It's time for you to get up, boy, uncle kicked Chen Tianming with his feet
I didn't expect you to be so sleepy, it's already eight o'clock now, get up quickly
Chen Tianming, who had wanted to sleep for a long time, woke up his uncle with a kick, so he had to sit up.
Uncle, don’t you know how smelly your feet are? Chen Tianming covered his nose
Uncle couldn't say a word and kicked Chen Tianming with his big feet.
No, don't kick anymore, I'll get up. Chen Tianming looked at his uncle's smelly foot and kicked him over again, and hurriedly crawled and rolled up and stood up.
Silly brat, practice quickly. You only have one day today. You still want to be lazy. I will kick you to death. I opened up all the meridians in your body yesterday. This way, if you practice for one day now, it will be equivalent to practicing for a month. My uncle said and lifted up his stinky feet.
So that's the case. I thought why I slapped me like this last night! No wonder I felt completely different today. It seemed like I had a different person and I had endless energy in my body. Chen Tianming thought to himself
Uncle, aren’t you hungry? Do you want me to cook breakfast for you? Chen Tianming wants to be lazy
Don't talk nonsense, give me a hundred yuan, I'll go out to buy food now, practice here, and I'll do it well. After my uncle said that, he stretched out his dirty hands.
After Chen Tianming gave his uncle a hundred yuan, he continued to practice his skills.
Uncle, have you eaten? Chen Tianming, who has been practicing for a long time, opened his eyes and found that his uncle was biting a chicken leg
Didn't you see it? The idiot uncle ignored Chen Tianming and ate his chicken legs by himself.
Then I'll eat first and then practice. Chen Tianming himself feels hungry, so I'd better eat and practice.
I didn't ask you to eat, you can't eat today. Keep practicing. My uncle said while biting.
No, I can't eat today? Chen Tianming screamed
Yes, while you practice today, you have to drain the exhaust gas you have in your rest, so you can't eat. My uncle is now biting the chicken leg and he can't speak clearly.
Then you told me Ah that I would give you one hundred yuan, and it would be enough to give you ten yuan. Chen Tianming felt it was very unfair.
You are so stingy. I helped you open your meridians last night. Don’t you replenish your body? Uncle was angry when he heard Chen Tianming say this.
By the way, uncle, do you eat meat? Ah? Aren’t you a monk? Why do you eat meat? Chen Tianming only now remembered that uncle is a monk and cannot eat meat.
Who said that monks can’t eat meat and practice quickly. If you don’t practice, I can’t spare you? Uncle lifted his stinky feet again and scared Chen Tianming
Chen Tianming had no choice but to practice the exercises again
Boy, how many Zhoutians have you practiced today? Uncle saw that Chen Tianming had been practicing for an afternoon. Although this kid is lazy, he is quite serious when practicing martial arts.
It seems that there are 30 weeks. Chen Tianming roughly calculated and replied
OK, tell me what you feel now. Uncle asked Chen Tianming.
The whole body was hot, Chen Tianming felt like a fireball now. To be honest, his whole body seemed to be on fire
The uncle brought a basin of water from the bathroom and said to Chen Tianming: Put your hands into the water, then recite the mantra, imagine the exercises on your hands.
Chen Tianming, as his uncle said, used his skills to his hands. After a while, the water in the basin became hotter and hotter, and then smoked and the water boiled.
Chen Tianming was frightened by the scene in front of him. He was so powerful even if he didn't look at him.
Don't be afraid, this is the effect of your practice, but I didn't expect that you can practice so quickly. Maybe your foundation is good and I will help you open up the meridians in your whole body! I used to be at my level like you, at least I had to practice for a year. My uncle also became proud of his masterpiece.
