On the way, I happily reminded Robinson: From now on, I will have the pseudonym Hu Su, and my identity is a "demonic businessman" from the country of silk. The fine wine we sell is called Hu Su Jiu. What about you, I am my follower, and you want to call me Master Hu Su, do you understand?
Hu Su is a common respectful word in giant literature, which means loyalty, trustworthy, and upright. He happily named Hu Su, and I don’t know if it is self-deprecating or self-encouraging.
I know my dad, but... it's really a waste to sell such good Hu Su wine to trolls... I haven't even had a few sips...
Robinson looked at the truck jealously
Xinran smiled: Silly kid, don't be so stingy. Our Su family is the leader of the business world in the trade city. As a member of the Su family, you can eat meatless, but you must do business! Besides, our trip is not to make money. The main purpose is to establish good relations with the trolls through business, and there is still something to use for them in the future.
The little troll suddenly realized, and happily pulled the truck to Ganlin Valley, sat happily in the car, and whistled with enthusiasm.
On the road, I met a troll worker who was building a city wall. I happily threw a bottle of wine and a piece of cake down and waved my hand.
The wine bottle was printed with Mr. Hu Su's business card. After the trolls drank the wine, they met this businessman from the Demon World who came out of nowhere and generously let him go with him.
Even though some people suspected that he came from the castle, his happy appearance was definitely not a human, unlike the castle bully Su XX, and his body exuded the mint scent that trolls like the most, so he naively thought he was a friend.
Happy and Robinson came outside Ganlin Valley, unloaded the truck, and took out a gong and drum
Mr. Hu Su beats the gong and the little trolls play the drums, which soon attracted a large group of trolls to watch and talk.
Where did these two strangers come from?
It seems like he is running around the world...
Selling Dali Pills!
No, it's acrobatics!
Don't look like a troll, nor do you look like a human
Because it's a mixed race! The kids who play drums are almost half to half, and the teenagers who play drums have more human blood than gongs
It was not until he happily reported to his home that the doubts of the demons were dispelled
He asked in unison: You call yourself a businessman in the Demon Realm, do you have any good things to sell to us?
Smiling happily, he picked up a bottle of Hu Su wine and threw it hard under his feet
The wine bottle shattered, and the scent of wine filled the valley, like a handful of invisible hooks, pulling the trolls' noses
Oh ~~ It smells so fragrant!
How could there be such a mellow wine Ah!
Wow, Boss, you are so arrogant! You can’t bear to throw such a precious wine?
Less nonsense, how to sell this wine?
He said happily and arrogantly: You country people like you don’t think they have much money, and you can’t afford to buy this master’s Hu Su wine!
The crowd was angry and raised their fists and shouted, "Don't underestimate people, bid for them before saying that. I smiled happily: This is OK, I don't want to make money from poor people. Do you have any rare things in your family that you cherish, or crystals, mechanical fruits, etc. If I like it, I can make an estimate for wine.
The demons applauded in unison and rushed back to the valley, took the treasures at the bottom of the box, and came to exchange for wine.
Any experienced treasure hunter knows one truth. The more powerful the monster is, the more you like to collect treasures to decorate the cave. For example, there are usually a large amount of gold, silver and treasures in the nest of a giant dragon.
The troll is no exception. After killing the prey, he will collect the props and jewelry carried on the corpse as spoils. If he is lucky, he will also obtain magic props.
Even the bravest treasure hunter dares to break into the troll's nest alone to hunt for treasure
Xinran created a miracle in the industry. He dealt with trolls as a businessman, exchanged Hu Su wine that was worth very much for treasures that others had collected painstakingly. He completed many treasures that were beyond reach by the hunter.
The trolls believe that they have taken advantage of using useless decorations for delicious wine, so they have a bigger likes for Xinran.
He is still good at getting a cheaper one, Mr. Hu Su is extraordinary and kills two birds with one stone
In this way, Xinran quickly sold out all four large barrels of fine wine, and received a lot of bottles and jars that were useless, as well as many ferrous metal ores.
I happily recognized it as a fine gold ore, and I couldn't help but feel happy
The pure gold is hard and is a very precious magic metal. Each piece of weapons and armor made of pure gold is worth a lot of money.
If a truck of wine is exchanged for a piece of pure gold ore, he will earn a lot of money, but he will get most of the truck. If those hunters who are looking for a small piece of pure gold for life and cannot find it for life, they will definitely vomit blood with jealousy.
But Robinson didn't think the black stones were precious, and complained: Dad, those gangsters clearly made us trick! These broken ore valleys can be seen everywhere, they are not valuable at all, and they are so terrible that they are so heavy that they are so scary. What's the point of collecting them?
Xinran didn't even point out the value of pure gold, and said with a smile: Son, you don't know that our business is the main purpose of not making money. Seeing that the products you provide can meet the needs of customers and bring convenience and happiness to their lives is the greatest happiness for businessmen. This is the noble business spirit of our Hu Su family!
Robinson was deeply convinced and said ashamed: What my father said is that the child’s ideological level is not high enough!
Xinran patted his son's shoulder and said: The realm is not high enough, you can slowly improve. These stones are not useless. You can take them home as a pressing stone for pickled pickles.
As he was talking, a group of strong female trolls surrounded by a thin troll with a cane, Robinson whispered to tell Xinran that the old man was Peng Pengpeng, the elder of Ganlin Valley (there was no choice but to speak, the person was called this name... For the whole clan affairs, Peng Pengpeng had the final say. The women behind him were his wives and concubines, and there were more than twenty of them. They looked at the troll elders in surprise and found that this person had a bright look and his eyebrows were full of intelligence. They were far from other foolish trolls. As for the group of strange-shaped female trolls behind him, Xinran glanced at him and looked away disgustedly. He admired the number of wives and concubines of the troll elders, but seriously despised its quality. However, from the perspective of the trolls, those female trolls might be great beauties.
