In the early morning, I woke up quietly and found my phone to check the time. At 5:58, there are still 2 minutes before the alarm clock rang
It was summer solstice, and a faint blue light slipped in through the gaps in the curtains and told me that it was already dawn outside.
Yiyi is still asleep. In order to avoid waking her, I turned off the preset alarm clock and climbed out of bed with slight feet.
In order to make breakfast for Yiyi, I have to wake up for an hour earlier than before getting married every day, and a new biological clock has been formed
Wearing a pair of big shorts, I was half asleep and half awake, and I was stunned before I could walk in.
Hum? A woman made a puzzled voice and turned to look at me
She was disheveled, had a toothbrush in her mouth, and was wearing a close-fitting pajamas.
These pajamas are different from Yiyi's large-sized loose nightgowns. They have thin suspenders, thin fabrics, and two subtle bulges on the round mountain. No matter how you look, you don't wear a bra inside, and your navel is exposed.
The lower body is even more excessive. A pair of small briefs, only the important part is covered with a small piece of triangular fabric, and then two straps are wrapped around the waist and a bow is tied on the thigh.
I just woke up and didn’t have a clear idea. I stared at this body for a long time until the other party greeted me: It’s so early, why did I get up so early?
I woke up suddenly, and didn't bother to answer, turned around and left, back to the room and put on my jersey and pants.
What is this? When did the mother-in-law come?
During this period of time, I have to work overtime every day. When I get home, I can basically take a shower and go to bed.
Yiyi once mentioned to me that she could ask her mother to take care of her when I was busy, but I didn't think much about it.
When her mother came, she was basically during the day, and I was not at home. When I got home, her mother had already gone back.
Occasionally, the mother-in-law will take Yiyi back to her parents' home for a few days, but it is the first time she has come to me for a night.
It was late at night when I came back last night. Yiyi had already fallen asleep. I took a shower and went to bed. I didn't even turn on the light at home. I didn't know my mother-in-law was
Having said that…what happened to that dress?
Although I understood wearing underwear early in the morning, didn’t I also wear boxer underwear and plan to go out to wash?
But does the mother-in-law usually wear such underwear?
If this is her hobby, then this hobby is a bit too bold
I looked down and saw that my dick was a little restless in my crotch. I thought it was because my morning erection had not yet subsided. Well, that must be the case!
After hiding in the bedroom for 5 minutes, I guess my mother-in-law had finished washing up, so I sneaked out of the room.
However, I was obviously too stupid to equate the time for women to wash my clothes. When I walked to the bathroom door, my mother-in-law was humming a little while looking at her big wavy hair in the mirror while humming a little.
Oh, Shuquan, what were you doing in a panic just now?
My mother-in-law greeted me, letting me avoid it
Of course, she was still wearing the same outfit just now, and she actually asked me what I was panicking!
Is she not aware of herself or is she fooling me?
The round breasts that were almost cracked, and the underwear that could be pulled off with a tying strap, really made me wonder where to look.
Fortunately, thanks to my dull personality, I usually don’t show my emotions. No matter how my heart rolls, the emotions expressed through facial expressions will always fade a lot.
I cleared my throat and said: Mom, when did you come? I suddenly saw someone scared me
Oh, I came yesterday, you came back late, maybe I didn't notice it
After I came back to the room and came out, I had already put on my clothes. She should be able to see why I hurried back, but she didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with her dress. After using a hairpin to clean her hair, she began to wash her face with a towel.
Although it hasn't been long since I lived with Yiyi, I have a little understanding of some aspects of women. At least in terms of washing my face, Yiyi told me that I can't wash my face directly after wearing makeup.
Seeing her mother-in-law rubbing her face with a towel, she must be like her bare face.
Didn’t Yiyi say that the reason why her mother looks so young is because of her makeup?
But now, her appearance without makeup is not much different from wearing makeup. Ah!
This looks, this figure, this...is this really her mother?
Isn't it really a sister or something?
The bathroom was occupied by my mother-in-law, so I didn't dare to stay anymore. I put on my running shoes and hurried out.
After running for three kilometers, I went to the morning market to buy some vegetables. It was almost 7 o'clock when I got home.
Yiyi hadn't gotten up yet, and her mother-in-law was fiddling with her in the guest room.
I took the time to take a shower and wash, and then started making breakfast
My mother-in-law was attracted by the movements I had in the kitchen and asked curiously outside the door: What are you doing?
Make breakfast
After a concise answer, I glanced at her casually and saw that she finally put on her clothes.
She wore a loose short-sleeved T-shirt with beige hot pants
Well, I once asked Yiyi why her breasts were obviously very good, but her clothes were not showing her breasts. Yiyi told me that she was not good at showing her breasts.
After seeing my mother-in-law wearing this outfit, I really realized why my breasts are too big to make the trendy
A T-shirt that was originally trendy and simple was worn on the mother-in-law and was supported by two balls of flesh on her chest. After the loose style was supported, the belly part was not posted on her body at all, making her look a little weird and fat!
But... no wonder I have a bad dressing style. For me, the bulging like two mountains is the best place. It doesn’t matter whether it is tide or not!
The beige hot pants are too short, just like the boxer underwear I was wearing, just holding my hips, and my two round long legs were exposed so generously, which made me unable to help but take a look at them.
To be honest, such a beautiful woman, every time I call her, I have to overcome a lot of psychological barriers before
The mother-in-law stretched her neck and looked in and asked: What should I eat in the morning? Do you have my share?
I waved my hand and told her not to go into the kitchen, saying: Yes, yes, it's fine later
What I made in the morning was mixed with rice noodles. The rice noodles were bought from the vegetable market. You just need to make the sauce and mix it.
The sauce is mainly the soup made from tomatoes. When the tomatoes in the pot are boiled out of water, add the chopped lean meat and crispy fried bean curd. When the lean meat is fried until it changes color, add a little sugar to improve freshness, add a little soy sauce to adjust the color, and finally add a little salt, then concentrate the soup and be completed.
Seeing me getting the pot, my mother-in-law clapped her hands and shouted: I'll call Yaya
Yaya is the nickname of the mother-in-law Yiyi. It is said that Yiyi, who hadn't learned to speak when she was a child, liked to call her yaya. It happened to be the name Yiyi, and the nickname was Yaya.
I called my mother-in-law and said: No, it's only 7 o'clock now. Usually she won't get up before I go out. Just ask her to get up and keep her angry.
Drink the soup on the rice noodles, and then inject the secret beef sauce made by me as my soul. After mixing the rice noodles, I handed the bowl to my mother-in-law who was looking forward to it at the door and asked her to take it out. The remaining bowl of rice noodles, I put the tomato sauce and beef sauce in two bowls, and after Yiyi got up, she could eat it.
Sit down at the dining table, and my mother-in-law waited for me to take my seat before turning on her chopsticks
She couldn't wait to take a bite and exclaimed: Well... well! This girl didn't lie to me, you really know how to cook! Why is it so delicious? I kept saliva as soon as I put it in my mouth
Every time someone praises me for cooking, I always smile indifferently. After all, I have to maintain the style of not expressing my feelings.
I explained: I made my own beef sauce, which contains my own fried sesame seeds. Of course, the fermented black beans are also secretly made by someone in my hometown, supplemented with ginger, green onion, garlic and beef tenderloin. The first time I eat it, I have a strong taste impact.
Homemade beef sauce? Can I bring some back? This noodles are so delicious!
Of course, it can be a bit greasy if you just add this sauce to the noodles. Cooking some tomato sauce like me will make the taste very refreshing. The noodles and flour are delicious
The mother-in-law took another bite and said: Forget it, if that girl knows that I will still go with your stuff, especially for food, I will have to hurry back and teach me if I have time.
I murmured in my heart that Yiyi had been asking me to teach her cooking before, but she gave up soon and felt that it would be easier to call my husband to cook.
After a bowl of rice noodles, my mother-in-law seemed to be unsatisfied, and her eyes became extremely gentle when she looked at me. She asked: Do you make breakfast for your wife every day?
