Shanshan, let's go tattoo together. You see this picture so beautiful. I suddenly wanted to try it. Ye Hongyu held up his cell phone and reached his hand directly in front of Moshan, who was studying hard.
Mo Shanshan didn't even look at her, and directly pushed her hand away: I want to go by myself, but I won't go
But I'm afraid of pain, I won't be afraid if you tattoo first... Ye Hongyu had a sad face and looked pitiful.
Go to die, I haven't finished my homework yet. I've long been used to seeing Ye Hongyu's various tricks, and Moshan Mountain can't pour water in.
coward
Ye Hongyu walked around the room with dissatisfaction. An important module of the system had just been launched. The heavy pressure for more than a week was suddenly released. She really couldn't sit still and always wanted to do something.
Seeing Ye Hongyu dialing a phone with his cell phone, he smiled and said: I'll treat you to dinner tonight
Mo Shanshan shook his head quietly and sighed. How many bad things Xu Yi did in his previous life? Why did he fall in love with this broken fish? And it seems that he liked it more and more devotedly.
In a small restaurant near Moshanshan's house
Ye Hongyu squeezed beside Xu Yi and gave him his cell phone: Look, look, this series of small pictures are so beautiful and artistic
Xu Yi looked at the designs on his phone, which was really pleasing to the eye. Each picture was only the size of a one-yuan coin, and it was a thin circular contour line with a simple full-body portrait in the middle.
The designer's level is very high. The portrait has no changes in color or lines. It is all projected by ink blue of the same color. However, the outline of each figure is so wonderful that it reflects different characters, either fishing old men, playing flute shepherd boys, sitting quietly with a high-ranking monks, or drinking alone. They are all vivid and have a lofty artistic conception.
Xu Yi nodded: It's very good, but why did you call me out to see this? Is it your design?
Ye Hongyu smiled and said: Of course not, my handwriting is ugly and my paintings are bad. You don’t know that I want to choose one of the patterns and tattoo them on my body. Please help me choose them.
Tattoo?
Xu Yi frowned. He had many tattoos in his usual circle of friends and had even various piercings, but he always stayed away from this. This time, Ye Hongyu suddenly wanted a tattoo, and he was a little uncomfortable.
However, these patterns look very artistic, especially the back of this handsome woman, the aura of walking alone in the world, which matches Ye Hongyu. Xu Yi hesitated for a moment and chose this one for Ye Hongyu to show.
Ye Hongyu smiled, and he was really in tune with each other. He nodded and said yes, then stroked his fingers left and right, opened another picture, and handed it to Xu Yi: Then, you tattoo this
Xu Yi looked at the silhouette image of the proud halberd finger, and immediately realized that he had been fooled. The selection of this ghost fish was fake, and it was real to take him to tattoo together. However, this pattern is really good with Ye Hongyu's one.
Xu Yi came to his senses and shook his head firmly: I don’t have a tattoo, you tattoo it yourself
Ye Hongyu had long guessed that the old-fashioned Xu Yi would be like this. The skill of pretending to be pitiful should be immune to him, so this time she used another method.
Ye Hongyu lay on the table with a smile, turned her face and stared at Xu Yi's eyes very beautifully: Let's exchange it, I'm a Confucian scholar, you're a female hero, so we will always remember each other
Xu Yi's heart beats
Ye Hongyu curled his smile and changed his mate's tone very serious: Moreover, I will give you a great benefit, but I won't tell you for now, I know it in my heart.
Even after having sex, I will still be friends with you
Ye Hongyu said quietly in his heart
These days, the daily life of the swimming pool and the relaxing chatting during meals made her stay by Xu Yi more and more comfortable, as if she had never been warm and calm before.
This is much more valuable than having sex. Thinking about the previous plan to throw Xu Yi away after having sex, I'm so choking.
However, if you still have to be friends after sex, you will definitely continue to have sex later, right? Then continue to do it, Ye Hongyu's face was slightly dizzy and red.
Xu Yi nodded with difficulty and then added: I can only tattoo on the back, I am afraid that my parents will find out. Thinking of my old-fashioned and rude father, Xu Yi is still feeling a little guilty.
Ye Hongyu nodded and smiled happily
A few days later, in a tattoo room, Ye Hongyu swears that this is the best-known store in Guangzhou. Xu Yi asked about the price, and the hourly fee was nearly 2,000 yuan per hour, and then he felt a little relieved.
Xu Yi was lying on the bed with his upper body naked. The technician was operating it. It was like an old-generation sewing machine. A needle kept coming in and out at high speed.
It hurts more than I imagined. Xu Yi frowned. He didn't expect that the lines on his back would hurt so much.
The tattoo artist apologized that the needle was moving deeper this time because the pattern he chose was too thick and the effect would not be good if the needle was not deep.
Xu Yi nodded, saying it didn't hurt very much, it didn't matter
An hour later, when the technician took the alcohol cotton ball to disinfect Xu Yi for the final disinfection, Xu Yi felt very cool. It seemed that the pain of alcohol stimulation was not the same level as the tattoo.
OK, it's your turn. Xu Yi nodded at Ye Hongyu, thinking in his heart that she couldn't help but say, should she hold her hand hard
I'm not tattooed anymore, I'm afraid Ye Hongyu looks fearful.
No more tattoos??? Can you regret this at the last minute??? Xu Yi stared at Ye Hongyu, thinking of eating her. Ye Hongyu lowered his head guiltily, but he was very firm: I won't tattoos anymore, it hurts too much
Xu Yi didn't say anything, but just turned around and asked the store owner how much it cost. Ye Hongyu rushed to scan the code and paid the money. Xu Yi didn't stop her, but didn't say a word from leaving the store, to the parking lot, to the car.
