Yang Jie has disappeared for several days. In desperation, the school had to send a substitute teacher to be the temporary teacher of Class 18 of high school.
The teacher's surname is Liu, and he is a training director. He is nearly forty years old. He has a little bald head and a little blessed body.
That's right, he is Du Xinyu's husband
After more than a month of contact, Li Yi still has a good impression of Yang Jie. Besides, what he did this time is indeed a bit inhumane. Although he doesn’t feel much guilty, he really misses him carefully after not seeing him for a few days.
He also went to his sister and wanted to know some detailed situations, but the results were the same every time.
Li Yurou was also suffering. She felt that she had harmed her good sister and felt extremely guilty. But if she really had to follow Yang Jie's method, Li Yi's second half of her life would be over.
Full marks in the general subject are simply a fantasy. This is true for Li Yi, but it is not certain for geniuses.
Leng Yàn is this genius. She is famous for her national colleges and primary schools with her full marks in the middle school entrance examination.
Li Yi did not forget her
Alas, Sister Leng, let me ask you something, do you think I am smart or not?
Leng Yàn put the book in his hand on the table, slowly turned his head, and looked at him expressionlessly
After a moment, Li Yi snapped his fingers and understood!
He thought for a while and continued to ask: Then how can I become smarter?
This question is as stupid as asking how a chicken can fly, and most people cannot answer it
I heard Leng Yàn replied coldly: Use your head to hit the wall, and hit you until you get enlightened.
After a while, Li Yi snapped his fingers and understood
He thought for a while and continued to ask: Then why are you so smart?
Leng Yàn smiled strangely and said quietly: Do you know how to resurrect the soul with a corpse?
Have heard of it
I'm that soul
Li Yi took a breath and thought to himself that this guy's crazy had happened again
Don't chat with her anymore, if I continue chatting, I will become that soul
But he didn't ask the most important question. After a moment of silence, he couldn't help but say: Then, how can he get full marks in the midterm exam?
I saw Leng Yàn's cherry lips slightly opened and he spitted two words lightly
Cheating
Well! It's a very simple and easy to understand, and very effective method
The two people behind! I have been tolerating you for a long time!
The chemistry teacher on the podium has evolved from anger to madness. Every time in class, I see the two of them whispering behind her, which makes her feel urge to slap the table and smash the bench.
Feng Yingying looked at Li Yi who was concentrating, thrust the dishes in the lunch box to him twice, and said: Eat quickly, stop reading.
Li Yi sat upright at the dining table, with his legs spread apart, holding the textbook high, his face turned red. If a long beard hangs on his chest, it would be a scene of Guan Gong reading the spring and autumn at night.
Feng Yingying saw Li Yi ignored her and muttered in confusion: I haven't seen you so seriously, why have you been holding a textbook every day recently? I'm not idle even when I'm having a meal.
Li Yi seemed to have not heard her words, still motionless like a statue, looking particularly different in this unusual restaurant.
Li Yi raised his eyebrows, moved the textbook in his hand to Leng Yàn's eyes, and asked: How do you pronounce this word?
Leng Yàn glanced at the English book in his hand and said expressionlessly: Angry
What's the meaning?
I know!
Before Leng Yàn could reply, Feng Yingying had already pulled him over and said with a taste: This word means anger, angry!
Feng Yingying was already angry enough. She was very dissatisfied with this cold Yàn. She gathered with them on the same table every day to have dinner, but now she is still blatantly "seducing" her husband.
Oh, angry
Li Yi nodded and Feng Yingying shouted: If you don’t know anything, just ask me!
Li Yi nodded again, then handed the book to Leng Yàn's eyes and asked: What about this word?
Feng Yingying's eyes were almost on fire. She snatched the English book in Li Yi's hand, slapped it on the table, and said gritting her teeth: What kind of book can I read in the cafeteria? I have never seen you so easy to learn.
Li Yi looked at Feng Yingying who suddenly got angry and said softly: Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, this is related to my wealth and life.
Feng Yingying asked in confusion: What does it mean?
This, this
Li Yi stammered for a long time but didn't say anything. She would definitely not know about the meticulous things, otherwise she would have to make a fuss.
What exactly is it?
Feng Yingying was a little anxious
I don't know what it is. Anyway, my sister said that if I don't get full marks in this midterm exam, I'll be dead
His words are true. He is not afraid of calling the police carefully, but he is afraid that his sister will settle the accounts with him.
Why?
Feng Yingying asked with a frown
Why, why, you have hundreds of thousands of whys! How could I know, my sister has such a strong leap in her mind, who knows what she wants
Feng Yingying lowered her head and thought for a while, but still said with concern: Well, I'll help you review, don't look for her
Feng Yingying refers to Leng Yàn. The one she is most worried about now is this so-called genius girl.
You? Are you successful?
Li Yi smiled and said: You have left the class
Feng Yingying blushed when he said, and said angrily: Hate! That's all because of you. If it weren't for you, how could I have retired? Let me say I retired once. You retired twice, and it's more than enough to teach you!
Although that's what I said, the benefits and interests this time are quite serious. I'm really worried about handing such an important thing over to his wife. If you want to say that Feng Yingying is a good player in fighting, but learning is incomparable to Leng Yàn.
Feng Yingying volunteered to take on Li Yi's family teacher. No matter where Li Yi goes, she will follow him and keep muttering and asking him to study hard. She will succeed once or twice, but it will be strange if she is not upset after a long time.
Li Yi thought of many ways to get rid of her entanglement, but unfortunately Feng Yingying's clingy skills are so amazing. She will definitely not be with him within three steps.
What are you doing?
Feng Yingying chased Li Yi with a textbook in her hand and shouted
What do you care about me?
