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Chapter 71

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John, this kid can speak English. At first he was pretending to be stupid? The fat policeman opened his eyes wide, as if he didn't believe what he started to hear.

John, is this man named John?

Fang Tian only understood the man's name, racked his brains before saying: I am Fang Tian, ​​are you policemen?

Jack, he asked if we were policemen! The thin policeman also understood Fang Tian's words with difficulty.

I know, this kid's English is not good, it seems he is a stowaway. The fat policeman turned around and said, and then the other party said, Yes, we are policemen, be honest now, let's go!

What? What did you say? Fang Tian understood a little more, and he understood more casually, but he knew that the fat policeman should be called Jack. When he thought of what he said to Fan Weiwei at the sea, Fang Tian became disgusted again

If Jack in Titanic is as fat as a pig, I'm afraid the audience will spit out everything they ate a month ago.

Jack, don't say much, it's useless to tell him, take him back, I want to get off work early! John over there finally couldn't wait, and was very unhappy with his companion playing word games with this idiot stowaway

Zhuqi, go to the police station with us! He pointed at the police car with one hand and danced the baton with the other hand, so that the idiot smuggler could understand what he meant

This time Fang Tian didn't have to do anything anymore. He buried his head, held his hand behind his head, and walked towards the police car, but he felt uneasy.

I hope they don't shoot, it seems like the prisoners in American movies were caught by the police, and they all looked like this.

Fang Tian climbed into the police car and saw that the appearance inside was indeed similar to the American police car I had seen in the movie, so he felt relieved.

Fortunately, it is better to fall into the hands of these policemen than to fall into Wei Sanduo's hands. I hope the American police can be reasonable, not so arrogant.

But I heard that the Mexican smuggler was beaten to a disabled person by the American police last time, so the Chinese should have a lower status in the United States. If they were to me... Fang Tian became nervous again, but now he has been locked in the police car. It is too late to regret anything.

Soon, Fang Tian was sent to the police station. There was no lawyer, nor did you have the right to remain silent, but everything you said will become a certificate in court. You will have the right to hire a lawyer. If you don't hire a lawyer, we will help you assign a lawyer.

After the two policemen handed him over to the police officer on duty in the police station, they left

Fang Tian was taken to the temporary detention office behind by the police station. When he was detained, no one came to pay attention to him again.

Along the way, Fang Tian listened to the police chatting and talking without understanding, but only a very small part of them were limited to the simplest words, and most of them were not understood, so it was said that they almost didn't understand.

I want to hire a lawyer, I want human rights, let me go, let me go! As soon as I was locked up, Fang Tiancai became anxious, but his English proficiency could not say anything good. After calling for a long time, even the lawyer shouted in Chinese

Alas, forget it, it’s really a pig who told the cow, he doesn’t understand, I don’t understand, it’s so fucking unlucky, I’ve just left the sea of ​​suffering and entered the abyss again, I’m depressed!

Fang Tian had no choice but to lean against the corner of the wall and lay down. He was indeed exhausted and almost died of exhaustion.

Although Fang Tianji wanted to take a break, some people didn't want him to rest

When the two black men in the detention room opposite were excited when they saw a new companion coming in, they were also excited.

Hey, yellow-bred pig, how did you come in? A strong black man with colorful tattoos on his body and a green ring or two on his nostrils began to provoke Fang Tian

Fuck you, the black pig, it should be said to be a wild boar, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you

No matter how bad Fang Tian's English is, he still understands the meaning of that pig, but now he has no energy to compete with others. He leans against the wall, closes his eyes, pretends to be sleeping.

Chinese pig, you are really a pig. You know how to sleep as soon as you come in, hahaha, another black man laughed, the man's dress was similar to the other person who was called by Fang Tian as a wild boar.

At first glance, the two of them were like those kind of gangsters in society. Of course, this was just measured by Fang Tian using Chinese standards. Perhaps this is a fashion in the United States, just like when high heels and miniskirts were introduced to China, they were regarded as strange people.

Fang Tian can't be said to be patriotic or nationalist, but when the other party pointed the insult at China, he could no longer help it.

To the saying that Chinese people often say, you can scold me, you can insult me, but don’t scold my mother, don’t insult my mother

And China is Fang Tian’s mother. When his mother is insulted, can he still calm down?

Fuck you, don't curse people. Two wild boars, no wonder they have such a low status in the United States. You pigs, in addition to doing these meaningless things, do you know what else to do... Fang Tian squirted out all the words he could think of. Of course, they were all scolding in Chinese. Who said that he was too poor in English?

But Fang Tian was really too tired. After cursing for a few minutes, he couldn't hold on and retreated.

Because he was so angry that he was confused, he did not scold the classic sentences in the profound Chinese culture that could make people live and live people live. This made Fang Tian, ​​who later recovered his spirit, regret it, and had to recongratulate the two niggers again in his heart.

