(1) Get married by a child
Actually, I never thought of getting married so early. I like to live a life where the whole family is not hungry if I eat one person
Unfortunately, my girlfriend's growing belly made me feel as if I were to the execution ground, and I became a groom and a husband in grievance.
My girlfriend, alas!
Now I should say I am my wife. I was only 19 years old at that time, but I wasted 26 years of hard work.
It may be a coincidence to know her, or it can be said to be fate!
It was during the day when I broke up with my ex-girlfriend who I had been in love for three years. I felt like I had changed myself. I usually like to play and laugh, and suddenly I like to be alone and not afraid of loneliness.
At night, I turn on the dull computer, chat, watch beautiful pictures, games, and sometimes browse pornographic websites, and toss my hard cock at the sexy slut until it foams at the mouth and is dejected!
But loneliness seems to be going against me. The more I want to stay away from it, it wraps around me like ubiquitous radio waves, making me restless!
I love listening to music, it's not a secret, I just listen to radio stations late at night, which is a little-known story
Although I know that most of the radio hosts are sweet voices and scary appearances, I am still willing to feel wronged and listen to other people's past stories
After I was so bored, I transmitted my story over and left my phone number.
My phone number is like a hotline, ringing from time to time, making me wake up from my sleep, and they are all asking: There are such infatuated men in this world!
And that's how my wife knows me!
To be honest, I don’t know why she likes me, and this love comes so quickly and so directly!
If she describes it a little more despicable, she must have taken advantage of the situation when I was lonely and fragile, and occupied half of my life. From the initial text messages, phone calls, and later meetings, dates, and even going to bed, it happened without my preparation.
This is not my escape from responsibility. In my wife's words now: from the beginning to now, she has loved me much more than I love her!
I don’t deny this. In fact, after the previous relationship blow, my so-called emotional intelligence seemed to disappear without a trace!
Because I really can't tell what true love is!
I don’t know if it was because her painful expression touched me when she had sex for the first time, or the red blood under her made me feel heavy responsibility, so we really got married!
Now I absolutely cannot believe that I had been in love with my ex-girlfriend for three years, and I had never even kissed her, let alone having sex!
I always thought naively: Just like she said, I hope her first time will be on our wedding night
Indeed, I am very simple, because I don’t want to ruin our innocent friendship because of the impulse of love, because we are junior high school classmates who have been classmates for three years!
If it weren't for the time when I rushed to see her from thousands of miles away, I wanted to give her an unexpected surprise, but I didn't expect to see a scene that shocked me. Her wet head stretched out from the bathroom with a towel, and that surprised expression made me never forget it for the rest of my life!
But there was a man nearly 40 years old lying on her wide bed!
(2) Being fooled by love
To be honest, that man is much worse than me. From the bulging towel covering him, it can be concluded that if he lies down, he will definitely not be able to see his little dick, and his belly is as big as a pregnant woman who is six or seven months old.
The barbed wire around and the hair like an ice rink in the middle made me feel nauseous when I saw it!
I left without looking back, although I had wanted to beat him hard, but I didn't do this. It was not that I had no courage, but that I was afraid of defiling my hard-working hands.
I don't know if the man's trembling body was urinating, and all this didn't seem to matter to me, it was just that she had an extra program to clean the battlefield
Even the mandarin ducks drowned when they play in the water, and even the two of them fell to death when they fly together!
In fact, I should not remember the past, but the vivid scenes will always be my lifelong pain!
But I really don’t believe in love anymore!
I have to briefly introduce my current wife
When she met me, she was just a little girl who had just graduated from high school. Her job was to work as a beautician in a company
Her mother, my mother-in-law, gave birth to her because of her early love at the age of 16, regardless of her parents' opposition. When she was seven or eight years old, her parents divorced, and she has been relying on her mother for life.
There is an old saying in our countryside: There is no big seven men, and no big women!
I never believe in the saying of fate. Although my wife happens to be seven years younger than me, I still marries her by all means. In fact, it’s not that I love her so much, but I really can’t bear to go to the West to seek scriptures so early.
Maybe I was born to be the idol worshipped by middle-aged and elderly people. When I first met my mother-in-law, her face was amused by me and she was deformed.
Actually, it’s not that I’m not nervous, maybe I’m not under pressure, I was thinking at the time: What do you think, anyway, I’m already in bed to make up for the tickets!
The effect of meeting parents for the first time is imagined. When my wife came back, she hugged my neck and told me to call 120. To be honest, I really don’t want to suffocate under the kiss of a woman!
In order to commend my outstanding performance, my wife took out her cookbook that she had just bought and said she wanted to give me some sweet and delicious dishes!
To be honest, I know I have to be with instant noodles tonight. If the rice cooked by my wife is also delicious, the chefs from the fried restaurants will definitely go to a five-star hotel to be chefs.
But when I sit quietly on the sofa, I still remember the scene when I met my mother-in-law.
To be honest, I really didn't expect that she would look so young. If she was my wife's sister, 100% of people would believe it.
But it's normal to think about it. She is only 9 years older than me.
After getting married, we moved in with our mother-in-law because we just bought a pre-sale house and we had to hand over the house a year later.
In fact, this is also what my wife means. She is afraid that her mother-in-law will be too lonely at home alone and will not be used to it.
Although I don't want to live under someone else's roof, I don't want to embarrass everyone when I'm newly married
The life of the family of three has begun, but my joking and joking words and deeds have not changed
To be honest, I don’t want to bring too much restraint to myself because of marriage. Perhaps in my subconscious, my marriage is not much different from living together.
(3) Ordinary life
My wife hasn't gone to work anymore, and my life pressure has increased invisibly
I really don’t understand why my wife has had a good life, but she insisted on making me a house slave without hesitation for a so-called home!
The monthly payment of nearly 2,000 yuan a month, plus the nutritional expenses of my future baby, made me have to work hard for life.
Perhaps it is because of my expectation for my future baby that makes me feel pain and happy!
Of course, it is undeniable that I am still a very responsible man, otherwise why would I get married so early?
