Chapter 286 Tsinghua Speech (3)

Let me give a speech, I have not prepared a speech, I have not been to school, I can't write Ah, I don't know words, I can't draw circles to fool myself, my purpose is to chat with the big brothers and sisters and grandpas in the audience, and you can also listen to the voices of our children. Don't always teach you a straight face, and spank at any time, it hurts.

Hahahaha, laugh

Erjie paused when he said this: I just said that I can’t write and draw circles, but I remembered a joke, do you want to hear it?

Think! A group of adults in the audience were played around by children

It is said that there is a person with limited cultural level. He always likes to write typos. He can simply draw a circle represent the words that he can't write. One day his uncle got sick, so he wrote a letter. As a result, his uncle's uncle couldn't write, so he drew a circle represent the words that he wanted to write. The second sentence wanted to write that you were sick, and he couldn't write the words that he was sick, so he drew a circle represent the words that he was sick. The third sentence wanted to write that you had to take good care of your illness. Of course, the word "ill" also draw a circle. The fourth sentence said that you should never get out of bed, and you sent it out as soon as you stray. The uncle received the letter and opened it and read it, saying: Lao egg, I heard that you had laid eggs, you should raise eggs well, and never lay eggs.

Erjie's tender child voice is nice and crisp, and he is stern with a stern face. He speaks seriously, with his expression and actions vividly. The teachers and students in the audience are so happy that they almost finished laughing for the rest of their lives at this moment. The tears of laughter collapsed and the stomach hurts. The legendary child prodigy is considered to have appreciated the style today.

Erjie pressed his hands and immediately focused on the audience, silent. He didn't expect a little guy to be suppressed. This skill is rumored to be a fair and elegant. With such strong ability to control the field, it's a wonder that he has a strong ability to control the field.

Erjie's eyes were as bright as the stars and the moon. He glanced at the audience and continued: Everyone laughed and laughed. I said there was no speech. I like to do whatever I want and be foolish. You have also seen Sister Xiaoman, Sister Huiyin and the clothes I wore. Are you curious? I feel that I have never seen it. This is the product of my Supreme Group. This is the result of being foolish. In other words, our thinking cannot always stay in the same place. Of course, I am not advertising my clothing, because it is really not necessary. Naturally, some people are following good things and want to take them for themselves. This is human nature and cannot be changed.

Erjie's eyes were shiny, and he continued: It was like our towering China, with vast land and vast land, outstanding people and beautiful things, vast things, rich history, harmonious nation, and kindness, and caring about being kind to neighbors. Since there are many good things, naturally some people want to take it for themselves, so our three northeastern provinces were lost.

The audience was silent, all silent, and they were in a complicated mood. The three sisters sitting in the front row stared at their suddenly solemn little faces on the stage, thinking for a long time

One of the graceful and generous beauties had bright eyes and looked around Erjie's face, as if he wanted to understand something from it?

I'm off topic, I'm off topic, I'm talking about politics, I'll give you a question, big brother and big sister, please answer Ah with your heart

Erjie said: If you store a box of apples in your house, do you eat the good first or the bad first? Raise your hand and answer, sister, come and call someone

Erjie turned his head and gave instructions to the beautiful female teacher standing aside

The female teacher raised her hands enthusiastically from the audience, and the female teacher pointed at a male classmate: Do you want to answer?

The male classmate replied excitedly: Eat it first

Why? Erjie asked with a burning look on his face

Eat the rotten ones, and you can store the good ones! The man said proudly

Next, I also answered that I would eat it first

Erjie smiled and said: Let’s do this, brothers and sisters, let’s raise your hands to see the answer. If you think you’re too tired, raise your hands first, and the others are the other answers. Remember, don’t hesitate, raise your hands firmly!

Under the audience, Lu Erjie raised his hands in unison, and almost 80% of the audience

Let it go, it's so tiring. Erjie was silent

Erjie's eyes swept to the one who had not raised his hands in the first row, who looked beautiful and dignified and graceful. Everyone should have guessed that they were one of our three sisters in the Song family. Let's call her Song Qingling for the time being. Erjie's eyes looked at her and asked with a smile: This sister didn't raise her hands, so can you tell me why?

Song Qingling stood up gracefully, and replied with a smile on her face: My answer is to eat it first

reason?

I ate the bad ones this time, and the good ones will be broken next time. Then we will have to eat rotten apples forever. In the end, I wonder if the child is satisfied with his sister’s answer?

After saying that, he blinked mischievously, with a very cute look

Wow! Those who raised their hands before suddenly realized it. At the same time, they were embarrassed. The seemingly simple question was answered incorrectly. Is it wrong? I don’t know either!

Thank you, please sit down, I hope you have the opportunity to have lunch with you! This guy just won't forget to pick up girls

Song Qingling's beautiful eyes flashed and she sat down gracefully. She thought this little guy was very interesting and invited her to have lunch. She had this idea. The purpose of coming today was to meet or get along with this person. Unexpectedly, the little guy raised it in front of so many people, which was quite a bit of face.

This is thought. We are used to looking at problems with traditional ideas, so the results are completely different. The big brother is thrifty at first glance. He is reluctant to eat good food first, but he can only eat bad food forever. The thoughts of Westerners are much better than us. After the Industrial Revolution, the country's military economy developed rapidly, with strong ships, powerful cannons, trains and planes. What about us? He first invented gunpowder, but he used it to set off firecrackers. They drove ships, held long spears, and beat us up. What they lost was the dignity of the nation and left endless shame.

Erjie said bluntly

Everyone in the audience was moved. After a long silence, there was no way I heard the applause of Thunder, but the people who said it were different.