My face suddenly sank. Seeing that my expression was wrong, she hurriedly explained: That... the red rope is too thin, I was afraid of breaking it, so I placed it in the hotel
There is a little more anxious look in your eyes
What's the red rope? Director Zhao was talking about Bai Jie came in, she looked at us both in confusion
Oh, nothing. Zhao Liping looked at Bai Jie unnaturally, with a little embarrassed look
Oh, I was talking about betting with her...
I smiled and talked about the smart little girl in the temple that day, then turned her head to Bai Jie and asked: How old do you think she is?
Bai Jie said thirty. When she heard Director Zhao tell her true age, she was obviously stunned for a moment and said with a smile: Yes, Director Zhao didn't know that you were already forty, how did you take care of it? In comparison, I became an ugly monster. You are still ugly. When I saw Chen Kun's eyes almost fell off when he saw you on the way through the trip. If you were an ugly monster, there would be no beauty in this world, right? Isn't Chen Kun?
Zhao Liping moved back to a round proudly
I saw two pairs of autumn-like eyes looking at me. Of course, I knew the language trap here, so I would not say the wrong words and said: As the saying goes, spring orchids and autumn chrysanthemums are good at their own beauty. You both are the most beautiful women in China. Sister Bai is the most beautiful young woman, and Zhao Liping is the most beautiful mature woman. As soon as I finished speaking, the two women's faces turned red. They thought there was something in my words, and they didn't dare to ask questions any more
At this time, Zhang Xingzhu also came back, her face was red. However, we were afraid that she would be embarrassed, so we started talking about other topics, and soon she got involved.
I didn't feel hungry when I didn't eat breakfast. Now I'm trapped on the mountain and it's raining outside the house. I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach, but I'm not as lucky as last night in the morning. So many cicadas just bumped into it.
An autumn rain and a cold. I didn’t feel anything a few days ago, but now we are wearing thin clothes and feel cold on our bodies. Fortunately, two fires are lit next to us can give people a little warmth, but there is not much firewood. After all, it was burned in the middle of the night last night.
Are you familiar with this place?
It was too late last night that I didn't have time to ask Zhang Xingzhu. Now I found the opportunity to ask in detail about the environment around this mountain.
Not very familiar, I have only been here twice. Because the terrain here is steep and there is no outstanding landscape, our travel agency specifically instructed the tour guide not to bring tourists. If there is an accident, you should be responsible. A few months ago, a tour guide took three rock climbers to participate in the area and had an accident.
Zhang Xingzhu added with lingering fear: This mountain is the only one that is uninhabited.
Oh, that's right, I nodded helplessly, and it could be seen that Bai Jie and the others were also a little disappointed. I asked again: There should be other roads on this mountain besides that floating bridge, right?
Yes, yes, I know that there are stone troughs in Qiankun Cave that can pass through Qingxi. Now the water is so big, it must have flowed over. There are roads in the west, but it is all mountains that go there, and it will only go further and further. If you get lost, it will be difficult to come out... The best way for us now is to wait here and wait for the rescuers to come up the mountain to rescue us
That's all I know is that this hope is slim, and it's always good to have hope. After all, if you walk into the mountains, there will be many unknown situations.
At this time, we didn't know that the so-called rescue personnel were just wishful thinking of a few people, because there was a large landslide in the mountain, and the people on Baiyu Mountain were urgently transporting them to the bottom of the mountain. Where would anyone think of a few people trapped on the mountain a few miles away (they thought we must have rushed downstream). I was about to open my mouth and say something when I heard a gurgle, and stood up in surprise and asked: What's the sound?
All three women were frightened by my shocked movements, and they all hurriedly stood up and looked around. At this time, a clear sound of gurgle came. The three of them looked at Zhang Xingzhu awkwardly. She blushed and explained: I'm a little hungry...
The remaining few people started to laugh, and swept away the depressedness just now. I thought this would be a solution, so I suggested: Let me tell you a joke. OK, in order to divert hungry attention, the three women agreed.
Cough, cough I cleared my throat and started to say: When I was traveling through the cemetery late at night, I heard continuous tapping sounds. The more I heard, the more I became more and more scared. When he was hesitating whether to run, he finally saw someone engraving a tombstone and said to the other party, "I almost scared me to death!" Why are you doing in the middle of the night? The one looked up and replied: They carved my name wrong, I will change it!
What!
Aunt Zhao was the first to shout: Don’t talk about such a terrifying thing, okay, the three of us are women
That is, even though you know that the three of us are alone on the mountain, you still talk nonsense and punish you to talk about one more time. Bai Jie continued
It seems that the endless wind and rain outside the house made them start to be scared in broad daylight. I looked at Zhang Xingzhu's slightly pale face and said: Okay, another one, the female mayor and the male municipal party secretary attended the banquet together. During the meal, the secretary said: The secretary has usually been the mayor! The female mayor responded cleverly: Yes, the secretary is usually the mayor (upgraded)!
Because I had accentuated my tone in important places, they quickly understood, and they all blushed and felt embarrassed to laugh. Instead, Bai Jie pounded my legs and said angrily: Say it well. Seeing Director Zhao's eyes looking at her full of meaning, she explained like a snake: Don't talk nonsense, otherwise I will ask Director Zhao to deal with you, she will be the biggest official here.