You know, when the female compatriots who knew me within a radius of three kilometers of my unit, when they heard that I received the red certificate, their expression was definitely comparable to that of Fairy Zixia who was talking about the Chinese Journey. It is not an exaggeration to describe it as disappointment and despair.
I must declare: I am definitely not a handsome guy!
Maybe if my plain appearance is also described as handsome, I will definitely be drowned by the beautiful woman's saliva when I walk on the street!
If you are not handsome, you are not handsome. This does not affect the appearance of the city. I still have a very high return rate when wandering on the streets of Rongcheng.
To describe it in the words of a beautiful girl from my unit, it means that she looks average, has a bit humorous, has a lot of masculinity and is 100% masculinity!
Sometimes I would look at myself in the mirror stupidly, and I really feel like the type of man with a big nose, thick JB, thick eyebrows, and strong sexual desire as the legendary man
Isn't this nonsense?
Although I am only 1.7 meters tall, my strong and strong muscles are not white. This is the result of my persistence in exercise!
Whenever I wear that tight vest in summer, beauties still stare at my chest muscles!
Is it useful to grow muscles in the light?
My beloved girlfriend doesn’t still like that man with a belly that looks like a drum!
But to be honest, not many people really understand my inner self. Perhaps I, who have been deeply hit by love, can only use the so-called humor to hide my inner fragility!
Yes, in this era of material desires, human reality makes one feel terrible!
In fact, until now, I can't understand: why she could have sex with me yesterday until late at night, and today she could have fought with him in bed for hundreds of rounds?
In fact, I should also blame the damn radio station for using that beautiful and beautiful voice to tempt me to report my love emotions!
This also made me unable to come back to my senses for a long time when I was working. I always felt that my colleagues in the unit discovered that they were generally
Looking back now, I am really crazy, how could I leave my phone number?
Fortunately, after I observed it carefully for a period of time, I didn’t find any abnormal situations. I just occasionally say: Wow!
A Bing has so many phone calls!
It’s strange that there are so many phone calls. I’m a golden boy to marry!
It is relatively normal to have girls like it!
well!
Now I am a man who is already a husband and about to be a father, so I can only say this before
This kind of thinking can only be hiding in the toilet occasionally and smiling!
My life has become linear. I go home from work, go home again!
My wife was so happy that she wanted to go to the floor to find teeth. The beautiful colleagues in the unit said that I was a guy who valued sex over friends all day long!
My buddy Fan Jian even said that I am really not a brother enough, but what they said is right. Even my favorite activities and basketball are rarely participated in. Except for the competitions with other units, I must not do it. I will fight my own people!
In the past, I would go to KTV with my colleagues to sing a few songs in a week or two. Now, in addition to socializing that I cannot refuse, I also put family affairs first and go home early to accompany my wife and children.
(4) My buddy wants to get married, invite me to be my partner
The May Day Golden Week is coming soon. I originally planned to go out for a good trip, but I received a call from my buddy Fan Jian, saying that he would hold a wedding on May 4th and ask my brother to be his best man!
Isn't this a disease?
It would be fine if I ruined my brother’s plan to travel. Even though I knew I had just applied for a marriage certificate a few days ago, if my wife hadn’t been pregnant, I would have had my wedding banquet long ago!
Isn’t it true that a married man cannot be a best man?
Could this kid want to commit crimes against the wind?
Fan Jian said to me with a stern face: NND! If you don’t hold a banquet, you don’t get married. Who knows you’re married when you go out? Don’t say nonsense, you’ll be determined to be the best man.
Hang up the phone before he finished speaking
Oh my God!
Is there any law in this world?
In this legal society, there are still forced requirements for being a best man!
well!
It seems that this May Day Golden Week is going to be ruined again
But if you have to say that, Fan Jian knows me well enough and knows that I will not refuse his illegal invitation!
well!
Isn't this killing me?
What kind of groomsman is, he is simply called a bartender!
Wine barrel!
If you want your brother to go through fire and water, just say it directly, and you have to keep saying how patriotic you are and regard the May Fourth Youth Day as your wedding anniversary
Your boy's face is thicker than the city wall. To put it in an exaggeration, Fan Jian TMD brags, but I really don't know how many cows have died!
It is appropriate for brothers to get married, but it takes up their vacation time to get married, but it is a little unkind. Although I feel a little depressed, I dare not speak out!
Fan Jian is my buddy. We have been working in the same army for several years. He is from Fuzhou. He can be transferred back to the local area to serve in the army. It can be imagined that this kid's family is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and the antenna is thick!
After retiring, I have been wasting my years in this so-called second hometown
Actually, I have been wondering if this kid has made Xiuxiu's belly bigger, otherwise why would it be so sudden?
He has always emphasized before that he will never enter the siege until he is thirty years old!
However, getting married early may not be a bad thing for Fan Jian. At least one wife is in charge of him, otherwise she will always think about doing something wrong outside!
In his own words: I don’t know how many good women fall under his crotch!
After spending many years with Fan Jian, he just farts. I know what he ate today. I know the most about his personality.
He is lustful and proficient in flattery, so he is very good at doing things, both in the army and now in the company
Look, Xiuxiu is the daughter of the company’s general manager!
At the beginning, Xiuxiu had a good relationship with me, but at that time I had not yet come out of the shadow of a broken heart.
But to be honest, from the bottom of my heart, I don’t like Xiuxiu’s lifestyle very much
Every time we were together, Xiuxiu's slutty dance made me want to speak, and a pair of lively little white rabbits jumped exaggeratedly, as if stimulating the male hormones of her male compatriots.
Deep in my heart, I still like those pure and quiet girls
If Fan Jian and Xiuxiu are born with each other, I would like to agree!
Their hobbies are almost the same, drinking, smoking, soaking in a bar, etc.
To be honest, I don't like that kind of occasion. I would rather surf the Internet on the computer and play on the basketball court, but every time I was still like going to the execution ground, they were carried by them to the deafening bar and swayed.
