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Chapter 7: Can't die

20days ago Xuanhuan Novels 9
It was already noon today when I woke up. Maybe I was too diligent last night, so Fangqi and Jingyi didn't wake me up when I was at work

After dragging his heavy steps into the bathroom and washing his face, he went downstairs to read the newspaper

Qiaolian’s Rejuvenation Coffee was delivered soon. There were two more guests in the hall today, namely Liu Meijuan and my beloved woman Jingwen

Liu Meijuan's face was much better than yesterday, and she changed into neat clothes, combed her two braids, painted light red pink makeup and pink lipstick. It seemed that she was in a good mood.

Jingwen next to Liu Meijuan, wearing a branded sweatshirt with a small frog logo printed on it, and a pair of long sweatpants on her lower body. Although she did not have the temptation of wearing a skirt, the little frog in the sweatshirt turned into a playful frog that kept jumping by her shaking breasts. The temptation of the pair of breasts on her chest alone has taught me that I have no flaw in my eyes to watch another place... Jingwen's breast shape is very charming, and it is inevitable that she is full and straight. Fangqi and Zishuang also have the above conditions. Even her sister Jingyi has the above conditions.

However, the reason why Jingwen's breast fascinated me is that it is my first love breast, plus the belly without excess fat, and the slender and charming waist set off the gorgeous and dazzling upper circumference. There are also two breast balls that are soaring and lofty. Under the reflection of each other, they have reached the true sexy beauty of the breasts... I call Jingwen's breasts a dream breast

Meijuan, why don’t you sleep for a while? I cared about Liu Meijuan and said

I was in a very good mood today, I was so excited that I might have been fully released. So I don’t have any extra burden on my body, and I will generate new motivation... Liu Meijuan said

Meijuan, last night I just taught you how to consolidate the foundation and cultivate the essence. In fact, the yin and cold energy in your body has not been eliminated. You cannot eat something that can see blood, otherwise the toxicity will deepen, but I will detoxify you as soon as possible

Well... I understand... Where is the yin energy on Jingwen's body? Liu Meijuan asked

Jingwen... I looked at Jingwen openly

This time I can not only look at Jingwen, but also put my face close to her body and look closely, and even smell the body fragrance emitted by her body. It's so satisfying, but these can't meet my requirements... Jingwen, has a purple-green thin line appeared in your heart? I'm talking nonsense

What heart vein? What purple and green thin lines? Jingwen was vigilant and pulled her sweater up and said

It's the heart area, can there be thin lines similar to blood vessels? I caught the green blood vessels on Meijuan's hand and said

Long Sheng, Jingwen's skin is crystal clear and flawless, I'm afraid she'll see more than one. Liu Meijuan said

It's hard to tell... I shook my head and said

Longsheng, don't think I will pull down my clothes for you to show... Jingwen immediately sets up a defense

Jingwen's wisdom is really higher than that of ordinary people, and her tactile power is also strong. I haven't said what to do next. She has completely understood everything about me.

Forget it! Meijuan, I will cure your disease first. Jingwen, don’t worry about her. Maybe she has not been infected or, damn it, you won’t be sick, so as not to have any more necessary misunderstandings. I sighed and said

Long Sheng, how could he treat Jingwen like this? Liu Meijuan said nervously

Sister Juan, it doesn't matter. Maybe I'm as Longsheng said, I'm not infected with the yin and cold poison. At least for so many days, I have nothing wrong with it. You don't have to worry too much. Jingwen comforts Liu Meijuan and says

Jingwen... Liu Meijuan grabbed Jingwen's hand and said

Meijuan, Jingwen is right. Her destiny is born to be a great destiny. Many times, if you can turn bad luck into good luck, you have to thank God for your favor... I walked away sarcastically while saying

Long Sheng... Liu Meijuan called me

I didn't respond to Liu Meijuan, but just walked back to the room with still shaking my head. I just pretended to be helpless and depressed. The purpose was not to scare Liu Meijuan and Jingwen, but to pretend that only I know and outsiders don't know. This action is a money-making game that Feng Shui masters must learn. Perhaps it is not only Feng Shui masters understand. I believe that many people will use this trick. Perhaps it is a survival instinct given to humans by nature.

I walked back to the room, changed my clothes immediately, and decided to go to the court to check what the Wuchang and his group were sentenced to

I was afraid that I would be plotted against by Wuchang Zhenren, so I found Zishuang to go to court with me.