Um
Wow, then you really love your wife Ah, Yaya picked up the treasure
I noticed that the tone of my mother-in-law was not the same as the joy that my daughter should have when she found a good husband. She continued: You don’t have to spoil her too much. She will solve the problem with breakfast by herself. Don’t I come here to cook her often, so late at night, so don’t get up so early in the morning
Is this a biological daughter?
Why does it feel like an old mother is advising her son not to spoil the daughter-in-law she dislikes
I smiled faintly and said: Just breakfast, let’s say she is pregnant. I’m so busy with work and I don’t have time to take care of her. I’ll try to do whatever I can.
I also cleaned the rice noodles in the bowl. My mother-in-law took away the dishes and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes. When she saw the breakfast I left for Yiyi, she shook her head. I saw her side face, her expression seemed a little cold.
……
It was another refreshing morning, and I woke up again before the alarm clock rang
I quietly took away the arms and legs that were resting on my body, and carefully covered the blanket for naked Yiyi. I turned over and got out of bed and opened the curtains.
The sky is already bright, and birds are flying past outside the window, and the fresh air floats into the window, making the birds singing and the fragrance of flowers
Walk out of the bedroom and into the bathroom...
Hi, it's so early today?
This has happened many times. I came out early in the morning to wash and bump into my mother-in-law.
But I still have no habit, but at least I will not walk out of the bedroom in pairs of shorts anymore
Unfortunately, my mother-in-law has no sense of self-consciousness at all. She is wearing underwear that is not serious and pajamas that are not serious. She didn't even get rid of her morning erection this morning, but she met such a woman. How could I get used to it?
Mom, morning
I walked into the bathroom without squinting, took my toothbrush, and my mother-in-law moved to the side and made a room for me.
Brushing teeth in front of the mirror with sleepy eyes, I saw the deep cleavage of my mother-in-law bent in the mirror
At this moment, I really hate men's biological instinct that always looks at women's breasts. I always stare at other people's breasts, and it is impossible for her to not be noticed.
Sure enough, she raised her head and met my gaze in front of the mirror. She smiled and I hurriedly moved away
The mother-in-law poked my waist with her arm and said: Oh, will you go running later?
Um
Take me with you
I looked at her in surprise, nodded, and replied with a pity: OK
She changed into a light blue sports vest, tight and tight sports cropped pants, small tennis shoes, and a ponytail, which made her look heroic and cool.
The styling sports vest only wraps around the plump breasts, revealing the navel and waist
Her waist is much more solid than Yiyi's slender willow waist, but she can even see the outline of her abdominal muscles!
Walking out of the unit building, taking a deep breath of the morning air, I really want to scream
Walk downstairs to the entrance of the community, and move the joints while walking along the way
My mother-in-law followed me, looking very excited, with a smile like autumn water on her face, and she was also stretching her body while walking.
Forget it, I will not look at her anymore, so as not to suck my cleavage squeezed out by the fixed sports vest, like a black hole.
When I walked to the entrance of the community, I was about to start running. I squatted down and wanted to press down my legs. My mother-in-law said anxiously: What are you doing!?
Why did she suddenly become so excited? I looked at her in confusion and said: Stretch Ah
She pulled me up and raised the tone several times, saying: The stretching before exercise is meaningless and even harmful!
What?
Damn it, isn’t it normal to press your legs before exercise?
This has refreshed my understanding
She continued: If you force stretching before your body has heat, it will easily damage the tendons and joints. After all, we are not the kind of age that we can get better if we sprain ankle and strain it.
I was confused and asked with a stuttering question: Then... I don’t need to do any warm-up before exercise?
Not so, stretching is divided into static dynamics. Just do dynamic stretching. For example, if we stretch our hands and feet all the way, we will stretch dynamically. I will teach you a few movements.
I followed her and the movements were not complicated, a bit like the radio gymnastics I did when I was studying in the past
I will teach you the greatest stretching. This movement is very suitable for a little exercise before doing it. It can mobilize the muscles of the whole body. Follow me to try it
The mother-in-law bent her left leg forward and knee 90 degrees, her right leg stretched back into a lunge, her body leaned forward and formed a straight line with her hind legs, her body rotated to the left and pushed her chest 45 degrees, and her right hand supported the ground and raised her left hand towards the sky
The legs that are straight to the body are round and slender, and are tied up by sports pants to form a very perfect curve
The curve of her hips is even more thrilling. It can be said that the more protruding she is in front, the more perky she is in the back!
Speaking of bulge, I really don't bother to find any words to describe her breasts. The movement of pushing her chest sideways makes her breasts press against her knees... I still stopped looking, and I couldn't take my eyes off at first glance
Come on, you can try it too
My mother-in-law's words brought me back to reality. I took a step and tried to imitate her movements.
No, you pull the lunge apart first... and then open it a little, press down on your body, straight line! Well, turn around...
She held my shoulder and helped me do my movements well. I was pressing my body, and she was half-squatting, huh?
Why did I see a pillow that seemed to be slightly folded from it... not right!
It's her tits!
Fuck, this is too close!
A faint warm fragrance penetrated into my nose, and the distance between her breasts and my face was not as long as my cock!
I even saw a little sweat on the tender soft flesh
Looking up, where are you looking? Look at your hands that raise your eyes to the sky, which will stretch your trapezoid
What are you looking at? I almost staggered and fell down. I quickly deceived myself and eliminated my distractions in my heart and did what she said. I kept this action for 10 seconds, and then changed to one side for 10 seconds, and did 3 sets in a row.
Your body is too stiff, so don't do static stretching before warming up, it's easy to hurt
She patted my shoulder and smiled, and turned her head to prevent her from seeing my expression, curled her lips, and said intimately: If you can't do the right thing, who do you think it's wrong?
After 3 sets of great stretching, the whole body is moving, and finally you can start running
(About the greatest stretching, what are the specific movements, what are the key points of the movements, interested friends will recommend them on Baidu and force them)
I still went to the nearby school because running on a plastic track is much less pressure on my knees than ordinary roads. After all, I still have a large weight.
Running from the community to the school, and then on the track for 5 laps. At first, she just followed me, and slowly she began to lead half a position ahead of me. I even felt that she was waiting for me, which made me feel a little dissatisfied.
Unfortunately, if you don't accept it, many things in the world will be much simpler
The pedometer shows that I have run 35 kilometers. In order to keep up with her, my breathing is already messed up. Running as an aerobic exercise is done.
I changed to running away. My mother-in-law ran out a few steps and found that I didn't follow me. She stopped and looked at me and said: Can't run?
I've really misunderstood. The first impression my mother-in-law gave me was that she looked lazy and lazy. I didn't expect that she was not on the same level as me in sports.
Somehow, an idea flashed through me: This woman must be difficult to control in bed, right?
I have to... buy vegetables... make breakfast for Yiyi
I tried my best to smooth my breath, but I still looked embarrassed when I said it.
My mother-in-law inserted her waist and smiled slightly, but she didn't expose me
Looking at her expression, I was too lazy to hold on and said: I was jogging slowly by myself, but I could barely run down four or five kilometers, but you ran too fast and it was too much trouble to keep up with you.
I can't stop immediately after running, I have to walk for a while. My mother-in-law, who obviously didn't get enough to run, stopped running and followed me with a brisk step.
If you want to lose weight, it is important to do aerobic time. It is good to run slowly for half an hour. But... If you want to improve your endurance and make yourself more powerful in something, it is better to run with a step
She had a very serious pronunciation on these three words: "Something" and her expression was ambiguous. I was poked with important consequences and pretended to be stupid: "Something? What's the matter?"
She curled her lips and said: Unless you like muscles and fitness, are you men trying hard to exercise for that time? Why can't you satisfy your wife?
I just took a sip of water and sprayed it out suddenly. I choked on the trachea unexpectedly. When I coughed it out, it sprayed out from my nose. It hurts so much that I was a stingy man crying
Mother-in-law patted my back: I can't hydrate immediately after strenuous exercise, I choked
Damn, who is the fault of this? Ah!
