Lu Erjie looked in the mirror and applied black oil on his face. One on the left, one on the right, one on the top, one on the bottom, one on the bottom, one on the short while, a white and handsome little face became a big cat. Looking at the T-shirt and beach pants on his body, Erjie teared up several of them artistically, and became strips of cloth. He thought, no one would recognize him when he went out. The rooster shape on his head was attractive. Erjie wore a baseball cap. Now he didn't even know him anymore. No one else wanted to know him. Erjie was very satisfied with his new image. He wanted to go out to play, not take a car, and he would not be able to hold a bodyguard, and sway the market.
Erjie looked at himself around and opened his door and walked out. His mother Wang Xueqin and Xiaohong were practicing yoga, but his mother actually became their coach. Erjie thought, mother Ah, you teach them, and you can take them into the ditch.
Son, are you crazy? How do you dress up like a beggar? When Wang Xueqin saw the weird outfit of her baby son, she immediately widened her beautiful eyes
Hey! Do you know me? Erjie pointed at the tip of his nose
My mother knows how many hairs you have on your cock, bastard, what are you doing? You're so full
It was funny to see Erjie's little face and clothes being torn into wisps. Xiaohong and Xiaoju covered their mouths and laughed, and the other maids at home laughed constantly.
True failure!
Erjie pretended to be unhappy. I painted it like this and you all recognized me. Wouldn't I be very failed? Besides, mom, there is no hair on my cock. Of course you know, I don't know which woman is, oh!
Those who have never seen or broken are unclear
Tell me quickly, what the hell are you doing?
Wang Xueqin stared at her big round eyes and coquettishly. She was usually handsome and handsome. Her pink and tender son has now turned into this. Is his brain broken? Wang Xueqin shivered. It’s not that there is really a brain problem.
Wang Xueqin didn't care about practicing yoga anymore. She took a few steps and grabbed her son's arm and asked with concern: Tell mom, how can you feel uncomfortable?
I felt uncomfortable and frustrated. After putting on makeup for a long time, I was recognized at first sight, which hurts my self-esteem!
Mom, I'm fine, I just want to go out and play by myself, so no one follows me, I'm afraid that others will recognize me, so I put on makeup on myself, so no one will pay attention
Erjie looked up at his mother and said with a smile
Tell! Pretending, you think you are the Jade Emperor, and everyone knows you wherever you are, maybe not, the information is not developed now, even if someone sees you, you can't remember it, why do you destroy yourself
Wang Xueqin finally understood her son’s intention, it was funny!
The young master is a celebrity in Shanghai and knows him a lot, but the young master's outfit is very creative, giggle! Xiaoju smiled and said
It's Ah, madam, the young master is also protecting himself in disguise! Xiaohong looked at the young master and laughed
You just play, but don't play too crazy. Look at your outfit, don't be chased by a dog when you go out, or bring a bunch of beggars back, Xiaohong, just pack your man, go to the kitchen to get a broken bowl, and find a dog stick to defend yourself in the yard.
Wang Xueqin is a rare trick to tease her son
No, no! Erjie shook his little hands, his head swayed, thinking, my mother has a lot of humorous cells
Why don't you need to pretend to be like you! Xiaohong, go quickly! Wang Xueqin urged Xiaohong, with her eyes full of tricks
OK! Xiaohong answered crisply, and she went to the kitchen with joy.
Erjie is full of black threads, and women are making bad things, so they will not be like a human being.
The woman at home seemed to like to see Erjie being defeated. So, Xiaoju ran to the yard to find a black fire stick that was no longer used, and Xiaohong took out a small bowl.
The guy is so cool, little beggar, go and ask for a few more money to come back, we can wait to buy rice and put it into the pot!
Wang Xueqin laughed in her arms and handed the stick and bowl to her son. Erjie cooperated to take it, shaking his little head and singing with a bitter face: I am very hurt now, very hurt, very hurt, don't make myself so miserable, look at what you look like now!