If people like Fan Jian are patriotic, then Fuzhou's public security will definitely rank at the forefront of the country, and even the police can reduce it by more than half.
This kid is proficient in everything from eating, drinking, gambling, and smoking. Even when he comes back from the sauna city, he still boasts in front of me: If he is the leader, he will definitely be prosperous and prostitutes!
However, I believe that those who have lived in Fuzhou will have a deep impression of the police in Fuzhou. Whether it is hot summer or windy or rainy, we can see the traffic police. They are dedicated and worthy of our reliance!
(5) The best man is really not fucking human!
Fan Jian’s so-called patriotic day has arrived. This kid woke me up when the phone rang at dawn. What does it mean!
I even think I don’t understand the rules, so I just wear white shirts and black trousers. Is it necessary to wait for me?
Fan JianTM is rare to get up so early to bed, but have you been admitted to this bridal chamber long ago? Is it necessary to be so nervous?
Really!
When my friends drove all BMWs to pick them up, I realized that Fuzhou was really troublesome to get married.
Fortunately, I am not from Fuzhou. You have to know that this is the case, it’s better if I don’t get married!
If the bridesmaid hadn't appeared in front of me in a bright posture, I think I wouldn't be able to get up to deal with Fan Jian's friends and friends
I don’t deny that I am a pervert. In the words of a woman: it is an animal that thinks in the lower body!
It’s not my fault, but I won’t make mistakes. At least I won’t be tempted by women who don’t feel it. At least I won’t look for chicken colors!
A gentleman is lustful but not lustful!
This is my principle
Fan Jian often says: I am a gentle pervert!
Beautiful people invisibly!
To be honest, the bridesmaid is much more beautiful than Xiuxiu. I guess Fan Jian must have regretted the mistake in the wedding night.
YY is OK, but I am already married, and it is not my intention to hurt an unmarried girl
The best man is really not done by humans, he just puts a whole barrel!
Walking around those dozens of tables, this was a big test of my alcohol tolerance. The prepared Aquaman Golden Cup also played its due role so that I would not get drunk in public.
Nowadays, society is really chaotic, and I always mess with my own people!
When I accompanied the bride and groom to my brothers' table, Impotence and bald man asked me to open up the light whenever I could.
These two kids are my best friend. If your brother is in trouble, just forget it without help, and you will push your brother to death.
TMD!
Next time I get drunk, I will kill you two
The real name of impotence is Yang Weixing. He looks like a weak scholar, wearing glasses all day long, and his thin figure looks even weaker.
I really can't tell what his dad thought. Didn't the word impotence at that time?
Give him such a name, so that every time he introduces himself in front of others, he has to divide it into several steps.
My name is Weixing and my surname is Yang!
Fortunately, when I stood in front of him before, I always felt like I wanted to laugh, which made me bit my tongue with my teeth every time and didn’t dare to laugh out loud. When I couldn’t help it, I ran to the bathroom to laugh a few times!
Smile, brother or brother!
Who made the name called by my dad?
Can he blame him?
But I'm sure 100% of female friends will also be associated with the word impotence in their hearts.
But I still don’t understand why no one calls him Viagra so far!
Impotence This person is also very stubborn. It doesn't matter what our brothers call him. If those unfamiliar people dare to call him like this, he will definitely turn against him.
I don't know how Impotence is like in bed, but he is indeed quite loyal. I remember when I first came out, I once started fighting with someone at a food stall. This kid was very domineering and even blocked a bench for me.
Later, when I was applying medicine to him, I made up my mind to make a decision.
Bald man named Wang Mingguang. This guy looked like he was a man with a fierce look on his face. The most obvious thing is the scar on his face.
At that time, he was just an apprentice in an automobile repair shop. When I was in the army, I often drove to their factory for maintenance. Over time, I got to know each other.
Now this kid is not a fuel-efficient lamp. He has opened a repair shop himself and his life is pretty good.
Bald man is really crazy. He is obviously engaged in car repairs, but he likes to play with motorcycles.
But he is not playing with ordinary motorcycles, but sports cars. In his words: My motorcycle tires are much larger than those of ordinary small cars.
A sentence he often said: Look at you driving these broken cars, there is no chance of turning back at all. Look at me, when I ride on the street, the rate of turning back at my pussy is 100%!
One word: cool!
This kid is so cool, and the rate of turning back in his pussy is indeed not low, but Fan Jian and I have followed him to the police station to make records a lot, and we have to find someone to help him take out the car.
It's nothing to do some good between brothers, but this kid's riding skills are really not a good match. On average, he will have to fall and die in one or two months.
My only benefit is that I was invisibly having a passionate relationship with the doctors and nurses of the Second Hospital of the City.
To be honest, I don’t agree with some of the bald behaviors deep down. I always feel that he is a bit bullying the good and afraid of evil.
Once Fan Jianche was sucked. He was obviously not far from us, but when we started to work with each other, he had not arrived for a long time.
But often on the street, he meets some migrant workers, younger brothers and others, but he looks a bit domineering.
I have always been disgusted with the kind of stealing, robbery and those young men who bully women and Confucians. It’s not that I am so kind in my heart, but I always think that being a person and doing things is a lifelong thing, and you should be at ease when you are alive!
(6) I have a drink with my bridesmaid
I never regret my military years!
Although I have not realized my dream of getting into a military academy!
And I always believe that after being tempered by the army, I can withstand the wind and rain and win glory!
At that time, my overall quality was also very good. I could almost enter the third grade of the army's training subjects. In addition, I played well in basketball and was loved by the leaders.
In fact, those years in the army were unforgettable years in my life!
The scenes I experienced during the 1998 flood control and rescue often appear in my mind inadvertently
I thought: If it weren't for the so-called dignity, maybe I'd still serve in the army
Drinking is not an unfamiliar thing to me. At the time of the army, I did not let down the chief's guiding ideology of supporting the government and loving the people on the August 1st Army Day. Even if I shake the bottle, I have to stick to it to the end.
