People say that the farts are not smelly, and the farts are not sound, but Wu Qing's farts are smelly and loud, which makes Chen Tianming and Yang Guiyue so smelly that they cover their noses.
Wu Qing, what the hell are you doing? If you fart, go somewhere else. Don’t fart in public. This is a bad impact. Chen Tianming said to Wu Qing in anger.
Didn’t Wu Qing say that his stomach was uncomfortable?
He even came here for dinner, he was really not polite at all
Farting? Who farts? Wu Qing looked shocked
If Chen Tianming hadn't heard Wu Qing say that his stomach was uncomfortable, the sound was indeed coming from under Wu Qing, and there were only three people here, not herself, and the disgusting expression that Yang Guiyue showed was probably not what she said.
Chen Tianming really thought it wasn't Wu Qing anymore
M, this Wu Qing pretends to be quite similar
Didn’t you let it go? Chen Tianming looked angry and didn’t dare to admit it even if he farted. It’s really
Without Ah, did anyone fart just now? Why didn’t I hear it? Wu Qing continued to pretend to be confused. Anyway, no one has any real evidence for such a thing. So what if he doesn’t recognize them?
No, you didn't hear such a loud fart sound? Chen Tianming was surprised
No, Wu Qing shook her head and said
Dou... Another fart sound came from Wu Qing's butt
Listening to such farts, Chen Tianming and Yang Guiyue hurriedly covered their hands that they had just put down.
Wu Qing, you are still quibbling. This voice was clearly coming from you. Chen Tianming pointed at Wu Qing with his other hand and shouted.
You heard it wrong, this is the sound made by the chair I was sitting on. When Wu Qing saw Chen Tianming discovering the source of the sound, he hurriedly twisted the chair he was sitting on with his little butt, but the chair was very strong, how could Wu Qing shake it?
Chen Tianming saw Wu Qing shaking for a while, but the chair didn't sound, so he smiled and said to Wu Qing: Wu Qing, don't shake it anymore. A strong chair like a hotel cannot be shaken by someone like you.
Wu Qing gave Chen Tianming a blank look in dissatisfaction. He wanted to say a few words to Chen Tianming, but the pain in his stomach made him hurriedly cover his stomach. He whispered: I won't talk to you anymore, I'll go to the bathroom. After that, Wu Qing ran quickly towards the toilet.
Haha, I'm afraid of face and refuse to admit it. Chen Tianming smiled at Wu Qing's embarrassed look.
Is this how you treat your colleagues? Yang Guiyue gave Chen Tianming a blank look and said
This is the fact, not how to treat it. He fabricated the fact that I have a wife and a son to make you happy, a girl with breasts? Chen Tianming thought that Wu Qing had anger just now, so he didn't get a fight. M, Wu Qing, who has the opposite sex and is not human, he treats himself like that, why don't he reveal his scars?
Anyway, I think it's yours. Yang Guiyue's mouth is quite hard, of course she can't say that she is wrong in front of Chen Tianming.
Humph, there is no reason at all, Chen Tianming scolded
Humph, Yang Guiyue also responded
Hey, breast girl, I'll ask you, if someone invites you to dinner, you will eat Ah, it seems that your mouth is quite strict. Chen Tianming deliberately said Yang Guiyue, if Yang Guiyue leaves and doesn't eat now, then he will make a little more profit
When Yang Guiyue heard Chen Tianming say this, she gave him a blank look. What does it have to do with you whether I eat or not? It’s not your request, why do you feel sorry for?
Me, I... Chen Tianming dared not say anything more, because if Yang Guiyue knew that the meal was invited by herself, she would definitely kill herself hard. No, she would never know
So, Chen Tianming paused and continued: Yang Guiyue, you don’t know how poor we teachers are. Like Wu Qing, he has a low salary and his family is poor in the countryside, but he spent a lot of money to ask you. You said, are you doing this right?
It's not that I ordered the food, as for how much he can pay, he can calculate it himself. Yang Guiyue said
You are a bit human. When I ordered the dishes just now, I ordered cheap ones. When Wu Qing paid the bill, I wouldn't ask for much money. Chen Tianming smiled gloomyly. Even if Wu Qing wanted to order more dishes later, Yang Guiyue would probably say no.
