Hurry! Who!
What's wrong with you? Zhaoxu's voice seemed to come from outside the sky, clear, but very far
Master! The voice of the snow demon
Brother! Summoning from Dragon Girl
The three women were panicked, and I was indifferent. Oh no, it seemed more appropriate to describe it as being unable to move! But my consciousness was still able to talk to that guy in my body!
Great Immortal, I didn’t mean it! Of course I know who this guy is, Lu Ya! It’s really like a continent, and I can’t breathe!
Humph, I did not see the wrong person. I didn’t expect that the mystery of the ages would be solved by you! Lu Ya’s spiritual sense slightly loosened me, and I felt a little more comfortable
The great immortal is above, please accept a worship from the younger generation!
I sincerely bowed three times in my consciousness and had to bow. This guy is too high in his seniority. The Tongtian Sect Master is very high, but the Tongtian Sect Master’s master, Taoist Hongjun, is even taller. However, when Lu Ya practices to become an immortal, Taoist Hongjun has just made his debut!
Ah of the ancestor’s grandfather’s generation!
It's a gift, boy, it's really lovely!
Lu Ya smiled and said, "I have appeared in my consciousness. I don't know if it's to make me recognize her. What I showed was the appearance of Concubine Zhen, which made me shudder. Boy, you are so smart, you should know what I want to say to you, right?"
I know, I know!
I quickly answered, stopped and stopped mentioning it, from now on, you will really die! I will go to the Demon City to find the bones of your body, and then return to the Beihai to let Empress Zhaoxu completely let go of her grudges and start over!
I answered wisely
Well, very good! Lu Ya nodded, turned out a chair and sat down. My little disciple, everything is good, it's just that I love this immortal, which is really inconsistent with God...
She thought she was talking to herself, and she shook her head sadly while talking.
But the immortal actually likes her very much... I carefully tentatively
Lu Ya nodded: What is love in the world? It is to teach people to agree with each other in life and death...
Unexpectedly, the immortal reads the martial arts novel Ah... I saw that she had no malice and was sitting so seductive, so I couldn't help but chat with her
What martial arts novel?
Lu Ya asked in confusion, and he really started chatting with me!
I also wanted to create a chair and talk to her, but I was suppressed by her and couldn't change it. I had to stand with my hands down and said: Isn't this sentence written by Mr. Cha?
Do you want to say Li Mochou? Stop making fun of it. This is my original story. This matter is a long story... Alas, I will talk to you guys about these things!
(Later, I checked the allusion of this sentence and realized that what she said was true. If you are interested, you can go to Baidu. Reminder: Lu Ya is not a primitive person as I inferred, but a wild goose spirit. Why? Please continue reading)
You humans have taught us birds and beasts to learn bad things! Lu Ya said with a smile
We humans? Are you not? I asked curiously
I was a flying geese in the north - boy, aren't your history very good? Guess who I am? Lu Ya joked, and his snow-white thighs under the slit cheongsam were exposed.
I swallowed my saliva and began to meditate. There are many allusions about geese in history, and most of them are related to the North of the Seibei, but how can I know which one she is?
I would like to give you a reminder. The real person of Nanhua, who is a tutor, once met me in Beihai. After hundreds of years, he turned into an immortal. I realized that he had written me into a book!
Real person Nanhua, isn’t that Zhuangzi? Zhuangzi... Could it be!
The Great Immortal is that Great Roc? I said in surprise
Yes, Lu Ya nodded with satisfaction
There is a fish in Beiming, whose name is Kun
Kun is so big that it is not known how many thousands of miles it is; it turns into a bird, and its name is Peng
The back of the peng is not aware of how many thousands of miles it is; it flies in anger, and its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky
It's a bird, but it will move to the south of the west by sea.
The southern part of the Ming Dynasty is the Tianchi Lake. The Peng moves to the southern part of the Ming Dynasty. The water hits three thousand miles, and the 90,000 miles of swaying up...
No wonder Mr. Cha made up a Xiaoyao Sect in his novel, and had the Beiming Divine Arts, and borrowed a famous saying from Lu Ya! He must have verified the truth of some history!
Ahem, why are you talking about these things?
Lu Ya came to his senses. I came here to tell you that I am very good in Heaven now, but my disciple has nearly a thousand years of life. I don’t want her to be too lonely alone. Seeing that you are not bad and have a marriage with my fox fairy friend who is both enemies and friends, I want to leave my disciple to you to take care of her and spend her life with her. If you dare to let her down, I will make you die without a place to die! Do you understand?
