OK, Director Xing, you want to deal with me. I smiled and looked down onto her hidden charm
Her cheeks were flushed and she immediately curled up in front of her without any trace. She held her hands against her chin, and smiled and said: I can't control you, it's not a system
Then I volunteer to join the banking system, haha, I said, "I'm joking."
Hurry up and say, don't interrupt again. Bai Jie slapped me again with some displeasure. She seemed jealous.
OK, okay, I said I quickly made a begging for mercy and said: "At the same time, there is a beautiful female doctor in a hospital that is very popular with male patients. She has many romantic and rich suitors. Of course, she has also encountered a lot of sexual harassment...
After a gentleman had a kidney check in the hospital, a beautiful female doctor wanted to check the gentleman's kidney detoxification function.
I gave him a sealed glass jar and asked him to go home to install some overnight urine samples to bring
The next day, the gentleman came back, but the female doctor found that the glass jar was still empty.
The gentleman explained: Yesterday, I tried with my right hand for a long time, but there was no movement. I used my left hand to try, but it was still useless. I asked my wife to help, and she also tried both hands, but it didn't work. I told her to use her mouth to do it. There was still no way.
The female doctor's face turned red when she heard it
The gentleman kept saying: My cousin came to my house to give gifts. She was younger and more physically strong. I asked her to help her. She also used her hands first and then her mouth, and worked very hard...
Stop! Stop!
The female doctor could no longer help it: This kind of thing...you ask your cousin to help?
The gentleman said: She is very happy! But it still doesn't work! I'm here to find you to see if you can...
When the female doctor heard this, she asked angrily: Can you have anything?
The gentleman replied: Can you open the lid of this glass jar?
When I heard me talk about it, the girls' faces were a little unnatural, but no one was embarrassed to stop me. When the last words were spoken, they all knew what was going on. Especially Aunt Xing and Bai Jie were staring at me, making me stop thinking that I was talking about them, but at the end they realized that I was too careful. I knew that I was telling a dirty joke but I was embarrassed to laugh.
Why isn't it funny? Zhang Xingzhu, why are your face so red? Are you thinking wrong?
I looked at her seriously and asked
No, no, it's funny. She said quickly, but her face turned redder. She was such an uninformed little girl who couldn't stand the funny at all.
Don't bully the little girl,
Aunt Xing hurriedly rescued the siege
At this time, the rain was obviously much lighter. I stood up and looked outside. They also noticed that this situation was standing at the door with my steps, watching the millions of raindrops in front of me falling continuously.
I turned around to see if there was anything to eat. You can wait here. I turned around and said something to them, and then I was about to get into the rain curtain.
Why don't you wait for the rain to get a little lighter? Bai Jie dissuaded me from behind, and I waved my back to them and stepped into the rain
Although the rain was much lighter, I looked up and looked at the distance, which was still white. I walked along the footsteps I took last night toward the empty space. The rain quickly wet my clothes and my whole body was chilly. When I arrived at the waterfall that I fell last night, I completely gave up. The flooded river water had covered the large slippery stones on the shore. The river surface, which was only nearly ten feet long, is now fifty meters wide. With the cover of the rain, the shore on the opposite side was blurred. What made me even more desperate was that these two sides happened to be in a canyon, and it was impossible for anyone to notice it.
When I went back, I didn't walk along the original road, but walked along the river with a wooden stick to see if I could catch fish or something.
According to my experience, fish have the nature of swimming back. As long as there is flowing water, they will swim upstream. When I was in Lu Town, I followed Hutou and they caught fish in rice fields. There are many fish under the drainage channel.
Not far away, I saw a gully washed by rain flowing into the river along the winding mountains. Because the water flow washed away the soil, a natural depression happened to form there. Standing next to me, I saw a few crucian carp with chopsticks and some small fish that could not be seen clearly swimming in the depression. The rain kept churning upstream along the water flow. Unfortunately, due to the large drop, they failed again and again.
