Are you ready? In a daze, I heard Xiao Zhao's voice
Let me look at him again. I don't know who it was crying, it sounds like my cousin's
Don't worry, they will definitely come back! Xiao Zhao said
Bang! A dull explosion!
I felt like I had lost my weight, like a kite with broken strings, being bullied by sand and stones in the strong wind. Oh no, it wasn't a broken string. In the dark, I could still feel a little warmth, holding my hand
As if I were in a meat grinder, I fainted again
Plop! My body fell heavily on the soft and hot ground! Half a minute later, my consciousness gradually woke up, making my buttocks look hot like I was placed on the barbecue rack, but I couldn't move!
Damn Ah, didn’t you agree that someone would pick us up? Where is the person? Do you have to wait until I’m baking before coming?
Last night (the night before I shot myself, I'm not sure what time it is)
I asked Xiao Zhao to go to Lop Nur overnight, consuming half of her colorful magic power, opened the barrier, and contacted Shangguan Wan'er. Shangguan said that as long as I sent my body to the underworld before my vital signs completely disappeared, I would have hope of resurrecting me!
Xiao Zhao came to me again overnight and informed me of the situation.
The gun I used to commit suicide was a special gun. The bullet was needle-shaped. The bullet flew out through the brain, but the bullet did not roll in the cranial cavity. It only left a slender ballistic, which was a penetrating injury.
Liang Yi made a guarantee that although this has been declared dead, it can prevent the basic physiological function from dying within 18 hours and the body will not be stiff.
After I died, Tian Zuo, Daji and Xiao Zhao should have transported my body to Lop Nur without stopping. Long Yihan opened the barrier in the underworld and sucked Daji and me in.
As for Ah! According to the plan, Daji should have followed her too! Where is her? But there is only a trace of consciousness in my mind. I can neither open my eyes nor pinch or connect them.
Here, Shangguan! When my consciousness was about to die, I heard Daji's voice and then I didn't know anything
Hey! Someone is patting my face
Who! I opened my eyes alertly, but I was a man from the underworld who had never seen before with horns on his head!
Wake up? The man asked me, isn't this nonsense?
Where am I? Who are you? What about Shangguan? Where is Daji? Where is Long Yihan?
I asked questions repeatedly, and the man from the underworld squinted his eyes and smiled without saying a word
I found that her clothes were very modern, but they were actually pleated skirts, and her career was quite deep!
Master! When I heard this familiar voice, I finally felt at ease
The pleated skirt retreated, Daji rushed over, rolled my eyes as if decent, pouted and nodded: It's really amazing!
Who cured my injuries, Long Yihan? I sat up and was surprised to find that my whole body was no longer hurting and I felt energetic, just like when I was a virgin!
It's so good to live healthy!
It's not Longdianhou, but their great doctor, named Hua Tuo, Daji smiled and said
Hua Tuo...
Oh, Xiao Yang, oh no, Xia Lang, you finally woke up! You have been sleeping for three months, and I thought you would sleep for thousands of years!
The noisy sounds from far to near, Shangguan and Long Yihan entered the room one by one, and naturally the one who spoke was Shangguan.
Thank you Wan'er for saving your life! I bowed, thank you, Longdianhou
General, you are so polite. Daji has told us about your affairs. General is so righteous. Long admires him very much. By the way, if you come half an hour later, you may really be saved!
Haha, I smiled and Daji told you all. Have you ever told you that there is a Long Yihan in the Yang Realm who likes to do it while standing with me in the bathroom?
Hello, why don't you thank me? The pleated skirt stood beside me, slammed her toes and said proudly
You are... I wondered, I don't look like a servant
She is the princess of Yao Chan Kingdom, Qin Shuyao Daji said in a low voice
Ah! Your Highness, Princess! I quickly got off the bed and saluted a military salute. This is his territory!
No need to be polite, you guys talk, I'll leave first. After that, I turned around and left with my hands behind my back. Just like the first time I met Shangguan, my feet were hanging in the air and floating.
Let's go and invite you to dinner! Shangguan said happily, Sister Daji, please help him change his clothes first!
Um!
Shangguan and Long Yihan retreated, and Daji brought out a black suit from behind the screen!
Damn it, it hasn't been here for half a year. The underworld has evolved into modern society. Shangguan's clothes just now, like Qin Shuyao, are also in a modern style. A low-cut dress, and you can still see the traces of the cover (because I always hugged her breasts last time, I knew that there was no cover in the underworld, so I paid special attention and took a look). However, Long Yihan seemed to be wearing the half armor and half costume clothes he had previously reported.
I took off my white underwear, put on my shirt, suit, socks, and leather shoes (a very strange material, not like cowhide), came to the bronze mirror, and took a look. Well, I was still so handsome, but my hair grew a lot!
Wait! I touched my head: Dear, what's going on?
What?
Why did my head have horns?