That's it, Yang Guiyue nodded and said
Lingling, Chen Tianming's cell phone rang. Chen Tianming looked at the phone and it was Wu Qing who called it.
Hello, what's wrong? Do you fall into the toilet and can't get out? You want me to call 110 to call Ah? Chen Tianming whispered to his cell phone
It's not Ah, Tianming, I ran too hurriedly and forgot to bring tissues to the bathroom. Please help me get some, I'm already done. Wu Qing said
Isn't there tissues in the toilet? Chen Tianming said
No more, it's already used up. Wu Qing said
Then won’t you come back to get tissues just now? Chen Tianming said angrily
No, I was too anxious just now. If I don’t go into the toilet, I can’t help it. Dawn, please help me get it. Wu Qing said anxiously
I know, you can wait in the bathroom. After that, Chen Tianming hung up his phone, and he changed his phone to silently
Wu Qing, you just messed with me, now you squat in the toilet and enjoy the charming scenery of the toilet!
Thinking of this, Chen Tianming began to talk to Yang Guiyue, Yang Guiyue, are you busy at work now?
not busy
Then why are you here to have dinner alone today? What about Qiu Xiaoli? Chen Tianming continued to ask
She had something to do and didn't have time to accompany me, so I came out to have a meal by myself
Why do you want to be a policeman? It’s not good for a woman to be a policeman, she looks fierce. Oh, it’s hard to find a man? Chen Tianming sighed and said
Chen Tianming, who do you mean? Yang Guiyue seemed to have some meaning when she heard Chen Tianming's words, so she said angrily
I said who doesn't matter, but think about it, aren't you fierce? Look at you like this, no man likes you. Chen Tianming said with a smile.
Chen Tianming, I warn you not to talk nonsense. I don’t have a boyfriend, so I can’t find someone I like. Besides, if you like me and pursue me, you can form a company! Yang Guiyue said to Chen Tianming angrily
Every time Chen Tianming talks to her, she gets angry easily, and is the kind that is extremely angry
Haha, the people in that company were probably blind and deaf. They didn't see you or hear your fierce voice. Chen Tianming started arguing with Yang Guiyue again
You, do you want to die? Yang Guiyue got angry. She used to touch her waist, but she disappointed her. She only remembered that she was off work and did not carry a gun.
Haha, so what if I miss you so much? What can you do to me? Yang Guiyue, did you not bring a gun? Chen Tianming also found that Yang Guiyue did not touch the gun, so he felt nervous.
This breasted woman tends to be violent and draws her gun at every turn. Fortunately, she didn't bring the gun out, otherwise it would be bad if she had a conflict with her in public.
I, I can deal with you without a gun, Yang Guiyue said guiltily.
She knew that her skills were too different from Chen Tianming and she was not his opponent.
Don't brag, Yang Guiyue, I didn't know you today. If I didn't save you that day, you might still be unconscious? Chen Tianming said
Yang Guiyue remembered the last time about Xi Shi Jing, and couldn't help but ask Chen Tianming, Chen Tianming, how did you find Xi Shi Jing last time? Why didn't you catch the people from Mu Ri Country? Last time Chen Tianming just brought Xi Shi Jing back, and then said that the people from Mu Ri Country ran away.
People in this industry have some tips, so we snatched Xi Shijing back. Unfortunately, those people from Mu Riguo ran away. Chen Tianming pretended to be angry and said angrily.
Forget it, it is good to be able to retrieve Xi Shi Jing. Otherwise, our criminal police team would not be able to handle the job in front of the superiors. Yang Guiyue said to Chen Tianming
Sir, the dish you ordered is here. A waiter brought the dish up and said with a smile to Chen Tianming.
Oh, you put it here. Chen Tianming took out his cell phone and looked at it. Oh, there were 20 missed calls, all of which were called by Wu Qing. During these 20 minutes, he called every minute. Yang Guiyue, you sit here for a while, I'll go back to Wu Qing. Wu Qing is really the case. He has been using the toilet for so long, and there is no concept of time at all. Chen Tianming said while holding the tissue next to him in his hand, and then left.
