Fairy Baicao laughed: It's really funny! It turns out that this is what a dirty joke means, it's such a little bad guy! But what does stripping off the hair and dirty jokes have to do?
Wuyue said authentically: If it doesn’t matter, then let the child strip his aunt’s pubic hair? Haha! But this is just a joke. I heard from the Empress that there are only a few lewd women in Dongtian, where did the chastity widows come from?
Fairy Baicao was stunned and then laughed so hard that she fell. Suddenly, she remembered that the thick pussy hair in her crotch was seen by Long'er when she masturbated. Her pussy hair was so many, it was very indecent, and she couldn't help but feel ashamed and annoyed!
Then he felt a lewd look in his heart for no reason, and the lewd illusion of Long'er stroking and gently pulling his pussy hair appeared in his mind. Sparks seemed to appear under his lower abdomen, gradually setting off a prairie fire, his body began to heat up, the corners of his eyebrows and eyes were full of spring, and his mèi eyes seemed to be dripping water, and he stared at him in a daze, but he felt that the child became more and more cute and charming the more he looked at him!
As her spring heart was rippling, Wuyue's head slowly leaned into her arms. Thinking of Long'er's behavior when climbing a tree and his vulgar behavior at midday, she felt a little resisted, but she couldn't feel the idea of pushing him away. She actually had the urge to be intimate with him further, and couldn't help but feel a little surprised. What a ghost today!
Why am I becoming so abnormal like Long'er?
I rarely feel this way when I play with him?
I haven't finished thinking, but Long'er said: The child's dirty joke has been finished. It's the aunt's turn to tell it. Should you know what a dirty joke is? It's the very lustful one.
She thought for a long time, and then frowned and said with a frown: Auntie is not even good at telling ordinary jokes. She really can't remember the jokes related to the personalities of the boudoir. What should I do?
Wu Yue twisted her waist and refused to rely on her, which shows that she had to talk!
The fairy of Baicao pondered for a while before he could not helplessly: Well, the aunt has no goods in her stomach, so she can only say an interesting thing related to this. I wonder if it can be counted?
So... I have to hear it before making a judgment. If it is not correct, you have to say another one.
The fairy of Baicao sorted out her thoughts and said: Since the queen of heaven has designated the West Heaven as a forbidden place for men, except for the female fairy, she is a child. Married women either lose their beloved husband in previous fairy wars like aunts and your mother and become widows; or like Yin Shiniang and the Virgin of Yaotian, her husband Tota Heaven and the North Star Lord lived in the East Heaven or stationed in all directions of the fairy world. Except for the Peach Banquet or the East Heaven Ceremony, the couple can occasionally get together for a short time, which is not much different from a widow. Their sons have to be sent to Dongtian when they become adults.
Most women keep their rituals for their husbands, but in their age, they are like wolves and tigers, and their desires are strong, so they are fine. The menstrual period is really hard to bear during the menstrual period, which brings many problems. First of all, the kind of lewd tools you see at noon are very common among women, causing women to suffer from various hidden diseases due to uncleanness. More than half of the aunt's patients are like this; secondly, the only opposite sex that women who are in the spring can come into contact with are boys, and most of them are undeveloped and inhumane little boys. Only a few who have quietly entered puberty and have not yet shown any abnormality can stay temporarily. One of the aunt's responsibilities is to regularly perform a private examination for boys of appropriate age. If they find any signs of estrus, they must report to the queen and send them to the east sky in time. Moreover, in the long run, women are generally childish, and their crushes are mostly beautiful, innocent and cute little boys...
Wuyue thought of the mother-in-law who was romanced, and asked with a smile: Does Auntie have this kind of hobby, too?
Fairy Baicao blushed: Auntie is not immune to the vulgarity, she has some subconsciously, right? Didn’t Long'er see that the horn I used look like a little boy’s cock?
Wuyue joked: Which little fairy boy Ah, the aunt is secretly in love with? Tell the child, I will help the aunt get together, haha!
Fairy Baicao stretched out her slender jade finger and poked her smooth forehead, spitting: Don’t say that there is no, even if there is, she can only be your entangled enemy!
Wuyue thought about it and asked again: It seems that the child has never experienced the regular checkup that the aunt mentioned.
