Unwillingly, Xiao Liu and Xiao High School were pressed there and asked them to sit side by side. The boss solemnly announced: The wedding begins now.
One of the most vulgar customs in China, the bridal chamber began like this
The bridal chamber is one of the old customs that remains in Chinese people. The original purpose was to marry a wife to make you rich, and at the same time you can take this opportunity to make a lively life. Therefore, when making a bridal chamber, you are more presumptuous in doing things. In addition to relatives and friends, most of the people who can't afford to marry a wife are dirty, so when making a fuss, they are strange things, and they often do things out of line. Moreover, in recent years, some places have a tendency to deteriorate.
People who participate in the bridal chamber generally have dark psychology. In recent years, they often aim to have newcomers perform sexual intercourse or expose their sexual organs and make fun of newcomers.
At present, this so-called bridal chamber is limited to rural areas, and the wealthy class does not have this bad custom (the wealthy or semi-rich class will change the quarrel to show off during weddings; hiring a large number of luxury cars is often used as a selling point, and of course, it still cannot get rid of the vulgar and smelly category); even in rural areas, bridal chamber is limited to ordinary families, and wealthy families are not allowed to make trouble.
But on the other hand, it is this practice that makes us see that making sex so mysterious, so ulterior motives is entirely a lie deliberately created by the ruling class to fool the people; and it does not allow the hearts of the lower class of people
From the wedding chamber, we can see that the people at the bottom believe that sex is not a taboo, but like eating and breathing, it is the most basic function of the human body, and there is nothing shameful.
Now that I come back, I know that I can have a wedding in the bridal chamber, Xiao Gaoshang and Xiao Liu's wedding immediately began in the noise.
When the boss announced the start of the wedding, the groom and the bride were arranged to sit upright in the center of the hall
The boss said that from today's example, you can know that it is correct to follow our organization. Everyone has benefits, which is better than the benefits of the Liuyuan Life Edition! After a while, let Mr. Chen cut two kilograms of meat to celebrate the wedding of the junior high school and replenish his body; secondly, improve the food and reward everyone.
Finally, he pushed his fist horizontally in front of his chest, everyone worked hard!
It was a bit strange at this time, and the warm response that should have appeared did not appear
On the contrary, the bride was a little reluctant and struggled to stand up, but was slapped by Chen Tai.
The bride who sat back on her head was covered with a veil. If there was no veil, the person next to her would find that her face was as red as the red clothes on him;
The groom is a completely different mentality
Although he knew it was just a show, he still hoped to keep this wonderful time
He even thanked the boss very much. If the boss hadn't given him this opportunity, he might not have been able to have a room with a noble woman like Xiao Liu in his entire life.
So, he followed this pyramid scheme organization
The best man, the bridesmaid stands on both sides of the newlyweds and is obviously the one who is responsible for everything. The host of this wedding; the best man is optional.
My father-in-law and godfather sat aside, hehe, with a smirk
No one present understood, especially those who replied in the Life and Marriage Edition of Liuyuan: When his concubine and others entered the bridal chamber, he was so happy and could he laugh?!
The guests also took their seats, they were ready to wait for the
It seems that being a newcomer is a toy they play with at will
They don't seem to believe the boss's words, and think that their prospects for making money here are not great, and the prospects for sleeping with women are even more slim. It's better to take advantage of the opportunity in front of them and try to get the slutty pussy, even if they are embarrassed, they will be willing to do so.
Cut out her urine! Someone secretly made up his mind
What do bees look like?
Someone finally couldn't help but feel excited and asked a buck teeth who had slept with Xiao Liu.
But the distance is so close that the sound can still be heard in the ears of Xiao Liu in the front row
It is bulging, fleshy, soft, sticky, with curly hair on it and a crack in the middle. Water can be sprayed out of the crack, and sometimes blood is emitted.,, Buck teeth are deliberately told to Xiao Liu; so in the end he can't forget to add another sentence. Will you know if you touch it yourself in a while?
Must touch it today!
