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Chapter 9: White Jade Arm

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I returned to the county government with a few girls in the lotus. I looked at the backs of several girls along the way. I had the urge to take one of them, but this was not on the sofa in my office. I would just press down whoever I wanted to. Now, I'd better hurry on the road honestly.

The road is not far away. After entering the mansion, it is easy for me to enter the banquet. I just need to report my name. If I don’t change my name or sit or change my surname, Molu Fang

The county government is brightly lit tonight

County Magistrate Xue Rubai sat in the chief, and dozens of literati and poets wanted to drain the ink from their stomachs to show their literary talent.

During the meal, there were several women, one playing the guqin, the other stroking the pipa, and the other were sitting upright, which seemed to be dancing improvised.

County Magistrate Xue said: Tomorrow's Lotus Poem Competition, I will drink with you today to help you liven up. We will not recite poems today, but just give me a first couplet: Hetang County's Lotus Poems, Hehehehe

As soon as this sentence was first published, I learned the following three information

First, this county is called Hetang County, with a good name

If you count two hundred years later, you can let Feng Huáng legend speak their image

But when I went there, I hadn't sang the song "Moonlight in the Lotus Pond" yet, and the poetry competition was in the morning

Second, this county magistrate’s literary talent is not very good. This first couplet is too far-fetched. I really don’t know how to choose it.

He He, He He, no matter how you think about it, it doesn’t taste like slap it

I just think this county magistrate Xue is very suitable for QQ chat, hahahaha

Third, I have a good chance to be the focus tonight, because I have already thought of the second link

Those literati first praised the first couplet and then praised it, but it is difficult for anyone to express the second couplet.

I was really puzzled because of my personal hobbies. I often read the county annals and historical records of various places. Many classic poems are written on such occasions. Why are these people so poor in their level?

The second couplet has not been released for a long time, so I had to tell the second couplet I expressed: Everyone, I throw a brick and bring a jade hand to the white jade arm, and I will give a wish to the white jade pendant.

I'm talking about the piano player, with his arm exposed outside, playing the piano there, and his arms are placed on the piano, as if he was bowing to the magistrate Xue Rubai County magistrate

After I finished speaking, I felt that it was a failure. The sound of the flat and tone was wrong, and the last four words were even more far-fetched. The last two words: worshipping the white man, which even violated the name of the county magistrate.

Just one thing is very corresponding, it is used to chat about QQ. County Magistrate Xue, hehe, I'll beg

While the literati were still slowly pondering the taste, County Magistrate Xue suddenly applauded: OK! That's so good! This virtuous brother looked at his life, wondering if he knew his virtuous surname?

I had no choice but to bow and say: I dare not, I'm afraid, I'm ugly

The county magistrate praised it, and others also applauded, although many people's eyes were full of sourness.

Others can no longer agree with any good couples. My bad couple has become the best couplet, so I sat closest to the county magistrate and mentioned tomorrow's lotus poetry meeting. I immediately recited Zhou Dunyi's song "Love Lotus" by others. Because I read a lot of eight-legged essays, no one knew about it. It was a lot of praise. This time I was really amazed.

The guqin player changed all kinds of music. It seemed that there would be a lot of things to wait for the banquet to part. The county magistrate said that he would go to the Hetang together, and then said to the guqin player: Tonight, please serve Mr. Mo.

I was a little puzzled: Lord Xue...

County Magistrate Xue waved his hand: You are not polite. Since ancient times, talented men are worthy of beauty. What's more, what I am right just now is, isn't it just the white jade arms written on?

Tonight, I will sleep on these white jade arms. Don’t miss the Lotus Poem Competition tomorrow morning

The piano player raised his head and I just understood her appearance. It was fake to say that ancient beauties were all insignificant. It was a fake. There were few ancient fashion magazines. I saw a similar-looking one and I praised it. Today's society is so well-developed in makeup and style. If you see too many beauties in various media, it is too difficult to become stunning beauties.

But it was different in ancient times. For example, in those martial arts novels, the eldest brother and the second brother, and then a little junior sister, could not see other women on the mountain, and the little junior sister was a stunning beauty.

Compared to the fashionable beauties in modern society, this girl is indeed not too beautiful, but in this specific environment, she cannot put on makeup. She is also a small county town, so she is naturally a stunning beauty.

The girl said a blessing to me: Little girl, pay homage to Mr. Mo

I'm a little dizzy, let me think about it carefully and think about it slowly

I have read many history books since I was a child, and I have watched a lot of historical movies and TV series, but I have never thought about it before when I really entered history.

And when I really entered the historical environment and was by the pond, I felt that it was no different from traveling. When I entered the banquet at the county magistrate's mansion, I also thought it was a retro performance.

Until County Magistrate Xue pushed this Shishi girl to me, I didn’t dream!

I have really entered history. I was really in the fifteenth year of Jiaqing in the Qing Dynasty. In a county called Hetang in Jiangnan, I just attended a very elegant party, and I also got a big beauty!

I walked into history and was penniless. I was already a guest of honor at the county magistrate, and there were beautiful girls to bed tonight!

Everything came too suddenly!

This teacher, a typical Jiangnan beauty, walked in and saw that like the girls by the lotus pond in the afternoon, her skin was super good. Without the erosion of various modern chemical cosmetics, she looked even more beautiful and natural!

Shishi is not tall and can't be a model in modern society. If I can return to modern times smoothly this time, I will come here next time and if the story continues, I can bring her a few pairs of stockings!

Because her walking posture is so beautiful!

The key is those white jade arms. Tonight, how do I pillow those white jade arms tonight?