The elder nodded arrogantly and asked: Are you Mr. Hu Su? I have never heard of such a person in the sea of Han.
Smiling, I came from the Kingdom of Silk
The elder snorted: Is the country of silk big or the valley of Ganlin big?
Xinran held back her laughter and said: Of course, Ganlin Valley is bigger
The elder smiled with satisfaction: I don’t think there will be a tribe bigger than Ganlin Valley in the world. Please give me your wine to taste.
Happy to open a bottle of Hu Su wine and hand it to Yelang's arrogant troll elder
The old man tasted it, squinted his eyes and sighed: Good wine, good wine!
Waving his hand to guide his wife and concubine to move all the Hu Su wine in the car back to his cave, untied the worn cloth bag hanging on the head of the stick and handed it to Xinran, saying provocatively: This is the money for the wine, you have collected it
Robinson changed his expression and shouted: Elder, you are too much. This broken thing can’t even be replaced with a bottle of wine!
The troll elder glanced at him coldly and asked Xinran: What do you say?
With a happy smile, I took the cloth bag, gave a deep bow to the troll elder, and said sincerely: The elder's generosity will never be forgotten by me for the rest of my life
The troll elder smiled and said gently: Mr. Hu Su's vision is also unforgettable for me. Please use the Qiankun bag well, it will make your business journey easier
After saying that, shake hands with Xinran and say goodbye and leave
On the way home, Robinson wondered about the bag pieced together with black and white cloth. He could not tell where it was valuable, so he had to ask Xinran for advice.
Happily turned around and said with a smile: You put all the fine gold mines in your car into your bag
Robinson said suspiciously: The bag is so small, at most it can hold two stones.
Having said that, he still obediently stuffed the ore into his bag one by one. Unexpectedly, the inconspicuous cloth bag was a bottomless pit, and there was no sign of filling the ore that was loaded with the cart.
This cloth bag is a magical magic weapon circulated from the Eastern Silk Country. No matter how much it is, it will not be full, and its weight will not increase. Therefore, it is called the "Qiankun Bag". To exaggerately, it is a cloth bag that can only hold the universe and the universe.
Robinson was deeply impressed, and then he understood why the troll elder praised Xinran for his good eyesight.
As a businessman, there is no future without the eyesight to distinguish the value of an item
Since then, Hu Su, a businessman in the Demon World, often went to Ganlin Valley to bring delicious Hu Su wine and other daily necessities to the trolls
After a happy investigation into the situation in Ganlin Valley, I found that the water quality here is very poor. In addition, most of the trolls are not hygienic and generally suffer from oral and skin diseases.
The trolls live in caves in the valley, with stone slabs used as beds and dead grass used as bedding. In summer, mosquitoes rage in the desert, they also suffer deeply.
The trolls are not afraid of bleeding and injury, but are bullied by the small mosquitoes and are helpless because the venom of mosquitoes contains acidic substances and it is difficult to heal once bite into a sore.
I saw it in my eyes, and another idea came to my mind
He decided to start a great reform in Ganlin Valley, bringing the air of civilization to the barbaric and backward troll tribes
To this end, we must start by changing bad living habits, happily imitate the practice of a controversial figure in a major life and death, and name this reform as the New Life Movement. The difference between it and a major figure is that the New Life Movement is not about being a good example, but rather a drastic implementation.
He first went to the exile camp and used Hu Su wine as a reward to hire the exile to process teeth according to the model he provided.
He also used sunflower seeds to extract oil paste, mixed with mint, wine and grass juice and quartz powder (quartz ore can be seen everywhere in the desert) to make Husu brand toothpaste
Toothing tools and toothpaste are of course sold to trolls to prevent oral diseases so as not to smell bad when a mouth is opened.
Xinran also distilled alcohol with wine and grass, mixed mint essence and sunflower essence to make Husu brand perfume
The original intention was to prevent and control mosquito bites, but I didn't expect that the perfume was made too successfully. Before I could sell it to the troll, I was snatched away by Juno, Yulia, Rola and Nana. Even the three sisters of the Royal Walking Bird moved to smell the fragrance and forced them to take out three bottles of Hu Su perfume from Xinran. Every feather I wiped was fragrant.
Happy to go to the troll camp to sell Hu Su toothpaste and Hu Su perfume, which was widely praised. The troll who tried first was not suffering from mosquitoes and toothaches. The rest of the tribe were also encouraged and competed to buy Hu Su series of products, and soon the supply was in short supply.
While happily entrusting the women in the castle to make perfume and toothpaste, they also teach the trolls to bathe with fine sand to keep their body hygienic and avoid skin diseases
Xinran went to Ganlin Valley many times, won the respect of the trolls, and also further penetrated into their life circle and made many friends.
Among them, the troll elder Peng Pengpeng has the deepest friendship. Every time he comes to Ganlin Valley, he has to drink and chat.
On that day, Xinran was sitting under the shade of the tree and drinking and playing chess, suddenly he heard a shrill roar from the depths of the valley. When he looked back, he could not see any beasts invading him.
Curiously asked the elder what monster was roaring
The elder knew that Xinran had great magical powers and thought to himself that maybe Mr. Hu Su could help Ganlin Valley get rid of the disaster... So he took him to the sand pit behind the valley, pointed to the deep pit and said: The monster is in the pit
When Xinran looked down, her disgusting hairs suddenly stood up
The pit was full of wriggling poisonous snakes. A super huge female troll was trapped in the pit. He was tortured by the poisonous snake and let out a painful roar, which made his ears buzz.