The man was ready to say
But people who have never had sex experience still ask questions with confidence
When touching, please stick it in from the front of the crotch? Or from the back? Soft butt, he said with an obscene smile
You are stupid!
The buck teeth hit the man with a big neck. What I touched in front was a soft bee. If it was inserted wrongly, it could be inserted into the urine eye and rub some soup. When it went in from behind, it accidentally stabbed into the asshole. It would be difficult to stab you with one hand and suck your fingers.
Then a few people laughed and laughed unrestrainedly
Xiao Liu was so disgusted by them that she had goose bumps, and subconsciously touched her vagina with her hands.
But you guys who want to touch it are best to wash your hands first. Xiao Liu is not like Mrs. Chen. She especially loves to clean up and dirty hands, and she doesn't let her touch it. Maybe this sentence is a bit impressive.
The wedding starts with introducing the newlyweds
First, the bridesmaids and groomsmen of both parties introduce the basic situation of both parties.
But Dahuang was so stupid that she couldn't say it, so she had to do it.
Chen Tai is just happy to save trouble
This level has been calculated
The second item is to grab Apple
A thin thread lifts an apple and hangs in the air
The couple had to jump up and bite the apple, but the condition was that their hands must be placed behind their backs, and the condition was that the couple had to eat the apples.
When Xiao Liu heard this, she quickly lifted the veil full of drool and threw it on the ground from a distance. She was already so smoky that she couldn't stand it anymore by the smelly rag.
Xiao Liu jumped with her hands behind her back
But Apple is alive
Xiao Liu's mouth ran away as soon as he touched it, and he jumped several times but couldn't bite it.
The people around were very happy to see this wolf howl, so Xiao Liu refused to jump again
In a hurry, the apple was bitten by the little high school who was struggling to kill.
The little high school bite and didn't let go. She forced her to hold it down, and bit it with her teeth and sent it to Xiao Liu for her to bite her.
It's really a real man
This level has been calculated
The third level is lit for the guest Xiaoliu took a lit cigarette and was about to use it to light other people's cigarettes on this kind of rag. If she had thrown it at her own house, she would have thrown it hundreds of times.
The pyramid scheme backbone who once fucked Xiao Liu was baring his buck teeth and holding a cigarette in his mouth, he got the chance to be served by Xiao Liu first.
He sat there in a lustful look at Xiao Liu, as if saying, "Do you remember I fucked you?" You begged me to fuck you with your big cock at that time, and you were begging me to fuck you with your big cock."
Of course, Xiao Liu still remembers the situation when he was humiliated, but it was a last resort to prying his labia open. If he didn't take the initiative to prying open, the nightmare might not end for several hours. It is also possible to bring the labia minora in to cover up the injury, which is very painful.
Even the man's nose and saliva flowed out; Xiao Liu was still vivid in his memory when he was holding himself in a dirty way.
The man made his face sticky and smelly at that time; he was even so perverted that he couldn't even push it away; the man swallowed the licked shit into his stomach, but he even said that it smelled so good!
Damn, it's so perverted
But Xiao Liu just pretended not to remember and was about to light a cigarette and left immediately
But his buck teeth were very bad. When Xiao Liu lighted the cigarette, he kept tilting the cigarette in his mouth, swinging up and down like a big cock, deliberately creating trouble, so that Xiao Liu could not catch the opportunity to light the cigarette
Xiao Liu was not here to eat his set. Seeing this, he turned around and left. Please give him some. She ordered the junior high school behind him and said
When buck teeth saw that the chicken was stealing, they eroded the rice, so they hugged the bride from behind, shamelessly putting their face in front and let the bride lit the cigarette in her mouth.
His lower body was hard pressed against Xiao Liu's butt, and his hand was even hugging Xiao Liu's breasts
Xiao Liu was angry and pressed his face with the lit cigarette.
Seeing this, buck teeth dodged away
Most people have never fucked Xiao Liu, and there is no chance in the future. Seeing this, they all want to take advantage of it, so they squeezed to Xiao Liu with cigarettes in their mouths.
When the bridesmaid saw that the situation was wrong, she immediately announced that the level was over.