There was nothing to say all night. When Fang Tian woke up again, the dazzling sunlight shot through the iron railings on the wall, making Fang Tian unable to open his eyes for a moment

Pig tits, get up, damn, you Chinese are all... The policeman on duty originally wanted to scold Fang Tian, ​​but the last word was swallowed back

At this time, a middle-aged man wearing casual clothes and just hanging a police work permit on his chest walked in.

Fang Tianyi saw this man as if he had seen a savior. He was a Chinese, probably a Chinese.

Comrade, you are here to save me, you are the government... Fang Tian suddenly rushed to the iron railing. He looked like a refugee, an idiot refugee

Don't be excited, I'm not your comrade, I'm sent by the government, but it's the US government, I'm an American, Chinese American! The middle-aged man said, and laughed as if he saw a beggar begging him.

Fang Tian felt relieved. He didn't know if there was an extradition agreement between China and the United States, so he was unable to be sure that the Chinese government would not chase after him.

He has become a frightened bird now. Even if the Chinese government wants to hunt him, it won’t come so soon. Flying across the Pacific Ocean will not take a few hours.

Zhang...Officer Zhang, are you here...to help me? Fang Tian reluctantly spelled out his last name from the work permit on the man's chest, but he couldn't understand the name in front.

My surname is Zhang, you can call me Edward. This is my name, I am not a police officer. I am from the Immigration Department. That person corrected Fang Tian’s mistake and was not angry. I was not here to save you, but you need to help us with some help.

After Edward finished speaking, he signaled the police next to him to open the door and take Fang Tian out.

Fang Tian looked at Edward's back and felt very nervous

Although he didn't know much, he also knew from the news that as long as the stowaways were caught, they rarely stayed, and almost all of them were sent back to the original country.

Fang Tian definitely didn't want to go back. After all, he almost died at sea after all. If he was sent back like this, it would be unfair.

I heard that he asked me to help, maybe there is room for a turning point!

With this glimmer of hope, Fang Tiancai felt a little relieved

Let's sit down, now we are the two of us, don't be afraid! Maybe Edward saw that Fang Tian was a compatriot, so he was a little polite to him. He took the initiative to signal Fang Tian to sit down, and at the same time he also sent out the two policemen by the door.

What kind of help do you want me to help? I... Fang Tian won't let it go if he seizes hope.

Needless to say, you smuggled here, right? Although Edward's expression was indifferent, he also looked a little enthusiastic.

That's right! Fang Tian didn't know how to answer. If he agreed, the other party wanted to send him back, and there was no room for regret at all

Well, that's good, does this person know? Edward pushed a photo in front of Fang Tian

He is not dead yet?

Fang Tianzheng didn't know this person. This is the snakehead who brought them to the United States this time. Fang Tian remembered that he fired a shot at him, but he didn't have time to check whether he was dead. Could it be that he was not dead?

Knowing him, he was the snake head that brought us. After Fang Tian thought about it, since the snake head was not dead, he could not deny that he was a smuggler, so he simply admitted it.

Haha, that's good... Edward laughed, staring at Fang Tian with a hook, but stopped talking

Fang Tian felt very uncomfortable when he was watched like this, as if there were countless needles pricking him on his body, and his heart was hanging in the air

Did you escape from that ship? Edward finally spoke again

Yes, I escaped from that ship, and it seemed that someone fired a shot at that time... Fang Tian said hesitantly

Don't say much about these, I'll just ask you, do you want to be sent back or stay in the United States? Edward interrupted Fang Tian impatiently

I have to ask this. I worked so hard to do this, of course I yearn for the freedom of the United States, the democracy of the United States, and the prosperity of the United States, and of course I don’t want to go back! Fang Tian answered excitedly, but he laughed in his heart. Now it seems that there is a chance, at least the other party gives me some choice.

That's good, actually you know that the United States itself is a country of immigrants, so everyone is welcome to come here.

Oh, really? Then I can stay? Fang Tian was so overjoyed now, and even hated the domestic political propaganda in his heart. Who said that the United States is not good? The United States still welcomes me now, it is better for the United States to do it!

Of course, but God has said that there is no free lunch, so if you want to stay in the United States, you must also show your value. As long as the United States is useful, don’t be fooled!

What, I dare to say that I am a fool. Damn, America is not a good place. It's snobbish. Did I lose my talent?

To go to the United States, it’s a little money or a little power, it’s so bad!

Fang Tian instantly smashed his good impression of the United States and cursed fiercely in his heart.

What do I want me to do? As long as I don’t send me back, my family gave those snake heads 200,000 yuan for me to come to the United States this time. If I can’t make enough money, there is only a dead end to go back... Fang Tian cried when he said he could cry. There was no way. He came here with such hard work, who would be sent back.

It's nothing big. Now all the witnesses are dead, and you are the only one left, so you need to help us testify about this snake head, but your family may be threatened!

Everyone was dead? Fang Tian was stunned. Fan Weiwei, Fang Tian suddenly felt a little choked in his throat and could not speak for a long time

You think about it carefully. If you don’t come out to make a certificate, we will have to send you back! Edward saw Fang Tian and didn’t answer him for a long time, and he was about to leave when he was in a position of stance.