Fangqi and Lawyer Bao knew that I went to the court to investigate the real person Wuchang, and they also came to me together to tell me that they were really here to accompany me. Because of the case, they were not interested at all. With their understanding of the law, they already knew how the judge would judge. After all, both of them were lawyers.

Wuchang and his group were fined 1,000 yuan by the judge without any danger. Xianti was remanded for possessing drugs.

This result surprised Fangqi and Bao Shuqing, two lawyers. I didn't even expect it. Because Connie said that she would not sue Xiandi, but the facts... I immediately walked out of the court and questioned Connie by phone. The answer she gave me was one step late. Because Xiandi's drug source involved Sheriff Zhuang's case, it could not be handled as appropriate. She must be brought to court truthfully and was fined by Wuchang. She was also shocked and didn't even believe that this result would be judged. As a result, she should be escorted to the detoxification center for 14 days.

Since everything has become a fact, I don’t need to find out the reason, I can only say that I will kill and set fire to the golden belt!

When our group walked out of the court, our enemy happened to meet Wuchang's real person with a narrow road. When he saw me walking towards me, he also had a sinister smile on his face.

Longsheng, yesterday you were lucky and allowed you to escape the disaster. I originally calculated that you had a lucky star, but I didn’t expect that it was a woman with such a stinky mouth, but from today on, you must be very careful, because the Red Refined Divine Pearl in seven days is the Divine Pearl I want. When you have the guts, you will rob it, haha! Wuchang Zhenren said with a crazy laugh

Don't scare people here. How can there be any beads appear in seven days? It's just that Zhang Jiaquan, who deceived the reporter, said right. I used this statement and hope that the lawsuit can benefit from it. I retorted.

Joke! Is it the only one who can watch the stars? Do I don’t know how to watch it? I’m not afraid to tell you that I’ve done something wrong in the police station. If you have sex, you can help them solve the danger. Actually, I also want to know what skills do you have? After Wuchang finished speaking, he laughed a few times and turned around and left

Real Man Wuchang has done something wrong in the police station. What is going on? Will Connie be in danger?

Longsheng, what's wrong? Fangqi asked me nervously

nothing……

After I finished speaking, I walked to the other side and immediately called Connie

Connie, I met Wuchang just now. He said he was treacherous in the police station, are you okay? I asked Connie nervously.

I'm fine, thank you for caring about Wuchang for being locked in prison, how can you do anything? Connie asked curiously

I don't know if Wuchang is scaring me or it's true. In short, if you are in the police station, don't do dangerous things. Also, if you feel dizzy or unwell, go out of the police station immediately. Remember to remember one thing, don't do dangerous things! I repeatedly reminded you that

I get it, don't be so nervous, but I'm very happy, I won't talk anymore, there are some things in a hurry. Connie hung up the phone after saying that.

After talking on the phone with Connie, I returned to Fangqi's side

Longsheng, is he talking on the phone with Connie? Is she okay? Fangqi asked with concern

It's okay, Connie has urgent matters to do now, I haven't asked clearly the details yet

We can't handle the matters in the police station. The most important thing is that Connie is fine. Where are you planning to go now? Fangqi asked

I am going to go to Mr. Guan’s funeral with Zishuang. What about you? I asked Fangqi and said

OK, I want to go back to the law firm to handle your appearance in court. Fangqi said

Thank you for your hard work, you didn't drive today, so I'll tell me after get off work, I'll pick you up

Well...goodbye. After saying that, Fangqi kissed me and parted ways with me

I insisted on driving, and Zishuang sat helplessly beside me

Mr. Long, are you really going to hold my father's funeral with me? Zishuang asked me

Yes! You don't mind, do I ask

No! My father will definitely be very happy to know his son. Zishuang said sadly

Now we go to the Life and Death Registration Bureau, apply for a death certificate, and then plan everything

OK Zishuang nodded and said

Zishuang and I came to the death certificate department of the Life and Death Registration Bureau. Since Mr. Guan died of illness in the hospital and lived for more than 48 hours, the body could be stored in the hospital's corpse, and the procedures for the death certificate were processed quickly. As long as you hand over Mr. Guan's ID card to the death certificate issuing department, you can exchange for a valid death certificate.

It turns out that human beings were born for this death certificate, which is really funny to think of.