Li Yi walked forward without looking back
Feng Yingying said angrily: Are you going to find that cold Yàn again
Li Yi stopped, looked back at Feng Yingying, frowned and said: When have you become so treacherous? Why are I going to look for that lunatic?
Feng Yingying said relentlessly: It's so late, why are you going there? The dormitory door is about to be closed. You are not going to find that Leng Yàn, are you going to find Sister Yu Rou?
Li Yi smacked his lips, stepped down to Feng Yingying's side, put his hands on her shoulder, pointed to the little forest behind the teaching building and said: Dear, look there, I'm going to climb over the wall!
Go over the wall? What are you doing?
What else can I do when I go out? Of course I've gone all night
After Li Yi finished speaking, he continued to walk forward. Feng Yingying was stunned for a while, then hurriedly chased after him and said: You'd better stop going. If you play like this, how can you get to your academic performance? If you fail the midterm exam, Sister Yurou will definitely not be able to spare you.
Study, study, study! I feel a headache when I hear these two words now. I said I have known you for more than ten years. When did you become so meddling in other people's business?
Li Yi is already a little troubled. He can't stand others mumbling next to his ears, even his wife is no exception.
I think Sister Yurou is right, it's time to take care of you
Feng Yingying lowered her head and muttered softly, "The voice is so low that she can't even hear it myself." It feels like she wants Li Yi to hear it, but she dare not let Li Yi hear it. She is confused.
Li Yi didn't listen to her in the end and went over the wall to surf the Internet.
Li Yi stood in the office, still looking desperate, his eyes slightly open and his face was tired. He seemed to have not had a good sleep at night.
At this time, the head teacher was no longer Yang Jie, but Director Liu. He was not ruthless towards Li Yi. He had been observing Li Yi for two days after taking office. He wished he could find an excuse to treat him immediately. This kid actually bumped into the door by himself.
Tell me, what did you do last night?
Director Liu asked with a serious expression
sleep
Although Li Yi saw that big oily face in his eyes, he was thinking of the charming and seductive Du Xinyu.
Li Yi thought, these couples are so unmatched, so how could Chuaner marry this pig head? Could it be that there is something unknown?
Can you still be so sleepy when sleeping?
Director Liu didn't know what Li Yi was thinking, and he was still questioning him in a slight manner.
I had a dream last night, from one year old to seventy years old, I was so tired that I couldn't do it
flutter!
With a sound, Teacher Feng on the side couldn't help laughing, and Li Yi brought out his lies again
Stop talking nonsense to me!
Director Liu stood up from the chair and shouted loudly: Tell you, Teacher Yang used to protect you, but now it's different. If you don't explain the matter to me clearly today, it's useless even if the Education Director comes to plead for you.
Li Yi raised his eyebrows impatiently. He wanted to have a beautiful sleep with a bed now, but this fat and big ears new head teacher just didn't let him go. Thinking of the beautiful young woman Du Xinyu, Li Yi became even more angry.
OK!
If you don’t let me sleep, I won’t let you sleep!
I went to the Internet cafe all night last night
Li Yi said bluntly
Director Liu couldn't help but show an excited expression, but if you catch this kid's crime, you won't kill you this time!
Li Yi leaned over to Director Liu and whispered in his ear: Teacher, I have encountered a problem recently, I want to ask you for advice.
Director Liu was stunned and asked: What's the matter?
Some time ago, when I was watching a movie in the multimedia classroom in school, I saw something rare
Li Yi stared at his gradually stiff smile and said: I saw two people in the multimedia control room doing something that is not suitable for children.
Cold sweat flowed down Director Liu's big head. When Li Yigang mentioned the multimedia classroom, he felt something was wrong. When Li Yi finished speaking, he felt like he was slapped hard on his face, and it hurts so much.
You, you, you
Director Liu looked up at Teacher Feng not far away and asked in a low voice: What do you want to do?
This is undoubtedly a matter of not asking for advice once you say this
Li Yi smiled proudly and said: That man seems to be a teacher from our school, but I didn't see clearly
Director Liu breathed a sigh of relief in secret
Li Yi continued: But I know that woman, and she is the teacher Du who teaches music in our school.
Director Liu's heart was raised again, and Li Yi asked with a smile: You can't be that man, right?
No, no, absolutely not
Director Liu hurriedly denied that his mind was already quite confused, and he didn't see what he said was right or wrong.
That's not you
Li Yi smiled slightly, then pretended to be surprised and said: Oh! That's amazing. I heard that Teacher Du is your wife. She and other men are doing that in the classroom. Then the hat on your head is green enough.
You, you!
Director Liu pointed at Li Yi, no longer knowing what to say. He realized how terrible the enemy in front of him was.
What do you want?
Li Yi smiled and said: I don’t want to do anything. I want to ask you how you want to do it. This matter has been so long, and I haven’t mentioned it to anyone.
You, you, me, this
Director Liu's face was flushed, and the weather was not hot anymore, but the sweat on his forehead was still flowing downward, and he looked like he was guilty.
That's what the teacher
Li Yi didn't say hello, moved a chair and sat down, and continued: I used to impersonate your name to open a few leave requests for my classmates. You have a grudge for this matter. Today, you really want to give me a few leave requests. It's also considered taking the matter seriously. If anyone checks it again in the future, you can have an explanation.
This is completely robber logic, more unequal than an unequal treaty
But Director Liu doesn't have the heart to think about this matter now. All he thought about was the romantic affairs in the multimedia classroom.
It is said that no one should have seen it, how did this kid know?
It's too late to say anything now. If this matter is about to spread, then I will be really discredited.
At this time, we can see that Director Liu is not bold enough and meticulous enough. If you want to change to Li Yi, you will go to whoever you want. There is no evidence. If I refuse to admit it, what can you do to me?