Although I didn't think about it all at once, I nodded quickly. The fox fairy friend she said was naturally Daji. As for my master, I don't know if she was referring to Li Bai or Tongtian Sect Master.
After Lu Ya finished speaking, he stood up, put down the cheongsam, turned around, twisted his plump buttocks, and wanted to leave, but suddenly turned around and patted his forehead: I am old, and my memory is not very good recently.
After saying that, without looking at me, Lu Ya picked up the chair, dragged it gracefully, slowly disappearing into the vast white light at the end of my consciousness...
True Man Xia?
elder brother!
master!
I shook my head and looked at the three girls, as if I had a different life!
What's wrong with you? Zhaoxu asked
Haha, it's okay, the disease has happened again. I smiled and lit a cigarette to shock me
It's inexplicable! By the way, you just said why my master is not dead yet? Zhaoxu started to get entangled again
To Ah, your master is not dead! I thought about it and spoke carefully, always beware of Lu Ya coming again, she will always live in our hearts! I just wandered around the heavenly court and saw your master
Ah?Really?
Um!
I nodded deeply and saw that Lu Ya did not come back, so I began to fool you. Your master told me that she is waiting for you in the sky. However, if you have not completed your career, you must practice for another thousand years before you can become an immortal, become an immortal class, and be with her forever.
Is that right... Zhaoxu felt lost
Well, but she also told me that in the past thousand years, she entrusted me to take care of you, she placed her spiritual consciousness in my body, she could see everything you do, that is, in the past thousand years, I am her, she is me
So Lu Ya can't beat me. Although she didn't get into my spiritual sense again, she could obviously feel a strong air above her head watching me!
Disciple... I used my energy to urge the Adam's apple to increase excessively, retract, and make the tone higher. Imitate the voice of Lu Yi in my spiritual consciousness just now, and spoke
Master! Zhaoxu was excited and almost rushed over through the center console!
My disciple, my life is over and I can’t be reincarnated as a human being. I will accompany you in this way, but I will continue to accompany you, pay attention to you, and let the master see a happy you, okay?
Master... Zhaoxu was tearful and held my hand tightly
Okay, the master’s spiritual consciousness cannot overflow for a long time, otherwise it will harm Zhenren Xia’s life. You two should take care of yourself! I’m leaving!
Wait! Master! I will only ask you one question! Just one question!
You said! I pretended to be reluctant
Since you like me, why not be with me?
Forehead……
How should I answer this question?
Lu Ya's explanation is that this is something that cannot be tolerated by heaven and earth. After all, she is influenced by humans too deeply and cared too much about this so-called ethics. Zhaoxu is both the same-sex, and the relationship between the two is also a master and apprentice. Even if Lu Ya likes her, she will never be with her.
But I can't just tell Xiao Zhao about Ah, she is so sad!
Being a teacher has its own difficulties... When you and Zhenren Xia finish their practice and go to Heaven, you will know... I can only make excuses like this. Seeing Zhaoxu still want to ask, I quickly trembled with energy, foamed at the mouth, and fainted on the steering wheel!
Hold your breath and pretend to die!
In just half a minute, I couldn't stand the noise of three girls crying and shouting, and they actually dragged me out of the car!
I slowly opened my eyes, whipped my head, pretending to know everything: What happened to me just now? What happened?
You are possessed by my master! Zhaoxu knelt on the ground and said
Ah! Really Ah! What did she say! I asked in panic
She... Zhaoxu opened his mouth, lowered his head, and sighed softly
By the way, your master asked you to help her bring the bones back to Beihai for burial!
I faked the imperial edict because I think that Zhaoxu only fills the hole in the temple where Lu is pressed into the temple, and the stone in his heart will fall to the ground--although this is only formal
Lu Ya didn't come to cause trouble for me, the air pressure above my head gradually disappeared
It seems that she has agreed to my scam
The reason why I chose to tell the truth instead of pretending to be Buji Island like Lu Ya told me is because I understand that if Zhaoxu didn’t give up, she would not give up. She has been searching for thousands of years, so how could she give up easily!
I guess the reason why Lu Ya never told Zhaoxu's death (the gods also have a long life in the world) was because he was afraid that she would be too sad. After more than a hundred years of buffering, he finally told her through my medium, thinking that she would be calm, but unexpectedly, I left and analyzed the real situation!
So she descended to my consciousness and told me not to speak nonsense!
