On the way back to the funeral home, I kept thinking in my mind, if I became the boss of the funeral home, then I, Longsheng, is really a businessman, and a businessman who makes a lot of money, which is also a turning point in my life. My women's face will also be full of money, at least they will give them a very real life guarantee. Will the earth be under my feet then?
I just think about it, but if it becomes a fact, I don’t know what will happen to you?
The only thing that worried that Mr. Lin would not give up the funeral home is that even if he wanted to sell it, it would inevitably be sold to relatives and experts, and not to his father. This is really a headache, but I really want to get things done and let Qiaolian and Fangqi share it with me.
However, the problems between Master and Mr. Guan have been solved at present, so I can explain to Zishuang.
Mr. Lin and I walked into the funeral home
Master Long, where do you think of it? Can you try to keep a low profile? Mr. Lin said embarrassedly
Mr. Lin, if you don’t see clearly, how can you find out which palms of Wuchang are wrong? I took out the compass and said
OK then! Please trouble you, Mr. Lin said helplessly.
No! It is difficult to find where something went wrong if you look like this. You call all the employees here. I will guess where something went wrong from their faces, plus the position of their jobs!
When Mr. Lin heard this, his face changed drastically. He just asked me to deal with things in a low-key manner. Now I want to mobilize many people, so anxious that he is like an ant on a hot pan, but he cannot refuse to accept it.
OK! I'll make arrangements now. Mr. Lin said helplessly
Mr. Lin, try to arrange it at the gate, there is still some sunshine here.
OK Mr. Lin frowned and said
While Mr. Lin was walking to the counter for a phone call, I immediately called Xiaogang and told him that there was good information to send him, but he was not allowed to reveal his identity. He could only take photos on the side so as not to scare the other party. Xiaogang immediately agreed to come.
After notifying Xiaogang, I took the excuse to go to the toilet, and then went to the car to get things, trying to delay the time so that Xiaogang can come here
About thirty-five minutes later, the phone suddenly rang. It turned out that Xiaogang informed me that he had already mixed into the crowd of the funeral home. So I locked the car door and walked slowly back to the funeral home. Although I walked back to the funeral home nervously, I was extremely excited inside.
When I stepped into the funeral home again, there were already many people gathered in it. After a preliminary calculation, there should be two hundred people. I didn’t expect there were so many employees. Now, I can not only promote the matter, but also let me see it one by one to find Uncle Zhong.
Uncle Zhong hadn't found Xiaogang's shadow yet, but he saw him walking around the crowd, occasionally raising his hand and lifting his shirt, probably because he was secretly filming the scene.
Isn’t he the Master Longsheng? Someone shouted my name in the noise
Did he come to see the Feng Shui here? If it is true, thank God! Praise to me came from the crowd.
He is really young, several women in suits said
Please calm down. I want everyone to come out. It is not to search, nor is it a big deal. It is just that you ask Master Long to take a look so that you can go back to work. Please don’t worry. Mr. Lin said loudly.
It's not easy to find people around.
Mr. Lin, please separate employees from different departments, which is more convenient
Master Long, I called out the name of a department and they came out, okay? Mr. Lin thought for a while and said
OK! Start from the highest level!
Everyone retreated, but all the staff of the administrative department stood in front, and you started first. Master Long had no explanation, so he returned to his job and walked forward one by one. Mr. Lin said in command.
Mr. Lin called the Administrative Department for the first time. About twenty women and a few middle-aged men came out. Unexpectedly, the clerk of the administrative department alone needed so many staff. No wonder the funeral home charges so expensive. If I don’t know that no one died outside, the funeral home would be miserable.
The newspaper that believes in breakfast is the best breakfast for the funeral home owner. As long as he sees news that people are hacked to death or murders with one corpse and two lives, he will definitely eat it with relish. He thinks that he has money to enter his pocket again. I hope that I will not be so cold-blooded in the future.
Unfortunately, the clerks here have a very bad face. Maybe they are gathered in the dark work. In addition, the funeral home cannot speak loudly and smile when entering and leaving. Therefore, under the long-term suppression of body and mind, they will naturally become less vigilant. However, respecting the victim is also a good thing, professional ethics!
The only thing that makes me doubt is why all the female clerks have very flat breasts and no high peaks are seen to penetrate the clouds. Could it be that their usual depression has also suppressed their breasts? Or do they deliberately hide their breasts so as not to contradict the victims and disrespect the dead? If so, they are really professional.
However, the colors of clothing worn by all clerks are mainly dark colors. I understand that of course, you cannot wear big and beautiful clothes. If I become the boss here, I will definitely encourage them to wear red underwear, otherwise it will be bad for the fortune.
By the way, in the future, when the Master and Mr. Guan’s funeral, I would also instruct my women to wear red underwear, at least to protect themselves, and not to have bad luck. The so-called upper part is yang and lower part is yin. The funeral home is already yin. If the lower part is not as suppose a male sensation, even if it is not unlucky, those with weak body will be seriously ill.
Fortunately, I wore red underwear today, because Fang Qi liked red, and accidentally became my noble person.