It's so annoying. Ye Hongyu didn't tattoo it anymore. What's the matter with a female hero on her body? It's better to tattoo it with a happy girl. If you meet someone in the future, you can also make your child happy.
The key is that the tattoo cannot be washed off. The tattooist came up and told him that the pattern with too thick color cannot be washed.
Ye Hongyu knew that Xu Yi was angry, and sat in the passenger seat with guilt and didn't say anything. Xu Yi drove silently, his face turned pale and didn't even look at her.
Ye Hongyu was very apologized, but she was really scared. When she was applying the color just now, so many needles were pierced into her body at high speed, bringing out strands of blood, which made her look dizzy when she looked around. She said she didn't dare to go any further, but this really made Xu Yi miserable.
Ye Hongyu looked very careful: Xu Yi, don’t be angry, okay? I didn’t mean to cheat you just now, I really dare not
Xu Yi nodded: OK
He shook his face in anger just now, but after that, he was not particularly angry with Ye Hongyu.
Xu Yi actually understood in his heart that he felt so painful. Ye Hongyu was so thin, and the muscle layer on his back was thinner, so it should hurt more.
Now he is more depressed than angry. If he had tattooed the Confucian scholar at that time, it would have been too inappropriate to tattoo a female hero.
Ye Hongyu looked very careful again: When you go out together next time, will you give up your butts a few times?
Xu Yi was stunned for a moment. The meaning of this sentence seemed to be a bit too much. First, I would go out with him.
Second, I will stay in the same room when I go out
Third, is he allowed to do such actions that are far more intimate than ordinary boyfriends and girlfriends?
Ye Hongyu misunderstood Xu Yi's hesitation, thinking that he thought the compensation was insincere, so he bit his lip and whispered: If it is not enough, let you take off my underwear and hit it again
Xu Yi almost stepped on the brakes. After finally waiting for the red light, he quickly hung up to the neutral level. He turned his head and looked at Ye Hongyu strangely. Her face turned red, which looked very beautiful.
Ye Hongyu was even more guilty. Why did he blurt out just now? It’s all because of Mo Shanshan.
Shanshan tells the story of her and Ning Que, saying that when she graduated from elementary school, she played a game with Ning Que, but was lost and was spanked by Ning Que. That was their first close contact. From then on, when she thought of Ning Que, she began to have sex.
Ye Hongyu conceived the picture in his mind many times, thinking it was worth trying. He suddenly said it out loud just now, and now he regrets it.
However, under Xu Yi's suspicious gaze, Ye Hongyu forced himself to speak out: Just let you vent your anger a few times, you can't take the opportunity to rape me
Xu Yi shook his head: Forget it, I can't do it, something will definitely happen in that situation.
Ye Hongyu couldn't help but smile, but the reason could not be told Xu Yi. What he meant was that he would not be able to withstand the temptation at that time, which means that he was not sexually cold, so would he have sex with him many times? Ye Hongyu was very happy for some reason.
But Mo Shanshan is not as kind as Xu Yi. In the afternoon, in the library, Ye Hongyu said hesitantly that he had put Xu Yi on the tattoo and put him on the pigeon. He immediately picked up his mobile phone and sent a message: Xiaoyu has done something bad again, so he can invite a big meal tonight
In the evening, in a Hunan restaurant, Tang Xiaotang and Tmall girls were very happy to ask what happened and said it to make everyone happy.
Mo Shanshan smiled and told the tattoo again. Ye Hongyu did not tell her about the promise of compensation, so she still thought Xu Yi was angry and went back.
Tang Xiaotang and Tmall women looked at each other. Xiaoyukeng has not been so out of line yet, so they played a bit big this time.
Tang Xiaotang looked a little worried: Although Xu Yi looks like a playboy, I think he is very old-fashioned and traditional. He should have done a lot of ideological struggle to agree to you, and you actually cheated him.
Tmall girl adds fuel to the fire: He didn't beat you to death, it means he really loves you
Mo Shanshan was very curious: Why did you put his dove? You wanted to tattoo it so much before.
Ye Hongyu sighed: I made a big mistake. I should have tattooed it first and let Xu Yi tattoo it behind. You don’t know that tattooing is much more terrifying than my own tattoos. The row of needles pierced up and down into the flesh, and blood flowed out. It was good that I could stand firm at that time, so how could I dare to tattoo it?
Mo Shanshan patted his chest: Fortunately, I didn't agree to accompany you to tattoo, otherwise I would be the one who was cheated.
Tang Xiaotang still frowned: Then you have to apologize to Xu Yi well. If you feel trepidated, it will be difficult to recover. Moreover, after all, you care about Xu Yi very much.
Ye Hongyu nodded guiltily and said that fortunately he didn't tell Mo Shanshan the compensation plan, otherwise he might have been persuaded by these guys who were afraid of the world's chaos.
Tmall girl did follow this idea and looked very serious: I think it's useless to apologize, there should be substantial compensation.
Mo Shanshan suddenly laughed and said: I remembered two jokes again. The first one was that I used to hire a son-in-law. My daughter looked at him quietly from behind. I was satisfied with the man. I said that my daughter was all based on her parents. If she was not satisfied, she said that her daughter wanted to serve her parents for a few years. Another joke was that a man saved a woman. If the man was ugly, the woman would say that I would repay you for being a cow or a horse in the next life. If the man looked good,
The Tmall woman immediately received: It is hard to repay the great kindness, the little woman can only promise her body!
Tang Xiaotang also started to join in the fun: Yes, if you sleep with Xu Yi for a night, nothing will happen?
