Relatively speaking, Sun Shifang was more worried. His mother-in-law had been serving Li Lian’s wine. Li Lian’s alcohol tolerance was not too bad. He must have drank it first than Li Lian.
As for my mother-in-law, although she drinks more than herself, she is so generous and she is not the opponent.
So he took advantage of Zhang Lian's small talk and chatted with him for a few words. After he came back, he didn't drink a few bowls of wine. He fell down drunk. With his tongue wide, he said all about the love between husband and wife, and then he lay on the messy table.
Zhang Mèi was blushing when he heard this, and didn't bother to check whether he was pretending to be drunk. He quickly called the maid to help him back to the west wing
Zhang Lian hurriedly stopped him and said: Don’t touch him, let him sleep here. Every time he gets drunk and gets blown by the wind, he will vomit so much that it smells so bad!
Zhang mèi nodded, but said with a frown: But Shi Fang slept here and snored, which would have affected the joy of drinking too much. Of course, this is exactly the situation she hoped to see. She originally planned to keep Lian'er for the end and continue drinking and talking with her. Until both of them were drunk and said their hearts, they would consider how to solve the problem.
Zhang Lian's tongue was a little bigger, and he said: We are the only ones who are still fighting for wine. There is no need to move such a big place. Move to the side hall. Don't wait for the maid to make it easier for you to speak.
Zhang Mèi praised her goodness, so she asked the maid to move the mat to the side hall, lit a candle, and brought enough wine to her. She dismissed the maid who served her because some of her and Lian'er's thoughts were inconvenient for them to hear.
After sitting down, she picked up the wine bowl and smiled: Lian'er is too embarrassed to talk to me about drinking? Now, my mother and I have to drink two bowls one by one. If you only drink one bowl, you will have to lie down quickly! Haha~
Zhang Lian smiled and said: Mèi Mom, what will happen if we were one-on-one in bed?
Zhang mèi's face turned red and said, "Before he was drunk, he started talking crazy, he should be punished with a large bowl of wine!" Without saying anything, he grabbed his nose and poured a bowl of wine, and then laughed: To be joking, if that's true, the three Lian'er is not my mother's opponent!
Zhang Lian said without hesitation: I am imaginative about your joke, so I should also be punished!
He also grabbed the beautiful woman's nose and poured her a bowl, and burped her and said: Our alcohol tolerance is about this level, so how about you drink three bowls, and I drink one bowl?
Zhang mèi said: It's good, it's better for us to get drunk at the same time and speak freely, but we're not going to drink like this. Let's guess how to drink?
This is the method she often used when she was fighting with the knights who robbed the rich and helped the poor. It includes the publisher of the three consecutive episodes of the World Beauty List and the latest episode of the Beauty List. The famous thief Kong Konger. This old ghost has limited alcohol content but is addicted to alcohol. She takes care of the most every time she gets drunk. With this relationship and her beauty, the old drunk is planning to rank her ninth on the 15th Beauty List twenty-four years ago!
After getting this insider news, she was so angry!
Before the official release of the list, she was eager to find the old alcoholic theory. His reply made her even more unhappy, saying that the reason why the list he posted was accepted by everyone was because of his fair and rigorous character. If it were not for the sake of his close friends, she should be ranked at the bottom according to her true strength!
She refused to do it, and arranged the finest wines from all over the world she brought before him, making him unable to wake up for five days and five nights in a row. The old drunkard was so entangled by her that he finally took her forward with a frown. He ranked eighth with a grim look on his face.
Don’t underestimate this early ranking. In this way, you will squeeze Jun Zhidai to ninth. She doesn’t care about other beauties in front of the front row, but she will not be able to stand it when she wants her to watch her best friend line up in front of her.
After Jun brother-in-law died, she took good care of her. In addition to thinking that she was a widow and single child, she also had some connection with this.
She was actually on the list of the sixteenth issue four years ago, and she cried all night about this!
As anxious as sparks, the old man broke into the drunkard's nest. The old man seemed to have predicted that she was going to come to the door and actually wandered around!
After finding many friends from Wulin Haoke, she found no news about him. She was determined to wait until the dead old man returned home. The list had been released and it was a foregone conclusion. In a rage, she poured the old man into a drunken state and did not stop until she peed her pants!