I was overjoyed. I took off my shoes, rolled up my trousers and cuffs and fished them in the river for a long time. I pulled a large bundle of aquatic plants. I quietly walked to the sunken area, built a simple embankment with the water grass, and then pressed stones on both sides. Then I walked upstream and built a stone embankment upstream, and the water flow was blocked.
The water plants downstream can filter the flowing water, and soon the fish in the sunken areas have nowhere to escape. I jumped into the room in a hurry and grabbed the fish. Four two-two-two crucian carp, two eels and a black fish, and I didn't take some other small fish and shrimp seriously, and let them go again.
Carrying a few fish worn on the thin tree strips, I followed my plan and finally returned naturally with a full load. I believe there will be no problem dealing with the lunch of four people.
Sure enough, the three women were extremely excited when they saw my harvest. They didn't obey my advice at all and snatched the fish. They braved the rain and went to the pool not far from the house to wash. There was a knife on Zhang Xingzhu's keychain, which was not a problem to choose fish.
I was also happy to relax and prepared to grill fish with firewood. In fact, I didn’t need to prepare at all. Last night the storm broke countless branches. I casually pulled two branches as thick as wrists and pulled them back. At the same time, I also made a lot of grass leaves that could not be named for fish.
When the girls laughed and picked the fish, they saw that I had already raised the fire, and they all started to skew on the branches and roasted them on the fire. Soon, squeaking water vapor rose on the fish, and a faint fishy smell filled the hut.
For about half an hour, we couldn't help it and started eating it all regardless of our image. Although we ate two meals of salt-free food, no one cared about it when we were hungry.
While eating, I explained the method of catching fish, which made the girls amazed and kept shouting that they would go to catch it with me in the afternoon.
I felt very thirsty after eating. We had not drunk much water since last night. Last night, they were still drinking dripping water under the eaves under my repeated persuasion. Now it has been much less rainy, and drinking water has become difficult. I have seen from the book that some plants are rich in water. The mountain range is damaged very little, and the plants inside are also very rich. Unfortunately, I don’t know which ones are. I am afraid that if we get poisonous plants, we will not make random suggestions.
I told them again to see if there are any broken containers around. We found some boiled water to drink
Her cheeks were flushed and she immediately curled up in front of her without any trace. She held her hands against her chin, and smiled and said: I can't control you, it's not a system
Then I volunteer to join the banking system, haha, I said, "I'm joking."
Hurry up and say, don't interrupt again. Bai Jie slapped me again with some displeasure. She seemed jealous.
OK, okay, I said I quickly made a begging for mercy and said: "At the same time, there is a beautiful female doctor in a hospital that is very popular with male patients. She has many romantic and rich suitors. Of course, she has also encountered a lot of sexual harassment...
After a gentleman had a kidney check in the hospital, a beautiful female doctor wanted to check the gentleman's kidney detoxification function.
I gave him a sealed glass jar and asked him to go home to install some overnight urine samples to bring
The next day, the gentleman came back, but the female doctor found that the glass jar was still empty.
The gentleman explained: Yesterday, I tried with my right hand for a long time, but there was no movement. I used my left hand to try, but it was still useless. I asked my wife to help, and she also tried both hands, but it didn't work. I told her to use her mouth to do it. There was still no way.
The female doctor's face turned red when she heard it
The gentleman kept saying: My cousin came to my house to give gifts. She was younger and more physically strong. I asked her to help her. She also used her hands first and then her mouth, and worked very hard...
Stop! Stop!
The female doctor could no longer help it: This kind of thing...you ask your cousin to help?
The gentleman said: She is very happy! But it still doesn't work! I'm here to find you to see if you can...
When the female doctor heard this, she asked angrily: Can you have anything?
The gentleman replied: Can you open the lid of this glass jar?
When I heard me talk about it, the girls' faces were a little unnatural, but no one was embarrassed to stop me. When the last words were spoken, they all knew what was going on. Especially Aunt Xing and Bai Jie were staring at me, making me stop thinking that I was talking about them, but at the end they realized that I was too careful. I knew that I was telling a dirty joke but I was embarrassed to laugh.
Why isn't it funny? Zhang Xingzhu, why are your face so red? Are you thinking wrong?