Tmall girl immediately responded: No, sleeping for one night is too broad. Xiaoyu and Xu Yi are considered sleeping in Hangzhou, so you must have sex.
Ye Hongyu sighed: Didn’t you say that you eat someone’s mouth short? While you eat mine, you plan to give me my first time, and have friends who are even more harmful than you.
A few people laughed, Tmall girl didn't care at all: Xiaoyu, you probably thought about it a long time ago. A few days ago, we went to watch Xu Yi teach you swimming. His hand was on your butt. You didn't react at all. You even touched your butt casually. It would be natural to go to bed.
Ye Hongyu was a little embarrassed and angry: It’s the waist! Not the butt!
I kept complaining to Xu Yi. This fool was too honest. Tang Xiaotang told me when he asked, which made the bad guys in the same bed go to watch for two days. The Tmall girl also ordered Xu Yi to eat tofu. Fortunately, she was alert at that time. Every time she finished swimming, she made excuses to leave before Xu Yi wanted to invite everyone to dinner, otherwise she might be run by these bad guys.
Mo Shanshan’s tunic: Sometimes it’s the waist, sometimes it’s the butt, and you touch your thighs when you practice watering
Ye Hongyu argued: I was not paying attention to myself at that time, who knew where he touched it at that time
Tang Xiaotang laughed out loud: Xiaoyu, you are still moved. It’s really strange. You swim in a five-star hotel every day. Why didn’t Xu Yi take you to check in that hotel? If he takes the initiative, you will definitely be half-supported.
Tmall girl came to correct it again: What is half-supporting? It's called "rejecting but waiting". Your word cannot reflect the subjective initiative of Xiaoyu.
Mo Shanshan smiled and didn't say anything. Only she knew that Ye Hongyu was taking HPV vaccine, but she didn't know if Xiaoyu could last until the day after the third injection. Judging from the current progress, it was very lingering.
I don’t know when the discussion topic between Tang Xiaotang and Tmall women has become. Why didn’t Xu Yi take action? The same is true in Hangzhou and the same is Junyue. Is there any problem with Xu Yi?
Tmall girl solemnly suggested that Ye Hongyu try it as soon as possible. If Xu Yi is not humane, she should get out as soon as possible. Ye Hongyu was even more embarrassed.
After returning to Moshanshan's room at night, Ye Hongyu was a little depressed: Why did I just put Xu Yi pigeon? He didn't say anything yet? After you taught me a lesson, it seemed that I did something that hurt the world. If I didn't go to bed with him, I would be angry and resentful.
Mo Shanshan laughed: We just watch the fun and don't bother with it
Ye Hongyu sighed, covered her face and lay down on the sofa. These friends Ah
Two days later, I met Xu Yi again in the gym. Xu Yi was naked and sweaty, facing the mirror with a bitter face and using a tissue to wipe the tattoo. Ye Hongyu smiled and took two more dry tissues to gently help Xu Yi suck the sweat on the surface of the wound.
Xu Yi looked at Ye Hongyu without swimming equipment at all, frowned: Xiaoyu, I can't go into the water these days after I got tattooed, but you shouldn't waste Ah. After a few days of interruption, the learning effect will be much worse.
Ye Hongyu curled his lips and cursed a fool in his heart
Then, I suddenly asked Xu Yi: Tangtang has always been very curious. We were swimming in the swimming pool of a five-star hotel. Have you ever thought of checking in here and tricking me into bed
Xu Yi was stunned for a moment: Haven’t you agreed to be my girlfriend yet?
Alas, this old-fashioned, why do you always get these two things together? There is obviously no causal relationship, but this is a bit difficult to deal with. When he goes back to sleep with him, he must have felt that he promised to be his girlfriend. It's a headache.
Ye Hongyu suddenly remembered something: Xu Yi, I want to go bungee jumping tomorrow afternoon, please accompany me
Xu Yi had no choice: Little fish, you just released me a big pigeon
Ye Hongyu stopped talking, lowered her head, looking like I knew I was wrong and you didn't agree to me, so I was very sad. Then she stood in front of Xu Yi with grievance. The person next to her looked more like a little girl bullied by her boyfriend.
Xu Yi sighed: OK
Ye Hongyu changed his face suddenly and hugged Xu Yi's arm with laughter. Xu Yi finally couldn't help laughing.
the next day
The bungee jumping in Baiyun Mountain is not far from the school, and you will arrive quickly. The bungee jumping here is divided into double jumping, back-tied and foot-tied. Ye Hongyu firmly refused the double jumping recommended by the staff. She said that it was too different. The original intention of bungee jumping was to fly freely. The feeling of two people jumping together was to throw sandbags.
Xu Yi accompanied Ye Hongyu along the aerial corridor to the bungee point. Looking down, the valley was lush and green, and I felt very open-minded. Xu Yi walked to a point in front and planned to jump first.
Ye Hongyu stopped him: No, I'll do this first, you see I'll finish jumping, and then you can do it or not
As she said that, she walked up and asked the staff to tie the rope to her feet. Xu Yi frowned. This was her first time jumping. Should she use such a thrilling foot-tie style?
On the edge of the jumping platform, Ye Hongyu closed his eyes, jumped gently, and fell like a bird.
She didn't know that Xu Yi, who was next to her, saw the whole time, but she was as cold as if she had fallen into an ice cellar.
Just one minute later, Ye Hongyu was pulled up by the staff, and Xu Yi looked at her with a smile: Otherwise, I won’t jump
Ye Hongyu smiled: Xu Yi, don’t you be so considerate, okay? You obviously want to dance, but you pretend to be afraid and don’t dance, just deliberately find excuses to put your pigeon when you pull a tattoo.
