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Chapter 17

12days ago Urban Novels 6
The next morning, I was woken up by a strange itch on my nose

When I opened my eyes, my wife was lying beside me, holding a strand of her hair in one hand and fiddling her back down my nose.

I was both angry and funny. I was about to say something to her, but I couldn't help but feel another stimulation from my nose. A big sneeze followed and it came out.

You woke up, lazy pig. My wife said to me playfully.

When is it? I was still a little confused, I was really tired last night

It's almost 8 o'clock, don't sleep, get up quickly

Oh, I shook my head, climbed off the bed, and walked to the bathroom in a daze

As soon as I entered the door, I was immediately startled by the sheets on the washing machine in the bathroom.

Shouldn't it be by the bed? How could it be here? Did my wife discover what happened yesterday? I thought with some doubts

I hurriedly packed up my personal hygiene and turned back to the bedroom

Wife, are you going to wash things? I pretended to ask her casually

You said, how many times did you tossed last night? Even the sheets... As my wife talked, her face turned red involuntarily

Hehe... I don't know what to say, nor do I know if my wife discovered my secret, I can only smile foolishly and want to get through

But... A strange expression appeared on my wife's face: But why did I sleep so hard yesterday? I seemed to feel in my dream that it seemed like we had come twice in the morning. If it weren't for something wrong with the body and so many stains on the flyers thrown on the ground, I would have thought it was a dream, how could I sleep so hard?

Oh, I quickly explained, I had some tranquilizers in the drip you gave yesterday. Recently, you have been sleeping poorly and have a cold. I asked Lao Zhang to add some to the medicine. In addition, you were tired from shopping and then yesterday, so naturally you slept soundly.

My dear husband, my stinky husband, my wife was yelling and pounding my chest with her hands, and she would take advantage of the opportunity to sleep to make trouble for me when I woke up in the morning, my whole body was sour and I hated so much

Who told you to look like a sleeping beauty? Of course my husband can't stand this temptation. When I heard that my wife didn't seem to find anything missing, I felt relieved and started to tease her.

We had a fuss in bed for a while and saw that the time was almost over

Only then did they both put on their clothes lazily, wash and dress up

When everything is done, it's almost time to go to work

When we arrived at the dining room, my wife started to make some simple breakfasts quickly, so I went to the guest room to wake up my elder brother.

After the elder brother was packed up, the meal was ready. When he saw the elder brother come in, his wife casually said: Brother, sit down, come and have breakfast together. It was just a very simple sentence, but the elder brother turned his face aside with embarrassment.

It seemed as if he blushed when he looked at his wife

But something strange is that my wife's face turned slightly red, but in an instant she returned to normal

In fact, this meal was a bit depressing, and my elder brother might not have left those burdens, so he was always embarrassed to speak when facing his wife.

He kept eating with his head down

And I don't know what to say, for fear that my wife will find out if there is any linguistic mistake.

Finally, the meal was finished

My wife pushed away the bowls and chopsticks in front of her and stood up: Husband, I'm going to work, brother, you eat slowly

Oh, my brother and I answered at the same time

I turned my face to the side and let my wife kiss it on it. My wife hurriedly left.

After seeing his wife leave, the elder brother looks even more awkward

He bit the things in front of him a few bites, then pushed the bowl away and said to me: Dude, I... the people from our unit are here. I... will not live with you these days. I have to be busy with business during the day and discuss the plan with my colleagues at night. I know that these are all excuses from my elder brother, so he still finds it difficult to accept my ridiculous approach. Although he has already gotten on the boat, he still has difficulty digesting such cheating.

Well, then you can be busy first. After you finish your work, come to stay at home for a few days before going back. It is not easy to come here, so stay at home for a few more days. I said to my elder brother.

Actually, it's good. Let him adapt first. If you force him too quickly, the effect may not be good. Besides, you can also take advantage of the past few days to help your elder brother accumulate more energy and accumulate more semen.

According to medical experience, sexual intercourse after a few days has a greater chance of getting pregnant naturally than every day.

The eldest brother breathed a sigh of relief, and pretended to say a few words without any nutrition and left in a hurry.

The house suddenly became quiet

I slowly opened the chair and walked slowly into the living room. I collapsed on the sofa. My thoughts that had been accumulated for a long time began to gradually surge into my heart.