In the end, the temporary class teacher failed to do anything to Li Yi, and even issued him more than a dozen leave requests.
After Director Liu disappeared in a hurry, Teacher Feng called Li Yi to his side and asked him in surprise, "You guys, what did you say, scare Director Liu like this?"
Li Yi smiled strangely and said mysteriously: This is the secret of heaven, and the so-called secret of heaven cannot be revealed.
Teacher Feng smiled, don't do this for me
If you say too much, you won't understand. Simply put, it's a handle.
Teacher Feng nodded thoughtfully, and after a moment, he asked curiously: What's the handle?
Li Yi smiled and replied: Sorry, I can't tell you this. Telling you is not called a handle, that's called gossip
It's a coincidence that there was a music class in the morning. Li Yi sat next to the fat man yawning repeatedly, looking listless.
But when Du Xinyu walked into the classroom, he immediately became energetic
Du Xinyu still looks like that, with white clothes fluttering and charming charm
But my eyes were red, as if I had just cried, and I looked pitiful, I really felt pity for you
Li Yi's lips raised proudly, he knew that it must be because Director Liu told Du Xinyu everything.
Du Xinyu had known about this a long time ago. In addition to threatening Director Liu, Li Yi also wanted to see her reaction to this matter.
Du Xinyu slowly walked onto the podium. Before he could speak, he heard the shouting below: Teacher, let me go up and sing a song.
Everyone's eyes were all turned to Li Yi, followed by a burst of approval and cheers, except for Du Xinyu
Without waiting for her to agree, Li Yi walked to the podium in all directions. Du Xinyu couldn't help but take two steps back. In her eyes, Li Yi was not a student, she was clearly a hooligan and a demon.
Li Yi stood straight on the podium with his hands behind his back, completely losing his usual careless look. He said with a serious expression: Next, this song is sung specifically for Teacher Du. Thank you "The Moon Represents My Heart"!
After saying that, he bowed deeply to the classmates below, and immediately received a burst of applause.
Li Yi turned around and smiled and said to Du Xinyu, who was frightened, and said: Teacher, you don’t need your accompaniment today. Please listen carefully to this song specially sung for you.
Li Yi walked around Du Xinyu and sat in front of the piano, drew a stroke on the piano keys with his hand, put away his smile, closed his eyes, and looked quiet and peaceful.
The piano sounded, and Du Xinyu felt a little surprised and surprised. She didn't expect that a slutty little gangster would play such beautiful notes. Zhang Yang was just an unusually delicate one. Even if she was a man, she couldn't guarantee that she could play such notes.
As the piano sounded, the classroom gradually became quiet, because everyone felt the atmosphere different from before, that solemn and romantic atmosphere.
You ask me how much I love you, how much do I love you
My love is true, my love is true, the moon represents my heart
You ask me how much I love you, how much do I love you
My love remains unchanged, my love remains unchanged, the moon represents my heart
A gentle kiss has touched my heart
A deep love made me miss it until now
You ask me how much I love you, how much do I love you
Think about it, look at it, the moon represents my heart
A song "The Moon Represents My Heart" Li Yi sang it in a thick male voice. Not only does it have the same comedy effect as before, but it also has a more tender feeling.
Du Xinyu looked at the boy in front of the piano and listened carefully to the beautiful singing. The horror on her face gradually disappeared, replaced by a quiet and peaceful expression, as if she had already intoxicated it.
You ask me how much I love you, how much do I love you
What a familiar lyrics, what a familiar song, why didn’t I feel as good as I do in the past?
Du Xinyu actually thought of Li Yi's smiling face for no reason, that rogue-like smile, but is the boy sitting in front of the piano really him?
Du Xinyu recalled that romantic campus time and couldn't help but feel sad
How many handsome boys once sang love songs for themselves under the dormitory building with guitar in their arms, how many boys have been courting themselves in public with singing
Du Xinyu could have had a beautiful and happy love marriage, but she was cowardly and conservative by nature, but she followed her parents' arrangements and married her current husband.
She remembered her husband again, with a slightly bald head and a fat body. Not to mention playing the piano, she didn't even sing a love song for herself. How could she feel a little romance when she was with such a person?
After the song was sung, Li Yi stood up from the piano and slowly walked to Du Xinyu. He bowed very gentlemanly. With the warm applause of the whole class, Du Xinyu's face turned slightly red.
A gentle kiss has touched my heart
Speaking of which, there is a girl in this class who is stagnant, but she gently stroked her lips with her fingers.
After class, Du Xinyu ran out of the classroom quickly, and Li Yi hurriedly chased him out.
Du Xinyu looked back and saw that he was faster, but no matter how fast she was, Li Yi always followed behind him.
On the playground, two people were in front and behind, the person in front was red, and the person behind was smiling.
Du Xinyu finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he stopped and asked: You, what do you want to do?
Li Yi smiled and said: Do I sing well?
OK, nice
Du Xinyu tells the truth
So how about I sing to the teacher every day?
Li Yi couldn't understand what he meant. After hearing this naked confession, Du Xinyu's mind actually felt a little rippling.
But she was very resistant to this feeling. After all, she was a husband. Besides, Li Yi was still a child and was only half of her age. This statement made Du Xinlu red and red.
actually,
Du Xinyu calmed down and plucked up the courage to say to Li Yi: Actually, you have a high talent in music, whether it is singing or piano. You should focus on these right paths.
Teacher, for me, only two words can be called the right path in the world, that is happiness!
Du Xinyu didn't expect Li Yi to say such words. This was completely different from the tone and attitude that a 17 or 18-year-old boy should have. She has taught countless students. Which student was not for a prestigious university and ideal job? Why is Li Yi different from others everywhere?