Perhaps out of complementary psychology, she was bold and unruly and had a great affection for the literary young scholar. Yang Qiulin, who was saved by that time, was later Xiaomi, Wuyue and Lian'er, who were in front of her, and they also made her love.
No matter how old a man is, he has a child's side. No matter how young a woman is, he has a maternal side. She just wants to treat the man she loves as a child forever.
She felt that these three men were like their children and needed her protection and care, just like their mothers
She has a rebellious personality, a bit masculine, enthusiastic and bold, and is not particular about the details, and is also as fraternal as a man. She does not recognize that a woman can only fall in love with one man in her life. She has a love ranking in her heart, namely Wuyue, Lian'er, Xiaomi and the old man.
However, she believes that women should only sleep with the man they love the most, and can only stay at the level of love with other men in their hearts, without involving carnal pleasure.
But Lian'er shook her head and said, "That's too ordinary and vulgar. Let's have some fresh things today, tell jokes and drink wine. Each of them tells a joke. If it's not funny, you will punish yourself for one bowl of it?"
She was already drunk and glared: Do you dare to say that I am vulgar? Haha~ But the top ten beauties are indeed a little rude, but they are much better than the Queen of Rakshasa. The old drunkard actually listed her as the courtesan, and I was not convinced! In my opinion, my sister-in-law is much gentler and beautiful than her, but she is ranked behind Tanhua and is ranked behind the fairy of Yanxia! Uh~ It’s okay to tell jokes, but every time Lian'er talks about it, she will tell some dirty jokes later, so what do you think?
Zhang Liandao: Not only do you have to be funny, but you also have to be lustful enough to be considered a passing mark, haha~
She usually chats with her best friends, but she also hears a lot of dirty jokes. Her best friends are all old and the dirty jokes she made up are simply... she will never lose to him. This method of practicing orders is all based on the other party's words, and it may not be fair. However, it's just a reason to drink, so why bother to be serious?
Then he said generously: OK, that's it!
So the two began to tell jokes and drink with each other, and Lian'er couldn't help but cheat. He insisted on saying that the funny jokes were not funny. Basically, she kept the situation of drinking three bowls and Lian'er one bowl, and she didn't care.
Lian'er said that the joke she had just said was not funny. She brought the bowl and drank it, and glared at him with a drunken eye and said: It's your turn. If you can't make your mother laugh so hard this time, you must be punished to drink!
But he heard him say: The scholar went to the tea shed to drink tea. A nun went to ask the scholar because he didn't recognize a word in the scriptures, so he asked the scholar: How do you pronounce this word? The scholar heard others call him a student and deliberately show off his talent. He said: Monk, you should know that the student and the scholar are the same as the top, and the nun in his belly is different. He said disapprovingly: You should know that the nun and the monk have the same cassock, and the girl serving tea in the shed in different crotch can't help laughing. The two turned around and said: Sister-in-law, why are you laughing? The unmarried girl said angrily: You should know that the girl and the sister-in-law have the same whole body and different circles.
Zhang mèi said with his tongue wide: Bah! As expected, you started to talk dirty jokes again with the help of alcohol. No, no! It’s not funny enough and not lustful enough. Give me a drink!
Seeing that he gave in and drank it, Zhang mèi searched the jokes that were both funny and lewd enough from his best friend, and said: The couple was in high spirits at night. The husband was in high spirits. The husband wanted to put two eggs into his wife's body. Two thieves came to steal. One jumped down from the back wall and leaned against the window. The woman in the room exclaimed: A thief came in panic, and the second jumped into the wall. The woman shouted: "No, both of them are in!" The thief was so scared that he ran away and sold dates on the roadside the next day. The two thieves came to buy them. The wife held two dates in her hand and said: Husband looked at these two, look like the two last night? When the two thieves heard that they were not good, they turned around and left!
Zhang Lian seemed to be drunk, not because he was drunk. He drank no more than his wife, but because he was intoxicated. He looked at the beautiful woman and murmured: Mèi Mother, look at you under the lamp, it’s so beautiful!
