Chapter 1

Without stingy love words or affectionate confessions, my sister and I lived together for granted, just as before.

Although it is not a first-class university like the University of Hong Kong, my sister still tried her best to get into a university that is not bad, but not good. However, compared to my unknown pheasant university, my sister's university has soared because of the prefix of Hong Kong, and has become the capital for relatives to show off.

Maybe my sister is a genius, and she occasionally thinks of this, but she is a fool who only belongs to me

I still remember the disgusting look when my mother sent my sister to Hong Kong. Maybe I am not her biological child. For a moment, I thought this joke would come true.

The life of living with my sister is not a magnificent one, but many things still hold an umbrella, a scarf, and a pair of gloves...

Enough, my sister said so, I didn't deliberately buy it

The university has a lot of social activities, but that's relatively speaking. Apart from my freshman year, I was busy working in the student union and preparing for activities for the current recharge, I later became addicted to part-time jobs and staying in the dormitory, and basically had no chance of getting along with friendship.

But as a girl, it’s different. You can often hear her complaints from invitations. She just makes her mouth dry and speaks for excuses just to refuse. In the end, my sister brought me out for the sake of one thing and for all.

Drive me to school tomorrow

This is not very good! If you see it by your classmates

I just want them to see that I said I was a social boyfriend, but they didn't believe me, and they always took me to join in some union.

Ah... It's really not good! I'm so old, what if I'm said to eat young grass? I don't have a good reputation for you.

It doesn't matter how my reputation is! Anyway, those people will only envy you very much

Is that right? I touched my chin and said I couldn't understand at all. It seems that I can't convince myself.

The lush university campus is filled with the atmosphere of youth. I often hear some interesting jokes about universities, but I have never had the opportunity to implement them. For example, there are many luxury cars parked at the entrance of the university, mineral water is placed at the front of the car, nutrition express line, black tea and green tea, etc.

It is said that this is a joint code that only those who understand understand. Nongfu Spring is a little sweet for two hundred times, unified green tea is accompanied by my good mood every day, 300 times, pulsation rich in multiple vitamin C is four hundred times, energy, unlimited Red Bull is six hundred times, you can go to the room with a bottle, drinking my water is equivalent to sleeping with me homophonic.

Today, I became my sister's special driver. In the morning, under the gossip of her classmates, I fled back to the company in a panic. After get off work, I was afraid of being late, so I asked my sister to wait for a long time. After sending the message, I realized that she had only half an hour left.

I was so rogue that I couldn't help but want to confirm the authenticity of the joke. I went to the vending machine and picked a few bottles of drinks of different prices and placed them on the front of the car.

I waited for a long time, but no girl stopped for it. As expected, jokes are just jokes, all of which are lies

Seeing that my sister was about to finish class, I was about to get off the car and put away the drinks when I saw a girl with light makeup and slender waist picked up the rock candy pear I bought, opened the car door, sat in the passenger seat, unscrewed the bottle cap, and took a sip.

Is this the transaction established?

what to do?

You have to drive her out of the car and say you are not the one I am waiting for?

But this is too heartbreaking. She is a person who works in this industry and this profession. As a social animal, it is necessary to maintain the most basic respect for all professions.

What's wrong? I'm not enough alone? She asked

Ah, no...no

I took back other drinks, stepped on the accelerator, drove the car to a slightly remote corner, apologized to her and said: I'm very sorry, you're not the one I'm waiting for

Then why didn't you say it earlier? Wasting my time

Alas...

I was embarrassed to say that I was thinking about her and found a place where no one was.

She opened the car door and was about to get off

I picked up the candy snow pear she had drunk and said: Take this as my apology!

She took the drink and threw it hard on my face and scolded: Keep it for yourself to pretend to pee!

Wow, the current female college student Ah is really unreasonable. I rubbed the bruises on my forehead and shouted in pain.

Brother, what are you doing in this place? Didn’t you say you were waiting for me at the school gate?

A cold voice sounded behind me without any emotion. I instantly got cold hair and grabbed a bottle of green tea and asked: Ah...Well, Mimi, do you drink water?

Ah, it turns out that I am only worth 300 yuan in my brother’s heart!

Oops, I didn't buy Red Bull, but Red Bull is only worth 600 yuan. My sister is a priceless treasure to me

Brother, have you figured out what position you are going tonight?

Kneel... Kneel?

The correct answer is that the new keyboard I bought for my brother can finally come in handy, hehehe...