Hello, who? Ergou shouted at the phone
The car ran too fast and the radio waves interfered, but Ergou still heard the sound on the other side of the phone clearly.
Good brother, it's sister, I'll leave with confidence. Sister's convoy is following you, I will escort you until you get on the plane, you guessed it right, someone offers a reward of 500,000 yuan to buy your head, and now the gangsters in Guangcheng have been tempted to mobilize, but don't worry, no one can hurt you before you leave this country
It's the voice of Sai Jiangnan
Ergou turned around and saw a GMC RV following behind, two Mercedes-Benz protecting each other.
Which big RV are you in? He said to his elder brother
Yes, Sai Jiangnan's voice came from the big brother with the interference radio waves.
Ergou was silent. Xiaomu, who heard the big brother's voice, also turned around and looked behind, his eyes full of complexity.
Hang up, please leave with peace of mind. Remember to call me when you get there. When you come back, remember to call me. Sai Jiangnan said with a smile and hung up the phone directly
Doodo
After being busy with the sound, until the eldest brother hung up automatically, Ergou still kept making phone calls.
She's already dead, Xiaomu said on the side
Ergou smiled bitterly, put down his elder brother, looked at her and said: Are you not moved at all?
What do you want to say? Xiaomu looked at him and asked.
Ergou was stunned, shook his head, and stopped talking
He doesn't know what he wants to say, either
If I could come back safely, if he thought in his heart
Arriving at the airport was not smooth. Ergou and his group were embarrassed by security check when they entered the airport gate. In the end, Sai Jiangnan followed from behind.
Let him go, otherwise I will kill your whole family. She only said one thing, and the security check immediately shrank his neck and let it go
Her fat body is an invincible pass in Guangshi. In Guangshi, you may not know the mayor, the secretary of the municipal party committee, and you may not even know who the head of state is, but you must not know who Sai Jiangnan is
She stopped with her and others before she took her to the boarding stairs.
Sister can only send you here, let's go. Sai Jiangnan said with a smile, saying, "Let's go." When the word "leave", her eyes were looking at Xiaomu.
Xiaomu felt it, her whole body trembled, opened her mouth and wanted to say something, and finally bit her lip and went onto the plane without saying a word.
This is Ergou's first time flying, and so is Wang Bao, Xueqi and Luo Cheng. They seemed very excited when they got on the plane. Ergou's seat was by the window, and he could see the scenery outside.
Brother Dog, what should we do if this plane falls halfway through the sky? After being excited, Wang Bao was soon a little scared
Xue Qi immediately gave him a blank look and said: "Things that are unpromising, look at how calm Luo Cheng is."
Wang Bao looked back and saw Luo Cheng closing his eyes and not knowing what he was muttering. After listening carefully, he heard a few words.
After a closer look, he found that his face was a little pale, and he immediately burst into laughter
He was chanting the Buddha's scriptures and begging the Buddha to protect him. He smiled and looked at Luo Cheng and said: Hello, can you be more normal? Your Buddha won't fly
Buddha can do everything. Luo Cheng opened his eyes and said seriously
But I have never seen a Buddha fly up before. Wang Bao said seriously
Luo Cheng gave him a blank look and said: All you see are statues of Buddha, not the true body of Buddha.
What do you mean is that the Buddhas I see are all fake? Wang Bao immediately looked surprised and said.
No, Luo Cheng was a little helpless. Those were just one of the Buddha's ten thousand clones.
It's not fake Ah, that means that the Buddha really can't fly. Wang Bao said stubbornly
Luo Cheng had no choice but to turn his head and stop talking
But Wang Bao didn't plan to let him go
Didn’t you say that the Buddha can do everything? Let him come and do my fortune telling me. He looked at Luo Cheng very seriously and said, “
The Buddha does not tell fortunes, the Buddha is the god king of the creation of sentient beings. Luo Cheng stared at him and said: Can you stop making trouble?
