When I came to the study room, I checked the location of the last pack of medicine powder left by Miss Yingwan. I found that it had never been moved. I felt very pleased and said that they were all loyal. Just as I was about to read the secret book again, the laughter of the beauty came from outside the door. Although the door was not covered, they still knew the politeness of knocking on the door. After coming in, they thanked me for giving the spa device. They also told me that the beautician and Caitlin had left and went downstairs to have dinner in ten minutes.
Love beauty is a woman's nature. This sentence is indeed correct, and it is fulfilled by the beauties in front of her. After they finished speaking, they hurriedly left the study room. They probably went to the bathroom to study the spa device, leaving only Zishuang.
I asked Zishuang curiously: Why are you not in the bathroom to join in the fun?
Zishuang smiled bitterly: Let Sister Qi and the others try this advanced projection spa device first. I don’t dare to do anything randomly. If I accidentally break it, they will definitely dismember me. It’s better to touch it less.
I smiled and said: Oh? It seems that you, the noble main room, cannot get the privileges that the main room should enjoy...
Zishuang said awkwardly: Don't do this, by the way, I want to remind you something. I just saw you and Caitlin's close-fitting scene. I made this statement first. I was not deliberately peeping at you, but just happened to meet you. I will not restrict your freedom to make friends of the opposite sex. I just hope you can pay more attention to the environment. It's not that you are lucky to meet me every time. Zhang Min's hot temper is not unaware of it. She is extremely sensitive to such incidents. I don't want to affect the warm atmosphere at home for women, and I don't want other sisters to be hurt...
Zishuang's kind reminder contains countless grievances. Even as a woman, she is losing face and dignity for women. But I cannot apologize for this, nor can I make any promises, because women are born with bad habits of being more aggressive. Even if they don't have them today, it does not mean that they will not be tomorrow.
I deliberately looked displeased and took out a book explaining Buddhist principles and handed it to Zishuang: You handled it well this time. There are not many mature women in the world. Zhang Min's temper needs to be changed. If you have the opportunity, tell her that forgiveness is the greatest donation. This book is used to show her or them. It is very helpful for inner cultivation...
Zishuang took my book, and a helpless expression appeared on her face and said: Also, I hope you care and love Tingting more, she still needs your support and care.
After thinking about it, I felt that women are always women, and it is inevitable that they would want to be praised by the men around me. So I said: Tingting is not as strong as an ordinary woman. Her character and courage are stronger than me. This is very similar to you and me. Because of this, your relationship with her is the best, but remember that you have a noble status in the Shao family, so you should not be biased because of this. But I know you will not. After all, you are the same as me, with supreme wisdom and judgment ability, and will never trouble yourself when dealing with things. Just like I am the same as Tingting's emotional events, do you understand?
Zishuang lowered her head as if she was pondering what I said just now, and did not give me a positive response. She just glanced at the head and saw this situation, so she would not miss the opportunity to raise her identity. So she thrust while the iron was hot and said: Zishuang, if there was nothing else, you should go out first. I will come down when I was eating. If I didn’t see me, then you don’t have to wait for me, let alone come and call me out...
After Zishuang nodded and left the room, I felt relieved and kept blaming myself for being too careless. She actually let Zishuang see the scene between me and Caitlin. Fortunately, she saw it. If Zhang Min or Fang Qi were replaced, it would be impossible to pass it in a few words. However, Zishuang's words reminded me of something, so she found Yang Baojin's manager's phone number and informed him to prepare a diamond ring that was exactly the same as last time and a diamond necklace for me.
After notifying Yang Baojin's manager, he guessed that he would definitely notify the boss's wife Yang Baojin, and that my appointment with her would naturally be ahead of time. As for facing this very cunning woman, I had to make a good strategy to prevent myself from falling into her trap again, especially her kind of personality that is in the hands of the book of victory and disregarding people's face, and she is even more disgusted.
Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, Qiaolian has made a rich lunch. Although everyone is not sleepy enough and is itchy about the new things in the bathroom, they are all excited about going out for a tour with the excitement of the boss lady and eating with relish.
Fangqi said after dinner: Longsheng, I can’t stay in the funeral home for too long because I had an appointment with Lawyer Bao and the Law Office’s specialist for dinner in the evening, so I had to rush back to the law firm before six o’clock to prepare some information.
