Ziqiong on the bed saw it and didn't think it was surprising, and smiled and said: Sister Ziqiong, you still can't help showing up, but don't worry, I won't take away your beloved pocket.
I saw another Michelle's face full of frost, tears appeared, and she said coldly: Sister, please don't transform into me in the future
As soon as he finished speaking, he hid into the wall without looking back
After hearing the conversation between the two, Xin Jin suddenly realized it, and couldn't help but feel anxious and shouted: Michelle, wait a moment...
He sniffed and pulled out the jade dragon, and was about to stay and chase after him
Unexpectedly, before leaving the bed, he hugged Ziqiong on the bed from behind: Dou'er, don't you have to chase after him. Do you have to let him leave him alone after you have done halfway!
Xin Feng looked back and saw that she had changed back to her original appearance. It turned out that Ziqiong was actually changed by Tongxia.
Xin Qian was stunned for a moment, but saw that her whole body was slender, her texture was crystal clear, her breasts and slender waist were not inferior to Zi Qiong. She said immediately: So you are Tongxia, how did you transform into Zi Qiong and fool me? No, I have to ask Zi Qiong to explain, don't stop me
Tongxia said: Who said I was fooling you? I did this as the order of the Xuannv Empress. Besides, how do you explain it to her? The fault of this is not on you. Ziqiong is a fairy, and what can I hide from her? She knows more clearly than you. Ziqiong is in my possession. I will explain the whole story to her, and it will not affect your relationship with her. Believe me.
As he said that, he hugged Xin Feng and rolled on the bed, he had already pressed him under him
Xin Jin was stunned for a while and asked blankly: What exactly is it that you are following the order of Empress Xuannv?
Tongxia said: Okay, I won’t hide it anymore. The Empress has long noticed that you have secretly fallen in love, but she doesn’t know how far the relationship has reached, so she told me to investigate it carefully and report it truthfully.
Xin Jin said unknownly: What's the point of investigating this? Ziqiong and I are good at it. What does this have to do with the Xuannv Empress?
Tongxia shook her head and said: You are wrong. There have always been differences between immortals and mortals. How can mortals talk about love with gods and marriage? This is a matter that is unwilling to heaven. It is because ordinary people have birth, old age, sickness and death, but immortals live forever. Even if you truly love each other, there will be no good results. I believe you have heard of it. If the Queen Mother had not been able to resist the sincere feelings between the two, I would probably have no chance of meeting once a year. If the Queen Mother had known the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother, the consequences would be known without asking.
Xin Qian was depressed and angry when he heard this, and said indifferently: What is this? Besides, I am the incarnation of the divine dragon and was once the guardian dragon around the Jade Emperor. What is the difference between me and the gods? In short, I will never separate. If I insist on separating us, even the Jade King Emperor, I will fight him!
Tongxia sighed: You have violated the laws of heaven and demoted to a mortal, and you are still talking about gods! I just saw the expressions of you and I knew that this matter was difficult to solve! If you want to be with Zi Qiong, there is no way.
Xin Jin was excited and asked: Really, what is the solution?
Tongxia said: Before you have completed thirty-six kalpas and thirty-six good deeds, during this period, you must try your best to suppress your feelings for her, so as not to recall Michelle Chiu back to the heavenly court. I believe you don’t want the two to be separated by heaven and earth.
Xin Jian nodded and said: Of course I don’t want to, I’m just afraid I can’t control myself.
Tongxia said: If you don’t want to be separated from Ziqiong, you must do your best. I hope that during this period, Empress Xuannv can be very compassionate, let you go, hide your affairs, and will not report to the Queen Mother.
When you have suffered a disaster, completed your good deeds, and regained the immortal class, you will be with Zi Qiong, and I believe it is not difficult.
For your future, now you can endure it first.
Xin Jin asked: Yes, can gods get married and have children?
Tongxia said: The gods in the sky can live with the heaven and earth, and can disperse and become Qi anytime and anywhere, gather and form. The heaven and earth live at will, and are not bound by life and death. The gods are mainly immortals who practice or accumulate certain merits to become gods. Because of this, gods do not have blessings and descendants, and will not be inherited by their children. Except for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, gods do not talk about marriage, and they will not have children.
Xin Jian heard the frown and shook his head and said: It seems that being a god is not fun. Being a mortal is much more comfortable and can face his beloved day and night. How happy it is.
Tongxia smiled faintly: Who said that gods cannot talk about love? Not to mention others? Just the golden boy and jade girl I just mentioned is a pair of talented and beautiful gods, the golden boy is the original name of Shi Huan, and the jade girl is Junyu. The two of them go in and out and sit together. They are really like fish and water, which makes people envious.
Xin Jin asked: Heavenly Court does not object to romance and love, and is it allowed to do that?
Tongxia said: In fact, the heavenly court is like the mortal world. There are also people who have broken out the seven emotions and six desires, and there are also people who cannot defeat the wine and sex, such as the ancestor Hongjun, the ancestor Hunkun, the five Buddhas, the eight Bodhisattvas, etc. These saints, who are extraordinary and saints, are all venerables who have cut off the seven emotions and six desires. In addition, among the 899 gods and immortals in the sky, most of them are like mortals, and it is difficult to eliminate the desire for love, just like Lao Tzu, Zhou Gong, Confucius, etc., although they are disciples of the Tathagata, they have transformed into evil and are only good in the world. They cannot transform into saints. This is the same principle.
It is good to be a god, life is leisurely, environment is pleasant, life is infinite, magic power is boundless, food and clothing are safe, and there is no harm in all diseases. There is only a little regret. Gods must not touch the hearts of ordinary people. It is strictly forbidden to marry and fall in love with mortals in the lower realm, just like Weaver Girl and Cowherd, Seven Fairies and Dong Yong, Huashan Holy Mother and Liu Chang, Lu Dongbin and Bai Mudan, etc., all of them were punished by heaven. They were also prohibited by heavenly rules, but there were many secret interactions. Even the Jade Emperor herself often secretly stumbling with the fairies, not only the Jade Emperor, but even the Queen Mother has many deviant things.
