Almost made me laugh to death!
I imagined the scene where the old Dragon King of the South China Sea was riding a turtle and floating on the water from the Dragon Palace to listen to the phone...
After waiting bored for five minutes, a sound came from the other end of the phone
Father, it's me, I'm in the Demon City, Mr. Su is not here, but their new leader of Ziyang Sect is here
I pointed at Daji, and the dragon girl was stunned for a moment, not understanding what I meant
Daji Bingxue is smart and reaches out to pass the phone
For the Dragon King, if the head of Ziyang is equivalent to the county magistrate, then the Empress Daji is equivalent to the provincial party secretary!
That's right, status is just that bad!
Daji took the phone call: Old Dragon King, don’t be safe!
Dragon Girl uses Ai Crazy 4, I can't hear the sound on the other end of the phone
This palace is Daji
Yes, the seal is untied
Yes, be with me
Well, I know that I can save Wushuang, but you must hand over your palette to me - whether to save Wushuang or not, you have to give the jade pendant to me. That evil thing is too dangerous. It will be a disaster sooner or later if you stay in your South China Sea!
Well, okay, then that's it, I will visit you somewhere else!
OK, goodbye
Is it a bad thing? The big thing was finalized in just a few words
You are the Empress Daji!
The dragon girl's eyes were wide open, her knees were bent slightly, and she was about to kneel down. Daji quickly helped her up and smiled ghostly: Let's call her sisters in the future. One is your father older than me, and the other is, Daji looked at me, and you will know in the future!
……
Let's go, my skills are itchy! I stretched my waist and waited for me to change my clothes!
Lao Xia, don’t you not leave Beijing? Xiao Zhao asked
I want to leave Beijing, who can do what I can do? I said proudly
Going upstairs and changing into a suit, then... I escaped from the skylight and escaped into the back mountain before I called Daji and asked them to wait for me on the highway of the Ramen Market
There is a guard at the door of the villa. I have to use an ID card to take the plane, so I can only drive myself.
On the way to the expressway, I called my senior sister again and asked them to go directly to the South China Sea to receive the Pisces Jade Pendant on behalf of Ziyangmen. Although the South China Sea is big, there are few masters, and I am afraid that there will be changes over time!
My buddy is Ah who is engaged in antique business? The driver asked me
Yes... I have forgotten that people in this world have the function of communication. I just thought he was a soldier, and the soldier would not ask questions that he shouldn't have asked.
I have a pair of Ming Dynasty blue and white girls. Come back and you can help me estimate the price? The driver said with great anticipation.
Ah... OK I have no choice but to respond
This is my business card. After you finish this business, call me Ah
...Okay, I took the business card and stuffed it into my pocket. Huh? It looks very familiar to me!
I looked at the driver with a side face again, damn!
Isn’t Jie the No. 4 leader of Jiangnan?
I looked at the photos on the co-pilot's operating license copy again. It was him, yes, that's it!
I can recognize it even if I become a human!
Things are impermanent! Unexpectedly, the No. 4 leader who ruled billions of zombies was actually a taxi driver who drove in the Magic City before!
However, in this world, he may not have this opportunity
I started talking to the driver. The couple are both taxi drivers. They work day and night. They have a daughter at home and are in high school. However, they don’t have to worry about financial problems. The locals in the Magic City now have two houses, and they rent them out, earning more than 10,000 yuan a month.
Thank you uncle Ah, I will definitely visit you in person if I have time another day. I got off at the expressway entrance and shook hands enthusiastically with the taxi driver.
I wish you a lot of money!
The driver turned around and went back. I was afraid that the highway traffic police would check me, so I squatted behind the bushes under the roadbed to smoke. When I was smoking the second one, Daji called me.
Actually, there is no need to fight. I saw them coming with purple air
The driver was Sophie's little BMW, and there were four people sitting in Daji, I, Xiao Showa, Longnu, and I didn't bring Nuannuan and Yuanyuan. We went to fight, not traveling.