I said to Fangqi: Well, by the way, I notify Lawyer Bao to go to the funeral home together. He should show up, but you have to be careful of your health and don’t be tired. Oh! Don’t forget to notify your father and Sir Deng!
Qiaolian smiled and said: Don't worry, your son becomes the boss, how can your father not be present? I have informed him and Sir Deng.
I asked Qiaolian nervously: Did my father agree to attend?
Qiao Lian asked me curiously: How could you think your father would not attend?
I said: The old man is always very taboo about dead people, it is unlucky...
The teacher's wife said: Fool! Your son is accomplishing a great cause. It is too late to be happy as a father. How can you avoid these trivial things? On the contrary, if you don't invite him to attend, he will be unhappy. You will know when you become a father in the future.
I picked the showman's wife and said: Yuling, please give me one so that I can feel the feeling of being a father...
The teacher's wife blushed and smiled shyly and said: Go...you ask them to give birth to you first...
Qiaolian smiled and said: I think Zishuang should be the first to give birth to a dragon, because I have heard that women who have squirting have strong fertility. It is common for them to hold two or four in three years.
Zishuang said in surprise: Qiaojie, no, Longsheng is in a troublesome situation now. If I am really pregnant, how can I help him? I don’t want to get pregnant, nor can I get pregnant...
Fangqi teased Zishuang and said: Zishuang, helping Longsheng pass on the family line to do things, and it is an extremely important thing for the Shao family. You must do it, and you have to do more and do your best to do it... Haha!
Amid Fangqi's laughter, she reminded me that I had something to do tonight, and it was an appointment by Yang Baojin. I originally wanted to tell them about this, but after thinking about it carefully, I felt that it was very inappropriate. After all, a woman knew that her husband was going to date another woman privately, which was even more severe than prenatal depression. In the end, she decided to kill first and then play or not to avoid any trouble. There was no need to cause trouble for herself, but the golden tricks to escape were always there...
I thought for a while and said: Okay, let's get back to the point. Since Fangqi had an appointment for dinner in the evening, let's set off in three cars. Anyway, I think Zishuang will bring Tingting and Zhang Min to familiarize herself with the working environment tonight, and help me pay attention to any suspicious characters. Zhang Min should pay more attention to the situation outside. Try to instruct your father's subordinates not to over-harm the guests who came to mourn the mourning wife and Qiao Lian took a taxi home or took a father's car back. I'm sorry I can't pick it up because I want to go to Longyuan Mountain to take a look...
Fangqi immediately asked me: Isn't it dangerous?
I sent a peace of mind to Fangqi: I am just watching the stars at night. Even if there is something wrong, I will hide my whereabouts. In short, if the mystery of Lai Buyi is revealed, I will never cause trouble. Don't worry! In addition, don't use the phone ringtone to harass my thoughts, and I will report peace to my family.
Fangqi said: Well, then you should be more careful...
Finally, after dinner, everyone went upstairs to change their clothes to prepare to go to the funeral home. Fang Qi and the others were all very self-disciplined. They didn't dress up specifically, and only chose a more heavy skirt. At the same time, they also prepared a gray suit for me. Interestingly, they wore red underwear inside, and I was of course no exception. As for Tingting and Zhang Min, they wore trousers under Zishuang's instructions; they were naturally the happiest.
After everyone prepared everything, they were happy, talking and laughing, gathered next to the stone chairs in the garden. It was not until the cautious housekeeper Qiaolian locked the door that we boarded the three cars and set off for the funeral home. It was ironic that I believe that no family in the world would happily go to the funeral home, but now we are very excited...
Suddenly, Fangqi's car accelerated over my car, and the sign light was on to ask me to park next to the road. I naturally followed and stopped. It turned out that the purpose of her parking was to go to the flower shop, and she must have presented flowers to several relatives and friends who were sleeping in the funeral home. However, the feng shui of this flower shop is quite good, and she can always recruit passing Fangqi into the store.
Sitting in the car waiting for Fangqi, I looked at the arrangement of three cars, thinking about the beauty who got into the car separately, and felt that she had become three small circles, Zi Shuang, Zhang Min, Tingting and her gang, Fangqi and her master's wife, Qiao Lian and Jingyi. I really don't know whether it is a good or a bad thing?
