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Chapter 42 Of course I'm with me

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As soon as Yang Lie said this, Wu Lianhai and the Tong sisters were excited, while Zhu Lanhua was shocked. Everyone looked at Yang Lie together, happy and good.

Tong Yuxian asked hurriedly: Teacher Yang, what's the solution? Tell me quickly

Yang Lie did not answer Tong Yuxian, but instead smiled at Zhu Lanhua and asked: Zhu Lanhua, you always say that I will spend the night there. Let me ask you, what am I doing for your overnight at?

When Yang Lie asked this, almost everyone was stunned. Several people in the crowd couldn't help laughing and laughed out loud. This question was so naive. Any fool can know what the answer is.

Zhu Lanhua hurriedly replied without thinking: Yang Lie, have you forgotten all the things you did yourself? Humph, then I will remind you that you spent the night with me, of course I slept with me 0

How many times have you slept?

Zhu Lanhua was stunned and replied: I just said that it was 16 times in total, and I gave the money ten times, and it was still six times short of it.

Yang Lie asked again: Zhu Lanhua, I'll ask you again, is the light on or the lights off every time?

Zhu Lanhua thought to herself, what does this mean, turn on the lights and turn off the lights?

Does it matter?

Well, yes, he wanted me to say that the lights are turned off every time, and then he said that he had never been there before. Humph, I wasn't fooled, so I said: The lights are all on, and it's been on all night

Yang Lie asked again: Then every time I wear clothes or take off my clothes, how much do I take off and how much do I have left?

Almost everyone was stunned. This question asked, was there something wrong with Yang Lie's mind? Since he went to the girl's house to spend the night, why would he do without taking off his clothes? He would have been a night of romance.

Zhu Lanhua was also a little confused about what Yang Lie’s purpose was, and she answered more cautiously. She thought about it and said: Of course, she took off her clothes, and she took off her clothes.

Yang Lie nodded and said: Sixteen times, every time I took off all my clothes. Hey, Zhu Lanhua, then I'll ask you again, do I have any hairs on my legs?

Zhu Lanhua then understood Yang Lie's purpose, sneered in her heart, and thought to herself: Yang Lie, if you want to use this question, I will stump me, but I made the wrong plan. Once, I accidentally saw you swimming in the river and knew that you had hair and it was very long.

Have sweat

Long or short?

Zhu Lanhua's two answers were completely unthinkable, but many people thought that Yang Lie really spent the night with Zhu Lanhua, even including Tong Yuxian. However, Wu Lianhai and Tong Yunxian didn't think so. If Yang Lie really spent the night with Zhu Lanhua, he would never ask such a childish question.

Yang Lie didn't expect that Zhu Lanhua knew that the hair on his legs was very long, but his problem was more than that. He was not afraid at all. He continued to ask: I have a black mole the size of a little fingernail on my chest. Is it on my left chest or on my right chest?

Zhu Lanhua was stunned for a moment. She didn't know whether the black mole on Yang Lie's body grew on his left chest or on his right chest.

However, there must be no hesitation for such a question, otherwise it will inevitably arouse everyone's doubts again. Therefore, Zhu Lanhua immediately replied: Right chest

Yang Lie smiled and shook his head. Just as he was about to speak, Zhu Lanhua suddenly changed her mouth and said: I remembered it wrongly, it was on my left chest.

Now, almost everyone saw the problem. Tong Yuxian's hot temper immediately rose again, pointing at Zhu Lanhua and scolding: Zhu Lanhua, you are so shameless. Teacher Yang has already shook his head, but you have changed your words. It is obvious that Teacher Yang has not spent the night with you at all. You are accusing Teacher Yang of

Zhu Lanhua was not willing to be outdone at all and said coldly: Who saw him shook his head? Besides, it’s just a mole. Can I remember it so clearly? Tong Yuxian, why don’t you tell me too, where does the village chief have a mole?

You Tong Yuxian was furious, but she really couldn't answer this question

Yang Lie smiled and waved his hand and said: Sister-in-law, don't be angry with such a person. I have a way to treat her. As he said, Yang Lie unbuttoned the two buttons on the shirt and said with a smile: Everyone, look clearly, there is no black mole on my chest, I just tried her.

Everyone hurriedly looked closely and found that it was true. Yang Lie had no black moles on his two big and thick pectoral muscles.

Tong Yunxian saw it, her heart was pounding. Yang Lie's figure was so good. Not to mention the muscles on his arms, even the pectoralis major muscles were so majestic, almost comparable to those women with small breasts.

Zhu Lanhua hurriedly blushed and said: Yang Lie, I just said that it was just a black mole. How could I remember it so clearly? This is not counted.

Tong Yuxian cursed: Zhu Lanhua, you are shameless, you are so foolish

Zhu Lanhua sneered: Tong Yuxian, if you can tell me how many black moles there are on the village chief’s body and where they all grow, I will admit defeat. Otherwise, if you can’t remember clearly, I will naturally not remember clearly. You can’t just be the village chief’s wife, one head taller than me.

You Tong Yuxian was so angry that her fingers pointed at Zhu Lanhua trembled slightly, but she couldn't tell how many black moles there were on Wu Lianhai's body, because although they were the name of a husband and wife, they had never had a bed together.

Seeing this, Zhu Lanhua was even more proud and sneered: How about it, Tong Yuxian, you can't tell me, village chief, since your wife slept with you every day, she couldn't tell me how many moles you had on your body, then I've just slept with Yang Lie sixteen times. I don't know if there are any moles on him, of course it's also true, don't you?

What could Wu Lianhai say? He could only look at Yang Lie, nodded and said: Yes, this one cannot be used as evidence. Teacher Yang, do you have no objection?

Yang Lie was not angry at all, but instead said with a smile: Yes, Zhu Lanhua’s words are very reasonable, and this cannot be used as evidence, but I still have another question next, and it is the last question. If Zhu Lanhua can answer correctly, I will admit it and leave Wolongling voluntarily tomorrow.

Zhu Lanhua was excited when she heard this, but she was nervous for no reason and said: OK, Yang Lie, ask

Tong Yunxian hurriedly said softly: How could you be so careless? What if she answered correctly

Yang Lie smiled and waved his hand, saying: She must be wrong with this

The two were very close and their voices were very light. Zhu Lanhua didn't hear it and said hurriedly: Yang Lie, ask quickly, don't be so kind to me. When you leave Wolongling tomorrow, Yunxian will have nothing to do with you.

Yang Lie's smile stopped, a gleam flashed in his eyes, and he said lightly: OK, then I'll ask