There are some simple outdoor equipment on the side of the court. My mother-in-law said that it would be better to do static stretching after warming up. After all, the few kilometers just now were just a warm-up for her.
There is a row of equipment next to the stadium called ribbed racks, with many horizontal poles that can be climbed upwards.
The mother-in-law raised one leg and directly put it on the fourth pole from bottom to top. Both legs were split into a shape, and her body was pressed inward, pressing her whole body against the raised long legs.
The fourth and the pole are taller than hers. My mother-in-law pressed her for a while and saw me standing stupidly, and said with a smile: You try too
I put my legs on the first pole, yes, that's OK
Put it on the second pole and fuck it!
It hurts so much!
She saw me persisting for a while and then gave up, and stopped her and said: Don’t rush to let go, if you want to improve the quality of your exercise, your body toughness must be turned on. Now, after running, the whole body is hot and the most suitable for stretching
I looked at her and from my perspective, I happened to see her round breasts on her sexy thighs. I couldn't help but look at her lower body... This scene is a man who will have a bold idea when he sees it.
If you use this posture, then...
I was distracted, and then a severe pain almost instantly hit my body, and I had cramps!
I screamed and put down my legs, grinning in pain, almost rolling on the ground
What's wrong? I'm having a cramp? Your posture is wrong. I was about to say that you are here and lie down on the grass. I'll take a look
My whole right leg was so broken that I couldn't straighten my waist. I quickly lay down when I heard this, and my mother-in-law pressed and pinched my body. I asked: Where did you pull it? Does it hurt? What about this? You lie down first...
She grabbed my legs and asked me to move slowly in the direction she guided. The cramps finally gradually relieved. Then her two little hands pressed my tight thigh muscles very strongly. When her tender but very powerful little hands pressed, the muscles on her legs seemed to have become crispy and quickly relaxed.
Finally, she asked me to lie on the ground, and a small foot wearing cotton socks stepped on me, shaking my legs back and forth with her feet.
what to do?
This feels...it's really cool!
That little foot stepped on my thighs, waist, and even my butt...wow!
Really, I can't describe what it feels like. In short, I really want her to step on my whole body!
Okay, turn it over and step on the front, and the rectus femoris is probably still tense... huh?
I turned around, closed my eyes and waited for her little feet to trample on me, but I didn't see her taking any action for a long time
I opened one eye and glanced at her. Seeing her staring at a part of me with a smile, I followed her gaze and found a tall tent in my crotch!
My face turned red as soon as I rubbed my face and felt like it was burning with fire.
At this time, she stretched out her little feet and actually kicked her gently at the tent, saying: Are there cramps here too?
I almost jumped up with a carp and said stammeringly: No, no...what...I feel much better, no need to make it happen...well, no cramps...
She laughed, but her short smile was quickly suppressed by her, and her fingertips smoothed the corners of her eyes. I noticed some crow's feet that appeared in the corners of her eyes when she smiled. This may be the few traces left by time on her body.
I quietly pulled my pants, adjusted the position of a certain part, coughed dryly, and said calmly: It's almost time, I have to go buy groceries
Let's go together, what to eat today?
Recently I have received some harassing text messages
It is not a spam message such as advertisements or Mark Six that will be automatically blocked by the system, but a targeted SMS harassment incident.
The other party is a strange number, see if the location is our local one
The other party’s first text message is very simple, just a few words: handsome guy, are you making an appointment?
I deleted it as soon as I saw this text message, thinking it was some kind of prostitution information, although it was a bit strange why this information was distributed through text messages, rather than searching for nearby people on WeChat or QQ.
But not long after, the text message of that number was sent again, and the content was still so vulgar: Is the handsome guy making an appointment? I really want to have sex with you!
I ignored the other party and deleted the text message when I saw it, but this matter did not go over
The other party's number will send a text message every once in a while. The content is very vulgar and explicit without exception. You can see between the lines that the other party even has some information on me, which makes me have to doubt it.
The first thing I think of is Yiyi
Recently, I have been busy with my time and always go out early and come back late. Of course, I don’t have a clear conscience, because I don’t work overtime every time I come back late, and occasionally I go to Tongtong to steal some fishy food.
Could it be that Yiyi saw something?
She is testing me?
Or she actually didn't see anything. She was just too idle at home all day long and was thinking too much?
One night, before going to bed, I tested her
Wife, have you sent any strange text messages recently?
Yiyi, who was playing with her phone, shrank her phone into her arms, and her tone had a subtle ups and downs. She asked: SMS? What kind of SMS?
What's the matter with Ah or something
No...no Ah!
Is that true? Recently I received several text messages like this. The other party is an unfamiliar number. I thought you were bored at home and were having fun.
In fact, there are far more than a few text messages, and the number of messages is sent every day is getting more and more explicit. I even hinted that the other party is someone I know. Sometimes it really makes me feel itchy. Even if it is just a prank, I have to pull the other party out.
Yiyi twisted my thigh and said viciously: Bah! I'm not that boring, are you calling the phone on the small card stuffed in the hotel? No wonder they came to you, I haven't done it with you recently, can't hold it in?
I beg for mercy quickly: How can I? Am I that kind of person?
Yiyi stretched out her hand to scratch my waist. Actually, I was not afraid of itching, so I cooperated to hide. The two of them played on the bed for a long time. I suddenly grabbed the pink fist that she was hitting, hugged her, and said: Wife, I haven’t done it for a long time. I miss you so much!
You have been back so late late recently, and you go to bed as soon as you come back. I'm afraid you're too tired
I felt guilty and hugged her tightly: Wife...I'm sorry
This voice of sorry contained a lot of meaning, but Yiyi didn't hear it. She moved in my arms and said: OK, why are you so sensational? It doesn't look like you just want to do it, come and do it, let's see me squeeze you dry!
I smiled, stripped her all over, and shouted: Come on, see if I fuck you so much that I beg for mercy!
It seems that the text message is not Yiyi...
……
On the weekend, I slept in a rare sleep, but I was just lazy, but I slept until 8 o'clock.
I bought the vegetables for the whole day when I got home, and I went into the kitchen and started to get busy.
Yiyi slipped into the kitchen and took a look. She looked like a lazy cat with sleepy eyes.
What to eat?
noodle
Isn’t there any noodles? You have to knead the noodles yourself?
Making Ramen Ah I'm making lunch directly. If you are hungry, eat some fruit first.
Knead the noodles into a ball, and you can prepare other auxiliary materials when you wake up.
But after searching in the kitchen for a while, I remembered that I didn't take the dishes I bought this morning and threw them on the table in the living room.
I walked out of the kitchen and came to the living room, and then saw a picture that was a bit difficult to describe
The mother-in-law was carrying a bag of plastic bags containing vegetables in each hand, constantly bent over and straightened, constantly picking up the plastic bags and putting them down.
It seems that bent down is not correct. Her waist is not bent, but she just leans forward and puts down the bag in her hand.
I looked at me twice and asked: Mom, why are you doing?
Oh, I'm practicing deadlift, this is using my buttocks to pull up my entire upper body. Look, like this... I can practice my buttocks, but I don't have thick legs.
She said and demonstrated
The close-fitting sweatpants wrapped around the plump and perky butt, and raised it towards me again and again
Sometimes I really don’t know if she is thick or intentional. I swallowed and said: That... I want to use the dishes in your hand. If you want to find a weight-bearing, there will be dumbbells on the balcony.
Oh, sorry, give it to... A red cloud flew across her face. The shame made me stunned. I took the plastic bag in a daze. I didn't even put a single fart in the kitchen and went back to cook.
Occasionally, I came out of the kitchen and saw my mother-in-law still doing some movements with mats in the living room. I didn’t expect that she was still a fitness enthusiast.
The pickled beef was roasted on the charcoal fire, and the fragrance spread out. Someone was attracted to him and shouted outside the door: Wow, what's so fragrant! Have barbecue for lunch?