For safety reasons, mainly to avoid trouble, I changed the license plate and burned the original Q's tail with a torch, which turned it into 0. In this way, if I had not deliberately investigated, I would not have found the whereabouts of Sophie's car. Now, unlike the last century, BMW is actually not a luxury car, and it is everywhere.
After getting on the highway, I drove, Daji and Xiao Zhao began to infusing the idea that polygamy and lace were true love to the dragon girl!
When she arrived at the Jinzhou area, the dragon girl was completely confused and half-stopped and half-placed, she was taken down by Daji in the toilet in the service area...
I admit that I am not as good as Daji and Xiao Zhao in this regard, but they are not as good as me in bed. Although Xiao Zhao can change to any size and size, she cannot change the male hormones.
With these two Cute products, I don’t need to take action to gather the girls scattered all over the place!
Master, Daji lay on the car window, licked the liquid on his fingers, and got it done, let's go to the bridal chamber tonight
You have broken it, so why should I enter?
Look at my fingers so thin, how could it be! Daji was petite, opened the back seat, and the dragon girl blushed in and crawled in with a blushing face.
Continue to travel west. When Da Qianan checked in in the evening, my senior sister called and said she had done it and had already obtained the jade pendant. I said she should keep it well and no one should trigger it!
That night, he entered the bridal chamber with Dragon Girl and collapsed a large area of floor!
Do we need to find a few helpers? Xiao Zhao asked me
I thought about it for a moment and said no, we are enough
The next day, I continued to travel west and when I was about to reach Tianshan Mountain, I decided to go to Lop Nur
Although I have been there twice and are familiar with it, I still haven't been able to understand all the secrets. The key is that I want to see what the zombies do before they explode!
The result was very disappointing. It was really a brine potassium salt mine. There were about a dozen staff members, but they had guns (I was visiting close to reconnaissance)!
Pisces Jade Pendant comes from Lop Nur, there is no doubt about this. Moreover, there is also a Pisces Jade Pendant in the Underworld, but it is just the same name and looks different. As for the function, Qin Shuyao collected such a large number of treasures and synthesized the Demon-Eating Blade, which is useless. I don’t know if the jade pendant in the Underworld can also turn the world around.
After leaving the potassium salt mine area, I checked the supplies in the car, enough to pass through the desert, so I decided not to go back and take a shortcut to the Kunlun Mountains, and walk the road (South Road) that I had before to Kabakistan (South Road)
As soon as I entered the Big Ear area, I felt that the climate was a bit abnormal. Damn it, would it be...
Master, we seem to have been caught by Yaoyao!
But don’t Ah, they don’t know me! I said, two years ago, equivalent to more than 400 years ago in the underworld, when the Lord of Yao Chan was still Qin Guanghui!
However, what I was worried about and expected still happened!
Sandstorm Ah! Xiao Zhao exclaimed, Get out of the car quickly, I will take you to escape!
It's okay, it's okay to go over and take a look. I miss them quite a bit! Daji pressed Xiao Zhao and said
The past? Where to go? Dragon Girl asked in confusion
Underworld Ah
As soon as Daji finished speaking, a sandstorm had swept across!
The crackling wind was shaking, the strong wind was curling sand and stones, making the little BMW sound, and the whole vehicle was swept into the sky!
Fortunately, I was smart and pressed the central control lock and was not thrown out of the car!
Thump! The BMW car landed on the ground, the sandstorm disappeared, and the familiar sea of hot sand was surrounded by the surroundings!
Come here? Daji asked me
It should be, it was quite cold just now, right? Now it's Chudong, Lop Nur is already around zero degrees
I opened the car door and came out of the car, and the heat waves blew up my face! Where is the person? Why is no one coming to greet me?
Master, look over there! Daji pointed to the sky in the north, just a large number of small black dots in the air, flying high-speed towards this side!
There is a helicopter in the underworld? Dragon Girl asked curiously that she had never been here, but she must have heard of it (I guess she thought this was the underworld, but it was actually a different matter)
It seems to be a pterodactyl beast, Daji said
When those flying objects flew closer, I watched, oh? The acquaintance is Shangguan, and he was Shangguan in the neon realm! It doesn't make sense. More than 400 years ago, she should have been purple qi!