At this time, I discovered a strange sight because the family members who were in front or behind us, once they had completed the death certificate, someone rushed over and rushed to get the funeral business. However, Zishuang and I were not here to ask about it. Could it be that they received the news that they did not dare to accept my Longsheng business?

I don't believe that Wuchang's real person can cover the sky with one hand, so I asked someone for details

Uncle, the sign you are on is a waiter sent by the funeral home. What procedures should you do if you want to find someone to serve the funeral? I asked one of the uncles.

Are you Master Longsheng? The uncle asked me

Yes! Do you recognize me? I asked

How could I not recognize you? Everyone here recognizes you. I advise you not to find a funeral home. No one here dares to take on your business, and I am afraid that there will be no funeral. The uncle said

I immediately took out a few hundred yuan from the bag, carefully stuffed the money into the uncle's hand, and drank tea!

Thank you! Let me talk with you one step. The uncle said

After the uncle took the money, he turned around and took Zishuang and me to the back stairs.

Uncle, why do you say we can't have funerals? I asked the uncle curiously

Master Long, don’t be afraid to tell you frankly, the funeral industry only receives the ban order from the outside world, and you must not accept the business of you or your friends. In other words, there is no funeral home in Hong Kong that will accept your business. The uncle said

What does this have to do with the mourning? I wondered

If there is no seal from the funeral home or receipt from the funeral home, how can you transport the body out? The uncle said clichély

Uncle, what do you mean is that there must be a receipt from the funeral home so that the alkaline corpse will be released?

Yes! It’s not that you can take it away if you want to take it away, because the government requires the funeral home to handle the body, so the body must be guarded by the funeral home. This is a decree! The uncle said

Zishuang and I looked at each other, and were shocked and didn't know if it was because of me that implicated Mr. Guan and Zishuang?

Uncle, tell me who issued this ban order? Zishuang asked excitedly

I can't say that the few hundred yuan just now can only be asked about this. If you want to know, just... The uncle looked to the east, but his hand stretched out to the west, making a move to ask for money.

You guys who work in funeral homes only know how to make money. I angrily pulled out two hundred yuan from my wallet

The uncle's head looked east and west, then he lazily turned his head back to the east, but his hand didn't take the money and let the money fall to the ground

You don't think you're giving less money... I said dissatisfied

Humph! The uncle looked down upon him with disdain

Fuck! Zishuang cursed

Zishuang got angry and got angry. I knew something was wrong, so I hurriedly took out my wallet again. However, Zishuang's movements were faster than me and kicked the uncle's stomach with one kick.

This time, something big happened. Zishuang is a boxer and must not hit people outside.

Ah! The uncle screamed and fell to the ground. He hurriedly got up to protect his lower abdomen, took a few steps back, and shouted loudly

At this time, a lot of footsteps sounded up and down the stairs, and these footsteps were filled with a hurry.

What happened? What happened? Everyone from top to bottom rushed in

Wow! There are almost thirty people, how could this happen?

They beat me! They refused to give me money! The uncle shouted loudly.

The uncle who was originally kicked by Zishuang asked for help in panic. Now there are many people, he stood up proudly, and scolded us in anger, and even told us what he was wrong.

What do you want? Zishuang stood in front of me and said without fear

Humph! Pay for medical expenses! The uncle said proudly

Listen, I'll call the police for ten minutes. If you want to bully us by more people, I won't let you go first. Even if I can't leave here, it's fine, you can't leave. Zishuang pointed at the uncle and said

If you want to scare people, we are scared. I don’t believe you can beat the people here. One of the big men came out and said, “

Don't say so much, come on! Zishuang said, pushing me to the corner of the wall

OK! I'll come... The big man approached Zishuang step by step, and his face looked provocative and frivolous

This time it was so miserable. I thought the man would definitely be repaired by Zishuang. As expected, it was correct. I didn't expect that the part of the man would be injured. Zishuang's lightning leg was kicked out to Dahan's knees. The man then knelt on the ground and pressed his knees. From his expression, he wanted to rush up to hit Zishuang, but his legs were weak and he couldn't stand steadily.

The scene was quarreling, causing a stir. At this moment, I was afraid that someone would shout a word on it, and the war was about to break out.

Fortunately, Zishuang did not take action again, and the injured man was also helped up. Perhaps this is the government department and the place where they make money, so they dare not act randomly, forming a situation where the enemy is still. But Zishuang has no intention of leaving.