What a smart little fish, Xu Yi smiled happily, but Ye Hongyu approached and continued in a low voice: Go and dance, don't worry, I promised your compensation, I will definitely not break my promise
Xu Yi nodded with a smile again, turned around and asked the staff to tie the rope to his feet.
Standing on the edge of the jumping platform, she looked back at Ye Hongyu, her face was a little red. I don’t know if it was because of the blood flowing back when she hung upside down just now, or because of the shyness of the little daughter after that sentence.
Xu Yi smiled slightly, and without closing his eyes, he jumped into the lush green area.
On the way back to school, Ye Hongyu talked to Xu Yi all the way, complaining about why Xu Yi wasn't afraid of bungee jumping, saying that she had jumped by herself as she wanted, but Xu Yi didn't dare to jump, so the two of them would be even. Now, I still owe Xu Yi.
However, the fool could see that this complaint was pretending, and the spring feeling between his eyebrows could not be hidden no matter how hard he could
Xu Yi was not that happy. Although he was laughing and laughing all the time, he always felt an ominous feeling in his heart.
At about six o'clock in the afternoon, Tang Xiaotang, who received Xu Yi's WeChat, immediately called back: I'll treat you to dinner tonight
In a very simple and quiet Western restaurant booth, Tang Xiaotang did not look like she usually laughed and relaxed. It was obvious that it was solemn between her eyebrows and eyes. As soon as she ordered the meal, she asked Xu Yi to describe the details again.
At that time, she smiled at me, then closed her eyes, jumped down easily, I saw it very clearly, and the expression after closing her eyes was too relaxed and peaceful, and I suddenly felt creepy.
Why, what do you think? Tang Xiaotang looked serious
I thought something was wrong. Last time I was tattooed, I quietly saw Xiaoyu's expression. I saw her very frightened and scared, so she regretted it and stopped tattooing. I was not very angry later. It was just over. But this time it was different. When she jumped down, she was too calm. The feeling of relaxation and devotion was like... Xu Yi couldn't find a suitable adjective for a moment
It's like putting into the arms of a lover, Tang Xiaotang gently replenishes
Yes, that's the feeling!
Xu Yi was very sure, and then continued: I didn't hesitate when I jumped, because I knew the rope on my feet was safe enough, so I would definitely be fine if I jumped, but afterwards I looked at the photos and videos they took, I could still see that I was very nervous at that time, not as relaxed as the little fish.
Tang Xiaotang sighed: Death wish Do you know this word?
Xu Yi was stunned for a moment and shook his head, but he felt that it was not good literally. He asked in some confusion: Punk?
In his impression, only Punk seems to have the weird idea of dying when he was young
Tang Xiaotang shook his head: It's the heart of death. This is the belief of many people who play extreme sports. They are never satisfied. They believe that life is the challenge of increasing difficulty. Death in the process of challenge is the most brilliant way. Xiaoyu likes to keep this word on his lips when he climbed. He went to play unprotected rock climbing during the summer vacation that year. He fell seriously injured when he fell down. He was forced to shut up for a week and was forced to shut up by Mo Shanshan. He hasn't heard her say that her skateboard sign is also called deathwish. After the injury, Mo Shanshan also thought it was unlucky and forced her to sell it on BBS.
Tang Xiaotang continued: It is said that there are many people in the Mathematical Institute who have this idea, at least a dozen, especially those who play bands and those who play mountaineering. I can't understand it. I say that I will never grow old, because I will die when my life is most brilliant. Someone once proudly said, how could a person like me live to be 35 years old, they should not be world-weary, they seem to be more afraid of getting old than death.
Xu Yi frowned: I didn't see Xiaoyu having this kind of thought.
Tang Xiaotang nodded: Xiaoyu should not be as extreme as those people, but she doesn't care about death. She herself said that falling down and falling to death after climbing a snow mountain, and hitting a car on the wall, are much better than slowly dying of old age. You said that she looked peaceful when she was bungee jumping. She should just think that she would die if she died like this. She died in Qingshan's arms. But this is just a possibility, because I can't understand, I can only guess that she started her sophomore year. Sometimes I read some philosophical books and some very pessimistic books. Every time I turn a few pages, I throw them down, but she is fascinated and goes to watch some avant-garde dramas, which makes me always worried about her.
Xu Yi sighed: So that's it
The steak was served, Tang Xiaotang cut it into pieces and stuffed it into his mouth. While chewing it, he muttered: Anyway, I am very afraid of death. Even if I live for a hundred years and are about to die, I still want to persist in living for a hundred years and one day, and eat more delicious food.
Xu Yi smiled: I'm afraid of death, too
Tang Xiaotang sighed: This broken fish, Ah, is afraid of pain but not afraid of death
Xu Yi smiled helplessly
Tang Xiaotang is a little serious: Xu Yi, the reason why I want to treat you to dinner today is actually because I want to ask you for something.
Xu Yi nodded: I will do my best to what you said
Tang Xiaotang's face is solemn: Xiaoyu has many dangerous activities because she is not afraid of death. She has been to unprotected rock climbing before and has been to southern Xinjiang alone. This year, her plan also includes going to the snow-capped mountains and traveling to the controversial area of Palestinian and Israel. I want to ask you to accompany her no matter how busy you are, these two places must accompany her. I am always worried that something will happen to her. I feel more at ease if you are by my side.
Xu Yi solemnly agreed, Tang Xiaotang smiled with a smile on his face
However, when checking out, Xu Yi was still very tough and rushed to pay the money. He also said to Tang Xiaotang with a serious look: Xiaotang, as long as I have not gone bankrupt, I will treat you to you all my life.
Tang Xiaotang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized and said with a smile: It turns out that Xiaoyu even told you about this.
