The cigarette I just received just fell into the dish of the cold cucumber, and it was half wet immediately
Yang Lie hurriedly picked up the cigarette, looked at it, and had no choice but to smoke it, so he threw it on the ground, then picked up the second cigarette handed out to the Hei Niu, and said with a smile: Hei Niu, don’t you have a fever, right?
Hei Niu smiled and picked up the lighter to light a cigarette for Yang Lie, saying: Teacher Yang, look at my body as strong as a cow, how could I have a fever? Hey, Teacher Yang, you don’t know, in the entire Wolongling, no woman’s breasts can be bigger than my wife.
Yang Lie felt ashamed. He never expected that when he came to Hei Niu's house, he just sat down and the first question he discussed was his wife's breasts.
Indeed, Caiyun's breasts are indeed the largest among the women Yang Lie has ever seen, not only on Wolongling, but also on Wolongling. When she first saw Caiyun, Yang Lie noticed her extra-large breasts, but because she was Hei Niu's wife, Yang Lie just glanced at her intentionally or unintentionally and didn't dare to look at her second.
Yang Lie nodded, changed the topic and asked: Hei Niu, why did he suddenly remember to invite me to drink today?
Hei Niu smiled and said: Because your strength is greater than mine, I used to be the person with the most strength on Wolongling, but now I am not, so I have to invite you to drink.
How could Yang Lie believe his absurd reason? Hei Niu Ah, if you don’t tell the truth, I can only say to you, you have a drink for nothing.
Uh, looking at Yang Lie didn't seem to be joking, I felt guilty in my heart, and quickly considered that Yang Lie's words were a bit authentic. I looked out the door with guilt and whispered, Teacher Yang, I'm going to hide it, I'm going to invite you to drink today, I really want to ask you for help if I have something to do.
Yang Lie smiled and said: Are you also suffering from STD?
Hei Niu was stunned for a moment, then he thought about it. At this time, on Wolongling, the most important issue was sexually transmitted diseases. He nodded with a red face and said: Yes, Teacher Yang, don't talk about Ah to anyone, otherwise, my wife will definitely be with me.
Yang Lie was stunned and asked: I think my brother and sister are afraid of you?
Hei Niu smiled bitterly and said: That's because you are here, I discussed with her in advance. She deliberately pretended to be afraid of me, and then after you leave, I have to wash her feet.
Yang Lie smiled and said: What's the matter? Washing your wife's feet is a very happy thing.
Hei Niu was stunned: Do you deliberately mock me, or do you don’t know?
Yang Lie was stunned and asked: What, isn't it right? I didn't sarcasticize you
In Wolongling, men wash women's feet will be very shameful and will be looked down upon by all Wolongling people.
Is it so serious? Yang Lie was also stunned. He really didn't know about this, and no one told him
Hei Niu was also surprised that Yang Lie didn't even know this, so he nodded and said: Really, if you don't believe it, you can ask the village chief, Teacher Yang, don't tell others, otherwise I will be shameless to live.
It's absolutely exaggerated to live without shame. Yang Lie smiled and said: Don't worry, I treat you as a brother and will not tell anyone.
Hei Niu was overjoyed and hurriedly poured wine for the two of them, picked up the wine glass and said; Thank you Teacher Yang, come on, Mr. Yang
After drinking and putting down the wine glass, Yang Lie suddenly remembered a question and asked: Hei Niu, since you have a STD, then isn't your wife?
Hei Niu said with a sad face: Teacher Yang, it is because of this that I asked you for help. I just slept with the girl in the house a few days ago. The disease has not yet occurred, but it will not work after a while. If my wife finds that there is something wrong with her body, she will definitely know that I have gone to find the girl in the house, and then I will be dead.
Yang Lie smiled and said: I deserve it. I have such a beautiful wife at home. Who asked you to find a girl in the house? It is also worth asking your wife to teach you a lesson.
Shh As soon as Yang Lie finished speaking, Hei Niu made a sign of silence at him with horror. Yang Lie was stunned and heard a light footsteps coming from the yard. He knew that Caiyun Duan Cuisine was coming, so he didn't say anything. He cried a glass of wine with Hei Niu.
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Caiyun came in with two dishes, placed them on the table, and said with a smile: Teacher Yang, there is nothing to be served at home, so I can only cook a few home-cooked dishes. Please don’t dislike me.
Yang Lie smiled and said: You are polite, brother and sister. I have taken the initiative to disturb you today, and I am already uneasy. If my brother and sister say this again, I will really not be able to eat it.
