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Chapter 1 Appearing Talent

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All of them are ignorant words that make the prince laugh

The purple fairy girl trembled all over. After pondering for a long time, her voice couldn't help but feel a little low.

Girl, but it's okay

Yang Shu said softly: Since you are drinking and having fun, you should have a bright future. Since the girl has both talent and talent, I must have responded to it.

That's it!

Xiao Jiu was so happy, his face showed a cunning aura, and he smiled a little sarcastically: Young Duke, this is a beautiful Zixian girl who cannot be asked for by many people. She actually has this opportunity today. If she is not sure, wouldn’t it be a bit ungrateful? Besides, our Duke is not forcing you to make friends with literature and seek fate with literature. If the girl doesn’t even agree, then what fun can she say

Since that's the case, Zixian is ugly

The Zixian girl was confused. Although she knew that the young man in front of her had saved her again and again, she would not let her go according to what Xiao Jiu meant.

I had already lost his face in an impulse just now. If I don’t welcome him now, I’m afraid not only myself, but even the people in Huafang will be implicated.

please

Yang Cun looked polite and the smile on his face was so harmless

If there was a mirror in front of him at this time, he would definitely be scared and exclaimed: Damn, who is this guy with obviously insufficient IQ?

When I was young, a young woman heard a couplet of thousands of years. She thought about it for a long time but had not obtained the couplet. She was troubled by the Duke.

The purple fairy girl pondered for a long time, her red lips opened and slowly chanted: Nantongzhou, Beitongzhou, North and South Tongzhou, North and South Tongzhou

This couplet came out, and everyone in the boat pondered.

This couplet is indeed an eternal couplet worshipped by countless scholars. According to legend, an emperor met: the east pawn shop, the west pawn shop, the east pawn shop, the east pawn shop, the east pawn shop, the east east east west south, and the opposite direction is the same.

For thousands of years, countless scholars and scholars have regarded it as natural work. In addition, many literati and poets racked their brains, but not to mention getting a similar second couplet, even fewer inferior works that can be pieced together

Who doesn’t know this everlasting couplet that will be left with everlasting fragrance

Miss Zixian is so difficult

Zhao Yuanming pondered for a long time, and finally shook his head with a bitter smile. He thought he was a well-read person, so how could he not know this everlasting couplet that has been passed down from generation to generation.

Not to mention yourself now, even your teachers and those knowledgeable people, who would like to mention this secret link, aren’t you just learning?

The eternal couplet

Yang Shu sighed in a rare way, as if he had thought for a long time but had no idea

Is it inappropriate for Miss Zixian to talk about interesting works with the title of the eternal couplet?

Xiao Jiu's face suddenly sank. He endured his displeasure and said with some contempt and mocked: There are very few masters and poets in the world who can do inferior work. Many literati and poets sighed. But the girl used this everlasting couplet as a question of finding a son-in-law. Could it be that she was deliberately embarrassed?

The young girl dare not

Miss Zixian said coldly, so I won't say more

But his eyes quietly looked at Yang Cun with a sad face, but his heart suddenly became a little soft

She knew that it was a bit too much to use this eternal sect. However, despite Yang Cun's repeated help tonight, in Zixian's heart, he was also a member of the official family. Her indelible arrogance made her hate those evil officials who bully the people. Yang Cun was also shot while lying down.

Uncle, can you gain something?

Yang Shu saw that the atmosphere was a little stiff, and immediately turned around and looked at Yang Cun.

Although it was just a temporary show of love, the person who took the exam this time was Yang Cun. The two kings and one duke were stumped by a brothel woman. If such a thing is spread, the face will be greatly lost.

As the head of the Yang family, he doesn't want to lose two, three ancient and eight doubles

,, Fork - Miss Zixian, I have a couplet, but it’s so vulgar. Yang dare not be surprised

Yang Cun... After a long time, he remembered the extremely rogue work of his previous life, and felt a terrible smile in his heart

Although it's a bit unfamiliar, it's OK. I'm used to being naughty, but I can't let this shame

Please, Duke

Zixian looked at Yang Cun, and suddenly felt a sense of inexplicable disappointment in her heart.