Mo Shanshan didn't even look at her, and directly pushed her hand away: I want to go by myself, but I won't go
But I'm afraid of pain, I won't be afraid if you tattoo first... Ye Hongyu had a sad face and looked pitiful.
Go to die, I haven't finished my homework yet. I've long been used to seeing Ye Hongyu's various tricks, and Moshan Mountain can't pour water in.
coward
Ye Hongyu walked around the room with dissatisfaction. An important module of the system had just been launched. The heavy pressure for more than a week was suddenly released. She really couldn't sit still and always wanted to do something.
Seeing Ye Hongyu dialing a phone with his cell phone, he smiled and said: I'll treat you to dinner tonight
Mo Shanshan shook his head quietly and sighed. How many bad things Xu Yi did in his previous life? Why did he fall in love with this broken fish? And it seems that he liked it more and more devotedly.
In a small restaurant near Moshanshan's house
Ye Hongyu squeezed beside Xu Yi and gave him his cell phone: Look, look, this series of small pictures are so beautiful and artistic
Xu Yi looked at the designs on his phone, which was really pleasing to the eye. Each picture was only the size of a one-yuan coin, and it was a thin circular contour line with a simple full-body portrait in the middle.
The designer's level is very high. The portrait has no changes in color or lines. It is all projected by ink blue of the same color. However, the outline of each figure is so wonderful that it reflects different characters, either fishing old men, playing flute shepherd boys, sitting quietly with a high-ranking monks, or drinking alone. They are all vivid and have a lofty artistic conception.
Xu Yi nodded: It's very good, but why did you call me out to see this? Is it your design?
Ye Hongyu smiled and said: Of course not, my handwriting is ugly and my paintings are bad. You don’t know that I want to choose one of the patterns and tattoo them on my body. Please help me choose them.
Tattoo?
Xu Yi frowned. He had many tattoos in his usual circle of friends and had even various piercings, but he always stayed away from this. This time, Ye Hongyu suddenly wanted a tattoo, and he was a little uncomfortable.
However, these patterns look very artistic, especially the back of this handsome woman, the aura of walking alone in the world, which matches Ye Hongyu. Xu Yi hesitated for a moment and chose this one for Ye Hongyu to show.
Ye Hongyu smiled, and he was really in tune with each other. He nodded and said yes, then stroked his fingers left and right, opened another picture, and handed it to Xu Yi: Then, you tattoo this
Xu Yi looked at the silhouette image of the proud halberd finger, and immediately realized that he had been fooled. The selection of this ghost fish was fake, and it was real to take him to tattoo together. However, this pattern is really good with Ye Hongyu's one.
Xu Yi came to his senses and shook his head firmly: I don’t have a tattoo, you tattoo it yourself
Ye Hongyu had long guessed that the old-fashioned Xu Yi would be like this. The skill of pretending to be pitiful should be immune to him, so this time she used another method.
Ye Hongyu lay on the table with a smile, turned her face and stared at Xu Yi's eyes very beautifully: Let's exchange it, I'm a Confucian scholar, you're a female hero, so we will always remember each other
Xu Yi's heart beats
Ye Hongyu curled his smile and changed his mate's tone very serious: Moreover, I will give you a great benefit, but I won't tell you for now, I know it in my heart.
Even after having sex, I will still be friends with you
Ye Hongyu said quietly in his heart
These days, the daily life of the swimming pool and the relaxing chatting during meals made her stay by Xu Yi more and more comfortable, as if she had never been warm and calm before.
This is much more valuable than having sex. Thinking about the previous plan to throw Xu Yi away after having sex, I'm so choking.
However, if you still have to be friends after sex, you will definitely continue to have sex later, right? Then continue to do it, Ye Hongyu's face was slightly dizzy and red.
Xu Yi nodded with difficulty and then added: I can only tattoo on the back, I am afraid that my parents will find out. Thinking of my old-fashioned and rude father, Xu Yi is still feeling a little guilty.
Ye Hongyu nodded and smiled happily
A few days later, in a tattoo room, Ye Hongyu swears that this is the best-known store in Guangzhou. Xu Yi asked about the price, and the hourly fee was nearly 2,000 yuan per hour, and then he felt a little relieved.
Xu Yi was lying on the bed with his upper body naked. The technician was operating it. It was like an old-generation sewing machine. A needle kept coming in and out at high speed.
It hurts more than I imagined. Xu Yi frowned. He didn't expect that the lines on his back would hurt so much.
The tattoo artist apologized that the needle was moving deeper this time because the pattern he chose was too thick and the effect would not be good if the needle was not deep.
Xu Yi nodded, saying it didn't hurt very much, it didn't matter
An hour later, when the technician took the alcohol cotton ball to disinfect Xu Yi for the final disinfection, Xu Yi felt very cool. It seemed that the pain of alcohol stimulation was not the same level as the tattoo.
OK, it's your turn. Xu Yi nodded at Ye Hongyu, thinking in his heart that she couldn't help but say, should she hold her hand hard
I'm not tattooed anymore, I'm afraid Ye Hongyu looks fearful.
No more tattoos??? Can you regret this at the last minute??? Xu Yi stared at Ye Hongyu, thinking of eating her. Ye Hongyu lowered his head guiltily, but he was very firm: I won't tattoos anymore, it hurts too much
Xu Yi didn't say anything, but just turned around and asked the store owner how much it cost. Ye Hongyu rushed to scan the code and paid the money. Xu Yi didn't stop her, but didn't say a word from leaving the store, to the parking lot, to the car.
It's so annoying. Ye Hongyu didn't tattoo it anymore. What's the matter with a female hero on her body? It's better to tattoo it with a happy girl. If you meet someone in the future, you can also make your child happy.