Caiyun smiled and said: Teacher Yang is worthy of being a scholar, he is just good at speaking. OK, Teacher Yang, you drink it slowly, there are two dishes in the pot.
Yang Lie hurriedly said: Brother and sister, you have enough to eat, don’t bother, come and eat together.
Hei Niu was shocked when he saw Yang Lie that Caiyun actually asked Caiyun to come and eat together, and hurriedly said: Teacher Yang, don’t pay attention to her, how can women serve? Well, Caiyun, how can four hot dishes be enough, stir-fry more
Alas, don't worry, Hei Niu, I have prepared eight hot dishes. Sure enough, Cai Yun responded obediently, showing an extremely obedient look. If Yang Lie hadn't known the truth, he would have decided that Hei Niu was the head of the family.
Yang Lie hurriedly stood up and said: Brother and sister, I can’t finish it, four hot dishes are just right, and if there are too many, it will be wasted.
Caiyun smiled and said: Sorry, Teacher Yang, Hei Niu is the head of our family. He said he wanted to cook eight dishes, how dare I not listen? Besides, Teacher Yang came to our house for the first time as a guest. If he neglected, I am afraid that the whole Wolongling people will scold us. Teacher Yang, please drink it slowly, I will go to cook first.
Caiyun went back to the kitchen, Yang Lie sat down and asked: Hei Niu, why do you make so many dishes? Your family can't spend all your money.
Hei Niu smiled bitterly and said: Teacher Yang, I know we can't finish it, but I'm afraid that the hospitality is not good, so you will not agree to my request.
You Yang Lie was speechless. He wanted to buy him after a meal. Hei Niu thought too simply
If Yang Lie was such a bad-hearted person, he would definitely take the opportunity to blackmail the black bull, or even make Caiyun's idea. I'm afraid Black bull has only two choices. One is to give up and not ask for help, and take the initiative to admit his mistake to Caiyun. The second is to find a way to let Yang Lie sleep with his wife.
Yang Lie said with a dark face: You will tell your wife now that at most the two dishes in the wok are there, otherwise, I will pat my butt and leave now, and you will wait for your wife to get rid of it.
Hei Niu was startled and saw that Yang Lie was not polite to him, so he hurriedly said: Go, I'll go right away, Teacher Yang, you must not leave Ah. After that, Hei Niu hurriedly stood up and ran out of the house in a flash.
Yang Lie hurriedly picked up the cigarette, looked at it, and had no choice but to smoke it, so he threw it on the ground, then picked up the second cigarette handed out to the Hei Niu, and said with a smile: Hei Niu, don’t you have a fever, right?
Hei Niu smiled and picked up the lighter to light a cigarette for Yang Lie, saying: Teacher Yang, look at my body as strong as a cow, how could I have a fever? Hey, Teacher Yang, you don’t know, in the entire Wolongling, no woman’s breasts can be bigger than my wife.
Yang Lie felt ashamed. He never expected that when he came to Hei Niu's house, he just sat down and the first question he discussed was his wife's breasts.
Indeed, Caiyun's breasts are indeed the largest among the women Yang Lie has ever seen, not only on Wolongling, but also on Wolongling. When she first saw Caiyun, Yang Lie noticed her extra-large breasts, but because she was Hei Niu's wife, Yang Lie just glanced at her intentionally or unintentionally and didn't dare to look at her second.
Yang Lie nodded, changed the topic and asked: Hei Niu, why did he suddenly remember to invite me to drink today?
Hei Niu smiled and said: Because your strength is greater than mine, I used to be the person with the most strength on Wolongling, but now I am not, so I have to invite you to drink.
How could Yang Lie believe his absurd reason? Hei Niu Ah, if you don’t tell the truth, I can only say to you, you have a drink for nothing.
Uh, looking at Yang Lie didn't seem to be joking, I felt guilty in my heart, and quickly considered that Yang Lie's words were a bit authentic. I looked out the door with guilt and whispered, Teacher Yang, I'm going to hide it, I'm going to invite you to drink today, I really want to ask you for help if I have something to do.
Yang Lie smiled and said: Are you also suffering from STD?
Hei Niu was stunned for a moment, then he thought about it. At this time, on Wolongling, the most important issue was sexually transmitted diseases. He nodded with a red face and said: Yes, Teacher Yang, don't talk about Ah to anyone, otherwise, my wife will definitely be with me.
Yang Lie was stunned and asked: I think my brother and sister are afraid of you?
Hei Niu smiled bitterly and said: That's because you are here, I discussed with her in advance. She deliberately pretended to be afraid of me, and then after you leave, I have to wash her feet.