OK, Director Zhao, you have to deal with me. I smiled and looked down onto her hidden charm
Her cheeks were flushed and she immediately curled up in front of her without any trace. She held her hands against her chin, and smiled and said: I can't control you, it's not a system
Then I volunteer to join the banking system, haha, I said, "I'm joking."
Hurry up and say, don't interrupt again. Bai Jie slapped me again with some displeasure. She seemed jealous.
OK, okay, I said I quickly made a begging for mercy and said: "At the same time, there is a beautiful female doctor in a hospital that is very popular with male patients. She has many romantic and rich suitors. Of course, she has also encountered a lot of sexual harassment...
After a gentleman had a kidney check in the hospital, a beautiful female doctor wanted to check the gentleman's kidney detoxification function.
I gave him a sealed glass jar and asked him to go home to install some overnight urine samples to bring
The next day, the gentleman came back, but the female doctor found that the glass jar was still empty.
The gentleman explained: Yesterday, I tried with my right hand for a long time, but there was no movement. I used my left hand to try, but it was still useless. I asked my wife to help, and she also tried both hands, but it didn't work. I told her to use her mouth to do it. There was still no way.
The female doctor's face turned red when she heard it
The gentleman kept saying: My cousin came to my house to give gifts. She was younger and more physically strong. I asked her to help her. She also used her hands first and then her mouth, and worked very hard...
Stop! Stop!
The female doctor could no longer help it: This kind of thing...you ask your cousin to help?
The gentleman said: She is very happy! But it still doesn't work! I'm here to find you to see if you can...
When the female doctor heard this, she asked angrily: Can you have anything?
The gentleman replied: Can you open the lid of this glass jar?
When I heard me talk about it, the girls' faces were a little unnatural, but no one was embarrassed to stop me. When the last words were spoken, they all knew what was going on. Especially Aunt Zhao and Bai Jie were staring at me, making me stop thinking that I was talking about them, but at the end they realized that I was too careful. I knew that I was telling a dirty joke but I was embarrassed to laugh.
Why isn't it funny? Zhang Xingzhu, why are your face so red? Are you thinking wrong?
I looked at her seriously and asked
No, no, it's funny. She said quickly, but her face turned redder. She was such an uninformed little girl who couldn't stand the funny at all.
Don't bully the little girl, Aunt Zhao hurriedly rescued the situation
At this time, the rain was obviously much lighter. I stood up and looked outside. They also noticed that this situation was standing at the door with my steps, watching the millions of raindrops in front of me falling continuously.
There is a little more anxious look in your eyes
What's the red rope? Director Zhao was talking about Bai Jie came in, she looked at us both in confusion
Oh, nothing. Zhao Liping looked at Bai Jie unnaturally, with a little embarrassed look
Oh, I was talking about betting with her...
I smiled and talked about the smart little girl in the temple that day, then turned her head to Bai Jie and asked: How old do you think she is?
Bai Jie said thirty. When she heard Director Zhao tell her true age, she was obviously stunned for a moment and said with a smile: Yes, Director Zhao didn't know that you were already forty, how did you take care of it? In comparison, I became an ugly monster. You are still ugly. When I saw Chen Kun's eyes almost fell off when he saw you on the way through the trip. If you were an ugly monster, there would be no beauty in this world, right? Isn't Chen Kun?
Zhao Liping moved back to a round proudly
I saw two pairs of autumn-like eyes looking at me. Of course, I knew the language trap here, so I would not say the wrong words and said: As the saying goes, spring orchids and autumn chrysanthemums are good at their own beauty. You both are the most beautiful women in China. Sister Bai is the most beautiful young woman, and Zhao Liping is the most beautiful mature woman. As soon as I finished speaking, the two women's faces turned red. They thought there was something in my words, and they didn't dare to ask questions any more
At this time, Zhang Xingzhu also came back, her face was red. However, we were afraid that she would be embarrassed, so we started talking about other topics, and soon she got involved.
I didn't feel hungry when I didn't eat breakfast. Now I'm trapped on the mountain and it's raining outside the house. I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach, but I'm not as lucky as last night in the morning. So many cicadas just bumped into it.
An autumn rain and a cold. I didn’t feel anything a few days ago, but now we are wearing thin clothes and feel cold on our bodies. Fortunately, two fires are lit next to us can give people a little warmth, but there is not much firewood. After all, it was burned in the middle of the night last night.
Are you familiar with this place?
It was too late last night that I didn't have time to ask Zhang Xingzhu. Now I found the opportunity to ask in detail about the environment around this mountain.
Not very familiar, I have only been here twice. Because the terrain here is steep and there is no outstanding landscape, our travel agency specifically instructed the tour guide not to bring tourists. If there is an accident, you should be responsible. A few months ago, a tour guide took three rock climbers to participate in the area and had an accident.
Zhang Xingzhu added with lingering fear: This mountain is the only one that is uninhabited.
Oh, that's right, I nodded helplessly, and it could be seen that Bai Jie and the others were also a little disappointed. I asked again: There should be other roads on this mountain besides that floating bridge, right?
