A TV program on CCTV, a man and a woman hosts are making jokes while sensational
The guests invited to our program today are mother and son. Oh, maybe not mother and son, so what is their relationship? Everyone has different opinions, but this secret will not be kept for too long. I think the audience in the audience also want to know what kind of strange mother and son we invited today. I don’t talk nonsense. Here are some mysterious guests who invite us to show up.
Applause is buzzing
A pair of people came up, no, three, a beautiful woman in her thirties held a pretty girl in one hand and a handsome little boy who looked older than her actual age.
Since they were going to go on TV, Su Mei and Erjie Yujia dressed up specially. Before going on stage, they simply organized the makeup artist in the backstage, and immediately shone with glory.
Shake hands with the two hosts and greet them, then sit in the guest seat
Su Mei and Yu Jia were obviously a little nervous, only Erjie looked relaxed, and his eyes were dripping with eyes to see if there were any beautiful girls in the audience. Then look at the female host, and she looked OK, just like that
May I ask the audience below, do you know today's guests? The male host asked
Some said they knew each other, some said they didn’t know each other, and the female supporter said: It seems that everyone is still unfamiliar with our guests, but after watching the following video, I think you will know each other immediately.
The video playback is first of all the scenes of the Soviet Union and the United States interviewed by CCTV media, and then the scenes of the donation ceremony and the reception of leaders.
The host asked the audience: I met you now
The applause from the audience was much warmer than before
The host is insincere: There is another important person here that everyone must be interested in, please continue watching the video
So Lu Erjie, who spread to major websites and occupied the video headlines, I am her bodyguard. Awesome clips
The applause and wow sounds in the audience
The applause fell, and the host began to sensationalize: I think the meaning he conveyed in this special video is extraordinary, and we applaud them again
Applause is buzzing
Next, we invite the guest to introduce himself, starting from the older one, no, starting from the youngest ones. We must always keep in mind the tradition of respecting the elderly and loving the young. First of all, I am not saying that this guest is not young, this guest sister is younger than my sister.
The host is really good at speaking
The female host joked: Let’s take it down, your sister is only five years old!
Crazy off the stage
Lu Erjie took the microphone from the female host's hand and stood up and pretended to be innocent: Sister, before introducing myself, I have a small request.
The female host's answer was overjoyed: Good Ah, handsome guy, do you have any small requests? Even if you ask, my sister will definitely do it.
Erjie said tenderly: I want my beautiful sister to kiss me, or can I kiss my beautiful sister?
The male host laughed even more and couldn't stand up. The female host was used to this scene and laughed happily: OK, the positive or negative is to take advantage of the sister, but she doesn't have a boyfriend yet.
But I don't have a girlfriend either! Lu Erjie smiled badly
Hahahahaha, the applause from the audience was like thunder Sumei and Yujia rolled their eyes with their lips pursed. This guy is so shameless.
In the end, Erjie took advantage of the beautiful host twice, and finally said shamelessly: My sister's first kiss was given to me, and I also gave my first kiss. We don't owe you, if you feel that you are at a disadvantage, you can kiss me everywhere and make money back.
Laughing, applause, speechless, such a funny and stimulating little guy, this is too mature, nowadays, alas!
Hello, my name is Lu Wenlong. I am seven years old this year and I am in the first grade of elementary school. This is my mother and a strong woman. This is my sister. She is a bit stupid and cute, but not as cute as me! It’s over!
Lu Erjie's voice is tender, his voice is clear, and his speech is clever
Hahahaha, Su Mei can't laugh and cry, Yu Jia wants to go up and kick him
Hello everyone, Hello everyone, my name is Su Mei, I run a small clothing factory. This is my daughter, Li Yujia, who is fourteen years old this year, and I am in the second year of junior high school in Beijing
Li Yujia snatched the microphone: Hello, my name is Li Yujia. To prove that I am stupid, I declare that I don’t know how old I am
Laughing and applause, an interesting family! The atmosphere on and off the court is warm
Oh, I'm so laughing! The female host's tears were marked, and she turned to the male host: xxx, have you noticed it? There is something wrong with what they introduced.
What's the problem?
Look, you don’t think it’s strange to have three different surnames, Su, Li, and Lu?
