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Chapter 16 Funny Taoist Master

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The old Taoist pinched the orchid finger (I later learned that it was called the finger technique), as if he had a connection with the female corpse. The old Taoist looked at it, and the female corpse rushed there, taking quick action without any drag. He used all the ruthless tricks of killing people, such as cutting the neck with a knife, hitting the knee with a foot with a throat, gorgeous and practical

The female corpse was barefoot, and when she passed a section of road with broken glass on the ground, the soles of her feet were bleeding, but the female corpse's movements were not affected at all. She still moved forward bravely, and became more and more courageous as she fought. She quickly took us out of the hospital.

The old Taoist asked me where I was going. I guided him and the female corpse into the community and returned to the small van. I drove out of the community and came to the supermarket's transom window.

Bai Jie and others heard the sound of the engine and were already waiting there in advance. They hung the rope down. The old Taoist opened the car door and released the female corpse to cover us. I first hung Nuannuan on the rope. Bai Jie and others over there pulled Nuannuan up. I did the same thing and returned to the supermarket.

The old Taoist was indeed a little wise. He gently stretched his fat body and jumped up directly. He grabbed the breath window with both hands and squeezed in with great difficulty. After kicking over a zombie, the female corpse turned into a flying corpse and jumped directly into the underwear store without even touching the window!

I asked Nuannuan to buy a set of fitted underwear for the female corpse in the underwear store. It would be too indecent to be naked!

My girls were a little scared when they saw the female corpse. Her skin color and eyes were so terrible!

I explained to them that this is an experienced pet, and there is no harm, so they gradually felt relieved

As promised, I prepared wine and fried chicken for the old Taoist. He ran to the side to eat happily. The female corpse kept poking the shelves. She didn't look carefully and thought she was a plastic model!

There is no instrument to test blood. Gao Yuanyuan can only use the most primitive method, blood drop test, and uses four types of blood and the woman's blood samples for fusion test. Finally, it was measured that this guy is of type O blood.

Gao Yuanyuan used a large syringe and gave the woman a bag of plasma. Only after she was rosy with her face.

It's okay, she wakes up later, feed her some liquid food and glucose water to restore her strength. Gao Yuanyuan said

Xiao Ai said I'll cook porridge

After confirming that the woman was fine, I sat next to the old Taoist with two bags of peanuts, drank with him, and took the opportunity to chat.

The old Taoist is definitely a foodie. He only ate the residue in a basin of fried chicken, and ate three pig's trotters, plus a bottle of Wuliangye. Maybe he was in seclusion for too long and was too hungry, so he wouldn't be Ah. He was so fat and looked like Sammo Hung.

Although he was fat, the old Taoist was very flexible. His pair of fat and chubby hands were covered with wrinkles, but the pig's trotters were flew up and down by him. After a while, only bones were left and thrown aside, which was quite like a slaughter of a ox!

Taoist priest, one is thank you for not killing, and the other is thank you for your life-saving grace. I would like to wish you a glass of wine on behalf of these people! Please don’t shirk it!

I filled a goblet of white wine myself and said to the elderly with both hands

The old Taoist picked up the bottle, touched me, took a big sip, and rinsed it in his mouth before swallowing it, as if he was drinking a drink! I gritted my teeth and fucked it up to the sky

I dare to ask what the Taoist priest’s name is?

I approached the story, with his strength, he controlled the female corpse and survived in the city full of zombies. He was at ease. If he could convince him to be with us, our safety would be greatly guaranteed!

Even if he doesn't stay, he will teach me a trick and learn to protect the girls!

But this old man looks a little weird, maybe not easy to get in touch

Don’t Tianqing, I dare to ask what my brother calls me?

The old Taoist looked like he was full and put down half of the pig's hooves.

When I heard him call me brother, I felt embarrassed. Damn it, I think you are old and my grandfather!

The younger generation is Xia Lang. These ladies are Yang Nuannuan, Gao Yuanyuan, Zhao Leiqian, Emma Shi, Bai Jie. The one lying down is just rescued by us. I don’t know what the name is.

I pointed to the woman who looked very much like Yang Mi and said, "She hasn't woken up yet."

Bai Jie? A light suddenly flashed in the old Taoist's eyes, and he couldn't help but look at Bai Jie twice more!

I don't understand what he means, I'm very pure and never read those messy books

Master Mo, then...If it is convenient, can you tell me what's going on? I admire you very much for your Taoist Dharma and admire your part-time job!

I pointed to the female corpse that poked there and flattered her.

The female corpse actually turned around and looked at me again. I looked back at the old Taoist's fingers and didn't pinch it. It seemed that the female corpse still had some of its own perceptions.

Ah, it’s just a trick of etiquette, what’s the point! The old Taoist smiled and rubbed his beard full of fat, obviously my flattery made him very useful!