Zhang mèi smiled and said: Nonsense! How can a woman who is 43 years old and can meet Qi'er in her early twenties? You should go back and say less to her, come and drink! Having said that, how can women not like to hear men praise her beauty?
And it's Lian'er, who she loves, and she is no longer young
Two quarters of an hour passed. Although she was so generous, she couldn't resist such unequal drinking. Finally, she got drunk with Lian'er and lay on the table weakly and looked at each other's silly smile.
After drinking, she naturally talked a lot. She talked with her tongue wide and talked about her past. After her husband didn't take it, she kept a servant alone and other things. She even told her about her date with Wuyue. She wanted Lian'er to know that she was far from as perfect as he imagined.
Lian'er seemed a little more sober, alas~ I should have given him more. He first talked about the dullness and boredom of husband and wife's life and his infinite admiration for her, and finally said: Mèi Mother, no matter what, you are the unique and good woman in my heart, I love you! The most blessed man is to marry a woman who always treats him as a child, and you are such a woman!
Zhang mèi said softly: Lian'er will always be my child, and my mother will love you for the rest of her life. But after meeting that person, my mother will only have him in her heart. Lian'er is sorry, I can only be your mother-in-law, your mother in the end
Zhang Lian murmured: Why should mom refuse a man who loves you so much and you also have a good impression of him?
Zhang Mèi shook his head: Except for him, my mother doesn't want to have any more men in the second half of her life, let alone you are still my sn in law, my mother can't take away the love of her daughter
Zhang Lian said painfully: But Qier doesn’t love me Ah!
Zhang mèi said firmly: Lian'er, stop here! I'm so dizzy. My mother and I should go to the back garden to have a breath and wake up the bar
Zhang Lian nodded in agreement, no longer forced her. Seeing that she was drunk and lying on the table, she felt dizzy and unable to get up, and could not walk, she helped her up. But he was also dizzy and floating under his feet, but felt the ground shaking in front of him, so he had to go over and call his brother-in-law to help him.
Two sn in law helped her up, and Sun Shifang slept for a while, sobered up a lot, and said diligently: Mom is drunk too much, let us help you to the Queping Pavilion in the back garden to get some breath and drink tea and sober up the bar
As for my mother-in-law, although she drinks more than herself, she is so generous and she is not the opponent.
So he took advantage of Zhang Lian's small talk and chatted with him for a few words. After he came back, he didn't drink a few bowls of wine. He fell down drunk. With his tongue wide, he said all about the love between husband and wife, and then he lay on the messy table.
Zhang Mèi was blushing when he heard this, and didn't bother to check whether he was pretending to be drunk. He quickly called the maid to help him back to the west wing
Zhang Lian hurriedly stopped him and said: Don’t touch him, let him sleep here. Every time he gets drunk and gets blown by the wind, he will vomit so much that it smells so bad!
Zhang mèi nodded, but said with a frown: But Shi Fang slept here and snored, which would have affected the joy of drinking too much. Of course, this is exactly the situation she hoped to see. She originally planned to keep Lian'er for the end and continue drinking and talking with her. Until both of them were drunk and said their hearts, they would consider how to solve the problem.
Zhang Lian's tongue was a little bigger, and he said: We are the only ones who are still fighting for wine. There is no need to move such a big place. Move to the side hall. Don't wait for the maid to make it easier for you to speak.
Zhang Mèi praised her goodness, so she asked the maid to move the mat to the side hall, lit a candle, and brought enough wine to her. She dismissed the maid who served her because some of her and Lian'er's thoughts were inconvenient for them to hear.
After sitting down, she picked up the wine bowl and smiled: Lian'er is too embarrassed to talk to me about drinking? Now, my mother and I have to drink two bowls one by one. If you only drink one bowl, you will have to lie down quickly! Haha~
Zhang Lian smiled and said: Mèi Mom, what will happen if we were one-on-one in bed?
Zhang mèi's face turned red and said, "Before he was drunk, he started talking crazy, he should be punished with a large bowl of wine!" Without saying anything, he grabbed his nose and poured a bowl of wine, and then laughed: To be joking, if that's true, the three Lian'er is not my mother's opponent!
