I brought five dou of gold to go home. When I was about to go out, everyone knelt down to see me out. They said this was a rule, because returning home in glory is a big celebration, and they didn't dare to neglect it. Even though it was a rule, I had to accept it!
I went home with a happy mood along the way. This time I went home with great might. I didn’t check Bai Wuchang’s relatives like a little ghost in the past. Now I am on the road, only they saluted me, and I have five strong men who have opened the way. Maybe this is the last time I am in the world of life.
When I arrived at the door of my house, I thought I might have sex with my mother, so I ordered the Five Ghosts to go back and report immediately. I couldn’t come to the world to find me, so they had to go back first!
Xiaoqiang Ah Xiaoqiang! Today you are the messenger with the opposite sex and no ghosts!
When I entered the room, my mother had already fallen asleep. It was just right, so I sniffed hard to see if there was any menstrual smell. Sure enough, I finally let go of the big stone in my heart without the menstrual smell!
In order not to scare my mother, it would be more appropriate to talk to her in a sleep first.
Mom! I'm here! Do you know?
Who! Is it Xiaoqiang? Where are you?
Mom! I just came back! I miss you so much!
Son! Why haven’t you come to visit your mother for so many days? You bullied someone down there?
No one will bully me except for laughing below!
Son! Since you left that day, I have been waiting for you every day, constantly taking sleeping pills, hoping to sleep more and meet you in my dreams!
Mom! Don’t worry, I was ordered by God to be a messenger of hell, which is commonly known as Black Impermanence. Today is the day to return home in glory, so I had to go to seclusion a few days ago, so I was not allowed to visit relatives in the world!
Son! You are not easy to deceive God! How could you become a god? You didn’t eat vegetarian food before you were alive? You lied to my mother!
Mom! I didn’t lie to you! Because I was a virgin during my lifetime, I had the conditions to enter the incarnation pool to receive the Dharma!
What? Son, you really became Hei Wuchang? Isn’t that a god?
My mother still doesn’t believe it very much, and she is still half-believing and half-doubting!
Yes! But we work in the underworld, so we call it a messenger, not a god!
I was very talked with great sensibility, and my mother slowly accepted it and thought it was true!
That's good! I don't have to worry about you being bullied in the underworld!
My mother felt relieved and had a smile on her face
Mom! I will tell you a good news. The King of Hell praised me for being right in order to distinguish things and rewarded me for bringing five dou of gold. I gave it to my parents on the day of returning home in glory. I brought it!
There! Son!
Mom! These five dou of gold are called wealth or fortune in the world. I put it in the potted plant in the house. As long as you move the soil in the pot, no matter where you move it, good luck and wealth will appear. It is best if you and your father take some soil to the place where you work, you will have a lot of money and get promoted and get rich. However, this can only be given to you and your father. It is useless to take it to others. Do you understand?
Son! I understand! It turns out that the Feng Shui people asked us to place potted plants, which is the reason! But after using up these five dou of gold, where can we get it?
Mom! Don’t be greedy! There are so many gold coins!
Son! You have brought good luck to the family, mom is so happy!
Mom! Don’t say that! I saw the aunt below!
What? Have you seen the aunt? How is she? I haven’t seen her yet?
The aunt is very nice to me! Sister Lin asked me to thank you. What you gave her last time, Mom! What did you give to Sister Lin? She was so happy!
Kid! Don't ask so many questions!
My mother's face turned red! She was so embarrassed!
I went home with a happy mood along the way. This time I went home with great might. I didn’t check Bai Wuchang’s relatives like a little ghost in the past. Now I am on the road, only they saluted me, and I have five strong men who have opened the way. Maybe this is the last time I am in the world of life.
When I arrived at the door of my house, I thought I might have sex with my mother, so I ordered the Five Ghosts to go back and report immediately. I couldn’t come to the world to find me, so they had to go back first!
Xiaoqiang Ah Xiaoqiang! Today you are the messenger with the opposite sex and no ghosts!
When I entered the room, my mother had already fallen asleep. It was just right, so I sniffed hard to see if there was any menstrual smell. Sure enough, I finally let go of the big stone in my heart without the menstrual smell!
In order not to scare my mother, it would be more appropriate to talk to her in a sleep first.
Mom! I'm here! Do you know?
Who! Is it Xiaoqiang? Where are you?
Mom! I just came back! I miss you so much!
Son! Why haven’t you come to visit your mother for so many days? You bullied someone down there?
No one will bully me except for laughing below!
Son! Since you left that day, I have been waiting for you every day, constantly taking sleeping pills, hoping to sleep more and meet you in my dreams!
Mom! Don’t worry, I was ordered by God to be a messenger of hell, which is commonly known as Black Impermanence. Today is the day to return home in glory, so I had to go to seclusion a few days ago, so I was not allowed to visit relatives in the world!
Son! You are not easy to deceive God! How could you become a god? You didn’t eat vegetarian food before you were alive? You lied to my mother!
Mom! I didn’t lie to you! Because I was a virgin during my lifetime, I had the conditions to enter the incarnation pool to receive the Dharma!
What? Son, you really became Hei Wuchang? Isn’t that a god?
My mother still doesn’t believe it very much, and she is still half-believing and half-doubting!
Yes! But we work in the underworld, so we call it a messenger, not a god!
I was very talked with great sensibility, and my mother slowly accepted it and thought it was true!
That's good! I don't have to worry about you being bullied in the underworld!
My mother felt relieved and had a smile on her face
Mom! I will tell you a good news. The King of Hell praised me for being right in order to distinguish things and rewarded me for bringing five dou of gold. I gave it to my parents on the day of returning home in glory. I brought it!
There! Son!
Mom! These five dou of gold are called wealth or fortune in the world. I put it in the potted plant in the house. As long as you move the soil in the pot, no matter where you move it, good luck and wealth will appear. It is best if you and your father take some soil to the place where you work, you will have a lot of money and get promoted and get rich. However, this can only be given to you and your father. It is useless to take it to others. Do you understand?
Son! I understand! It turns out that the Feng Shui people asked us to place potted plants, which is the reason! But after using up these five dou of gold, where can we get it?
Mom! Don’t be greedy! There are so many gold coins!
Son! You have brought good luck to the family, mom is so happy!
Mom! Don’t say that! I saw the aunt below!
What? Have you seen the aunt? How is she? I haven’t seen her yet?
The aunt is very nice to me! Sister Lin asked me to thank you. What you gave her last time, Mom! What did you give to Sister Lin? She was so happy!
Kid! Don't ask so many questions!
My mother's face turned red! She was so embarrassed!
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