In fact, she was helpless with this pestering apprentice, and she had no good idea.
It seems that Lu Ya does not want to deceive his disciples, so he has always adopted a policy of avoidance.
But I am different. I am a person who uses any means to achieve my goals. This is my code of conduct!
My purpose: Don't make Xiao Zhao sad
The trick I used: pretending to be integrated with Lu Yi, so that Xiao Zhao would be with me happily!
The preliminary ending: It seems pretty good at the moment, and it seems that Xiao Zhao still likes me a little. There is no way, everyone loves me!
Final ending: To be continued
Master, that immortal asked you to marry Sister Xiao Zhao. Xue Yao said with a giggle
My beloved disciple! I didn’t love you in vain. I love you so much! Say what I can’t say by myself!
Don't talk nonsense! Xiao Zhao scolded
Hehe! To be honest! The snow demon made a ghost face
Dragon Girl and Snow Demon just laughed foolishly, and I laughed too
Then... Xiao Zhao pursed his lips and said, "Why should I call you master or Master Xia from now on?"
It seems that I agreed to Ah! I was ecstatic and almost asked her to call me husband directly!
Well... I pondered for a while and called Master Xia. Ah, it doesn't work. It feels like instant noodles. Look, although you are a little older than me (just a few thousand years), I am older than you. If Meng Buqie, I will call me Brother Xia. How about it?
Brother Xia... Xiao Zhao screamed shyly
……succeed!
Attacked a gas station in a small Russian town, and after filling up the gas, we continued to go south. In the evening, we returned to Ulaanbaatar. I called the ambassador and encountered the ambassador's hospitality and arranged for us to that hotel.
During the meal, the ambassador asked me why I didn’t see Chen Lu reporting to me? I said that I liked that person and had been sent back to China to serve my seventeen places!
……
At night, I didn't have sex with Xiao Zhao, it was too fast, so I chose to ravage the Dragon Girl
After a fierce battle, the dragon girl nestled in my arms and said with a smile: Brother, have you used to cheat girls like this?
I didn't lie to you Ah?
I mean Miss Xiao Zhao. Did you make up the matter of Lu Ya possession?
I laughed and turned the dragon girl onto the carpet and spread her jade legs apart
In life, some things are broken in your heart and are good to everyone!
What's wrong with you? Zhaoxu's voice seemed to come from outside the sky, clear, but very far
Master! The voice of the snow demon
Brother! Summoning from Dragon Girl
The three women were panicked, and I was indifferent. Oh no, it seemed more appropriate to describe it as being unable to move! But my consciousness was still able to talk to that guy in my body!
Great Immortal, I didn’t mean it! Of course I know who this guy is, Lu Ya! It’s really like a continent, and I can’t breathe!
Humph, I did not see the wrong person. I didn’t expect that the mystery of the ages would be solved by you! Lu Ya’s spiritual sense slightly loosened me, and I felt a little more comfortable
The great immortal is above, please accept a worship from the younger generation!
I sincerely bowed three times in my consciousness and had to bow. This guy is too high in his seniority. The Tongtian Sect Master is very high, but the Tongtian Sect Master’s master, Taoist Hongjun, is even taller. However, when Lu Ya practices to become an immortal, Taoist Hongjun has just made his debut!
Ah of the ancestor’s grandfather’s generation!
It's a gift, boy, it's really lovely!
Lu Ya smiled and said, "I have appeared in my consciousness. I don't know if it's to make me recognize her. What I showed was the appearance of Concubine Zhen, which made me shudder. Boy, you are so smart, you should know what I want to say to you, right?"
I know, I know!
I quickly answered, stopped and stopped mentioning it, from now on, you will really die! I will go to the Demon City to find the bones of your body, and then return to the Beihai to let Empress Zhaoxu completely let go of her grudges and start over!
I answered wisely
Well, very good! Lu Ya nodded, turned out a chair and sat down. My little disciple, everything is good, it's just that I love this immortal, which is really inconsistent with God...
She thought she was talking to herself, and she shook her head sadly while talking.
But the immortal actually likes her very much... I carefully tentatively
Lu Ya nodded: What is love in the world? It is to teach people to agree with each other in life and death...
Unexpectedly, the immortal reads the martial arts novel Ah... I saw that she had no malice and was sitting so seductive, so I couldn't help but chat with her
What martial arts novel?
Lu Ya asked in confusion, and he really started chatting with me!
I also wanted to create a chair and talk to her, but I was suppressed by her and couldn't change it. I had to stand with my hands down and said: Isn't this sentence written by Mr. Cha?