Looking at the so-called buddies who are watching the fun, just drink it!
What's so great about it?
I'm not drunk!
Just as I was about to turn on the light, Xiuxiu pressed my hand on the table and said to the brothers and sisters at the table: I think it's better to forget it. Brother Bing had already drunk a lot just now, don't go back drunk.
Before he finished speaking, the boys started to slam and said that he could not drink it, at least he had to drink three large glasses of red wine.
Looking at the three large glasses of red wine, I knew it would be impossible not to drink it. Isn’t that the way it is at the wine table?
The atmosphere is very important!
When I was about to drink, TMD's bald head started clamoring again. If the bridesmaid promised to have a drink with you, then just drink a small glass.
Neuropathy!
He is a girl from a beautiful woman!
You can think of it if you drink a glass of wine!
I was about to start cursing my bald head to death. Did I think I was very K? Isn’t it just three big glasses of red wine? Why are you doing to make things difficult for my younger sister?
The bridesmaid gently pulled me, walked to the bald man, and said with confidence: Drink a glass of wine, right? Just drink it, who is afraid of whom? Scare us, right?
Before she finished speaking, her left hand raised my right hand, and her own right hand began to wrap around my neck
I think I have always been a thick-skinned person, and this time, I obviously felt my face getting hot
I walked around the neck of my bridesmaid a little bit slow, and after drinking the unforgettable cup of wine, I also heard the inspiring applause, whistle, and cheering sounds around me!
The voices of dead bald and impotence are the biggest: TM Bing Ge, it’s so embarrassing. Men are so passive. Look at how cheerful and proactive their pussy is!
I glared at them, and with the boy Fan Jian also started to smooth things over, saying that I would come back later.
To be honest, I still have a certain prestige in the eyes of these buddies. Although they are not younger than me, they also like to call me Bing Ge. This may have something to do with how many years I have been training in the army.
At least I am good at being loyal, and the style of the military's decisive style has always been my pride
Fan Jian TMD didn’t know if it was because he was too excited about getting married or why he didn’t talk about strategies at all when drinking, and he would go to the table to interpret his dreams with Zhou Gong before the banquet ended!
This is the wedding night, do you still want to enter the bridal chamber?
Let me shake my body sway, he just stayed alive and murmured: Don’t move me! Let me rest for a while!
I was powerless, and Fan Jian's mother also signaled me to let him rest for a while, so I had to walk away quietly!
(7) Is love measured by wine?
Xiuxiu's anger surprised me. It turned out that her sisters were waiting for Fan Jian to toast?
She searched for a long time before she found Fan Jian who was sleeping heavily. Her eyes were red and she was so angry that she stamped her feet.
When I followed Xiuxiu to find her sisters, they had already set off and prepared to leave. Xiuxiu took them to the elevator entrance. A fashionable little girl threw down a sentence: Axiu! The sisters are unhappy tonight! They are not happy enough. If they are sisters, go to Chinatown to find us!
faint!
What's wrong with girls nowadays?
This is where they get married, so they should be considerate if they are not well-careful. Let the couple run away on the wedding night. How can this be so concise!
I thought so in my heart, but I didn't dare to say it out loud. Where can I worry about other people's affairs?
After seeing off the last few relatives and friends, Xiuxiu decided to go!
It is understandable for us young people to have a deep sisterhood, and they all say this
But the old man didn't think so. They all told her to go home and don't go again
When Xiuxiu's stubborn temper comes, she can't even pull back the nine cows and two tigers!
The saliva that her parents, father-in-law and mother-in-law spent on speaking definitely consumed a lot of alcohol in their stomachs. Looking at their expressions from blurry to sober, my best man seems to be with me to the end!
Why don’t Xiaojie and I go with her? It’s okay, we’ll come back soon!
Now I really doubt whether I was so stupid when I was drinking, so why did I find this errand?
Fan Jian’s parents have always had a good impression of me. They think I am sensible and are more mature and steady in dealing with things. Not to mention Xiuxiu’s parents, what about my big boss? Which boss now doesn’t know about employees?
They nodded at me and told us to come back soon
Xiaojie is the bridesmaid, and I accidentally heard someone call her like this. This girl has a sweet mouth. After a while, Bing Ge called out, as if she is very familiar with me.
But to be honest, I really like girls with her personality, straightforward and generous!
Of course, I don’t deny that it looks beautiful!
hehe!
Fan Jian’s uncle drove the three of us to Chinatown. The deafening rock music inside made me feel excited!
Only then did I realize that Xiuxiu was wearing the big red cheongsam and looked particularly dazzling inside.
When we arrived at the box where Xiuxiu's sisters were, they immediately turned off the music and whispered. Xiuxiu was busy saying sorry to them. Xiaojie and I sat down next to each other and toasted a glass of wine with the five or six people inside.
It's Chivas again. I don't like drinking alcohol and drinking it all the most, so I feel very uncomfortable in my stomach.
At this time, the fashionable little girl started to speak again: Why didn’t the groom come? Could it be that she looked down on us sisters, right?
Xiuxiu's eyes were red from anger and felt like she wanted to cry. She explained: He was really drunk and couldn't come, I'm sorry!
Sorry, it doesn't work. We haven't seen him drink a few drinks with us? He got drunk? Isn't it true? Alas! He is so arrogant. It seems that we A Xiu can't control him anymore!
I really don’t understand whether this fashionable little girl is Xiuxiu’s rival, how can she target Xiuxiu everywhere!
There was a thorn in my words, and I felt very uncomfortable when I heard it
Xiuxiu wanted to explain something, but I was stopped by me who stood up. I cleared my throat and said: Dear beauties! The groom was really drunk tonight. This may be the reason why he was so happy. This also shows that Xiuxiu is charming, he was drunk. He was just shouting to come over, but he was stopped by his parents. You also know that the old man loves his children this way. Maybe he is afraid of silence on Xiuxiu and his bridal chamber, so he entrusts me and the bridesmaid to accompany Xiuxiu to accompany everyone. I beg everyone to understand! OK?