Li Yi has been in a row for three nights and has the handle of Director Liu. Not to mention sleeping in class, no one can control him even if he is lying openly in the dormitory.
Get rid of Feng Yingying's entanglement and climbed up to the wall again, but the moment he landed, he almost threw himself over.
Where are you trying to go?
Li Yi raised the corner of his mouth stiffly, thinking that it was a damn thing, why would the sister be here?
I, I want, I want to go,
Li Yi was thinking about various reasons quickly in his mind, but when he faced his sister, he completely lost the cleverness he used to be. He stammered for a long time but couldn't tell what was so.
Li Yurou smiled and said: Do you want to go to the toilet?
Yes! I'm going to the bathroom
Li Yi said it without thinking
Li Yurou immediately changed her expression on her face, raised her right hand, slapped Li Yi in the face, and almost slapped him to the ground
Li Yi didn't dare to say anything more. He covered his face and looked at his sister aggrievedly.
Li Yurou reached out and grabbed his ear and said fiercely: Go back to the dormitory with me
Li Yi was taken to Li Yurou's dormitory. He heard a bang and the dormitory door was locked. He knew that something was wrong. The old lady was going to be punished. She hurriedly observed around to see if there was any place to hide.
Li Yurou sat on the chair, pointed to the ground and said fiercely: Kneel down!
Li Yi knelt obediently in front of his sister, pretending to be aggrieved expression on his face...
After waiting for a long time without saying anything, Li Yi quietly raised his head and found that Li Yurou was sobbing with her face. He hurriedly moved forward with his knees, lay on his sister's leg and looked up, and asked softly: Sister, why are you crying?
Woo woo woo woo woo!
Li Yurou cried even louder. Li Yi wanted to reach out to wipe her tears, but she pushed her away.
After a while, Li Yurou gradually stopped sobbing. She wiped her cheeks covered with tears with a tissue, and said with red eyes: What kind of evil did I do in my previous life? Woo woo, why are you a younger brother?
Seeing his sister's pear blossoms look like rain, Li Yi was a little at a loss. From childhood to adulthood, he had seen his sister excited, happy, angry, and crazy, but he had never seen her cry.
After all, blood is thicker than water. Even a little scoundrel like Li Yi will feel heartbroken when he sees his sister suffers
But he never considered who had let his sister suffer such great grievances
Li Yurou wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and sobbed and said: Me and Xixi and I are so good, such a good sister, wuwu, I ask me to discipline you, you will be fine, you have caused such a big disaster for me, how can I have the face to see others? wuwuwuwu...
Li Yi wiped the tears from his sister's face with a tissue and said aggrievedly: Sister, you can't blame me all. She took me to drink. If she drank too much, she would rub against me. If this dry firewood meets together, it would be strange if it doesn't matter. Besides, I'm not the kind of irresponsible person, and I didn't say I won't marry her.
You marry a lot! Cough cough, wavy. Li Yurou coughed up in anger. Li Yi hurriedly hit her back lightly, muttering, why are you talking swear again? Lady shouldn't say slutty.
Shu, your mother is so big!
Li Yurou hit Li Yi's arm aside, pointed at him and shouted: I want to know that you have such a moral character. When our mother was pregnant with you, I should have kicked you and had a miscarriage.
Li Yi saw that his sister became less and less sarcastic, and she cried and made a fuss. Now she had to kill herself in her mother's uterus. Maybe something ugly would pop up later. Let's go away quickly.
Sister, please rest early, I'm back
Li Yi said as he moved towards the door. Li Yurou stood up from the chair and asked sternly: Where are you going?
Go back, go back to the dormitory
You'll sleep here
What?
Li Yi exclaimed: Am I sleeping here?
Li Yurou sighed and said: I feel panicked when I can't see you now. If you want to cause me any more trouble, why do you tell me to tell my parents? OK. You can just come to my dormitory after school. I have to pay attention to you all the time.
Li Yurou was worried about Li Yi. After such a big thing happened, she originally planned to let Li Yi return to the small county town, but then she thought that he would dare to do this under his nose. Wouldn't he be even more lawless when he was going back?
Li Yi is in trouble. He wants to let him live under his sister's nose every day. What's the difference between it and jailing?
go out!
What?
Li Yi was inexplicably surprised, why did he change his mind again?
Only Li Yurou said: Let me change into my pajamas and come in again
Li Yi leaned in the dormitory corridor, fantasizing about her sister changing her pajamas in various positions
When I was a child, I often took a bath and slept with my sister, but at that time I was still young, so what do I know
Now let him sleep in the same room with his sister, wouldn’t that lead the wolf into the house?
Take a peek
Li Yi put his hand on the door handle, but he didn't dare to push open the door
Although it's nothing to be caught, my sister will definitely be wary of it
Yes, if you want to see it, just look at it openly
Li Yi reached out and pushed the door open, muttering, let's change it
His willingness is that I came in openly. Who knows that you are still changing clothes? What you see is purely "unintentional". You can't say anything about me.
Li Yi originally thought that in such a short time, how could his sister never change her clothes? Thinking of her sister's beautiful figure and white skin, he pushed open the door with excitement, but what caught his eye was that his sister, wearing sky blue pajamas and pajamas, was squatting on the ground and hitting the floor.
Li Yi felt a little disappointed and thought to himself that his sister was so fast
Li Yurou built the floor, then threw a pillow on it, and said: You can just sleep like this in the future
After saying that, she walked to the desk, took out a few pills from the drawer, and swallowed them with the cold.
Li Yi rolled around the ground twice and asked: Sister, are you still eating vitamin C?
What dimension C!
Li Yurou replied angrily: It’s all you guys, I can’t sleep all night long, this is a sleeping pill
Hearing this, Li Yi, who was rolling on the floor, suddenly stopped, raised his face and looked at his sister, muttering thoughtfully: Oh? Is that right?