I imagined the scene where the old Dragon King of the South China Sea was riding a turtle and floating on the water from the Dragon Palace to listen to the phone...
After waiting bored for five minutes, a sound came from the other end of the phone
Father, it's me, I'm in the Demon City, Mr. Su is not here, but their new leader of Ziyang Sect is here
I pointed at Daji, and the dragon girl was stunned for a moment, not understanding what I meant
Daji Bingxue is smart and reaches out to pass the phone
For the Dragon King, if the head of Ziyang is equivalent to the county magistrate, then the Empress Daji is equivalent to the provincial party secretary!
That's right, status is just that bad!
Daji took the phone call: Old Dragon King, don’t be safe!
Dragon Girl uses Ai Crazy 4, I can't hear the sound on the other end of the phone
This palace is Daji
Yes, the seal is untied
Yes, be with me
Well, I know that I can save Wushuang, but you must hand over your palette to me - whether to save Wushuang or not, you have to give the jade pendant to me. That evil thing is too dangerous. It will be a disaster sooner or later if you stay in your South China Sea!
Well, okay, then that's it, I will visit you somewhere else!
OK, goodbye
Is it a bad thing? The big thing was finalized in just a few words
You are the Empress Daji!
The dragon girl's eyes were wide open, her knees were bent slightly, and she was about to kneel down. Daji quickly helped her up and smiled ghostly: Let's call her sisters in the future. One is your father older than me, and the other is, Daji looked at me, and you will know in the future!
……
Let's go, my skills are itchy! I stretched my waist and waited for me to change my clothes!
Lao Xia, don’t you not leave Beijing? Xiao Zhao asked
I want to leave Beijing, who can do what I can do? I said proudly
Going upstairs and changing into a suit, then... I escaped from the skylight and escaped into the back mountain before I called Daji and asked them to wait for me on the highway of the Ramen Market
There is a guard at the door of the villa. I have to use an ID card to take the plane, so I can only drive myself.
On the way to the expressway, I called my senior sister again and asked them to go directly to the South China Sea to receive the Pisces Jade Pendant on behalf of Ziyangmen. Although the South China Sea is big, there are few masters, and I am afraid that there will be changes over time!
My buddy is Ah who is engaged in antique business? The driver asked me
Yes... I have forgotten that people in this world have the function of communication. I just thought he was a soldier, and the soldier would not ask questions that he shouldn't have asked.
I have a pair of Ming Dynasty blue and white girls. Come back and you can help me estimate the price? The driver said with great anticipation.
Ah... OK I have no choice but to respond
This is my business card. After you finish this business, call me Ah
...Okay, I took the business card and stuffed it into my pocket. Huh? It looks very familiar to me!
I looked at the driver with a side face again, damn!
Isn’t Jie the No. 4 leader of Jiangnan?
I looked at the photos on the co-pilot's operating license copy again. It was him, yes, that's it!
I can recognize it even if I become a human!
Things are impermanent! Unexpectedly, the No. 4 leader who ruled billions of zombies was actually a taxi driver who drove in the Magic City before!
However, in this world, he may not have this opportunity
I started talking to the driver. The couple are both taxi drivers. They work day and night. They have a daughter at home and are in high school. However, they don’t have to worry about financial problems. The locals in the Magic City now have two houses, and they rent them out, earning more than 10,000 yuan a month.
Thank you uncle Ah, I will definitely visit you in person if I have time another day. I got off at the expressway entrance and shook hands enthusiastically with the taxi driver.
I wish you a lot of money!
The driver turned around and went back. I was afraid that the highway traffic police would check me, so I squatted behind the bushes under the roadbed to smoke. When I was smoking the second one, Daji called me.
Actually, there is no need to fight. I saw them coming with purple air
The driver was Sophie's little BMW, and there were four people sitting in Daji, I, Xiao Showa, Longnu, and I didn't bring Nuannuan and Yuanyuan. We went to fight, not traveling.