Actually, I never thought of getting married so early. I like to live a life where the whole family is not hungry if I eat one person
Unfortunately, my girlfriend's growing belly made me feel as if I were to the execution ground, and I became a groom and a husband in grievance.
My girlfriend, alas!
Now I should say I am my wife. I was only 19 years old at that time, but I wasted 26 years of hard work.
It may be a coincidence to know her, or it can be said to be fate!
It was during the day when I broke up with my ex-girlfriend who I had been in love for three years. I felt like I had changed myself. I usually like to play and laugh, and suddenly I like to be alone and not afraid of loneliness.
At night, I turn on the dull computer, chat, watch beautiful pictures, games, and sometimes browse pornographic websites, and toss my hard cock at the sexy slut until it foams at the mouth and is dejected!
But loneliness seems to be going against me. The more I want to stay away from it, it wraps around me like ubiquitous radio waves, making me restless!
I love listening to music, it's not a secret, I just listen to radio stations late at night, which is a little-known story
Although I know that most of the radio hosts are sweet voices and scary appearances, I am still willing to feel wronged and listen to other people's past stories
After I was so bored, I transmitted my story over and left my phone number.
My phone number is like a hotline, ringing from time to time, making me wake up from my sleep, and they are all asking: There are such infatuated men in this world!
And that's how my wife knows me!
To be honest, I don’t know why she likes me, and this love comes so quickly and so directly!
If she describes it a little more despicable, she must have taken advantage of the situation when I was lonely and fragile, and occupied half of my life. From the initial text messages, phone calls, and later meetings, dates, and even going to bed, it happened without my preparation.
This is not my escape from responsibility. In my wife's words now: from the beginning to now, she has loved me much more than I love her!
I don’t deny this. In fact, after the previous relationship blow, my so-called emotional intelligence seemed to disappear without a trace!
Because I really can't tell what true love is!
I don’t know if it was because her painful expression touched me when she had sex for the first time, or the red blood under her made me feel heavy responsibility, so we really got married!
Now I absolutely cannot believe that I had been in love with my ex-girlfriend for three years, and I had never even kissed her, let alone having sex!
I always thought naively: Just like she said, I hope her first time will be on our wedding night
Indeed, I am very simple, because I don’t want to ruin our innocent friendship because of the impulse of love, because we are junior high school classmates who have been classmates for three years!
If it weren't for the time when I rushed to see her from thousands of miles away, I wanted to give her an unexpected surprise, but I didn't expect to see a scene that shocked me. Her wet head stretched out from the bathroom with a towel, and that surprised expression made me never forget it for the rest of my life!
But there was a man nearly 40 years old lying on her wide bed!
(2) Being fooled by love
To be honest, that man is much worse than me. From the bulging towel covering him, it can be concluded that if he lies down, he will definitely not be able to see his little dick, and his belly is as big as a pregnant woman who is six or seven months old.
The barbed wire around and the hair like an ice rink in the middle made me feel nauseous when I saw it!
I left without looking back, although I had wanted to beat him hard, but I didn't do this. It was not that I had no courage, but that I was afraid of defiling my hard-working hands.
I don't know if the man's trembling body was urinating, and all this didn't seem to matter to me, it was just that she had an extra program to clean the battlefield
Even the mandarin ducks drowned when they play in the water, and even the two of them fell to death when they fly together!
In fact, I should not remember the past, but the vivid scenes will always be my lifelong pain!
But I really don’t believe in love anymore!
I have to briefly introduce my current wife
When she met me, she was just a little girl who had just graduated from high school. Her job was to work as a beautician in a company
Her mother, my mother-in-law, gave birth to her because of her early love at the age of 16, regardless of her parents' opposition. When she was seven or eight years old, her parents divorced, and she has been relying on her mother for life.
There is an old saying in our countryside: There is no big seven men, and no big women!
I never believe in the saying of fate. Although my wife happens to be seven years younger than me, I still marries her by all means. In fact, it’s not that I love her so much, but I really can’t bear to go to the West to seek scriptures so early.
Maybe I was born to be the idol worshipped by middle-aged and elderly people. When I first met my mother-in-law, her face was amused by me and she was deformed.
Actually, it’s not that I’m not nervous, maybe I’m not under pressure, I was thinking at the time: What do you think, anyway, I’m already in bed to make up for the tickets!
The effect of meeting parents for the first time is imagined. When my wife came back, she hugged my neck and told me to call 120. To be honest, I really don’t want to suffocate under the kiss of a woman!
In order to commend my outstanding performance, my wife took out her cookbook that she had just bought and said she wanted to give me some sweet and delicious dishes!
To be honest, I know I have to be with instant noodles tonight. If the rice cooked by my wife is also delicious, the chefs from the fried restaurants will definitely go to a five-star hotel to be chefs.
But when I sit quietly on the sofa, I still remember the scene when I met my mother-in-law.
To be honest, I really didn't expect that she would look so young. If she was my wife's sister, 100% of people would believe it.
But it's normal to think about it. She is only 9 years older than me.
After getting married, we moved in with our mother-in-law because we just bought a pre-sale house and we had to hand over the house a year later.
In fact, this is also what my wife means. She is afraid that her mother-in-law will be too lonely at home alone and will not be used to it.
Although I don't want to live under someone else's roof, I don't want to embarrass everyone when I'm newly married
The life of the family of three has begun, but my joking and joking words and deeds have not changed
To be honest, I don’t want to bring too much restraint to myself because of marriage. Perhaps in my subconscious, my marriage is not much different from living together.
(3) Ordinary life
My wife hasn't gone to work anymore, and my life pressure has increased invisibly
I really don’t understand why my wife has had a good life, but she insisted on making me a house slave without hesitation for a so-called home!
The monthly payment of nearly 2,000 yuan a month, plus the nutritional expenses of my future baby, made me have to work hard for life.
Perhaps it is because of my expectation for my future baby that makes me feel pain and happy!
Of course, it is undeniable that I am still a very responsible man, otherwise why would I get married so early?