After seeing the staff of the administrative department, then the concierge department, logistics department, flower department, cleaning department, piecework department, makeup and tailoring department, driver, electrician, handyman, etc., but no trace of Uncle Zhong was found
I watched the employees like a review, which also caused their noisy noises. I even whispered and whispered eyes on me. In fact, it was no wonder that they were. After all, the boss rarely asked all the employees to gather together. At first, they thought someone had to steal things, but they had to search one by one.
I saw Xiaogang continue to mingle among the crowd and look at me, and I gave him a color
Master Long, how about it? Do you find that the staff of which department is inappropriate? Mr. Lin walked up to me and asked quietly
No! All the staff members looked inappropriate and serious, and either they were in a serious way or were in a state of uncertainty. I was afraid that a great disaster would come. I shook my head and sighed.
What should I do? It won’t be that big deal, right? Mr. Lin’s face looked panicked
Master Long, do you mean that a serious disaster is coming in this funeral home? Xiaogang jumped out from behind Mr. Lin and said
Who are you? Mr. Lin was surprised and asked Xiaogang who he was
Xiaogang told Mr. Lin that he was the editor-in-chief of the newspaper and gave him a business card
Don't accept interviews, don't report randomly, we are in peace here, Mr. Lin said loudly
Could it be that what Master Long said just now is false, but I just heard many employees say something strange happened here, and everyone is unlucky. What's going on? Xiao Gang said without fear and raised his chest
The reporter has the spirit of being unable to beat him, and people in the media are indeed in a hurry
Mr. Lin, the paper can't keep the fire, don't dirty my Longsheng's name, or you can ask for another high name, I secretly said to Mr. Lin
After hearing what I said, Mr. Lin glared at Xiaogang with dissatisfaction.
Master Long, what's going on? Xiaogang asked me directly
It is not convenient for me to say too much now. Only after I find out everything can I make a conclusion. I say
Master Long, what should I do now? Master Lin blocked Xiaogang and asked me
Take me everywhere and take a look I said
Please tell me here
I walked around with the compass. Whenever I walked around with a large crowd, I would stay for a while, pretending to be very serious and looking at the compass, but kept shaking my head and sighing. Everyone felt very curious and uneasy.
Alas! It seems that it's time to find a new job! A word came to my ears from the crowd
I think this time is a prelude to inspecting the funeral home. In addition to looking at the equipment around, I also see if there are any problems with the building structure, such as the collapse of the corner of the wall and the leakage. However, the equipment of this funeral home is amazing. I usually stand outside and think there is nothing inside. In fact, the mortuary in the basement and the cleaning department for handling the corpse have occupied a large area, and there are ten elevators.
It is said that the purpose of so many elevators is to transport bodies in a good direction and time, so as not to conflict with each other, and this arrangement is indeed good. Although I don’t know if it will be helpful to the dead, it can make the staff feel more at ease.
Every time I took a step, my heart beat. It turned out that the area in this funeral home was three times larger than outside, and there was an invisible basement. If the transaction was completed, it would be another astronomical figure.
Suddenly, a familiar figure appeared in front of me. After a closer look, I found that it was Uncle Zhong. He also looked at me, then pointed a direction to me, and quickly flashed away.
When I saw Uncle Zhong, I was overjoyed and quickly pretended to hold the compass. Then I walked towards the range where Uncle Zhong pointed, and told Mr. Lin and Xiaogang not to follow him.
I went away with Uncle Zhong’s instructions, but I couldn’t see his shadow. Suddenly, someone from behind patted my shoulder on the back
Here! Uncle Zhong called me and said
I hurried over
Uncle Zhong, I haven't seen you for a long time, are you? I said happily
Longsheng, what are you messing with? Uncle Zhong said the first sentence in a tone of blaming me
Nothing wrong, I just used a little trick to punish Mr. Lin
Why do you have to punish Mr. Lin? He offended you? Uncle Zhong asked curiously
Uncle Zhong, this is the thing. After my master and Mr. Guan passed away, I originally wanted to hold a funeral for them, but Mr. Lin flattered Wuchang Zhenren and refused to take on my business. It doesn’t matter. Wuchang Zhenren’s resignation is all the funerals. I don’t know that the ritual hall is not allowed to take on my business. You should know the consequences!
Of course I know, without a funeral home, how can I get the body out? I didn’t expect that Wuchang Real Person was so cruel. By the way, what does this matter have to do with you? Uncle Zhong asked curiously
Sir Shao wanted to buy the funeral home, but I was afraid that he would not sell it to us, so I ruined the reputation here first, so that he could not sell it, and forced him to sell it to us. Only in this way can we get rid of the entanglement of the real person of Wuchang and let his ancestors be buried. Do you understand what it means? I explained
Basically, do you need my help? Uncle Zhong asked me
Uncle Zhong is straightforward enough to do things, not dragging on the mud, and not flattering
Uncle Zhong, you are so nice to me! Thank you! I grabbed Uncle Zhong's hand and said
Longsheng, don’t do this. How do you want me to help me? Just say it! Uncle Zhong said generously
I grabbed Uncle Zhong's hand and said I was grateful. In fact, I used the power of the strange man again to prove whether he came to harm my man. Fortunately, the power of the curious man did not react, and my heart finally settled down.