The key is that the tattoo cannot be washed off. The tattooist came up and told him that the pattern with too thick color cannot be washed.
Ye Hongyu knew that Xu Yi was angry, and sat in the passenger seat with guilt and didn't say anything. Xu Yi drove silently, his face turned pale and didn't even look at her.
Ye Hongyu was very apologized, but she was really scared. When she was applying the color just now, so many needles were pierced into her body at high speed, bringing out strands of blood, which made her look dizzy when she looked around. She said she didn't dare to go any further, but this really made Xu Yi miserable.
Ye Hongyu looked very careful: Xu Yi, don’t be angry, okay? I didn’t mean to cheat you just now, I really dare not
Xu Yi nodded: OK
He shook his face in anger just now, but after that, he was not particularly angry with Ye Hongyu.
Xu Yi actually understood in his heart that he felt so painful. Ye Hongyu was so thin, and the muscle layer on his back was thinner, so it should hurt more.
Now he is more depressed than angry. If he had tattooed the Confucian scholar at that time, it would have been too inappropriate to tattoo a female hero.
Ye Hongyu looked very careful again: When you go out together next time, will you give up your butts a few times?
Xu Yi was stunned for a moment. The meaning of this sentence seemed to be a bit too much. First, I would go out with him.
Second, I will stay in the same room when I go out
Third, is he allowed to do such actions that are far more intimate than ordinary boyfriends and girlfriends?
Ye Hongyu misunderstood Xu Yi's hesitation, thinking that he thought the compensation was insincere, so he bit his lip and whispered: If it is not enough, let you take off my underwear and hit it again
Xu Yi almost stepped on the brakes. After finally waiting for the red light, he quickly hung up to the neutral level. He turned his head and looked at Ye Hongyu strangely. Her face turned red, which looked very beautiful.
Ye Hongyu was even more guilty. Why did he blurt out just now? It’s all because of Mo Shanshan.
Shanshan tells the story of her and Ning Que, saying that when she graduated from elementary school, she played a game with Ning Que, but was lost and was spanked by Ning Que. That was their first close contact. From then on, when she thought of Ning Que, she began to have sex.
Ye Hongyu conceived the picture in his mind many times, thinking it was worth trying. He suddenly said it out loud just now, and now he regrets it.
However, under Xu Yi's suspicious gaze, Ye Hongyu forced himself to speak out: Just let you vent your anger a few times, you can't take the opportunity to rape me
Xu Yi shook his head: Forget it, I can't do it, something will definitely happen in that situation.
Ye Hongyu couldn't help but smile, but the reason could not be told Xu Yi. What he meant was that he would not be able to withstand the temptation at that time, which means that he was not sexually cold, so would he have sex with him many times? Ye Hongyu was very happy for some reason.
But Mo Shanshan is not as kind as Xu Yi. In the afternoon, in the library, Ye Hongyu said hesitantly that he had put Xu Yi on the tattoo and put him on the pigeon. He immediately picked up his mobile phone and sent a message: Xiaoyu has done something bad again, so he can invite a big meal tonight
In the evening, in a Hunan restaurant, Tang Xiaotang and Tmall girls were very happy to ask what happened and said it to make everyone happy.
Mo Shanshan smiled and told the tattoo again. Ye Hongyu did not tell her about the promise of compensation, so she still thought Xu Yi was angry and went back.
Tang Xiaotang and Tmall women looked at each other. Xiaoyukeng has not been so out of line yet, so they played a bit big this time.
Tang Xiaotang looked a little worried: Although Xu Yi looks like a playboy, I think he is very old-fashioned and traditional. He should have done a lot of ideological struggle to agree to you, and you actually cheated him.
Tmall girl adds fuel to the fire: He didn't beat you to death, it means he really loves you
Mo Shanshan was very curious: Why did you put his dove? You wanted to tattoo it so much before.
Ye Hongyu sighed: I made a big mistake. I should have tattooed it first and let Xu Yi tattoo it behind. You don’t know that tattooing is much more terrifying than my own tattoos. The row of needles pierced up and down into the flesh, and blood flowed out. It was good that I could stand firm at that time, so how could I dare to tattoo it?
Mo Shanshan patted his chest: Fortunately, I didn't agree to accompany you to tattoo, otherwise I would be the one who was cheated.
Tang Xiaotang still frowned: Then you have to apologize to Xu Yi well. If you feel trepidated, it will be difficult to recover. Moreover, after all, you care about Xu Yi very much.
Ye Hongyu nodded guiltily and said that fortunately he didn't tell Mo Shanshan the compensation plan, otherwise he might have been persuaded by these guys who were afraid of the world's chaos.
Tmall girl did follow this idea and looked very serious: I think it's useless to apologize, there should be substantial compensation.
Mo Shanshan suddenly laughed and said: I remembered two jokes again. The first one was that I used to hire a son-in-law. My daughter looked at him quietly from behind. I was satisfied with the man. I said that my daughter was all based on her parents. If she was not satisfied, she said that her daughter wanted to serve her parents for a few years. Another joke was that a man saved a woman. If the man was ugly, the woman would say that I would repay you for being a cow or a horse in the next life. If the man looked good,
The Tmall woman immediately received: It is hard to repay the great kindness, the little woman can only promise her body!
Tang Xiaotang also started to join in the fun: Yes, if you sleep with Xu Yi for a night, nothing will happen?
Tmall girl immediately responded: No, sleeping for one night is too broad. Xiaoyu and Xu Yi are considered sleeping in Hangzhou, so you must have sex.
Ye Hongyu sighed: Didn’t you say that you eat someone’s mouth short? While you eat mine, you plan to give me my first time, and have friends who are even more harmful than you.