Zhang Lian said without hesitation: I am imaginative about your joke, so I should also be punished!
He also grabbed the beautiful woman's nose and poured her a bowl, and burped her and said: Our alcohol tolerance is about this level, so how about you drink three bowls, and I drink one bowl?
Zhang mèi said: It's good, it's better for us to get drunk at the same time and speak freely, but we're not going to drink like this. Let's guess how to drink?
This is the method she often used when she was fighting with the knights who robbed the rich and helped the poor. It includes the publisher of the three consecutive episodes of the World Beauty List and the latest episode of the Beauty List. The famous thief Kong Konger. This old ghost has limited alcohol content but is addicted to alcohol. She takes care of the most every time she gets drunk. With this relationship and her beauty, the old drunk is planning to rank her ninth on the 15th Beauty List twenty-four years ago!
After getting this insider news, she was so angry!
Before the official release of the list, she was eager to find the old alcoholic theory. His reply made her even more unhappy, saying that the reason why the list he posted was accepted by everyone was because of his fair and rigorous character. If it were not for the sake of his close friends, she should be ranked at the bottom according to her true strength!
She refused to do it, and arranged the finest wines from all over the world she brought before him, making him unable to wake up for five days and five nights in a row. The old drunkard was so entangled by her that he finally took her forward with a frown. He ranked eighth with a grim look on his face.
Don’t underestimate this early ranking. In this way, you will squeeze Jun Zhidai to ninth. She doesn’t care about other beauties in front of the front row, but she will not be able to stand it when she wants her to watch her best friend line up in front of her.
After Jun brother-in-law died, she took good care of her. In addition to thinking that she was a widow and single child, she also had some connection with this.
She was actually on the list of the sixteenth issue four years ago, and she cried all night about this!
As anxious as sparks, the old man broke into the drunkard's nest. The old man seemed to have predicted that she was going to come to the door and actually wandered around!
After finding many friends from Wulin Haoke, she found no news about him. She was determined to wait until the dead old man returned home. The list had been released and it was a foregone conclusion. In a rage, she poured the old man into a drunken state and did not stop until she peed her pants!
Perhaps out of complementary psychology, she was bold and unruly and had a great affection for the literary young scholar. Yang Qiulin, who was saved by that time, was later Xiaomi, Wuyue and Lian'er, who were in front of her, and they also made her love.
No matter how old a man is, he has a child's side. No matter how young a woman is, he has a maternal side. She just wants to treat the man she loves as a child forever.
She felt that these three men were like their children and needed her protection and care, just like their mothers
She has a rebellious personality, a bit masculine, enthusiastic and bold, and is not particular about the details, and is also as fraternal as a man. She does not recognize that a woman can only fall in love with one man in her life. She has a love ranking in her heart, namely Wuyue, Lian'er, Xiaomi and the old man.
However, she believes that women should only sleep with the man they love the most, and can only stay at the level of love with other men in their hearts, without involving carnal pleasure.
But Lian'er shook her head and said, "That's too ordinary and vulgar. Let's have some fresh things today, tell jokes and drink wine. Each of them tells a joke. If it's not funny, you will punish yourself for one bowl of it?"
She was already drunk and glared: Do you dare to say that I am vulgar? Haha~ But the top ten beauties are indeed a little rude, but they are much better than the Queen of Rakshasa. The old drunkard actually listed her as the courtesan, and I was not convinced! In my opinion, my sister-in-law is much gentler and beautiful than her, but she is ranked behind Tanhua and is ranked behind the fairy of Yanxia! Uh~ It’s okay to tell jokes, but every time Lian'er talks about it, she will tell some dirty jokes later, so what do you think?
Zhang Liandao: Not only do you have to be funny, but you also have to be lustful enough to be considered a passing mark, haha~
She usually chats with her best friends, but she also hears a lot of dirty jokes. Her best friends are all old and the dirty jokes she made up are simply... she will never lose to him. This method of practicing orders is all based on the other party's words, and it may not be fair. However, it's just a reason to drink, so why bother to be serious?
Then he said generously: OK, that's it!
So the two began to tell jokes and drink with each other, and Lian'er couldn't help but cheat. He insisted on saying that the funny jokes were not funny. Basically, she kept the situation of drinking three bowls and Lian'er one bowl, and she didn't care.