Uncle Zhong, it would be best if there is a thunder sound or a tree falls outside the door.
This...well thirty minutes later, the tree on the right hand side of the door will be hit hard by lightning, and the counter is right! Uncle Zhong said
OK! Uncle Zhong, you have to write down my phone number and call me immediately if you have time. After I got the right date and broke up, I left.
This time Uncle Zhong is willing to help me, why don’t I exaggerate the matter?
Master Long, what's wrong? Mr. Lin said
Mr. Lin is really annoyed. I don’t know how many times I asked this question, but it has no new meaning at all.
Mr. Lin, this may not be a solution. Let's go out first now. The situation is really not ideal. I took the compass and walked out dejectedly.
I rushed out of the door like a wind and arrow, and attracted a lot of attention wherever I passed. When I walked to the gate, I immediately turned to the left and took a circle, then turned to the right and saw a big tree. Finally, I made an agreement with Uncle Zhong. Before, I was worried that he would remember it wrong!
I returned to the gate of the funeral home, shook my head and sighed
Master Long, what went wrong with this funeral home? Xiaogang asked me
Oh! The terrain of this funeral home has been broken, and the magnetic field is chaotic in all directions. The five earth dragons not only frightened and escaped, but also disappeared without a trace. Now this place has become a place where people gather in the dark. Not only should they not be close to each other, but dead people will not be able to enter. I hope they will not be distracted. Alas! I sighed to the sky.
So serious! Xiaogang took a step back and said
My words once again caused the people in the funeral home to make a noise.
Master Long, my husband set up a spirit here tonight, is there any problem? The old lady ran out and asked me
Old lady, don't worry, it's okay, I comforted the old lady and said
It's fine! I said I shouldn't come here anymore, you insist on coming here. If something happens, you are really unfilial! The old lady scolded her relatives around her and said
I can only say sorry to the old lady in my heart
Master Long, don’t say it so loudly, scare many people! Mr. Lin complained
Mr. Lin, I am not harming you. If this problem is not solved, don’t say that your business here cannot continue, it will even harm your wife and children. If something happens to the old lady’s soul, his descendants may come to an end! I threatened Mr. Lin and said
Not that serious, right? Mr. Lin said half-believingly
Mr. Lin, don’t be afraid to tell you frankly that this funeral home has entered the temple and formed a double ghost slap in the door. This can also explain why your face will be dark and blue. If you don’t believe it, you can look for another Feng Shui master or the master inside. You will soon be out of the sun and die! I scared Mr. Lin and said
Nonsense! Mr. Lin's body trembled and said
I'm talking nonsense! Then I'll show you something. I'll hand over the compass to Mr. Lin.
Master Long, what do you want to do? Mr. Lin asked
Didn’t I just say that the two ghosts are shooting the door? Now I will let you check if there are ghosts at the door!
I took off my leather shoes and looked at the watch. I realized that the time was almost over, so I jumped out of the gate of the funeral home and used my palms to start the dragon's body technique. Although I don't understand this set of palm techniques, I can remember the skills of the palm technique. Anyway, Mr. Lin doesn't understand it either.
The only worry is that Uncle Zhong betrayed me, or encounters an accident, and time cannot be coordinated, but I have prepared another set of statements. If no strangers appear after I finish the sixty-four palms, I will say nothing, and it will be effective in three days.
I used my fingers to represent the sword edge, stretched out one foot downward, then drew a curved line on the ground, then raised the finger in my hand and bounced it up on the ground, turning a circle of 365 degrees. When I landed, my feet stepped in the middle of the curved line, and finally I performed well, at least the people watching did not boo.
In my mind, I knew that I had already done the starting posture of the Dragon Body Technique, and then I used my body to point the fingers out of the positions of Gan, Kun, Zhen, Gen, Li, Kan, Dui, and Xun. Although I don’t know where the direction is, I can’t help but click it blindly. At this time, I guess the entire gossip has been drawn under my feet.
After I drew the direction of the Bagua, I pretended to make a beating body, representing the dragon's body technique of the Fenyun Eight and Sixty-Four Gua, and kept repeating the direction I had just pointed, but every time I started, I couldn't accurately point the key points, but I still remember that the first time was the Gan pair with Kun and the second time was the Shen pair with Zhen, and the third time was the Gan pair with Gen. I didn't know how to stop repeating. The eight directions did not overlap eight directions, and gradually became a little handy.
Although I was thinking about how to use movements, there seemed to be a flow of air in my body that drive me... I didn't dare to do too many movements, I only remember that Uncle Zhong threw a branch into the air that night, so I had to concentrate on looking at the direction of the big tree. In order to avoid time errors, I should use Tianwen's horse stance and pointing to the sky and muttering something in my mouth. As long as there is movement on the tree, I would shout loudly, or if there is an abnormality, I would use the move of the scattering exercises, so that there would be no mistakes in time.