Actually, until now, I am still a little confused. Is this right or wrong?

Although in my heart, I kept telling myself that my actions were for the future of my wife and I

But this kind of mental hypnosis has never made me completely relieved

After all, it was the wife who was hurt.

Do I really love my wife? I asked myself

Of course, I immediately started to answer myself again

But...but... I don't know why, my heart began to hesitate again

Suddenly, I felt that it was really despicable and obscene to give my wife to others to play with for the sake of having children.

My mental pressure is getting stronger and I begin to regret it

To be honest, I never thought I would be such a selfish person

In fact, after so long, I have always imposed my thoughts on my wife.

I never seemed to worry about what my wife would think

It is true that my wife likes children like me, but will she accept my ridiculous approach?

Are my actions the actions of a man who says he loves his wife?

And putting aside my wife, my recent behavior seems to be a dream

I'm actually cuckolded

I smiled bitterly and shook my head

What's incredible is that I'm willing to wear it

how so?

I didn't want to do it anymore, I patted my forehead hard

The confusing thoughts in my heart made me feel so depressed

I stood up and stomped my feet hard. It was already like this, what's the use of thinking randomly?

For the children, yes, for the children, I shouted a few words loudly as if I were making a declaration.

Then he turned around and went out

After returning to the company, I was still the same, and I was still sitting at my desk and pondering.

In fact, during this period, I basically didn't get anything out, and all my business was supported by a group of passionate young people in the company.

Thanks to them, I didn't make much trouble for the company during this dizzy and slurry day.

But even though I think so, my thoughts can't come back to business

As the saying goes: If you fight against foreign affairs, you must first settle the home. If the matter at home is not properly handled, I can't settle down and deal with the company's business.

Alas, let's solve the child's problem first, I thought helplessly

Now, things have already become a little clear-headed. I guess no matter how much I calm down, I will not be able to concentrate on my work.

I shook my head and began to plot against how many days will the safety period be for my wife to come.

Forget it for a long time, maybe there are five to six days left

It seems that in the past few days, I will arrange another plan for my brother's planting.

But how can I not let my wife discover it?

Her cold has been cured, and she has no excuses to anesthetize her with toluene grafthiazole injections.

Oral?

Not OK

My wife was already a little suspicious about the last anesthesia

If you use it again, you might be backfiring

It seems that I have to think of some other solutions

It is impossible to use anesthetics. In this way, the wife will have too slow orgasm and there will be no orgasm, so the chance of conception will naturally be low.

Where is the psychedelic drug?

It doesn't seem to be a particularly good solution; its components are basically something called monomethyldimethylhydantoin, and its effect is only to inhibit the cerebral cortex and nerve center, causing hallucinations, which are basically the same as anesthetics.

Although this method can make my wife treat her elder brother as me, it will have some side effects afterwards; it will not only cause serious adverse reactions to the wife, but also lead to depression or short-term memory loss in severe cases.

Although the chance is not high

But I don't want to take such a risk to my wife

After thinking for a long time, I suddenly remembered some aphrodisiac water and other couples supplies that my wife used when flirting.

It seems that we should do some articles in this regard

I remember that I used to use some things such as Buddha nude fog, Spanish love water, etc., and even tried fly water.

But it seems that none of those things are as obvious as the advertisement says

Although the aphrodisiac effect is good and it can easily make your wife reach orgasm, its psychedelic effect is average

There is a danger of letting your wife discover the real situation

After thinking for a long time, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have seen a new drug released in Hong Kong in the company's pharmaceutical yearbook last year; it seemed to be called GHB Psychedelic Water and other names.

After drinking in a drink, it can inhibit the nerve center, make people lose their memory for a short time, create a hallucination of selflessness, and be completely fascinated by the mind.

At the mercy of others, after waking up, I didn't know what happened

It's it

I thought about doing

Immediately, I left the company and drove to the largest couples' supplies store in the city center.

After arriving, I asked the clerk and there was such a thing

But the price is indeed high

Nearly two thousand yuan per bottle

OK, it doesn't matter, I can bear it

What's more, it's for my big plan to borrow

It doesn't matter even more

After thinking about a solution, I started to prepare a borrowing plan in a few days

Whether it is diet or emotion, I thought a lot, and I finished it again and found that there were no loopholes. Then I went home with confidence...