I looked for the sound and it was my mother-in-law
It's still tight sports cropped pants, a small vest with a waist exposed, as if it's a loss if it doesn't expose her vague vest thread.
Sweat wet her clothes, and there was a very impactful visual temptation. I turned my head with difficulty, for fear that I would stare at her for too long and didn't pay attention to the heat, so that the good beef would be scrapped.
Noodle for lunch
Do you need barbecue for noodles?
I smiled, turned the beef aside, and said: It's a weekend, I'll take more effort
Wow, that must be delicious. I'll take a shower later, so I can make lunch, right?
OK, I'll wait for you
Soon after, the sound of the water heater ignition came from the bathroom next door, and the sound of running water.
I couldn't help but stop the kitchen knife in my hand, looked up at the sky, thinking about what kind of scene the mother-in-law who was taking a bath in the bathroom was like
That figure... is really more popular than Zhuang Ru. It is very well controlled where it should be raised and where it should not be grown.
Although the waist is not as slim as Yiyi and Tongtong before pregnancy, this plump flesh is enough to be fatal to men.
I shook my head and cursed myself at the beast
That's my mother-in-law!
How can I have such bad thoughts... Uh, it's not illegal to think about it?
Sometimes things like thinking and consciousness are not something that can be controlled by humans, right?
Actually, I didn't realize that my thinking was not under control, it was just because at this time, it was almost the lower body thinking on my behalf.
The water heater went out, the sound of running water stopped. After a while, the sound of the bathroom door opening, and then Yiyi screamed
Mom! Why don’t you wear clothes?
The knife I used to cut lotus roots to almost cut it into my hand
Damn, what's going on?
Not wearing clothes?
Mother-in-law's voice sounded: Why are you surprised? At home
My husband is at home! Can you pay attention?
OK OK OK I'll wear it now
There was no movement outside, but my thoughts drifted away
Not wearing clothes?
How big is that breast?
What shape?
Is the areola big?
What color?
Well, no, right? No matter what, at least I should have worn bras and underwear. I remember when the weather was hot, I only wore underwear at home, and I was also complained that I didn’t wear clothes. Maybe the clothes Yiyi mentioned just now should refer to outerwear...
The hot oil burst sound woke me up, and I realized that the oil temperature was too high. I quickly turned off the heat and eliminated all kinds of distractions to start cooking.
At noon, when I brought the bowl out of the kitchen, the mother and daughter were already sitting at the dining table waiting eagerly, as if waiting for the keeper to feed it, quite funny
A rich golden soup base, beef slices arranged along the bowl, fried until golden lotus root slices and tomato curd, cut them in half, and then slightly decorated with crushed peanuts, chopped green onions, and corn kernels, which is very good for the appearance.
The mother-in-law took out her cell phone and took pictures, and it seemed that she wanted to eat first in the circle of friends.
Yiyi scooped a spoonful of soup with a spoonful and tasted it, and moaned: Well, Wave! It’s super delicious!
The mother-in-law also took a quick taste and showed the same reaction
I picked up a little bit of the noodles, frowned, tasted it, and sighed: Failed
Ah? Why did it fail? Yiyi tasted the noodles, chewed for a while, and said: I think it's okay Ah
Well, I added the soup base to powdered taro, and the soup I cooked should have complemented the noodles I used with potato flour, but unfortunately it ruined my basic skills. After all, I haven't tried making ramen myself. The noodles were not good, some were thick and thin, the taste was not good, and the taste was not even, which wasted my efforts to process each auxiliary material separately, just like French cuisine. I was satisfied with the lotus root twice.
The mother-in-law was stunned, and Yiyi ate the noodles indifferently and said: It's not that bad. I think it's delicious. Ah's handmade ramen is not like this?
The mother-in-law also nodded and said: Yes, you have too high requirements for yourself, right? Isn’t it just a bowl of noodles? You are all obsessive-compulsive disorder
I shook my head with a wry smile and didn't explain much. They thought it was OK.
After lunch, I was in the kitchen holding the remaining dough in the morning, wondering if the dough was not reconciled?
Which step was not done well?
What is the trick to be strong in the face?
What are the requirements for the ramen technique?
What's wrong? I'm stunned here
Mother-in-law walked into the kitchen and asked as she looked at the dough in my hand.
I shook my head and said: Where is Yiyi?
Go back to the house
oh……
Why are you depressed? Are you still struggling with that bowl of noodles? I think you have made it very well and you have too high requirements. According to the standards you mentioned, I guess you have to be a master of noodles for at least many years before you can do it. Could it be that you still want to open a noodle shop by yourself?
I was stunned for a moment, and found that I was really stubborn. I smiled bitterly and threw the dough aside, saying: Well, this is really just the second time I made ramen. It's really too pretentious to show this posture, and I underestimate other people's ramen too much. Thank you, I'm going to do it
She looked at me slightly with a slight smile on her lips
I met her eyes and found that our distance seemed too close. I instinctively took a step back halfway
She noticed my small movement of taking a step back, looked away at me, looked at the messy pots and pans, and said: OK, don't worry about it, let me get some hygiene, you go out first
I was kicked out of the kitchen by her. When I walked to the door, my voice came from behind: But... a serious man is very attractive!
After lunch, my mother-in-law had no intention of leaving
She doesn't live with us, but I don't work at home, so she will come over to cook for Yiyi to eat
If I work overtime, she will cook dinner for Yiyi, but basically she will go back after Yiyi’s meal.
It's just that there are a few times when she stays for the night, but that basically happens when I work overtime very late.
But recently she has come here more and more frequently, and she stays for overnight more and more times. But what do you think she is staying here for this rare weekend day?
Isn’t this a way for us couple?
It is not convenient to kiss your wife with her little hands
OK, this is nothing. If you want to be intimate with your wife, just go back to the room and close the door.
But the problem is that this mother-in-law is really annoying!
For example, at this moment, she was wading on the sofa, and her loose T-shirt was rolled and wrinkled. Can the loose collar not always expose her cleavage?
And those hot pants, can they be slightly longer?
The butt is almost exposed
Um?
What's wrong with a subtle bulge on the chest?
Don't wear a bra?
Isn't this too unscrupulous?
No, no matter what, I don't believe that someone will be so unsuspected
Could it be that she is seducing me?
If so, what is her purpose?
Test my sn in law?
Or is it that the mother and daughter join forces to test me?
No, I have heard of finding my best friend to test my boyfriend, and I have never heard of asking my mother to test my husband. This is too nonsense
Dongdongdongdongdong
The phone suddenly rang and the message prompt sound. I took out my phone and looked at it. I thought it was a spam push from which app, but I didn't expect it to be a text message.
Handsome guy, I miss you so much that I miss you!
This number, this text message
Just when I wanted to delete it casually, I suddenly had an inspiration
Why is Yiyi always not next to me when this text message comes?
It seems that the person who sends the text message can always confirm this
At first I thought the other party was Yiyi. The first time I asked her, her behavior was a bit weird, but I didn't dare to confirm that it was her, because if this was a wife's test of her husband, then the text message was sent too frequently. I think I can call the police for the degree of harassment.
I looked at my mother-in-law and saw her lying on the sofa, holding her cell phone in her hand, as if she was typing and chatting with someone else.
Could it be her?
For the first time, I replied to this text message, the content is just a number 1
The mother-in-law's phone did not send any prompts for letters, but this did not mean anything. She kept clicking on the screen with her finger. If she was chatting with someone, her phone would not ring. Maybe she was silent.
Dongdongdongdongdong
Soon my phone rang again and the other party replied to a message
So touched Ah! The handsome guy finally replied to me! What does this 1 mean? Is it the current shape of a certain part of yours?
I frowned. If it's so vulgar, I really think the other person is a man. That's so fucking perverted.
I replied: Who are you? I will call the police if I harass me again!
I'm your fan! You won't call the police. In fact, you can guess who I am, but you don't dare to admit it.
I looked at my mother-in-law and saw that there was an inexplicable smile on her face. I don’t know if it was my illusion, but the smile seemed very proud.