The cunning little pride in my heart was gone at first, but for some reason, I didn't know why, and there was an indescribable sense of anxiety and expectation in my expectation.

Nantongzhou, Beitongzhou, North and South Tongzhou, North and South East pawn shops, West pawn shops, East and West pawn shops!

Yang Cun pondered for a moment, smiled at everyone embarrassedly, scratched his head and said embarrassedly: My couplet is, male students, female students, male students, male students, male and female students have male and female students!

puff……

Even Yang Shu, who had always been calm and Zhao Yuanming, who was extremely calm, all sprayed out the wine from his mouth.

Xiao Jiu stared at the side with his eyes wide open, looking at Yang Cun who had been polite in front of him in disbelief. He could not believe that this obscene work was from the mouth of this handsome boy. He felt that tears were almost falling in his heart.

Realm, this is realm. The indifference and slutty scholars who are well-educated and can be so obscene. They are really the idol of our wolf friends!

The eternal couplet can be both romantic and vulgar. Such shameless faces are only available in heaven, but how many times can you hear them in the world?

Duke!

When the Zixian girl heard this, she was stunned. When she realized that she had a flush on her pretty face

He spat in disgrace, why did this gentle and polite boy look so obscene and obscene as soon as he said

Master, Xiao Wang has learned it

Zhao Yuanming snickered for a long time before slowly coming back to his senses

Although they are hypocritical children of the emperor, men always have some understanding of each other. Even if they know some things, they can only understand them and not convey them in words.

Uncle, this couplet... seems a little inappropriate

Yang Shu stuttered in surprise and couldn't close his mouth for a long time

He has always been honest and is really at a loss for his uncle to be such a dirty match.

It's not right, the literary style is right, it's too down-to-earth, full of playful and vanity

I also think it's not appropriate

Yang Cun scratched his head embarrassedly, turned around and asked the beauty behind the curtain: I wonder what kind of insights Miss Zixian has?

Duke, this couplet... seems a bit vulgar

The purple fairy girl was shocked by Yang Cun's second couplet for a long time but couldn't come back to her senses. However, her pretty face turned red and her tone was still gentle. She just said in her heart that it was just vulgar, it was simply vulgar, vulgar, and insulting her literary style.

That's it, but I have another second couplet. I wonder if the girl is interested?

When Yang Cun spoke, he thought that it would be a pity for people to work so much and so many ready-made ones to use. Fortunately, there is no such thing as wise property rights in this era.

I was a little nervous, wondering if someone had met this second line I heard before?

Wish you know the details

The purple fairy's eyes lit up, and the sound of the light sound was light

The shock brought to her by the vulgar second couplet just now seemed to have not eased. Although her voice was still pleasant, she seemed a little stiff.

The other three also looked over with curiosity

Although Xiao Jiu had already planned to deal with this flower house, after all, they were all men, and everyone would have good face.

It is one thing to bully people by virtue of power. Who doesn’t want to win a good time? Besides, this Zixian girl is famous for her. She has always been arrogant and has no slutty. If she can overwhelm her in literary talent, it will be a good story if she spreads it out.

Listen to it, girl

Yang Cun coughed seriously, and raised his chest and raised his hands in an extremely coquettish manner, and said in an extremely intoxicating manner: Reading in spring, reading in autumn, reading in spring, reading in spring, reading in spring, reading in spring, reading in spring, reading in spring,

As soon as this couplet came out, everyone in the boat bowed their heads and pondered. Although it was not as perfect as the East, West, North and South, and North of the Supreme Couplet, but for many years, I have never heard of such a masterpiece

Even those great scholars of the world are proud of their unique couplets.

Reading in the Spring and Autumn Period is both in line with the meaning of the text and the identity of a scholar. Although this couplet is not absolute, it should be considered the best in the world.

good!