I said in surprise, and the position of the horns is very special. Shangguan and Long Yihan and their horns are similar to Daji's fox ears, on the top of their heads. Is this pair you growing out of your temples, similar to Shrek!
It's three or four centimeters long and the thickness of your thumb!
Funny to death!
Touch it and bye bye, it doesn’t seem fake, it feels like touching your fingernails!
Because you are now from the underworld Ah! Daji shrugged, of course he will grow horns!
People from the underworld?
To Ah, how could you survive? Master, you have died once, don’t you know?
Have I died once? Am I from the underworld?
Then how can we go back to Ah!
Do I know that people in the underworld cannot stay in the Yang Realm for too long because they will age quickly!
Therefore, not everyone can easily enter the Yang Realm, unless a person with high power in Taoism can withstand this time and space difference, such as Long Yihan, Shangguan and others!
And now I am a white Ding! That is, the initial green air. I just saw the inside of the technique and thought it was a temporary loss of function! Now it seems that it is because of my complete rebirth!
I quickly asked Daji for confirmation, and Daji nodded slowly: It should be like this, because the master's breath has been like this during the period when he was unconscious.
Damn! Once again, I returned to before liberation!
Is it possible to return to the Yang Realm after reaching the purple qi? I asked Daji anxiously
Daji nodded slowly: That's probably true
However, Daji's aura did not change, but instead enhanced a little. I counted her tail and turned into six tails! I returned to the peak purple aura state that was similar to Xiao Zhao's strength!
I was anxious to go back. The whole family didn’t know whether I was dead or alive. Those zombie people probably wouldn’t commit suicide. Now Jiangnan must be in chaos!
There are too many things that need to be cured, but I have been sleeping here for three months?
Oh, yes, three months here are equivalent to about ten hours in the Yang Realm, and there should be no major issues! Don’t worry at this moment!
But when I go back, I become a ghost. Can I still have fun with those girls?
It should be possible, because it was still possible to get along with Shangguan at a hotel in Dushan that day (although it fell down if it was not completed)!
When will I be able to practice purple qi? Is half a year enough? I asked Daji, I wonder if there are any monsters in the underworld that I can fight and kill, and quickly gain experience
Daji nodded with emphasis: It should be almost the same, I don’t know, just practice slowly, anyway, I’m idle too
What's wrong with her?
I touched the horns speechlessly again, and went out with Daji, and my eyes lit up! Damn! A red, weird-shaped four-wheeled thing parked in the yard!
What is this? I pointed at it and asked Shangguan!
Didn’t you invent the car Ah?
Let me look at him again. I don't know who it was crying, it sounds like my cousin's
Don't worry, they will definitely come back! Xiao Zhao said
Bang! A dull explosion!
I felt like I had lost my weight, like a kite with broken strings, being bullied by sand and stones in the strong wind. Oh no, it wasn't a broken string. In the dark, I could still feel a little warmth, holding my hand
As if I were in a meat grinder, I fainted again
Plop! My body fell heavily on the soft and hot ground! Half a minute later, my consciousness gradually woke up, making my buttocks look hot like I was placed on the barbecue rack, but I couldn't move!
Damn Ah, didn’t you agree that someone would pick us up? Where is the person? Do you have to wait until I’m baking before coming?
Last night (the night before I shot myself, I'm not sure what time it is)
I asked Xiao Zhao to go to Lop Nur overnight, consuming half of her colorful magic power, opened the barrier, and contacted Shangguan Wan'er. Shangguan said that as long as I sent my body to the underworld before my vital signs completely disappeared, I would have hope of resurrecting me!
Xiao Zhao came to me again overnight and informed me of the situation.
The gun I used to commit suicide was a special gun. The bullet was needle-shaped. The bullet flew out through the brain, but the bullet did not roll in the cranial cavity. It only left a slender ballistic, which was a penetrating injury.
Liang Yi made a guarantee that although this has been declared dead, it can prevent the basic physiological function from dying within 18 hours and the body will not be stiff.
After I died, Tian Zuo, Daji and Xiao Zhao should have transported my body to Lop Nur without stopping. Long Yihan opened the barrier in the underworld and sucked Daji and me in.
As for Ah! According to the plan, Daji should have followed her too! Where is her? But there is only a trace of consciousness in my mind. I can neither open my eyes nor pinch or connect them.
Here, Shangguan! When my consciousness was about to die, I heard Daji's voice and then I didn't know anything
Hey! Someone is patting my face
Who! I opened my eyes alertly, but I was a man from the underworld who had never seen before with horns on his head!
Wake up? The man asked me, isn't this nonsense?
Where am I? Who are you? What about Shangguan? Where is Daji? Where is Long Yihan?
I asked questions repeatedly, and the man from the underworld squinted his eyes and smiled without saying a word
I found that her clothes were very modern, but they were actually pleated skirts, and her career was quite deep!
Master! When I heard this familiar voice, I finally felt at ease
The pleated skirt retreated, Daji rushed over, rolled my eyes as if decent, pouted and nodded: It's really amazing!