However, although Mr. Chen temporarily suppressed the commotion, none of those people were good masters. They had already remembered their prejudices and would explode whenever they had the chance.
Modern Management Theory: Suppression cannot resolve contradictions
At most it's just to postpone the outbreak
The accumulation of resentment is followed by suppression
Some leaders who like insider trading will try their best to suppress them when they encounter opposition from the masses.
The result is that a more unstable seed is planted for management. Once there is a chance, events can break out at any time.
For example, several incidents of mass besieging local governments in a certain year are all used to oppressing the people on weekdays.
They don't know that the people are not resisting, but they just haven't found an opportunity or have not exploded for the time being.
The next project is to use the
Game rules require groom, a small high school and four MLM stand in a row, the bride blindfolded to take out the groom and kissed her
If you are wrong, you have to queue up again and touch again
If you touch the same person twice, the bride will first have to have the same room with the groom who has two knives.
But Xiaoliu and Xiaoliu have never been in contact with Xiaoliu. For Xiaoliu, Xiaoliu is the same as all pyramid schemers. No one has a special mark, so naturally it cannot be touched.
That's not all. The buck teeth of the team squeezed into the touched man and frequently touched Xiao Liu's body with their fingers, as if saying, "It's me!" But Xiao Liu was not fooled."
Dahuang felt compassion at this time, and he saw Xiao Liu's predicament.
Because Xiao Liu is his own person (see the previous two sections); he relied on his best man, and waited next to the little high school. When Xiao Liu touched the little high school, he deliberately coughed gently.
Xiao Liu is smart, can distinguish enemies and friends from sound and movements, and immediately hug her and kiss her.
This level has been calculated
The person next to him couldn't see any trace, but Xiao Liu remembered the helping voice.
So I changed the program again, this time the name is: The new wife took incense from her father-in-law's mouth
My father-in-law is naturally the boss
The old man was lying on the dining table and asked Xiao Liu to climb onto him from the ground below him in the direction of his feet.
You are not allowed to use your hands, you can only use your mouth. Take the cigarette from your father-in-law's mouth before it is finished.
According to the bad habits of some mountain villages in Tiannan, if the bride cannot receive the incense, she must sleep with her father-in-law on the first night.
Although the boss is not ready to take advantage of the opportunity for sex in junior high school, he doesn't want to make it easier for Xiao Liu.
So when Xiao Liu crawled, he kept sucking hard, and the ashes fell off his face.
When Xiao Liu crawled onto her father-in-law and pointed it at her mouth, the cigarette was only a small piece left.
Xiao Liu could only turn her face to the side, and then she could barely take it over. She could feel that her father-in-law's guy was pressing hard against his lower abdomen.
It seems that the new wife still wants to sleep with the junior high school, but she doesn't want her father-in-law.
The pyramid schemers who watched carefully around the table said
In order to see clearly, some people are so close that they almost touch Xiao Liu's face.
The next program is called Three Major Items. This game requires men and women to answer everyone's questions unconditionally in public. You cannot refute one question wrong and take off one piece of clothing. Each person has three questions.
This may take up to 3 pieces of clothing per person
The weather was still hot at this time, and everyone was not wearing much
Xiao Liu and her underwear are only 4 pieces; Xiao Liu doesn’t wear a vest in her junior high school, she only has 3 pieces on her body
Obviously, it is difficult for everyone to see the bees to be publicly
At most, see breasts
But only the boss knew that breasts were Xiao Liu's life, and she would rather rape her than let others tease her breasts
The boss asks the question first. Ask the groom: How many hairs are there in the bride’s crotch?
This question seems simple, but it is actually a trap
If the groom is like Avanti, saying that he has as much hair as I do, or just say a few words; those who make a bridal chamber will definitely not believe it
Then no one can convince anyone
There is only one way to distinguish the authenticity. After taking off the bride's pants, everyone counted it on the spot.
This is the goal
I guess I haven't encountered this situation before in high school and don't know the correct answer, so Xiao Liu was so anxious that he just wanted to call him and find a way to let him know the answer.