In the following days, I have been making some preparations for my careful preparation for this time.

In order to keep my wife happy these days and to allow her to borrow seeds with the mission of conception without depression and worries, I come to pick her up after get off work one hour early every day to pick her up her home

Moreover, I tried my best to force myself to like those soap operas that I hated very much, and pretend to be enjoyable.

Because my wife likes to watch these

Moreover, every time I talk to her about these plots, she always seems to be very excited and happy.

In terms of diet, in order to allow my wife to eat more foods containing folic acid, zinc and calcium

We haven't had a meal at home in three days

It's done in a hotel every time

Every dinner, our table was filled with lean meat, eggs, fish and shrimp, animal liver, soy products and seafood, and other things suitable for pregnant women to eat.

And ask my wife to eat more

My wife has been clamoring for the past few days that she has gained a lot of weight

My actions during this period really made my wife very strange. She kept asking me what was wrong?

Why do you suddenly feel attentive

I suspect I am suspected of being a traitor or a thief

She even suspected that I had an affair. God, I spent a lot of saliva to make her believe that I was not like this.

But seeing my elder brother treating his wife so well, he even bought her gifts and other actions that stimulated me.

The final outcome is that my wife is so moved that she almost cried

She stuck to me all night, as if she was going to touch me

Very well-behaved like a kitten

It seems that I should be better to my wife in the future. I love my wife so well-behaved.

As for the elder brother, I didn't relax. I know that men eat more eels, loaches, pigeons, peony roots, sparrows, leeks and other things to promote the healthy production of semen.

So, at noon, I try to take as much time as possible to have a meal with my elder brother

Of course, these things are definitely indispensable on the dining table.

I ate until my elder brother even felt nauseous when he saw some things like eels, loaches, etc.

After a few days of busy work, it seems that my brother and his business have been completed. I know that I should start to continue my plan of borrowing plants.

I can't wait any longer. I'll have my wife's safety period in a few days. My efforts during this period cannot be wasted

At noon, as usual, I came to the hotel where my elder brother stayed

After dinner, I did not return to the company as usual, but went upstairs with my elder brother to the guest room where he lived.

Sitting on the bed, I looked at my elder brother, but after thinking for a long time, I couldn't find a suitable transitional word. I just wanted to say it clearly.

Brother, I...

Stop talking, my brother interrupted me immediately

It seems that he has understood my purpose from my abnormal behavior and the hesitant expression on my face.

I thought about it for a long time, and then said to me, this matter is too...too ridiculous, to be honest, I don’t know how I promised you that I have thought a lot these days, I’ve thought a lot, I can’t do this anymore, it’s enough to make mistakes once, I don’t want to make mistakes for the second time

Brother, I shouted out loud

Don't do this, I didn't expect him to regret it

Will my efforts during this period be in vain?

Why Ah? Is it because of guilt? I don’t mind, what are you afraid of? I asked back

This is not a question of whether you mind or not, it is because I can't accept it. After all, she is my brother and sister-in-law, your wife Ah. You know, it's awkward to me no matter how I think.

It is because she is your younger brother and sister that you have to help me Ah tell me the truth. No matter what, the descendants born to you and my wife are wedged with the same blood relationship. If you don't help me, then I can only find someone else. In that case, will you bear to see this situation? I shouted fiercely at my elder brother.

You...you have to have a child? My brother is a little helpless

Brother, you have two of them yourself, of course you don’t know how I feel. If you come from my perspective, what should I do? If I can do it myself, who would still want to find someone else like this? Brother, I want a child. Ah The last sentence, I almost shouted out with all my strength.

Seeing me like this, the firm expression on my face began to melt a little

He didn't say anything, he just kept sighing

Seeing him like this, I know there is still a turning point

I continued: Brother, please, just this time, it will be fine once. After the matter, no one will know... Please...

Just once, absolutely no next time. My brother was silent for a long time, but in the end he couldn't help but beg me hard

Still had no choice but to agree

I breathed a sigh of relief

Then... Then it's good tomorrow night. I'm confused at home. You'll leave after helping me. My wife won't find out what she doesn't even know you've been there. The eldest brother shook his head and finally nodded and agreed.

I started to prepare for my family's affairs.

In order to make this successful borrowing, I try my best to do everything impeccable