Yes, yes, I know that there are stone troughs in Qiankun Cave that can pass through Qingxi. Now the water is so big, it must have flowed over. There are roads in the west, but it is all mountains that go there, and it will only go further and further. If you get lost, it will be difficult to come out... The best way for us now is to wait here and wait for the rescuers to come up the mountain to rescue us
That's all I know is that this hope is slim, and it's always good to have hope. After all, if you walk into the mountains, there will be many unknown situations.
At this time, we didn't know that the so-called rescue personnel were just wishful thinking of a few people, because there was a large landslide in the mountain, and the people on Baiyu Mountain were urgently transporting them to the bottom of the mountain. Where would anyone think of a few people trapped on the mountain a few miles away (they thought we must have rushed downstream). I was about to open my mouth and say something when I heard a gurgle, and stood up in surprise and asked: What's the sound?
All three women were frightened by my shocked movements, and they all hurriedly stood up and looked around. At this time, a clear sound of gurgle came. The three of them looked at Zhang Xingzhu awkwardly. She blushed and explained: I'm a little hungry...
The remaining few people started to laugh, and swept away the depressedness just now. I thought this would be a solution, so I suggested: Let me tell you a joke. OK, in order to divert hungry attention, the three women agreed.
Cough, cough I cleared my throat and started to say: When I was traveling through the cemetery late at night, I heard continuous tapping sounds. The more I heard, the more I became more and more scared. When he was hesitating whether to run, he finally saw someone engraving a tombstone and said to the other party, "I almost scared me to death!" Why are you doing in the middle of the night? The one looked up and replied: They carved my name wrong, I will change it!
What!
Aunt Zhao was the first to shout: Don’t talk about such a terrifying thing, okay, the three of us are women
That is, even though you know that the three of us are alone on the mountain, you still talk nonsense and punish you to talk about one more time. Bai Jie continued
It seems that the endless wind and rain outside the house made them start to be scared in broad daylight. I looked at Zhang Xingzhu's slightly pale face and said: Okay, another one, the female mayor and the male municipal party secretary attended the banquet together. During the meal, the secretary said: The secretary has usually been the mayor! The female mayor responded cleverly: Yes, the secretary is usually the mayor (upgraded)!
Because I had accentuated my tone in important places, they quickly understood, and they all blushed and felt embarrassed to laugh. Instead, Bai Jie pounded my legs and said angrily: Say it well. Seeing Director Zhao's eyes looking at her full of meaning, she explained like a snake: Don't talk nonsense, otherwise I will ask Director Zhao to deal with you, she will be the biggest official here.
OK, Director Zhao, you have to deal with me. I smiled and looked down onto her hidden charm
Her cheeks were flushed and she immediately curled up in front of her without any trace. She held her hands against her chin, and smiled and said: I can't control you, it's not a system
Then I volunteer to join the banking system, haha, I said, "I'm joking."
Hurry up and say, don't interrupt again. Bai Jie slapped me again with some displeasure. She seemed jealous.
OK, okay, I said I quickly made a begging for mercy and said: "At the same time, there is a beautiful female doctor in a hospital that is very popular with male patients. She has many romantic and rich suitors. Of course, she has also encountered a lot of sexual harassment...
After a gentleman had a kidney check in the hospital, a beautiful female doctor wanted to check the gentleman's kidney detoxification function.
I gave him a sealed glass jar and asked him to go home to install some overnight urine samples to bring
The next day, the gentleman came back, but the female doctor found that the glass jar was still empty.
The gentleman explained: Yesterday, I tried with my right hand for a long time, but there was no movement. I used my left hand to try, but it was still useless. I asked my wife to help, and she also tried both hands, but it didn't work. I told her to use her mouth to do it. There was still no way.
The female doctor's face turned red when she heard it
The gentleman kept saying: My cousin came to my house to give gifts. She was younger and more physically strong. I asked her to help her. She also used her hands first and then her mouth, and worked very hard...
Stop! Stop!
The female doctor could no longer help it: This kind of thing...you ask your cousin to help?
The gentleman said: She is very happy! But it still doesn't work! I'm here to find you to see if you can...
When the female doctor heard this, she asked angrily: Can you have anything?
The gentleman replied: Can you open the lid of this glass jar?
When I heard me talk about it, the girls' faces were a little unnatural, but no one was embarrassed to stop me. When the last words were spoken, they all knew what was going on. Especially Aunt Zhao and Bai Jie were staring at me, making me stop thinking that I was talking about them, but at the end they realized that I was too careful. I knew that I was telling a dirty joke but I was embarrassed to laugh.
Why isn't it funny? Zhang Xingzhu, why are your face so red? Are you thinking wrong?
I looked at her seriously and asked
No, no, it's funny. She said quickly, but her face turned redder. She was such an uninformed little girl who couldn't stand the funny at all.
Don't bully the little girl, Aunt Zhao hurriedly rescued the situation
At this time, the rain was obviously much lighter. I stood up and looked outside. They also noticed that this situation was standing at the door with my steps, watching the millions of raindrops in front of me falling continuously.
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