After all, Zishuang is still very skilled and brave. She suddenly rushed forward and pulled out the greedy uncle with extremely fast methods. The rest of us surrounded us one after another.

Say! Who issued the ban order? Zishuang clenched her fists and asked excitedly

I just listened to... the boss, Mr. Lin... the explanation... I don't know who issued the ban order... The uncle said tremblingly

Humph! Let's go! Zishuang held the uncle's sideways and escorted us out the door

I was relieved when I walked outside the door of the Life and Death Registration Bureau, but before I could really relax, I heard a word from the crowd shouting. As a result, a dozen people in front rushed over first, the rest surrounded Zishuang and me. As for the so-called hostages in our hands, they didn't take it seriously at all, and we were able to walk outside because it was not suitable for military action within the government department.

Zishuang's face was not afraid, and she calmly looked at the opponent's vital points and attacked with a punch on the left and an elbow on the right. She either hit the opponent's nose or hit their knees. They either had nosebleeds or knelt on the ground.

Zishuang's move to intimidate the scene really made many people timid and frightened, and did not dare to be a pioneer. However, giving up Pang Shuo's body and not hit small and medium parts is not easy for people who have never practiced martial arts.

Go up! The people behind kept pushing the people in front and saying

At the critical moment, suddenly, a seven-door RV drove up on the side of the road, parked beside everyone. Everyone stopped immediately, looked at the RV with respect, and showed a complimentary and solemn face.

The brown glass window in the back seat of the RV rolled down... scattered! A woman's voice came from the back seat of the RV

The crowd of people causing trouble immediately dispersed without a sound, and the RV continued to drive forward. I didn't even have the chance to come forward to thank me for it. I couldn't figure out who was in the car and how could it drive away everyone in one sentence?

I wonder if the women in the car are people in the underworld, because the people who make trouble are clearly people in the underworld. If the women in the car are not people in the underworld, how could they show their respectful side?

Longsheng... Let's go... Zishuang said unhappyly

Zishuang, are you okay... I said with concern

It's okay... Zishuang suppresses her inner emotions

Back in the car, I went to the bank to withdraw a huge sum of money, and then called to the manager of Zhou Dasheng Jewelry Store. He was introduced by his apprentice Lin Zhuoming.

Is it Manager Hu?

Yes, who one? Manager Hu said

I'm Longsheng, I want to come up and buy some things

It turned out to be Master Longsheng, and I am very happy to know you. Manager Lin of the bank has notified me just now. You can come to our headquarters at any time. I will arrange everything for you. But before you come, please notify me twenty minutes in advance so that I can pick you up from downstairs in person. Manager Hu said politely

OK, we will see you at 8 o'clock tonight. I hung up the phone after I finished speaking.

After I made an appointment with Manager Hu, I drove the car to the top of the uninhabited mountain

When the car drove to the top of the mountain, I parked the car aside

Zishuang, I know you feel uncomfortable, but in fact, my heart is even worse. Because of my relationship, Mr. Guan... I really can't continue to say it

Longsheng...I...I'm sorry for my father! Zishuang's tears finally poured out of the corners of her eyes

Zishuang's two lines of crystal tears mean that her strong heart had been declared to collapse. At this moment, Zishuang's heart was so painful. If it were me, facing my father's body, I would have to stay in the corpse for a long time. I'm afraid I've been driven crazy.

The trick of Wuchang Zhenren is really vicious, but those funeral homes are even more cowardly. They are afraid of offending a Wuchang Zhenren, regardless of their lives or death, and keeping others from thousands of miles away.

I never believe that a huge funeral industry would be so afraid of a person, and there must be articles inside. Judging from the incident just now, it is obvious that this industry must at least have a gangster background to gain a foothold. However, they expect that their peers can't help but take over this business, so they can reap the benefits of the fisherman and let Wuchang Real People deal with him. Therefore, everyone is sweeping the snow in front of the door, and we have become the bait in the funeral home competition industry

It seems that I want to run a funeral home, not just obtain a government license, but there are many things to deal with, especially the clubs behind it... Zishuang's tears dripped on her breasts like rain. I don't know how to comfort her. After all, this problem was caused by my dragon. Now, I am facing extremely difficult problems.