A few people laughed, Tmall girl didn't care at all: Xiaoyu, you probably thought about it a long time ago. A few days ago, we went to watch Xu Yi teach you swimming. His hand was on your butt. You didn't react at all. You even touched your butt casually. It would be natural to go to bed.
Ye Hongyu was a little embarrassed and angry: It’s the waist! Not the butt!
I kept complaining to Xu Yi. This fool was too honest. Tang Xiaotang told me when he asked, which made the bad guys in the same bed go to watch for two days. The Tmall girl also ordered Xu Yi to eat tofu. Fortunately, she was alert at that time. Every time she finished swimming, she made excuses to leave before Xu Yi wanted to invite everyone to dinner, otherwise she might be run by these bad guys.
Mo Shanshan’s tunic: Sometimes it’s the waist, sometimes it’s the butt, and you touch your thighs when you practice watering
Ye Hongyu argued: I was not paying attention to myself at that time, who knew where he touched it at that time
Tang Xiaotang laughed out loud: Xiaoyu, you are still moved. It’s really strange. You swim in a five-star hotel every day. Why didn’t Xu Yi take you to check in that hotel? If he takes the initiative, you will definitely be half-supported.
Tmall girl came to correct it again: What is half-supporting? It's called "rejecting but waiting". Your word cannot reflect the subjective initiative of Xiaoyu.
Mo Shanshan smiled and didn't say anything. Only she knew that Ye Hongyu was taking HPV vaccine, but she didn't know if Xiaoyu could last until the day after the third injection. Judging from the current progress, it was very lingering.
I don’t know when the discussion topic between Tang Xiaotang and Tmall women has become. Why didn’t Xu Yi take action? The same is true in Hangzhou and the same is Junyue. Is there any problem with Xu Yi?
Tmall girl solemnly suggested that Ye Hongyu try it as soon as possible. If Xu Yi is not humane, she should get out as soon as possible. Ye Hongyu was even more embarrassed.
After returning to Moshanshan's room at night, Ye Hongyu was a little depressed: Why did I just put Xu Yi pigeon? He didn't say anything yet? After you taught me a lesson, it seemed that I did something that hurt the world. If I didn't go to bed with him, I would be angry and resentful.
Mo Shanshan laughed: We just watch the fun and don't bother with it
Ye Hongyu sighed, covered her face and lay down on the sofa. These friends Ah
Two days later, I met Xu Yi again in the gym. Xu Yi was naked and sweaty, facing the mirror with a bitter face and using a tissue to wipe the tattoo. Ye Hongyu smiled and took two more dry tissues to gently help Xu Yi suck the sweat on the surface of the wound.
Xu Yi looked at Ye Hongyu without swimming equipment at all, frowned: Xiaoyu, I can't go into the water these days after I got tattooed, but you shouldn't waste Ah. After a few days of interruption, the learning effect will be much worse.
Ye Hongyu curled his lips and cursed a fool in his heart
Then, I suddenly asked Xu Yi: Tangtang has always been very curious. We were swimming in the swimming pool of a five-star hotel. Have you ever thought of checking in here and tricking me into bed
Xu Yi was stunned for a moment: Haven’t you agreed to be my girlfriend yet?
Alas, this old-fashioned, why do you always get these two things together? There is obviously no causal relationship, but this is a bit difficult to deal with. When he goes back to sleep with him, he must have felt that he promised to be his girlfriend. It's a headache.
Ye Hongyu suddenly remembered something: Xu Yi, I want to go bungee jumping tomorrow afternoon, please accompany me
Xu Yi had no choice: Little fish, you just released me a big pigeon
Ye Hongyu stopped talking, lowered her head, looking like I knew I was wrong and you didn't agree to me, so I was very sad. Then she stood in front of Xu Yi with grievance. The person next to her looked more like a little girl bullied by her boyfriend.
Xu Yi sighed: OK
Ye Hongyu changed his face suddenly and hugged Xu Yi's arm with laughter. Xu Yi finally couldn't help laughing.
the next day
The bungee jumping in Baiyun Mountain is not far from the school, and you will arrive quickly. The bungee jumping here is divided into double jumping, back-tied and foot-tied. Ye Hongyu firmly refused the double jumping recommended by the staff. She said that it was too different. The original intention of bungee jumping was to fly freely. The feeling of two people jumping together was to throw sandbags.
Xu Yi accompanied Ye Hongyu along the aerial corridor to the bungee point. Looking down, the valley was lush and green, and I felt very open-minded. Xu Yi walked to a point in front and planned to jump first.
Ye Hongyu stopped him: No, I'll do this first, you see I'll finish jumping, and then you can do it or not
As she said that, she walked up and asked the staff to tie the rope to her feet. Xu Yi frowned. This was her first time jumping. Should she use such a thrilling foot-tie style?
On the edge of the jumping platform, Ye Hongyu closed his eyes, jumped gently, and fell like a bird.
She didn't know that Xu Yi, who was next to her, saw the whole time, but she was as cold as if she had fallen into an ice cellar.
Just one minute later, Ye Hongyu was pulled up by the staff, and Xu Yi looked at her with a smile: Otherwise, I won’t jump
Ye Hongyu smiled: Xu Yi, don’t you be so considerate, okay? You obviously want to dance, but you pretend to be afraid and don’t dance, just deliberately find excuses to put your pigeon when you pull a tattoo.
What a smart little fish, Xu Yi smiled happily, but Ye Hongyu approached and continued in a low voice: Go and dance, don't worry, I promised your compensation, I will definitely not break my promise
Xu Yi nodded with a smile again, turned around and asked the staff to tie the rope to his feet.