Uncle, how can I use this skill in the future? Tianming asked in confusion
Actually, the performances you see on TV are all for show. Think about it, can you fight with others according to the routine of kung fu? If you hit the left, the enemy will play real kung fu to your right. Each move has a change of 49. Play a move. No matter you go forward, backward, left, right, up, middle, and down, it has countermeasures. To put it bluntly, you just use your eyes to see what moves others are doing, and then you can knock the opponent down faster and more powerfully than your opponent. The uncle took a sip of water, paused, and then said:After you learn Shampoo, you can see things and feel things twenty times faster than others. So, when others make moves, you can know the other person's intentions twenty times in the morning. As for strength, you just saw that as long as you transport your energy to a certain part of your body, that part will be full of strength. But you have to pay attention, like your current luck, you can kill the enemy with one move, so you can estimate how much you have to transport. Do you have bricks in your house? My uncle suddenly asked.
Yes, Chen Tianming nodded and replied when he heard his uncle ask for a brick.
The uncle put the brick in front of Chen Tianming and said: You are now venting all your energy, try it on the brick
With a loud bang, Chen Tianming broke the brick
Now, Chen Tianming was even more stunned. He didn't expect that he would have such great ability all at once, as if he was dreaming.
Uncle explained again: You have only practiced for two days now and have achieved such skills. Think about it, what effect will you achieve if you practice frequently in the future? You can imagine that if you practice Shampoo Technique for a long time, it will be as light as Yàn. If you only jump a few steps up, you can go up.
Do you have this thing? My uncle found the dice that Chen Tianming got back from drinking in the bar that day.
This was what I got back when I drank in a bar last time. Chen Tianming didn't want his uncle to think he was a gambler.
Dawn, you will be lucky and listen to me shaking the dice. After my uncle said that, he covered it with a cup and shook it hard.
What time do you feel I shake? Uncle put down the cover cup and asked Chen Tianming.
It seemed to be six o'clock. Chen Tianming was not sure, but he seemed to feel that the dice was jumping inside and it was six o'clock.
Look, uncle took the cover open
Wow! It was really six o'clock. Chen Tianming shouted happily when he saw that he really heard it.
So, Shampoo Kung is a very good qigong, but it is not something that everyone can learn. Only people who have the essence of practicing qigong can practice it. Uncle said
He knocked Chen Tianming on the head and said: Remember, learning this skill can only be used to help others, not to harm others. As for how to use it, it depends on you and I. If I find that you are used to harm others, be careful that I will ruin you when I come back.
I won't harm anyone, uncle, don't worry, Chen Tianming patted his chest and said
That's right. I'll give you a phone call. His surname is Zhong. If you have any difficulties, please ask him for help. If it's just a trivial matter, don't look for him. Do you know? Uncle gave Chen Tianming a small note.
Then I don’t know him, and he doesn’t know me, will he help me? Chen Tianming asked
Yes, tell him that you are Chen Tianming who practices shampoo kung, and he will know that I will look for him tomorrow, I will tell him, but it is best not to look for him, a man, a real man, I can't get through something, Ah, you are right? The uncle seemed very passionate and ambitious at this time
This is also Chen Tianming nodded
Tell me your mobile number, I can find you if I have something to do
Chen Tianming wrote his mobile phone number to his uncle
You should practice it quickly. This shampoo gong is of great benefit to you. You will gradually realize that you have practiced this gong. The stagnation left by your serious illness ten years ago will disappear. You practice gong. You can eat tomorrow and I will sleep. I will leave tomorrow. My uncle waved his hand and lay on the ground to sleep again.
Ouch! Chen Tianming screamed, and the following problem appeared again
What's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable? When my uncle heard Chen Tianming's scream, he jumped up and asked with concern.
No, it's because I'm in the middle of the house. Chen Tianming covered his life and said
What, how can it hurt when practicing this exercise? Do you miss a woman? Your breasts, perverted uncle knocked Chen Tianming on the head
No Ah, I was bitten by an ant last time, and that was it. Chen Tianming told his uncle all the time about being bitten below.