Could it be her?
It was summer solstice, and a faint blue light slipped in through the gaps in the curtains and told me that it was already dawn outside.
Yiyi is still asleep. In order to avoid waking her, I turned off the preset alarm clock and climbed out of bed with slight feet.
In order to make breakfast for Yiyi, I have to wake up for an hour earlier than before getting married every day, and a new biological clock has been formed
Wearing a pair of big shorts, I was half asleep and half awake, and I was stunned before I could walk in.
Hum? A woman made a puzzled voice and turned to look at me
She was disheveled, had a toothbrush in her mouth, and was wearing a close-fitting pajamas.
These pajamas are different from Yiyi's large-sized loose nightgowns. They have thin suspenders, thin fabrics, and two subtle bulges on the round mountain. No matter how you look, you don't wear a bra inside, and your navel is exposed.
The lower body is even more excessive. A pair of small briefs, only the important part is covered with a small piece of triangular fabric, and then two straps are wrapped around the waist and a bow is tied on the thigh.
I just woke up and didn’t have a clear idea. I stared at this body for a long time until the other party greeted me: It’s so early, why did I get up so early?
I woke up suddenly, and didn't bother to answer, turned around and left, back to the room and put on my jersey and pants.
What is this? When did the mother-in-law come?
During this period of time, I have to work overtime every day. When I get home, I can basically take a shower and go to bed.
Yiyi once mentioned to me that she could ask her mother to take care of her when I was busy, but I didn't think much about it.
When her mother came, she was basically during the day, and I was not at home. When I got home, her mother had already gone back.
Occasionally, the mother-in-law will take Yiyi back to her parents' home for a few days, but it is the first time she has come to me for a night.
It was late at night when I came back last night. Yiyi had already fallen asleep. I took a shower and went to bed. I didn't even turn on the light at home. I didn't know my mother-in-law was
Having said that…what happened to that dress?
Although I understood wearing underwear early in the morning, didn’t I also wear boxer underwear and plan to go out to wash?
But does the mother-in-law usually wear such underwear?
If this is her hobby, then this hobby is a bit too bold
I looked down and saw that my dick was a little restless in my crotch. I thought it was because my morning erection had not yet subsided. Well, that must be the case!
After hiding in the bedroom for 5 minutes, I guess my mother-in-law had finished washing up, so I sneaked out of the room.
However, I was obviously too stupid to equate the time for women to wash my clothes. When I walked to the bathroom door, my mother-in-law was humming a little while looking at her big wavy hair in the mirror while humming a little.
Oh, Shuquan, what were you doing in a panic just now?
My mother-in-law greeted me, letting me avoid it
Of course, she was still wearing the same outfit just now, and she actually asked me what I was panicking!
Is she not aware of herself or is she fooling me?
The round breasts that were almost cracked, and the underwear that could be pulled off with a tying strap, really made me wonder where to look.
Fortunately, thanks to my dull personality, I usually don’t show my emotions. No matter how my heart rolls, the emotions expressed through facial expressions will always fade a lot.
I cleared my throat and said: Mom, when did you come? I suddenly saw someone scared me
Oh, I came yesterday, you came back late, maybe I didn't notice it
After I came back to the room and came out, I had already put on my clothes. She should be able to see why I hurried back, but she didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with her dress. After using a hairpin to clean her hair, she began to wash her face with a towel.
Although it hasn't been long since I lived with Yiyi, I have a little understanding of some aspects of women. At least in terms of washing my face, Yiyi told me that I can't wash my face directly after wearing makeup.
Seeing her mother-in-law rubbing her face with a towel, she must be like her bare face.
Didn’t Yiyi say that the reason why her mother looks so young is because of her makeup?
But now, her appearance without makeup is not much different from wearing makeup. Ah!
This looks, this figure, this...is this really her mother?
Isn't it really a sister or something?
The bathroom was occupied by my mother-in-law, so I didn't dare to stay anymore. I put on my running shoes and hurried out.
After running for three kilometers, I went to the morning market to buy some vegetables. It was almost 7 o'clock when I got home.
Yiyi hadn't gotten up yet, and her mother-in-law was fiddling with her in the guest room.
I took the time to take a shower and wash, and then started making breakfast
My mother-in-law was attracted by the movements I had in the kitchen and asked curiously outside the door: What are you doing?
Make breakfast
After a concise answer, I glanced at her casually and saw that she finally put on her clothes.
She wore a loose short-sleeved T-shirt with beige hot pants
Well, I once asked Yiyi why her breasts were obviously very good, but her clothes were not showing her breasts. Yiyi told me that she was not good at showing her breasts.
After seeing my mother-in-law wearing this outfit, I really realized why my breasts are too big to make the trendy
A T-shirt that was originally trendy and simple was worn on the mother-in-law and was supported by two balls of flesh on her chest. After the loose style was supported, the belly part was not posted on her body at all, making her look a little weird and fat!
But... no wonder I have a bad dressing style. For me, the bulging like two mountains is the best place. It doesn’t matter whether it is tide or not!
The beige hot pants are too short, just like the boxer underwear I was wearing, just holding my hips, and my two round long legs were exposed so generously, which made me unable to help but take a look at them.
To be honest, such a beautiful woman, every time I call her, I have to overcome a lot of psychological barriers before
The mother-in-law stretched her neck and looked in and asked: What should I eat in the morning? Do you have my share?
I waved my hand and told her not to go into the kitchen, saying: Yes, yes, it's fine later
What I made in the morning was mixed with rice noodles. The rice noodles were bought from the vegetable market. You just need to make the sauce and mix it.
The sauce is mainly the soup made from tomatoes. When the tomatoes in the pot are boiled out of water, add the chopped lean meat and crispy fried bean curd. When the lean meat is fried until it changes color, add a little sugar to improve freshness, add a little soy sauce to adjust the color, and finally add a little salt, then concentrate the soup and be completed.
Seeing me getting the pot, my mother-in-law clapped her hands and shouted: I'll call Yaya
Yaya is the nickname of the mother-in-law Yiyi. It is said that Yiyi, who hadn't learned to speak when she was a child, liked to call her yaya. It happened to be the name Yiyi, and the nickname was Yaya.
I called my mother-in-law and said: No, it's only 7 o'clock now. Usually she won't get up before I go out. Just ask her to get up and keep her angry.
Drink the soup on the rice noodles, and then inject the secret beef sauce made by me as my soul. After mixing the rice noodles, I handed the bowl to my mother-in-law who was looking forward to it at the door and asked her to take it out. The remaining bowl of rice noodles, I put the tomato sauce and beef sauce in two bowls, and after Yiyi got up, she could eat it.
Sit down at the dining table, and my mother-in-law waited for me to take my seat before turning on her chopsticks
She couldn't wait to take a bite and exclaimed: Well... well! This girl didn't lie to me, you really know how to cook! Why is it so delicious? I kept saliva as soon as I put it in my mouth
Every time someone praises me for cooking, I always smile indifferently. After all, I have to maintain the style of not expressing my feelings.
I explained: I made my own beef sauce, which contains my own fried sesame seeds. Of course, the fermented black beans are also secretly made by someone in my hometown, supplemented with ginger, green onion, garlic and beef tenderloin. The first time I eat it, I have a strong taste impact.
Homemade beef sauce? Can I bring some back? This noodles are so delicious!
Of course, it can be a bit greasy if you just add this sauce to the noodles. Cooking some tomato sauce like me will make the taste very refreshing. The noodles and flour are delicious
The mother-in-law took another bite and said: Forget it, if that girl knows that I will still go with your stuff, especially for food, I will have to hurry back and teach me if I have time.
I murmured in my heart that Yiyi had been asking me to teach her cooking before, but she gave up soon and felt that it would be easier to call my husband to cook.
After a bowl of rice noodles, my mother-in-law seemed to be unsatisfied, and her eyes became extremely gentle when she looked at me. She asked: Do you make breakfast for your wife every day?