But as soon as he finished speaking, a young foreign man next to him said seriously in his unstandard Chinese: You are wrong, God is the God King who teaches sentient beings, and your so-called Buddha is just a false god.
Obviously, this is a believer of God
Seeing them arguing, Li Mu and Liu Yun in the front row had already put on their headphones and listened to music. It was obviously not the first time that the sisters Tian Xin and Tian Yue took the plane, so they also put on their headphones and started listening to songs.
Liu Yumin also followed them and put on the headphones.
Only Ergou was caught between Wang Bao and Xueqi, watching them arguing helplessly
Okay, don’t be upset. If you have the ability, you two call Buddha and God to compete. Whoever can win will be the king of gods. Is it OK? Wang Bao snorted coldly and said to the two believers.
Suddenly, Luo Cheng and the foreign young man's faces became a little embarrassed
At this moment, a radio came from the cabin saying that the plane was about to take off, and asked everyone to tie their seat belts, so that the few people did not make a noise.
For those who are flying for the first time, most people will feel excited, thrilled, and feared.
But Ergou was not afraid at all, only excited and stimulating, his eyes kept looking outside the window.
The plane got higher and higher, and he became more and more excited. Looking at Xiaomu, who was tightly closed by his eyes, he stretched out his arms and hugged her shoulders.
Xiaomu was stunned for a moment, but still leaned on his shoulder obediently.
I wasn't afraid, I just thought of leaving this country, and I felt very uncomfortable. She said softly: It's very sudden, I'm not even prepared at all
Don't think about it, everything will be fine, really Ergou kissed her forehead and said softly
Yes, Xiaomu nodded
After a while, she gently moved her head and looked at Ergou and said: I feel that I may really misunderstand her.
Her eyes were complicated and serious
Then wait for you to go back, and give her a good look. Ergou said with a smile.
Yes, Xiaomu nodded
Perhaps it was a bit sad because of their conversation. Wang Bao and his friends finally stopped arguing, their faces were a little gloomy, and they also began to miss homesick.
At this moment, the captain's voice sounded inappropriately on the radio
Dear passengers, I am the captain of this flight. The plane has taken off safely at this moment. Our destination is Los Angeles, USA.
This sentence undoubtedly made several people who had already begun to miss their homesickness even more melancholy
Brother Dog, I am a little homesick. Wang Bao turned his head and looked at Ergou and said
Ergou said without hesitation: OK, when you get off the plane, let Liu Yun buy you a return ticket, and you will go back.
I don't mean that, Brother Dog, I'm just talking. Wang Bao said hurriedly
But that's what I mean. Ergou said: Because I want to go back too
After he finished speaking, he smiled bitterly and said: But I can't go back now
After this sentence, everyone was silent and no one said anything they wanted to go back
The plane was about to fly in the sky for thirteen hours, so everyone fell asleep in a daze
Ergou was woken up by a noise. When he opened his eyes, he saw a group of foreigners in black suits shouting on the plane. Many passengers were lying on their seats in panic and dared not speak.
We are so lucky, we have encountered a hijacking. Xiaomu said to him with a wry smile.
Hijacking? What does it mean? Ergou hadn't reacted yet, but he soon understood because he saw a man in black take out a gun and beat a male passenger next to him to death.
Damn, the robbery actually caught me on the head. Ergou suddenly became angry and cursed
At the same time, a strange feeling came out in his head, and he could actually understand the words of those foreigners
All are quiet, my friends, I am just asking for money, don't worry, you are safe for the time being until my request is met
When these sounds entered Ergou's ears, Ergou was stunned for a moment. After listening carefully, he found that the person was indeed speaking foreign language. He immediately understood that it must be the effect of his special abilities.
The hijacking person obviously knew that many people couldn't understand Chinese, so he immediately greeted a thin Asian man beside him, and the man immediately used Chinese, and he repeated the words he just said again.