I looked at her seriously and asked
No, no, it's funny. She said quickly, but her face turned redder. She was such an uninformed little girl who couldn't stand the funny at all.
Don't bully the little girl,
Aunt Xing hurriedly rescued the siege
At this time, the rain was obviously much lighter. I stood up and looked outside. They also noticed that this situation was standing at the door with my steps, watching the millions of raindrops in front of me falling continuously.
I turned around to see if there was anything to eat. You can wait here. I turned around and said something to them, and then I was about to get into the rain curtain.
Why don't you wait for the rain to get a little lighter? Bai Jie dissuaded me from behind, and I waved my back to them and stepped into the rain
Although the rain was much lighter, I looked up and looked at the distance, which was still white. I walked along the footsteps I took last night toward the empty space. The rain quickly wet my clothes and my whole body was chilly. When I arrived at the waterfall that I fell last night, I completely gave up. The flooded river water had covered the large slippery stones on the shore. The river surface, which was only nearly ten feet long, is now fifty meters wide. With the cover of the rain, the shore on the opposite side was blurred. What made me even more desperate was that these two sides happened to be in a canyon, and it was impossible for anyone to notice it.
When I went back, I didn't walk along the original road, but walked along the river with a wooden stick to see if I could catch fish or something.
According to my experience, fish have the nature of swimming back. As long as there is flowing water, they will swim upstream. When I was in Lu Town, I followed Hutou and they caught fish in rice fields. There are many fish under the drainage channel.
Not far away, I saw a gully washed by rain flowing into the river along the winding mountains. Because the water flow washed away the soil, a natural depression happened to form there. Standing next to me, I saw a few crucian carp with chopsticks and some small fish that could not be seen clearly swimming in the depression. The rain kept churning upstream along the water flow. Unfortunately, due to the large drop, they failed again and again.
I was overjoyed. I took off my shoes, rolled up my trousers and cuffs and fished them in the river for a long time. I pulled a large bundle of aquatic plants. I quietly walked to the sunken area, built a simple embankment with the water grass, and then pressed stones on both sides. Then I walked upstream and built a stone embankment upstream, and the water flow was blocked.
The water plants downstream can filter the flowing water, and soon the fish in the sunken areas have nowhere to escape. I jumped into the room in a hurry and grabbed the fish. Four two-two-two crucian carp, two eels and a black fish, and I didn't take some other small fish and shrimp seriously, and let them go again.
Carrying a few fish worn on the thin tree strips, I followed my plan and finally returned naturally with a full load. I believe there will be no problem dealing with the lunch of four people.
Sure enough, the three women were extremely excited when they saw my harvest. They didn't obey my advice at all and snatched the fish. They braved the rain and went to the pool not far from the house to wash. There was a knife on Zhang Xingzhu's keychain, which was not a problem to choose fish.
I was also happy to relax and prepared to grill fish with firewood. In fact, I didn’t need to prepare at all. Last night the storm broke countless branches. I casually pulled two branches as thick as wrists and pulled them back. At the same time, I also made a lot of grass leaves that could not be named for fish.
When the girls laughed and picked the fish, they saw that I had already raised the fire, and they all started to skew on the branches and roasted them on the fire. Soon, squeaking water vapor rose on the fish, and a faint fishy smell filled the hut.
For about half an hour, we couldn't help it and started eating it all regardless of our image. Although we ate two meals of salt-free food, no one cared about it when we were hungry.
While eating, I explained the method of catching fish, which made the girls amazed and kept shouting that they would go to catch it with me in the afternoon.
I felt very thirsty after eating. We had not drunk much water since last night. Last night, they were still drinking dripping water under the eaves under my repeated persuasion. Now it has been much less rainy, and drinking water has become difficult. I have seen from the book that some plants are rich in water. The mountain range is damaged very little, and the plants inside are also very rich. Unfortunately, I don’t know which ones are. I am afraid that if we get poisonous plants, we will not make random suggestions.
I told them again to see if there are any broken containers around. We found some boiled water to drink
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