You know, when the female compatriots who knew me within a radius of three kilometers of my unit, when they heard that I received the red certificate, their expression was definitely comparable to that of Fairy Zixia who was talking about the Chinese Journey. It is not an exaggeration to describe it as disappointment and despair.
I must declare: I am definitely not a handsome guy!
Maybe if my plain appearance is also described as handsome, I will definitely be drowned by the beautiful woman's saliva when I walk on the street!
If you are not handsome, you are not handsome. This does not affect the appearance of the city. I still have a very high return rate when wandering on the streets of Rongcheng.
To describe it in the words of a beautiful girl from my unit, it means that she looks average, has a bit humorous, has a lot of masculinity and is 100% masculinity!
Sometimes I would look at myself in the mirror stupidly, and I really feel like the type of man with a big nose, thick JB, thick eyebrows, and strong sexual desire as the legendary man
Isn't this nonsense?
Although I am only 1.7 meters tall, my strong and strong muscles are not white. This is the result of my persistence in exercise!
Whenever I wear that tight vest in summer, beauties still stare at my chest muscles!
Is it useful to grow muscles in the light?
My beloved girlfriend doesn’t still like that man with a belly that looks like a drum!
But to be honest, not many people really understand my inner self. Perhaps I, who have been deeply hit by love, can only use the so-called humor to hide my inner fragility!
Yes, in this era of material desires, human reality makes one feel terrible!
In fact, until now, I can't understand: why she could have sex with me yesterday until late at night, and today she could have fought with him in bed for hundreds of rounds?
In fact, I should also blame the damn radio station for using that beautiful and beautiful voice to tempt me to report my love emotions!
This also made me unable to come back to my senses for a long time when I was working. I always felt that my colleagues in the unit discovered that they were generally
Looking back now, I am really crazy, how could I leave my phone number?
Fortunately, after I observed it carefully for a period of time, I didn’t find any abnormal situations. I just occasionally say: Wow!
A Bing has so many phone calls!
It’s strange that there are so many phone calls. I’m a golden boy to marry!
It is relatively normal to have girls like it!
well!
Now I am a man who is already a husband and about to be a father, so I can only say this before
This kind of thinking can only be hiding in the toilet occasionally and smiling!
My life has become linear. I go home from work, go home again!
My wife was so happy that she wanted to go to the floor to find teeth. The beautiful colleagues in the unit said that I was a guy who valued sex over friends all day long!
My buddy Fan Jian even said that I am really not a brother enough, but what they said is right. Even my favorite activities and basketball are rarely participated in. Except for the competitions with other units, I must not do it. I will fight my own people!
In the past, I would go to KTV with my colleagues to sing a few songs in a week or two. Now, in addition to socializing that I cannot refuse, I also put family affairs first and go home early to accompany my wife and children.
(4) My buddy wants to get married, invite me to be my partner
The May Day Golden Week is coming soon. I originally planned to go out for a good trip, but I received a call from my buddy Fan Jian, saying that he would hold a wedding on May 4th and ask my brother to be his best man!
Isn't this a disease?
It would be fine if I ruined my brother’s plan to travel. Even though I knew I had just applied for a marriage certificate a few days ago, if my wife hadn’t been pregnant, I would have had my wedding banquet long ago!
Isn’t it true that a married man cannot be a best man?
Could this kid want to commit crimes against the wind?
Fan Jian said to me with a stern face: NND! If you don’t hold a banquet, you don’t get married. Who knows you’re married when you go out? Don’t say nonsense, you’ll be determined to be the best man.
Hang up the phone before he finished speaking
Oh my God!
Is there any law in this world?
In this legal society, there are still forced requirements for being a best man!
well!
It seems that this May Day Golden Week is going to be ruined again
But if you have to say that, Fan Jian knows me well enough and knows that I will not refuse his illegal invitation!
well!
Isn't this killing me?
What kind of groomsman is, he is simply called a bartender!
Wine barrel!
If you want your brother to go through fire and water, just say it directly, and you have to keep saying how patriotic you are and regard the May Fourth Youth Day as your wedding anniversary
Your boy's face is thicker than the city wall. To put it in an exaggeration, Fan Jian TMD brags, but I really don't know how many cows have died!
It is appropriate for brothers to get married, but it takes up their vacation time to get married, but it is a little unkind. Although I feel a little depressed, I dare not speak out!
Fan Jian is my buddy. We have been working in the same army for several years. He is from Fuzhou. He can be transferred back to the local area to serve in the army. It can be imagined that this kid's family is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and the antenna is thick!
After retiring, I have been wasting my years in this so-called second hometown
Actually, I have been wondering if this kid has made Xiuxiu's belly bigger, otherwise why would it be so sudden?
He has always emphasized before that he will never enter the siege until he is thirty years old!
However, getting married early may not be a bad thing for Fan Jian. At least one wife is in charge of him, otherwise she will always think about doing something wrong outside!
In his own words: I don’t know how many good women fall under his crotch!
After spending many years with Fan Jian, he just farts. I know what he ate today. I know the most about his personality.
He is lustful and proficient in flattery, so he is very good at doing things, both in the army and now in the company
Look, Xiuxiu is the daughter of the company’s general manager!
At the beginning, Xiuxiu had a good relationship with me, but at that time I had not yet come out of the shadow of a broken heart.
But to be honest, from the bottom of my heart, I don’t like Xiuxiu’s lifestyle very much
Every time we were together, Xiuxiu's slutty dance made me want to speak, and a pair of lively little white rabbits jumped exaggeratedly, as if stimulating the male hormones of her male compatriots.
Deep in my heart, I still like those pure and quiet girls
If Fan Jian and Xiuxiu are born with each other, I would like to agree!
Their hobbies are almost the same, drinking, smoking, soaking in a bar, etc.
To be honest, I don't like that kind of occasion. I would rather surf the Internet on the computer and play on the basketball court, but every time I was still like going to the execution ground, they were carried by them to the deafening bar and swayed.