There are six of them in total, and I need a helper. Luo Cheng seemed very calm at this time and said to Ergou.
Hearing his words, Xue Qi immediately looked at Ergou and said: Brother Dog, let me go, I have good kung fu, I can see that these foreigners will never let us go no matter what. I am sure to kill them. If something happens to me, please take good care of my grandfather.
Fart, your grandfather raises it yourself, I don’t have that time to spare. Ergou said softly: Luo Cheng, you and Xue Qi are on the go. You two are very slick. Bring this medicine powder and just greet them later. As long as they smell the medicine powder, they will definitely be done.
As he said, he took out the bottle containing the magic medicine from his pocket and slowly put the bottle cap on it.
Luo Cheng was stunned. Xue Qi knew this bottle and his eyes lit up immediately.
Trust me Ergou said, poured some magic medicines into their hands
Be careful, don't touch this medicine, otherwise the gods will not be able to save you
He reminded them
Suddenly Xue Qi and Luo Chengdu nodded
At this moment, the robbery leader also noticed that they were talking and immediately started yelling at them.
He asked you to go out and stand in the aisle. Xiaomu hurriedly translated on the side.
Ergou was stunned and suddenly put some magic medicine on both hands inadvertently, signaling Xiaomu to take the bottle, and then slowly walked out with Xue Qiluocheng.
What are you talking about? Damn yellow pig, FUCK, I hate yellow pig the most. Give you five seconds to explain what you are talking about. I can let you die a little bit more. The robber leader said, and raised the gun in his hand, obviously in a demonstration.
Seeing Ergou and others looking confused, he cursed again and greeted the Asian man beside him, but before the person could speak, Xue Qi and Luo Cheng moved.
Their speed was very fast. In a blink of an eye, the gun on the robber leader was kicked off. The Asian man next to him was about to speak, but a hand was covered on his face. He was stunned. Before he could react, he felt his head start to dizzy. The gun on his hand immediately became unsteady and fell to the ground. His eyes instantly turned red.
The car ran too fast and the radio waves interfered, but Ergou still heard the sound on the other side of the phone clearly.
Good brother, it's sister, I'll leave with confidence. Sister's convoy is following you, I will escort you until you get on the plane, you guessed it right, someone offers a reward of 500,000 yuan to buy your head, and now the gangsters in Guangcheng have been tempted to mobilize, but don't worry, no one can hurt you before you leave this country
It's the voice of Sai Jiangnan
Ergou turned around and saw a GMC RV following behind, two Mercedes-Benz protecting each other.
Which big RV are you in? He said to his elder brother
Yes, Sai Jiangnan's voice came from the big brother with the interference radio waves.
Ergou was silent. Xiaomu, who heard the big brother's voice, also turned around and looked behind, his eyes full of complexity.
Hang up, please leave with peace of mind. Remember to call me when you get there. When you come back, remember to call me. Sai Jiangnan said with a smile and hung up the phone directly
Doodo
After being busy with the sound, until the eldest brother hung up automatically, Ergou still kept making phone calls.
She's already dead, Xiaomu said on the side
Ergou smiled bitterly, put down his elder brother, looked at her and said: Are you not moved at all?
What do you want to say? Xiaomu looked at him and asked.
Ergou was stunned, shook his head, and stopped talking
He doesn't know what he wants to say, either
If I could come back safely, if he thought in his heart
Arriving at the airport was not smooth. Ergou and his group were embarrassed by security check when they entered the airport gate. In the end, Sai Jiangnan followed from behind.
Let him go, otherwise I will kill your whole family. She only said one thing, and the security check immediately shrank his neck and let it go
Her fat body is an invincible pass in Guangshi. In Guangshi, you may not know the mayor, the secretary of the municipal party committee, and you may not even know who the head of state is, but you must not know who Sai Jiangnan is
She stopped with her and others before she took her to the boarding stairs.