The female troll also noticed Xinran, raised her head, stared at her strange eyes as red as a small lantern, and looked at her with a bunch of poisonous snakes on her head, like a snake-haired demon girl in mythology
With the courage to approach the pit, the female troll suddenly stretched out her giant claws, as if she wanted to pull him down and eat him in one bite.
Xinran was so scared that she retracted her head. The female troll roared in disappointment, swung her claws and knocked the hole walls up, and the ground trembled.
Xinran wiped her cold sweat and asked the elder suspiciously: What crime did this female monster commit? Why did she imprison her in a sand pit and be punished by poisonous snakes?
The elder smiled bitterly and said: Her name is "Sha King", which is a nightmare in Ganlin Valley. Everyone has to imprison her here because they are too afraid of her.
Is she... very powerful?
It’s not just amazing, it’s simply crazy! Even if we trolls are a very cruel nation, they are not like that bastard and even their own compatriots!
The troll elder gritted his teeth in hatred
Trolls are a more special subhuman race, and female trolls are stronger than male trolls.
The Sand King is a mixed race between the troll and the overlord (the most greedy and fiercest among the giants and the simplest-minded clan). He is ten times stronger and fiercer than the ordinary female troll, and he is aggressive in nature and often kills his compatriots.
No one in Ganlin Valley is the opponent of the King of Sha. She may not be able to subdue her even if she rushes forward. In order to get rid of her confidant troubles, the trolls had to think that they were the most unfair, and jointly dug this big pit, buried a large number of poisonous snakes, and pushed it into the King of Sha while she was sleeping.
Unexpectedly, she was so powerful that she was bitten by poisonous snakes day and night, and she has not died yet
Those poisonous snakes also seemed to be parasitized in the body of the King of Sha. Using her flesh and blood as food, she would grow a piece of meat.
The King of Sha also uses poisonous snakes as food to form a wonderful symbiotic state
The troll elder was afraid that the Sha King would rush out of the cage one day to take revenge on his tribe members, and he was always unable to kill her, so he asked Xinran for help and asked him to find a way to kill Sha King.
After a brief thought, he suggested that the elder set fire to the King of Sand to death
The elder shook his head and smiled bitterly: I have thought about this method, but no one dared to make a fire
Trolls are naturally afraid of fire, but happy but not afraid. They volunteered to set up a fire for them, telling everyone that they would not have stomachache if they cooked food with a bonfire and then ate it.
Be careful to add firewood to the fire frequently so as not to be extinguished. If they are happy to be away, they will have to eat raw and cold food.
The trolls were taught humbly and learned to burn the fire with pleasure. They asked him to throw the first torch down the sand pit with his own hands, unveiling the battle to slaughter the sand king.
The torch fell on the dry skin of the king of Sha, and it burned quickly
The King of Sand rolled in pain and started to wail in a sarcastic wail.
The trolls were overjoyed and picked up the firewood and threw it down the sand pit, causing the fire to flourish.
The King of Sha was in the sea of fire, and the fire was bright red all over her body, and the poisonous snake was also roasted and desperately drilled deep into her body.
I happily glanced into the sand pit, and saw the sand king standing staggeringly, straightening his back and raising his head and crying with his thick arms high towards the sky. She was so tall that her claws, which were as big as palm-leaf fans, almost touched the edge of the sand pit.
Xinran couldn't help but worry. As long as the King of Sands jumped hard, he could easily climb out of the sand pit.
However, the female troll is not good at jumping. After the sand king's roar, a crisp sound suddenly came from his head. A viper came out of her ears, and half of her body was still in her mind.
The poisonous snake spitted out a fiery red letter and tried to escape from the sea of fire. However, as soon as it touched the fiery fire, its letter really ignited the fire, squeaking and swaggering around the thick neck of the Shawang, dying in pain.
The King of Sha pulled out the snake corpse like he picked his earrings, threw it out of the sand pit, and happened to fall on Xinran's feet.
He was so scared that he turned around and fled the sand pit, found Robinson who was still selling goods, and ran away in a flash.
It's so far away from Ganlin Valley that you can still hear the shrill roar of the King of Sha
Push your hands to your heart and pray that the terrible female troll will quickly get rid of your braids
This is the first time he was scared to almost piss his pants
I happily escaped back to the castle. After closing my eyes for several days, I dreamed of a female troll who was wrapped in a fire snake coming to seek revenge on me. I was so scared that I hurried at home and didn't dare to go out.
Russell and others were curious about his abnormal behavior, and Xinran did not explain, saying that he was not feeling well.
Living in such a leisurely life for several days, the courage to be scared by the King of Sha slowly recovered. He was so calm that he was very moved that he had the idea of going to Ganlin Valley again
So I went out to find Robinson to buy goods, but I saw him sitting in the same place with Xiaojie, holding a book in his hand and chanting loudly.
Xiaojie said something, and Robinson said something
It turns out that Xiaojie is teaching this big boy to read
After listening for a while, I almost laughed so hard that my intestines were knotted.
It turns out that the textbooks used by the two were his young work "Su Datou's Dream Search" and other erotic novels such as "Su Datou's Dream Search" were late at night and people blushed when they read them alone. They recited them seriously and loudly, and you can imagine how laughter you can
Fortunately, there were no outsiders present, otherwise I would have suspected that this was a madhouse
When I thought about it, I suddenly had a good idea and went in and asked Xiaojie where the other book "Dream Search" came from.
Xiaojie proudly told Xinran that he copied another copy and gave it to Robinson as a textbook.