Mr. Lin, no! These ghost slap the door is too powerful. Qinglong and Baihu can only protect the same way. What do you want to protect? Say it quickly! I said in a nervous tone
If you can't protect one of them, then protect Qinglong! Mr. Lin answered me
I looked at the watch under my finger. It was almost time, so I turned my head to the left, but the corner of my eyes looked to the right, paying attention to whether anything fell on the tree.
I remember when Uncle Zhong performed, when the branch fell, Uncle Zhong jumped out of the gossip position. His palms worked together to slap the ground, and a harsh thunder sounded in the sky. A flashing white light would blow the branches into pieces and turn into pieces of scorched bark.
Sure enough, a branch fell from the sky. I knew that Uncle Zhong didn't lie to me and it was going well. So when the branch was about to hit the big tree, I immediately pointed at the big tree with my fingers.
I shouted loudly to the sky
Failed! The branches have not yet touched the tree, so I repeated it again
I pointed my finger at the big tree, then shouted to the sky
At this time, a harsh thunder sounded in the sky, and a flashing white light hit the big tree without bias. As a result, half of the tree was knocked down and turned into a half-calorie tree
Wow! Everyone screamed in surprise
Young Master Lin was stunned, while Xiao Gang was busy taking pictures. Everyone walked to the big tree to see what was going on, while I squatted on the ground and sighed
Uncle Zhong, thank you! I said to myself
Part of this tree was burnt, it was so strange! Everyone screamed in surprise and said
Master Long, how could this happen? Mr. Lin and passers-by asked in frightened manner
The ghost king entered the temple, and the lethality of the two ghosts slapped the door was far beyond my imagination. I gasped and said
What? There is a ghost? Everyone said in panic
Don’t get me wrong. Master Long has a way to solve it. The matter is not that serious? Mr. Lin hurriedly explained
If Master Long can’t solve the problem, what should you do? Xiaogang asked Mr. Lin and said
How could Master Long have no choice? Really! Mr. Lin said dissatisfiedly
I am most afraid that Mr. Lin will not speak, otherwise Xiaogang will have no value in use.
Master Long, do you have a solution? Mr. Lin asked me with a smile
I am helpless. The Ghost King has entered the temple. Let’s get in the car before talking. Don’t be close to people here. It’s too scary!
I pretended to be soft and soft.
What? Don’t be close to someone else?! After Xiaogang finished speaking loudly, he was busy taking pictures of the frightened scene of the crowd
Wow! Go home quickly, don't go in! Passersby said
Things have come to this point, as long as I dodge it, it becomes a fact. I immediately stood up and took my shoes and walked to my car without wearing them.
Master Long, wait for me! Mr. Lin called me from behind and said
I drove the car out of the funeral home and parked on the side of the road. Mr. Lin couldn't wait to ask me what to do
Mr. Lin, it is not a joke to enter the temple and become a king. With the sign of double ghosts slapping the door, its lethality is stronger. At present, there is only a thin Qinglong protection formation at the entrance of the funeral home. I am afraid that it will not last long. I advise you to try to return to the company as little as possible to avoid disaster to your wife and children. I threaten Mr. Lin.
There is no reason why I just gave up the funeral home like this, right? Mr. Lin said anxiously
I dare not give you any advice, think about it yourself!
Did you really sell the funeral home? Mr. Lin murmured to himself
Do you want money or die? When the newspaper is published tomorrow, Wuchang Real People knows that you are asking me for help. Will he not cause trouble for you? If he applies the method of rotting corpse, you will not only get sick, but all the victims may not be able to die, let alone hold a burial ceremony. Then I will see what you should do. I will scare Mr. Lin and say
Yes! If Wuchang is causing trouble for me, what should I do? Mr. Lin said in a daze
Mr. Lin was so scared by me that he was at a loss and was at a loss
Master Long, I'll kill you today! Mr. Lin said heartbrokenly
Mr. Lin, even if I don’t show up today, you will encounter this problem when you are late. Maybe you don’t know what’s going on when you die. Now I’ve saved your life, you still have the nerve to blame me. I shook my head and said
Master Long, what should I do now and how can I explain to the victim tomorrow? Mr. Lin held my hand and said
So, you hope that Wuchang Real People won’t cause trouble for you so soon. I will sell the funeral home during this period. It would be better if I don’t sell it to Sir Shao, so as not to cause trouble for me. If you really want to sell it to him, it depends on whether he will take over your mess. I can’t guarantee it.
Will Sir Shao still want to be published tomorrow's newspaper tonight? Mr. Lin said
I don't know this problem, but I will first be a villain and then a gentleman. If you sell it to Sir Shao, I will have to give me 20% commission so that I can stay away from Hong Kong and no longer have to work for him. But if you don't give me money, I will definitely destroy your transaction with him. How about it? I said tentatively
Really sold to Sir Shao? Mr. Lin said hesitantly
If you want to sell, you can sell it. It’s okay if you don’t want to sell it. The business is yours and your life is yours. Maybe you ask other masters to help you, but I want to remind you that if you delay for a long time, Sir Shao may not be interested. You should think it carefully. You are not young anymore. I want to go back now, please get off. I will say bluntly.