But Mrs. Chen immediately blocked her mouth. She wasn't asking you what you were anxious about! She was really anxious to get fucked and took off her pants first, and was waiting there with her eyes shut.
The people next to him burst into laughter, Xiao Liu blushed and didn't dare to speak anymore
Unexpectedly, the little high school is a terrible person, but he found the flaws. At this time, he had to protect his wife's interests, so he understood, and there was only one answer: admit that he didn't know
So the tops in the junior high school are gone
The second question asked the bride, and people found that the bride had covered her veil again, although it was difficult to understand, but after all, it was a good thing to be ashamed, so no one bothered it.
The second question is very civilized, which is: What is the name of the groom?
This made Xiao Liu stump. Everyone always called him Xiao high school, but no one asked him about his name and was stunned.
Take it off, everyone speaks in unison
Fortunately, Xiao Liu was smart, so she thought for a while and replied: Little High School
Wrong! The boss said,,,,
Who said it wrong? Xiao Liu disagrees
His name,,,,, the boss hurriedly defended his
What you said didn't count. Xiao Liu interrupted the boss without hesitation. You said, he pulled his husband's hand. Are you called Xiao High School?
This answer made the boss himself stumped because the standard of whether it was correct was not in the hands of the person who asked the question, but in the answer from the junior high school
Even if it is correct, it will be useless if you don’t agree in the junior high school.
So he had to rely on his hopes for junior high school
See if he is willing to let Xiao Liu take off his top
At this time, the little high school had completely entered the role, as if he had really become Sister Liu's husband. From the moment Xiao Liu's warm little hands held him, his flattered heart had an answer.
So he nodded and said, I'm just a little high school
The boss was almost out of breath and thought, isn’t this an old hooligan being fucked by a hooligan?
But now is not the time to get angry, so I will try to use the problem to remove Xiao Liu's clothes.
No matter if you have received higher education or come from a famous family, you still have to be naked in front of a group of reckless men and look ugly. The boss feels a little revengeful when he thinks of this.
Now it's the second question in junior high school. This question is: If your wife moans too loudly, how can she make her whisper? Press the navel? Or scratch the soles of her feet?
One of the most vulgar customs in China, the bridal chamber began like this
The bridal chamber is one of the old customs that remains in Chinese people. The original purpose was to marry a wife to make you rich, and at the same time you can take this opportunity to make a lively life. Therefore, when making a bridal chamber, you are more presumptuous in doing things. In addition to relatives and friends, most of the people who can't afford to marry a wife are dirty, so when making a fuss, they are strange things, and they often do things out of line. Moreover, in recent years, some places have a tendency to deteriorate.
People who participate in the bridal chamber generally have dark psychology. In recent years, they often aim to have newcomers perform sexual intercourse or expose their sexual organs and make fun of newcomers.
At present, this so-called bridal chamber is limited to rural areas, and the wealthy class does not have this bad custom (the wealthy or semi-rich class will change the quarrel to show off during weddings; hiring a large number of luxury cars is often used as a selling point, and of course, it still cannot get rid of the vulgar and smelly category); even in rural areas, bridal chamber is limited to ordinary families, and wealthy families are not allowed to make trouble.
But on the other hand, it is this practice that makes us see that making sex so mysterious, so ulterior motives is entirely a lie deliberately created by the ruling class to fool the people; and it does not allow the hearts of the lower class of people
From the wedding chamber, we can see that the people at the bottom believe that sex is not a taboo, but like eating and breathing, it is the most basic function of the human body, and there is nothing shameful.
Now that I come back, I know that I can have a wedding in the bridal chamber, Xiao Gaoshang and Xiao Liu's wedding immediately began in the noise.
When the boss announced the start of the wedding, the groom and the bride were arranged to sit upright in the center of the hall
The boss said that from today's example, you can know that it is correct to follow our organization. Everyone has benefits, which is better than the benefits of the Liuyuan Life Edition! After a while, let Mr. Chen cut two kilograms of meat to celebrate the wedding of the junior high school and replenish his body; secondly, improve the food and reward everyone.
Finally, he pushed his fist horizontally in front of his chest, everyone worked hard!
