Ma Guihua was shocked, and Wu Lianhai and the other two were also surprised, but then Yang Lie said the following words came out again: I dreamed last night that Ergou said he was very lonely, so he pulled me out of the quilt, pulled me to his house, and squeezed into the same bed with him. Village Chief, do you think this dream is a good sign or a bad sign?
Everyone then breathed a sigh of relief. Ma Guihua used her hands to caress her plump breasts that could not be moved, and she cursed, "This smelly guy almost scared me to death, what are you talking about? Isn't it okay to find trouble."
Wu Lianhai and the others are men, and their ideas are naturally different from Ma Guihua. Wu Lianhai smiled and scolded: What are you talking nonsense? Come and sit down quickly, smoke a cigarette, Erdan will prepare the meal in a while.
Yang Lie smiled and said: I originally wanted to tell you a joke, but you didn’t believe it. It’s so boring. Village chief, how did you decide on treating the villagers?
The topic was suddenly disbanded. Wu Lianhai handed Yang Lie a cigarette and said: There are two ways, one is that you work hard, and the other is that the villagers work hard. The first way is that you go door to door to see the villagers. The second way is that the villagers can get a number and go to your residence to see the doctor in order. Which one do you think is better?
Yang Lie thought for a while and said: Let’s have a second solution. After putting Liu Ergou in peace, the village chief will first arrange a number for the villagers and then ask the girls in the house to come to my place for treatment first. After all, they are the most likely people to have STDs.
Wu Lianhai nodded and said: OK, just as you said, I have told your sister-in-law and Yunxian. Let them go to your place to report after breakfast. These days, they both obey your arrangements completely.
Hei Niu suddenly interrupted: Village Chief, if Teacher Yang asked his sister-in-law to accompany him to bed, would she have to listen?
Although there is that terrible thousand-year taboo in Wolongling, some people take risks and do adultery, while others are timid and dare not do it, but this kind of joke can be made by everyone and everyone dares to make it.
Wu Lianhai is the village chief, with a high prestige and good popularity. In addition, Tong Yuxian is the number one beauty in Wolongling, so there are many people who joke about Wu Lianhai. He was used to it. He heard this and slapped Hei Niu on the head and cursed: You muddy boy, I think you let Teacher Yang sleep with your wife first, otherwise he would not treat you sexually transmitted diseases.
Hei Niu hurriedly said: I'm wronged, I've never found a house girl, how could I get a STD? Village chief, don't talk nonsense, it ruined my reputation.
Wu Lianhai continued to laugh and scold: You are a gangster and have a reputation as a bird. If others say you have never found a house girl, I may believe it, but you will believe it except ghosts. Hei Niu. I ask you, do you dare to ask Teacher Yang to help you see a doctor now? If you really don’t have STD, I will lose 200 yuan to you, otherwise, you will lose 200 yuan to me.
Now, Hei Niu suddenly became depressed and had to admit that he had found a girl in the house before. He lowered his head and muttered in a low voice: I am not the one who is looking for a girl in the house, and I have also found both Dazhu and Erzhu.
Dazhun heard this and immediately glared at him and cursed: You stupid cow, why did you bite us out? When Ergou is buried, let's see how we both deal with you.
Hei Niu also glared at his eyes and laughed: It’s not certain who will deal with it. You two are not my opponents together.
This is true. Hei Niu is famous for his great strength in Wolongling. Fighting is also good. Dadian and Erdian brothers may not be able to beat him, but they may not be able to beat him.
Of course, the big bucket and the second bucket cannot give in, especially in front of Wu Lianhai, there was Yang Lie watching next to him, and Ma Guihua in the kitchen listened. The big bucket said angrily: OK, Hei Niu, Ergou's sister-in-law has not yet prepared the meal, so the three of us brothers will gesture to see who is bragging.
Hey, Hei Niu stood up and said indifferently, he gestured, who is afraid of whom
This kind of small conflict is very common on Wolongling. It only means two or three sentences, so I start fighting, but I don’t do much. Therefore, Wu Lianhai is too lazy to care about it, so he just takes advantage of Ma Guihua’s failure to prepare a good meal to watch a good show
,
Yang Lie also knew that this happened often on Wolongling, so he sat aside with a smile and said: Black bull, big bucket, two buckets, it’s better for you three to compete with each other. Don’t really start fighting. After all, this is Ergou’s home, so be careful to scare Ergou’s sister-in-law.