Lian'er said that the joke she had just said was not funny. She brought the bowl and drank it, and glared at him with a drunken eye and said: It's your turn. If you can't make your mother laugh so hard this time, you must be punished to drink!
But he heard him say: The scholar went to the tea shed to drink tea. A nun went to ask the scholar because he didn't recognize a word in the scriptures, so he asked the scholar: How do you pronounce this word? The scholar heard others call him a student and deliberately show off his talent. He said: Monk, you should know that the student and the scholar are the same as the top, and the nun in his belly is different. He said disapprovingly: You should know that the nun and the monk have the same cassock, and the girl serving tea in the shed in different crotch can't help laughing. The two turned around and said: Sister-in-law, why are you laughing? The unmarried girl said angrily: You should know that the girl and the sister-in-law have the same whole body and different circles.
Zhang mèi said with his tongue wide: Bah! As expected, you started to talk dirty jokes again with the help of alcohol. No, no! It’s not funny enough and not lustful enough. Give me a drink!
Seeing that he gave in and drank it, Zhang mèi searched the jokes that were both funny and lewd enough from his best friend, and said: The couple was in high spirits at night. The husband was in high spirits. The husband wanted to put two eggs into his wife's body. Two thieves came to steal. One jumped down from the back wall and leaned against the window. The woman in the room exclaimed: A thief came in panic, and the second jumped into the wall. The woman shouted: "No, both of them are in!" The thief was so scared that he ran away and sold dates on the roadside the next day. The two thieves came to buy them. The wife held two dates in her hand and said: Husband looked at these two, look like the two last night? When the two thieves heard that they were not good, they turned around and left!
Zhang Lian seemed to be drunk, not because he was drunk. He drank no more than his wife, but because he was intoxicated. He looked at the beautiful woman and murmured: Mèi Mother, look at you under the lamp, it’s so beautiful!
Zhang mèi smiled and said: Nonsense! How can a woman who is 43 years old and can meet Qi'er in her early twenties? You should go back and say less to her, come and drink! Having said that, how can women not like to hear men praise her beauty?
And it's Lian'er, who she loves, and she is no longer young
Two quarters of an hour passed. Although she was so generous, she couldn't resist such unequal drinking. Finally, she got drunk with Lian'er and lay on the table weakly and looked at each other's silly smile.
After drinking, she naturally talked a lot. She talked with her tongue wide and talked about her past. After her husband didn't take it, she kept a servant alone and other things. She even told her about her date with Wuyue. She wanted Lian'er to know that she was far from as perfect as he imagined.
Lian'er seemed a little more sober, alas~ I should have given him more. He first talked about the dullness and boredom of husband and wife's life and his infinite admiration for her, and finally said: Mèi Mother, no matter what, you are the unique and good woman in my heart, I love you! The most blessed man is to marry a woman who always treats him as a child, and you are such a woman!
Zhang mèi said softly: Lian'er will always be my child, and my mother will love you for the rest of her life. But after meeting that person, my mother will only have him in her heart. Lian'er is sorry, I can only be your mother-in-law, your mother in the end
Zhang Lian murmured: Why should mom refuse a man who loves you so much and you also have a good impression of him?
Zhang Mèi shook his head: Except for him, my mother doesn't want to have any more men in the second half of her life, let alone you are still my sn in law, my mother can't take away the love of her daughter
Zhang Lian said painfully: But Qier doesn’t love me Ah!
Zhang mèi said firmly: Lian'er, stop here! I'm so dizzy. My mother and I should go to the back garden to have a breath and wake up the bar
Zhang Lian nodded in agreement, no longer forced her. Seeing that she was drunk and lying on the table, she felt dizzy and unable to get up, and could not walk, she helped her up. But he was also dizzy and floating under his feet, but felt the ground shaking in front of him, so he had to go over and call his brother-in-law to help him.
Two sn in law helped her up, and Sun Shifang slept for a while, sobered up a lot, and said diligently: Mom is drunk too much, let us help you to the Queping Pavilion in the back garden to get some breath and drink tea and sober up the bar
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