Whenever the family mobilized and showed up, Qiao Lian didn’t have a chance to sit next to me, the driver. On the way to the funeral home, she finally occupied the space in the car and really enjoyed the two-person world with me. Unfortunately, she didn’t know how to cherish this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. She only knew how to keep talking to her father on the phone and where to arrange for her arrangement. She couldn’t help but ask herself, when will she know how to think about herself?
Fangqi walked out of the flower shop with a bouquet of white roses and white lotus, and then continued to set out to the funeral home. When she walked less than a minute, she found a small red car parked on the roadside. This was the second time this style of car happened today. The number of the license plate also told me. Caitlin and beautician Zhang Xiumèi must have sat in the open-air teahouse next to her. As a result of slowing down the speed, it is not difficult to find that Kai and Zhang did indeed appear in the window beside Qiaolian.
I said to myself: What will they talk about?
Qiaolian asked me: Longsheng, who are you referring to?
I immediately replied: No! I just want to meet the employees later, I'm not asking you...
Finally arrived at the intersection of the funeral home. My father and Sir Deng’s car arrived earlier than us. In addition to Yali, there was also Lawyer Bao in the car. It seems that the two apprentices have a good relationship. My master naturally took the lead in driving towards the funeral home. Unfortunately, the car had not yet officially entered the funeral home, and had been intercepted by countless people in front of the car and pestered us to buy flower cards. It was no different from asking for money to buy a road. It was a good society with a rule of law.
Suddenly, Zishuang's car rushed to my car and made a loud beep...beep... crowing sound, and Zhang Min stretched out his hand outside the window and raised his middle finger. One of the people surrounding the car immediately signaled everyone to scatter. In an instant, everyone's mess was flew away and retreated, and finally gave me a smooth road.
Qiao Lian said with a wry smile: Longsheng, the security guard Zhang you hired is really good. A single finger solved the problem. However, the style of blocking the road should not be long. After all, it is quite troublesome for those orphans, widows or poor people!
I sighed and said: Alas! This is the law of nature. If there are corpses, there will be corpses. What you just saw is just small corpses outside the corpses. Those who are chewing on the corpses are big corpses. Some of them not only know magic, but also know how to read Feng Shui...
Qiao Lian thought about it and said in surprise: Oh! You are talking about... yourself! Haha!
I said helplessly: Maybe... maybe... yes...
The little corpse worm that was blocking the road finally came to the place where the big corpse worms gathered. The master's wife said it was right. The funeral home was really leisurely during this period. The funeral home had left. The new miser was busy wearing filial piety and learning etiquette. Just as we were about to enter, a light silver-white five-door new Binzhi RV parked next to the gate.
Fangqi whispered beside me: Longsheng, can’t he be Mrs. Wuchang?
I shrugged and replied to Fangqi: I don’t think it was Mrs. Wuchang, maybe she was a big client of the funeral home tonight…
After getting off the car, the driver of the silver-white Binzhi opened the car door for the owner, and a woman about fifty-year-old walked out. Although she was sitting in a expensive RV, her clothes were unexpected. She had three-fold trousers with cheap slippers and a simple short-sleeved top. She had no brand-name handpieces on her body. She walked into the funeral home with a high look. When the staff inside saw her, they bowed to donate. Her identity was definitely not simple.
Sir Deng asked me curiously: Master, who is this old woman? It seems to be more exaggerated than your boss...
Lawyer Bao rushed to answer: Senior brother, I think that old woman was the boss of this funeral home, or the family of her mother, or the second largest shareholder here.
Fangqi sarcastically said: Two enthusiastic apprentices, you will be more clear when Yuling finishes her phone call. If it is convenient, you might as well tell the boss you mentioned just now. I think he will be very grateful to you.
Sir Deng and Lawyer Bao opened their mouths but were speechless. The father said: It’s no wonder, what’s the point of discussing this? There are several employees of my TV station. During festive festivals, there are more than tens of millions of private hand jewelry on them, and more than 100 million yuan of them are common. Could it be that they are all my wife or my mother?
I thought about it and said: After hearing what my father said, I should know the identity of the old woman. She is the chief makeup artist of the dead.
Zhang Min couldn't help laughing and said: Are there any chiefs who wear makeup? Haha!
After Yuling finished speaking, Zhang Min couldn't wait to ask her about the identity of the old woman. She told us: Long Sheng was right. The old woman was called Aunt Sun, the chief makeup artist of the funeral home. She was very fierce and often relied on her seniority. If she saw her not bowing, she would scold her. So when her colleagues saw her, they would retreat and call her "Sun Buer" behind her back because she only recognized the first place.