OK. Regarding Yang Lie's proposal, the three people agreed in unison.
Hei Niu is confident in his strength, while Daguan and Erguan think that we are not as strong as you, but the two of us combined will definitely be stronger than you.
Hei Niu and Dadeng and Erdeng stood opposite each other, looking at each other with dissatisfaction. However, after looking for a while, they suddenly remembered that they said they were comparing strength, but they had not yet said how to compare. So they all turned their heads and asked: Teacher Yang, how do you compare?
Yang Lie originally wanted them to pull each other, and whoever pulled me would win, but suddenly he felt a sudden idea. He stood up with a smile, patted his butt, and said: So, you guys grabbed one of my hands. If anyone can pull me, he won, what do you think?
Is tug of war? There are sports meetings every year on Wolongling, and tug of war is one of them. Hei Niu’s eyes lit up when he heard this and immediately expressed his agreement.
Yang Lie stood in the field, with the black bull on his left, and the two big barrels of brothers on his right. The three of them grabbed Yang Lie's arms tightly, their eyes were slightly red, and they were breathing heavily, just waiting for Yang Lie to shout.
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With Yang Lie's shout, even Ma Guihua was attracted to her attention. While cooking, she was watching the situation in the yard. Obviously, she was concerned about Yang Lie and worried that he would be ruined by these three rude men.
Hei Niu and the two-barrel brothers almost used all their strength to pull Yang Lie over, but they had no use at all. No matter how they tried, Yang Lie didn't move at all.
Five minutes passed, and Yang Lie still did not move at all, but the black bull and the two barrels of big barrels were already sweating like rain and panting, but no one wanted to let go first, because letting go means admit defeat, and he could only grit his teeth and persevere. The strength of his arms was also passing quickly, and his legs were completely numb.
Hahaha, Yang Lie suddenly laughed, his arms trembled, his hands suddenly grabbed Hei Niu's belt with his left hand, and his right hand grabbed the big and two barrels of belts with his right hand. He said, and he raised the three of them at the same time.
Wu Lianhai almost fell out of his eyes. Three people, more than 500 kilograms, were actually lifted up so easily by Yang Lie.
Everyone then breathed a sigh of relief. Ma Guihua used her hands to caress her plump breasts that could not be moved, and she cursed, "This smelly guy almost scared me to death, what are you talking about? Isn't it okay to find trouble."
Wu Lianhai and the others are men, and their ideas are naturally different from Ma Guihua. Wu Lianhai smiled and scolded: What are you talking nonsense? Come and sit down quickly, smoke a cigarette, Erdan will prepare the meal in a while.
Yang Lie smiled and said: I originally wanted to tell you a joke, but you didn’t believe it. It’s so boring. Village chief, how did you decide on treating the villagers?
The topic was suddenly disbanded. Wu Lianhai handed Yang Lie a cigarette and said: There are two ways, one is that you work hard, and the other is that the villagers work hard. The first way is that you go door to door to see the villagers. The second way is that the villagers can get a number and go to your residence to see the doctor in order. Which one do you think is better?
Yang Lie thought for a while and said: Let’s have a second solution. After putting Liu Ergou in peace, the village chief will first arrange a number for the villagers and then ask the girls in the house to come to my place for treatment first. After all, they are the most likely people to have STDs.
Wu Lianhai nodded and said: OK, just as you said, I have told your sister-in-law and Yunxian. Let them go to your place to report after breakfast. These days, they both obey your arrangements completely.
Hei Niu suddenly interrupted: Village Chief, if Teacher Yang asked his sister-in-law to accompany him to bed, would she have to listen?
Although there is that terrible thousand-year taboo in Wolongling, some people take risks and do adultery, while others are timid and dare not do it, but this kind of joke can be made by everyone and everyone dares to make it.
Wu Lianhai is the village chief, with a high prestige and good popularity. In addition, Tong Yuxian is the number one beauty in Wolongling, so there are many people who joke about Wu Lianhai. He was used to it. He heard this and slapped Hei Niu on the head and cursed: You muddy boy, I think you let Teacher Yang sleep with your wife first, otherwise he would not treat you sexually transmitted diseases.