You were really bitten by a yellow bug like an ant, as big as your toes, and you can't die even if you were hit by a car. Now you don't have any wounds? Uncle asked happily
Yes, Chen Tian understood that he was bitten, he wouldn't be so happy, right?
Then you bite it and show me the place you are. Uncle stares at Chen Tianming's underneath.
No, Chen Tianming hurriedly clamped his legs. Can anyone watch that thing just by wanting it?
Boy, I don't need to look at it anymore. The thing that bites you are called Bloody Ox
Bloody yellow ant? Is it poisonous? Will I die? Chen Tianming was shocked when he heard this
The bloody yellow ant is a treasure in the legend. I have never seen it. I have only seen pictures in the medicine book left to me by my master. I heard that it can bring about resurrection. After biting a person, it will die. Then replace all the human blood. Its blood will parasitize in the human body. Of course, because this treasure is a legend, I don’t know the real function. I know very well that it can help you harm you. I just read it in the future because I used to look at it roughly, and then I will find out the information about the bloody yellow ant after I go back. My uncle patted Chen Tianming’s shoulder to comfort him.
Chen Tianming was disappointed again when he heard this
However, it has a characteristic. I know that if a person who is bitten does not clear the blood, he will die sooner or later because of the blood flow backwards. You often feel pain. This may be the reason.
Then can I still save it? Its blood is parasitized in my body. Will something happen?
It shouldn't be wrong. Fortunately, you meet me and I will help you open some meridians later. Then you won't hurt again in the future. Isn't it okay if you were hit by a car? It's probably its function. My uncle said with a smile.
What? I want to photograph me again? Is there no way? Chen Tianming has a bitter face
No, then forget it, let it hurt you
No, no, you can take a photo of me. When Chen Tianming heard his uncle say this, he hurriedly said
The uncle smiled, he was careful not to know what luck he had left, and he had encountered such treasures.
For those who practice qigong, if you encounter such a treasure, you can practice at least a few decades less
This kid may not have to practice for many years to surpass himself
Uncle thought happily and started slapping Chen Tianming's body.
I didn't expect you to be so sleepy, it's already eight o'clock now, get up quickly
Chen Tianming, who had wanted to sleep for a long time, woke up his uncle with a kick, so he had to sit up.
Uncle, don’t you know how smelly your feet are? Chen Tianming covered his nose
Uncle couldn't say a word and kicked Chen Tianming with his big feet.
No, don't kick anymore, I'll get up. Chen Tianming looked at his uncle's smelly foot and kicked him over again, and hurriedly crawled and rolled up and stood up.
Silly brat, practice quickly. You only have one day today. You still want to be lazy. I will kick you to death. I opened up all the meridians in your body yesterday. This way, if you practice for one day now, it will be equivalent to practicing for a month. My uncle said and lifted up his stinky feet.
So that's the case. I thought why I slapped me like this last night! No wonder I felt completely different today. It seemed like I had a different person and I had endless energy in my body. Chen Tianming thought to himself
Uncle, aren’t you hungry? Do you want me to cook breakfast for you? Chen Tianming wants to be lazy
Don't talk nonsense, give me a hundred yuan, I'll go out to buy food now, practice here, and I'll do it well. After my uncle said that, he stretched out his dirty hands.
After Chen Tianming gave his uncle a hundred yuan, he continued to practice his skills.
Uncle, have you eaten? Chen Tianming, who has been practicing for a long time, opened his eyes and found that his uncle was biting a chicken leg
Didn't you see it? The idiot uncle ignored Chen Tianming and ate his chicken legs by himself.
Then I'll eat first and then practice. Chen Tianming himself feels hungry, so I'd better eat and practice.
I didn't ask you to eat, you can't eat today. Keep practicing. My uncle said while biting.
No, I can't eat today? Chen Tianming screamed
Yes, while you practice today, you have to drain the exhaust gas you have in your rest, so you can't eat. My uncle is now biting the chicken leg and he can't speak clearly.