It was a bit strange at this time, and the warm response that should have appeared did not appear
On the contrary, the bride was a little reluctant and struggled to stand up, but was slapped by Chen Tai.
The bride who sat back on her head was covered with a veil. If there was no veil, the person next to her would find that her face was as red as the red clothes on him;
The groom is a completely different mentality
Although he knew it was just a show, he still hoped to keep this wonderful time
He even thanked the boss very much. If the boss hadn't given him this opportunity, he might not have been able to have a room with a noble woman like Xiao Liu in his entire life.
So, he followed this pyramid scheme organization
The best man, the bridesmaid stands on both sides of the newlyweds and is obviously the one who is responsible for everything. The host of this wedding; the best man is optional.
My father-in-law and godfather sat aside, hehe, with a smirk
No one present understood, especially those who replied in the Life and Marriage Edition of Liuyuan: When his concubine and others entered the bridal chamber, he was so happy and could he laugh?!
The guests also took their seats, they were ready to wait for the
It seems that being a newcomer is a toy they play with at will
They don't seem to believe the boss's words, and think that their prospects for making money here are not great, and the prospects for sleeping with women are even more slim. It's better to take advantage of the opportunity in front of them and try to get the slutty pussy, even if they are embarrassed, they will be willing to do so.
Cut out her urine! Someone secretly made up his mind
What do bees look like?
Someone finally couldn't help but feel excited and asked a buck teeth who had slept with Xiao Liu.
But the distance is so close that the sound can still be heard in the ears of Xiao Liu in the front row
It is bulging, fleshy, soft, sticky, with curly hair on it and a crack in the middle. Water can be sprayed out of the crack, and sometimes blood is emitted.,, Buck teeth are deliberately told to Xiao Liu; so in the end he can't forget to add another sentence. Will you know if you touch it yourself in a while?
Must touch it today!
The man was ready to say
But people who have never had sex experience still ask questions with confidence
When touching, please stick it in from the front of the crotch? Or from the back? Soft butt, he said with an obscene smile
You are stupid!
The buck teeth hit the man with a big neck. What I touched in front was a soft bee. If it was inserted wrongly, it could be inserted into the urine eye and rub some soup. When it went in from behind, it accidentally stabbed into the asshole. It would be difficult to stab you with one hand and suck your fingers.
Then a few people laughed and laughed unrestrainedly
Xiao Liu was so disgusted by them that she had goose bumps, and subconsciously touched her vagina with her hands.
But you guys who want to touch it are best to wash your hands first. Xiao Liu is not like Mrs. Chen. She especially loves to clean up and dirty hands, and she doesn't let her touch it. Maybe this sentence is a bit impressive.
The wedding starts with introducing the newlyweds
First, the bridesmaids and groomsmen of both parties introduce the basic situation of both parties.
But Dahuang was so stupid that she couldn't say it, so she had to do it.
Chen Tai is just happy to save trouble
This level has been calculated
The second item is to grab Apple
A thin thread lifts an apple and hangs in the air
The couple had to jump up and bite the apple, but the condition was that their hands must be placed behind their backs, and the condition was that the couple had to eat the apples.
When Xiao Liu heard this, she quickly lifted the veil full of drool and threw it on the ground from a distance. She was already so smoky that she couldn't stand it anymore by the smelly rag.
Xiao Liu jumped with her hands behind her back
But Apple is alive
Xiao Liu's mouth ran away as soon as he touched it, and he jumped several times but couldn't bite it.
The people around were very happy to see this wolf howl, so Xiao Liu refused to jump again
In a hurry, the apple was bitten by the little high school who was struggling to kill.
The little high school bite and didn't let go. She forced her to hold it down, and bit it with her teeth and sent it to Xiao Liu for her to bite her.
It's really a real man
This level has been calculated
The third level is lit for the guest Xiaoliu took a lit cigarette and was about to use it to light other people's cigarettes on this kind of rag. If she had thrown it at her own house, she would have thrown it hundreds of times.