Xin Jin opened his eyes wide when he heard this, which was really hard to believe. He opened his mouth and said: Is it true?
Tongxia smiled slightly and said: I heard that Huangdi and Chiyou fought and Huangdi was defeated. Queen Mother sent the Xuannv to the earth to help. In the end, Huangdi sent the palace located in Kunlun Mountain to the Queen Mother. Since then, Queen Mother would live in Kunlun Mountain for a short stay, and the golden boy and jade girl would naturally serve each other. When I learned the inside story, I also learned from the mouth of the jade girl Junyu.
Although Queen Mother is in heaven, she is still very beautiful because she has the ability to live forever. She seems to be only about thirty years old, but behind her elegant and dignified smile, there are so many hard-to-know things hidden.
One year, Queen Mother took the golden boy and jade girl to Kunlun Mountain to play. It was indeed a good place. The mountains were covered with strange flowers and plants, and rare birds and beasts were everywhere. Just as Queen Mother was standing on the mountain to enjoy the scenery, a man named Houyi came to Kunlun Mountain in order to seek immortality. Fang Hao met Queen Mother. When the two saw each other, they all felt admiration. It was no wonder that one was a gorgeous, dignified and noble beauty. The other was a hero with a tall body, a tiger back and a bear waist.
Queen Mother invited Houyi to live in the palace. Half a month later, the relationship between the two gradually became stronger. Finally one night, the golden boy and jade girl suddenly heard moans from the room, and knew what was going on. Golden boy Shi Huan was young after all, and her childlike heart suddenly aroused, so she pulled Junyu out the window to peek, but saw the two in the room naked, while Queen Mother was spreading her legs, a huge, thick and long, huge cock kept thrusting in and out between Queen Mother's crotch, causing the sound of water to spread, and kept talking nonsense. Shi Huan and Junyu were so excited that they ignored the two of them in the room and started to fuck outside the window.
That night, the Queen Mother asked the two of them: Are you peeking outside the window today?
When the two heard this, they dared to speak, and knew that the Queen Mother had a profound magical power, so they must have hidden it from her, but they nodded when baptizing.
Unexpectedly, the Queen Mother not only did not blame her, but also said calmly: I won’t blame you for this. I will also regard you as ignorant of what you two did outside the window, but you can’t talk around, let alone let the Jade Emperor know.
When the two heard this, they were overjoyed and hurriedly said thank you.
When Xin Jian heard this, he couldn't help laughing and said: It turns out that the Heavenly Court is the same as the mortal world. Only state officials are allowed to set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps.
Tongxia also smiled: That's not true, what's the difference in heaven and earth?
Xin Jin asked: Isn’t Houyi’s wife Chang’e? Did they separate for this?
Tongxia said: Maybe it's true, it's said that it's for this matter. It's unknown whether the rumors are true. But I know that after Sister Chang'e arrived in the Heavenly Court, she became the Jade Emperor's little wife, but this is another matter.
Xin Jin was stunned again: Is it true? It's so interesting
Tongxia smiled and said: There are many interesting things in the Heavenly Palace. Let’s talk about Houyi first. He lived in Kunlun Mountain for more than a month. He fell in love with the Queen Mother every day. Every night, the Queen Mother loved this lover very much. When she was about to part, she gave him an immortal medicine, hoping that he could live forever and renew his love with him. However, this immortal medicine was eaten by Chang'e. After eating it, she ascended to become an immortal. Because of this, the Queen Mother held a grudge against Chang'e and finally got a lot of things.
Xin Feng was so excited when he heard this, and said with a smile: Unexpectedly, Queen Mother was so romantic, and she knocked her head with a cuckold on the Jade Emperor's head, turning into a big turtle!
Tongxia then said: It's not just that. Since Houyi, Kunlun Mountain has been in a rare place. A thousand years have passed in the blink of an eye. During this period, no one has come up the mountain. Suddenly one day, a young man riding a white horse came up the mountain and happened to meet the Queen Mother again. It turned out that this young man was King Mu of Zhou. King Mu of Zhou was born with a romantic and elegant person, knowledgeable, and loved the country and the beauty. I heard that the Queen Mother was a peerless beauty and traveled in Kunlun Mountain from time to time, so I came to visit King Mu of Zhou to bring Bai Gui Xuanbi to the Queen Mother. They talked very happily.
King Mu of Zhou also erected a monument on the mountain, and wrote "The Mountain of Queen Mother of the West" with five big characters. You love me and you are crazy. You Yun is inseparable from the rain. On the day of the separation of the bed, Queen Mother and King of Zhou actually sang affectionately to show their feelings. Queen Mother sang: White clouds are in the sky, the mountain monument comes from the road, and the road is far away. It is between the mountains and rivers. The son will never die, and he can still come back.
King Mu of Zhou sent a song back: I will return to the East Land, and govern the Xia, and all the people will be even. I will see you, and after three years, I will return to the wild.
It means that after I unite the Xia tribes and govern all the people, everything will be arranged and I will come back to see you for about three years.
Although King Mu of Zhou left this, he still did not come to Kunlun Mountain again for hundreds of years. Queen Mother had many men and did not take King Mu of Zhou to heart. Another monarch in the mortal world, Emperor Wu of Han, came into her eyes again. Queen Mother found that Emperor Wu of Han had the aspiration to learn Taoism and become an immortal, so she came down to earth to meet him, and gave him several peaches to Emperor Wu, and taught him the way of immortality.