Zhang Min said very dissatisfiedly: I, Zhang Min, have never seen a villain before. Let’s see how I deal with this old ugly woman, hum!
I immediately said to Zhang Min seriously: Zhang Min, you can offend anyone here, but you must not offend Aunt Sun. If you make her angry, then all the makeup artists will follow you together, because the makeup artists in each funeral home are from the same sect, so you must not make a fuss. If you make her angry, don't blame me for pushing you in and putting on the dead
Zhang Min said dissatisfiedly: Just put on makeup, what’s there to be afraid of? Humph!
My father complained: Don’t stand at the door all the time, should we go in or leave?
The teacher's wife immediately comforted her father and said: Of course, when I went in, the phone call just now was to arrange for employees to meet us on the rooftop. Please...
My father got angry, not a joke. The so-called old horse is very popular. In the end, everyone could only follow him obediently and dare not say a word. Even if Zhang Min made a face, everyone dared not laugh. However, in the short conversation, I noticed a strange thing. Why does an elderly woman always seem particularly irritable and impatient whenever her father's temper appears? It's really incomprehensible.
The teacher's wife asked us to take the elevator today without climbing the stairs. In a blink of an eye, she came to the door of the office building. She took us to visit for a while and assigned the office to us. My office is naturally the one that Mr. Lin used to have, and it was also decorated with some surface decoration inside. She and Fangqi shared the same room, Zishuang, Tingting and Zhang Min, and they also shared the same room, but in the shared office, there are personal tables and partitions to set up private spaces.
Zhang Min sighed and said: Alas! I didn’t expect that I, Zhang Min, would sit in the office for a day, and I didn’t expect that my first job would be in the funeral home. It was incredible!
The teacher’s wife said: Everyone sighed to Zhang Min. Please wait a while before responding if you have any comments. Now all the employees are waiting on the rooftop. We go up and meet them. Please...
When I came to the rooftop, it was indeed as expected. Aunt Sun, who likes to be a big shot, was indeed gone. I must have tried to show my strength to destroy the new official's fire.
The teacher's wife first introduced me as the boss to everyone, but she stopped me halfway through her speech.
I shouted: Slow! How can we start before the chief makeup artist’s aunt Sun has arrived?
The teacher's wife said awkwardly: Mr. Shao, Aunt Sun will not come up, she...
I was really not used to hearing my teacher's wife call me Mr. Shao, but as the owner of a funeral home, I have to respect these old rules. If I want them to be called Mr. Shao, I am afraid that the word "Mr." will take another 40 years to be qualified.
I said to my master's wife: Aunt Sun refuses to come up, so we can only wait. Even if we wait until dawn, we have to wait. If there is a complaint downstairs, let them complain!
The teacher's wife said anxiously: Why bother?
I shook my head and sighed: You are wrong! Aunt Sun is the pillar of the funeral home. Can the body be sent out without makeup? She is the spiritual leader of the funeral home!
When everyone in the audience heard what I said, they couldn't help but make a "wow" sound. This voice has two meanings. Those who respect Aunt Sun are equivalent to making a sound of respect to me. However, those who disrespect Aunt Sun make a sound of contempt at me.
The teacher's wife said helplessly: I'll find someone and invite Aunt Sun to come up...
Sir Deng and Lawyer Bao were very dissatisfied with me. They might think that the boss should not look at the employees' eyes, while the father did not express anything and just walked around and looked around...
I don’t know what method the other party used, so I finally invited Aunt Sun to come up. Eight people came up with her. Her appearance naturally pushed the atmosphere on the scene to another climax. Everyone might be waiting to watch the show, but my boss has to face her tremblingly, and even reminded myself not to be angry, and silently recited in my heart: Those who achieve great things are not careful!
After Aunt Sun came up, she shouted loudly: What boss is coming and asked me to climb so high, oh! It turned out that it was your Master Longsheng, I don’t know what to tell me to do... Say it...
Aunt Sun came up to see me and mocked me in front of everyone without any mercy. This was not the most powerful trick, but the most powerful thing was that she walked to the back row of everyone, turned around and looked at me in the same direction, saying that if I wanted to talk to her, I had to go to the back row and talked face to face with her. Similarly, everyone had to change direction for her.