Um
Wow, then you really love your wife Ah, Yaya picked up the treasure
I noticed that the tone of my mother-in-law was not the same as the joy that my daughter should have when she found a good husband. She continued: You don’t have to spoil her too much. She will solve the problem with breakfast by herself. Don’t I come here to cook her often, so late at night, so don’t get up so early in the morning
Is this a biological daughter?
Why does it feel like an old mother is advising her son not to spoil the daughter-in-law she dislikes
I smiled faintly and said: Just breakfast, let’s say she is pregnant. I’m so busy with work and I don’t have time to take care of her. I’ll try to do whatever I can.
I also cleaned the rice noodles in the bowl. My mother-in-law took away the dishes and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes. When she saw the breakfast I left for Yiyi, she shook her head. I saw her side face, her expression seemed a little cold.
……
It was another refreshing morning, and I woke up again before the alarm clock rang
I quietly took away the arms and legs that were resting on my body, and carefully covered the blanket for naked Yiyi. I turned over and got out of bed and opened the curtains.
The sky is already bright, and birds are flying past outside the window, and the fresh air floats into the window, making the birds singing and the fragrance of flowers
Walk out of the bedroom and into the bathroom...
Hi, it's so early today?
This has happened many times. I came out early in the morning to wash and bump into my mother-in-law.
But I still have no habit, but at least I will not walk out of the bedroom in pairs of shorts anymore
Unfortunately, my mother-in-law has no sense of self-consciousness at all. She is wearing underwear that is not serious and pajamas that are not serious. She didn't even get rid of her morning erection this morning, but she met such a woman. How could I get used to it?
Mom, morning
I walked into the bathroom without squinting, took my toothbrush, and my mother-in-law moved to the side and made a room for me.
Brushing teeth in front of the mirror with sleepy eyes, I saw the deep cleavage of my mother-in-law bent in the mirror
At this moment, I really hate men's biological instinct that always looks at women's breasts. I always stare at other people's breasts, and it is impossible for her to not be noticed.
Sure enough, she raised her head and met my gaze in front of the mirror. She smiled and I hurriedly moved away
The mother-in-law poked my waist with her arm and said: Oh, will you go running later?
Um
Take me with you
I looked at her in surprise, nodded, and replied with a pity: OK
She changed into a light blue sports vest, tight and tight sports cropped pants, small tennis shoes, and a ponytail, which made her look heroic and cool.
The styling sports vest only wraps around the plump breasts, revealing the navel and waist
Her waist is much more solid than Yiyi's slender willow waist, but she can even see the outline of her abdominal muscles!
Walking out of the unit building, taking a deep breath of the morning air, I really want to scream
Walk downstairs to the entrance of the community, and move the joints while walking along the way
My mother-in-law followed me, looking very excited, with a smile like autumn water on her face, and she was also stretching her body while walking.
Forget it, I will not look at her anymore, so as not to suck my cleavage squeezed out by the fixed sports vest, like a black hole.
When I walked to the entrance of the community, I was about to start running. I squatted down and wanted to press down my legs. My mother-in-law said anxiously: What are you doing!?
Why did she suddenly become so excited? I looked at her in confusion and said: Stretch Ah
She pulled me up and raised the tone several times, saying: The stretching before exercise is meaningless and even harmful!
What?
Damn it, isn’t it normal to press your legs before exercise?
This has refreshed my understanding
She continued: If you force stretching before your body has heat, it will easily damage the tendons and joints. After all, we are not the kind of age that we can get better if we sprain ankle and strain it.
I was confused and asked with a stuttering question: Then... I don’t need to do any warm-up before exercise?
Not so, stretching is divided into static dynamics. Just do dynamic stretching. For example, if we stretch our hands and feet all the way, we will stretch dynamically. I will teach you a few movements.
I followed her and the movements were not complicated, a bit like the radio gymnastics I did when I was studying in the past
I will teach you the greatest stretching. This movement is very suitable for a little exercise before doing it. It can mobilize the muscles of the whole body. Follow me to try it
The mother-in-law bent her left leg forward and knee 90 degrees, her right leg stretched back into a lunge, her body leaned forward and formed a straight line with her hind legs, her body rotated to the left and pushed her chest 45 degrees, and her right hand supported the ground and raised her left hand towards the sky
The legs that are straight to the body are round and slender, and are tied up by sports pants to form a very perfect curve
The curve of her hips is even more thrilling. It can be said that the more protruding she is in front, the more perky she is in the back!
Speaking of bulge, I really don't bother to find any words to describe her breasts. The movement of pushing her chest sideways makes her breasts press against her knees... I still stopped looking, and I couldn't take my eyes off at first glance
Come on, you can try it too
My mother-in-law's words brought me back to reality. I took a step and tried to imitate her movements.
No, you pull the lunge apart first... and then open it a little, press down on your body, straight line! Well, turn around...
She held my shoulder and helped me do my movements well. I was pressing my body, and she was half-squatting, huh?
Why did I see a pillow that seemed to be slightly folded from it... not right!
It's her tits!
Fuck, this is too close!
A faint warm fragrance penetrated into my nose, and the distance between her breasts and my face was not as long as my cock!
I even saw a little sweat on the tender soft flesh
Looking up, where are you looking? Look at your hands that raise your eyes to the sky, which will stretch your trapezoid
What are you looking at? I almost staggered and fell down. I quickly deceived myself and eliminated my distractions in my heart and did what she said. I kept this action for 10 seconds, and then changed to one side for 10 seconds, and did 3 sets in a row.
Your body is too stiff, so don't do static stretching before warming up, it's easy to hurt
She patted my shoulder and smiled, and turned her head to prevent her from seeing my expression, curled her lips, and said intimately: If you can't do the right thing, who do you think it's wrong?
After 3 sets of great stretching, the whole body is moving, and finally you can start running
(About the greatest stretching, what are the specific movements, what are the key points of the movements, interested friends will recommend them on Baidu and force them)
I still went to the nearby school because running on a plastic track is much less pressure on my knees than ordinary roads. After all, I still have a large weight.
Running from the community to the school, and then on the track for 5 laps. At first, she just followed me, and slowly she began to lead half a position ahead of me. I even felt that she was waiting for me, which made me feel a little dissatisfied.
Unfortunately, if you don't accept it, many things in the world will be much simpler
The pedometer shows that I have run 35 kilometers. In order to keep up with her, my breathing is already messed up. Running as an aerobic exercise is done.
I changed to running away. My mother-in-law ran out a few steps and found that I didn't follow me. She stopped and looked at me and said: Can't run?
I've really misunderstood. The first impression my mother-in-law gave me was that she looked lazy and lazy. I didn't expect that she was not on the same level as me in sports.
Somehow, an idea flashed through me: This woman must be difficult to control in bed, right?
I have to... buy vegetables... make breakfast for Yiyi
I tried my best to smooth my breath, but I still looked embarrassed when I said it.
My mother-in-law inserted her waist and smiled slightly, but she didn't expose me
Looking at her expression, I was too lazy to hold on and said: I was jogging slowly by myself, but I could barely run down four or five kilometers, but you ran too fast and it was too much trouble to keep up with you.
I can't stop immediately after running, I have to walk for a while. My mother-in-law, who obviously didn't get enough to run, stopped running and followed me with a brisk step.
If you want to lose weight, it is important to do aerobic time. It is good to run slowly for half an hour. But... If you want to improve your endurance and make yourself more powerful in something, it is better to run with a step
She had a very serious pronunciation on these three words: "Something" and her expression was ambiguous. I was poked with important consequences and pretended to be stupid: "Something? What's the matter?"
She curled her lips and said: Unless you like muscles and fitness, are you men trying hard to exercise for that time? Why can't you satisfy your wife?
I just took a sip of water and sprayed it out suddenly. I choked on the trachea unexpectedly. When I coughed it out, it sprayed out from my nose. It hurts so much that I was a stingy man crying
Mother-in-law patted my back: I can't hydrate immediately after strenuous exercise, I choked
Damn, who is the fault of this? Ah!