The Queen Mother's move was of course intended to have a good relationship with him. Emperor Wu of Han saw that she was gifted and had a peerless face, and she couldn't help but love her in her heart. The two of them were just as they wanted. Of course, Junyu secretly told me that the Queen Mother had lived in the Han Palace for half a year, and the morning and night, Emperor Wu of Han did not attend court for two consecutive days, and only stayed on the bed and was happy.
Junyu remembers that Dongfang Shuo instigated Emperor Wu of Han to steal fairy peaches many times. Although the Queen Mother knew about it, he did not punish him once. The Great Sage Monk Wukong only stole one fairy peach and was severely punished. The difference was so big that it was completely different. Later, the Queen Mother found that Emperor Wu of Han was arrogant and dirty in appearance, and was not pure in cerebral blood and lust. She was afraid that she was not an immortal talent, so she endured the pain and cut off her relationship with him and returned to the heavenly court.
Since passing these three men, Queen Mother's temperament has changed a lot. She is no longer as gentle and affectionate as before. Her mind has become narrower and her personality has gradually become more perverse. In addition, she found that the Jade Emperor often had a secret meeting with Chang'e and secretly mingled with other fairies, so she hated those couples with happy love.
For example, her daughter, the Seven Fairies, fell in love with Dong Yong, and became husband and wife, but they were still separated for her. The same is true for the Cowherd. Her granddaughter, Weaver Girl, fell in love with the Cowherd, and cooked rice and gave birth to a pair of children. The man ploughed and weaved. How happy is the Queen Mother still refused to give up. She sent heavenly soldiers to capture the Weaver Girl back to the heavenly court. The Cowherd put on the skin of the divine cow and hugged her children. The Queen Mother used a golden hairpin to draw a river of heaven, and separated the Cowherd and Weaver Girl. Fortunately, the Jade Emperor pleaded with mercy and allowed the couple to meet once a year, so why bother!
Xin Jian said: This Queen Mother is so heartless, and the Jade Emperor deserves to have an affair outside.
Tongxia gently stroked Xin Tian's cheek and said: Dou'er, I'm not scaring. If the Queen Mother knows about you and Zi Qiong, I'm afraid Zi Qiong will recall the heavenly court immediately. If you don't want this to happen, you must be careful from now on.
Xin Jin knew what she said was true and hurriedly said: You... can you do me a favor?
When Tongxia heard this, she knew what he wanted. She smiled softly and said: You want me to hide it for you and don’t report to the Queen Mother, right?
Xin Jin knew that she agreed and couldn't help but feel happy: Xin Jin thanked Fairy Tongxia first
Tongxia smiled: Even if you don’t say it, I won’t betray Sister Ziqiong. Even if Empress Xuannv blames me, I can take it all my strength, just for fear that Empress Xuannv will take action in person and secretly spy on it. I have said a long time ago that I am not a fairy. If you call me Tongxia in the future, you can do it.
Xin Jin nodded quickly and said happily: Tongxia, you are so nice, I will be careful in the future
Then he asked: Yes, you said that Chang'e is the Jade Emperor's little wife, what's going on?
Tongxia shook her head and smiled: Why are you still like a big child, always listening to these boring things
Xin Qian raised his mouth and started to show off his temper and said: You don’t like to say it, you won’t say it anymore
Tongxia saw his face and couldn't help but burst out laughing. Seeing him, she was so cute, she smiled and said: Don't do this in front of me, I'm not your Ziqiong
As he said that, he kissed Xin Feng's face, touched his jade hand, held his jade dragon, gently stroked it, and then said: Okay, since you want to hear it, you will tell you that it is. Since Houyi got the Immortal Medicine of the Queen Mother, he didn't dare to take it, so he gave it to his wife Chang'e for the custody. Because of the Immortal Medicine, Chang'e couldn't help but doubt it. After asking, the couple finally had a big fight. Chang'e was so angry that she ate the Immortal Medicine. Unexpectedly, after taking the elixir, her body suddenly floated and flew to the moon.
From then on, Chang'e settled in Guanghan Palace alone, but Houyi was heard by his disciple Fengmeng's death and the Queen Mother was naturally angry with Chang'e. However, for the sake of his reputation, he could not retaliate publicly, so he had to keep the account in his heart. Originally, he lived in Guanghan Palace where Chang'e was only living in Chang'e, but later there was an extra man, which was Wu Gang. It was said that Wu Gang went up the mountain to learn Taoism. Daocheng went home and found that there were three more sons out of thin air. After investigation, it turned out that his wife had an affair with a guy named Boling. Wu Gang was furious and beat Boling to death with three punches and two kicks.
Although Wu Gang breathed a sigh of relief, Bo Ling was not an ordinary person, but the grandson of Emperor Yan. Of course, Yan Emperor refused to let Wu Gang go, because beating the adulterer to death in ancient times was a matter of maintaining the rules and could not be sentenced to a serious crime, so he had to think of his other way. Emperor Yan learned that Chang'e lived alone in Guanghan Palace. As long as Wu Gang was sent there, how could he not cause any trouble? He took his handle and taught him that he would not die.
When Xin Jin heard this, he immediately shouted: What a poisonous Yan Emperor, it’s a pity that he could come up with this plan. It seems that Wu Gang is dead this time!
Tongxia shook her head and smiled: This is wrong. You might as well look up and look at the moon. If he dies, Wu Gang will still cut the moon. What do you say that Emperor Yan knew that Queen Mother was the lord of the female fairy, so he went to discuss with her. Queen Mother hated Chang'e, so she agreed and made an excuse to arrange Wu Gang to the moon and give him a tree cutting job. Queen Mother was afraid that the two would not meet, so she ordered Wu Gang to give the cut bark to Chang'e so that she could use it as medicine. Unexpectedly, something unexpected happened. Wu Gang was so strict that he had never had any bad thoughts about Chang'e, and he had cut down trees until now. Do you know what the reason was?