The teacher's surname is Liu, and he is a training director. He is nearly forty years old. He has a little bald head and a little blessed body.
That's right, he is Du Xinyu's husband
After more than a month of contact, Li Yi still has a good impression of Yang Jie. Besides, what he did this time is indeed a bit inhumane. Although he doesn’t feel much guilty, he really misses him carefully after not seeing him for a few days.
He also went to his sister and wanted to know some detailed situations, but the results were the same every time.
Li Yurou was also suffering. She felt that she had harmed her good sister and felt extremely guilty. But if she really had to follow Yang Jie's method, Li Yi's second half of her life would be over.
Full marks in the general subject are simply a fantasy. This is true for Li Yi, but it is not certain for geniuses.
Leng Yàn is this genius. She is famous for her national colleges and primary schools with her full marks in the middle school entrance examination.
Li Yi did not forget her
Alas, Sister Leng, let me ask you something, do you think I am smart or not?
Leng Yàn put the book in his hand on the table, slowly turned his head, and looked at him expressionlessly
After a moment, Li Yi snapped his fingers and understood!
He thought for a while and continued to ask: Then how can I become smarter?
This question is as stupid as asking how a chicken can fly, and most people cannot answer it
I heard Leng Yàn replied coldly: Use your head to hit the wall, and hit you until you get enlightened.
After a while, Li Yi snapped his fingers and understood
He thought for a while and continued to ask: Then why are you so smart?
Leng Yàn smiled strangely and said quietly: Do you know how to resurrect the soul with a corpse?
Have heard of it
I'm that soul
Li Yi took a breath and thought to himself that this guy's crazy had happened again
Don't chat with her anymore, if I continue chatting, I will become that soul
But he didn't ask the most important question. After a moment of silence, he couldn't help but say: Then, how can he get full marks in the midterm exam?
I saw Leng Yàn's cherry lips slightly opened and he spitted two words lightly
Cheating
Well! It's a very simple and easy to understand, and very effective method
The two people behind! I have been tolerating you for a long time!
The chemistry teacher on the podium has evolved from anger to madness. Every time in class, I see the two of them whispering behind her, which makes her feel urge to slap the table and smash the bench.
Feng Yingying looked at Li Yi who was concentrating, thrust the dishes in the lunch box to him twice, and said: Eat quickly, stop reading.
Li Yi sat upright at the dining table, with his legs spread apart, holding the textbook high, his face turned red. If a long beard hangs on his chest, it would be a scene of Guan Gong reading the spring and autumn at night.
Feng Yingying saw Li Yi ignored her and muttered in confusion: I haven't seen you so seriously, why have you been holding a textbook every day recently? I'm not idle even when I'm having a meal.
Li Yi seemed to have not heard her words, still motionless like a statue, looking particularly different in this unusual restaurant.
Li Yi raised his eyebrows, moved the textbook in his hand to Leng Yàn's eyes, and asked: How do you pronounce this word?
Leng Yàn glanced at the English book in his hand and said expressionlessly: Angry
What's the meaning?
I know!
Before Leng Yàn could reply, Feng Yingying had already pulled him over and said with a taste: This word means anger, angry!
Feng Yingying was already angry enough. She was very dissatisfied with this cold Yàn. She gathered with them on the same table every day to have dinner, but now she is still blatantly "seducing" her husband.
Oh, angry
Li Yi nodded and Feng Yingying shouted: If you don’t know anything, just ask me!
Li Yi nodded again, then handed the book to Leng Yàn's eyes and asked: What about this word?
Feng Yingying's eyes were almost on fire. She snatched the English book in Li Yi's hand, slapped it on the table, and said gritting her teeth: What kind of book can I read in the cafeteria? I have never seen you so easy to learn.
Li Yi looked at Feng Yingying who suddenly got angry and said softly: Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, this is related to my wealth and life.
Feng Yingying asked in confusion: What does it mean?
This, this
Li Yi stammered for a long time but didn't say anything. She would definitely not know about the meticulous things, otherwise she would have to make a fuss.
What exactly is it?
Feng Yingying was a little anxious
I don't know what it is. Anyway, my sister said that if I don't get full marks in this midterm exam, I'll be dead
His words are true. He is not afraid of calling the police carefully, but he is afraid that his sister will settle the accounts with him.
Why?
Feng Yingying asked with a frown
Why, why, you have hundreds of thousands of whys! How could I know, my sister has such a strong leap in her mind, who knows what she wants
Feng Yingying lowered her head and thought for a while, but still said with concern: Well, I'll help you review, don't look for her
Feng Yingying refers to Leng Yàn. The one she is most worried about now is this so-called genius girl.
You? Are you successful?
Li Yi smiled and said: You have left the class
Feng Yingying blushed when he said, and said angrily: Hate! That's all because of you. If it weren't for you, how could I have retired? Let me say I retired once. You retired twice, and it's more than enough to teach you!
Although that's what I said, the benefits and interests this time are quite serious. I'm really worried about handing such an important thing over to his wife. If you want to say that Feng Yingying is a good player in fighting, but learning is incomparable to Leng Yàn.
Feng Yingying volunteered to take on Li Yi's family teacher. No matter where Li Yi goes, she will follow him and keep muttering and asking him to study hard. She will succeed once or twice, but it will be strange if she is not upset after a long time.
Li Yi thought of many ways to get rid of her entanglement, but unfortunately Feng Yingying's clingy skills are so amazing. She will definitely not be with him within three steps.
What are you doing?
Feng Yingying chased Li Yi with a textbook in her hand and shouted
What do you care about me?
