This is not a solution. If there is no topic to create a topic, what should I say? I suddenly had an idea and said, how about I tell you a riddle?
Humph, if you have any problems, just tell you that I was a young talented girl in our dormitory when I was in school
She hooked immediately
Talented woman
I secretly smiled in my heart, this woman is really not humble, so I cleared my throat and said: Listen well, I will give you a simple riddle of four words: bigamy woman, guess a Chinese character
Bigamy women, so short?
Wang Qian began to think about it, and forgot to ask me about riding a bicycle. The hair raised by the night wind gently brushed my cheeks, making my heart itchy.
I denied her several answers in a row. Finally, Wang Qian said with a little frustration: Tell me the answer, this is too difficult, I can't guess it
Too difficult? You just didn't think about it
I smiled and said: It's a substitute word
How could a substitute be a substitute? This doesn't make sense at all
She turned her head in confusion, and the distance between our cheeks was more than ten centimeters apart. I could clearly smell her hot breathing
Wang Qian also felt it was inappropriate, so she quickly turned her head around
I ask you, how many husbands did a bigamy woman marry?
Two, so there are two husbands, but there is one below
She suddenly stopped talking and hit my arm with her elbow, and was angry: You are such a perfect hooligan. If I had known, I wouldn't have let you send me it.
Haha, it's hard to go on the pirate ship now
My arms tightened forward, almost hugging her in my arms. Wang Qian's back touched my chest as if nothing had happened, making my heart burn continuously.
Do you think this is simple? You just don't want to use your brain. It's like a little stupid pig. I continued to make fun of it.
You are the little stupid pig. Who knew you would have such a hooligan question? If you try another question, I will definitely be able to answer it.
OK, listen
Wait, no more hooligan questions
Don't worry, my topic is absolutely pure
I smiled and said: There is something that is shiny and hairy at the same time. It is put into a hole, going in and out, and men and women need to make an action to remind you. In this action, white liquid will flow out.
You, rogue, let me get out of the car
Wang Qian's face turned pale. I know this time it is definitely not a fake anger, but a real disgust. You can make jokes with women that are neither dirty nor vegetarian. Girls will feel emotionally excited when they are approached by accident, but you cannot tease naked. This is the lowest-level method, and it can even be said to be very disgusting for women.
Beautiful girl calms her anger
When I saw that it was a mistake, I hurriedly said: Don't think about it randomly. What I said was definitely a very pure action.
you
Seeing that my tone was very serious, she forgot to struggle for a while
Guess, this is what you do every day. I'll say it again, don't think too much.
Humph, I won't guess, tell me what I'm doing, if I can't say it, so Ranran, I'll get off the bus immediately
She threatened
But I knew she wouldn't really get off the car, but she just couldn't think of it
I want to tell you what rewards do you have? I want to get
Humph, then I apologize to you, is this OK?
No, I would call me "Brother" and "Add a sweet kiss" no matter what, just like at noon today
No, you said that it was noon today, if it weren't for you, a hooligan
She suddenly stopped when she said this. I guess her face was red now.
Then I won't tell the answer
I stopped talking and kept pedaling the bike
Seeing that I didn't agree, Wang Qian snorted, and didn't say anything, wanting to fight me
A quarrel between men and women is like a war. Whoever apologizes first will definitely lose the war. Most of the time it is men who lose the war. After all, men have a broad mind, but this theory is not suitable for between Wang Qian and me. I believe that she has a strong desire for knowledge and must want to know what the answer to the riddle I just said is.
Sure enough, after riding less than a hundred meters away, Wang Qian couldn't help asking: "A hooligan, tell me what the answer to the question just now is?"
Call me a big brother first
No, just say it, if you don't say it, I don't want to know anyway
She talked angry again
Then I won't say forget it, you don't want to know anyway
No, tell me quickly
brush teeth
I spit out two words too much, I can't force it anymore
What?
Wang Qian didn't hear me clearly
I mean the answer is brushing your teeth. Think about it again, is it right? I asked with a smile
So that's it
Wang Qian suddenly realized the truth, then turned her head and glared at me and said: Who made you think about it so dirty?
Hello, it’s your random thoughts about whether it’s good or not. Who made you young? All you think of is unhealthy things in your mind!
Who is unhealthy?
She looked like a kitten with a guess at her tail, twisted her body and beat my chest hard with her little hands.
I'm not healthy, I'm not healthy
I quickly apologized and reached out to grab her jade hand
For a moment, we were both stunned, and a hint of rosy appeared on Wang Qian's face.
Under the street light, I supported the car with my feet and looked at the slightly beautiful woman. In fact, after the girl became a woman, she basically became more human, full of light, both pure and pure
Her eyes were closed and she showed an intoxicated expression. Her long black and soft hair was fluttering. Her watery face turned into a delicate crimson red because of excitement. Her watery eyes were colorful. The most fascinating thing was the charming eye wave, which showed a little abnormal wave of pure face. When it came to my eyes, a few redness immediately flew on her pretty face, constantly licking her cherry lips, pretending to be very scared.
As the strength of my hands increased, she woke up, struggled hard, then glanced at me and whispered: I hate it, send me home quickly, otherwise my sister should worry again if it is too late.