Xin Jin thought about it and said: Does Wu Gang think Chang'e is not beautiful?
Tongxia shook her head and smiled: No, Sister Chang'e is a famous beauty, how can she say that she is not beautiful? The Jade Emperor does not allow anyone to touch Chang'e. Only Marshal Tianpeng, the pig head, has been in the Heavenly Palace for so long, and still dares to tease Chang'e. According to the saying, Marshal Tianpeng just lost his moral character after drinking and did not do anything too out of the ordinary. It is common sense that it should be closed for a while. However, the Jade Emperor just won't let him go. He beat him two thousand sledgehammers first, then demoted him to the mortal world, and entrusted him to be a pig.
Xin Jian laughed and said: Zhu Bajie, a pervert, might be a killer by drinking.
Tongxia laughed and said: In fact, the Jade Emperor had already tempted Wu Gang and sold him. Whenever the Jade Emperor and Chang'e had a secret meeting, Wu Gang would take the wind outside. Once someone came, Wu Gang would cut down the trunk of the tree, call the Jade Emperor with the sound of an axe, and also sent a rabbit to Chang'e as a pet. This rabbit was the Jade Emperor's imperial rabbit, which was used to monitor Wu Gang's actions. Seeing that she had secretly eaten it.
Xin Jian said: It's indeed a good method. No wonder everyone calls the rabbit a jade rabbit. It turns out that it was given by the Jade Emperor.
Tongxia nodded: As the saying goes, there are many troubles in front of the widow's door, and there is no airtight wall. The matter between Jade Emperor and Chang'e was slowly spread in the heaven. Of course, it can't be hidden from the Queen Mother. It was just because Wu Gang had the wind, and there was no evidence that the Queen Mother was beside her. It was her messenger, so she sent the Blue Bird to the moon to explore.
Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor came up with another plan, because there was only one osmanthus tree in the moon, when the blue bird came, he kept cutting down the trees, leaving him where he lost his place. In the end, the blue bird finally died of exhaustion there.
Xin Zhen laughed: That woman suffered a lot of losses, interesting, interesting!
Tongxia smiled and said: Another interesting thing. The jade rabbit suddenly walked to the mortal world and was doing harm. In order to conquer the jade rabbit, Sister Chang'e chased him to the mortal world. However, when she met Zhu Bajie, it was really a gathering of enemies. Zhu Bajie stepped forward to stop him and shouted: Sister Chang'e, I have an old relationship with you, so why not go play with you.
After saying that, he hugged Chang'e and left, which made a good thing
Xin Jian laughed and said: This is called being unable to prevent, Jade Emperor's little wife is still given to the fat pig.
Tongxia said: Actually, I believe only he knows how many women there are around the Jade Emperor, but I know very well about Junyu and the Jade Emperor.
Xin Jin was surprised and asked: Could it be that the Jade Girl also had an affair with the Jade Emperor?
Tongxia nodded and said: It's not just one leg, but more than ten legs are coming. Junyu is younger than me, but when it comes to appearance and figure, she is much better than me. In the heaven, her beauty can be listed in the forefront of Junyu, Qionghua Fairy, Seven Fairies, Ziqiong and her three senior sisters, Zixia, Ziying and Zimei, are all the best beauties in the sky.
Xin Jin said: It turns out that Michelle also has three senior sisters, are they all apprentices of the Xuannv?
Tongxia nodded and said: Well, the fourth sister and the Xuannv Empress have lived in Yaochi for a long time and practiced martial arts all day long. They rarely walked around the heavenly court and rarely contacted the gods but Junyu was different. Whenever the Queen Mother summoned the immortals, she would stay aside. Because she was extremely beautiful, she didn't know how many gods and gods were coveted. It was because she was the Queen Mother's man and she didn't dare to make any decisions about her easily, but the Jade Emperor was different. She wanted to find an excuse to attack her. There were many opportunities.
Junyu and I are good sisters, and I don’t talk about anything. I naturally know more about her and the Jade Emperor than anyone else. Junyu told me that the first time she played with the Jade Emperor was in the Yao Building of the Jade Palace. At that time, the Queen Mother was still sleeping in the bedroom. She and the golden boy Shi Huan were chatting. The Jade Emperor suddenly arrived and asked Shi Huan to go to the residence of Maitreya Bodhisattva to do business. Maitreya Bodhisattva lives in Tushita Palace, which is far from the Yaochi Lake. It is time-consuming to go back and forth.
When Shi Huan left, the Jade Emperor stepped forward and hugged her, touching her with both hands, making Junyu both afraid and happy. Finally, he took off her clothes and lay naked on a big chair. When the Jade Emperor took off his pants and exposed the dragon tendon, Junyu was shocked. She said she had never seen such a scary giant thing before. The Jade Emperor wanted her to lick it. Junyu had no choice but to open her mouth hard, and could only hold half of the dragon head in her mouth.
Seeing that she was small, the Jade Emperor did not force her legs. She thrust her legs on the big chair and rushed to the bottom. Only then did he realize that there was still half outside. You can imagine how thick and long the Jade Emperor said was full of such a giant. It was easy to say that the beauty was. Junyu was born sensitive and had a lot of water. He had only thrust a few times, and the water sprayed like a dam. When the Jade Emperor saw it, he felt like he had found a treasure, and it was even more exciting.
It turns out that the Jade Emperor has another great point. He has just shot the dragon spirit, but he has not fallen down. He can still fight again. In the end, Junyu said that the Jade Emperor had fired five times in her jade pot that day, and he was willing to give up. Since then, when the Jade Emperor found an opportunity, he summoned Junyu to pass by. Junyu met this sacred object and was happy to bear it. He often hid the golden boy and often mingled with the Jade Emperor ghost.
Xin Feng was so excited that the object under his crotch became hard. Tongxia smiled at him, rubbed Yulong and rubbed him, and asked: I'm very excited when I heard someone having fun, let Tongxia vent her with you.