Since I want to become a great man, I must endure this tone. Even if I don’t respect Aunt Sun or myself, I must understand my father. It is impossible for him to look at his son again. How did he fail again? Finally, I walked to the back row with a angrily, stood face to face with Aunt Sun, bowed and bowed to her.
Love beauty is a woman's nature. This sentence is indeed correct, and it is fulfilled by the beauties in front of her. After they finished speaking, they hurriedly left the study room. They probably went to the bathroom to study the spa device, leaving only Zishuang.
I asked Zishuang curiously: Why are you not in the bathroom to join in the fun?
Zishuang smiled bitterly: Let Sister Qi and the others try this advanced projection spa device first. I don’t dare to do anything randomly. If I accidentally break it, they will definitely dismember me. It’s better to touch it less.
I smiled and said: Oh? It seems that you, the noble main room, cannot get the privileges that the main room should enjoy...
Zishuang said awkwardly: Don't do this, by the way, I want to remind you something. I just saw you and Caitlin's close-fitting scene. I made this statement first. I was not deliberately peeping at you, but just happened to meet you. I will not restrict your freedom to make friends of the opposite sex. I just hope you can pay more attention to the environment. It's not that you are lucky to meet me every time. Zhang Min's hot temper is not unaware of it. She is extremely sensitive to such incidents. I don't want to affect the warm atmosphere at home for women, and I don't want other sisters to be hurt...
Zishuang's kind reminder contains countless grievances. Even as a woman, she is losing face and dignity for women. But I cannot apologize for this, nor can I make any promises, because women are born with bad habits of being more aggressive. Even if they don't have them today, it does not mean that they will not be tomorrow.
I deliberately looked displeased and took out a book explaining Buddhist principles and handed it to Zishuang: You handled it well this time. There are not many mature women in the world. Zhang Min's temper needs to be changed. If you have the opportunity, tell her that forgiveness is the greatest donation. This book is used to show her or them. It is very helpful for inner cultivation...
Zishuang took my book, and a helpless expression appeared on her face and said: Also, I hope you care and love Tingting more, she still needs your support and care.
After thinking about it, I felt that women are always women, and it is inevitable that they would want to be praised by the men around me. So I said: Tingting is not as strong as an ordinary woman. Her character and courage are stronger than me. This is very similar to you and me. Because of this, your relationship with her is the best, but remember that you have a noble status in the Shao family, so you should not be biased because of this. But I know you will not. After all, you are the same as me, with supreme wisdom and judgment ability, and will never trouble yourself when dealing with things. Just like I am the same as Tingting's emotional events, do you understand?
Zishuang lowered her head as if she was pondering what I said just now, and did not give me a positive response. She just glanced at the head and saw this situation, so she would not miss the opportunity to raise her identity. So she thrust while the iron was hot and said: Zishuang, if there was nothing else, you should go out first. I will come down when I was eating. If I didn’t see me, then you don’t have to wait for me, let alone come and call me out...
After Zishuang nodded and left the room, I felt relieved and kept blaming myself for being too careless. She actually let Zishuang see the scene between me and Caitlin. Fortunately, she saw it. If Zhang Min or Fang Qi were replaced, it would be impossible to pass it in a few words. However, Zishuang's words reminded me of something, so she found Yang Baojin's manager's phone number and informed him to prepare a diamond ring that was exactly the same as last time and a diamond necklace for me.
After notifying Yang Baojin's manager, he guessed that he would definitely notify the boss's wife Yang Baojin, and that my appointment with her would naturally be ahead of time. As for facing this very cunning woman, I had to make a good strategy to prevent myself from falling into her trap again, especially her kind of personality that is in the hands of the book of victory and disregarding people's face, and she is even more disgusted.
Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, Qiaolian has made a rich lunch. Although everyone is not sleepy enough and is itchy about the new things in the bathroom, they are all excited about going out for a tour with the excitement of the boss lady and eating with relish.
Fangqi said after dinner: Longsheng, I can’t stay in the funeral home for too long because I had an appointment with Lawyer Bao and the Law Office’s specialist for dinner in the evening, so I had to rush back to the law firm before six o’clock to prepare some information.
I said to Fangqi: Well, by the way, I notify Lawyer Bao to go to the funeral home together. He should show up, but you have to be careful of your health and don’t be tired. Oh! Don’t forget to notify your father and Sir Deng!
Qiaolian smiled and said: Don't worry, your son becomes the boss, how can your father not be present? I have informed him and Sir Deng.