Robinson, translate this book into giant words and teach me how to speak giant language
Happily smiled: Show me the translation of Giant Literature
Xiaojie found a copybook that was slightly thicker than the original version and gave it to Xinran
After reading it quickly, I found that Robinson's translation was a bit verbose, and he understood many words incorrectly. For example, the male protagonist in the book flattered a woman's little feet and gave birth to beautiful things, compared to a three-inch golden lotus. Robinson translated it into a woman's upper with a three-inch golden lotus embroidered on the upper. It was really funny to misunderstand.
Xinran personally re-examined and revised the translation manuscript, and was confident that he could perfectly reproduce the essence of the original work. Then he handed over the translation manuscript to Robinson and asked him and Xiaojie to copy a few more copies, which was of other use.
The two of them took the manuscript and started copying it immediately. It was of course not easy to copy a novel of tens of thousands of words. The two little guys had been busy for three days and copied out ten copies. They found Xinran and complained about their pain, saying that they were tired and could no longer write.
Hu Su, a merchant from the Demon World, brought Robinson and a cart of wine, safely traveled through the troll castle and came to the camp of the exile
Rewarded with fine wine, the Giant Brothers asked some more educated exiles to copy "Dream Search" for him. The Giant Brothers quickly found dozens of former ascetic sects.
All these old monks are masters of history, literature and theology, because they have been practicing in the desert for a long time and are also very familiar with giant literature.
Copying books for Xinran is really useless
But then again, the ascetic priests never get close to women all their lives. Have you ever seen such explicit erotic descriptions? While copying, shaking their heads and praying loudly, each of them blushed with shame, like a group of roosters.
Seeing that they copied it interestingly, the Giant Brothers picked up a manuscript and flipped it out.
When he saw it, he couldn't help but be shocked and asked Xinran in unison: How could it be a giant?
Xinran smiled and said: I want to sell these books to trolls, of course I have to translate them into giant texts.
Big brother Ren patted his head and sighed: Why didn’t Mr. Su say it earlier? Since we are copying giant literature, we brothers can also help Ah!
The four brothers are desert giants, of course they are very proficient in their native language.
Xinran asked him deliberately: Are you a kid able to read?
He and Ren, Dao, servant, can have been together for many days, and their friendship has reached the point of joking and joking with each other.
Ren spat and said hatefully: Bah, don't underestimate people! Tell you the truth, our brothers are also famous scholars among the desert giants~ Xinran was amused by him, and immediately agreed to copy the four brothers together.
Xinran spent the whole day in the Wanderer Camp. Apart from arguing with the Giant Brothers, she just drank, kneaded melon seeds, and taught Robinson to play chess. She lived a very comfortable life
In the blink of an eye, the sky was declining, and everyone had copied nearly three hundred manuscripts, and they were so tired that they couldn't even lift their hands.
Happy to throw away the last handful of melon seed skin, let Xiaojie bring delicious Hu Su wine and delicious sunflower cakes from the truck to comfort everyone
Ren lit a bonfire in the small square. The younger brother, who is the best at hunting, went out for a walk with a huge flint stick and got a buffalo. The people who participated in the copying of "Dream Search" gathered around the bonfire and barbecue and enjoyed wine.
Xinran originally wanted to give them wages, but everyone said that money in this terrible place is useless, so they gave each person a bottle of wine.
Everyone was very happy and said that they would come to them if they had a copying job next time.
After the dinner, Robinson happily asked all the manuscripts to be put on the truck and picked a few to check them out.
The best translation is the Giant Brother
It turns out that monks used some songs when translating erotic descriptions, which were not so straightforward.
Although the Giant Brothers are far less knowledgeable than exiled monks, they have less male roots under their crotch, so they don’t feel ashamed when translating the bed scene. They just translate it directly, but they are more faithful to the original.
When he arrived outside Ganlin Valley, Xinran and Robinson jumped out of the truck and sent Sister Azhu to leave first, beating drums and drums like before, attracting trolls to watch
Now, Hu Su's reputation has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. When the gongs and drums sounded, the residents of Ganlin Valley were moved by the news, and they had already prepared ore for their backs and rushed to exchange with their families.
Without waiting for a happy opening, there was a good thing. The devil came up with a smile and asked: Good night, Mr. Hu Su, what good things are there to open my eyes today?
I went to the truck and found that in addition to the popular and anticipated Hu Su wine, sunflower cakes, Hu Suo toothpaste and perfume, there were also half a cart of books. I didn't know what it was for.
Smile happily, picked up a book and gave it to him
The troll flipped through suspiciously, and as he looked, he straightened his eyes and said, "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
A series of strange screams
The other trolls also curiously came forward to watch, and they were out of control. They kept swallowing and set up a small tent under their crotch.
Some people who couldn't see the reputation and asked their companions in confusion: Hey, hey! What are you looking at? Tell me if you can?
The man was watching it in a daze and said impatiently: Don’t bother me, you can watch Ah yourself!
I can't read...
If you can't read, go learn to get out of the way!
Well~~ bully people...
The unfortunate troll who was ridiculed by his companions walked away sadly
There are five hundred trolls in Ganlin Valley, and only one-third of them can read. However, the 300 giant versions of "Su Datou Chunxiao Dream Search" brought by Xinran was soon sold out. Many illiterate trolls also bought one and read it after learning to read it.
After all, Xinran's trip made a great contribution to improving the cultural level of the troll clan. To say that using erotic novels to literate is more effective than using boring textbooks.
Later historians investigated the adventure life of Paladin Su Xinran and found that mysterious merchants named Hu Su often appeared and sold to various uncivilized nations. Hu Su series of products and a famous erotic novel
This person's business behavior directly affected the civilization process of many ethnic groups.
Under his strong promotion, "Su Datou's Dream Search" was translated into hundreds of words and became popular all over Central China. Even goblins, lizardmen, and ogres regarded this book as an enlightenment reading material.