Yang Shu came to his senses and was the first to clap his hands

The Duke is indeed very literary!

Zhao Yuanming was also full of joy and couldn't help but clapped his hands.

Although Xiao Jiu next to him had no idea, he knew that he had regained his face and immediately flattered him happily.

I laughed, I laughed

Yang Cun bowed with a modest look of pure heart and few desires, but he had scolded them a hundred and eight thousand times in his heart.

What's going on with these guys watching and applauding? When I was playing monkey play Ah!

And you, Yang Shu, why are you so bright with your eyes? I'm not playing with big stones on my chest, why are you excited!

The prince is very talented, and the little girl is willing to give up the disadvantage

The purple fairy girl pondered in that artistic conception, and the cheers in the hall made her come to her senses a little.

By this time, she was already pretty and blushing, and she bowed to Yang Cun with great respect.

I wonder if Miss Zixian has his questions?

Xiao Jiu smiled the most lewdly. As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately looked arrogant and shouted almost provocatively: Come on, please Boss Zhang!

After a while, an old woman who was trembling was invited to come up. Her legs were almost frightened when she saluted.

Yang Cun felt embarrassed to let the old man do that, so he quickly asked her to waive the gift.

Xiao Jiu looked proud and said with a smile: Boss Zhang, don’t say I bully others with my power! Miss Zixian has a first word. Wen is a husband who is the most talented person. Now our country’s princess is a young talent who cannot even be defeated by the eternal couplet. I think it’s better to choose a day than to meet the day. Today, there are two princes to be a matchmaker. It’s time for you to drink this sip of newcomer tea.

The people obey the order

The old woman was so nervous that she was sweating all over when she came in. Two kings and one duke, such a person had already made her panic so that her mind could not even think.

Miss Zixian, what do you think?

Zhao Yuanming smiled like watching a show, and the spring breeze all night, saying that it was a husband, it sounded so nice.

It's just the first night for a brothel girl. If no one is willing to redeem her later, she will be able to become a man's plaything for the rest of her life

Uncle, what do you think?

Yang Shu was already a little anxious, it was obviously a bit like he was going to make a pair.

The Yang family is a well-known figure in Jiangnan. Even though Zixian is a beautiful woman in the country, she is a brothel woman after all. He has always been a scheming person and has a deep persistence in the opinions of the portal. Naturally, he does not want his Yang family to do these ridiculous things.

Miss Zixian, this...

Yang Cun was also a little embarrassed. It was over, and it seemed unreasonable to refuse.

Yang Cun had no idea of ​​his own, and he didn't even have any idea of ​​his wife and concubines these days. However, he was still a virgin in his life. A woman who had never seen her appearance had to be inexplicably about her relationship. This kind of romantic encounter made people feel extremely awkward for a while.

Master, the little girl has two questions. I wonder if Mr. Master is interested?

Subtle chatting and laughing, how could I not hear the cleverness of Miss Zixian?

Looking at the boy in front of you, thinking about his humble identity, I couldn't help but laugh at myself.

Although I felt a little sad, I couldn't help but ask

Please give me a lesson

Yang Cun was obviously absent-minded when he spoke. After all, it was related to the life and death of a virgin. If you go to bed with someone for no reason, even you will feel wronged.

Besides, this Purple Fairy girl looks hazy from a distance, her voice is beautiful, and her beautiful figure is also graceful, but she just doesn't know what she looks like. If there is something wrong with people's aesthetic views these days, she is beautiful with her appearance beyond the five elements and without the six paths. It is hard to guarantee what kind of strange shape this kind of innocent man with a reputation outside will be.

Thinking about it, An Qiao is quite good, delicate, pink and tender, and always has a small red face. She speaks softly. Although her small body is not sexy and hot, she is tender and tender.

Thinking of the cute girl at home, Yang Cun suddenly felt a shock all over his body, and he felt a little uncontrollable and irritated.