At worst, I can cry and it’s still a long time to pass by!
Hahaha, giggle. The women at home were almost dying of laughter. Wang Xueqin and Xiaohong and Xiaoju followed behind while laughing, sending Erjie out of the door, and said coquettishly: Official, I am waiting for you to get back for money, go! Go! Come back, I reward the official!
Really! Lu Erjie stared at his big black eyes and said in surprise and exaggeration
Fake! Grizzle. Wang Xueqin's white son glanced at the door and slammed the door, and a few women's proud silver bell-like laughter came from inside.
Lu Erjie turned his head and looked up at the sky. God, please bless me to ask for some copper coins, haha
Wow, wool, the sound of the dog barking from afar
Lu Erjie turned around and saw, "Oh my god, what a big wolf dog! He opened his bloody mouth and drooped his blood-red tongue, and rushed towards him!
Mom! Help!
Lu Erjie shouted bitterly, threw the broken bowl, threw the dog beater, ran away, the big yellow dog behind him was chasing him, and he was indeed beaten by his mother, and he was chased by the dog as soon as he went out.
Lu Erjie ran faster and faster, almost like a gust of wind, and had already thrown the big wolf dog away. People on the street saw a phantom passing by, turned around and saw no one. It was a ghost, someone thought
laugh!
Erjie stopped and looked closely. It turned out that he was on Sichuan Road. The road was bustling with people, with traffic. Some people were wearing suits and leather shoes, some people were ragged, some people were unkempt, some people were unkempt, some people were unkempt, some people were ragged, some people were vanished, some people were luxurious, some people were wearing supreme clothes, some people were wearing cheongsams, hot summer, and the vicious sun, Lu Erjie was like a little pug, hot, and he was venting his little tongue, and then touched his own pocket. Fortunately, there were several oceans!
Hey! There is a watermelon seller on the roadside, Lu Erjie walked over
Old man, come half a watermelon! Erjie sat on the small stool next to him
Half of them won't be sold! When the old man saw a little beggar, he naturally didn't take it seriously. He didn't drive him away, so he just wanted to be kind to the outside world.
Lu Erjie knew that he was making things difficult for him, and he didn't care. This is the world, and he looked down on the person! He took out a big ocean with his little hand and threw it on the small table: Half of them will not be sold, and no one will be sold!
Sell!
Sell!
The old man selling melons had his eyes lit up and was out of sight. He didn't expect that the beggar would still have money, but he was looking down on the people. The old man selling melons hurriedly chose a big watermelon, cut it into pieces with one piece, and cut a few petals!
Erjie picked up a piece and ate it in big mouthfuls, sweet and refreshing!
After eating a few pieces, Erjie felt no longer hungry, but there was only half of the watermelon left, so he couldn't take it away. It's a pity that he paid for it. He couldn't waste it even if he had money.
At this moment, a dirty man with big and thick hair came over the street. His hair was messy, his body was covered with patches of gray cloth clothes, his upper body was covered with ragged short-sleeved shirt, his arms were as strong as a cow, and his feet were wearing cloth shoes with his mouth with his black toes exposed.
The bearded man is in his 20s, with big arms and round waist, straight face, about 1.8 meters tall, and came to the melon stall, with his eyes fixed on Erjie's leftover watermelon, and he didn't say anything, let alone Lu Erjie
Erjie raised his head and looked at the other person, and said tenderly: If you want to eat, take it.
The big man nodded and said thank you in a muffled voice. Then he came over and held up half of the watermelon with his big hands like a palm fan. He held it in both hands, as if holding a treasure. He strides towards the street opposite and ran away. While running, he shouted in a muffled voice: Mom, I have eaten watermelon, I have eaten watermelon.
Erjie looked in the sound and saw an old lady in her 60s sitting in the shade opposite the street, with a yellow face and a thin wrinkled face. Obviously, the old lady was the old man's mother. Now it's so hot, she must be extremely thirsty. Two people are pity. Erjie lamented
Old man, give another watermelon to the mother and mother opposite him. Erjie said to the old man selling melons.