Looking at her, I was a little funny. This reaction was too weak, and I didn't even match the angry expression.
Humph, if you have any problems, just tell you that I was a young talented girl in our dormitory when I was in school
She hooked immediately
Talented woman
I secretly smiled in my heart, this woman is really not humble, so I cleared my throat and said: Listen well, I will give you a simple riddle of four words: bigamy woman, guess a Chinese character
Bigamy women, so short?
Wang Qian began to think about it, and forgot to ask me about riding a bicycle. The hair raised by the night wind gently brushed my cheeks, making my heart itchy.
I denied her several answers in a row. Finally, Wang Qian said with a little frustration: Tell me the answer, this is too difficult, I can't guess it
Too difficult? You just didn't think about it
I smiled and said: It's a substitute word
How could a substitute be a substitute? This doesn't make sense at all
She turned her head in confusion, and the distance between our cheeks was more than ten centimeters apart. I could clearly smell her hot breathing
Wang Qian also felt it was inappropriate, so she quickly turned her head around
I ask you, how many husbands did a bigamy woman marry?
Two, so there are two husbands, but there is one below
She suddenly stopped talking and hit my arm with her elbow, and was angry: You are such a perfect hooligan. If I had known, I wouldn't have let you send me it.
Haha, it's hard to go on the pirate ship now
My arms tightened forward, almost hugging her in my arms. Wang Qian's back touched my chest as if nothing had happened, making my heart burn continuously.
Do you think this is simple? You just don't want to use your brain. It's like a little stupid pig. I continued to make fun of it.
You are the little stupid pig. Who knew you would have such a hooligan question? If you try another question, I will definitely be able to answer it.
OK, listen
Wait, no more hooligan questions
Don't worry, my topic is absolutely pure
I smiled and said: There is something that is shiny and hairy at the same time. It is put into a hole, going in and out, and men and women need to make an action to remind you. In this action, white liquid will flow out.
You, rogue, let me get out of the car
Wang Qian's face turned pale. I know this time it is definitely not a fake anger, but a real disgust. You can make jokes with women that are neither dirty nor vegetarian. Girls will feel emotionally excited when they are approached by accident, but you cannot tease naked. This is the lowest-level method, and it can even be said to be very disgusting for women.
Beautiful girl calms her anger
When I saw that it was a mistake, I hurriedly said: Don't think about it randomly. What I said was definitely a very pure action.
you
Seeing that my tone was very serious, she forgot to struggle for a while
Guess, this is what you do every day. I'll say it again, don't think too much.
Humph, I won't guess, tell me what I'm doing, if I can't say it, so Ranran, I'll get off the bus immediately
She threatened
But I knew she wouldn't really get off the car, but she just couldn't think of it
I want to tell you what rewards do you have? I want to get
Humph, then I apologize to you, is this OK?
No, I would call me "Brother" and "Add a sweet kiss" no matter what, just like at noon today
No, you said that it was noon today, if it weren't for you, a hooligan
She suddenly stopped when she said this. I guess her face was red now.
Then I won't tell the answer
I stopped talking and kept pedaling the bike
Seeing that I didn't agree, Wang Qian snorted, and didn't say anything, wanting to fight me
A quarrel between men and women is like a war. Whoever apologizes first will definitely lose the war. Most of the time it is men who lose the war. After all, men have a broad mind, but this theory is not suitable for between Wang Qian and me. I believe that she has a strong desire for knowledge and must want to know what the answer to the riddle I just said is.
Sure enough, after riding less than a hundred meters away, Wang Qian couldn't help asking: "A hooligan, tell me what the answer to the question just now is?"
Call me a big brother first
No, just say it, if you don't say it, I don't want to know anyway
She talked angry again
Then I won't say forget it, you don't want to know anyway
No, tell me quickly
brush teeth
I spit out two words too much, I can't force it anymore
What?
Wang Qian didn't hear me clearly
I mean the answer is brushing your teeth. Think about it again, is it right? I asked with a smile
So that's it
Wang Qian suddenly realized the truth, then turned her head and glared at me and said: Who made you think about it so dirty?
Hello, it’s your random thoughts about whether it’s good or not. Who made you young? All you think of is unhealthy things in your mind!
Who is unhealthy?
She looked like a kitten with a guess at her tail, twisted her body and beat my chest hard with her little hands.
I'm not healthy, I'm not healthy
I quickly apologized and reached out to grab her jade hand
For a moment, we were both stunned, and a hint of rosy appeared on Wang Qian's face.
Under the street light, I supported the car with my feet and looked at the slightly beautiful woman. In fact, after the girl became a woman, she basically became more human, full of light, both pure and pure
Her eyes were closed and she showed an intoxicated expression. Her long black and soft hair was fluttering. Her watery face turned into a delicate crimson red because of excitement. Her watery eyes were colorful. The most fascinating thing was the charming eye wave, which showed a little abnormal wave of pure face. When it came to my eyes, a few redness immediately flew on her pretty face, constantly licking her cherry lips, pretending to be very scared.
As the strength of my hands increased, she woke up, struggled hard, then glanced at me and whispered: I hate it, send me home quickly, otherwise my sister should worry again if it is too late.
Looking at her, I was a little funny. This reaction was too weak, and I didn't even match the angry expression.
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