Yang Lie smiled and said: What's the matter? Washing your wife's feet is a very happy thing.
Hei Niu was stunned: Do you deliberately mock me, or do you don’t know?
Yang Lie was stunned and asked: What, isn't it right? I didn't sarcasticize you
In Wolongling, men wash women's feet will be very shameful and will be looked down upon by all Wolongling people.
Is it so serious? Yang Lie was also stunned. He really didn't know about this, and no one told him
Hei Niu was also surprised that Yang Lie didn't even know this, so he nodded and said: Really, if you don't believe it, you can ask the village chief, Teacher Yang, don't tell others, otherwise I will be shameless to live.
It's absolutely exaggerated to live without shame. Yang Lie smiled and said: Don't worry, I treat you as a brother and will not tell anyone.
Hei Niu was overjoyed and hurriedly poured wine for the two of them, picked up the wine glass and said; Thank you Teacher Yang, come on, Mr. Yang
After drinking and putting down the wine glass, Yang Lie suddenly remembered a question and asked: Hei Niu, since you have a STD, then isn't your wife?
Hei Niu said with a sad face: Teacher Yang, it is because of this that I asked you for help. I just slept with the girl in the house a few days ago. The disease has not yet occurred, but it will not work after a while. If my wife finds that there is something wrong with her body, she will definitely know that I have gone to find the girl in the house, and then I will be dead.
Yang Lie smiled and said: I deserve it. I have such a beautiful wife at home. Who asked you to find a girl in the house? It is also worth asking your wife to teach you a lesson.
Shh As soon as Yang Lie finished speaking, Hei Niu made a sign of silence at him with horror. Yang Lie was stunned and heard a light footsteps coming from the yard. He knew that Caiyun Duan Cuisine was coming, so he didn't say anything. He cried a glass of wine with Hei Niu.
,
Caiyun came in with two dishes, placed them on the table, and said with a smile: Teacher Yang, there is nothing to be served at home, so I can only cook a few home-cooked dishes. Please don’t dislike me.
Yang Lie smiled and said: You are polite, brother and sister. I have taken the initiative to disturb you today, and I am already uneasy. If my brother and sister say this again, I will really not be able to eat it.
Caiyun smiled and said: Teacher Yang is worthy of being a scholar, he is just good at speaking. OK, Teacher Yang, you drink it slowly, there are two dishes in the pot.
Yang Lie hurriedly said: Brother and sister, you have enough to eat, don’t bother, come and eat together.
Hei Niu was shocked when he saw Yang Lie that Caiyun actually asked Caiyun to come and eat together, and hurriedly said: Teacher Yang, don’t pay attention to her, how can women serve? Well, Caiyun, how can four hot dishes be enough, stir-fry more
Alas, don't worry, Hei Niu, I have prepared eight hot dishes. Sure enough, Cai Yun responded obediently, showing an extremely obedient look. If Yang Lie hadn't known the truth, he would have decided that Hei Niu was the head of the family.
Yang Lie hurriedly stood up and said: Brother and sister, I can’t finish it, four hot dishes are just right, and if there are too many, it will be wasted.
Caiyun smiled and said: Sorry, Teacher Yang, Hei Niu is the head of our family. He said he wanted to cook eight dishes, how dare I not listen? Besides, Teacher Yang came to our house for the first time as a guest. If he neglected, I am afraid that the whole Wolongling people will scold us. Teacher Yang, please drink it slowly, I will go to cook first.
Caiyun went back to the kitchen, Yang Lie sat down and asked: Hei Niu, why do you make so many dishes? Your family can't spend all your money.
Hei Niu smiled bitterly and said: Teacher Yang, I know we can't finish it, but I'm afraid that the hospitality is not good, so you will not agree to my request.
You Yang Lie was speechless. He wanted to buy him after a meal. Hei Niu thought too simply
If Yang Lie was such a bad-hearted person, he would definitely take the opportunity to blackmail the black bull, or even make Caiyun's idea. I'm afraid Black bull has only two choices. One is to give up and not ask for help, and take the initiative to admit his mistake to Caiyun. The second is to find a way to let Yang Lie sleep with his wife.
Yang Lie said with a dark face: You will tell your wife now that at most the two dishes in the wok are there, otherwise, I will pat my butt and leave now, and you will wait for your wife to get rid of it.
Hei Niu was startled and saw that Yang Lie was not polite to him, so he hurriedly said: Go, I'll go right away, Teacher Yang, you must not leave Ah. After that, Hei Niu hurriedly stood up and ran out of the house in a flash.
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