OK, I'll think about staying in touch for one night. Mr. Lin opened the car door and walked back to the funeral home alone.
I just think about it, but if it becomes a fact, I don’t know what will happen to you?
The only thing that worried that Mr. Lin would not give up the funeral home is that even if he wanted to sell it, it would inevitably be sold to relatives and experts, and not to his father. This is really a headache, but I really want to get things done and let Qiaolian and Fangqi share it with me.
However, the problems between Master and Mr. Guan have been solved at present, so I can explain to Zishuang.
Mr. Lin and I walked into the funeral home
Master Long, where do you think of it? Can you try to keep a low profile? Mr. Lin said embarrassedly
Mr. Lin, if you don’t see clearly, how can you find out which palms of Wuchang are wrong? I took out the compass and said
OK then! Please trouble you, Mr. Lin said helplessly.
No! It is difficult to find where something went wrong if you look like this. You call all the employees here. I will guess where something went wrong from their faces, plus the position of their jobs!
When Mr. Lin heard this, his face changed drastically. He just asked me to deal with things in a low-key manner. Now I want to mobilize many people, so anxious that he is like an ant on a hot pan, but he cannot refuse to accept it.
OK! I'll make arrangements now. Mr. Lin said helplessly
Mr. Lin, try to arrange it at the gate, there is still some sunshine here.
OK Mr. Lin frowned and said
While Mr. Lin was walking to the counter for a phone call, I immediately called Xiaogang and told him that there was good information to send him, but he was not allowed to reveal his identity. He could only take photos on the side so as not to scare the other party. Xiaogang immediately agreed to come.
After notifying Xiaogang, I took the excuse to go to the toilet, and then went to the car to get things, trying to delay the time so that Xiaogang can come here
About thirty-five minutes later, the phone suddenly rang. It turned out that Xiaogang informed me that he had already mixed into the crowd of the funeral home. So I locked the car door and walked slowly back to the funeral home. Although I walked back to the funeral home nervously, I was extremely excited inside.
When I stepped into the funeral home again, there were already many people gathered in it. After a preliminary calculation, there should be two hundred people. I didn’t expect there were so many employees. Now, I can not only promote the matter, but also let me see it one by one to find Uncle Zhong.
Uncle Zhong hadn't found Xiaogang's shadow yet, but he saw him walking around the crowd, occasionally raising his hand and lifting his shirt, probably because he was secretly filming the scene.
Isn’t he the Master Longsheng? Someone shouted my name in the noise
Did he come to see the Feng Shui here? If it is true, thank God! Praise to me came from the crowd.
He is really young, several women in suits said
Please calm down. I want everyone to come out. It is not to search, nor is it a big deal. It is just that you ask Master Long to take a look so that you can go back to work. Please don’t worry. Mr. Lin said loudly.
It's not easy to find people around.
Mr. Lin, please separate employees from different departments, which is more convenient
Master Long, I called out the name of a department and they came out, okay? Mr. Lin thought for a while and said
OK! Start from the highest level!
Everyone retreated, but all the staff of the administrative department stood in front, and you started first. Master Long had no explanation, so he returned to his job and walked forward one by one. Mr. Lin said in command.
Mr. Lin called the Administrative Department for the first time. About twenty women and a few middle-aged men came out. Unexpectedly, the clerk of the administrative department alone needed so many staff. No wonder the funeral home charges so expensive. If I don’t know that no one died outside, the funeral home would be miserable.
The newspaper that believes in breakfast is the best breakfast for the funeral home owner. As long as he sees news that people are hacked to death or murders with one corpse and two lives, he will definitely eat it with relish. He thinks that he has money to enter his pocket again. I hope that I will not be so cold-blooded in the future.
Unfortunately, the clerks here have a very bad face. Maybe they are gathered in the dark work. In addition, the funeral home cannot speak loudly and smile when entering and leaving. Therefore, under the long-term suppression of body and mind, they will naturally become less vigilant. However, respecting the victim is also a good thing, professional ethics!
The only thing that makes me doubt is why all the female clerks have very flat breasts and no high peaks are seen to penetrate the clouds. Could it be that their usual depression has also suppressed their breasts? Or do they deliberately hide their breasts so as not to contradict the victims and disrespect the dead? If so, they are really professional.
However, the colors of clothing worn by all clerks are mainly dark colors. I understand that of course, you cannot wear big and beautiful clothes. If I become the boss here, I will definitely encourage them to wear red underwear, otherwise it will be bad for the fortune.
By the way, in the future, when the Master and Mr. Guan’s funeral, I would also instruct my women to wear red underwear, at least to protect themselves, and not to have bad luck. The so-called upper part is yang and lower part is yin. The funeral home is already yin. If the lower part is not as suppose a male sensation, even if it is not unlucky, those with weak body will be seriously ill.
Fortunately, I wore red underwear today, because Fang Qi liked red, and accidentally became my noble person.