The pyramid scheme backbone who once fucked Xiao Liu was baring his buck teeth and holding a cigarette in his mouth, he got the chance to be served by Xiao Liu first.
He sat there in a lustful look at Xiao Liu, as if saying, "Do you remember I fucked you?" You begged me to fuck you with your big cock at that time, and you were begging me to fuck you with your big cock."
Of course, Xiao Liu still remembers the situation when he was humiliated, but it was a last resort to prying his labia open. If he didn't take the initiative to prying open, the nightmare might not end for several hours. It is also possible to bring the labia minora in to cover up the injury, which is very painful.
Even the man's nose and saliva flowed out; Xiao Liu was still vivid in his memory when he was holding himself in a dirty way.
The man made his face sticky and smelly at that time; he was even so perverted that he couldn't even push it away; the man swallowed the licked shit into his stomach, but he even said that it smelled so good!
Damn, it's so perverted
But Xiao Liu just pretended not to remember and was about to light a cigarette and left immediately
But his buck teeth were very bad. When Xiao Liu lighted the cigarette, he kept tilting the cigarette in his mouth, swinging up and down like a big cock, deliberately creating trouble, so that Xiao Liu could not catch the opportunity to light the cigarette
Xiao Liu was not here to eat his set. Seeing this, he turned around and left. Please give him some. She ordered the junior high school behind him and said
When buck teeth saw that the chicken was stealing, they eroded the rice, so they hugged the bride from behind, shamelessly putting their face in front and let the bride lit the cigarette in her mouth.
His lower body was hard pressed against Xiao Liu's butt, and his hand was even hugging Xiao Liu's breasts
Xiao Liu was angry and pressed his face with the lit cigarette.
Seeing this, buck teeth dodged away
Most people have never fucked Xiao Liu, and there is no chance in the future. Seeing this, they all want to take advantage of it, so they squeezed to Xiao Liu with cigarettes in their mouths.
When the bridesmaid saw that the situation was wrong, she immediately announced that the level was over.
However, although Mr. Chen temporarily suppressed the commotion, none of those people were good masters. They had already remembered their prejudices and would explode whenever they had the chance.
Modern Management Theory: Suppression cannot resolve contradictions
At most it's just to postpone the outbreak
The accumulation of resentment is followed by suppression
Some leaders who like insider trading will try their best to suppress them when they encounter opposition from the masses.
The result is that a more unstable seed is planted for management. Once there is a chance, events can break out at any time.
For example, several incidents of mass besieging local governments in a certain year are all used to oppressing the people on weekdays.
They don't know that the people are not resisting, but they just haven't found an opportunity or have not exploded for the time being.
The next project is to use the
Game rules require groom, a small high school and four MLM stand in a row, the bride blindfolded to take out the groom and kissed her
If you are wrong, you have to queue up again and touch again
If you touch the same person twice, the bride will first have to have the same room with the groom who has two knives.
But Xiaoliu and Xiaoliu have never been in contact with Xiaoliu. For Xiaoliu, Xiaoliu is the same as all pyramid schemers. No one has a special mark, so naturally it cannot be touched.
That's not all. The buck teeth of the team squeezed into the touched man and frequently touched Xiao Liu's body with their fingers, as if saying, "It's me!" But Xiao Liu was not fooled."
Dahuang felt compassion at this time, and he saw Xiao Liu's predicament.
Because Xiao Liu is his own person (see the previous two sections); he relied on his best man, and waited next to the little high school. When Xiao Liu touched the little high school, he deliberately coughed gently.
Xiao Liu is smart, can distinguish enemies and friends from sound and movements, and immediately hug her and kiss her.
This level has been calculated
The person next to him couldn't see any trace, but Xiao Liu remembered the helping voice.
So I changed the program again, this time the name is: The new wife took incense from her father-in-law's mouth
My father-in-law is naturally the boss
The old man was lying on the dining table and asked Xiao Liu to climb onto him from the ground below him in the direction of his feet.
You are not allowed to use your hands, you can only use your mouth. Take the cigarette from your father-in-law's mouth before it is finished.