If people like Fan Jian are patriotic, then Fuzhou's public security will definitely rank at the forefront of the country, and even the police can reduce it by more than half.
This kid is proficient in everything from eating, drinking, gambling, and smoking. Even when he comes back from the sauna city, he still boasts in front of me: If he is the leader, he will definitely be prosperous and prostitutes!
However, I believe that those who have lived in Fuzhou will have a deep impression of the police in Fuzhou. Whether it is hot summer or windy or rainy, we can see the traffic police. They are dedicated and worthy of our reliance!
(5) The best man is really not fucking human!
Fan Jian’s so-called patriotic day has arrived. This kid woke me up when the phone rang at dawn. What does it mean!
I even think I don’t understand the rules, so I just wear white shirts and black trousers. Is it necessary to wait for me?
Fan JianTM is rare to get up so early to bed, but have you been admitted to this bridal chamber long ago? Is it necessary to be so nervous?
Really!
When my friends drove all BMWs to pick them up, I realized that Fuzhou was really troublesome to get married.
Fortunately, I am not from Fuzhou. You have to know that this is the case, it’s better if I don’t get married!
If the bridesmaid hadn't appeared in front of me in a bright posture, I think I wouldn't be able to get up to deal with Fan Jian's friends and friends
I don’t deny that I am a pervert. In the words of a woman: it is an animal that thinks in the lower body!
It’s not my fault, but I won’t make mistakes. At least I won’t be tempted by women who don’t feel it. At least I won’t look for chicken colors!
A gentleman is lustful but not lustful!
This is my principle
Fan Jian often says: I am a gentle pervert!
Beautiful people invisibly!
To be honest, the bridesmaid is much more beautiful than Xiuxiu. I guess Fan Jian must have regretted the mistake in the wedding night.
YY is OK, but I am already married, and it is not my intention to hurt an unmarried girl
The best man is really not done by humans, he just puts a whole barrel!
Walking around those dozens of tables, this was a big test of my alcohol tolerance. The prepared Aquaman Golden Cup also played its due role so that I would not get drunk in public.
Nowadays, society is really chaotic, and I always mess with my own people!
When I accompanied the bride and groom to my brothers' table, Impotence and bald man asked me to open up the light whenever I could.
These two kids are my best friend. If your brother is in trouble, just forget it without help, and you will push your brother to death.
TMD!
Next time I get drunk, I will kill you two
The real name of impotence is Yang Weixing. He looks like a weak scholar, wearing glasses all day long, and his thin figure looks even weaker.
I really can't tell what his dad thought. Didn't the word impotence at that time?
Give him such a name, so that every time he introduces himself in front of others, he has to divide it into several steps.
My name is Weixing and my surname is Yang!
Fortunately, when I stood in front of him before, I always felt like I wanted to laugh, which made me bit my tongue with my teeth every time and didn’t dare to laugh out loud. When I couldn’t help it, I ran to the bathroom to laugh a few times!
Smile, brother or brother!
Who made the name called by my dad?
Can he blame him?
But I'm sure 100% of female friends will also be associated with the word impotence in their hearts.
But I still don’t understand why no one calls him Viagra so far!
Impotence This person is also very stubborn. It doesn't matter what our brothers call him. If those unfamiliar people dare to call him like this, he will definitely turn against him.
I don't know how Impotence is like in bed, but he is indeed quite loyal. I remember when I first came out, I once started fighting with someone at a food stall. This kid was very domineering and even blocked a bench for me.
Later, when I was applying medicine to him, I made up my mind to make a decision.
Bald man named Wang Mingguang. This guy looked like he was a man with a fierce look on his face. The most obvious thing is the scar on his face.
At that time, he was just an apprentice in an automobile repair shop. When I was in the army, I often drove to their factory for maintenance. Over time, I got to know each other.
Now this kid is not a fuel-efficient lamp. He has opened a repair shop himself and his life is pretty good.
Bald man is really crazy. He is obviously engaged in car repairs, but he likes to play with motorcycles.
But he is not playing with ordinary motorcycles, but sports cars. In his words: My motorcycle tires are much larger than those of ordinary small cars.
A sentence he often said: Look at you driving these broken cars, there is no chance of turning back at all. Look at me, when I ride on the street, the rate of turning back at my pussy is 100%!
One word: cool!
This kid is so cool, and the rate of turning back in his pussy is indeed not low, but Fan Jian and I have followed him to the police station to make records a lot, and we have to find someone to help him take out the car.
It's nothing to do some good between brothers, but this kid's riding skills are really not a good match. On average, he will have to fall and die in one or two months.
My only benefit is that I was invisibly having a passionate relationship with the doctors and nurses of the Second Hospital of the City.
To be honest, I don’t agree with some of the bald behaviors deep down. I always feel that he is a bit bullying the good and afraid of evil.
Once Fan Jianche was sucked. He was obviously not far from us, but when we started to work with each other, he had not arrived for a long time.
But often on the street, he meets some migrant workers, younger brothers and others, but he looks a bit domineering.
I have always been disgusted with the kind of stealing, robbery and those young men who bully women and Confucians. It’s not that I am so kind in my heart, but I always think that being a person and doing things is a lifelong thing, and you should be at ease when you are alive!
(6) I have a drink with my bridesmaid
I never regret my military years!
Although I have not realized my dream of getting into a military academy!
And I always believe that after being tempered by the army, I can withstand the wind and rain and win glory!
At that time, my overall quality was also very good. I could almost enter the third grade of the army's training subjects. In addition, I played well in basketball and was loved by the leaders.
In fact, those years in the army were unforgettable years in my life!
The scenes I experienced during the 1998 flood control and rescue often appear in my mind inadvertently
I thought: If it weren't for the so-called dignity, maybe I'd still serve in the army
Drinking is not an unfamiliar thing to me. At the time of the army, I did not let down the chief's guiding ideology of supporting the government and loving the people on the August 1st Army Day. Even if I shake the bottle, I have to stick to it to the end.