Over time, Su Xinran, the author of "The Dream Search", became more famous than Su Xinran, who was a Paladin. Will Su Knight himself express the feeling of gaining fame with his last skill?
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Hu Su is a common respectful word in giant literature, which means loyalty, trustworthy, and upright. He happily named Hu Su, and I don’t know if it is self-deprecating or self-encouraging.
I know my dad, but... it's really a waste to sell such good Hu Su wine to trolls... I haven't even had a few sips...
Robinson looked at the truck jealously
Xinran smiled: Silly kid, don't be so stingy. Our Su family is the leader of the business world in the trade city. As a member of the Su family, you can eat meatless, but you must do business! Besides, our trip is not to make money. The main purpose is to establish good relations with the trolls through business, and there is still something to use for them in the future.
The little troll suddenly realized, and happily pulled the truck to Ganlin Valley, sat happily in the car, and whistled with enthusiasm.
On the road, I met a troll worker who was building a city wall. I happily threw a bottle of wine and a piece of cake down and waved my hand.
The wine bottle was printed with Mr. Hu Su's business card. After the trolls drank the wine, they met this businessman from the Demon World who came out of nowhere and generously let him go with him.
Even though some people suspected that he came from the castle, his happy appearance was definitely not a human, unlike the castle bully Su XX, and his body exuded the mint scent that trolls like the most, so he naively thought he was a friend.
Happy and Robinson came outside Ganlin Valley, unloaded the truck, and took out a gong and drum
Mr. Hu Su beats the gong and the little trolls play the drums, which soon attracted a large group of trolls to watch and talk.
Where did these two strangers come from?
It seems like he is running around the world...
Selling Dali Pills!
No, it's acrobatics!
Don't look like a troll, nor do you look like a human
Because it's a mixed race! The kids who play drums are almost half to half, and the teenagers who play drums have more human blood than gongs
It was not until he happily reported to his home that the doubts of the demons were dispelled
He asked in unison: You call yourself a businessman in the Demon Realm, do you have any good things to sell to us?
Smiling happily, he picked up a bottle of Hu Su wine and threw it hard under his feet
The wine bottle shattered, and the scent of wine filled the valley, like a handful of invisible hooks, pulling the trolls' noses
Oh ~~ It smells so fragrant!
How could there be such a mellow wine Ah!
Wow, Boss, you are so arrogant! You can’t bear to throw such a precious wine?
Less nonsense, how to sell this wine?
He said happily and arrogantly: You country people like you don’t think they have much money, and you can’t afford to buy this master’s Hu Su wine!
The crowd was angry and raised their fists and shouted, "Don't underestimate people, bid for them before saying that. I smiled happily: This is OK, I don't want to make money from poor people. Do you have any rare things in your family that you cherish, or crystals, mechanical fruits, etc. If I like it, I can make an estimate for wine.
The demons applauded in unison and rushed back to the valley, took the treasures at the bottom of the box, and came to exchange for wine.
Any experienced treasure hunter knows one truth. The more powerful the monster is, the more you like to collect treasures to decorate the cave. For example, there are usually a large amount of gold, silver and treasures in the nest of a giant dragon.
The troll is no exception. After killing the prey, he will collect the props and jewelry carried on the corpse as spoils. If he is lucky, he will also obtain magic props.
Even the bravest treasure hunter dares to break into the troll's nest alone to hunt for treasure
Xinran created a miracle in the industry. He dealt with trolls as a businessman, exchanged Hu Su wine that was worth very much for treasures that others had collected painstakingly. He completed many treasures that were beyond reach by the hunter.
The trolls believe that they have taken advantage of using useless decorations for delicious wine, so they have a bigger likes for Xinran.
He is still good at getting a cheaper one, Mr. Hu Su is extraordinary and kills two birds with one stone
In this way, Xinran quickly sold out all four large barrels of fine wine, and received a lot of bottles and jars that were useless, as well as many ferrous metal ores.
I happily recognized it as a fine gold ore, and I couldn't help but feel happy
The pure gold is hard and is a very precious magic metal. Each piece of weapons and armor made of pure gold is worth a lot of money.
If a truck of wine is exchanged for a piece of pure gold ore, he will earn a lot of money, but he will get most of the truck. If those hunters who are looking for a small piece of pure gold for life and cannot find it for life, they will definitely vomit blood with jealousy.
But Robinson didn't think the black stones were precious, and complained: Dad, those gangsters clearly made us trick! These broken ore valleys can be seen everywhere, they are not valuable at all, and they are so terrible that they are so heavy that they are so scary. What's the point of collecting them?
Xinran didn't even point out the value of pure gold, and said with a smile: Son, you don't know that our business is the main purpose of not making money. Seeing that the products you provide can meet the needs of customers and bring convenience and happiness to their lives is the greatest happiness for businessmen. This is the noble business spirit of our Hu Su family!
Robinson was deeply convinced and said ashamed: What my father said is that the child’s ideological level is not high enough!
Xinran patted his son's shoulder and said: The realm is not high enough, you can slowly improve. These stones are not useless. You can take them home as a pressing stone for pickled pickles.
As he was talking, a group of strong female trolls surrounded by a thin troll with a cane, Robinson whispered to tell Xinran that the old man was Peng Pengpeng, the elder of Ganlin Valley (there was no choice but to speak, the person was called this name... For the whole clan affairs, Peng Pengpeng had the final say. The women behind him were his wives and concubines, and there were more than twenty of them. They looked at the troll elders in surprise and found that this person had a bright look and his eyebrows were full of intelligence. They were far from other foolish trolls. As for the group of strange-shaped female trolls behind him, Xinran glanced at him and looked away disgustedly. He admired the number of wives and concubines of the troll elders, but seriously despised its quality. However, from the perspective of the trolls, those female trolls might be great beauties.
