rummaging through the boxes and starting to search, and found the history textbooks that my daughter had gone to school and a Xinhua dictionary.

After opening the history textbook, Master Wheeler was stunned. The book was all opposite, from left to right, while the previous books were from top to bottom, from right to left.

Moreover, the fonts are simplified in a very different way. Many of them are written in running scripts. Fortunately, I am from the Song Dynasty. Whether Emperor Hui and Qin Emperors or Emperor Gaozong Zhao Gou were experts in writing, and my calligraphy is still acceptable, so it is not difficult to recognize words.

So when Master Wheeler opened his history textbook, he was full of glaring. What about the people in Lantian, people from the top cave, people evolved from monkeys, and various materialistic arguments that impacted Master Wheeler's spiritual beliefs, but they also came up with various tangible evidence...

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, I have been living in the fat woman's house for a month. I have to sigh at the development after a thousand years. Even my calm mind as water has been shaken from the foundation. Even the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss mentioned in Buddhism is just like this!

With bright light bulbs, you can choose to drive or share bicycles when you go out, and there are also electric donkeys at the fat woman's home

At home, there are color TV, refrigerators and washing machines. Not only can you eat enough, but you can even throw away what you can't eat.

Especially the cooking is simply because the Song Dynasty has not yet appeared, and in this era, it can be fried and fried. Especially if the fat woman's cooking skills were in the Song Dynasty, she would definitely be kidnapped by the Jurchens and treated as the royal chef.

During this month, Master Wheeler also learned about online shopping, especially the fat woman who bought several robes online in different ways and clothes she changed on weekdays. She treated herself with tenderness. During this period, Master Wheeler also helped the fat woman laxative and moisten her intestines, causing the fat woman to lose nearly 50 kilograms in one month.

After this month of nourishment, Master Wheeler has obviously recovered a lot, especially Shaolin iron crotch skills have almost returned to its peak, and he can make the fat woman cry and cry for her parents almost every night. However, the spiritual energy may be thin and the air pollution is severe, but the Kung Fu practiced by Thirteen Taibao only recovered to about 30%

In one month, the fat woman fell from 240 kilograms to 190 kilograms, which was nearly 1.8 meters tall. Although the fat woman was still outside of aesthetics, she could barely see it. Moreover, the fat woman had a pretty face and her facial features were not very ugly. It was because she was fat, and her facial features were piled up together, which made her look hateful.

That night, after finally the rain stopped, Master Wheeler, who drew out a five-inch round gun, sat cross-legged on the kang, working hard to refine essence into qi, but the fat woman said: Master, it's summer vacation soon, my daughter will come here to live tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. After my father and I divorced, the house on the Fifth Ring Road in Beijing was given to her father, and her daughter will also belong to her father...

Before the fat woman could finish her talk, Master Wheeler forced herself to finish her work: It's okay, if you have something to say, what do you need to do?

The fat woman then smiled and said: The main reason is that I can't explain to my daughter who you are and why I live here, so I beg the master to say that I was practicing Buddhism and went to this remote and secluded place to rent a house in my house, so that my daughter and I can explain it to you.

After this period of subtle influence, Master Wheeler has gradually begun to brainwash fat women under the pretext of preaching. Fortunately, the actual efficacy is there. Even if high-tech ones are apart from liposuction, it is difficult for anyone to have such a good weight loss effect. They lose 50 kilograms in a month, and there is no skin or pregnancy marks. It is like a fat woman who should take 190 kilograms for granted.

So the fat woman believed in Master Wheeler's teachings, but women are selfish and like to enjoy good things. Her daughter is young and she is sixteen or seventeen years old, and she is as old as a flower.

It can even be said to be the most beautiful age in life, and the daughter obviously inherited all the advantages of her and her ex-husband. She is now so beautiful that she is not decent. What should I do if the master covets her daughter?

But I can't live without the master. Although I lost about fifty pounds, I was still very far from the 120 pounds of a normal beauty. So the fat woman was very confused at this time and came up with such a way of best of both worlds. This may not be guaranteed.

Fortunately, Master Wheeler didn't care. In this month, with his talent, Master Wheeler has almost finished studying all the textbooks from elementary school to junior high school. In addition to having some resentment towards modern people's prodigal practice of putting water into the pool while opening the gate to drain water, he can be said to be proficient

Especially after getting in touch with the physics and chemistry of junior high school, he directly pushed open the door to Master Wheeler's spirit. It turns out that modern people used numbers to deduce the essence of all things in the world, and even the periodic table of elements directly pushed their own practice to a higher level. Many things that were previously understood by relying on their talents were wrong, which also led to their detours, especially after practicing the qi.