I saw another Michelle's face full of frost, tears appeared, and she said coldly: Sister, please don't transform into me in the future
As soon as he finished speaking, he hid into the wall without looking back
After hearing the conversation between the two, Xin Jin suddenly realized it, and couldn't help but feel anxious and shouted: Michelle, wait a moment...
He sniffed and pulled out the jade dragon, and was about to stay and chase after him
Unexpectedly, before leaving the bed, he hugged Ziqiong on the bed from behind: Dou'er, don't you have to chase after him. Do you have to let him leave him alone after you have done halfway!
Xin Feng looked back and saw that she had changed back to her original appearance. It turned out that Ziqiong was actually changed by Tongxia.
Xin Qian was stunned for a moment, but saw that her whole body was slender, her texture was crystal clear, her breasts and slender waist were not inferior to Zi Qiong. She said immediately: So you are Tongxia, how did you transform into Zi Qiong and fool me? No, I have to ask Zi Qiong to explain, don't stop me
Tongxia said: Who said I was fooling you? I did this as the order of the Xuannv Empress. Besides, how do you explain it to her? The fault of this is not on you. Ziqiong is a fairy, and what can I hide from her? She knows more clearly than you. Ziqiong is in my possession. I will explain the whole story to her, and it will not affect your relationship with her. Believe me.
As he said that, he hugged Xin Feng and rolled on the bed, he had already pressed him under him
Xin Jin was stunned for a while and asked blankly: What exactly is it that you are following the order of Empress Xuannv?
Tongxia said: Okay, I won’t hide it anymore. The Empress has long noticed that you have secretly fallen in love, but she doesn’t know how far the relationship has reached, so she told me to investigate it carefully and report it truthfully.
Xin Jin said unknownly: What's the point of investigating this? Ziqiong and I are good at it. What does this have to do with the Xuannv Empress?
Tongxia shook her head and said: You are wrong. There have always been differences between immortals and mortals. How can mortals talk about love with gods and marriage? This is a matter that is unwilling to heaven. It is because ordinary people have birth, old age, sickness and death, but immortals live forever. Even if you truly love each other, there will be no good results. I believe you have heard of it. If the Queen Mother had not been able to resist the sincere feelings between the two, I would probably have no chance of meeting once a year. If the Queen Mother had known the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother, the consequences would be known without asking.
Xin Qian was depressed and angry when he heard this, and said indifferently: What is this? Besides, I am the incarnation of the divine dragon and was once the guardian dragon around the Jade Emperor. What is the difference between me and the gods? In short, I will never separate. If I insist on separating us, even the Jade King Emperor, I will fight him!
Tongxia sighed: You have violated the laws of heaven and demoted to a mortal, and you are still talking about gods! I just saw the expressions of you and I knew that this matter was difficult to solve! If you want to be with Zi Qiong, there is no way.
Xin Jin was excited and asked: Really, what is the solution?
Tongxia said: Before you have completed thirty-six kalpas and thirty-six good deeds, during this period, you must try your best to suppress your feelings for her, so as not to recall Michelle Chiu back to the heavenly court. I believe you don’t want the two to be separated by heaven and earth.
Xin Jian nodded and said: Of course I don’t want to, I’m just afraid I can’t control myself.
Tongxia said: If you don’t want to be separated from Ziqiong, you must do your best. I hope that during this period, Empress Xuannv can be very compassionate, let you go, hide your affairs, and will not report to the Queen Mother.
When you have suffered a disaster, completed your good deeds, and regained the immortal class, you will be with Zi Qiong, and I believe it is not difficult.
For your future, now you can endure it first.
Xin Jin asked: Yes, can gods get married and have children?
Tongxia said: The gods in the sky can live with the heaven and earth, and can disperse and become Qi anytime and anywhere, gather and form. The heaven and earth live at will, and are not bound by life and death. The gods are mainly immortals who practice or accumulate certain merits to become gods. Because of this, gods do not have blessings and descendants, and will not be inherited by their children. Except for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, gods do not talk about marriage, and they will not have children.
Xin Jian heard the frown and shook his head and said: It seems that being a god is not fun. Being a mortal is much more comfortable and can face his beloved day and night. How happy it is.
Tongxia smiled faintly: Who said that gods cannot talk about love? Not to mention others? Just the golden boy and jade girl I just mentioned is a pair of talented and beautiful gods, the golden boy is the original name of Shi Huan, and the jade girl is Junyu. The two of them go in and out and sit together. They are really like fish and water, which makes people envious.
Xin Jin asked: Heavenly Court does not object to romance and love, and is it allowed to do that?
Tongxia said: In fact, the heavenly court is like the mortal world. There are also people who have broken out the seven emotions and six desires, and there are also people who cannot defeat the wine and sex, such as the ancestor Hongjun, the ancestor Hunkun, the five Buddhas, the eight Bodhisattvas, etc. These saints, who are extraordinary and saints, are all venerables who have cut off the seven emotions and six desires. In addition, among the 899 gods and immortals in the sky, most of them are like mortals, and it is difficult to eliminate the desire for love, just like Lao Tzu, Zhou Gong, Confucius, etc., although they are disciples of the Tathagata, they have transformed into evil and are only good in the world. They cannot transform into saints. This is the same principle.
It is good to be a god, life is leisurely, environment is pleasant, life is infinite, magic power is boundless, food and clothing are safe, and there is no harm in all diseases. There is only a little regret. Gods must not touch the hearts of ordinary people. It is strictly forbidden to marry and fall in love with mortals in the lower realm, just like Weaver Girl and Cowherd, Seven Fairies and Dong Yong, Huashan Holy Mother and Liu Chang, Lu Dongbin and Bai Mudan, etc., all of them were punished by heaven. They were also prohibited by heavenly rules, but there were many secret interactions. Even the Jade Emperor herself often secretly stumbling with the fairies, not only the Jade Emperor, but even the Queen Mother has many deviant things.