Sister can only send you here, let's go. Sai Jiangnan said with a smile, saying, "Let's go." When the word "leave", her eyes were looking at Xiaomu.
Xiaomu felt it, her whole body trembled, opened her mouth and wanted to say something, and finally bit her lip and went onto the plane without saying a word.
This is Ergou's first time flying, and so is Wang Bao, Xueqi and Luo Cheng. They seemed very excited when they got on the plane. Ergou's seat was by the window, and he could see the scenery outside.
Brother Dog, what should we do if this plane falls halfway through the sky? After being excited, Wang Bao was soon a little scared
Xue Qi immediately gave him a blank look and said: "Things that are unpromising, look at how calm Luo Cheng is."
Wang Bao looked back and saw Luo Cheng closing his eyes and not knowing what he was muttering. After listening carefully, he heard a few words.
After a closer look, he found that his face was a little pale, and he immediately burst into laughter
He was chanting the Buddha's scriptures and begging the Buddha to protect him. He smiled and looked at Luo Cheng and said: Hello, can you be more normal? Your Buddha won't fly
Buddha can do everything. Luo Cheng opened his eyes and said seriously
But I have never seen a Buddha fly up before. Wang Bao said seriously
Luo Cheng gave him a blank look and said: All you see are statues of Buddha, not the true body of Buddha.
What do you mean is that the Buddhas I see are all fake? Wang Bao immediately looked surprised and said.
No, Luo Cheng was a little helpless. Those were just one of the Buddha's ten thousand clones.
It's not fake Ah, that means that the Buddha really can't fly. Wang Bao said stubbornly
Luo Cheng had no choice but to turn his head and stop talking
But Wang Bao didn't plan to let him go
Didn’t you say that the Buddha can do everything? Let him come and do my fortune telling me. He looked at Luo Cheng very seriously and said, “
The Buddha does not tell fortunes, the Buddha is the god king of the creation of sentient beings. Luo Cheng stared at him and said: Can you stop making trouble?
But as soon as he finished speaking, a young foreign man next to him said seriously in his unstandard Chinese: You are wrong, God is the God King who teaches sentient beings, and your so-called Buddha is just a false god.
Obviously, this is a believer of God
Seeing them arguing, Li Mu and Liu Yun in the front row had already put on their headphones and listened to music. It was obviously not the first time that the sisters Tian Xin and Tian Yue took the plane, so they also put on their headphones and started listening to songs.
Liu Yumin also followed them and put on the headphones.
Only Ergou was caught between Wang Bao and Xueqi, watching them arguing helplessly
Okay, don’t be upset. If you have the ability, you two call Buddha and God to compete. Whoever can win will be the king of gods. Is it OK? Wang Bao snorted coldly and said to the two believers.
Suddenly, Luo Cheng and the foreign young man's faces became a little embarrassed
At this moment, a radio came from the cabin saying that the plane was about to take off, and asked everyone to tie their seat belts, so that the few people did not make a noise.
For those who are flying for the first time, most people will feel excited, thrilled, and feared.
But Ergou was not afraid at all, only excited and stimulating, his eyes kept looking outside the window.
The plane got higher and higher, and he became more and more excited. Looking at Xiaomu, who was tightly closed by his eyes, he stretched out his arms and hugged her shoulders.
Xiaomu was stunned for a moment, but still leaned on his shoulder obediently.
I wasn't afraid, I just thought of leaving this country, and I felt very uncomfortable. She said softly: It's very sudden, I'm not even prepared at all
Don't think about it, everything will be fine, really Ergou kissed her forehead and said softly
Yes, Xiaomu nodded
After a while, she gently moved her head and looked at Ergou and said: I feel that I may really misunderstand her.
Her eyes were complicated and serious
Then wait for you to go back, and give her a good look. Ergou said with a smile.
Yes, Xiaomu nodded
Perhaps it was a bit sad because of their conversation. Wang Bao and his friends finally stopped arguing, their faces were a little gloomy, and they also began to miss homesick.