Chen Tianming walked into the toilet and shouted loudly: Wu Qing, where are you?
Tianming, I'm here, you, you finally come. Wu Qing seems to be a little sad. Tianming, what are you doing? I've only come now. I don't answer your phone. Sorry, the ringtone of my phone is sometimes bad and doesn't ring. The tissues in the hotel just happened to be used up. I asked them to go out and buy them, and then I will come to you with the tissues I bought again. So if you come late, do you still want tissues? If you don't, I will leave. Chen Tianming said
Yes, yes, give it to me quickly, my feet were numb and unable to move. Wu Qing screamed in pain.
I deserve it, who told you to treat me like that
Chen Tianming cursed in his heart
However, he is also a person who takes it as he pleases, and there is no need to make Wu Qing too miserable
Chen Tianming and Wu Qing returned to their seats. Wu Qing took a look at the dishes on the table. Three dishes and one soup. The dishes are veritable dishes, without any meat at all, and the soup is egg flower soup, which is clear and clear.
Tianming, is this kind of dish? Wu Qing couldn't believe his eyes. How did he eat such a vegetarian dish?
For Ah, your stomach is uncomfortable, don’t eat too much greasy food. Also, women generally don’t eat meat, and they will become fat if they eat too much. Chen Tianming said with a smile
Such dishes and soups may not cost him fifty dollars
Alas, Tianming, I don’t know what to say to you. I said don’t be polite to me. Just order more food. Any seafood is OK. Wu Qing shook his little head and said
Anyway, he was treating Chen Tianming to pay for money, so he was not afraid
Forget it, don't worry, let's just eat it in one go. Besides, this kind of dish is already good, are you right? Yang Guiyue Chen Tianming smiled and blinked at Yang Guiyue a few times
I guess Yang Guiyue just heard that Wu Qing's family was so poor, so she would not kill Wu Qing.
Yes, this kind of dish is already good, I like it, Yang Guiyue also agreed with Chen Tianming's words
Wu Qing, what the hell are you doing? If you fart, go somewhere else. Don’t fart in public. This is a bad impact. Chen Tianming said to Wu Qing in anger.
Didn’t Wu Qing say that his stomach was uncomfortable?
He even came here for dinner, he was really not polite at all
Farting? Who farts? Wu Qing looked shocked
If Chen Tianming hadn't heard Wu Qing say that his stomach was uncomfortable, the sound was indeed coming from under Wu Qing, and there were only three people here, not herself, and the disgusting expression that Yang Guiyue showed was probably not what she said.
Chen Tianming really thought it wasn't Wu Qing anymore
M, this Wu Qing pretends to be quite similar
Didn’t you let it go? Chen Tianming looked angry and didn’t dare to admit it even if he farted. It’s really
Without Ah, did anyone fart just now? Why didn’t I hear it? Wu Qing continued to pretend to be confused. Anyway, no one has any real evidence for such a thing. So what if he doesn’t recognize them?
No, you didn't hear such a loud fart sound? Chen Tianming was surprised
No, Wu Qing shook her head and said
Dou... Another fart sound came from Wu Qing's butt
Listening to such farts, Chen Tianming and Yang Guiyue hurriedly covered their hands that they had just put down.
Wu Qing, you are still quibbling. This voice was clearly coming from you. Chen Tianming pointed at Wu Qing with his other hand and shouted.
You heard it wrong, this is the sound made by the chair I was sitting on. When Wu Qing saw Chen Tianming discovering the source of the sound, he hurriedly twisted the chair he was sitting on with his little butt, but the chair was very strong, how could Wu Qing shake it?
Chen Tianming saw Wu Qing shaking for a while, but the chair didn't sound, so he smiled and said to Wu Qing: Wu Qing, don't shake it anymore. A strong chair like a hotel cannot be shaken by someone like you.