There are some simple outdoor equipment on the side of the court. My mother-in-law said that it would be better to do static stretching after warming up. After all, the few kilometers just now were just a warm-up for her.
There is a row of equipment next to the stadium called ribbed racks, with many horizontal poles that can be climbed upwards.
The mother-in-law raised one leg and directly put it on the fourth pole from bottom to top. Both legs were split into a shape, and her body was pressed inward, pressing her whole body against the raised long legs.
The fourth and the pole are taller than hers. My mother-in-law pressed her for a while and saw me standing stupidly, and said with a smile: You try too
I put my legs on the first pole, yes, that's OK
Put it on the second pole and fuck it!
It hurts so much!
She saw me persisting for a while and then gave up, and stopped her and said: Don’t rush to let go, if you want to improve the quality of your exercise, your body toughness must be turned on. Now, after running, the whole body is hot and the most suitable for stretching
I looked at her and from my perspective, I happened to see her round breasts on her sexy thighs. I couldn't help but look at her lower body... This scene is a man who will have a bold idea when he sees it.
If you use this posture, then...
I was distracted, and then a severe pain almost instantly hit my body, and I had cramps!
I screamed and put down my legs, grinning in pain, almost rolling on the ground
What's wrong? I'm having a cramp? Your posture is wrong. I was about to say that you are here and lie down on the grass. I'll take a look
My whole right leg was so broken that I couldn't straighten my waist. I quickly lay down when I heard this, and my mother-in-law pressed and pinched my body. I asked: Where did you pull it? Does it hurt? What about this? You lie down first...
She grabbed my legs and asked me to move slowly in the direction she guided. The cramps finally gradually relieved. Then her two little hands pressed my tight thigh muscles very strongly. When her tender but very powerful little hands pressed, the muscles on her legs seemed to have become crispy and quickly relaxed.
Finally, she asked me to lie on the ground, and a small foot wearing cotton socks stepped on me, shaking my legs back and forth with her feet.
what to do?
This feels...it's really cool!
That little foot stepped on my thighs, waist, and even my butt...wow!
Really, I can't describe what it feels like. In short, I really want her to step on my whole body!
Okay, turn it over and step on the front, and the rectus femoris is probably still tense... huh?
I turned around, closed my eyes and waited for her little feet to trample on me, but I didn't see her taking any action for a long time
I opened one eye and glanced at her. Seeing her staring at a part of me with a smile, I followed her gaze and found a tall tent in my crotch!
My face turned red as soon as I rubbed my face and felt like it was burning with fire.
At this time, she stretched out her little feet and actually kicked her gently at the tent, saying: Are there cramps here too?
I almost jumped up with a carp and said stammeringly: No, no...what...I feel much better, no need to make it happen...well, no cramps...
She laughed, but her short smile was quickly suppressed by her, and her fingertips smoothed the corners of her eyes. I noticed some crow's feet that appeared in the corners of her eyes when she smiled. This may be the few traces left by time on her body.
I quietly pulled my pants, adjusted the position of a certain part, coughed dryly, and said calmly: It's almost time, I have to go buy groceries
Let's go together, what to eat today?
Recently I have received some harassing text messages
It is not a spam message such as advertisements or Mark Six that will be automatically blocked by the system, but a targeted SMS harassment incident.
The other party is a strange number, see if the location is our local one
The other party’s first text message is very simple, just a few words: handsome guy, are you making an appointment?
I deleted it as soon as I saw this text message, thinking it was some kind of prostitution information, although it was a bit strange why this information was distributed through text messages, rather than searching for nearby people on WeChat or QQ.
But not long after, the text message of that number was sent again, and the content was still so vulgar: Is the handsome guy making an appointment? I really want to have sex with you!
I ignored the other party and deleted the text message when I saw it, but this matter did not go over
The other party's number will send a text message every once in a while. The content is very vulgar and explicit without exception. You can see between the lines that the other party even has some information on me, which makes me have to doubt it.
The first thing I think of is Yiyi
Recently, I have been busy with my time and always go out early and come back late. Of course, I don’t have a clear conscience, because I don’t work overtime every time I come back late, and occasionally I go to Tongtong to steal some fishy food.
Could it be that Yiyi saw something?
She is testing me?
Or she actually didn't see anything. She was just too idle at home all day long and was thinking too much?
One night, before going to bed, I tested her
Wife, have you sent any strange text messages recently?
Yiyi, who was playing with her phone, shrank her phone into her arms, and her tone had a subtle ups and downs. She asked: SMS? What kind of SMS?
What's the matter with Ah or something
No...no Ah!
Is that true? Recently I received several text messages like this. The other party is an unfamiliar number. I thought you were bored at home and were having fun.
In fact, there are far more than a few text messages, and the number of messages is sent every day is getting more and more explicit. I even hinted that the other party is someone I know. Sometimes it really makes me feel itchy. Even if it is just a prank, I have to pull the other party out.
Yiyi twisted my thigh and said viciously: Bah! I'm not that boring, are you calling the phone on the small card stuffed in the hotel? No wonder they came to you, I haven't done it with you recently, can't hold it in?
I beg for mercy quickly: How can I? Am I that kind of person?
Yiyi stretched out her hand to scratch my waist. Actually, I was not afraid of itching, so I cooperated to hide. The two of them played on the bed for a long time. I suddenly grabbed the pink fist that she was hitting, hugged her, and said: Wife, I haven’t done it for a long time. I miss you so much!
You have been back so late late recently, and you go to bed as soon as you come back. I'm afraid you're too tired
I felt guilty and hugged her tightly: Wife...I'm sorry
This voice of sorry contained a lot of meaning, but Yiyi didn't hear it. She moved in my arms and said: OK, why are you so sensational? It doesn't look like you just want to do it, come and do it, let's see me squeeze you dry!
I smiled, stripped her all over, and shouted: Come on, see if I fuck you so much that I beg for mercy!
It seems that the text message is not Yiyi...
……
On the weekend, I slept in a rare sleep, but I was just lazy, but I slept until 8 o'clock.
I bought the vegetables for the whole day when I got home, and I went into the kitchen and started to get busy.
Yiyi slipped into the kitchen and took a look. She looked like a lazy cat with sleepy eyes.
What to eat?
noodle
Isn’t there any noodles? You have to knead the noodles yourself?
Making Ramen Ah I'm making lunch directly. If you are hungry, eat some fruit first.
Knead the noodles into a ball, and you can prepare other auxiliary materials when you wake up.
But after searching in the kitchen for a while, I remembered that I didn't take the dishes I bought this morning and threw them on the table in the living room.
I walked out of the kitchen and came to the living room, and then saw a picture that was a bit difficult to describe
The mother-in-law was carrying a bag of plastic bags containing vegetables in each hand, constantly bent over and straightened, constantly picking up the plastic bags and putting them down.
It seems that bent down is not correct. Her waist is not bent, but she just leans forward and puts down the bag in her hand.
I looked at me twice and asked: Mom, why are you doing?
Oh, I'm practicing deadlift, this is using my buttocks to pull up my entire upper body. Look, like this... I can practice my buttocks, but I don't have thick legs.
She said and demonstrated
The close-fitting sweatpants wrapped around the plump and perky butt, and raised it towards me again and again
Sometimes I really don’t know if she is thick or intentional. I swallowed and said: That... I want to use the dishes in your hand. If you want to find a weight-bearing, there will be dumbbells on the balcony.
Oh, sorry, give it to... A red cloud flew across her face. The shame made me stunned. I took the plastic bag in a daze. I didn't even put a single fart in the kitchen and went back to cook.
Occasionally, I came out of the kitchen and saw my mother-in-law still doing some movements with mats in the living room. I didn’t expect that she was still a fitness enthusiast.
The pickled beef was roasted on the charcoal fire, and the fragrance spread out. Someone was attracted to him and shouted outside the door: Wow, what's so fragrant! Have barbecue for lunch?