At this moment, the captain's voice sounded inappropriately on the radio
Dear passengers, I am the captain of this flight. The plane has taken off safely at this moment. Our destination is Los Angeles, USA.
This sentence undoubtedly made several people who had already begun to miss their homesickness even more melancholy
Brother Dog, I am a little homesick. Wang Bao turned his head and looked at Ergou and said
Ergou said without hesitation: OK, when you get off the plane, let Liu Yun buy you a return ticket, and you will go back.
I don't mean that, Brother Dog, I'm just talking. Wang Bao said hurriedly
But that's what I mean. Ergou said: Because I want to go back too
After he finished speaking, he smiled bitterly and said: But I can't go back now
After this sentence, everyone was silent and no one said anything they wanted to go back
The plane was about to fly in the sky for thirteen hours, so everyone fell asleep in a daze
Ergou was woken up by a noise. When he opened his eyes, he saw a group of foreigners in black suits shouting on the plane. Many passengers were lying on their seats in panic and dared not speak.
We are so lucky, we have encountered a hijacking. Xiaomu said to him with a wry smile.
Hijacking? What does it mean? Ergou hadn't reacted yet, but he soon understood because he saw a man in black take out a gun and beat a male passenger next to him to death.
Damn, the robbery actually caught me on the head. Ergou suddenly became angry and cursed
At the same time, a strange feeling came out in his head, and he could actually understand the words of those foreigners
All are quiet, my friends, I am just asking for money, don't worry, you are safe for the time being until my request is met
When these sounds entered Ergou's ears, Ergou was stunned for a moment. After listening carefully, he found that the person was indeed speaking foreign language. He immediately understood that it must be the effect of his special abilities.
The hijacking person obviously knew that many people couldn't understand Chinese, so he immediately greeted a thin Asian man beside him, and the man immediately used Chinese, and he repeated the words he just said again.
There are six of them in total, and I need a helper. Luo Cheng seemed very calm at this time and said to Ergou.
Hearing his words, Xue Qi immediately looked at Ergou and said: Brother Dog, let me go, I have good kung fu, I can see that these foreigners will never let us go no matter what. I am sure to kill them. If something happens to me, please take good care of my grandfather.
Fart, your grandfather raises it yourself, I don’t have that time to spare. Ergou said softly: Luo Cheng, you and Xue Qi are on the go. You two are very slick. Bring this medicine powder and just greet them later. As long as they smell the medicine powder, they will definitely be done.
As he said, he took out the bottle containing the magic medicine from his pocket and slowly put the bottle cap on it.
Luo Cheng was stunned. Xue Qi knew this bottle and his eyes lit up immediately.
Trust me Ergou said, poured some magic medicines into their hands
Be careful, don't touch this medicine, otherwise the gods will not be able to save you
He reminded them
Suddenly Xue Qi and Luo Chengdu nodded
At this moment, the robbery leader also noticed that they were talking and immediately started yelling at them.
He asked you to go out and stand in the aisle. Xiaomu hurriedly translated on the side.
Ergou was stunned and suddenly put some magic medicine on both hands inadvertently, signaling Xiaomu to take the bottle, and then slowly walked out with Xue Qiluocheng.
What are you talking about? Damn yellow pig, FUCK, I hate yellow pig the most. Give you five seconds to explain what you are talking about. I can let you die a little bit more. The robber leader said, and raised the gun in his hand, obviously in a demonstration.
Seeing Ergou and others looking confused, he cursed again and greeted the Asian man beside him, but before the person could speak, Xue Qi and Luo Cheng moved.
Their speed was very fast. In a blink of an eye, the gun on the robber leader was kicked off. The Asian man next to him was about to speak, but a hand was covered on his face. He was stunned. Before he could react, he felt his head start to dizzy. The gun on his hand immediately became unsteady and fell to the ground. His eyes instantly turned red.