Long'er is the darling of the Empress, and Lingxu... In short, you are the only exception, but I should check it out for you. It's not to send you to Dongtian, but to be afraid that you will get into some kind of hidden disease. The above two problems are so busy for the aunt. Therefore, these two items are particularly important in the ability that the aunt teaches you. In the future, I have to talk about it in detail. Now, the aunt should finish this interesting thing first. The fairy of the Hundred Grass Retrieve the thoughts that were disrupted by him and then preached:
Let’s talk about a woman who couldn’t stand loneliness and had to slip out of the house in the middle of the night and make an appointment with her favorite boy in the reeds in Cuihewan. She talked about love. The boy was not humane. When she was in a strong place of love, she could only suck her breasts and explore her vagina. She just quenched her hunger and thirst, but could not be truly enchanted. The girl had to use all kinds of ways to harden her cock to the point that she could barely get in. She also asked me for the elixir to urge the sun. She is my best friend. I don’t want to give her due to love.
This medicine was prepared by the Queen of Heaven for Long'er back then, and there were still some left. I would never give it to this medicine, but the power of heaven was unpredictable and could not be guessed. My aunt had to do it, and the one that was the most effective one was still used.
This type of drug causes some boys to puberty, and the aunt will miss it if she is careless during the examination. She has to try to check it carefully, so she will be even busier.
Let’s talk about how many times such as Bá is, it is inevitable that she will be met by other female fairies, which is very embarrassing. So she said: In response to the call of Empress Lingxu to encourage female fairies to have more children, I suggest that on the darkest night of the month, the women who could not stand the loneliness each took their sons to a party in Cuihewan. After swimming naked for a while, the women scattered and hid in the reeds. With the sound of her gong, the boys also scattered and searched for the women. The women who were foundPeople must jump up in shock, scream loudly and flee, rushing among the reeds, trying their best to get rid of the excited boy after taking medicine, and not cheating and deliberately letting the boy catch him. But once the little boy hugs his waist, no matter how mature the woman Li is, she will not refuse, hug him and indulge in lust. Because no one knows who is who in the dark, it is very likely that mother and son have frequent intercourse, breaking through the psychological barriers of mother and son love, promoting mother and son marriage and improving the fertility level in the West
Wuyue was very satisfied with hearing it. She kept fantasizing about the naked mature women, all of whom were swinging their big breasts, quickly twisting their snow-white fat ass and screaming loudly, running around in scattering. She and a group of friends chased each other and pressed the exciting scene of group sex by the mature women, and they were ready to move in their crotch!
Seeing that he was so lustful and demented, Fairy Baicao couldn't help but give him a shudder and said, "Little Pervert! Do you think it's very exciting?" Do you really want to participate?"
Wuyue murmured: It's Ah! Will my aunt take me there one day? Just think I'm your son, the first one I want to catch is my aunt!
The fairy of Baicao scolded: What are the little heads thinking about? Auntie really wants you to be my son, but don’t want to make such an idea! The female Bá’s proposal has received support from a few people and decided to give it a try. That night, she lied to me and said it was a mother-son association that exchanged parenting experience and lent me my second son to me. As a result, after I arrived at the place and heard her explain the situation, I was so scared that I ran away and broke up with her from now on! After I left, the women all participated on impulse, but when they arrived at the scene, they finally felt that it was too embarrassing to take off naked in front of their son, and they all dispersed.
The next day, the eldest sister of Cuihe's patron saint, Taizhen, sternly condemned the daughter Bá, saying that her behavior was a serious defilement of the Cuihe fairyland. The other immortals also criticized the daughter Bá and reported the matter to His Majesty the Queen of Heaven during the morning court. The Queen of Heaven has always praised the chastity of a woman. She was furious and ordered the daughter Bá to be sent down from the Chishui River in the mortal world to suffer and never be able to ascend to the fairyland again! This proposal was stranded, so Long'er's wishful thinking was lost!
Alas~ Cuihewan's mother-son relationship is in ruins. Let's have a party with my aunt in Yaoxian's cottage? Haha! Wu Yueyan stopped and wanted to kiss the beauty
Fairy Baicao pushed his head away and spat: Tell me your second dirty story, come and take advantage of me!
Wuyue failed to attack, and he preached: Zhang Yuanwai and his wife were both big belly, and they were not in-depth enough to go to bed. The wife said to him: There are many people like us, and I don’t know how to solve it? If you go out for a walk, maybe you have learned a good trick. When Zhang Yuan went out and saw a pair of big belly on the street. He hurriedly followed the two into the room next to the inn. At night, he saw the man holding a bamboo pole on the top of the bed, spreading the woman’s legs apart, tied her ankles with a rope and hanging it upside down on the bamboo pole, turning her lower body on top and head down. When the man pressed him up, he called out a trick and hurried home...
While telling stories, his head and face were buried in the soft breasts of the fairy, and his deep cleavage.