Then you told me Ah that I would give you one hundred yuan, and it would be enough to give you ten yuan. Chen Tianming felt it was very unfair.
You are so stingy. I helped you open your meridians last night. Don’t you replenish your body? Uncle was angry when he heard Chen Tianming say this.
By the way, uncle, do you eat meat? Ah? Aren’t you a monk? Why do you eat meat? Chen Tianming only now remembered that uncle is a monk and cannot eat meat.
Who said that monks can’t eat meat and practice quickly. If you don’t practice, I can’t spare you? Uncle lifted his stinky feet again and scared Chen Tianming
Chen Tianming had no choice but to practice the exercises again
Boy, how many Zhoutians have you practiced today? Uncle saw that Chen Tianming had been practicing for an afternoon. Although this kid is lazy, he is quite serious when practicing martial arts.
It seems that there are 30 weeks. Chen Tianming roughly calculated and replied
OK, tell me what you feel now. Uncle asked Chen Tianming.
The whole body was hot, Chen Tianming felt like a fireball now. To be honest, his whole body seemed to be on fire
The uncle brought a basin of water from the bathroom and said to Chen Tianming: Put your hands into the water, then recite the mantra, imagine the exercises on your hands.
Chen Tianming, as his uncle said, used his skills to his hands. After a while, the water in the basin became hotter and hotter, and then smoked and the water boiled.
Chen Tianming was frightened by the scene in front of him. He was so powerful even if he didn't look at him.
Don't be afraid, this is the effect of your practice, but I didn't expect that you can practice so quickly. Maybe your foundation is good and I will help you open up the meridians in your whole body! I used to be at my level like you, at least I had to practice for a year. My uncle also became proud of his masterpiece.
Uncle, how can I use this skill in the future? Tianming asked in confusion
Actually, the performances you see on TV are all for show. Think about it, can you fight with others according to the routine of kung fu? If you hit the left, the enemy will play real kung fu to your right. Each move has a change of 49. Play a move. No matter you go forward, backward, left, right, up, middle, and down, it has countermeasures. To put it bluntly, you just use your eyes to see what moves others are doing, and then you can knock the opponent down faster and more powerfully than your opponent. The uncle took a sip of water, paused, and then said:After you learn Shampoo, you can see things and feel things twenty times faster than others. So, when others make moves, you can know the other person's intentions twenty times in the morning. As for strength, you just saw that as long as you transport your energy to a certain part of your body, that part will be full of strength. But you have to pay attention, like your current luck, you can kill the enemy with one move, so you can estimate how much you have to transport. Do you have bricks in your house? My uncle suddenly asked.
Yes, Chen Tianming nodded and replied when he heard his uncle ask for a brick.
The uncle put the brick in front of Chen Tianming and said: You are now venting all your energy, try it on the brick
With a loud bang, Chen Tianming broke the brick
Now, Chen Tianming was even more stunned. He didn't expect that he would have such great ability all at once, as if he was dreaming.
Uncle explained again: You have only practiced for two days now and have achieved such skills. Think about it, what effect will you achieve if you practice frequently in the future? You can imagine that if you practice Shampoo Technique for a long time, it will be as light as Yàn. If you only jump a few steps up, you can go up.
Do you have this thing? My uncle found the dice that Chen Tianming got back from drinking in the bar that day.
This was what I got back when I drank in a bar last time. Chen Tianming didn't want his uncle to think he was a gambler.
Dawn, you will be lucky and listen to me shaking the dice. After my uncle said that, he covered it with a cup and shook it hard.
What time do you feel I shake? Uncle put down the cover cup and asked Chen Tianming.
It seemed to be six o'clock. Chen Tianming was not sure, but he seemed to feel that the dice was jumping inside and it was six o'clock.
Look, uncle took the cover open
Wow! It was really six o'clock. Chen Tianming shouted happily when he saw that he really heard it.