The elder nodded arrogantly and asked: Are you Mr. Hu Su? I have never heard of such a person in the sea of Han.
Smiling, I came from the Kingdom of Silk
The elder snorted: Is the country of silk big or the valley of Ganlin big?
Xinran held back her laughter and said: Of course, Ganlin Valley is bigger
The elder smiled with satisfaction: I don’t think there will be a tribe bigger than Ganlin Valley in the world. Please give me your wine to taste.
Happy to open a bottle of Hu Su wine and hand it to Yelang's arrogant troll elder
The old man tasted it, squinted his eyes and sighed: Good wine, good wine!
Waving his hand to guide his wife and concubine to move all the Hu Su wine in the car back to his cave, untied the worn cloth bag hanging on the head of the stick and handed it to Xinran, saying provocatively: This is the money for the wine, you have collected it
Robinson changed his expression and shouted: Elder, you are too much. This broken thing can’t even be replaced with a bottle of wine!
The troll elder glanced at him coldly and asked Xinran: What do you say?
With a happy smile, I took the cloth bag, gave a deep bow to the troll elder, and said sincerely: The elder's generosity will never be forgotten by me for the rest of my life
The troll elder smiled and said gently: Mr. Hu Su's vision is also unforgettable for me. Please use the Qiankun bag well, it will make your business journey easier
After saying that, shake hands with Xinran and say goodbye and leave
On the way home, Robinson wondered about the bag pieced together with black and white cloth. He could not tell where it was valuable, so he had to ask Xinran for advice.
Happily turned around and said with a smile: You put all the fine gold mines in your car into your bag
Robinson said suspiciously: The bag is so small, at most it can hold two stones.
Having said that, he still obediently stuffed the ore into his bag one by one. Unexpectedly, the inconspicuous cloth bag was a bottomless pit, and there was no sign of filling the ore that was loaded with the cart.
This cloth bag is a magical magic weapon circulated from the Eastern Silk Country. No matter how much it is, it will not be full, and its weight will not increase. Therefore, it is called the "Qiankun Bag". To exaggerately, it is a cloth bag that can only hold the universe and the universe.
Robinson was deeply impressed, and then he understood why the troll elder praised Xinran for his good eyesight.
As a businessman, there is no future without the eyesight to distinguish the value of an item
Since then, Hu Su, a businessman in the Demon World, often went to Ganlin Valley to bring delicious Hu Su wine and other daily necessities to the trolls
After a happy investigation into the situation in Ganlin Valley, I found that the water quality here is very poor. In addition, most of the trolls are not hygienic and generally suffer from oral and skin diseases.
The trolls live in caves in the valley, with stone slabs used as beds and dead grass used as bedding. In summer, mosquitoes rage in the desert, they also suffer deeply.
The trolls are not afraid of bleeding and injury, but are bullied by the small mosquitoes and are helpless because the venom of mosquitoes contains acidic substances and it is difficult to heal once bite into a sore.
I saw it in my eyes, and another idea came to my mind
He decided to start a great reform in Ganlin Valley, bringing the air of civilization to the barbaric and backward troll tribes
To this end, we must start by changing bad living habits, happily imitate the practice of a controversial figure in a major life and death, and name this reform as the New Life Movement. The difference between it and a major figure is that the New Life Movement is not about being a good example, but rather a drastic implementation.
He first went to the exile camp and used Hu Su wine as a reward to hire the exile to process teeth according to the model he provided.
He also used sunflower seeds to extract oil paste, mixed with mint, wine and grass juice and quartz powder (quartz ore can be seen everywhere in the desert) to make Husu brand toothpaste
Toothing tools and toothpaste are of course sold to trolls to prevent oral diseases so as not to smell bad when a mouth is opened.
Xinran also distilled alcohol with wine and grass, mixed mint essence and sunflower essence to make Husu brand perfume
The original intention was to prevent and control mosquito bites, but I didn't expect that the perfume was made too successfully. Before I could sell it to the troll, I was snatched away by Juno, Yulia, Rola and Nana. Even the three sisters of the Royal Walking Bird moved to smell the fragrance and forced them to take out three bottles of Hu Su perfume from Xinran. Every feather I wiped was fragrant.
Happy to go to the troll camp to sell Hu Su toothpaste and Hu Su perfume, which was widely praised. The troll who tried first was not suffering from mosquitoes and toothaches. The rest of the tribe were also encouraged and competed to buy Hu Su series of products, and soon the supply was in short supply.
While happily entrusting the women in the castle to make perfume and toothpaste, they also teach the trolls to bathe with fine sand to keep their body hygienic and avoid skin diseases
Xinran went to Ganlin Valley many times, won the respect of the trolls, and also further penetrated into their life circle and made many friends.
Among them, the troll elder Peng Pengpeng has the deepest friendship. Every time he comes to Ganlin Valley, he has to drink and chat.
On that day, Xinran was sitting under the shade of the tree and drinking and playing chess, suddenly he heard a shrill roar from the depths of the valley. When he looked back, he could not see any beasts invading him.
Curiously asked the elder what monster was roaring
The elder knew that Xinran had great magical powers and thought to himself that maybe Mr. Hu Su could help Ganlin Valley get rid of the disaster... So he took him to the sand pit behind the valley, pointed to the deep pit and said: The monster is in the pit
When Xinran looked down, her disgusting hairs suddenly stood up
The pit was full of wriggling poisonous snakes. A super huge female troll was trapped in the pit. He was tortured by the poisonous snake and let out a painful roar, which made his ears buzz.
The female troll also noticed Xinran, raised her head, stared at her strange eyes as red as a small lantern, and looked at her with a bunch of poisonous snakes on her head, like a snake-haired demon girl in mythology
With the courage to approach the pit, the female troll suddenly stretched out her giant claws, as if she wanted to pull him down and eat him in one bite.