I looked for the sound and it was my mother-in-law
It's still tight sports cropped pants, a small vest with a waist exposed, as if it's a loss if it doesn't expose her vague vest thread.
Sweat wet her clothes, and there was a very impactful visual temptation. I turned my head with difficulty, for fear that I would stare at her for too long and didn't pay attention to the heat, so that the good beef would be scrapped.
Noodle for lunch
Do you need barbecue for noodles?
I smiled, turned the beef aside, and said: It's a weekend, I'll take more effort
Wow, that must be delicious. I'll take a shower later, so I can make lunch, right?
OK, I'll wait for you
Soon after, the sound of the water heater ignition came from the bathroom next door, and the sound of running water.
I couldn't help but stop the kitchen knife in my hand, looked up at the sky, thinking about what kind of scene the mother-in-law who was taking a bath in the bathroom was like
That figure... is really more popular than Zhuang Ru. It is very well controlled where it should be raised and where it should not be grown.
Although the waist is not as slim as Yiyi and Tongtong before pregnancy, this plump flesh is enough to be fatal to men.
I shook my head and cursed myself at the beast
That's my mother-in-law!
How can I have such bad thoughts... Uh, it's not illegal to think about it?
Sometimes things like thinking and consciousness are not something that can be controlled by humans, right?
Actually, I didn't realize that my thinking was not under control, it was just because at this time, it was almost the lower body thinking on my behalf.
The water heater went out, the sound of running water stopped. After a while, the sound of the bathroom door opening, and then Yiyi screamed
Mom! Why don’t you wear clothes?
The knife I used to cut lotus roots to almost cut it into my hand
Damn, what's going on?
Not wearing clothes?
Mother-in-law's voice sounded: Why are you surprised? At home
My husband is at home! Can you pay attention?
OK OK OK I'll wear it now
There was no movement outside, but my thoughts drifted away
Not wearing clothes?
How big is that breast?
What shape?
Is the areola big?
What color?
Well, no, right? No matter what, at least I should have worn bras and underwear. I remember when the weather was hot, I only wore underwear at home, and I was also complained that I didn’t wear clothes. Maybe the clothes Yiyi mentioned just now should refer to outerwear...
The hot oil burst sound woke me up, and I realized that the oil temperature was too high. I quickly turned off the heat and eliminated all kinds of distractions to start cooking.
At noon, when I brought the bowl out of the kitchen, the mother and daughter were already sitting at the dining table waiting eagerly, as if waiting for the keeper to feed it, quite funny
A rich golden soup base, beef slices arranged along the bowl, fried until golden lotus root slices and tomato curd, cut them in half, and then slightly decorated with crushed peanuts, chopped green onions, and corn kernels, which is very good for the appearance.
The mother-in-law took out her cell phone and took pictures, and it seemed that she wanted to eat first in the circle of friends.
Yiyi scooped a spoonful of soup with a spoonful and tasted it, and moaned: Well, Wave! It’s super delicious!
The mother-in-law also took a quick taste and showed the same reaction
I picked up a little bit of the noodles, frowned, tasted it, and sighed: Failed
Ah? Why did it fail? Yiyi tasted the noodles, chewed for a while, and said: I think it's okay Ah
Well, I added the soup base to powdered taro, and the soup I cooked should have complemented the noodles I used with potato flour, but unfortunately it ruined my basic skills. After all, I haven't tried making ramen myself. The noodles were not good, some were thick and thin, the taste was not good, and the taste was not even, which wasted my efforts to process each auxiliary material separately, just like French cuisine. I was satisfied with the lotus root twice.
The mother-in-law was stunned, and Yiyi ate the noodles indifferently and said: It's not that bad. I think it's delicious. Ah's handmade ramen is not like this?
The mother-in-law also nodded and said: Yes, you have too high requirements for yourself, right? Isn’t it just a bowl of noodles? You are all obsessive-compulsive disorder
I shook my head with a wry smile and didn't explain much. They thought it was OK.
After lunch, I was in the kitchen holding the remaining dough in the morning, wondering if the dough was not reconciled?
Which step was not done well?
What is the trick to be strong in the face?
What are the requirements for the ramen technique?
What's wrong? I'm stunned here
Mother-in-law walked into the kitchen and asked as she looked at the dough in my hand.
I shook my head and said: Where is Yiyi?
Go back to the house
oh……
Why are you depressed? Are you still struggling with that bowl of noodles? I think you have made it very well and you have too high requirements. According to the standards you mentioned, I guess you have to be a master of noodles for at least many years before you can do it. Could it be that you still want to open a noodle shop by yourself?
I was stunned for a moment, and found that I was really stubborn. I smiled bitterly and threw the dough aside, saying: Well, this is really just the second time I made ramen. It's really too pretentious to show this posture, and I underestimate other people's ramen too much. Thank you, I'm going to do it
She looked at me slightly with a slight smile on her lips
I met her eyes and found that our distance seemed too close. I instinctively took a step back halfway
She noticed my small movement of taking a step back, looked away at me, looked at the messy pots and pans, and said: OK, don't worry about it, let me get some hygiene, you go out first
I was kicked out of the kitchen by her. When I walked to the door, my voice came from behind: But... a serious man is very attractive!
After lunch, my mother-in-law had no intention of leaving
She doesn't live with us, but I don't work at home, so she will come over to cook for Yiyi to eat
If I work overtime, she will cook dinner for Yiyi, but basically she will go back after Yiyi’s meal.
It's just that there are a few times when she stays for the night, but that basically happens when I work overtime very late.
But recently she has come here more and more frequently, and she stays for overnight more and more times. But what do you think she is staying here for this rare weekend day?
Isn’t this a way for us couple?
It is not convenient to kiss your wife with her little hands
OK, this is nothing. If you want to be intimate with your wife, just go back to the room and close the door.
But the problem is that this mother-in-law is really annoying!
For example, at this moment, she was wading on the sofa, and her loose T-shirt was rolled and wrinkled. Can the loose collar not always expose her cleavage?
And those hot pants, can they be slightly longer?
The butt is almost exposed
Um?
What's wrong with a subtle bulge on the chest?
Don't wear a bra?
Isn't this too unscrupulous?
No, no matter what, I don't believe that someone will be so unsuspected
Could it be that she is seducing me?
If so, what is her purpose?
Test my sn in law?
Or is it that the mother and daughter join forces to test me?
No, I have heard of finding my best friend to test my boyfriend, and I have never heard of asking my mother to test my husband. This is too nonsense
Dongdongdongdongdong
The phone suddenly rang and the message prompt sound. I took out my phone and looked at it. I thought it was a spam push from which app, but I didn't expect it to be a text message.
Handsome guy, I miss you so much that I miss you!
This number, this text message
Just when I wanted to delete it casually, I suddenly had an inspiration
Why is Yiyi always not next to me when this text message comes?
It seems that the person who sends the text message can always confirm this
At first I thought the other party was Yiyi. The first time I asked her, her behavior was a bit weird, but I didn't dare to confirm that it was her, because if this was a wife's test of her husband, then the text message was sent too frequently. I think I can call the police for the degree of harassment.
I looked at my mother-in-law and saw her lying on the sofa, holding her cell phone in her hand, as if she was typing and chatting with someone else.
Could it be her?
For the first time, I replied to this text message, the content is just a number 1
The mother-in-law's phone did not send any prompts for letters, but this did not mean anything. She kept clicking on the screen with her finger. If she was chatting with someone, her phone would not ring. Maybe she was silent.
Dongdongdongdongdong
Soon my phone rang again and the other party replied to a message
So touched Ah! The handsome guy finally replied to me! What does this 1 mean? Is it the current shape of a certain part of yours?
I frowned. If it's so vulgar, I really think the other person is a man. That's so fucking perverted.
I replied: Who are you? I will call the police if I harass me again!
I'm your fan! You won't call the police. In fact, you can guess who I am, but you don't dare to admit it.
I looked at my mother-in-law and saw that there was an inexplicable smile on her face. I don’t know if it was my illusion, but the smile seemed very proud.
Could it be her?
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