Longsheng, my father's body is really not able to get the code? Zishuang asked excitedly

Zishuang, I really don’t know about this. I have never worked in the funeral industry. What you know today is also what I just knew, so I don’t know what to do. Can you give me some time to think about it?

Zishuang covered her face with her hands and cried again. When tears fell on her breasts, I wanted to wipe the tears from her breasts with a tissue, but I dared not... Stop crying, crying can't solve the problem

Yes! Otherwise, I will go to Wuchang Real Person to argue! Zishuang said excitedly

This time it was awful. With Zishuang's temperament and filial piety, she would really find the real person of Wuchang to argue. What if she fell into the trap of Wuchang, what should she do?

I must think of a way, and I must not let Zishuang find the real person theory of Wuchang

Zishuang, Wuchang, set up this situation, the purpose is to let us fall into the trap. Even if you agree to any conditions, after the matter is completed, with his natural cunning treacherous appearance, he will definitely refuse to admit his conspiracy. Your father will definitely not be buried in two months. If he is buried in four months, it will be better. I lied to say

Why? Zishuang raised her head and said, "I'm so nervous that she looked up at me."

Your father's wish is to be buried in a good dragon cave, and he likes the purple colored dragon cave extremely much, but the purple colored god bead lands on the ground through the atmosphere. The dragon cave is also burned by the heat energy of the god bead, and even the creatures in the mud have been burned out. If you are buried at this moment, it is like being buried in a lifeless place. In Feng Shui, it is a defeated place and must not be buried. Therefore, Feng Shui masters will check it out again when they enter the coffin. I thought and said

Haven’t Feng Shui acupoints been viewed long ago? Why do you have to look at them more when you are buried? Zishuang asked

That's right, after clicking the acupoint, you can be buried on the auspicious day, but it is difficult to guarantee that there was a wildfire in the cave, or that a dead dog happened to die in that place. Therefore, before the Feng Shui masters take a closer look, they will be buried again, and the guarantee is correct. If an accident really happens, there is only a way to postpone the burial.

Oh... Zishuang nodded and said

Zishuang, I hope you understand one thing, the purple colored god bead is where the heat of the bead will surely burn all creatures to death, so it will take two months to resurrect the earth's energy and creatures, and that is the burial period. However, two months later is winter. If you can wait more than two months and then bury after the beginning of spring, and let the new breath of the earth rejuvenation be integrated into your father's ashes, then he will get more. I explained

Let the earth rejuvenate a new breath and integrate with my father? Really? The purple frost gradually reveals the joyful expression

Really! I, Longsheng, don't lie. I believe Mr. Guan would smile at you in the sky at that time. If he was buried now, he would definitely be unhappy.

Really? You didn't lie to me? I don't understand Feng Shui things... Zishuang repeatedly confirmed

Oh, I said that Longsheng is not a lie. Have I ever chosen a date for Mr. Guan to be buried? Even if there is, it must be after the beginning of spring. I said loudly

Oh...I believe you, can my father's body be taken out at that time? Zishuang asked

Zishuang, do you remember the funeral home plan in Longsheng Myth? Could it be that Sir Deng and my father Sir Shao’s reputation cannot get a funeral home license for four months? I asked Zishuang back

It should be fine, but how can you hold a funeral home in four months? And you just said that you don’t understand the funeral industry.

Zishuang, yes, the funeral home cannot be completed for four months, but I believe that only a funeral home license is required, and there is no need to carry the entire funeral home up? If at that time, our problem has not been solved, we will click and hold a simple cremation ceremony, and then hide the ashes into the Zicai Dragon Cave. The most important thing is to let Mr. Guan see himself in the sky and be buried in the Zicai Dragon Cave. All the etiquette in the world is no longer important.

Well, my dad hates worldly troublesome etiquette the most... Zishuang agrees with my statement

Zishuang, you don’t have to find Wuchang’s real person to argue? I’ll ask for sure

Since there is a way to solve the matter of Master Jue, of course I won’t look for real person Wuchang. I think he thought I was in a hurry, wait... Then wouldn’t my father become the first customer of your funeral home? Zishuang said

It's a distinguished guest, a cyclagust... Actually, I'm very happy that I can do something for you. In short, no matter what, I will do my best to do this for you, believe me! I nodded and said

Well, thank you! After Zishuang finished speaking, she suddenly kissed me in the face

Zishuang's kiss made me flattered!