After seeing the staff of the administrative department, then the concierge department, logistics department, flower department, cleaning department, piecework department, makeup and tailoring department, driver, electrician, handyman, etc., but no trace of Uncle Zhong was found
I watched the employees like a review, which also caused their noisy noises. I even whispered and whispered eyes on me. In fact, it was no wonder that they were. After all, the boss rarely asked all the employees to gather together. At first, they thought someone had to steal things, but they had to search one by one.
I saw Xiaogang continue to mingle among the crowd and look at me, and I gave him a color
Master Long, how about it? Do you find that the staff of which department is inappropriate? Mr. Lin walked up to me and asked quietly
No! All the staff members looked inappropriate and serious, and either they were in a serious way or were in a state of uncertainty. I was afraid that a great disaster would come. I shook my head and sighed.
What should I do? It won’t be that big deal, right? Mr. Lin’s face looked panicked
Master Long, do you mean that a serious disaster is coming in this funeral home? Xiaogang jumped out from behind Mr. Lin and said
Who are you? Mr. Lin was surprised and asked Xiaogang who he was
Xiaogang told Mr. Lin that he was the editor-in-chief of the newspaper and gave him a business card
Don't accept interviews, don't report randomly, we are in peace here, Mr. Lin said loudly
Could it be that what Master Long said just now is false, but I just heard many employees say something strange happened here, and everyone is unlucky. What's going on? Xiao Gang said without fear and raised his chest
The reporter has the spirit of being unable to beat him, and people in the media are indeed in a hurry
Mr. Lin, the paper can't keep the fire, don't dirty my Longsheng's name, or you can ask for another high name, I secretly said to Mr. Lin
After hearing what I said, Mr. Lin glared at Xiaogang with dissatisfaction.
Master Long, what's going on? Xiaogang asked me directly
It is not convenient for me to say too much now. Only after I find out everything can I make a conclusion. I say
Master Long, what should I do now? Master Lin blocked Xiaogang and asked me
Take me everywhere and take a look I said
Please tell me here
I walked around with the compass. Whenever I walked around with a large crowd, I would stay for a while, pretending to be very serious and looking at the compass, but kept shaking my head and sighing. Everyone felt very curious and uneasy.
Alas! It seems that it's time to find a new job! A word came to my ears from the crowd
I think this time is a prelude to inspecting the funeral home. In addition to looking at the equipment around, I also see if there are any problems with the building structure, such as the collapse of the corner of the wall and the leakage. However, the equipment of this funeral home is amazing. I usually stand outside and think there is nothing inside. In fact, the mortuary in the basement and the cleaning department for handling the corpse have occupied a large area, and there are ten elevators.
It is said that the purpose of so many elevators is to transport bodies in a good direction and time, so as not to conflict with each other, and this arrangement is indeed good. Although I don’t know if it will be helpful to the dead, it can make the staff feel more at ease.
Every time I took a step, my heart beat. It turned out that the area in this funeral home was three times larger than outside, and there was an invisible basement. If the transaction was completed, it would be another astronomical figure.
Suddenly, a familiar figure appeared in front of me. After a closer look, I found that it was Uncle Zhong. He also looked at me, then pointed a direction to me, and quickly flashed away.
When I saw Uncle Zhong, I was overjoyed and quickly pretended to hold the compass. Then I walked towards the range where Uncle Zhong pointed, and told Mr. Lin and Xiaogang not to follow him.
I went away with Uncle Zhong’s instructions, but I couldn’t see his shadow. Suddenly, someone from behind patted my shoulder on the back
Here! Uncle Zhong called me and said
I hurried over
Uncle Zhong, I haven't seen you for a long time, are you? I said happily
Longsheng, what are you messing with? Uncle Zhong said the first sentence in a tone of blaming me
Nothing wrong, I just used a little trick to punish Mr. Lin
Why do you have to punish Mr. Lin? He offended you? Uncle Zhong asked curiously
Uncle Zhong, this is the thing. After my master and Mr. Guan passed away, I originally wanted to hold a funeral for them, but Mr. Lin flattered Wuchang Zhenren and refused to take on my business. It doesn’t matter. Wuchang Zhenren’s resignation is all the funerals. I don’t know that the ritual hall is not allowed to take on my business. You should know the consequences!
Of course I know, without a funeral home, how can I get the body out? I didn’t expect that Wuchang Real Person was so cruel. By the way, what does this matter have to do with you? Uncle Zhong asked curiously
Sir Shao wanted to buy the funeral home, but I was afraid that he would not sell it to us, so I ruined the reputation here first, so that he could not sell it, and forced him to sell it to us. Only in this way can we get rid of the entanglement of the real person of Wuchang and let his ancestors be buried. Do you understand what it means? I explained
Basically, do you need my help? Uncle Zhong asked me
Uncle Zhong is straightforward enough to do things, not dragging on the mud, and not flattering
Uncle Zhong, you are so nice to me! Thank you! I grabbed Uncle Zhong's hand and said
Longsheng, don’t do this. How do you want me to help me? Just say it! Uncle Zhong said generously
I grabbed Uncle Zhong's hand and said I was grateful. In fact, I used the power of the strange man again to prove whether he came to harm my man. Fortunately, the power of the curious man did not react, and my heart finally settled down.
