Lu Erjie and Jin Yàn Xi played a game. The rules must be answered quickly. The girls watched Lu Erjie stretched out a finger and asked: What is this?
Jin Yàn Xi's quick answer:
Lu Erjie stretched out his two fingers and asked: What is this?
Jin Yàn Xi answered: 2
Lu Erjie suddenly stretched out five fingers and asked quickly: What is this?
Jin Yàn Xi answered quickly according to inertial thinking: Three
The girls suddenly burst into laughter! Lu Erjie smiled and leaned back and forth, Jin Yeàn Xi's little face turned red, and his little mouth urgently defended: No, no, you are foolish, do it again, do it again
OK, Lu Erjie stopped laughing, and also stretched out a finger and asked: What is this?
Jin Yàn Xi's eyes wide open, and he was focused on answering: 1
What is this?
two
What is one plus one equal?
three
The girls were hilarious again, and they all held their stomachs and laughed in pain. Lu Erjie looked at Jiǒng's little girl who was about to cry and felt that rebirth was good.
Seeing Jin Yen Xi's appearance, Lu Erjie comforted: Sister, come and I will teach you a gesture
Jin Yàn snorted angrily: What gesture?
After the girls laughed, they curiously saw Erjie stretching out two fingers, his index finger and middle finger were standing up and then separated, and the other three fingers were circled. Jin Yiàn Xi had seen Lu Erjie's gesture once, but forgot to ask at that time, so he asked: I saw you used it, what kind of gesture is this?
Mengping suddenly said shyly: Erjie, you are so bad, how could you make such a gesture? Some of the girls understood, some were confused, they blushed when they understood, and they were confused when they did not understand.
Lu Erjie looked at his sister Meng Ping with contempt and said: Your thoughts are not pure, you have a good idea. This is a gesture that represents victory!
Then he stretched his finger forward and shouted along the movement: Yes!
hehe
Do you understand? If you understand, do it with me. Lu Erjie ordered
The girls cooperated very well, and Lu Erjie shouted: One, two, three
Yes! The girls all took action together, and then they made a silver bell-like laughter. This little villain must not be an earthling. Why are there so many fun and interesting ideas? Ah the girls thought
Is there any more? It's so fun! Mengping asked by clapping her hand
There are so many. Lu Erjie said proudly, and then said to the girls: I gesture, guess, if you guess wrong, I want to spank! Raise your hand if you agree
Mengping was the first to raise her hand! The other women hesitated for a moment, but still raised their hand
Lu Erjie stretched out his index finger, bent it into a hook, and asked: This gesture guesses a seabed creature, and it is a Chinese herbal medicine. Lu Erjie reminded him
The girls were thinking hard, but there was no answer for a long time. Some were talking about snakes, some were talking about insects, and earthworms. There were many answers, but none of them were correct.
In desperation, Erjie announced the answer and said: This is a seahorse. Do you know what a seahorse is?
Some said they knew, some said they didn't know, and then Lu Erjie bent his five fingers into a hook shape and asked: What is this? His fingers are still bent.
The girls were even more stupid. They thought Ah, but they couldn't think of it. Erjie smiled and said: This is a seahorse, I told you, this is just five seahors
Hahahaha, the girls laughed so hard that they all reached out to point their proud Lu Erjie and didn't know what to say!
After laughing, Mengping suddenly said: I want to go to the bathroom. As she said that she got up, she wanted to run out.
Lu Erjie laughed and said: Sister Mengping, what are you going to do? Just stick your butt and get punished.
Ah!, the girls realized the seriousness of the problem, all winked at each other, stood up, and said: We also went to the bathroom. As they said, they turned their heads and ran outside.
Lu Erjie was stunned. This was a collective rebellion!
Great!
Just as Lu Erjie was about to stop him, he saw the women running to the door turning around, stretching out their white and tender fingers in one go, and shouting in his mouth: Yes!
Haha, harm others and yourself, and you will be rewarded in this life! Lu Erjie is full of black thread
Miss Lin, phone number? The maid called Lin Huiyin who had just run out
Here comes! Lin Huiyin agreed, walked in and took the phone in the living room
Lin Huiyin took the phone and chatted with the person who was calling on the phone. She laughed like a silver bell from time to time.