Looking at the so-called buddies who are watching the fun, just drink it!
What's so great about it?
I'm not drunk!
Just as I was about to turn on the light, Xiuxiu pressed my hand on the table and said to the brothers and sisters at the table: I think it's better to forget it. Brother Bing had already drunk a lot just now, don't go back drunk.
Before he finished speaking, the boys started to slam and said that he could not drink it, at least he had to drink three large glasses of red wine.
Looking at the three large glasses of red wine, I knew it would be impossible not to drink it. Isn’t that the way it is at the wine table?
The atmosphere is very important!
When I was about to drink, TMD's bald head started clamoring again. If the bridesmaid promised to have a drink with you, then just drink a small glass.
Neuropathy!
He is a girl from a beautiful woman!
You can think of it if you drink a glass of wine!
I was about to start cursing my bald head to death. Did I think I was very K? Isn’t it just three big glasses of red wine? Why are you doing to make things difficult for my younger sister?
The bridesmaid gently pulled me, walked to the bald man, and said with confidence: Drink a glass of wine, right? Just drink it, who is afraid of whom? Scare us, right?
Before she finished speaking, her left hand raised my right hand, and her own right hand began to wrap around my neck
I think I have always been a thick-skinned person, and this time, I obviously felt my face getting hot
I walked around the neck of my bridesmaid a little bit slow, and after drinking the unforgettable cup of wine, I also heard the inspiring applause, whistle, and cheering sounds around me!
The voices of dead bald and impotence are the biggest: TM Bing Ge, it’s so embarrassing. Men are so passive. Look at how cheerful and proactive their pussy is!
I glared at them, and with the boy Fan Jian also started to smooth things over, saying that I would come back later.
To be honest, I still have a certain prestige in the eyes of these buddies. Although they are not younger than me, they also like to call me Bing Ge. This may have something to do with how many years I have been training in the army.
At least I am good at being loyal, and the style of the military's decisive style has always been my pride
Fan Jian TMD didn’t know if it was because he was too excited about getting married or why he didn’t talk about strategies at all when drinking, and he would go to the table to interpret his dreams with Zhou Gong before the banquet ended!
This is the wedding night, do you still want to enter the bridal chamber?
Let me shake my body sway, he just stayed alive and murmured: Don’t move me! Let me rest for a while!
I was powerless, and Fan Jian's mother also signaled me to let him rest for a while, so I had to walk away quietly!
(7) Is love measured by wine?
Xiuxiu's anger surprised me. It turned out that her sisters were waiting for Fan Jian to toast?
She searched for a long time before she found Fan Jian who was sleeping heavily. Her eyes were red and she was so angry that she stamped her feet.
When I followed Xiuxiu to find her sisters, they had already set off and prepared to leave. Xiuxiu took them to the elevator entrance. A fashionable little girl threw down a sentence: Axiu! The sisters are unhappy tonight! They are not happy enough. If they are sisters, go to Chinatown to find us!
faint!
What's wrong with girls nowadays?
This is where they get married, so they should be considerate if they are not well-careful. Let the couple run away on the wedding night. How can this be so concise!
I thought so in my heart, but I didn't dare to say it out loud. Where can I worry about other people's affairs?
After seeing off the last few relatives and friends, Xiuxiu decided to go!
It is understandable for us young people to have a deep sisterhood, and they all say this
But the old man didn't think so. They all told her to go home and don't go again
When Xiuxiu's stubborn temper comes, she can't even pull back the nine cows and two tigers!
The saliva that her parents, father-in-law and mother-in-law spent on speaking definitely consumed a lot of alcohol in their stomachs. Looking at their expressions from blurry to sober, my best man seems to be with me to the end!
Why don’t Xiaojie and I go with her? It’s okay, we’ll come back soon!
Now I really doubt whether I was so stupid when I was drinking, so why did I find this errand?
Fan Jian’s parents have always had a good impression of me. They think I am sensible and are more mature and steady in dealing with things. Not to mention Xiuxiu’s parents, what about my big boss? Which boss now doesn’t know about employees?
They nodded at me and told us to come back soon
Xiaojie is the bridesmaid, and I accidentally heard someone call her like this. This girl has a sweet mouth. After a while, Bing Ge called out, as if she is very familiar with me.
But to be honest, I really like girls with her personality, straightforward and generous!
Of course, I don’t deny that it looks beautiful!
hehe!
Fan Jian’s uncle drove the three of us to Chinatown. The deafening rock music inside made me feel excited!
Only then did I realize that Xiuxiu was wearing the big red cheongsam and looked particularly dazzling inside.
When we arrived at the box where Xiuxiu's sisters were, they immediately turned off the music and whispered. Xiuxiu was busy saying sorry to them. Xiaojie and I sat down next to each other and toasted a glass of wine with the five or six people inside.
It's Chivas again. I don't like drinking alcohol and drinking it all the most, so I feel very uncomfortable in my stomach.
At this time, the fashionable little girl started to speak again: Why didn’t the groom come? Could it be that she looked down on us sisters, right?
Xiuxiu's eyes were red from anger and felt like she wanted to cry. She explained: He was really drunk and couldn't come, I'm sorry!
Sorry, it doesn't work. We haven't seen him drink a few drinks with us? He got drunk? Isn't it true? Alas! He is so arrogant. It seems that we A Xiu can't control him anymore!
I really don’t understand whether this fashionable little girl is Xiuxiu’s rival, how can she target Xiuxiu everywhere!
There was a thorn in my words, and I felt very uncomfortable when I heard it
Xiuxiu wanted to explain something, but I was stopped by me who stood up. I cleared my throat and said: Dear beauties! The groom was really drunk tonight. This may be the reason why he was so happy. This also shows that Xiuxiu is charming, he was drunk. He was just shouting to come over, but he was stopped by his parents. You also know that the old man loves his children this way. Maybe he is afraid of silence on Xiuxiu and his bridal chamber, so he entrusts me and the bridesmaid to accompany Xiuxiu to accompany everyone. I beg everyone to understand! OK?
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