The beautiful woman's mother's love rose in her chest, her breasts gradually became swelling, and her nipples expanded. She subconsciously held the back of her head and pressed her tight breasts tightly, rubbing her larger and more itchy nipples, and said in a nickname: Is it time for Mrs. Master to be satisfied now?
Wuyue continued: After returning home, he took a bamboo pole and a rope into the house. His unusual behavior caused uneasiness to the servants: The official went out for many days, could it be that the wife stealing people? She treats us well. If she is hurt, she should save people quickly. At night, people gathered outside the door to pay attention to the movements in the room. The outside was the outside of the room and hung his wife high on the bamboo pole on the top of the bed. The high dick slowly inserted into the deepest part. The lady had never felt such pleasure before, and couldn't help but scream. When the lady heard the screams, she rushed to open the door to save people. The official thought that a bandit was coming, so he quickly turned off the lights and hid under the bed. The young servant who broke in was a thirteen-year-old servant. Because of the darkness in the room, he had to reach out and grop. When he touched the bed, he screamed: It's amazing! The deep and long cracks were cut! Hey! Weird, why is there only a thigh of hair?
The fairy of Baicao said strangely: Where did the servant touch it, and he was still bleeding?
Wuyue smiled and said: I touched my wife's cunt Ah!
The fairy of Baicao laughed and scolded: Little bad guy! I know his pussy at such a young age. Did the queen teach you? Is it funny that the first joke is funny, it's really dirty! The young servant has never told him, and he must have been erect when he touched his wife's pussy. Why not insert his tender dick into his mature pussy? Both of them will be very happy! And I think that since he touched his wife's pussy, the wife will definitely not let him go, and will definitely steal the boy chicken...
God! Is she crazy? Why did she say such lewd words to Long'er?
Wu Yue reached out to her hand and rushed to her crotch, trying to steal peaches under her skirt, and said with a saliva: That child touches your pussy, aunt wants to steal me? What do you say means you really want to do, why not let the child taste it...
Fairy Baicao hurriedly opened his lustful hand and glanced at it. But when he saw that his crotch was bulging high, her face turned redder, and she couldn't help but spit: You are the child I watched grow up, how could that little servant be compared! Auntie is already an old woman, what else is there? I'm not ashamed to hear you tell a dirty joke that you will bulge there. I'm your aunt!
Wuyue said authentically: If it doesn’t matter, then let the child strip his aunt’s pubic hair? Haha! But this is just a joke. I heard from the Empress that there are only a few lewd women in Dongtian, where did the chastity widows come from?
Fairy Baicao was stunned and then laughed so hard that she fell. Suddenly, she remembered that the thick pussy hair in her crotch was seen by Long'er when she masturbated. Her pussy hair was so many, it was very indecent, and she couldn't help but feel ashamed and annoyed!
Then he felt a lewd look in his heart for no reason, and the lewd illusion of Long'er stroking and gently pulling his pussy hair appeared in his mind. Sparks seemed to appear under his lower abdomen, gradually setting off a prairie fire, his body began to heat up, the corners of his eyebrows and eyes were full of spring, and his mèi eyes seemed to be dripping water, and he stared at him in a daze, but he felt that the child became more and more cute and charming the more he looked at him!
As her spring heart was rippling, Wuyue's head slowly leaned into her arms. Thinking of Long'er's behavior when climbing a tree and his vulgar behavior at midday, she felt a little resisted, but she couldn't feel the idea of pushing him away. She actually had the urge to be intimate with him further, and couldn't help but feel a little surprised. What a ghost today!
Why am I becoming so abnormal like Long'er?
I rarely feel this way when I play with him?
I haven't finished thinking, but Long'er said: The child's dirty joke has been finished. It's the aunt's turn to tell it. Should you know what a dirty joke is? It's the very lustful one.
She thought for a long time, and then frowned and said with a frown: Auntie is not even good at telling ordinary jokes. She really can't remember the jokes related to the personalities of the boudoir. What should I do?
Wu Yue twisted her waist and refused to rely on her, which shows that she had to talk!
The fairy of Baicao pondered for a while before he could not helplessly: Well, the aunt has no goods in her stomach, so she can only say an interesting thing related to this. I wonder if it can be counted?
So... I have to hear it before making a judgment. If it is not correct, you have to say another one.