Standing on the edge of the jumping platform, she looked back at Ye Hongyu, her face was a little red. I don’t know if it was because of the blood flowing back when she hung upside down just now, or because of the shyness of the little daughter after that sentence.
Xu Yi smiled slightly, and without closing his eyes, he jumped into the lush green area.
On the way back to school, Ye Hongyu talked to Xu Yi all the way, complaining about why Xu Yi wasn't afraid of bungee jumping, saying that she had jumped by herself as she wanted, but Xu Yi didn't dare to jump, so the two of them would be even. Now, I still owe Xu Yi.
However, the fool could see that this complaint was pretending, and the spring feeling between his eyebrows could not be hidden no matter how hard he could
Xu Yi was not that happy. Although he was laughing and laughing all the time, he always felt an ominous feeling in his heart.
At about six o'clock in the afternoon, Tang Xiaotang, who received Xu Yi's WeChat, immediately called back: I'll treat you to dinner tonight
In a very simple and quiet Western restaurant booth, Tang Xiaotang did not look like she usually laughed and relaxed. It was obvious that it was solemn between her eyebrows and eyes. As soon as she ordered the meal, she asked Xu Yi to describe the details again.
At that time, she smiled at me, then closed her eyes, jumped down easily, I saw it very clearly, and the expression after closing her eyes was too relaxed and peaceful, and I suddenly felt creepy.
Why, what do you think? Tang Xiaotang looked serious
I thought something was wrong. Last time I was tattooed, I quietly saw Xiaoyu's expression. I saw her very frightened and scared, so she regretted it and stopped tattooing. I was not very angry later. It was just over. But this time it was different. When she jumped down, she was too calm. The feeling of relaxation and devotion was like... Xu Yi couldn't find a suitable adjective for a moment
It's like putting into the arms of a lover, Tang Xiaotang gently replenishes
Yes, that's the feeling!
Xu Yi was very sure, and then continued: I didn't hesitate when I jumped, because I knew the rope on my feet was safe enough, so I would definitely be fine if I jumped, but afterwards I looked at the photos and videos they took, I could still see that I was very nervous at that time, not as relaxed as the little fish.
Tang Xiaotang sighed: Death wish Do you know this word?
Xu Yi was stunned for a moment and shook his head, but he felt that it was not good literally. He asked in some confusion: Punk?
In his impression, only Punk seems to have the weird idea of dying when he was young
Tang Xiaotang shook his head: It's the heart of death. This is the belief of many people who play extreme sports. They are never satisfied. They believe that life is the challenge of increasing difficulty. Death in the process of challenge is the most brilliant way. Xiaoyu likes to keep this word on his lips when he climbed. He went to play unprotected rock climbing during the summer vacation that year. He fell seriously injured when he fell down. He was forced to shut up for a week and was forced to shut up by Mo Shanshan. He hasn't heard her say that her skateboard sign is also called deathwish. After the injury, Mo Shanshan also thought it was unlucky and forced her to sell it on BBS.
Tang Xiaotang continued: It is said that there are many people in the Mathematical Institute who have this idea, at least a dozen, especially those who play bands and those who play mountaineering. I can't understand it. I say that I will never grow old, because I will die when my life is most brilliant. Someone once proudly said, how could a person like me live to be 35 years old, they should not be world-weary, they seem to be more afraid of getting old than death.
Xu Yi frowned: I didn't see Xiaoyu having this kind of thought.
Tang Xiaotang nodded: Xiaoyu should not be as extreme as those people, but she doesn't care about death. She herself said that falling down and falling to death after climbing a snow mountain, and hitting a car on the wall, are much better than slowly dying of old age. You said that she looked peaceful when she was bungee jumping. She should just think that she would die if she died like this. She died in Qingshan's arms. But this is just a possibility, because I can't understand, I can only guess that she started her sophomore year. Sometimes I read some philosophical books and some very pessimistic books. Every time I turn a few pages, I throw them down, but she is fascinated and goes to watch some avant-garde dramas, which makes me always worried about her.
Xu Yi sighed: So that's it
The steak was served, Tang Xiaotang cut it into pieces and stuffed it into his mouth. While chewing it, he muttered: Anyway, I am very afraid of death. Even if I live for a hundred years and are about to die, I still want to persist in living for a hundred years and one day, and eat more delicious food.
Xu Yi smiled: I'm afraid of death, too
Tang Xiaotang sighed: This broken fish, Ah, is afraid of pain but not afraid of death
Xu Yi smiled helplessly
Tang Xiaotang is a little serious: Xu Yi, the reason why I want to treat you to dinner today is actually because I want to ask you for something.
Xu Yi nodded: I will do my best to what you said
Tang Xiaotang's face is solemn: Xiaoyu has many dangerous activities because she is not afraid of death. She has been to unprotected rock climbing before and has been to southern Xinjiang alone. This year, her plan also includes going to the snow-capped mountains and traveling to the controversial area of Palestinian and Israel. I want to ask you to accompany her no matter how busy you are, these two places must accompany her. I am always worried that something will happen to her. I feel more at ease if you are by my side.
Xu Yi solemnly agreed, Tang Xiaotang smiled with a smile on his face
However, when checking out, Xu Yi was still very tough and rushed to pay the money. He also said to Tang Xiaotang with a serious look: Xiaotang, as long as I have not gone bankrupt, I will treat you to you all my life.
Tang Xiaotang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized and said with a smile: It turns out that Xiaoyu even told you about this.
![[Xuanhuan Novels] Ge Lifu's Travels: The Little Man Country - Good writing style, supernatural, different world, different country](/templates/nvshen/themes/img/thumb_1.png)