Uncle Zhong, it would be best if there is a thunder sound or a tree falls outside the door.
This...well thirty minutes later, the tree on the right hand side of the door will be hit hard by lightning, and the counter is right! Uncle Zhong said
OK! Uncle Zhong, you have to write down my phone number and call me immediately if you have time. After I got the right date and broke up, I left.
This time Uncle Zhong is willing to help me, why don’t I exaggerate the matter?
Master Long, what's wrong? Mr. Lin said
Mr. Lin is really annoyed. I don’t know how many times I asked this question, but it has no new meaning at all.
Mr. Lin, this may not be a solution. Let's go out first now. The situation is really not ideal. I took the compass and walked out dejectedly.
I rushed out of the door like a wind and arrow, and attracted a lot of attention wherever I passed. When I walked to the gate, I immediately turned to the left and took a circle, then turned to the right and saw a big tree. Finally, I made an agreement with Uncle Zhong. Before, I was worried that he would remember it wrong!
I returned to the gate of the funeral home, shook my head and sighed
Master Long, what went wrong with this funeral home? Xiaogang asked me
Oh! The terrain of this funeral home has been broken, and the magnetic field is chaotic in all directions. The five earth dragons not only frightened and escaped, but also disappeared without a trace. Now this place has become a place where people gather in the dark. Not only should they not be close to each other, but dead people will not be able to enter. I hope they will not be distracted. Alas! I sighed to the sky.
So serious! Xiaogang took a step back and said
My words once again caused the people in the funeral home to make a noise.
Master Long, my husband set up a spirit here tonight, is there any problem? The old lady ran out and asked me
Old lady, don't worry, it's okay, I comforted the old lady and said
It's fine! I said I shouldn't come here anymore, you insist on coming here. If something happens, you are really unfilial! The old lady scolded her relatives around her and said
I can only say sorry to the old lady in my heart
Master Long, don’t say it so loudly, scare many people! Mr. Lin complained
Mr. Lin, I am not harming you. If this problem is not solved, don’t say that your business here cannot continue, it will even harm your wife and children. If something happens to the old lady’s soul, his descendants may come to an end! I threatened Mr. Lin and said
Not that serious, right? Mr. Lin said half-believingly
Mr. Lin, don’t be afraid to tell you frankly that this funeral home has entered the temple and formed a double ghost slap in the door. This can also explain why your face will be dark and blue. If you don’t believe it, you can look for another Feng Shui master or the master inside. You will soon be out of the sun and die! I scared Mr. Lin and said
Nonsense! Mr. Lin's body trembled and said
I'm talking nonsense! Then I'll show you something. I'll hand over the compass to Mr. Lin.
Master Long, what do you want to do? Mr. Lin asked
Didn’t I just say that the two ghosts are shooting the door? Now I will let you check if there are ghosts at the door!
I took off my leather shoes and looked at the watch. I realized that the time was almost over, so I jumped out of the gate of the funeral home and used my palms to start the dragon's body technique. Although I don't understand this set of palm techniques, I can remember the skills of the palm technique. Anyway, Mr. Lin doesn't understand it either.
The only worry is that Uncle Zhong betrayed me, or encounters an accident, and time cannot be coordinated, but I have prepared another set of statements. If no strangers appear after I finish the sixty-four palms, I will say nothing, and it will be effective in three days.
I used my fingers to represent the sword edge, stretched out one foot downward, then drew a curved line on the ground, then raised the finger in my hand and bounced it up on the ground, turning a circle of 365 degrees. When I landed, my feet stepped in the middle of the curved line, and finally I performed well, at least the people watching did not boo.
In my mind, I knew that I had already done the starting posture of the Dragon Body Technique, and then I used my body to point the fingers out of the positions of Gan, Kun, Zhen, Gen, Li, Kan, Dui, and Xun. Although I don’t know where the direction is, I can’t help but click it blindly. At this time, I guess the entire gossip has been drawn under my feet.
After I drew the direction of the Bagua, I pretended to make a beating body, representing the dragon's body technique of the Fenyun Eight and Sixty-Four Gua, and kept repeating the direction I had just pointed, but every time I started, I couldn't accurately point the key points, but I still remember that the first time was the Gan pair with Kun and the second time was the Shen pair with Zhen, and the third time was the Gan pair with Gen. I didn't know how to stop repeating. The eight directions did not overlap eight directions, and gradually became a little handy.
Although I was thinking about how to use movements, there seemed to be a flow of air in my body that drive me... I didn't dare to do too many movements, I only remember that Uncle Zhong threw a branch into the air that night, so I had to concentrate on looking at the direction of the big tree. In order to avoid time errors, I should use Tianwen's horse stance and pointing to the sky and muttering something in my mouth. As long as there is movement on the tree, I would shout loudly, or if there is an abnormality, I would use the move of the scattering exercises, so that there would be no mistakes in time.