The fairy of Baicao sorted out her thoughts and said: Since the queen of heaven has designated the West Heaven as a forbidden place for men, except for the female fairy, she is a child. Married women either lose their beloved husband in previous fairy wars like aunts and your mother and become widows; or like Yin Shiniang and the Virgin of Yaotian, her husband Tota Heaven and the North Star Lord lived in the East Heaven or stationed in all directions of the fairy world. Except for the Peach Banquet or the East Heaven Ceremony, the couple can occasionally get together for a short time, which is not much different from a widow. Their sons have to be sent to Dongtian when they become adults.
Most women keep their rituals for their husbands, but in their age, they are like wolves and tigers, and their desires are strong, so they are fine. The menstrual period is really hard to bear during the menstrual period, which brings many problems. First of all, the kind of lewd tools you see at noon are very common among women, causing women to suffer from various hidden diseases due to uncleanness. More than half of the aunt's patients are like this; secondly, the only opposite sex that women who are in the spring can come into contact with are boys, and most of them are undeveloped and inhumane little boys. Only a few who have quietly entered puberty and have not yet shown any abnormality can stay temporarily. One of the aunt's responsibilities is to regularly perform a private examination for boys of appropriate age. If they find any signs of estrus, they must report to the queen and send them to the east sky in time. Moreover, in the long run, women are generally childish, and their crushes are mostly beautiful, innocent and cute little boys...
Wuyue thought of the mother-in-law who was romanced, and asked with a smile: Does Auntie have this kind of hobby, too?
Fairy Baicao blushed: Auntie is not immune to the vulgarity, she has some subconsciously, right? Didn’t Long'er see that the horn I used look like a little boy’s cock?
Wuyue joked: Which little fairy boy Ah, the aunt is secretly in love with? Tell the child, I will help the aunt get together, haha!
Fairy Baicao stretched out her slender jade finger and poked her smooth forehead, spitting: Don’t say that there is no, even if there is, she can only be your entangled enemy!
Wuyue thought about it and asked again: It seems that the child has never experienced the regular checkup that the aunt mentioned.
Long'er is the darling of the Empress, and Lingxu... In short, you are the only exception, but I should check it out for you. It's not to send you to Dongtian, but to be afraid that you will get into some kind of hidden disease. The above two problems are so busy for the aunt. Therefore, these two items are particularly important in the ability that the aunt teaches you. In the future, I have to talk about it in detail. Now, the aunt should finish this interesting thing first. The fairy of the Hundred Grass Retrieve the thoughts that were disrupted by him and then preached:
Let’s talk about a woman who couldn’t stand loneliness and had to slip out of the house in the middle of the night and make an appointment with her favorite boy in the reeds in Cuihewan. She talked about love. The boy was not humane. When she was in a strong place of love, she could only suck her breasts and explore her vagina. She just quenched her hunger and thirst, but could not be truly enchanted. The girl had to use all kinds of ways to harden her cock to the point that she could barely get in. She also asked me for the elixir to urge the sun. She is my best friend. I don’t want to give her due to love.
This medicine was prepared by the Queen of Heaven for Long'er back then, and there were still some left. I would never give it to this medicine, but the power of heaven was unpredictable and could not be guessed. My aunt had to do it, and the one that was the most effective one was still used.
This type of drug causes some boys to puberty, and the aunt will miss it if she is careless during the examination. She has to try to check it carefully, so she will be even busier.
Let’s talk about how many times such as Bá is, it is inevitable that she will be met by other female fairies, which is very embarrassing. So she said: In response to the call of Empress Lingxu to encourage female fairies to have more children, I suggest that on the darkest night of the month, the women who could not stand the loneliness each took their sons to a party in Cuihewan. After swimming naked for a while, the women scattered and hid in the reeds. With the sound of her gong, the boys also scattered and searched for the women. The women who were foundPeople must jump up in shock, scream loudly and flee, rushing among the reeds, trying their best to get rid of the excited boy after taking medicine, and not cheating and deliberately letting the boy catch him. But once the little boy hugs his waist, no matter how mature the woman Li is, she will not refuse, hug him and indulge in lust. Because no one knows who is who in the dark, it is very likely that mother and son have frequent intercourse, breaking through the psychological barriers of mother and son love, promoting mother and son marriage and improving the fertility level in the West
Wuyue was very satisfied with hearing it. She kept fantasizing about the naked mature women, all of whom were swinging their big breasts, quickly twisting their snow-white fat ass and screaming loudly, running around in scattering. She and a group of friends chased each other and pressed the exciting scene of group sex by the mature women, and they were ready to move in their crotch!
Seeing that he was so lustful and demented, Fairy Baicao couldn't help but give him a shudder and said, "Little Pervert! Do you think it's very exciting?" Do you really want to participate?"
