Chapter 162 Feeling incredible stimulation (1)

Ring ding ding ding ding !

The bell rang after class. I packed up my textbook and said to the students: Poetry appreciation is a hot focus of the college joint examination, and it is also a bit difficult. Students must be very familiar with some images of ancient poetry. For example, the moon is round, so it symbolizes reunion, and also symbolizes longing, homesickness, etc. The image is a key to appreciating poetry. You must master it! Okay, the get out of class is over.

Teacher Chen Xiaoqian stood up and shouted

Hum? Is there anything wrong?

I stopped the steps that were about to step out of the door and asked

I would like to ask you a question, what does this poem mean? Chen Xiaoqian asked softly

I turned around and walked towards her, thinking in my heart: Is the sun coming out from the west? Why did she ask me questions? Has she changed? It's impossible! She is a master of slandering the teacher! Isn't she trying to slander me again?

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel alert

Teacher, please sit down

Chen Xiaoqian pushed her chair to the side and said very politely

I raised my eyes and looked at Chen Xiaoqian for a second. Nothing was seen from her face, but there was a hint of cunning in her eyes.

I smiled in my heart: Haha! It's coming again, I knew this chair was weird.

My eyes slanted and I secretly glanced at Chen Xiaoqian's chair. I saw a light luster on the chair, which was a little reflective. It should be a layer of glue or something.

I smiled quietly and said: Thank you

While pulling the chair over, I sat down and asked: What's the problem?

When my butt was about two centimeters away from the chair, I stopped and just sat down with my legs bent.

Is it wrong to park and sit in the Maple Lin night?

Chen Xiaoqian asked in a simple manner, her voice was a little loud, and she could hear it in at least half of the classroom.

The thing should be done!

Chen Xiaoqian said while holding a pen and writing on a piece of paper

Ha ha……

The students around all laughed happily after hearing this, only Yao Yao and Lai Huifen showed contemptuous expressions on their faces, and their two beautiful eyes stared at me tightly to see how I reacted.

So, according to what you said, what does this whole poem mean?

I didn't agree and continued to guide her. I thought to myself: Haha, it's a cliché! We also asked the teacher about this question when we were studying.

In the evening, we parked the car in the maple forest. Teacher, am I right?

Chen Xiaoqian looked at me mischievously, with a faint smile on her face

I patted Chen Xiaoqian's head and said: Haha! Very good, very good, rich in imagination, and very romantic. Think about it, how desirable it is in the red maple forest! Well! When will I go to such a place to experience the poet's feelings? Thank you for reminding me

I paused slightly and continued: But the poet's original intention is not like this, and the word "Sitting" is not wrong. Here it is because of the meaning, so the whole poem means that I stopped the car just because I liked the maple forest in the evening. The word "Sitting" is a relatively special usage here. I also passed the classical Chinese exam in previous years, so I should pay special attention! Okay, there is no problem, right?

So that's it! Thank you teacher

Chen Xiaoqian's face was red and she said embarrassedly

Well! Study hard! Then I'll leave

I stood up from the chair easily, patted my butt and said

ah?

Chen Xiaoqian and the students around her couldn't help but scream. I didn't expect that I could stand up from the chair. You know, when the get out of class was over, Chen Xiaoqian applied super-kun glue with sticky super-kun power on the chair. She couldn't figure it out, and the students around her who were informed could not figure it out.

What's up?

I asked with concern, but I was laughing in my heart

Nothing, nothing

Chen Xiaoqian covered her mouth with one hand and waved her hands to me with the other hand.

oh!

I pushed the chair back to Chen Xiaoqian, and secretly accumulated a force on the palm of my hand, then gently patted her shoulder, and smiled brightly: I'll leave, sit down!

Um!

Chen Xiaoqian couldn't help but sit down, sitting on her chair, staring at me blankly, her eyes very complicated and contradictory

Chen Xiaoqian really wanted to know why, but she didn't dare to ask, so she had to wink and the classmates who stood behind me carefully looked at my butt.

When the students received the signal, they quickly lowered their heads and observed carefully, but found that there was no trace of glue on my pants. They were shocked and thought to themselves: He has obviously sat down! How is it possible? Can his pants be glue-proof?

I smiled again in my heart and thought to myself: Hehe! Let you guess! You will never think of it in your life. Since you have lowered your heads, let you taste my super invincible fart!

I took a breath, and then the air sinks into my dantian. With luck, a stream of air rushed down from my stomach and then discharged through my anus.

With a loud bang, the students suddenly heard the sound and were startled. They thought something had happened. They quickly raised their heads and looked panicked.

Haha! How does it taste? Is my butt good-looking?

I turned around and looked at the classmate behind me and asked.

Of course, this is the airflow that I was forced out of luck, so naturally there was no smell. I just wanted to scare them.

Woo woo woo woo woo!

The classmates pinched their noses and grabbed the textbooks on the table with their hands and slapped the air in front of them desperately, but found that there was no smell at all. They couldn't help but be shocked again and looked at me with a very strange look.

Chen Xiaoqian saw me chatting and laughing, but she was not teased by them at all. Instead, they were teased by me. The expression on her face changed. She no longer had the elegant appearance she had just now, but was full of hatred. She gritted her teeth and stood up from the chair, trying to vent her anger at the false side of my back.

throat!

Chen Xiaoqian stood up hard, but heard a sound of wooden strips colliding. At the same time, she found that something seemed to be hanging behind her butt, and she pulled her skirt down heavily.

Ah! The students all screamed in a scream, pointing their fingers at Chen Xiaoqian's butt, and staring at her incredibly with their eyes widened.

Then some students began to laugh loudly, Yao Yao, Lai Huipin and Zhang Yaoxing laughed very happily, leaning forward and backward, trembling in disgrace.

ah!

When Chen Xiaoqian saw the students' surprised expressions, she immediately understood what was going on. She quickly turned around and looked at it, Oh my God!

The chair is really stuck to the back of the butt, it is so tight that it seems to grow out of the butt