Li Yi walked forward without looking back
Feng Yingying said angrily: Are you going to find that cold Yàn again
Li Yi stopped, looked back at Feng Yingying, frowned and said: When have you become so treacherous? Why are I going to look for that lunatic?
Feng Yingying said relentlessly: It's so late, why are you going there? The dormitory door is about to be closed. You are not going to find that Leng Yàn, are you going to find Sister Yu Rou?
Li Yi smacked his lips, stepped down to Feng Yingying's side, put his hands on her shoulder, pointed to the little forest behind the teaching building and said: Dear, look there, I'm going to climb over the wall!
Go over the wall? What are you doing?
What else can I do when I go out? Of course I've gone all night
After Li Yi finished speaking, he continued to walk forward. Feng Yingying was stunned for a while, then hurriedly chased after him and said: You'd better stop going. If you play like this, how can you get to your academic performance? If you fail the midterm exam, Sister Yurou will definitely not be able to spare you.
Study, study, study! I feel a headache when I hear these two words now. I said I have known you for more than ten years. When did you become so meddling in other people's business?
Li Yi is already a little troubled. He can't stand others mumbling next to his ears, even his wife is no exception.
I think Sister Yurou is right, it's time to take care of you
Feng Yingying lowered her head and muttered softly, "The voice is so low that she can't even hear it myself." It feels like she wants Li Yi to hear it, but she dare not let Li Yi hear it. She is confused.
Li Yi didn't listen to her in the end and went over the wall to surf the Internet.
Li Yi stood in the office, still looking desperate, his eyes slightly open and his face was tired. He seemed to have not had a good sleep at night.
At this time, the head teacher was no longer Yang Jie, but Director Liu. He was not ruthless towards Li Yi. He had been observing Li Yi for two days after taking office. He wished he could find an excuse to treat him immediately. This kid actually bumped into the door by himself.
Tell me, what did you do last night?
Director Liu asked with a serious expression
sleep
Although Li Yi saw that big oily face in his eyes, he was thinking of the charming and seductive Du Xinyu.
Li Yi thought, these couples are so unmatched, so how could Chuaner marry this pig head? Could it be that there is something unknown?
Can you still be so sleepy when sleeping?
Director Liu didn't know what Li Yi was thinking, and he was still questioning him in a slight manner.
I had a dream last night, from one year old to seventy years old, I was so tired that I couldn't do it
flutter!
With a sound, Teacher Feng on the side couldn't help laughing, and Li Yi brought out his lies again
Stop talking nonsense to me!
Director Liu stood up from the chair and shouted loudly: Tell you, Teacher Yang used to protect you, but now it's different. If you don't explain the matter to me clearly today, it's useless even if the Education Director comes to plead for you.
Li Yi raised his eyebrows impatiently. He wanted to have a beautiful sleep with a bed now, but this fat and big ears new head teacher just didn't let him go. Thinking of the beautiful young woman Du Xinyu, Li Yi became even more angry.
OK!
If you don’t let me sleep, I won’t let you sleep!
I went to the Internet cafe all night last night
Li Yi said bluntly
Director Liu couldn't help but show an excited expression, but if you catch this kid's crime, you won't kill you this time!
Li Yi leaned over to Director Liu and whispered in his ear: Teacher, I have encountered a problem recently, I want to ask you for advice.
Director Liu was stunned and asked: What's the matter?
Some time ago, when I was watching a movie in the multimedia classroom in school, I saw something rare
Li Yi stared at his gradually stiff smile and said: I saw two people in the multimedia control room doing something that is not suitable for children.
Cold sweat flowed down Director Liu's big head. When Li Yigang mentioned the multimedia classroom, he felt something was wrong. When Li Yi finished speaking, he felt like he was slapped hard on his face, and it hurts so much.
You, you, you
Director Liu looked up at Teacher Feng not far away and asked in a low voice: What do you want to do?
This is undoubtedly a matter of not asking for advice once you say this
Li Yi smiled proudly and said: That man seems to be a teacher from our school, but I didn't see clearly
Director Liu breathed a sigh of relief in secret
Li Yi continued: But I know that woman, and she is the teacher Du who teaches music in our school.
Director Liu's heart was raised again, and Li Yi asked with a smile: You can't be that man, right?
No, no, absolutely not
Director Liu hurriedly denied that his mind was already quite confused, and he didn't see what he said was right or wrong.
That's not you
Li Yi smiled slightly, then pretended to be surprised and said: Oh! That's amazing. I heard that Teacher Du is your wife. She and other men are doing that in the classroom. Then the hat on your head is green enough.
You, you!
Director Liu pointed at Li Yi, no longer knowing what to say. He realized how terrible the enemy in front of him was.
What do you want?
Li Yi smiled and said: I don’t want to do anything. I want to ask you how you want to do it. This matter has been so long, and I haven’t mentioned it to anyone.
You, you, me, this
Director Liu's face was flushed, and the weather was not hot anymore, but the sweat on his forehead was still flowing downward, and he looked like he was guilty.
That's what the teacher
Li Yi didn't say hello, moved a chair and sat down, and continued: I used to impersonate your name to open a few leave requests for my classmates. You have a grudge for this matter. Today, you really want to give me a few leave requests. It's also considered taking the matter seriously. If anyone checks it again in the future, you can have an explanation.
This is completely robber logic, more unequal than an unequal treaty
But Director Liu doesn't have the heart to think about this matter now. All he thought about was the romantic affairs in the multimedia classroom.
It is said that no one should have seen it, how did this kid know?
It's too late to say anything now. If this matter is about to spread, then I will be really discredited.
At this time, we can see that Director Liu is not bold enough and meticulous enough. If you want to change to Li Yi, you will go to whoever you want. There is no evidence. If I refuse to admit it, what can you do to me?
In the end, the temporary class teacher failed to do anything to Li Yi, and even issued him more than a dozen leave requests.