Wu Qing gave Chen Tianming a blank look in dissatisfaction. He wanted to say a few words to Chen Tianming, but the pain in his stomach made him hurriedly cover his stomach. He whispered: I won't talk to you anymore, I'll go to the bathroom. After that, Wu Qing ran quickly towards the toilet.
Haha, I'm afraid of face and refuse to admit it. Chen Tianming smiled at Wu Qing's embarrassed look.
Is this how you treat your colleagues? Yang Guiyue gave Chen Tianming a blank look and said
This is the fact, not how to treat it. He fabricated the fact that I have a wife and a son to make you happy, a girl with breasts? Chen Tianming thought that Wu Qing had anger just now, so he didn't get a fight. M, Wu Qing, who has the opposite sex and is not human, he treats himself like that, why don't he reveal his scars?
Anyway, I think it's yours. Yang Guiyue's mouth is quite hard, of course she can't say that she is wrong in front of Chen Tianming.
Humph, there is no reason at all, Chen Tianming scolded
Humph, Yang Guiyue also responded
Hey, breast girl, I'll ask you, if someone invites you to dinner, you will eat Ah, it seems that your mouth is quite strict. Chen Tianming deliberately said Yang Guiyue, if Yang Guiyue leaves and doesn't eat now, then he will make a little more profit
When Yang Guiyue heard Chen Tianming say this, she gave him a blank look. What does it have to do with you whether I eat or not? It’s not your request, why do you feel sorry for?
Me, I... Chen Tianming dared not say anything more, because if Yang Guiyue knew that the meal was invited by herself, she would definitely kill herself hard. No, she would never know
So, Chen Tianming paused and continued: Yang Guiyue, you don’t know how poor we teachers are. Like Wu Qing, he has a low salary and his family is poor in the countryside, but he spent a lot of money to ask you. You said, are you doing this right?
It's not that I ordered the food, as for how much he can pay, he can calculate it himself. Yang Guiyue said
You are a bit human. When I ordered the dishes just now, I ordered cheap ones. When Wu Qing paid the bill, I wouldn't ask for much money. Chen Tianming smiled gloomyly. Even if Wu Qing wanted to order more dishes later, Yang Guiyue would probably say no.
That's it, Yang Guiyue nodded and said
Lingling, Chen Tianming's cell phone rang. Chen Tianming looked at the phone and it was Wu Qing who called it.
Hello, what's wrong? Do you fall into the toilet and can't get out? You want me to call 110 to call Ah? Chen Tianming whispered to his cell phone
It's not Ah, Tianming, I ran too hurriedly and forgot to bring tissues to the bathroom. Please help me get some, I'm already done. Wu Qing said
Isn't there tissues in the toilet? Chen Tianming said
No more, it's already used up. Wu Qing said
Then won’t you come back to get tissues just now? Chen Tianming said angrily
No, I was too anxious just now. If I don’t go into the toilet, I can’t help it. Dawn, please help me get it. Wu Qing said anxiously
I know, you can wait in the bathroom. After that, Chen Tianming hung up his phone, and he changed his phone to silently
Wu Qing, you just messed with me, now you squat in the toilet and enjoy the charming scenery of the toilet!
Thinking of this, Chen Tianming began to talk to Yang Guiyue, Yang Guiyue, are you busy at work now?
not busy
Then why are you here to have dinner alone today? What about Qiu Xiaoli? Chen Tianming continued to ask
She had something to do and didn't have time to accompany me, so I came out to have a meal by myself
Why do you want to be a policeman? It’s not good for a woman to be a policeman, she looks fierce. Oh, it’s hard to find a man? Chen Tianming sighed and said
Chen Tianming, who do you mean? Yang Guiyue seemed to have some meaning when she heard Chen Tianming's words, so she said angrily
I said who doesn't matter, but think about it, aren't you fierce? Look at you like this, no man likes you. Chen Tianming said with a smile.