Mr. Lin, no! These ghost slap the door is too powerful. Qinglong and Baihu can only protect the same way. What do you want to protect? Say it quickly! I said in a nervous tone
If you can't protect one of them, then protect Qinglong! Mr. Lin answered me
I looked at the watch under my finger. It was almost time, so I turned my head to the left, but the corner of my eyes looked to the right, paying attention to whether anything fell on the tree.
I remember when Uncle Zhong performed, when the branch fell, Uncle Zhong jumped out of the gossip position. His palms worked together to slap the ground, and a harsh thunder sounded in the sky. A flashing white light would blow the branches into pieces and turn into pieces of scorched bark.
Sure enough, a branch fell from the sky. I knew that Uncle Zhong didn't lie to me and it was going well. So when the branch was about to hit the big tree, I immediately pointed at the big tree with my fingers.
I shouted loudly to the sky
Failed! The branches have not yet touched the tree, so I repeated it again
I pointed my finger at the big tree, then shouted to the sky
At this time, a harsh thunder sounded in the sky, and a flashing white light hit the big tree without bias. As a result, half of the tree was knocked down and turned into a half-calorie tree
Wow! Everyone screamed in surprise
Young Master Lin was stunned, while Xiao Gang was busy taking pictures. Everyone walked to the big tree to see what was going on, while I squatted on the ground and sighed
Uncle Zhong, thank you! I said to myself
Part of this tree was burnt, it was so strange! Everyone screamed in surprise and said
Master Long, how could this happen? Mr. Lin and passers-by asked in frightened manner
The ghost king entered the temple, and the lethality of the two ghosts slapped the door was far beyond my imagination. I gasped and said
What? There is a ghost? Everyone said in panic
Don’t get me wrong. Master Long has a way to solve it. The matter is not that serious? Mr. Lin hurriedly explained
If Master Long can’t solve the problem, what should you do? Xiaogang asked Mr. Lin and said
How could Master Long have no choice? Really! Mr. Lin said dissatisfiedly
I am most afraid that Mr. Lin will not speak, otherwise Xiaogang will have no value in use.
Master Long, do you have a solution? Mr. Lin asked me with a smile
I am helpless. The Ghost King has entered the temple. Let’s get in the car before talking. Don’t be close to people here. It’s too scary!
I pretended to be soft and soft.
What? Don’t be close to someone else?! After Xiaogang finished speaking loudly, he was busy taking pictures of the frightened scene of the crowd
Wow! Go home quickly, don't go in! Passersby said
Things have come to this point, as long as I dodge it, it becomes a fact. I immediately stood up and took my shoes and walked to my car without wearing them.
Master Long, wait for me! Mr. Lin called me from behind and said
I drove the car out of the funeral home and parked on the side of the road. Mr. Lin couldn't wait to ask me what to do
Mr. Lin, it is not a joke to enter the temple and become a king. With the sign of double ghosts slapping the door, its lethality is stronger. At present, there is only a thin Qinglong protection formation at the entrance of the funeral home. I am afraid that it will not last long. I advise you to try to return to the company as little as possible to avoid disaster to your wife and children. I threaten Mr. Lin.
There is no reason why I just gave up the funeral home like this, right? Mr. Lin said anxiously
I dare not give you any advice, think about it yourself!
Did you really sell the funeral home? Mr. Lin murmured to himself
Do you want money or die? When the newspaper is published tomorrow, Wuchang Real People knows that you are asking me for help. Will he not cause trouble for you? If he applies the method of rotting corpse, you will not only get sick, but all the victims may not be able to die, let alone hold a burial ceremony. Then I will see what you should do. I will scare Mr. Lin and say
Yes! If Wuchang is causing trouble for me, what should I do? Mr. Lin said in a daze
Mr. Lin was so scared by me that he was at a loss and was at a loss
Master Long, I'll kill you today! Mr. Lin said heartbrokenly
Mr. Lin, even if I don’t show up today, you will encounter this problem when you are late. Maybe you don’t know what’s going on when you die. Now I’ve saved your life, you still have the nerve to blame me. I shook my head and said
Master Long, what should I do now and how can I explain to the victim tomorrow? Mr. Lin held my hand and said
So, you hope that Wuchang Real People won’t cause trouble for you so soon. I will sell the funeral home during this period. It would be better if I don’t sell it to Sir Shao, so as not to cause trouble for me. If you really want to sell it to him, it depends on whether he will take over your mess. I can’t guarantee it.
Will Sir Shao still want to be published tomorrow's newspaper tonight? Mr. Lin said
I don't know this problem, but I will first be a villain and then a gentleman. If you sell it to Sir Shao, I will have to give me 20% commission so that I can stay away from Hong Kong and no longer have to work for him. But if you don't give me money, I will definitely destroy your transaction with him. How about it? I said tentatively
Really sold to Sir Shao? Mr. Lin said hesitantly
If you want to sell, you can sell it. It’s okay if you don’t want to sell it. The business is yours and your life is yours. Maybe you ask other masters to help you, but I want to remind you that if you delay for a long time, Sir Shao may not be interested. You should think it carefully. You are not young anymore. I want to go back now, please get off. I will say bluntly.
OK, I'll think about staying in touch for one night. Mr. Lin opened the car door and walked back to the funeral home alone.
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