I asked Qiaolian nervously: Did my father agree to attend?
Qiao Lian asked me curiously: How could you think your father would not attend?
I said: The old man is always very taboo about dead people, it is unlucky...
The teacher's wife said: Fool! Your son is accomplishing a great cause. It is too late to be happy as a father. How can you avoid these trivial things? On the contrary, if you don't invite him to attend, he will be unhappy. You will know when you become a father in the future.
I picked the showman's wife and said: Yuling, please give me one so that I can feel the feeling of being a father...
The teacher's wife blushed and smiled shyly and said: Go...you ask them to give birth to you first...
Qiaolian smiled and said: I think Zishuang should be the first to give birth to a dragon, because I have heard that women who have squirting have strong fertility. It is common for them to hold two or four in three years.
Zishuang said in surprise: Qiaojie, no, Longsheng is in a troublesome situation now. If I am really pregnant, how can I help him? I don’t want to get pregnant, nor can I get pregnant...
Fangqi teased Zishuang and said: Zishuang, helping Longsheng pass on the family line to do things, and it is an extremely important thing for the Shao family. You must do it, and you have to do more and do your best to do it... Haha!
Amid Fangqi's laughter, she reminded me that I had something to do tonight, and it was an appointment by Yang Baojin. I originally wanted to tell them about this, but after thinking about it carefully, I felt that it was very inappropriate. After all, a woman knew that her husband was going to date another woman privately, which was even more severe than prenatal depression. In the end, she decided to kill first and then play or not to avoid any trouble. There was no need to cause trouble for herself, but the golden tricks to escape were always there...
I thought for a while and said: Okay, let's get back to the point. Since Fangqi had an appointment for dinner in the evening, let's set off in three cars. Anyway, I think Zishuang will bring Tingting and Zhang Min to familiarize herself with the working environment tonight, and help me pay attention to any suspicious characters. Zhang Min should pay more attention to the situation outside. Try to instruct your father's subordinates not to over-harm the guests who came to mourn the mourning wife and Qiao Lian took a taxi home or took a father's car back. I'm sorry I can't pick it up because I want to go to Longyuan Mountain to take a look...
Fangqi immediately asked me: Isn't it dangerous?
I sent a peace of mind to Fangqi: I am just watching the stars at night. Even if there is something wrong, I will hide my whereabouts. In short, if the mystery of Lai Buyi is revealed, I will never cause trouble. Don't worry! In addition, don't use the phone ringtone to harass my thoughts, and I will report peace to my family.
Fangqi said: Well, then you should be more careful...
Finally, after dinner, everyone went upstairs to change their clothes to prepare to go to the funeral home. Fang Qi and the others were all very self-disciplined. They didn't dress up specifically, and only chose a more heavy skirt. At the same time, they also prepared a gray suit for me. Interestingly, they wore red underwear inside, and I was of course no exception. As for Tingting and Zhang Min, they wore trousers under Zishuang's instructions; they were naturally the happiest.
After everyone prepared everything, they were happy, talking and laughing, gathered next to the stone chairs in the garden. It was not until the cautious housekeeper Qiaolian locked the door that we boarded the three cars and set off for the funeral home. It was ironic that I believe that no family in the world would happily go to the funeral home, but now we are very excited...
Suddenly, Fangqi's car accelerated over my car, and the sign light was on to ask me to park next to the road. I naturally followed and stopped. It turned out that the purpose of her parking was to go to the flower shop, and she must have presented flowers to several relatives and friends who were sleeping in the funeral home. However, the feng shui of this flower shop is quite good, and she can always recruit passing Fangqi into the store.
Sitting in the car waiting for Fangqi, I looked at the arrangement of three cars, thinking about the beauty who got into the car separately, and felt that she had become three small circles, Zi Shuang, Zhang Min, Tingting and her gang, Fangqi and her master's wife, Qiao Lian and Jingyi. I really don't know whether it is a good or a bad thing?
Whenever the family mobilized and showed up, Qiao Lian didn’t have a chance to sit next to me, the driver. On the way to the funeral home, she finally occupied the space in the car and really enjoyed the two-person world with me. Unfortunately, she didn’t know how to cherish this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. She only knew how to keep talking to her father on the phone and where to arrange for her arrangement. She couldn’t help but ask herself, when will she know how to think about herself?