Do you want to say Li Mochou? Stop making fun of it. This is my original story. This matter is a long story... Alas, I will talk to you guys about these things!
(Later, I checked the allusion of this sentence and realized that what she said was true. If you are interested, you can go to Baidu. Reminder: Lu Ya is not a primitive person as I inferred, but a wild goose spirit. Why? Please continue reading)
You humans have taught us birds and beasts to learn bad things! Lu Ya said with a smile
We humans? Are you not? I asked curiously
I was a flying geese in the north - boy, aren't your history very good? Guess who I am? Lu Ya joked, and his snow-white thighs under the slit cheongsam were exposed.
I swallowed my saliva and began to meditate. There are many allusions about geese in history, and most of them are related to the North of the Seibei, but how can I know which one she is?
I would like to give you a reminder. The real person of Nanhua, who is a tutor, once met me in Beihai. After hundreds of years, he turned into an immortal. I realized that he had written me into a book!
Real person Nanhua, isn’t that Zhuangzi? Zhuangzi... Could it be!
The Great Immortal is that Great Roc? I said in surprise
Yes, Lu Ya nodded with satisfaction
There is a fish in Beiming, whose name is Kun
Kun is so big that it is not known how many thousands of miles it is; it turns into a bird, and its name is Peng
The back of the peng is not aware of how many thousands of miles it is; it flies in anger, and its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky
It's a bird, but it will move to the south of the west by sea.
The southern part of the Ming Dynasty is the Tianchi Lake. The Peng moves to the southern part of the Ming Dynasty. The water hits three thousand miles, and the 90,000 miles of swaying up...
No wonder Mr. Cha made up a Xiaoyao Sect in his novel, and had the Beiming Divine Arts, and borrowed a famous saying from Lu Ya! He must have verified the truth of some history!
Ahem, why are you talking about these things?
Lu Ya came to his senses. I came here to tell you that I am very good in Heaven now, but my disciple has nearly a thousand years of life. I don’t want her to be too lonely alone. Seeing that you are not bad and have a marriage with my fox fairy friend who is both enemies and friends, I want to leave my disciple to you to take care of her and spend her life with her. If you dare to let her down, I will make you die without a place to die! Do you understand?
Although I didn't think about it all at once, I nodded quickly. The fox fairy friend she said was naturally Daji. As for my master, I don't know if she was referring to Li Bai or Tongtian Sect Master.
After Lu Ya finished speaking, he stood up, put down the cheongsam, turned around, twisted his plump buttocks, and wanted to leave, but suddenly turned around and patted his forehead: I am old, and my memory is not very good recently.
After saying that, without looking at me, Lu Ya picked up the chair, dragged it gracefully, slowly disappearing into the vast white light at the end of my consciousness...
True Man Xia?
elder brother!
master!
I shook my head and looked at the three girls, as if I had a different life!
What's wrong with you? Zhaoxu asked
Haha, it's okay, the disease has happened again. I smiled and lit a cigarette to shock me
It's inexplicable! By the way, you just said why my master is not dead yet? Zhaoxu started to get entangled again
To Ah, your master is not dead! I thought about it and spoke carefully, always beware of Lu Ya coming again, she will always live in our hearts! I just wandered around the heavenly court and saw your master
Ah?Really?
Um!
I nodded deeply and saw that Lu Ya did not come back, so I began to fool you. Your master told me that she is waiting for you in the sky. However, if you have not completed your career, you must practice for another thousand years before you can become an immortal, become an immortal class, and be with her forever.
Is that right... Zhaoxu felt lost
Well, but she also told me that in the past thousand years, she entrusted me to take care of you, she placed her spiritual consciousness in my body, she could see everything you do, that is, in the past thousand years, I am her, she is me
So Lu Ya can't beat me. Although she didn't get into my spiritual sense again, she could obviously feel a strong air above her head watching me!
Disciple... I used my energy to urge the Adam's apple to increase excessively, retract, and make the tone higher. Imitate the voice of Lu Yi in my spiritual consciousness just now, and spoke
Master! Zhaoxu was excited and almost rushed over through the center console!
My disciple, my life is over and I can’t be reincarnated as a human being. I will accompany you in this way, but I will continue to accompany you, pay attention to you, and let the master see a happy you, okay?
Master... Zhaoxu was tearful and held my hand tightly
Okay, the master’s spiritual consciousness cannot overflow for a long time, otherwise it will harm Zhenren Xia’s life. You two should take care of yourself! I’m leaving!