Baita Street, yellow blacksmith, red furnace, burning black charcoal, blue smoke, flashing blue light, quenching purple iron, sitting north and south to hit east and west

The purple fairy's red lips opened is a difficult first couplet

She was unwilling to become a tool for people to talk and laugh, but for some reason, she saw Yang Cun's expression a little perfunctory, and her heart was sore and painful. She became stubborn, and she thought it was difficult for Yang Cun to make things difficult for Yang Cun.

Tamsui Bay, bitter peasant, wearing a cold hat, bent sore waist, spicy sun, sweating, chopping sweet cane, raising a wife, raising children and raising grandchildren

Yang Cun met without thinking about it. The couplets and brain teasers that he was most interested in in his previous life were couplets and brain teasers.

There are so many things stored in my mind. I can deal with this inspiration with a flash of inspiration.

The man is indeed very knowledgeable

Zhao Yuanming immediately applauded

I didn't expect my uncle to be so talented

Yang Shu couldn't help but nodded with praise. Although he didn't like this farce very much, seeing Yang Mei, the person from his Yang family, was naturally amazed as the authentic head of the Yang family.

It is difficult to ask for others, it is difficult to ask for others, and it is difficult to ask for others to meet everyone!

Zixian didn't expect Yang Cun's reaction to be so fast. When Yinya bit her teeth, she continued to express her unwillingness to do so.

The New Year is bitter, the New Year is bitter, the New Year is bitter every year!

Yang Cun just thought for a moment and said it as a seal

The sun is in the east, the moon is in the west, and the word "bright" is generated in the sky!

There was a hint of indescribable disorder in the eyes of the fairy girl. She had a slightly red face and bit her lower lip. She thought for a while, and then said a quick sentence.

The son is on the right, the woman is on the left, and the world is matched with a good person!

Yang Cun was also not vague. With this slick tongue, he was almost a soldier who blocked water and soil. No matter what kind of eternal couplet you have or a messy couplet, he would kill them all.

Three days of crystal characters, the time will have a day, but no day, every day, 36,000 days in a hundred years

Looking at the young man in front of him, Zixian felt that he was a little unintentional and for the first time he felt very confused.

The maintenance just now, the confrontation at this time, all kinds of tastes come to my heart, and the mixed flavors make a heart nowhere to be quiet

The three mouths of the word "Pin" are suitable for opening your mouth and opening your mouth. Please give me a glass of wine.

Yang Cun laughed haha, raised his glass to signal to everyone in the boat, turned around, held the glass and looked at the beauty behind the curtain, and made an invitation.

OK, I advise you to have a glass of wine!

Zhao Yuanming also had a whim. After raising his cup and slaps it, he smiled heartily: What is the five-car learning? Young talent? Xiao Wang finally saw how many talented people in the world think of themselves. Only the prince is truly a sun and moon. Xiao Wang admires it.

You're polite

Yang Cun laughed and drank it all in one go, very proud

Mr. Xie gave wine

The purple fairy girl couldn't help but feel her heart trembled, and the blushing on her face became even more

Suddenly, he stood up and helped up the wine glass, looked at the mandarin ducks playing in the water on the pillar, and said softly: Mandarin ducks reflecting the water into pairs, tender lingering, He Xian the immortals in the sky

The phoenix is ​​connected by heart and mind, and life and death are shared by life and death, and is determined to be the moonlight.

Yang Cun just came out right even though he didn't think about it, but a thought suddenly flashed through his mind.

This seems to be something wrong, it seems to be a couplet of courtship?

I'm leaving first

The purple fairy girl's face suddenly turned hot as if it was burning. She sucked the thing in the cup and made a sound again, as thin as a mosquito. After drinking it all, she retreated with a bit of twist.

Congratulations to the Lord

Zhao Yuanming laughed loudly and arched his fist at Yang Cun, showing that even men know it.

Congratulations to the master, the spring breeze was once, but it was so beautiful!

Xiao Jiu was also congratulating her, but she looked at the graceful back of Miss Zixian before leaving, and felt a little reluctant.