Xin Jin opened his eyes wide when he heard this, which was really hard to believe. He opened his mouth and said: Is it true?
Tongxia smiled slightly and said: I heard that Huangdi and Chiyou fought and Huangdi was defeated. Queen Mother sent the Xuannv to the earth to help. In the end, Huangdi sent the palace located in Kunlun Mountain to the Queen Mother. Since then, Queen Mother would live in Kunlun Mountain for a short stay, and the golden boy and jade girl would naturally serve each other. When I learned the inside story, I also learned from the mouth of the jade girl Junyu.
Although Queen Mother is in heaven, she is still very beautiful because she has the ability to live forever. She seems to be only about thirty years old, but behind her elegant and dignified smile, there are so many hard-to-know things hidden.
One year, Queen Mother took the golden boy and jade girl to Kunlun Mountain to play. It was indeed a good place. The mountains were covered with strange flowers and plants, and rare birds and beasts were everywhere. Just as Queen Mother was standing on the mountain to enjoy the scenery, a man named Houyi came to Kunlun Mountain in order to seek immortality. Fang Hao met Queen Mother. When the two saw each other, they all felt admiration. It was no wonder that one was a gorgeous, dignified and noble beauty. The other was a hero with a tall body, a tiger back and a bear waist.
Queen Mother invited Houyi to live in the palace. Half a month later, the relationship between the two gradually became stronger. Finally one night, the golden boy and jade girl suddenly heard moans from the room, and knew what was going on. Golden boy Shi Huan was young after all, and her childlike heart suddenly aroused, so she pulled Junyu out the window to peek, but saw the two in the room naked, while Queen Mother was spreading her legs, a huge, thick and long, huge cock kept thrusting in and out between Queen Mother's crotch, causing the sound of water to spread, and kept talking nonsense. Shi Huan and Junyu were so excited that they ignored the two of them in the room and started to fuck outside the window.
That night, the Queen Mother asked the two of them: Are you peeking outside the window today?
When the two heard this, they dared to speak, and knew that the Queen Mother had a profound magical power, so they must have hidden it from her, but they nodded when baptizing.
Unexpectedly, the Queen Mother not only did not blame her, but also said calmly: I won’t blame you for this. I will also regard you as ignorant of what you two did outside the window, but you can’t talk around, let alone let the Jade Emperor know.
When the two heard this, they were overjoyed and hurriedly said thank you.
When Xin Jian heard this, he couldn't help laughing and said: It turns out that the Heavenly Court is the same as the mortal world. Only state officials are allowed to set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps.
Tongxia also smiled: That's not true, what's the difference in heaven and earth?
Xin Jin asked: Isn’t Houyi’s wife Chang’e? Did they separate for this?
Tongxia said: Maybe it's true, it's said that it's for this matter. It's unknown whether the rumors are true. But I know that after Sister Chang'e arrived in the Heavenly Court, she became the Jade Emperor's little wife, but this is another matter.
Xin Jin was stunned again: Is it true? It's so interesting
Tongxia smiled and said: There are many interesting things in the Heavenly Palace. Let’s talk about Houyi first. He lived in Kunlun Mountain for more than a month. He fell in love with the Queen Mother every day. Every night, the Queen Mother loved this lover very much. When she was about to part, she gave him an immortal medicine, hoping that he could live forever and renew his love with him. However, this immortal medicine was eaten by Chang'e. After eating it, she ascended to become an immortal. Because of this, the Queen Mother held a grudge against Chang'e and finally got a lot of things.
Xin Feng was so excited when he heard this, and said with a smile: Unexpectedly, Queen Mother was so romantic, and she knocked her head with a cuckold on the Jade Emperor's head, turning into a big turtle!
Tongxia then said: It's not just that. Since Houyi, Kunlun Mountain has been in a rare place. A thousand years have passed in the blink of an eye. During this period, no one has come up the mountain. Suddenly one day, a young man riding a white horse came up the mountain and happened to meet the Queen Mother again. It turned out that this young man was King Mu of Zhou. King Mu of Zhou was born with a romantic and elegant person, knowledgeable, and loved the country and the beauty. I heard that the Queen Mother was a peerless beauty and traveled in Kunlun Mountain from time to time, so I came to visit King Mu of Zhou to bring Bai Gui Xuanbi to the Queen Mother. They talked very happily.
King Mu of Zhou also erected a monument on the mountain, and wrote "The Mountain of Queen Mother of the West" with five big characters. You love me and you are crazy. You Yun is inseparable from the rain. On the day of the separation of the bed, Queen Mother and King of Zhou actually sang affectionately to show their feelings. Queen Mother sang: White clouds are in the sky, the mountain monument comes from the road, and the road is far away. It is between the mountains and rivers. The son will never die, and he can still come back.
King Mu of Zhou sent a song back: I will return to the East Land, and govern the Xia, and all the people will be even. I will see you, and after three years, I will return to the wild.
It means that after I unite the Xia tribes and govern all the people, everything will be arranged and I will come back to see you for about three years.
Although King Mu of Zhou left this, he still did not come to Kunlun Mountain again for hundreds of years. Queen Mother had many men and did not take King Mu of Zhou to heart. Another monarch in the mortal world, Emperor Wu of Han, came into her eyes again. Queen Mother found that Emperor Wu of Han had the aspiration to learn Taoism and become an immortal, so she came down to earth to meet him, and gave him several peaches to Emperor Wu, and taught him the way of immortality.
The Queen Mother's move was of course intended to have a good relationship with him. Emperor Wu of Han saw that she was gifted and had a peerless face, and she couldn't help but love her in her heart. The two of them were just as they wanted. Of course, Junyu secretly told me that the Queen Mother had lived in the Han Palace for half a year, and the morning and night, Emperor Wu of Han did not attend court for two consecutive days, and only stayed on the bed and was happy.