Chen Tianming, I warn you not to talk nonsense. I don’t have a boyfriend, so I can’t find someone I like. Besides, if you like me and pursue me, you can form a company! Yang Guiyue said to Chen Tianming angrily
Every time Chen Tianming talks to her, she gets angry easily, and is the kind that is extremely angry
Haha, the people in that company were probably blind and deaf. They didn't see you or hear your fierce voice. Chen Tianming started arguing with Yang Guiyue again
You, do you want to die? Yang Guiyue got angry. She used to touch her waist, but she disappointed her. She only remembered that she was off work and did not carry a gun.
Haha, so what if I miss you so much? What can you do to me? Yang Guiyue, did you not bring a gun? Chen Tianming also found that Yang Guiyue did not touch the gun, so he felt nervous.
This breasted woman tends to be violent and draws her gun at every turn. Fortunately, she didn't bring the gun out, otherwise it would be bad if she had a conflict with her in public.
I, I can deal with you without a gun, Yang Guiyue said guiltily.
She knew that her skills were too different from Chen Tianming and she was not his opponent.
Don't brag, Yang Guiyue, I didn't know you today. If I didn't save you that day, you might still be unconscious? Chen Tianming said
Yang Guiyue remembered the last time about Xi Shi Jing, and couldn't help but ask Chen Tianming, Chen Tianming, how did you find Xi Shi Jing last time? Why didn't you catch the people from Mu Ri Country? Last time Chen Tianming just brought Xi Shi Jing back, and then said that the people from Mu Ri Country ran away.
People in this industry have some tips, so we snatched Xi Shijing back. Unfortunately, those people from Mu Riguo ran away. Chen Tianming pretended to be angry and said angrily.
Forget it, it is good to be able to retrieve Xi Shi Jing. Otherwise, our criminal police team would not be able to handle the job in front of the superiors. Yang Guiyue said to Chen Tianming
Sir, the dish you ordered is here. A waiter brought the dish up and said with a smile to Chen Tianming.
Oh, you put it here. Chen Tianming took out his cell phone and looked at it. Oh, there were 20 missed calls, all of which were called by Wu Qing. During these 20 minutes, he called every minute. Yang Guiyue, you sit here for a while, I'll go back to Wu Qing. Wu Qing is really the case. He has been using the toilet for so long, and there is no concept of time at all. Chen Tianming said while holding the tissue next to him in his hand, and then left.
Chen Tianming walked into the toilet and shouted loudly: Wu Qing, where are you?
Tianming, I'm here, you, you finally come. Wu Qing seems to be a little sad. Tianming, what are you doing? I've only come now. I don't answer your phone. Sorry, the ringtone of my phone is sometimes bad and doesn't ring. The tissues in the hotel just happened to be used up. I asked them to go out and buy them, and then I will come to you with the tissues I bought again. So if you come late, do you still want tissues? If you don't, I will leave. Chen Tianming said
Yes, yes, give it to me quickly, my feet were numb and unable to move. Wu Qing screamed in pain.
I deserve it, who told you to treat me like that
Chen Tianming cursed in his heart
However, he is also a person who takes it as he pleases, and there is no need to make Wu Qing too miserable
Chen Tianming and Wu Qing returned to their seats. Wu Qing took a look at the dishes on the table. Three dishes and one soup. The dishes are veritable dishes, without any meat at all, and the soup is egg flower soup, which is clear and clear.
Tianming, is this kind of dish? Wu Qing couldn't believe his eyes. How did he eat such a vegetarian dish?
For Ah, your stomach is uncomfortable, don’t eat too much greasy food. Also, women generally don’t eat meat, and they will become fat if they eat too much. Chen Tianming said with a smile
Such dishes and soups may not cost him fifty dollars
Alas, Tianming, I don’t know what to say to you. I said don’t be polite to me. Just order more food. Any seafood is OK. Wu Qing shook his little head and said
Anyway, he was treating Chen Tianming to pay for money, so he was not afraid
Forget it, don't worry, let's just eat it in one go. Besides, this kind of dish is already good, are you right? Yang Guiyue Chen Tianming smiled and blinked at Yang Guiyue a few times
I guess Yang Guiyue just heard that Wu Qing's family was so poor, so she would not kill Wu Qing.
Yes, this kind of dish is already good, I like it, Yang Guiyue also agreed with Chen Tianming's words
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