After Director Liu disappeared in a hurry, Teacher Feng called Li Yi to his side and asked him in surprise, "You guys, what did you say, scare Director Liu like this?"
Li Yi smiled strangely and said mysteriously: This is the secret of heaven, and the so-called secret of heaven cannot be revealed.
Teacher Feng smiled, don't do this for me
If you say too much, you won't understand. Simply put, it's a handle.
Teacher Feng nodded thoughtfully, and after a moment, he asked curiously: What's the handle?
Li Yi smiled and replied: Sorry, I can't tell you this. Telling you is not called a handle, that's called gossip
It's a coincidence that there was a music class in the morning. Li Yi sat next to the fat man yawning repeatedly, looking listless.
But when Du Xinyu walked into the classroom, he immediately became energetic
Du Xinyu still looks like that, with white clothes fluttering and charming charm
But my eyes were red, as if I had just cried, and I looked pitiful, I really felt pity for you
Li Yi's lips raised proudly, he knew that it must be because Director Liu told Du Xinyu everything.
Du Xinyu had known about this a long time ago. In addition to threatening Director Liu, Li Yi also wanted to see her reaction to this matter.
Du Xinyu slowly walked onto the podium. Before he could speak, he heard the shouting below: Teacher, let me go up and sing a song.
Everyone's eyes were all turned to Li Yi, followed by a burst of approval and cheers, except for Du Xinyu
Without waiting for her to agree, Li Yi walked to the podium in all directions. Du Xinyu couldn't help but take two steps back. In her eyes, Li Yi was not a student, she was clearly a hooligan and a demon.
Li Yi stood straight on the podium with his hands behind his back, completely losing his usual careless look. He said with a serious expression: Next, this song is sung specifically for Teacher Du. Thank you "The Moon Represents My Heart"!
After saying that, he bowed deeply to the classmates below, and immediately received a burst of applause.
Li Yi turned around and smiled and said to Du Xinyu, who was frightened, and said: Teacher, you don’t need your accompaniment today. Please listen carefully to this song specially sung for you.
Li Yi walked around Du Xinyu and sat in front of the piano, drew a stroke on the piano keys with his hand, put away his smile, closed his eyes, and looked quiet and peaceful.
The piano sounded, and Du Xinyu felt a little surprised and surprised. She didn't expect that a slutty little gangster would play such beautiful notes. Zhang Yang was just an unusually delicate one. Even if she was a man, she couldn't guarantee that she could play such notes.
As the piano sounded, the classroom gradually became quiet, because everyone felt the atmosphere different from before, that solemn and romantic atmosphere.
You ask me how much I love you, how much do I love you
My love is true, my love is true, the moon represents my heart
You ask me how much I love you, how much do I love you
My love remains unchanged, my love remains unchanged, the moon represents my heart
A gentle kiss has touched my heart
A deep love made me miss it until now
You ask me how much I love you, how much do I love you
Think about it, look at it, the moon represents my heart
A song "The Moon Represents My Heart" Li Yi sang it in a thick male voice. Not only does it have the same comedy effect as before, but it also has a more tender feeling.
Du Xinyu looked at the boy in front of the piano and listened carefully to the beautiful singing. The horror on her face gradually disappeared, replaced by a quiet and peaceful expression, as if she had already intoxicated it.
You ask me how much I love you, how much do I love you
What a familiar lyrics, what a familiar song, why didn’t I feel as good as I do in the past?
Du Xinyu actually thought of Li Yi's smiling face for no reason, that rogue-like smile, but is the boy sitting in front of the piano really him?
Du Xinyu recalled that romantic campus time and couldn't help but feel sad
How many handsome boys once sang love songs for themselves under the dormitory building with guitar in their arms, how many boys have been courting themselves in public with singing
Du Xinyu could have had a beautiful and happy love marriage, but she was cowardly and conservative by nature, but she followed her parents' arrangements and married her current husband.
She remembered her husband again, with a slightly bald head and a fat body. Not to mention playing the piano, she didn't even sing a love song for herself. How could she feel a little romance when she was with such a person?
After the song was sung, Li Yi stood up from the piano and slowly walked to Du Xinyu. He bowed very gentlemanly. With the warm applause of the whole class, Du Xinyu's face turned slightly red.
A gentle kiss has touched my heart
Speaking of which, there is a girl in this class who is stagnant, but she gently stroked her lips with her fingers.
After class, Du Xinyu ran out of the classroom quickly, and Li Yi hurriedly chased him out.
Du Xinyu looked back and saw that he was faster, but no matter how fast she was, Li Yi always followed behind him.
On the playground, two people were in front and behind, the person in front was red, and the person behind was smiling.
Du Xinyu finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he stopped and asked: You, what do you want to do?
Li Yi smiled and said: Do I sing well?
OK, nice
Du Xinyu tells the truth
So how about I sing to the teacher every day?
Li Yi couldn't understand what he meant. After hearing this naked confession, Du Xinyu's mind actually felt a little rippling.
But she was very resistant to this feeling. After all, she was a husband. Besides, Li Yi was still a child and was only half of her age. This statement made Du Xinlu red and red.
actually,
Du Xinyu calmed down and plucked up the courage to say to Li Yi: Actually, you have a high talent in music, whether it is singing or piano. You should focus on these right paths.
Teacher, for me, only two words can be called the right path in the world, that is happiness!
Du Xinyu didn't expect Li Yi to say such words. This was completely different from the tone and attitude that a 17 or 18-year-old boy should have. She has taught countless students. Which student was not for a prestigious university and ideal job? Why is Li Yi different from others everywhere?
Li Yi has been in a row for three nights and has the handle of Director Liu. Not to mention sleeping in class, no one can control him even if he is lying openly in the dormitory.