Wuyue murmured: It's Ah! Will my aunt take me there one day? Just think I'm your son, the first one I want to catch is my aunt!
The fairy of Baicao scolded: What are the little heads thinking about? Auntie really wants you to be my son, but don’t want to make such an idea! The female Bá’s proposal has received support from a few people and decided to give it a try. That night, she lied to me and said it was a mother-son association that exchanged parenting experience and lent me my second son to me. As a result, after I arrived at the place and heard her explain the situation, I was so scared that I ran away and broke up with her from now on! After I left, the women all participated on impulse, but when they arrived at the scene, they finally felt that it was too embarrassing to take off naked in front of their son, and they all dispersed.
The next day, the eldest sister of Cuihe's patron saint, Taizhen, sternly condemned the daughter Bá, saying that her behavior was a serious defilement of the Cuihe fairyland. The other immortals also criticized the daughter Bá and reported the matter to His Majesty the Queen of Heaven during the morning court. The Queen of Heaven has always praised the chastity of a woman. She was furious and ordered the daughter Bá to be sent down from the Chishui River in the mortal world to suffer and never be able to ascend to the fairyland again! This proposal was stranded, so Long'er's wishful thinking was lost!
Alas~ Cuihewan's mother-son relationship is in ruins. Let's have a party with my aunt in Yaoxian's cottage? Haha! Wu Yueyan stopped and wanted to kiss the beauty
Fairy Baicao pushed his head away and spat: Tell me your second dirty story, come and take advantage of me!
Wuyue failed to attack, and he preached: Zhang Yuanwai and his wife were both big belly, and they were not in-depth enough to go to bed. The wife said to him: There are many people like us, and I don’t know how to solve it? If you go out for a walk, maybe you have learned a good trick. When Zhang Yuan went out and saw a pair of big belly on the street. He hurriedly followed the two into the room next to the inn. At night, he saw the man holding a bamboo pole on the top of the bed, spreading the woman’s legs apart, tied her ankles with a rope and hanging it upside down on the bamboo pole, turning her lower body on top and head down. When the man pressed him up, he called out a trick and hurried home...
While telling stories, his head and face were buried in the soft breasts of the fairy, and his deep cleavage.
The beautiful woman's mother's love rose in her chest, her breasts gradually became swelling, and her nipples expanded. She subconsciously held the back of her head and pressed her tight breasts tightly, rubbing her larger and more itchy nipples, and said in a nickname: Is it time for Mrs. Master to be satisfied now?
Wuyue continued: After returning home, he took a bamboo pole and a rope into the house. His unusual behavior caused uneasiness to the servants: The official went out for many days, could it be that the wife stealing people? She treats us well. If she is hurt, she should save people quickly. At night, people gathered outside the door to pay attention to the movements in the room. The outside was the outside of the room and hung his wife high on the bamboo pole on the top of the bed. The high dick slowly inserted into the deepest part. The lady had never felt such pleasure before, and couldn't help but scream. When the lady heard the screams, she rushed to open the door to save people. The official thought that a bandit was coming, so he quickly turned off the lights and hid under the bed. The young servant who broke in was a thirteen-year-old servant. Because of the darkness in the room, he had to reach out and grop. When he touched the bed, he screamed: It's amazing! The deep and long cracks were cut! Hey! Weird, why is there only a thigh of hair?
The fairy of Baicao said strangely: Where did the servant touch it, and he was still bleeding?
Wuyue smiled and said: I touched my wife's cunt Ah!
The fairy of Baicao laughed and scolded: Little bad guy! I know his pussy at such a young age. Did the queen teach you? Is it funny that the first joke is funny, it's really dirty! The young servant has never told him, and he must have been erect when he touched his wife's pussy. Why not insert his tender dick into his mature pussy? Both of them will be very happy! And I think that since he touched his wife's pussy, the wife will definitely not let him go, and will definitely steal the boy chicken...
God! Is she crazy? Why did she say such lewd words to Long'er?
Wu Yue reached out to her hand and rushed to her crotch, trying to steal peaches under her skirt, and said with a saliva: That child touches your pussy, aunt wants to steal me? What do you say means you really want to do, why not let the child taste it...
Fairy Baicao hurriedly opened his lustful hand and glanced at it. But when he saw that his crotch was bulging high, her face turned redder, and she couldn't help but spit: You are the child I watched grow up, how could that little servant be compared! Auntie is already an old woman, what else is there? I'm not ashamed to hear you tell a dirty joke that you will bulge there. I'm your aunt!
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