OK! The old man selling melons thought to himself, this little beggar is pretty good-hearted, of course he doesn't need to ask for any more money, one piece of ocean is enough to buy half a car of watermelon
That man is a filial son!
Erjie thought to himself, we Chinese people pay great attention to filial piety. The man with accent is not from Shanghai, but seems to be from the northwest. Obviously, the man can't beg for food and can't speak. He just looked at him with his eyes.
The old man selling watermelons came over. Seeing that the little beggar had not left yet, he was a little reluctant. The dirty beggars were sitting on his stall. Those so-called civilized people would hate it, which would affect their business.
Hey, little beggar, why don’t you leave after eating it! The old man selling watermelon scolded
Looking for money! Erjie stretched out his white and tender little hand. Although he put on makeup on his face, his hands were white and tender, which was very eye-catching
What money is it for? The old man selling melons is guilty
My piece of ocean is enough to buy you a car of watermelon. Don’t talk nonsense, find money! Lu Erjie was angry. He originally wanted to give it to him. The old man’s attitude made him disgusted, so he must calculate it clearly.
The old man was extremely unhappy and asked for money. He angrily stuffed it into Erjie's white and tender little hand, and cursed: Let it come to you, get out of here!
Damn it!
Lu Erjie's face was full of black oil and was entangled. Old guy, look at your old arms and legs. I don't know anything like you. I put money in my butt pockets. Erjie's eyes dripped at the crowds on the street, got up and walked leisurely to the opposite side of the street, and came to the two of them.
The old lady was eating watermelon, the big man was swallowing, staring at the watermelon with his eyes fixed on it
Son, you eat too! The old lady said to her son
Mom! I'm not thirsty, so I keep it for dinner. The strong man said silly, but his stomach was rumbling.
Erjie was sad and the old lady lamented and put down the melon in her hand: Son, you don’t eat it, and you don’t eat it anymore.
OK, OK, Mom, I'll eat it! The big man said in a muffled voice, picked up a piece of watermelon and ate it in big mouthfuls
Erjie took out a few oceans from his pocket, put them beside the mother and the mother, and walked away quietly. The strong man raised his head and looked at the beggar's back, tears flowing down his eyes.
Erjie looked at himself around and opened his door and walked out. His mother Wang Xueqin and Xiaohong were practicing yoga, but his mother actually became their coach. Erjie thought, mother Ah, you teach them, and you can take them into the ditch.
Son, are you crazy? How do you dress up like a beggar? When Wang Xueqin saw the weird outfit of her baby son, she immediately widened her beautiful eyes
Hey! Do you know me? Erjie pointed at the tip of his nose
My mother knows how many hairs you have on your cock, bastard, what are you doing? You're so full
It was funny to see Erjie's little face and clothes being torn into wisps. Xiaohong and Xiaoju covered their mouths and laughed, and the other maids at home laughed constantly.
True failure!
Erjie pretended to be unhappy. I painted it like this and you all recognized me. Wouldn't I be very failed? Besides, mom, there is no hair on my cock. Of course you know, I don't know which woman is, oh!
Those who have never seen or broken are unclear
Tell me quickly, what the hell are you doing?
Wang Xueqin stared at her big round eyes and coquettishly. She was usually handsome and handsome. Her pink and tender son has now turned into this. Is his brain broken? Wang Xueqin shivered. It’s not that there is really a brain problem.
Wang Xueqin didn't care about practicing yoga anymore. She took a few steps and grabbed her son's arm and asked with concern: Tell mom, how can you feel uncomfortable?
I felt uncomfortable and frustrated. After putting on makeup for a long time, I was recognized at first sight, which hurts my self-esteem!