Xinran was so scared that she retracted her head. The female troll roared in disappointment, swung her claws and knocked the hole walls up, and the ground trembled.
Xinran wiped her cold sweat and asked the elder suspiciously: What crime did this female monster commit? Why did she imprison her in a sand pit and be punished by poisonous snakes?
The elder smiled bitterly and said: Her name is "Sha King", which is a nightmare in Ganlin Valley. Everyone has to imprison her here because they are too afraid of her.
Is she... very powerful?
It’s not just amazing, it’s simply crazy! Even if we trolls are a very cruel nation, they are not like that bastard and even their own compatriots!
The troll elder gritted his teeth in hatred
Trolls are a more special subhuman race, and female trolls are stronger than male trolls.
The Sand King is a mixed race between the troll and the overlord (the most greedy and fiercest among the giants and the simplest-minded clan). He is ten times stronger and fiercer than the ordinary female troll, and he is aggressive in nature and often kills his compatriots.
No one in Ganlin Valley is the opponent of the King of Sha. She may not be able to subdue her even if she rushes forward. In order to get rid of her confidant troubles, the trolls had to think that they were the most unfair, and jointly dug this big pit, buried a large number of poisonous snakes, and pushed it into the King of Sha while she was sleeping.
Unexpectedly, she was so powerful that she was bitten by poisonous snakes day and night, and she has not died yet
Those poisonous snakes also seemed to be parasitized in the body of the King of Sha. Using her flesh and blood as food, she would grow a piece of meat.
The King of Sha also uses poisonous snakes as food to form a wonderful symbiotic state
The troll elder was afraid that the Sha King would rush out of the cage one day to take revenge on his tribe members, and he was always unable to kill her, so he asked Xinran for help and asked him to find a way to kill Sha King.
After a brief thought, he suggested that the elder set fire to the King of Sand to death
The elder shook his head and smiled bitterly: I have thought about this method, but no one dared to make a fire
Trolls are naturally afraid of fire, but happy but not afraid. They volunteered to set up a fire for them, telling everyone that they would not have stomachache if they cooked food with a bonfire and then ate it.
Be careful to add firewood to the fire frequently so as not to be extinguished. If they are happy to be away, they will have to eat raw and cold food.
The trolls were taught humbly and learned to burn the fire with pleasure. They asked him to throw the first torch down the sand pit with his own hands, unveiling the battle to slaughter the sand king.
The torch fell on the dry skin of the king of Sha, and it burned quickly
The King of Sand rolled in pain and started to wail in a sarcastic wail.
The trolls were overjoyed and picked up the firewood and threw it down the sand pit, causing the fire to flourish.
The King of Sha was in the sea of fire, and the fire was bright red all over her body, and the poisonous snake was also roasted and desperately drilled deep into her body.
I happily glanced into the sand pit, and saw the sand king standing staggeringly, straightening his back and raising his head and crying with his thick arms high towards the sky. She was so tall that her claws, which were as big as palm-leaf fans, almost touched the edge of the sand pit.
Xinran couldn't help but worry. As long as the King of Sands jumped hard, he could easily climb out of the sand pit.
However, the female troll is not good at jumping. After the sand king's roar, a crisp sound suddenly came from his head. A viper came out of her ears, and half of her body was still in her mind.
The poisonous snake spitted out a fiery red letter and tried to escape from the sea of fire. However, as soon as it touched the fiery fire, its letter really ignited the fire, squeaking and swaggering around the thick neck of the Shawang, dying in pain.
The King of Sha pulled out the snake corpse like he picked his earrings, threw it out of the sand pit, and happened to fall on Xinran's feet.
He was so scared that he turned around and fled the sand pit, found Robinson who was still selling goods, and ran away in a flash.
It's so far away from Ganlin Valley that you can still hear the shrill roar of the King of Sha
Push your hands to your heart and pray that the terrible female troll will quickly get rid of your braids
This is the first time he was scared to almost piss his pants
I happily escaped back to the castle. After closing my eyes for several days, I dreamed of a female troll who was wrapped in a fire snake coming to seek revenge on me. I was so scared that I hurried at home and didn't dare to go out.
Russell and others were curious about his abnormal behavior, and Xinran did not explain, saying that he was not feeling well.
Living in such a leisurely life for several days, the courage to be scared by the King of Sha slowly recovered. He was so calm that he was very moved that he had the idea of going to Ganlin Valley again
So I went out to find Robinson to buy goods, but I saw him sitting in the same place with Xiaojie, holding a book in his hand and chanting loudly.
Xiaojie said something, and Robinson said something
It turns out that Xiaojie is teaching this big boy to read
After listening for a while, I almost laughed so hard that my intestines were knotted.
It turns out that the textbooks used by the two were his young work "Su Datou's Dream Search" and other erotic novels such as "Su Datou's Dream Search" were late at night and people blushed when they read them alone. They recited them seriously and loudly, and you can imagine how laughter you can
Fortunately, there were no outsiders present, otherwise I would have suspected that this was a madhouse
When I thought about it, I suddenly had a good idea and went in and asked Xiaojie where the other book "Dream Search" came from.
Xiaojie proudly told Xinran that he copied another copy and gave it to Robinson as a textbook.
Robinson, translate this book into giant words and teach me how to speak giant language
Happily smiled: Show me the translation of Giant Literature
Xiaojie found a copybook that was slightly thicker than the original version and gave it to Xinran
After reading it quickly, I found that Robinson's translation was a bit verbose, and he understood many words incorrectly. For example, the male protagonist in the book flattered a woman's little feet and gave birth to beautiful things, compared to a three-inch golden lotus. Robinson translated it into a woman's upper with a three-inch golden lotus embroidered on the upper. It was really funny to misunderstand.