Fangqi walked out of the flower shop with a bouquet of white roses and white lotus, and then continued to set out to the funeral home. When she walked less than a minute, she found a small red car parked on the roadside. This was the second time this style of car happened today. The number of the license plate also told me. Caitlin and beautician Zhang Xiumèi must have sat in the open-air teahouse next to her. As a result of slowing down the speed, it is not difficult to find that Kai and Zhang did indeed appear in the window beside Qiaolian.
I said to myself: What will they talk about?
Qiaolian asked me: Longsheng, who are you referring to?
I immediately replied: No! I just want to meet the employees later, I'm not asking you...
Finally arrived at the intersection of the funeral home. My father and Sir Deng’s car arrived earlier than us. In addition to Yali, there was also Lawyer Bao in the car. It seems that the two apprentices have a good relationship. My master naturally took the lead in driving towards the funeral home. Unfortunately, the car had not yet officially entered the funeral home, and had been intercepted by countless people in front of the car and pestered us to buy flower cards. It was no different from asking for money to buy a road. It was a good society with a rule of law.
Suddenly, Zishuang's car rushed to my car and made a loud beep...beep... crowing sound, and Zhang Min stretched out his hand outside the window and raised his middle finger. One of the people surrounding the car immediately signaled everyone to scatter. In an instant, everyone's mess was flew away and retreated, and finally gave me a smooth road.
Qiao Lian said with a wry smile: Longsheng, the security guard Zhang you hired is really good. A single finger solved the problem. However, the style of blocking the road should not be long. After all, it is quite troublesome for those orphans, widows or poor people!
I sighed and said: Alas! This is the law of nature. If there are corpses, there will be corpses. What you just saw is just small corpses outside the corpses. Those who are chewing on the corpses are big corpses. Some of them not only know magic, but also know how to read Feng Shui...
Qiao Lian thought about it and said in surprise: Oh! You are talking about... yourself! Haha!
I said helplessly: Maybe... maybe... yes...
The little corpse worm that was blocking the road finally came to the place where the big corpse worms gathered. The master's wife said it was right. The funeral home was really leisurely during this period. The funeral home had left. The new miser was busy wearing filial piety and learning etiquette. Just as we were about to enter, a light silver-white five-door new Binzhi RV parked next to the gate.
Fangqi whispered beside me: Longsheng, can’t he be Mrs. Wuchang?
I shrugged and replied to Fangqi: I don’t think it was Mrs. Wuchang, maybe she was a big client of the funeral home tonight…
After getting off the car, the driver of the silver-white Binzhi opened the car door for the owner, and a woman about fifty-year-old walked out. Although she was sitting in a expensive RV, her clothes were unexpected. She had three-fold trousers with cheap slippers and a simple short-sleeved top. She had no brand-name handpieces on her body. She walked into the funeral home with a high look. When the staff inside saw her, they bowed to donate. Her identity was definitely not simple.
Sir Deng asked me curiously: Master, who is this old woman? It seems to be more exaggerated than your boss...
Lawyer Bao rushed to answer: Senior brother, I think that old woman was the boss of this funeral home, or the family of her mother, or the second largest shareholder here.
Fangqi sarcastically said: Two enthusiastic apprentices, you will be more clear when Yuling finishes her phone call. If it is convenient, you might as well tell the boss you mentioned just now. I think he will be very grateful to you.
Sir Deng and Lawyer Bao opened their mouths but were speechless. The father said: It’s no wonder, what’s the point of discussing this? There are several employees of my TV station. During festive festivals, there are more than tens of millions of private hand jewelry on them, and more than 100 million yuan of them are common. Could it be that they are all my wife or my mother?
I thought about it and said: After hearing what my father said, I should know the identity of the old woman. She is the chief makeup artist of the dead.
Zhang Min couldn't help laughing and said: Are there any chiefs who wear makeup? Haha!
After Yuling finished speaking, Zhang Min couldn't wait to ask her about the identity of the old woman. She told us: Long Sheng was right. The old woman was called Aunt Sun, the chief makeup artist of the funeral home. She was very fierce and often relied on her seniority. If she saw her not bowing, she would scold her. So when her colleagues saw her, they would retreat and call her "Sun Buer" behind her back because she only recognized the first place.
Zhang Min said very dissatisfiedly: I, Zhang Min, have never seen a villain before. Let’s see how I deal with this old ugly woman, hum!