What's strange about this? The daughter naturally has the surname of her father. Wait, there is a problem. Why is this youngest son's surname Lu? Ms. Su? Can you answer our questions and answer questions?
The hosts are all experts in making jokes
Su Mei said: That's right, Wenlong is not my biological son, it should be considered my godson. His parents passed away when he was very young, and I adopted him halfway.
This is a statement that Sumei and Erjie agreed on in the audience
Oh! The host understands that Su Mei is a caring person
We also saw it in the short film. Can you tell us the origin of this treasure of Cixi? I think the audience members in the audience are more interested
Regarding this issue, my son has the most say. You can ask him. Sumei turned his finger on Erjie.
The male and female hosts are more interested, this is a big news: Little handsome guy, then you can tell everyone
Lu Erjie took the microphone and said tenderly: The treasure was left by my grandfather's grandfather. When my parents were alive, they kept saying that they wanted to find an opportunity to hand it over to the country, but because of the sudden death of their death, there was no chance. I don't understand the specific origin of the treasure, but one day I saw my mother's diary, so I entrusted Su Mei's mother to donate it to the country for free, and that's it.
Then why don’t you stay? The host’s timely guidance
First, I was young and lost it if I couldn't bear it. Second, I heard from my mother that this treasure should belong to the state and cannot be owned by myself. Although I am young, I also know the importance of it.
good!
The applause from the audience is endless
Wenlong Ah, I heard that our leader met you in person, were you afraid at that time?
He is not a tiger, what are you afraid of? He is really a childless word, a childless word, haha
Do you still remember what the Chairman Grandpa said to you and let everyone reveal it! Female host gossip Bear Bear
This is a state secret, I can't say, do you want me to be a bad person? Erjie blinked his clear big eyes and looked at the female host with a tender voice and said with a tender look.
Hahahaha, the applause from the audience started again, the male and female hosts were full of black lines. This little guy is so awesome that it is hard to deal with Ah!
I think it's better to avoid it. My sister has become an instigator. But Wenlong, are you the video you just played on the big screen?
If you want to change the package!
Wow! Awesome boy
The guests invited to our program today are mother and son. Oh, maybe not mother and son, so what is their relationship? Everyone has different opinions, but this secret will not be kept for too long. I think the audience in the audience also want to know what kind of strange mother and son we invited today. I don’t talk nonsense. Here are some mysterious guests who invite us to show up.
Applause is buzzing
A pair of people came up, no, three, a beautiful woman in her thirties held a pretty girl in one hand and a handsome little boy who looked older than her actual age.
Since they were going to go on TV, Su Mei and Erjie Yujia dressed up specially. Before going on stage, they simply organized the makeup artist in the backstage, and immediately shone with glory.
Shake hands with the two hosts and greet them, then sit in the guest seat
Su Mei and Yu Jia were obviously a little nervous, only Erjie looked relaxed, and his eyes were dripping with eyes to see if there were any beautiful girls in the audience. Then look at the female host, and she looked OK, just like that
May I ask the audience below, do you know today's guests? The male host asked
Some said they knew each other, some said they didn’t know each other, and the female supporter said: It seems that everyone is still unfamiliar with our guests, but after watching the following video, I think you will know each other immediately.
The video playback is first of all the scenes of the Soviet Union and the United States interviewed by CCTV media, and then the scenes of the donation ceremony and the reception of leaders.
The host asked the audience: I met you now
The applause from the audience was much warmer than before
The host is insincere: There is another important person here that everyone must be interested in, please continue watching the video
So Lu Erjie, who spread to major websites and occupied the video headlines, I am her bodyguard. Awesome clips
The applause and wow sounds in the audience
The applause fell, and the host began to sensationalize: I think the meaning he conveyed in this special video is extraordinary, and we applaud them again
Applause is buzzing
Next, we invite the guest to introduce himself, starting from the older one, no, starting from the youngest ones. We must always keep in mind the tradition of respecting the elderly and loving the young. First of all, I am not saying that this guest is not young, this guest sister is younger than my sister.
The host is really good at speaking
The female host joked: Let’s take it down, your sister is only five years old!