Tell me! Are you from... that sect? I moved closer to him, unscrewed another bottle of white wine, and poured him a glass

I am considered to be destined to be with you. Master Tianqing took the wine glass and thought about it. It would be okay to tell you. I am a 27th generation disciple of the Ziyang Temple Qimen of the Three Pure Land. When I was young, I was born in war and my parents died. Fortunately, my master was rescued by Ziyang Temple. I brought me Ziyang Temple and raised me to be a human being. I taught the Taoism by nature. I was stupid and learned throughout my life, but I was not ashamed of the 10th or 13th of the 10th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of the 19th of

When Bai Laodao said this, he shook his head, as if he was repentance.

Damn it, it's useless to say something. I don't want to hear this, but I can't show dissatisfaction, so I can only take it slowly

Brother, I have been in seclusion for too long. What big thing has happened outside? Why have the people in the city turned into zombies? The old man finally got to the point.

Taoist priest, that's not a zombie, but a zombie. So I told the Taoist priest in easy-to-understand language about the ins and outs of this zombie outbreak.

After hearing this, Old Dao Mo sighed at first, then suddenly slapped the table and shouted: Master, you won’t deceive me!

I was shocked! This sounded familiar, but I don’t know what it meant. It would be great if my aunt was there. She is a top student and proficient in ancient Chinese!

This is God's punishment! The old Taoist muttered, grabbed the bottle and took a big sip, but it would be great to travel around in such troubled times! He seemed to be talking to himself, and then sat down again

When I heard that he was going to travel around, I was immediately panicked and had to find a way to keep him!

Taoist priest, you can't leave us alone. Now there are zombies outside. We are trapped here and sooner or later, we will have no ammunition and food. Even if we are not eaten by zombies, we will starve to death!

I said with a sad face

Well... Mo Laodao looked at Bai Jie, shook his head again, closed his eyes, and fell into deep thought

I didn't dare to disturb me, so I had to sit there and wait

Well... About two minutes later, Old Dao Mo opened his eyes. I can't stay here. I still have important things to do. Since I have become a relationship with you, I will break the ancestral teachings and pass on you some superficial Taoist techniques. I hope you can protect yourself. The rest of the matter can only be left to fate.

Thank you, Taoist priest! I quickly got up and bowed. In his eyes, the shallow Taoist technique might be my ability to go against the will of heaven!

Don't thank me first. Success is in heaven. Not everyone can get the true teachings of the Three Pure Immortals. Let me see what your fate is.

As he said that, Master Bai pinched his fingers and looked at the top of my head intently.

Why do you feel so nagging, like fortune telling, is there something unclean on my head?

As the saying goes, there are gods three feet above my head. My life will definitely not be covered by gods, and I will be satisfied if I don’t have a ghost to pester them!

Hiss! A trace of splendor suddenly flashed in the old Taoist eyes. This is unscientific!

I was talking about Mandarin again. Did you really see something on my head? Ah! A ghost? I was so scared that my hair on my back stood up!

What, what's wrong, Taoist priest? I asked nervously

The old Taoist ignored me, closed his eyes, opened it again, looked at the top of my head again, then narrowed his eyes and nodded with satisfaction

It seems that everything is God's will... The old Taoist changed his literary tone, looked at me kindly, and looked at the six girls again, and rubbed their beards. Well, it's not bad, it's not bad!

Damn, what exactly does he want to say?

Sao Nian, do you know that you have a purple qi and spiritual light that gushed out from the sky spirit cover and shot directly into the bull's dou! At a young age, you have a body of spiritual energy and muscles. You are simply a once-in-a-thousand-year Taoist genius. If one day you open up the tendons and veins all over your body, you will surely fly dragons to the sky and flatten the fairy world!

Bai Laodao said passionately

Damn! Why does this word sound so familiar?

As the saying goes, if I don’t go to hell, whoever goes to hell, it’s God’s arrangement after all! I have two secret books of Taoism, written by my ancestor Ziyang Zhenren. Today I am destined to give it to you. I hope you can practice and restore world peace and the task of defending mankind will be handed over to you!

After the old Taoist said that, he took out two worn-out thread books from his arms and threw them in front of me.

I have revealed the secret of heaven, my life is about to end, and I still have some worries, so I will not delay here! Brother, there will be a date later!

After saying that, the old Taoist grabbed the wine bottle and disappeared from my sight with a very quick figure!

Damn it!

I was stunned when I heard this, it was wrong!

He is obviously fooling me!

I quickly grabbed the book and chased it to the second floor, and chased it to the underwear store. I saw Lao Dao stuck in the transverse window and squeezed out!

You charlatan! I cursed in my heart and rushed up to catch him back!

As soon as he arrived near, the old Taoist happened to break free from the stern window and fell out, and only a dull plop sound was heard!

When I climbed up the window and looked out, the old Taoist had already stood up from the ground and limped and headed west quickly!

The wandering zombies saw a living creature, changed directions and chased after them!

Funny Taoist priest!

Watching Mo Tianqing disappear at the corner of the supermarket, I shook my head helplessly, stepped down, blocked the air window, looked at the book in my hand, and the book called Ziyang Qi Observation Technique on it sounded quite mysterious. I looked at the book below, Damn it!

The name of the book almost made me tear the book on the spot!

It turned out to be Jin Ping Mei!