Mom, I'm fine, I just want to go out and play by myself, so no one follows me, I'm afraid that others will recognize me, so I put on makeup on myself, so no one will pay attention
Erjie looked up at his mother and said with a smile
Tell! Pretending, you think you are the Jade Emperor, and everyone knows you wherever you are, maybe not, the information is not developed now, even if someone sees you, you can't remember it, why do you destroy yourself
Wang Xueqin finally understood her son’s intention, it was funny!
The young master is a celebrity in Shanghai and knows him a lot, but the young master's outfit is very creative, giggle! Xiaoju smiled and said
It's Ah, madam, the young master is also protecting himself in disguise! Xiaohong looked at the young master and laughed
You just play, but don't play too crazy. Look at your outfit, don't be chased by a dog when you go out, or bring a bunch of beggars back, Xiaohong, just pack your man, go to the kitchen to get a broken bowl, and find a dog stick to defend yourself in the yard.
Wang Xueqin is a rare trick to tease her son
No, no! Erjie shook his little hands, his head swayed, thinking, my mother has a lot of humorous cells
Why don't you need to pretend to be like you! Xiaohong, go quickly! Wang Xueqin urged Xiaohong, with her eyes full of tricks
OK! Xiaohong answered crisply, and she went to the kitchen with joy.
Erjie is full of black threads, and women are making bad things, so they will not be like a human being.
The woman at home seemed to like to see Erjie being defeated. So, Xiaoju ran to the yard to find a black fire stick that was no longer used, and Xiaohong took out a small bowl.
The guy is so cool, little beggar, go and ask for a few more money to come back, we can wait to buy rice and put it into the pot!
Wang Xueqin laughed in her arms and handed the stick and bowl to her son. Erjie cooperated to take it, shaking his little head and singing with a bitter face: I am very hurt now, very hurt, very hurt, don't make myself so miserable, look at what you look like now!
At worst, I can cry and it’s still a long time to pass by!
Hahaha, giggle. The women at home were almost dying of laughter. Wang Xueqin and Xiaohong and Xiaoju followed behind while laughing, sending Erjie out of the door, and said coquettishly: Official, I am waiting for you to get back for money, go! Go! Come back, I reward the official!
Really! Lu Erjie stared at his big black eyes and said in surprise and exaggeration
Fake! Grizzle. Wang Xueqin's white son glanced at the door and slammed the door, and a few women's proud silver bell-like laughter came from inside.
Lu Erjie turned his head and looked up at the sky. God, please bless me to ask for some copper coins, haha
Wow, wool, the sound of the dog barking from afar
Lu Erjie turned around and saw, "Oh my god, what a big wolf dog! He opened his bloody mouth and drooped his blood-red tongue, and rushed towards him!
Mom! Help!
Lu Erjie shouted bitterly, threw the broken bowl, threw the dog beater, ran away, the big yellow dog behind him was chasing him, and he was indeed beaten by his mother, and he was chased by the dog as soon as he went out.
Lu Erjie ran faster and faster, almost like a gust of wind, and had already thrown the big wolf dog away. People on the street saw a phantom passing by, turned around and saw no one. It was a ghost, someone thought
laugh!
Erjie stopped and looked closely. It turned out that he was on Sichuan Road. The road was bustling with people, with traffic. Some people were wearing suits and leather shoes, some people were ragged, some people were unkempt, some people were unkempt, some people were unkempt, some people were ragged, some people were vanished, some people were luxurious, some people were wearing supreme clothes, some people were wearing cheongsams, hot summer, and the vicious sun, Lu Erjie was like a little pug, hot, and he was venting his little tongue, and then touched his own pocket. Fortunately, there were several oceans!
Hey! There is a watermelon seller on the roadside, Lu Erjie walked over
Old man, come half a watermelon! Erjie sat on the small stool next to him
Half of them won't be sold! When the old man saw a little beggar, he naturally didn't take it seriously. He didn't drive him away, so he just wanted to be kind to the outside world.
Lu Erjie knew that he was making things difficult for him, and he didn't care. This is the world, and he looked down on the person! He took out a big ocean with his little hand and threw it on the small table: Half of them will not be sold, and no one will be sold!