For safety reasons, mainly to avoid trouble, I changed the license plate and burned the original Q's tail with a torch, which turned it into 0. In this way, if I had not deliberately investigated, I would not have found the whereabouts of Sophie's car. Now, unlike the last century, BMW is actually not a luxury car, and it is everywhere.
After getting on the highway, I drove, Daji and Xiao Zhao began to infusing the idea that polygamy and lace were true love to the dragon girl!
When she arrived at the Jinzhou area, the dragon girl was completely confused and half-stopped and half-placed, she was taken down by Daji in the toilet in the service area...
I admit that I am not as good as Daji and Xiao Zhao in this regard, but they are not as good as me in bed. Although Xiao Zhao can change to any size and size, she cannot change the male hormones.
With these two Cute products, I don’t need to take action to gather the girls scattered all over the place!
Master, Daji lay on the car window, licked the liquid on his fingers, and got it done, let's go to the bridal chamber tonight
You have broken it, so why should I enter?
Look at my fingers so thin, how could it be! Daji was petite, opened the back seat, and the dragon girl blushed in and crawled in with a blushing face.
Continue to travel west. When Da Qianan checked in in the evening, my senior sister called and said she had done it and had already obtained the jade pendant. I said she should keep it well and no one should trigger it!
That night, he entered the bridal chamber with Dragon Girl and collapsed a large area of floor!
Do we need to find a few helpers? Xiao Zhao asked me
I thought about it for a moment and said no, we are enough
The next day, I continued to travel west and when I was about to reach Tianshan Mountain, I decided to go to Lop Nur
Although I have been there twice and are familiar with it, I still haven't been able to understand all the secrets. The key is that I want to see what the zombies do before they explode!
The result was very disappointing. It was really a brine potassium salt mine. There were about a dozen staff members, but they had guns (I was visiting close to reconnaissance)!
Pisces Jade Pendant comes from Lop Nur, there is no doubt about this. Moreover, there is also a Pisces Jade Pendant in the Underworld, but it is just the same name and looks different. As for the function, Qin Shuyao collected such a large number of treasures and synthesized the Demon-Eating Blade, which is useless. I don’t know if the jade pendant in the Underworld can also turn the world around.
After leaving the potassium salt mine area, I checked the supplies in the car, enough to pass through the desert, so I decided not to go back and take a shortcut to the Kunlun Mountains, and walk the road (South Road) that I had before to Kabakistan (South Road)
As soon as I entered the Big Ear area, I felt that the climate was a bit abnormal. Damn it, would it be...
Master, we seem to have been caught by Yaoyao!
But don’t Ah, they don’t know me! I said, two years ago, equivalent to more than 400 years ago in the underworld, when the Lord of Yao Chan was still Qin Guanghui!
However, what I was worried about and expected still happened!
Sandstorm Ah! Xiao Zhao exclaimed, Get out of the car quickly, I will take you to escape!
It's okay, it's okay to go over and take a look. I miss them quite a bit! Daji pressed Xiao Zhao and said
The past? Where to go? Dragon Girl asked in confusion
Underworld Ah
As soon as Daji finished speaking, a sandstorm had swept across!
The crackling wind was shaking, the strong wind was curling sand and stones, making the little BMW sound, and the whole vehicle was swept into the sky!
Fortunately, I was smart and pressed the central control lock and was not thrown out of the car!
Thump! The BMW car landed on the ground, the sandstorm disappeared, and the familiar sea of hot sand was surrounded by the surroundings!
Come here? Daji asked me
It should be, it was quite cold just now, right? Now it's Chudong, Lop Nur is already around zero degrees
I opened the car door and came out of the car, and the heat waves blew up my face! Where is the person? Why is no one coming to greet me?
Master, look over there! Daji pointed to the sky in the north, just a large number of small black dots in the air, flying high-speed towards this side!
There is a helicopter in the underworld? Dragon Girl asked curiously that she had never been here, but she must have heard of it (I guess she thought this was the underworld, but it was actually a different matter)
It seems to be a pterodactyl beast, Daji said
When those flying objects flew closer, I watched, oh? The acquaintance is Shangguan, and he was Shangguan in the neon realm! It doesn't make sense. More than 400 years ago, she should have been purple qi!