Junyu remembers that Dongfang Shuo instigated Emperor Wu of Han to steal fairy peaches many times. Although the Queen Mother knew about it, he did not punish him once. The Great Sage Monk Wukong only stole one fairy peach and was severely punished. The difference was so big that it was completely different. Later, the Queen Mother found that Emperor Wu of Han was arrogant and dirty in appearance, and was not pure in cerebral blood and lust. She was afraid that she was not an immortal talent, so she endured the pain and cut off her relationship with him and returned to the heavenly court.
Since passing these three men, Queen Mother's temperament has changed a lot. She is no longer as gentle and affectionate as before. Her mind has become narrower and her personality has gradually become more perverse. In addition, she found that the Jade Emperor often had a secret meeting with Chang'e and secretly mingled with other fairies, so she hated those couples with happy love.
For example, her daughter, the Seven Fairies, fell in love with Dong Yong, and became husband and wife, but they were still separated for her. The same is true for the Cowherd. Her granddaughter, Weaver Girl, fell in love with the Cowherd, and cooked rice and gave birth to a pair of children. The man ploughed and weaved. How happy is the Queen Mother still refused to give up. She sent heavenly soldiers to capture the Weaver Girl back to the heavenly court. The Cowherd put on the skin of the divine cow and hugged her children. The Queen Mother used a golden hairpin to draw a river of heaven, and separated the Cowherd and Weaver Girl. Fortunately, the Jade Emperor pleaded with mercy and allowed the couple to meet once a year, so why bother!
Xin Jian said: This Queen Mother is so heartless, and the Jade Emperor deserves to have an affair outside.
Tongxia gently stroked Xin Tian's cheek and said: Dou'er, I'm not scaring. If the Queen Mother knows about you and Zi Qiong, I'm afraid Zi Qiong will recall the heavenly court immediately. If you don't want this to happen, you must be careful from now on.
Xin Jin knew what she said was true and hurriedly said: You... can you do me a favor?
When Tongxia heard this, she knew what he wanted. She smiled softly and said: You want me to hide it for you and don’t report to the Queen Mother, right?
Xin Jin knew that she agreed and couldn't help but feel happy: Xin Jin thanked Fairy Tongxia first
Tongxia smiled: Even if you don’t say it, I won’t betray Sister Ziqiong. Even if Empress Xuannv blames me, I can take it all my strength, just for fear that Empress Xuannv will take action in person and secretly spy on it. I have said a long time ago that I am not a fairy. If you call me Tongxia in the future, you can do it.
Xin Jin nodded quickly and said happily: Tongxia, you are so nice, I will be careful in the future
Then he asked: Yes, you said that Chang'e is the Jade Emperor's little wife, what's going on?
Tongxia shook her head and smiled: Why are you still like a big child, always listening to these boring things
Xin Qian raised his mouth and started to show off his temper and said: You don’t like to say it, you won’t say it anymore
Tongxia saw his face and couldn't help but burst out laughing. Seeing him, she was so cute, she smiled and said: Don't do this in front of me, I'm not your Ziqiong
As he said that, he kissed Xin Feng's face, touched his jade hand, held his jade dragon, gently stroked it, and then said: Okay, since you want to hear it, you will tell you that it is. Since Houyi got the Immortal Medicine of the Queen Mother, he didn't dare to take it, so he gave it to his wife Chang'e for the custody. Because of the Immortal Medicine, Chang'e couldn't help but doubt it. After asking, the couple finally had a big fight. Chang'e was so angry that she ate the Immortal Medicine. Unexpectedly, after taking the elixir, her body suddenly floated and flew to the moon.
From then on, Chang'e settled in Guanghan Palace alone, but Houyi was heard by his disciple Fengmeng's death and the Queen Mother was naturally angry with Chang'e. However, for the sake of his reputation, he could not retaliate publicly, so he had to keep the account in his heart. Originally, he lived in Guanghan Palace where Chang'e was only living in Chang'e, but later there was an extra man, which was Wu Gang. It was said that Wu Gang went up the mountain to learn Taoism. Daocheng went home and found that there were three more sons out of thin air. After investigation, it turned out that his wife had an affair with a guy named Boling. Wu Gang was furious and beat Boling to death with three punches and two kicks.
Although Wu Gang breathed a sigh of relief, Bo Ling was not an ordinary person, but the grandson of Emperor Yan. Of course, Yan Emperor refused to let Wu Gang go, because beating the adulterer to death in ancient times was a matter of maintaining the rules and could not be sentenced to a serious crime, so he had to think of his other way. Emperor Yan learned that Chang'e lived alone in Guanghan Palace. As long as Wu Gang was sent there, how could he not cause any trouble? He took his handle and taught him that he would not die.
When Xin Jin heard this, he immediately shouted: What a poisonous Yan Emperor, it’s a pity that he could come up with this plan. It seems that Wu Gang is dead this time!
Tongxia shook her head and smiled: This is wrong. You might as well look up and look at the moon. If he dies, Wu Gang will still cut the moon. What do you say that Emperor Yan knew that Queen Mother was the lord of the female fairy, so he went to discuss with her. Queen Mother hated Chang'e, so she agreed and made an excuse to arrange Wu Gang to the moon and give him a tree cutting job. Queen Mother was afraid that the two would not meet, so she ordered Wu Gang to give the cut bark to Chang'e so that she could use it as medicine. Unexpectedly, something unexpected happened. Wu Gang was so strict that he had never had any bad thoughts about Chang'e, and he had cut down trees until now. Do you know what the reason was?
Xin Jin thought about it and said: Does Wu Gang think Chang'e is not beautiful?