Lu Erjie hugged Nannan, walked up and asked: Whose phone call is coming, I'll make you happy
It's Xiaoman, do you want to talk to her? Lin Huiyin asked with a smile
You want to bring it to me. Lu Erjie hurriedly took the phone call, and then there came giggling and teasing voices: Is it Brother Lu? Do you miss your sister?
Think! Think every day! Think always, think every night! Say good things, don’t have money anyway, and don’t pay taxes when lying
Lu Xiaoman smiled and said: Is that true? My sister doesn't believe it. Since I miss me, why don't you have a phone number?
I think it was hidden in my heart, not what I said. Lin Huiyin and the girls all pretended to be disgusting as they watched Erjie's stingy words.
Is that so? I love to hear these words. The weather in Peking is so cold. Is Shanghai cold? Lu Xiaoman said
OK! Sister Lu, when will you come? Erjie asked with concern
I still can't make up my mind, I wonder if someone is sincere? Lu Xiaoman said
What sincerity do you want?! Shanghai is so warm, come here, we all miss you very much. Erjie said shamelessly
Mengping muttered in a low voice: You want it, we don’t want it.
Well, I also want the sisters in the mansion, but I can also ask me to go. My sister makes a request. If you agree, I will naturally go there. Lu Xiaoman said coquettishly
Say! Lu Erjie is concise and concise
You come to Peking in person to pick me up! Lu Xiaoman said
No, I am so young, traveling far is not my strength. Erjie replied in surprise
It is precisely because of this that you seem sincere! Lu Xiaoman said coquettishly
OK, I agree, I will pick you up in person in a few days! Erjie answered firmly
I'm waiting, I'm not chatting anymore, goodbye to the long-distance old man Lu Xiaoman hung up the phone
Erjie put down the phone, and the girls looked at Erjie, and Yiping asked: Erjie, do you really want to go to Peking to pick up Xiaoman?
Lu Erjie pretended to be contemplative, hugged Nannan, and sighed long: I can never refuse the beauty’s request!
Cut!!! The girls all raised their middle fingers, and even the little girl in their arms followed suit. Her pink middle fingers stood up, and Erjie was covered in black lines.
Jin Yàn Xi's quick answer:
Lu Erjie stretched out his two fingers and asked: What is this?
Jin Yàn Xi answered: 2
Lu Erjie suddenly stretched out five fingers and asked quickly: What is this?
Jin Yàn Xi answered quickly according to inertial thinking: Three
The girls suddenly burst into laughter! Lu Erjie smiled and leaned back and forth, Jin Yeàn Xi's little face turned red, and his little mouth urgently defended: No, no, you are foolish, do it again, do it again
OK, Lu Erjie stopped laughing, and also stretched out a finger and asked: What is this?
Jin Yàn Xi's eyes wide open, and he was focused on answering: 1
What is this?
two
What is one plus one equal?
three
The girls were hilarious again, and they all held their stomachs and laughed in pain. Lu Erjie looked at Jiǒng's little girl who was about to cry and felt that rebirth was good.
Seeing Jin Yen Xi's appearance, Lu Erjie comforted: Sister, come and I will teach you a gesture
Jin Yàn snorted angrily: What gesture?
After the girls laughed, they curiously saw Erjie stretching out two fingers, his index finger and middle finger were standing up and then separated, and the other three fingers were circled. Jin Yiàn Xi had seen Lu Erjie's gesture once, but forgot to ask at that time, so he asked: I saw you used it, what kind of gesture is this?
Mengping suddenly said shyly: Erjie, you are so bad, how could you make such a gesture? Some of the girls understood, some were confused, they blushed when they understood, and they were confused when they did not understand.
Lu Erjie looked at his sister Meng Ping with contempt and said: Your thoughts are not pure, you have a good idea. This is a gesture that represents victory!