When he saw Edward standing up and walking to the door, Fang Tiancai woke up and said loudly: Wait, I...I do it, but my family...oh, forget it, I am willing to come out to testify!

Well, that's great. Since you're coming to the United States, you have to say goodbye to your past! Edward walked back with a smile

Damn, ABC, traitor

Fang Tian cursed fiercely in his heart, but said: Yes, I will die when I go back. If I could bring the snake head to justice, I might be able to make my family safer!

I still have family?

My parents all went to heaven, Sister Ying died, Lei Kai died, and they were all dead. Thinking of this, Fang Tian's expression suddenly dimmed. In Edward's eyes, Fang Tian was worried about his family, and he believed in him.

What's wrong? Worry about his family? Edward was quite sympathetic, but he didn't know if he was worried about Fang Tian's relatives or was worried that Fang Tian would suddenly regret it

A little bit, but, look, I'm hungry now and haven't had a meal for a day! Fang Tian thought that he was the only witness, so he immediately made a request to eat without hesitation.

Haha, Tom, come back for me with a hamburger!

Edward's attitude reassures Fang Tian that there is hope for him to stay in the United States.

Soon the hamburger was delivered. At first I just felt a little hungry, but now when I saw the food in front of me, Fang Tian suddenly felt very hungry, so hungry that he could eat a mountain in one breath.

Okay, let’s talk about our affairs now! Fang Tiancai took a bite and hadn’t swallowed it yet. Edward couldn’t wait to speak

Alas, life in the United States is so tense, even eating is so hurry

Fang Tian sighed and swallowed it and said: What's the matter? I agree to prove him. You won't regret it!

Of course not. Although you smuggled over, we will respect your human rights. Don’t worry, the US government is very trustworthy!

It’s just a lot of credit. Do you think I’m a child and can you lie to me so easily?

Fang Tiandao: OK, then what else is there?

If you want to stay in the United States, it is useless to just tell the snake head!

I was exposed, and I definitely didn't want me to stay. I was just using me and kicking me away in the end. Alas, this is the United States!

Fang Tian smiled coldly in his heart

If you want to stay in the United States, you need to go through legal procedures and do a lot of work!

It seems that it is not easy to stay in the United States!

Fang Tian nodded slightly when he heard this. As long as he could stay in the United States, he would be willing to kill the US president with a gun now.

Fang Tian asked: Then what else should I do? Let’s just say it, as long as it is not too much, of course I will agree!

Haha, that's good that you like China?

Damn, I am Chinese, of course I love my motherland. If it weren't for the forced, you think I really want to come to the United States

Fang Tian thought so in his heart, but said: If I like China, will I still use this?

Well, okay, it's simple now. If you want to stay in the United States, you must apply for political asylum. Do you understand what political asylum is?

Political refuge?

A very popular word in China more than ten years ago

Fang Tian happened to be in college at that time, so he remembered the June 4th incident very deeply and had a vague understanding of this political refuge, so he nodded: Yes, I understand

You are not a politician or a rich man, and you can’t even be considered important people, so this reason must be special!

Fuck you, American, where do you see that I am not an important person?

I am a big shot that has caused thousands of policemen to work hard?

Fang Tian became depressed, but the police were not busy protecting him, but arresting him. The meaning of the two was far from each other.

Then what should I say? Fang Tian looked at the other person with a smile

Edward also looked at him with a smile, but while laughing, he took out a stack of documents

China Human Rights Investigation Report? Fang Tian was puzzled, what does this have to do with him

This will be submitted to Congress next month. Member Henry raised a small question about our report, why the Chinese government's family planning policy is so inhumane, but no one fled because of family planning, so he hopes that we will supplement the evidence in this regard. Edward said with a smile.

What kind of testimony do you want? Fang Tian licked his thirsty lips and asked

Wrong! Edward smiled sly and said: I don't need any testimony, but you need a correct reason for political asylum

Fang Tian lowered his head and thought for a while, and whispered: I want to have two children, but the government only wants me to have one; I insist on having two children, but the government only agrees to have one; I must have two children, but the government never agrees to have two children; in order to have two children, I had to smuggle to the United States

OK! Edward reached out his hand excitedly, held it and said: I will reflect your reasonable request to the US government

Fang Tian was speechless

Oh, wait! Fang Tian suddenly woke up. He was confused and almost considered a key issue. Then when will you let me go, and when will I get a green card?

After you testify, we will release you. Before that, we will hand over the green card to you. If there is no green card, you will not be able to testify in court.

Well, okay, can you let me out after that? Fang Tian finally felt relieved. As long as he had a green card in his hand, there would be nothing to worry about

Do you think you will survive when you are now? Before letting you live freely, you will be trained as necessary. Rest assured that language training is just welcome to the United States and become a US citizen!

Holding Edward's hand, although Fang Tian felt disgusted, thinking of Green Card, thinking of his future life, and thinking of revenge, Fang Tian had to let go of his disgust and laughed.