Tongxia shook her head and smiled: No, Sister Chang'e is a famous beauty, how can she say that she is not beautiful? The Jade Emperor does not allow anyone to touch Chang'e. Only Marshal Tianpeng, the pig head, has been in the Heavenly Palace for so long, and still dares to tease Chang'e. According to the saying, Marshal Tianpeng just lost his moral character after drinking and did not do anything too out of the ordinary. It is common sense that it should be closed for a while. However, the Jade Emperor just won't let him go. He beat him two thousand sledgehammers first, then demoted him to the mortal world, and entrusted him to be a pig.
Xin Jian laughed and said: Zhu Bajie, a pervert, might be a killer by drinking.
Tongxia laughed and said: In fact, the Jade Emperor had already tempted Wu Gang and sold him. Whenever the Jade Emperor and Chang'e had a secret meeting, Wu Gang would take the wind outside. Once someone came, Wu Gang would cut down the trunk of the tree, call the Jade Emperor with the sound of an axe, and also sent a rabbit to Chang'e as a pet. This rabbit was the Jade Emperor's imperial rabbit, which was used to monitor Wu Gang's actions. Seeing that she had secretly eaten it.
Xin Jian said: It's indeed a good method. No wonder everyone calls the rabbit a jade rabbit. It turns out that it was given by the Jade Emperor.
Tongxia nodded: As the saying goes, there are many troubles in front of the widow's door, and there is no airtight wall. The matter between Jade Emperor and Chang'e was slowly spread in the heaven. Of course, it can't be hidden from the Queen Mother. It was just because Wu Gang had the wind, and there was no evidence that the Queen Mother was beside her. It was her messenger, so she sent the Blue Bird to the moon to explore.
Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor came up with another plan, because there was only one osmanthus tree in the moon, when the blue bird came, he kept cutting down the trees, leaving him where he lost his place. In the end, the blue bird finally died of exhaustion there.
Xin Zhen laughed: That woman suffered a lot of losses, interesting, interesting!
Tongxia smiled and said: Another interesting thing. The jade rabbit suddenly walked to the mortal world and was doing harm. In order to conquer the jade rabbit, Sister Chang'e chased him to the mortal world. However, when she met Zhu Bajie, it was really a gathering of enemies. Zhu Bajie stepped forward to stop him and shouted: Sister Chang'e, I have an old relationship with you, so why not go play with you.
After saying that, he hugged Chang'e and left, which made a good thing
Xin Jian laughed and said: This is called being unable to prevent, Jade Emperor's little wife is still given to the fat pig.
Tongxia said: Actually, I believe only he knows how many women there are around the Jade Emperor, but I know very well about Junyu and the Jade Emperor.
Xin Jin was surprised and asked: Could it be that the Jade Girl also had an affair with the Jade Emperor?
Tongxia nodded and said: It's not just one leg, but more than ten legs are coming. Junyu is younger than me, but when it comes to appearance and figure, she is much better than me. In the heaven, her beauty can be listed in the forefront of Junyu, Qionghua Fairy, Seven Fairies, Ziqiong and her three senior sisters, Zixia, Ziying and Zimei, are all the best beauties in the sky.
Xin Jin said: It turns out that Michelle also has three senior sisters, are they all apprentices of the Xuannv?
Tongxia nodded and said: Well, the fourth sister and the Xuannv Empress have lived in Yaochi for a long time and practiced martial arts all day long. They rarely walked around the heavenly court and rarely contacted the gods but Junyu was different. Whenever the Queen Mother summoned the immortals, she would stay aside. Because she was extremely beautiful, she didn't know how many gods and gods were coveted. It was because she was the Queen Mother's man and she didn't dare to make any decisions about her easily, but the Jade Emperor was different. She wanted to find an excuse to attack her. There were many opportunities.
Junyu and I are good sisters, and I don’t talk about anything. I naturally know more about her and the Jade Emperor than anyone else. Junyu told me that the first time she played with the Jade Emperor was in the Yao Building of the Jade Palace. At that time, the Queen Mother was still sleeping in the bedroom. She and the golden boy Shi Huan were chatting. The Jade Emperor suddenly arrived and asked Shi Huan to go to the residence of Maitreya Bodhisattva to do business. Maitreya Bodhisattva lives in Tushita Palace, which is far from the Yaochi Lake. It is time-consuming to go back and forth.
When Shi Huan left, the Jade Emperor stepped forward and hugged her, touching her with both hands, making Junyu both afraid and happy. Finally, he took off her clothes and lay naked on a big chair. When the Jade Emperor took off his pants and exposed the dragon tendon, Junyu was shocked. She said she had never seen such a scary giant thing before. The Jade Emperor wanted her to lick it. Junyu had no choice but to open her mouth hard, and could only hold half of the dragon head in her mouth.
Seeing that she was small, the Jade Emperor did not force her legs. She thrust her legs on the big chair and rushed to the bottom. Only then did he realize that there was still half outside. You can imagine how thick and long the Jade Emperor said was full of such a giant. It was easy to say that the beauty was. Junyu was born sensitive and had a lot of water. He had only thrust a few times, and the water sprayed like a dam. When the Jade Emperor saw it, he felt like he had found a treasure, and it was even more exciting.
It turns out that the Jade Emperor has another great point. He has just shot the dragon spirit, but he has not fallen down. He can still fight again. In the end, Junyu said that the Jade Emperor had fired five times in her jade pot that day, and he was willing to give up. Since then, when the Jade Emperor found an opportunity, he summoned Junyu to pass by. Junyu met this sacred object and was happy to bear it. He often hid the golden boy and often mingled with the Jade Emperor ghost.
Xin Feng was so excited that the object under his crotch became hard. Tongxia smiled at him, rubbed Yulong and rubbed him, and asked: I'm very excited when I heard someone having fun, let Tongxia vent her with you.
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