Then he stretched his finger forward and shouted along the movement: Yes!
hehe
Do you understand? If you understand, do it with me. Lu Erjie ordered
The girls cooperated very well, and Lu Erjie shouted: One, two, three
Yes! The girls all took action together, and then they made a silver bell-like laughter. This little villain must not be an earthling. Why are there so many fun and interesting ideas? Ah the girls thought
Is there any more? It's so fun! Mengping asked by clapping her hand
There are so many. Lu Erjie said proudly, and then said to the girls: I gesture, guess, if you guess wrong, I want to spank! Raise your hand if you agree
Mengping was the first to raise her hand! The other women hesitated for a moment, but still raised their hand
Lu Erjie stretched out his index finger, bent it into a hook, and asked: This gesture guesses a seabed creature, and it is a Chinese herbal medicine. Lu Erjie reminded him
The girls were thinking hard, but there was no answer for a long time. Some were talking about snakes, some were talking about insects, and earthworms. There were many answers, but none of them were correct.
In desperation, Erjie announced the answer and said: This is a seahorse. Do you know what a seahorse is?
Some said they knew, some said they didn't know, and then Lu Erjie bent his five fingers into a hook shape and asked: What is this? His fingers are still bent.
The girls were even more stupid. They thought Ah, but they couldn't think of it. Erjie smiled and said: This is a seahorse, I told you, this is just five seahors
Hahahaha, the girls laughed so hard that they all reached out to point their proud Lu Erjie and didn't know what to say!
After laughing, Mengping suddenly said: I want to go to the bathroom. As she said that she got up, she wanted to run out.
Lu Erjie laughed and said: Sister Mengping, what are you going to do? Just stick your butt and get punished.
Ah!, the girls realized the seriousness of the problem, all winked at each other, stood up, and said: We also went to the bathroom. As they said, they turned their heads and ran outside.
Lu Erjie was stunned. This was a collective rebellion!
Great!
Just as Lu Erjie was about to stop him, he saw the women running to the door turning around, stretching out their white and tender fingers in one go, and shouting in his mouth: Yes!
Haha, harm others and yourself, and you will be rewarded in this life! Lu Erjie is full of black thread
Miss Lin, phone number? The maid called Lin Huiyin who had just run out
Here comes! Lin Huiyin agreed, walked in and took the phone in the living room
Lin Huiyin took the phone and chatted with the person who was calling on the phone. She laughed like a silver bell from time to time.
Lu Erjie hugged Nannan, walked up and asked: Whose phone call is coming, I'll make you happy
It's Xiaoman, do you want to talk to her? Lin Huiyin asked with a smile
You want to bring it to me. Lu Erjie hurriedly took the phone call, and then there came giggling and teasing voices: Is it Brother Lu? Do you miss your sister?
Think! Think every day! Think always, think every night! Say good things, don’t have money anyway, and don’t pay taxes when lying
Lu Xiaoman smiled and said: Is that true? My sister doesn't believe it. Since I miss me, why don't you have a phone number?
I think it was hidden in my heart, not what I said. Lin Huiyin and the girls all pretended to be disgusting as they watched Erjie's stingy words.
Is that so? I love to hear these words. The weather in Peking is so cold. Is Shanghai cold? Lu Xiaoman said
OK! Sister Lu, when will you come? Erjie asked with concern
I still can't make up my mind, I wonder if someone is sincere? Lu Xiaoman said
What sincerity do you want?! Shanghai is so warm, come here, we all miss you very much. Erjie said shamelessly
Mengping muttered in a low voice: You want it, we don’t want it.
Well, I also want the sisters in the mansion, but I can also ask me to go. My sister makes a request. If you agree, I will naturally go there. Lu Xiaoman said coquettishly
Say! Lu Erjie is concise and concise
You come to Peking in person to pick me up! Lu Xiaoman said
No, I am so young, traveling far is not my strength. Erjie replied in surprise
It is precisely because of this that you seem sincere! Lu Xiaoman said coquettishly
OK, I agree, I will pick you up in person in a few days! Erjie answered firmly
I'm waiting, I'm not chatting anymore, goodbye to the long-distance old man Lu Xiaoman hung up the phone
Erjie put down the phone, and the girls looked at Erjie, and Yiping asked: Erjie, do you really want to go to Peking to pick up Xiaoman?
Lu Erjie pretended to be contemplative, hugged Nannan, and sighed long: I can never refuse the beauty’s request!
Cut!!! The girls all raised their middle fingers, and even the little girl in their arms followed suit. Her pink middle fingers stood up, and Erjie was covered in black lines.
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