Who cured my injuries, Long Yihan? I sat up and was surprised to find that my whole body was no longer hurting and I felt energetic, just like when I was a virgin!
It's so good to live healthy!
It's not Longdianhou, but their great doctor, named Hua Tuo, Daji smiled and said
Hua Tuo...
Oh, Xiao Yang, oh no, Xia Lang, you finally woke up! You have been sleeping for three months, and I thought you would sleep for thousands of years!
The noisy sounds from far to near, Shangguan and Long Yihan entered the room one by one, and naturally the one who spoke was Shangguan.
Thank you Wan'er for saving your life! I bowed, thank you, Longdianhou
General, you are so polite. Daji has told us about your affairs. General is so righteous. Long admires him very much. By the way, if you come half an hour later, you may really be saved!
Haha, I smiled and Daji told you all. Have you ever told you that there is a Long Yihan in the Yang Realm who likes to do it while standing with me in the bathroom?
Hello, why don't you thank me? The pleated skirt stood beside me, slammed her toes and said proudly
You are... I wondered, I don't look like a servant
She is the princess of Yao Chan Kingdom, Qin Shuyao Daji said in a low voice
Ah! Your Highness, Princess! I quickly got off the bed and saluted a military salute. This is his territory!
No need to be polite, you guys talk, I'll leave first. After that, I turned around and left with my hands behind my back. Just like the first time I met Shangguan, my feet were hanging in the air and floating.
Let's go and invite you to dinner! Shangguan said happily, Sister Daji, please help him change his clothes first!
Um!
Shangguan and Long Yihan retreated, and Daji brought out a black suit from behind the screen!
Damn it, it hasn't been here for half a year. The underworld has evolved into modern society. Shangguan's clothes just now, like Qin Shuyao, are also in a modern style. A low-cut dress, and you can still see the traces of the cover (because I always hugged her breasts last time, I knew that there was no cover in the underworld, so I paid special attention and took a look). However, Long Yihan seemed to be wearing the half armor and half costume clothes he had previously reported.
I took off my white underwear, put on my shirt, suit, socks, and leather shoes (a very strange material, not like cowhide), came to the bronze mirror, and took a look. Well, I was still so handsome, but my hair grew a lot!
Wait! I touched my head: Dear, what's going on?
What?
Why did my head have horns?
I said in surprise, and the position of the horns is very special. Shangguan and Long Yihan and their horns are similar to Daji's fox ears, on the top of their heads. Is this pair you growing out of your temples, similar to Shrek!
It's three or four centimeters long and the thickness of your thumb!
Funny to death!
Touch it and bye bye, it doesn’t seem fake, it feels like touching your fingernails!
Because you are now from the underworld Ah! Daji shrugged, of course he will grow horns!
People from the underworld?
To Ah, how could you survive? Master, you have died once, don’t you know?
Have I died once? Am I from the underworld?
Then how can we go back to Ah!
Do I know that people in the underworld cannot stay in the Yang Realm for too long because they will age quickly!
Therefore, not everyone can easily enter the Yang Realm, unless a person with high power in Taoism can withstand this time and space difference, such as Long Yihan, Shangguan and others!
And now I am a white Ding! That is, the initial green air. I just saw the inside of the technique and thought it was a temporary loss of function! Now it seems that it is because of my complete rebirth!
I quickly asked Daji for confirmation, and Daji nodded slowly: It should be like this, because the master's breath has been like this during the period when he was unconscious.
Damn! Once again, I returned to before liberation!
Is it possible to return to the Yang Realm after reaching the purple qi? I asked Daji anxiously
Daji nodded slowly: That's probably true
However, Daji's aura did not change, but instead enhanced a little. I counted her tail and turned into six tails! I returned to the peak purple aura state that was similar to Xiao Zhao's strength!
I was anxious to go back. The whole family didn’t know whether I was dead or alive. Those zombie people probably wouldn’t commit suicide. Now Jiangnan must be in chaos!
There are too many things that need to be cured, but I have been sleeping here for three months?
Oh, yes, three months here are equivalent to about ten hours in the Yang Realm, and there should be no major issues! Don’t worry at this moment!
But when I go back, I become a ghost. Can I still have fun with those girls?
It should be possible, because it was still possible to get along with Shangguan at a hotel in Dushan that day (although it fell down if it was not completed)!
When will I be able to practice purple qi? Is half a year enough? I asked Daji, I wonder if there are any monsters in the underworld that I can fight and kill, and quickly gain experience
Daji nodded with emphasis: It should be almost the same, I don’t know, just practice slowly, anyway, I’m idle too
What's wrong with her?
I touched the horns speechlessly again, and went out with Daji, and my eyes lit up! Damn! A red, weird-shaped four-wheeled thing parked in the yard!
What is this? I pointed at it and asked Shangguan!
Didn’t you invent the car Ah?
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