I immediately said to Zhang Min seriously: Zhang Min, you can offend anyone here, but you must not offend Aunt Sun. If you make her angry, then all the makeup artists will follow you together, because the makeup artists in each funeral home are from the same sect, so you must not make a fuss. If you make her angry, don't blame me for pushing you in and putting on the dead
Zhang Min said dissatisfiedly: Just put on makeup, what’s there to be afraid of? Humph!
My father complained: Don’t stand at the door all the time, should we go in or leave?
The teacher's wife immediately comforted her father and said: Of course, when I went in, the phone call just now was to arrange for employees to meet us on the rooftop. Please...
My father got angry, not a joke. The so-called old horse is very popular. In the end, everyone could only follow him obediently and dare not say a word. Even if Zhang Min made a face, everyone dared not laugh. However, in the short conversation, I noticed a strange thing. Why does an elderly woman always seem particularly irritable and impatient whenever her father's temper appears? It's really incomprehensible.
The teacher's wife asked us to take the elevator today without climbing the stairs. In a blink of an eye, she came to the door of the office building. She took us to visit for a while and assigned the office to us. My office is naturally the one that Mr. Lin used to have, and it was also decorated with some surface decoration inside. She and Fangqi shared the same room, Zishuang, Tingting and Zhang Min, and they also shared the same room, but in the shared office, there are personal tables and partitions to set up private spaces.
Zhang Min sighed and said: Alas! I didn’t expect that I, Zhang Min, would sit in the office for a day, and I didn’t expect that my first job would be in the funeral home. It was incredible!
The teacher’s wife said: Everyone sighed to Zhang Min. Please wait a while before responding if you have any comments. Now all the employees are waiting on the rooftop. We go up and meet them. Please...
When I came to the rooftop, it was indeed as expected. Aunt Sun, who likes to be a big shot, was indeed gone. I must have tried to show my strength to destroy the new official's fire.
The teacher's wife first introduced me as the boss to everyone, but she stopped me halfway through her speech.
I shouted: Slow! How can we start before the chief makeup artist’s aunt Sun has arrived?
The teacher's wife said awkwardly: Mr. Shao, Aunt Sun will not come up, she...
I was really not used to hearing my teacher's wife call me Mr. Shao, but as the owner of a funeral home, I have to respect these old rules. If I want them to be called Mr. Shao, I am afraid that the word "Mr." will take another 40 years to be qualified.
I said to my master's wife: Aunt Sun refuses to come up, so we can only wait. Even if we wait until dawn, we have to wait. If there is a complaint downstairs, let them complain!
The teacher's wife said anxiously: Why bother?
I shook my head and sighed: You are wrong! Aunt Sun is the pillar of the funeral home. Can the body be sent out without makeup? She is the spiritual leader of the funeral home!
When everyone in the audience heard what I said, they couldn't help but make a "wow" sound. This voice has two meanings. Those who respect Aunt Sun are equivalent to making a sound of respect to me. However, those who disrespect Aunt Sun make a sound of contempt at me.
The teacher's wife said helplessly: I'll find someone and invite Aunt Sun to come up...
Sir Deng and Lawyer Bao were very dissatisfied with me. They might think that the boss should not look at the employees' eyes, while the father did not express anything and just walked around and looked around...
I don’t know what method the other party used, so I finally invited Aunt Sun to come up. Eight people came up with her. Her appearance naturally pushed the atmosphere on the scene to another climax. Everyone might be waiting to watch the show, but my boss has to face her tremblingly, and even reminded myself not to be angry, and silently recited in my heart: Those who achieve great things are not careful!
After Aunt Sun came up, she shouted loudly: What boss is coming and asked me to climb so high, oh! It turned out that it was your Master Longsheng, I don’t know what to tell me to do... Say it...
Aunt Sun came up to see me and mocked me in front of everyone without any mercy. This was not the most powerful trick, but the most powerful thing was that she walked to the back row of everyone, turned around and looked at me in the same direction, saying that if I wanted to talk to her, I had to go to the back row and talked face to face with her. Similarly, everyone had to change direction for her.
Since I want to become a great man, I must endure this tone. Even if I don’t respect Aunt Sun or myself, I must understand my father. It is impossible for him to look at his son again. How did he fail again? Finally, I walked to the back row with a angrily, stood face to face with Aunt Sun, bowed and bowed to her.
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