According to the bad habits of some mountain villages in Tiannan, if the bride cannot receive the incense, she must sleep with her father-in-law on the first night.
Although the boss is not ready to take advantage of the opportunity for sex in junior high school, he doesn't want to make it easier for Xiao Liu.
So when Xiao Liu crawled, he kept sucking hard, and the ashes fell off his face.
When Xiao Liu crawled onto her father-in-law and pointed it at her mouth, the cigarette was only a small piece left.
Xiao Liu could only turn her face to the side, and then she could barely take it over. She could feel that her father-in-law's guy was pressing hard against his lower abdomen.
It seems that the new wife still wants to sleep with the junior high school, but she doesn't want her father-in-law.
The pyramid schemers who watched carefully around the table said
In order to see clearly, some people are so close that they almost touch Xiao Liu's face.
The next program is called Three Major Items. This game requires men and women to answer everyone's questions unconditionally in public. You cannot refute one question wrong and take off one piece of clothing. Each person has three questions.
This may take up to 3 pieces of clothing per person
The weather was still hot at this time, and everyone was not wearing much
Xiao Liu and her underwear are only 4 pieces; Xiao Liu doesn’t wear a vest in her junior high school, she only has 3 pieces on her body
Obviously, it is difficult for everyone to see the bees to be publicly
At most, see breasts
But only the boss knew that breasts were Xiao Liu's life, and she would rather rape her than let others tease her breasts
The boss asks the question first. Ask the groom: How many hairs are there in the bride’s crotch?
This question seems simple, but it is actually a trap
If the groom is like Avanti, saying that he has as much hair as I do, or just say a few words; those who make a bridal chamber will definitely not believe it
Then no one can convince anyone
There is only one way to distinguish the authenticity. After taking off the bride's pants, everyone counted it on the spot.
This is the goal
I guess I haven't encountered this situation before in high school and don't know the correct answer, so Xiao Liu was so anxious that he just wanted to call him and find a way to let him know the answer.
But Mrs. Chen immediately blocked her mouth. She wasn't asking you what you were anxious about! She was really anxious to get fucked and took off her pants first, and was waiting there with her eyes shut.
The people next to him burst into laughter, Xiao Liu blushed and didn't dare to speak anymore
Unexpectedly, the little high school is a terrible person, but he found the flaws. At this time, he had to protect his wife's interests, so he understood, and there was only one answer: admit that he didn't know
So the tops in the junior high school are gone
The second question asked the bride, and people found that the bride had covered her veil again, although it was difficult to understand, but after all, it was a good thing to be ashamed, so no one bothered it.
The second question is very civilized, which is: What is the name of the groom?
This made Xiao Liu stump. Everyone always called him Xiao high school, but no one asked him about his name and was stunned.
Take it off, everyone speaks in unison
Fortunately, Xiao Liu was smart, so she thought for a while and replied: Little High School
Wrong! The boss said,,,,
Who said it wrong? Xiao Liu disagrees
His name,,,,, the boss hurriedly defended his
What you said didn't count. Xiao Liu interrupted the boss without hesitation. You said, he pulled his husband's hand. Are you called Xiao High School?
This answer made the boss himself stumped because the standard of whether it was correct was not in the hands of the person who asked the question, but in the answer from the junior high school
Even if it is correct, it will be useless if you don’t agree in the junior high school.
So he had to rely on his hopes for junior high school
See if he is willing to let Xiao Liu take off his top
At this time, the little high school had completely entered the role, as if he had really become Sister Liu's husband. From the moment Xiao Liu's warm little hands held him, his flattered heart had an answer.
So he nodded and said, I'm just a little high school
The boss was almost out of breath and thought, isn’t this an old hooligan being fucked by a hooligan?
But now is not the time to get angry, so I will try to use the problem to remove Xiao Liu's clothes.
No matter if you have received higher education or come from a famous family, you still have to be naked in front of a group of reckless men and look ugly. The boss feels a little revengeful when he thinks of this.
Now it's the second question in junior high school. This question is: If your wife moans too loudly, how can she make her whisper? Press the navel? Or scratch the soles of her feet?
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