So, Shampoo Kung is a very good qigong, but it is not something that everyone can learn. Only people who have the essence of practicing qigong can practice it. Uncle said
He knocked Chen Tianming on the head and said: Remember, learning this skill can only be used to help others, not to harm others. As for how to use it, it depends on you and I. If I find that you are used to harm others, be careful that I will ruin you when I come back.
I won't harm anyone, uncle, don't worry, Chen Tianming patted his chest and said
That's right. I'll give you a phone call. His surname is Zhong. If you have any difficulties, please ask him for help. If it's just a trivial matter, don't look for him. Do you know? Uncle gave Chen Tianming a small note.
Then I don’t know him, and he doesn’t know me, will he help me? Chen Tianming asked
Yes, tell him that you are Chen Tianming who practices shampoo kung, and he will know that I will look for him tomorrow, I will tell him, but it is best not to look for him, a man, a real man, I can't get through something, Ah, you are right? The uncle seemed very passionate and ambitious at this time
This is also Chen Tianming nodded
Tell me your mobile number, I can find you if I have something to do
Chen Tianming wrote his mobile phone number to his uncle
You should practice it quickly. This shampoo gong is of great benefit to you. You will gradually realize that you have practiced this gong. The stagnation left by your serious illness ten years ago will disappear. You practice gong. You can eat tomorrow and I will sleep. I will leave tomorrow. My uncle waved his hand and lay on the ground to sleep again.
Ouch! Chen Tianming screamed, and the following problem appeared again
What's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable? When my uncle heard Chen Tianming's scream, he jumped up and asked with concern.
No, it's because I'm in the middle of the house. Chen Tianming covered his life and said
What, how can it hurt when practicing this exercise? Do you miss a woman? Your breasts, perverted uncle knocked Chen Tianming on the head
No Ah, I was bitten by an ant last time, and that was it. Chen Tianming told his uncle all the time about being bitten below.
You were really bitten by a yellow bug like an ant, as big as your toes, and you can't die even if you were hit by a car. Now you don't have any wounds? Uncle asked happily
Yes, Chen Tian understood that he was bitten, he wouldn't be so happy, right?
Then you bite it and show me the place you are. Uncle stares at Chen Tianming's underneath.
No, Chen Tianming hurriedly clamped his legs. Can anyone watch that thing just by wanting it?
Boy, I don't need to look at it anymore. The thing that bites you are called Bloody Ox
Bloody yellow ant? Is it poisonous? Will I die? Chen Tianming was shocked when he heard this
The bloody yellow ant is a treasure in the legend. I have never seen it. I have only seen pictures in the medicine book left to me by my master. I heard that it can bring about resurrection. After biting a person, it will die. Then replace all the human blood. Its blood will parasitize in the human body. Of course, because this treasure is a legend, I don’t know the real function. I know very well that it can help you harm you. I just read it in the future because I used to look at it roughly, and then I will find out the information about the bloody yellow ant after I go back. My uncle patted Chen Tianming’s shoulder to comfort him.
Chen Tianming was disappointed again when he heard this
However, it has a characteristic. I know that if a person who is bitten does not clear the blood, he will die sooner or later because of the blood flow backwards. You often feel pain. This may be the reason.
Then can I still save it? Its blood is parasitized in my body. Will something happen?
It shouldn't be wrong. Fortunately, you meet me and I will help you open some meridians later. Then you won't hurt again in the future. Isn't it okay if you were hit by a car? It's probably its function. My uncle said with a smile.
What? I want to photograph me again? Is there no way? Chen Tianming has a bitter face
No, then forget it, let it hurt you
No, no, you can take a photo of me. When Chen Tianming heard his uncle say this, he hurriedly said
The uncle smiled, he was careful not to know what luck he had left, and he had encountered such treasures.
For those who practice qigong, if you encounter such a treasure, you can practice at least a few decades less
This kid may not have to practice for many years to surpass himself
Uncle thought happily and started slapping Chen Tianming's body.
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