Crazy off the stage
Lu Erjie took the microphone from the female host's hand and stood up and pretended to be innocent: Sister, before introducing myself, I have a small request.
The female host's answer was overjoyed: Good Ah, handsome guy, do you have any small requests? Even if you ask, my sister will definitely do it.
Erjie said tenderly: I want my beautiful sister to kiss me, or can I kiss my beautiful sister?
The male host laughed even more and couldn't stand up. The female host was used to this scene and laughed happily: OK, the positive or negative is to take advantage of the sister, but she doesn't have a boyfriend yet.
But I don't have a girlfriend either! Lu Erjie smiled badly
Hahahahaha, the applause from the audience was like thunder Sumei and Yujia rolled their eyes with their lips pursed. This guy is so shameless.
In the end, Erjie took advantage of the beautiful host twice, and finally said shamelessly: My sister's first kiss was given to me, and I also gave my first kiss. We don't owe you, if you feel that you are at a disadvantage, you can kiss me everywhere and make money back.
Laughing, applause, speechless, such a funny and stimulating little guy, this is too mature, nowadays, alas!
Hello, my name is Lu Wenlong. I am seven years old this year and I am in the first grade of elementary school. This is my mother and a strong woman. This is my sister. She is a bit stupid and cute, but not as cute as me! It’s over!
Lu Erjie's voice is tender, his voice is clear, and his speech is clever
Hahahaha, Su Mei can't laugh and cry, Yu Jia wants to go up and kick him
Hello everyone, Hello everyone, my name is Su Mei, I run a small clothing factory. This is my daughter, Li Yujia, who is fourteen years old this year, and I am in the second year of junior high school in Beijing
Li Yujia snatched the microphone: Hello, my name is Li Yujia. To prove that I am stupid, I declare that I don’t know how old I am
Laughing and applause, an interesting family! The atmosphere on and off the court is warm
Oh, I'm so laughing! The female host's tears were marked, and she turned to the male host: xxx, have you noticed it? There is something wrong with what they introduced.
What's the problem?
Look, you don’t think it’s strange to have three different surnames, Su, Li, and Lu?
What's strange about this? The daughter naturally has the surname of her father. Wait, there is a problem. Why is this youngest son's surname Lu? Ms. Su? Can you answer our questions and answer questions?
The hosts are all experts in making jokes
Su Mei said: That's right, Wenlong is not my biological son, it should be considered my godson. His parents passed away when he was very young, and I adopted him halfway.
This is a statement that Sumei and Erjie agreed on in the audience
Oh! The host understands that Su Mei is a caring person
We also saw it in the short film. Can you tell us the origin of this treasure of Cixi? I think the audience members in the audience are more interested
Regarding this issue, my son has the most say. You can ask him. Sumei turned his finger on Erjie.
The male and female hosts are more interested, this is a big news: Little handsome guy, then you can tell everyone
Lu Erjie took the microphone and said tenderly: The treasure was left by my grandfather's grandfather. When my parents were alive, they kept saying that they wanted to find an opportunity to hand it over to the country, but because of the sudden death of their death, there was no chance. I don't understand the specific origin of the treasure, but one day I saw my mother's diary, so I entrusted Su Mei's mother to donate it to the country for free, and that's it.
Then why don’t you stay? The host’s timely guidance
First, I was young and lost it if I couldn't bear it. Second, I heard from my mother that this treasure should belong to the state and cannot be owned by myself. Although I am young, I also know the importance of it.
good!
The applause from the audience is endless
Wenlong Ah, I heard that our leader met you in person, were you afraid at that time?
He is not a tiger, what are you afraid of? He is really a childless word, a childless word, haha
Do you still remember what the Chairman Grandpa said to you and let everyone reveal it! Female host gossip Bear Bear
This is a state secret, I can't say, do you want me to be a bad person? Erjie blinked his clear big eyes and looked at the female host with a tender voice and said with a tender look.
Hahahaha, the applause from the audience started again, the male and female hosts were full of black lines. This little guy is so awesome that it is hard to deal with Ah!
I think it's better to avoid it. My sister has become an instigator. But Wenlong, are you the video you just played on the big screen?
If you want to change the package!
Wow! Awesome boy
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