Moreover, I learned from the books of physiology courses and argued all of these. So in the past two days, Master Wheeler was tinkering with the fat woman's ex-husband's old computer, learning computers and surfing the Internet, hoping to get more fulfilling data and materials. Then, based on the arguments of modern people's materialism, combined with his own Buddhist theology and practices, he created a new sect above the new sect and became the only true god in this world.

After the fat woman packed up the diaper mattress under her butt, she drew the diaper mattress stained with Master Wheeler's semen, her own squirting and the oil flowing out of her anus, the fat woman still lay on her side and watched Master Wheeler meditate and sleep, saying nothing all night...

The next morning, the fat woman went out to pick up the station, leaving Master Wheeler alone at home.

Fortunately, Master Wheeler had already fasted. At this time, he was listening to the Buddhist songs from the fat woman's old mobile phone and sitting cross-legged on the kang to refine and consolidate her own cultivation, but the door of the courtyard opened.

Master Wheeler, who thought he would take his daughter home, didn't care. For more than a month, he had to understand the knowledge of this era before leaving the house, so he had no intention of seeing the bright world of this colorful world. Moreover, after experiencing the years from Lin'an Mansion to Jinshangjing Huining Mansion, and after a thousand years of sleep, Master Wheeler was already lacking. If it weren't for the support of spreading the obsession of the new sect, Master Wheeler would not have had any impulse to this strange world.

But the one who entered the yard was not a fat woman, but a slightly fat girl of sixteen or seventeen years old. She walked on flip flops from the entrance, with snow-white feet on top, with snow-white thighs on top, half of the butt on top, with snow-white waist on top, and a belly button on top, and a half-sleeved T-shirt on top, and the chest was also developed on top, but that face amazed Master Wheeler.

If this woman was in the Song Dynasty, no matter which brothel is in charge, Master Wheeler, who swallowed a mouthful, was a little excited. But since she was the daughter of a fat woman, Master Wheeler was still weighing the pros and cons of how this girl missed the fat woman perfectly in modern times with such advanced technology?

In fact, this can only be blamed by Master Wheeler herself. After about a month of nourishment, the fat woman was not only radiant, but also lost about fifty kilograms. She completely changed her appearance from the past. The station was crowded. It was understandable that the girl didn't notice her mother.

Moreover, the girl's phone is out of power at this time. There is nothing to entertain when traveling for long distances except playing with mobile phones, so both the phone and the power bank are empty.

Fortunately, the long-distance bus station was not far from home, so the girl who was dragging her suitcase hiked for less than one kilometer and went home first...

(The main reason is that the mobile phone has no power, there is no cash on it, and there is no way to pay for the mobile phone, and you call me an e-donkey)

After dragging his suitcase into the house, he happened to see Master Wheeler sitting on his parents' kang in a cassock. Thinking about his parents' divorce, he suddenly became a single-parent family. He was also ridiculed as fat in a boarding school in Beijing. There was a wild monk at home. The fatigue of the long journey and these formed a fire of namelessness. Naturally, he asked in a bad tone: Who are you? Why are you in my house?

Seeing the girl in front of me ask questions, especially this tone, Master Wheeler could only reply with a little Jiangsu and Zhejiang accent: Amitabha Buddha, the Dharma name of Wheeler...

But the girl shouted as if she had taken a gun and medicine: I care what your magic number is! This is my house, get out of my house... As she said that, she put down her suitcase and was about to go forward to tear up Master Wheeler

Master Wheeler sighed. It seemed that the first meeting was quite unpleasant, but since he came, he would be content with him. He was just a little girl. Not to mention her, even if her mother had a big body, she was also subdued. Now she was so arrogant that she wanted to lick her toes every day.

So Master Wheeler stared at the girl's eyes with wide eyes, and the word "Ding" blurted out from the mouth of the detention spell, and the girl was fixed in place, and Master Wheeler also got off the kang and walked to the girl's face, looking up and down at the girl's baby.

Especially the girl who is half a head taller than herself, alas!

I don’t know how modern people grow up, are they all so tall?

He hugged the girl's waist and put her on the kang. A faint fragrance of virginity floated over. Master Wheeler was a little intoxicated and couldn't help but pinch the girl's developing breasts. The hand felt tight and elastic, much better than her mother's loose and drooping breasts. His skin was also tender and tender. Did he pick her now?

But now that she has picked her words, how will her mother explain herself when she comes back later?

Should she wait for her mother to come back and then she will preach some tricks to the mother and mother in the past few days?

Then pick her again?