Chapter 12 The treatment of the thief

On the way to the orchard, I asked Miruo: Do ​​you know if we catch the apple-stealing thieves here, how do we deal with them?

Mi Ruo said: I don’t know, I can’t do without fighting anyway

I said: Civilized people cannot hit people casually. Besides, everyone here is very hospitable, so there are very civilized ways to entertain thieves who steal apples.

Mi Ruo asked: What method?

I said: People can come to our orchard to steal apples, which proves that our apples are still delicious and popular.

So, after catching the thief, we usually take out a basket of apples and treat it with great enthusiasm.

Remember, it is a basket that must be eaten, but if you can’t eat it, you will be killed!

Mi Ruo laughed: Will those thieves eat them?

I said: Of course those thieves know that they can't eat a basket. It really corresponds to that sentence, even if they are beaten to death, they can't eat it.

But those thieves still have to try to eat, because if you eat one, you can get beaten later, but this beating is inevitable sooner or later. In the end, you will have diarrhea and have to get a few more kicks. It's really a memory

Mi Ruo said: We won’t be so unlucky tonight, right?

I said: We are watching the orchard tonight. If we catch the thief, we will deal with it like this.

I thought of telling Mi Ruo about other interesting stories about the orchard for a while, but after Mi Ruo arrived, she became obsessed with the orchard shed because it looked too much like a pavilion from a distance.

Especially the sun is about to set, and suddenly seeing such a pavilion between the apple trees is really interesting

I lay in her ear and said to her: This is where the people who are watching the orchard live. Tonight, we will live in it. There is a quilt in my trunk.

Mi Ruo smiled and said: You have really thought about it. You tricked me from Modu to Haizhou for such a pavilion?

I said: You are so smart, you will know when you arrive in the orchard. How could I trick you into this bed?

Miruo said: It depends on whether you can pick the apples I like to eat.

I said: I dare not say anything else, it is okay to pick a few good apples

Shanshan's father had a beard and laughed heartily when he saw us coming: City people come here to experience life, eat whatever they want

I brought two cigarettes to Shanshan's father, not two boxes, and then said to him: Uncle, we have to steal a lot of apples tonight

Shanshan's father saw two cigarettes and didn't know what his surname was: eat whatever he wanted, and then put it in the car after eating, and install it as much as you can

I have been thinking about this romantic encounter with Mi Ruo. Now I finally walked into the orchard and saw the bed we were about to board. I will remember that I was walking for a hundred miles and ninety years. Although the weather was already quite cold, I was not in a hurry to board the bed. I would steal a few apples and finish eating.

Although it is to experience rural life and although it is the most practical and appropriate rural life for us, the hygiene we should talk about still needs to be discussed.

In addition to bringing bedding, bedding, and quilts, I also brought a large bucket of pure water to wash apples

Miruo and I were eating apples next to the pesticide-spraying pool. After eating the apples, we looked at the clear sky and started chatting.

Mi Ruo snuggled on my shoulder and asked me: I really want to have such an orchard in the future. Let's pollinate with you when the flowers bloom in spring; in summer, I sit here to stir pesticides and spray; in autumn, we dig cellars together and pick apples together; in winter, we sit in the house while watching the snowflakes fall, and eating big and red apples.

By the way, there is also summer night to catch cicada monkeys!

Mi Ruo is so smart. She can say so romantically about the four-season farming in the apple orchard that I just told her. She really should serve as an image for this orchard.

I couldn't help but hug her tightly: Look at the stars in the sky, for thousands of years, I have been accompanying the flowers, plants and trees blooming and ripening every year. Watching the growth of everyone on the earth, and looking at the stars tonight, we just need to write ourselves into history, because no one can live like these stars forever

Mi Ruo was like a girl in a Japanese love relationship, lowering her head in my arms: Next year, when the flowers bloom and pollinate, can I come with you to pollinate the flowers, can you still bring me here?

The atmosphere is so romantic, I had to joke: Of course I can bring you here, but I'm going to send two more cigarettes out

I can’t remember the two cigarettes. The two cigarettes were enough to buy apples from several trees. I found an apple tree that was just the first time in the Little New Year and said to Mi Ruo: How about we climb trees?

Mi Ruo smiled and said: Can you find something with technical content? Do you still need to climb this apple tree? You have to climb poplar trees to climb.

I said: I asked you to climb a tree and pick apples from the treetops. What's wrong? Don't you want to challenge it?

In fact, we only picked less than ten kilograms of apples that night and visited the orchard to play, mainly to experience the feeling

The deeper the night, the colder it became. Just as we were about to go to the car outside the orchard to get the bedding back to the shed to sleep, we just left the orchard door and heard a strange sound on the side of the road.

I looked at my watch and it was already past ten o'clock. If we hadn't been wearing too much, we would have been so cold that we would have been out of here now, who would still be outside?

That strange voice is so familiar to me. It is the voice of a man and a woman doing business, but where is it?

I am not afraid of the night. Mi Ruo has seen big scenes, and he is only curious. How could he know that he is afraid? I leaned into Mi Ruo's ear and said: Don't open the car door first, don't disturb them.