Get rid of Feng Yingying's entanglement and climbed up to the wall again, but the moment he landed, he almost threw himself over.
Where are you trying to go?
Li Yi raised the corner of his mouth stiffly, thinking that it was a damn thing, why would the sister be here?
I, I want, I want to go,
Li Yi was thinking about various reasons quickly in his mind, but when he faced his sister, he completely lost the cleverness he used to be. He stammered for a long time but couldn't tell what was so.
Li Yurou smiled and said: Do you want to go to the toilet?
Yes! I'm going to the bathroom
Li Yi said it without thinking
Li Yurou immediately changed her expression on her face, raised her right hand, slapped Li Yi in the face, and almost slapped him to the ground
Li Yi didn't dare to say anything more. He covered his face and looked at his sister aggrievedly.
Li Yurou reached out and grabbed his ear and said fiercely: Go back to the dormitory with me
Li Yi was taken to Li Yurou's dormitory. He heard a bang and the dormitory door was locked. He knew that something was wrong. The old lady was going to be punished. She hurriedly observed around to see if there was any place to hide.
Li Yurou sat on the chair, pointed to the ground and said fiercely: Kneel down!
Li Yi knelt obediently in front of his sister, pretending to be aggrieved expression on his face...
After waiting for a long time without saying anything, Li Yi quietly raised his head and found that Li Yurou was sobbing with her face. He hurriedly moved forward with his knees, lay on his sister's leg and looked up, and asked softly: Sister, why are you crying?
Woo woo woo woo woo!
Li Yurou cried even louder. Li Yi wanted to reach out to wipe her tears, but she pushed her away.
After a while, Li Yurou gradually stopped sobbing. She wiped her cheeks covered with tears with a tissue, and said with red eyes: What kind of evil did I do in my previous life? Woo woo, why are you a younger brother?
Seeing his sister's pear blossoms look like rain, Li Yi was a little at a loss. From childhood to adulthood, he had seen his sister excited, happy, angry, and crazy, but he had never seen her cry.
After all, blood is thicker than water. Even a little scoundrel like Li Yi will feel heartbroken when he sees his sister suffers
But he never considered who had let his sister suffer such great grievances
Li Yurou wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and sobbed and said: Me and Xixi and I are so good, such a good sister, wuwu, I ask me to discipline you, you will be fine, you have caused such a big disaster for me, how can I have the face to see others? wuwuwuwu...
Li Yi wiped the tears from his sister's face with a tissue and said aggrievedly: Sister, you can't blame me all. She took me to drink. If she drank too much, she would rub against me. If this dry firewood meets together, it would be strange if it doesn't matter. Besides, I'm not the kind of irresponsible person, and I didn't say I won't marry her.
You marry a lot! Cough cough, wavy. Li Yurou coughed up in anger. Li Yi hurriedly hit her back lightly, muttering, why are you talking swear again? Lady shouldn't say slutty.
Shu, your mother is so big!
Li Yurou hit Li Yi's arm aside, pointed at him and shouted: I want to know that you have such a moral character. When our mother was pregnant with you, I should have kicked you and had a miscarriage.
Li Yi saw that his sister became less and less sarcastic, and she cried and made a fuss. Now she had to kill herself in her mother's uterus. Maybe something ugly would pop up later. Let's go away quickly.
Sister, please rest early, I'm back
Li Yi said as he moved towards the door. Li Yurou stood up from the chair and asked sternly: Where are you going?
Go back, go back to the dormitory
You'll sleep here
What?
Li Yi exclaimed: Am I sleeping here?
Li Yurou sighed and said: I feel panicked when I can't see you now. If you want to cause me any more trouble, why do you tell me to tell my parents? OK. You can just come to my dormitory after school. I have to pay attention to you all the time.
Li Yurou was worried about Li Yi. After such a big thing happened, she originally planned to let Li Yi return to the small county town, but then she thought that he would dare to do this under his nose. Wouldn't he be even more lawless when he was going back?
Li Yi is in trouble. He wants to let him live under his sister's nose every day. What's the difference between it and jailing?
go out!
What?
Li Yi was inexplicably surprised, why did he change his mind again?
Only Li Yurou said: Let me change into my pajamas and come in again
Li Yi leaned in the dormitory corridor, fantasizing about her sister changing her pajamas in various positions
When I was a child, I often took a bath and slept with my sister, but at that time I was still young, so what do I know
Now let him sleep in the same room with his sister, wouldn’t that lead the wolf into the house?
Take a peek
Li Yi put his hand on the door handle, but he didn't dare to push open the door
Although it's nothing to be caught, my sister will definitely be wary of it
Yes, if you want to see it, just look at it openly
Li Yi reached out and pushed the door open, muttering, let's change it
His willingness is that I came in openly. Who knows that you are still changing clothes? What you see is purely "unintentional". You can't say anything about me.
Li Yi originally thought that in such a short time, how could his sister never change her clothes? Thinking of her sister's beautiful figure and white skin, he pushed open the door with excitement, but what caught his eye was that his sister, wearing sky blue pajamas and pajamas, was squatting on the ground and hitting the floor.
Li Yi felt a little disappointed and thought to himself that his sister was so fast
Li Yurou built the floor, then threw a pillow on it, and said: You can just sleep like this in the future
After saying that, she walked to the desk, took out a few pills from the drawer, and swallowed them with the cold.
Li Yi rolled around the ground twice and asked: Sister, are you still eating vitamin C?
What dimension C!
Li Yurou replied angrily: It’s all you guys, I can’t sleep all night long, this is a sleeping pill
Hearing this, Li Yi, who was rolling on the floor, suddenly stopped, raised his face and looked at his sister, muttering thoughtfully: Oh? Is that right?
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