Wait! Master! I will only ask you one question! Just one question!
You said! I pretended to be reluctant
Since you like me, why not be with me?
Forehead……
How should I answer this question?
Lu Ya's explanation is that this is something that cannot be tolerated by heaven and earth. After all, she is influenced by humans too deeply and cared too much about this so-called ethics. Zhaoxu is both the same-sex, and the relationship between the two is also a master and apprentice. Even if Lu Ya likes her, she will never be with her.
But I can't just tell Xiao Zhao about Ah, she is so sad!
Being a teacher has its own difficulties... When you and Zhenren Xia finish their practice and go to Heaven, you will know... I can only make excuses like this. Seeing Zhaoxu still want to ask, I quickly trembled with energy, foamed at the mouth, and fainted on the steering wheel!
Hold your breath and pretend to die!
In just half a minute, I couldn't stand the noise of three girls crying and shouting, and they actually dragged me out of the car!
I slowly opened my eyes, whipped my head, pretending to know everything: What happened to me just now? What happened?
You are possessed by my master! Zhaoxu knelt on the ground and said
Ah! Really Ah! What did she say! I asked in panic
She... Zhaoxu opened his mouth, lowered his head, and sighed softly
By the way, your master asked you to help her bring the bones back to Beihai for burial!
I faked the imperial edict because I think that Zhaoxu only fills the hole in the temple where Lu is pressed into the temple, and the stone in his heart will fall to the ground--although this is only formal
Lu Ya didn't come to cause trouble for me, the air pressure above my head gradually disappeared
It seems that she has agreed to my scam
The reason why I chose to tell the truth instead of pretending to be Buji Island like Lu Ya told me is because I understand that if Zhaoxu didn’t give up, she would not give up. She has been searching for thousands of years, so how could she give up easily!
I guess the reason why Lu Ya never told Zhaoxu's death (the gods also have a long life in the world) was because he was afraid that she would be too sad. After more than a hundred years of buffering, he finally told her through my medium, thinking that she would be calm, but unexpectedly, I left and analyzed the real situation!
So she descended to my consciousness and told me not to speak nonsense!
In fact, she was helpless with this pestering apprentice, and she had no good idea.
It seems that Lu Ya does not want to deceive his disciples, so he has always adopted a policy of avoidance.
But I am different. I am a person who uses any means to achieve my goals. This is my code of conduct!
My purpose: Don't make Xiao Zhao sad
The trick I used: pretending to be integrated with Lu Yi, so that Xiao Zhao would be with me happily!
The preliminary ending: It seems pretty good at the moment, and it seems that Xiao Zhao still likes me a little. There is no way, everyone loves me!
Final ending: To be continued
Master, that immortal asked you to marry Sister Xiao Zhao. Xue Yao said with a giggle
My beloved disciple! I didn’t love you in vain. I love you so much! Say what I can’t say by myself!
Don't talk nonsense! Xiao Zhao scolded
Hehe! To be honest! The snow demon made a ghost face
Dragon Girl and Snow Demon just laughed foolishly, and I laughed too
Then... Xiao Zhao pursed his lips and said, "Why should I call you master or Master Xia from now on?"
It seems that I agreed to Ah! I was ecstatic and almost asked her to call me husband directly!
Well... I pondered for a while and called Master Xia. Ah, it doesn't work. It feels like instant noodles. Look, although you are a little older than me (just a few thousand years), I am older than you. If Meng Buqie, I will call me Brother Xia. How about it?
Brother Xia... Xiao Zhao screamed shyly
……succeed!
Attacked a gas station in a small Russian town, and after filling up the gas, we continued to go south. In the evening, we returned to Ulaanbaatar. I called the ambassador and encountered the ambassador's hospitality and arranged for us to that hotel.
During the meal, the ambassador asked me why I didn’t see Chen Lu reporting to me? I said that I liked that person and had been sent back to China to serve my seventeen places!
……
At night, I didn't have sex with Xiao Zhao, it was too fast, so I chose to ravage the Dragon Girl
After a fierce battle, the dragon girl nestled in my arms and said with a smile: Brother, have you used to cheat girls like this?
I didn't lie to you Ah?
I mean Miss Xiao Zhao. Did you make up the matter of Lu Ya possession?
I laughed and turned the dragon girl onto the carpet and spread her jade legs apart
In life, some things are broken in your heart and are good to everyone!
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