Such a beautiful woman, like a flower, actually hooked up with her in just a few lines of poetry

Thinking about the beauty's virgin Red Pills being picked by someone else, Xiao Jiu felt very uncomfortable, but he could only comfort himself.

After this girl is listed, I can still play with her every night!

I don't know what the prostitute that the dignified Duke has played with is

Congratulations to uncle

Although Yang Shu was a little awkward, he still congratulated him.

After all, it is not a scandal for men to go to the kiln these days. Instead, it is a kind of romance and snow and moon that can be talked about.

What's more, he won the heart of a beautiful woman in his literary talent, and it is also a good story to spread it

this……

Yang Cun was speechless for a moment, and was addicted to speaking. He almost forgot that this happened, and his mind couldn't help but feel dizzy.

what to do?

Is it true that my first time really has to be handed over here, no, right?

If this Zixian girl looks rather terrifying, would I kill her for her chastity? But if she is pretty... Alas, I'm afraid she doesn't have the strength to resist

Congratulations to the Duke of the State

The boss of Huafang came and saw him off. He was an extremely sleek person. He hurriedly stepped forward to congratulate him.

But when I saw this situation, my heart suddenly felt ache. I forced my face to smile, but I couldn't help but feel a hint of melancholy and bitterness flowed through it.

Master enjoy it, I won't bother you

Zhao Yuanming smiled and waved his hand to signal Xiao Jiu to go together

Boss Zhang, you have to serve our grandfather well, otherwise you will know...

When Xiao Jiu left, he couldn't help but snorted, showing off his power, but he didn't say anything too much.

Yes, little understanding

Boss Zhang naturally nodded and dared not disobey it, but it just made people feel a little unnatural

Prince of the Town, let's drink again when we go back to the city, don't miss the wedding candle

Zhao Yuanming smiled and reached out to pull Yang Shu

Although they couldn't tell how close their relationship was, Zhao Yuanming was obviously a bit pleasing at this moment

Uncle, Shu'er leaves

Yang Shu hesitated for a moment, leaned close to Yang Cun's ear and whispered: Life must be as fast as possible, uncle does not have to be restrained, but this Zixian girl's credit, Shu'er will find someone to send her to her tomorrow morning, and don't let others spend money.

knew

Yang Cun is now in a difficult situation, but he also felt a little applauded when he listened to Yang Shu's words.

Yang Shu looks very old-fashioned on the surface, but his mind is very delicate.

It is not difficult to see tonight that King Ding is deliberately trying to please him and him. It is not clear what it is used to, but Xiao Jiu is obviously a member of King Ding, so there is no need to doubt this.

After a few jokes, the three of them walked down the flower boat together

At this time, Yang Cun thought about the inexplicable affair tonight, and it was a little difficult to let go of it for a while.

Although Boss Zhang's face was shady and sunny, he did not dare to offend Yang Cun.

After a long time, seeing that Yang Cun's expression changed, he came over and said carefully: Duke, Chun Xiao is worth a thousand gold at a moment. Miss Zixian has now taken a shower and dressed up. Are you...

Oh, where?

Yang Cun couldn't help but think of the graceful figure behind the curtain, the sound of the oriole birds, and his heart began to feel uncontrollable.

Men, especially those who drink, have impulses when they are impulsive. Although they have never seen her appearance, they think about it. Since they are famous outside, they should have a good appearance, right?

Even if it is not a charming person, at least he will be a beautiful woman.

Look, it's there

Boss Zhang turned around and pointed his hand at the shore.

It turns out that besides the flower boats on the canal that make people enjoy themselves, there is also a bright light on the south side.

Although I can't see clearly, I can clearly see several courtyards built on the river

Yang Cun finally understood that the large area was the base camp of the brothel, and this flower boat was almost just something like a wing room.

Think about it, live on the boat?

No matter the madam or those girls, I'm afraid they can't stand it. Wetness is one thing. The river surface is so bumpy that it can bear it.