Xinran personally re-examined and revised the translation manuscript, and was confident that he could perfectly reproduce the essence of the original work. Then he handed over the translation manuscript to Robinson and asked him and Xiaojie to copy a few more copies, which was of other use.
The two of them took the manuscript and started copying it immediately. It was of course not easy to copy a novel of tens of thousands of words. The two little guys had been busy for three days and copied out ten copies. They found Xinran and complained about their pain, saying that they were tired and could no longer write.
Hu Su, a merchant from the Demon World, brought Robinson and a cart of wine, safely traveled through the troll castle and came to the camp of the exile
Rewarded with fine wine, the Giant Brothers asked some more educated exiles to copy "Dream Search" for him. The Giant Brothers quickly found dozens of former ascetic sects.
All these old monks are masters of history, literature and theology, because they have been practicing in the desert for a long time and are also very familiar with giant literature.
Copying books for Xinran is really useless
But then again, the ascetic priests never get close to women all their lives. Have you ever seen such explicit erotic descriptions? While copying, shaking their heads and praying loudly, each of them blushed with shame, like a group of roosters.
Seeing that they copied it interestingly, the Giant Brothers picked up a manuscript and flipped it out.
When he saw it, he couldn't help but be shocked and asked Xinran in unison: How could it be a giant?
Xinran smiled and said: I want to sell these books to trolls, of course I have to translate them into giant texts.
Big brother Ren patted his head and sighed: Why didn’t Mr. Su say it earlier? Since we are copying giant literature, we brothers can also help Ah!
The four brothers are desert giants, of course they are very proficient in their native language.
Xinran asked him deliberately: Are you a kid able to read?
He and Ren, Dao, servant, can have been together for many days, and their friendship has reached the point of joking and joking with each other.
Ren spat and said hatefully: Bah, don't underestimate people! Tell you the truth, our brothers are also famous scholars among the desert giants~ Xinran was amused by him, and immediately agreed to copy the four brothers together.
Xinran spent the whole day in the Wanderer Camp. Apart from arguing with the Giant Brothers, she just drank, kneaded melon seeds, and taught Robinson to play chess. She lived a very comfortable life
In the blink of an eye, the sky was declining, and everyone had copied nearly three hundred manuscripts, and they were so tired that they couldn't even lift their hands.
Happy to throw away the last handful of melon seed skin, let Xiaojie bring delicious Hu Su wine and delicious sunflower cakes from the truck to comfort everyone
Ren lit a bonfire in the small square. The younger brother, who is the best at hunting, went out for a walk with a huge flint stick and got a buffalo. The people who participated in the copying of "Dream Search" gathered around the bonfire and barbecue and enjoyed wine.
Xinran originally wanted to give them wages, but everyone said that money in this terrible place is useless, so they gave each person a bottle of wine.
Everyone was very happy and said that they would come to them if they had a copying job next time.
After the dinner, Robinson happily asked all the manuscripts to be put on the truck and picked a few to check them out.
The best translation is the Giant Brother
It turns out that monks used some songs when translating erotic descriptions, which were not so straightforward.
Although the Giant Brothers are far less knowledgeable than exiled monks, they have less male roots under their crotch, so they don’t feel ashamed when translating the bed scene. They just translate it directly, but they are more faithful to the original.
When he arrived outside Ganlin Valley, Xinran and Robinson jumped out of the truck and sent Sister Azhu to leave first, beating drums and drums like before, attracting trolls to watch
Now, Hu Su's reputation has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. When the gongs and drums sounded, the residents of Ganlin Valley were moved by the news, and they had already prepared ore for their backs and rushed to exchange with their families.
Without waiting for a happy opening, there was a good thing. The devil came up with a smile and asked: Good night, Mr. Hu Su, what good things are there to open my eyes today?
I went to the truck and found that in addition to the popular and anticipated Hu Su wine, sunflower cakes, Hu Suo toothpaste and perfume, there were also half a cart of books. I didn't know what it was for.
Smile happily, picked up a book and gave it to him
The troll flipped through suspiciously, and as he looked, he straightened his eyes and said, "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
A series of strange screams
The other trolls also curiously came forward to watch, and they were out of control. They kept swallowing and set up a small tent under their crotch.
Some people who couldn't see the reputation and asked their companions in confusion: Hey, hey! What are you looking at? Tell me if you can?
The man was watching it in a daze and said impatiently: Don’t bother me, you can watch Ah yourself!
I can't read...
If you can't read, go learn to get out of the way!
Well~~ bully people...
The unfortunate troll who was ridiculed by his companions walked away sadly
There are five hundred trolls in Ganlin Valley, and only one-third of them can read. However, the 300 giant versions of "Su Datou Chunxiao Dream Search" brought by Xinran was soon sold out. Many illiterate trolls also bought one and read it after learning to read it.
After all, Xinran's trip made a great contribution to improving the cultural level of the troll clan. To say that using erotic novels to literate is more effective than using boring textbooks.
Later historians investigated the adventure life of Paladin Su Xinran and found that mysterious merchants named Hu Su often appeared and sold to various uncivilized nations. Hu Su series of products and a famous erotic novel
This person's business behavior directly affected the civilization process of many ethnic groups.
Under his strong promotion, "Su Datou's Dream Search" was translated into hundreds of words and became popular all over Central China. Even goblins, lizardmen, and ogres regarded this book as an enlightenment reading material.
Over time, Su Xinran, the author of "The Dream Search", became more famous than Su Xinran, who was a Paladin. Will Su Knight himself express the feeling of gaining fame with his last skill?
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