Sell!
Sell!
The old man selling melons had his eyes lit up and was out of sight. He didn't expect that the beggar would still have money, but he was looking down on the people. The old man selling melons hurriedly chose a big watermelon, cut it into pieces with one piece, and cut a few petals!
Erjie picked up a piece and ate it in big mouthfuls, sweet and refreshing!
After eating a few pieces, Erjie felt no longer hungry, but there was only half of the watermelon left, so he couldn't take it away. It's a pity that he paid for it. He couldn't waste it even if he had money.
At this moment, a dirty man with big and thick hair came over the street. His hair was messy, his body was covered with patches of gray cloth clothes, his upper body was covered with ragged short-sleeved shirt, his arms were as strong as a cow, and his feet were wearing cloth shoes with his mouth with his black toes exposed.
The bearded man is in his 20s, with big arms and round waist, straight face, about 1.8 meters tall, and came to the melon stall, with his eyes fixed on Erjie's leftover watermelon, and he didn't say anything, let alone Lu Erjie
Erjie raised his head and looked at the other person, and said tenderly: If you want to eat, take it.
The big man nodded and said thank you in a muffled voice. Then he came over and held up half of the watermelon with his big hands like a palm fan. He held it in both hands, as if holding a treasure. He strides towards the street opposite and ran away. While running, he shouted in a muffled voice: Mom, I have eaten watermelon, I have eaten watermelon.
Erjie looked in the sound and saw an old lady in her 60s sitting in the shade opposite the street, with a yellow face and a thin wrinkled face. Obviously, the old lady was the old man's mother. Now it's so hot, she must be extremely thirsty. Two people are pity. Erjie lamented
Old man, give another watermelon to the mother and mother opposite him. Erjie said to the old man selling melons.
OK! The old man selling melons thought to himself, this little beggar is pretty good-hearted, of course he doesn't need to ask for any more money, one piece of ocean is enough to buy half a car of watermelon
That man is a filial son!
Erjie thought to himself, we Chinese people pay great attention to filial piety. The man with accent is not from Shanghai, but seems to be from the northwest. Obviously, the man can't beg for food and can't speak. He just looked at him with his eyes.
The old man selling watermelons came over. Seeing that the little beggar had not left yet, he was a little reluctant. The dirty beggars were sitting on his stall. Those so-called civilized people would hate it, which would affect their business.
Hey, little beggar, why don’t you leave after eating it! The old man selling watermelon scolded
Looking for money! Erjie stretched out his white and tender little hand. Although he put on makeup on his face, his hands were white and tender, which was very eye-catching
What money is it for? The old man selling melons is guilty
My piece of ocean is enough to buy you a car of watermelon. Don’t talk nonsense, find money! Lu Erjie was angry. He originally wanted to give it to him. The old man’s attitude made him disgusted, so he must calculate it clearly.
The old man was extremely unhappy and asked for money. He angrily stuffed it into Erjie's white and tender little hand, and cursed: Let it come to you, get out of here!
Damn it!
Lu Erjie's face was full of black oil and was entangled. Old guy, look at your old arms and legs. I don't know anything like you. I put money in my butt pockets. Erjie's eyes dripped at the crowds on the street, got up and walked leisurely to the opposite side of the street, and came to the two of them.
The old lady was eating watermelon, the big man was swallowing, staring at the watermelon with his eyes fixed on it
Son, you eat too! The old lady said to her son
Mom! I'm not thirsty, so I keep it for dinner. The strong man said silly, but his stomach was rumbling.
Erjie was sad and the old lady lamented and put down the melon in her hand: Son, you don’t eat it, and you don’t eat it anymore.
OK, OK, Mom, I'll eat it! The big man said in a muffled voice, picked up a piece of watermelon and ate it in big mouthfuls
Erjie took out a few oceans from his pocket, put them beside the mother and the mother, and walked away quietly. The strong man raised his head and looked at the beggar's back, tears flowing down his eyes.
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