Hei Niu hurriedly said: I'm wronged, I've never found a house girl, how could I get a STD? Village chief, don't talk nonsense, it ruined my reputation.
Wu Lianhai continued to laugh and scold: You are a gangster and have a reputation as a bird. If others say you have never found a house girl, I may believe it, but you will believe it except ghosts. Hei Niu. I ask you, do you dare to ask Teacher Yang to help you see a doctor now? If you really don’t have STD, I will lose 200 yuan to you, otherwise, you will lose 200 yuan to me.
Now, Hei Niu suddenly became depressed and had to admit that he had found a girl in the house before. He lowered his head and muttered in a low voice: I am not the one who is looking for a girl in the house, and I have also found both Dazhu and Erzhu.
Dazhun heard this and immediately glared at him and cursed: You stupid cow, why did you bite us out? When Ergou is buried, let's see how we both deal with you.
Hei Niu also glared at his eyes and laughed: It’s not certain who will deal with it. You two are not my opponents together.
This is true. Hei Niu is famous for his great strength in Wolongling. Fighting is also good. Dadian and Erdian brothers may not be able to beat him, but they may not be able to beat him.
Of course, the big bucket and the second bucket cannot give in, especially in front of Wu Lianhai, there was Yang Lie watching next to him, and Ma Guihua in the kitchen listened. The big bucket said angrily: OK, Hei Niu, Ergou's sister-in-law has not yet prepared the meal, so the three of us brothers will gesture to see who is bragging.
Hey, Hei Niu stood up and said indifferently, he gestured, who is afraid of whom
This kind of small conflict is very common on Wolongling. It only means two or three sentences, so I start fighting, but I don’t do much. Therefore, Wu Lianhai is too lazy to care about it, so he just takes advantage of Ma Guihua’s failure to prepare a good meal to watch a good show
,
Yang Lie also knew that this happened often on Wolongling, so he sat aside with a smile and said: Black bull, big bucket, two buckets, it’s better for you three to compete with each other. Don’t really start fighting. After all, this is Ergou’s home, so be careful to scare Ergou’s sister-in-law.
OK. Regarding Yang Lie's proposal, the three people agreed in unison.
Hei Niu is confident in his strength, while Daguan and Erguan think that we are not as strong as you, but the two of us combined will definitely be stronger than you.
Hei Niu and Dadeng and Erdeng stood opposite each other, looking at each other with dissatisfaction. However, after looking for a while, they suddenly remembered that they said they were comparing strength, but they had not yet said how to compare. So they all turned their heads and asked: Teacher Yang, how do you compare?
Yang Lie originally wanted them to pull each other, and whoever pulled me would win, but suddenly he felt a sudden idea. He stood up with a smile, patted his butt, and said: So, you guys grabbed one of my hands. If anyone can pull me, he won, what do you think?
Is tug of war? There are sports meetings every year on Wolongling, and tug of war is one of them. Hei Niu’s eyes lit up when he heard this and immediately expressed his agreement.
Yang Lie stood in the field, with the black bull on his left, and the two big barrels of brothers on his right. The three of them grabbed Yang Lie's arms tightly, their eyes were slightly red, and they were breathing heavily, just waiting for Yang Lie to shout.
start
With Yang Lie's shout, even Ma Guihua was attracted to her attention. While cooking, she was watching the situation in the yard. Obviously, she was concerned about Yang Lie and worried that he would be ruined by these three rude men.
Hei Niu and the two-barrel brothers almost used all their strength to pull Yang Lie over, but they had no use at all. No matter how they tried, Yang Lie didn't move at all.
Five minutes passed, and Yang Lie still did not move at all, but the black bull and the two barrels of big barrels were already sweating like rain and panting, but no one wanted to let go first, because letting go means admit defeat, and he could only grit his teeth and persevere. The strength of his arms was also passing quickly, and his legs were completely numb.
Hahaha, Yang Lie suddenly laughed, his arms trembled, his hands suddenly grabbed Hei Niu's belt with his left hand, and his right hand grabbed the big and two barrels of belts with his right hand. He said, and he raised the three of them at the same time.
Wu Lianhai almost fell out of his eyes. Three people, more than 500 kilograms, were actually lifted up so easily by Yang Lie.
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