After Xinran broke up with Yulia, she immediately summoned Juno and asked her what materials needed to make a magic bow.
Juno had been listening to the conversation between Xinran and Yulia, knowing that the master was building weapons for the new lover, and said reluctantly: First, there must be steel and beef tendons to process bow tires and bow strings, then bamboo, steel and feathers to make arrows, and finally there must be crystals to add magic power to the bow. The master is very troublesome to create a magic bow, so just make a handful of dealing with the woman.
Xinran smiled and said: No matter how jealous you are, I will turn you into a bow and arrow to Yulia
Juno took a bite on Xinran's hand in anger, leaving two rows of cute tooth marks
Xinran immediately summoned the three sisters of the walking bird, hoping that they would contribute a few feathers to make arrow feathers
Azhu asked in disappointment: Hehe~ Just let us do it for such a small matter? It’s so boring, how many feathers do you want?
Happy to say: One or two hundred pieces
The three sisters discussed it together, and Azhu said: So many feathers cannot be pulled from us alone, otherwise they will become bald birds. There are feathers in the forest, and we can collect them for you.
Xinran smiled and said: If I weren't afraid that you would be unhappy, I would have gone to catch birds and plucked my hair by myself.
Azhu nodded and smiled: You finally became a little conscientious
The three sisters rushed away together and came back soon. Xinran took off their bulging shoulder bags for them and poured them overflowing feathers on the ground, with four or five hundred pieces.
Ask Juno if it's enough
Too enough! Juno said
If you have more surplus, make a few more arrows and leave them for backup
The three sisters of the walking bird could speak when they saw the happy sword, and curiously stretched their necks to see.
The naughty Juno turned into a red male walking bird and leaned over: Three beauties, do you want to have a bird with me?
The three sisters instantly became fossils. After standing for a long time, they screamed in unison, flapping their wings and fled in the desert.
Xinran complained to Juno in anger and funny way: What to do when you scare others, it will be difficult to summon them next time
Juno spread his tongue and smiled: I just can't stand them acting cute and coquettish when they stick to you.
Xinran smiled bitterly: They are walking birds, can't you even eat the vinegar of the birds, right?
Juno said harshly: I'm jealous because your taste is too bad. You want a siren and a centaur. Do you know if you're going to like a walking bird?
As a servant demon, Juno knew that she had no right to interfere with her master's private life, and she could not change her happy nature, so she had to complain and eat jealousy.
After all, she is also a girl, so it would be abnormal if she ignores her lover everywhere.
Xingran didn't feel embarrassed but took pride in his heart, and said with a proud smile: This is called the spirit of fraternity. A silly girl like Juno cannot understand the sentiment of a great man.
Juno muttered to himself: Bad sentiment, you guy, have no moral integrity at all!
Although he was very troubled by Xinran's bad habit of being flirting with her, Juno also understood that the little master in this world was no longer the black angel of the past. Just as no woman could melt Loki's heart with tenderness five hundred years ago, there would be no woman who could tie Xinran under the pomegranate skirt today.
Either 100% abstinence or 100% romanticism. The only personality that has not changed in the past and present is stubbornness.
There is no bamboo in the desert, so Juno used the bamboo skeletons to grind the arrow shaft, which made the performance better.
As for metal materials, there are some in the mechanical tree plantation
Juno listed several mechanical parts necessary to make magic bows, and happily found the Giant Brothers to make some peace, got permission to enter the orchard, and searched for parts as you please
I was eager to pick some advanced mechanical fruits such as TV fruits, radio fruits, etc.
However, I was disappointed that there was no luxury in the plantation that he wanted, but only industrial mechanical fruits such as steel ingots, angles, and wire fruits.
Fortunately, Juno has found all the parts he wants
Juno asked him for another fire crystal stone and three wind crystal stones to synthesize thunder crystal stones and create his own magic bow.
Wandering around happily, I found that workers were pouring a black viscous liquid on the mechanical tree with a stimulating smell. After asking, I realized it was oil.
The effect of oil on mechanical trees is like water on ordinary plants, and it is an indispensable source of life.
Wherever there are mechanical trees, there must be oil wells nearby.
The fertilizers of mechanical trees are also unusual. They are crushed into powder and mixed with oil.
It is said that this fertilizer is very effective and can shorten the fruiting period of mechanical trees by half.
Xinran thought it was quite interesting to plant mechanical trees, and suddenly a question came to mind: I don’t know what kind of fruit the mechanical armor bears.
So I asked an old worker who was born into a religious scholar
Unfortunately, he didn't know either, because there was no Kaishu in the plantation. He happily visited the plantation and thought that Juno should have made a magic bow, so he went back to find her.
When I turned around, I almost bumped into someone
Holding the man's shoulder happily, looking down, it turned out that a little girl less than four feet tall was walking towards her, wearing a yellow prison jacket, brown short hair covering her forehead, and a braid on her head.
The little girl looked up and glanced at Xinran
The moment when the eyes were looking at each other, I couldn't help but be stunned
The little girl's face is red, sweet and cute, but she can't see the innocence of a child in her eyes. Her eyes full of hatred look like the eyes of a poisonous snake
The moment the little girl passed by, she flipped her wrist, showed off her dagger and cut off her shoulder strap, snatched her bag and fled.
From theft to the escape, the action is so skillful that it is amazing
stop
Turn around and chase after him
Just as her finger touched the little girl's collar, she magically disappeared, leaving only a conical sand hole on the ground
What a cunning little thief...
Bent over happily picking up the shoulder bag
A scorpion suddenly popped out of his bag and stabbed him hard on his fingertips.
Xinran screamed and threw away the scorpion, put his finger in his mouth and sucked it
Hell... I'm so dizzy...
Sitting in the shade of the tree with pleasure, poisoned and coma
Hehehe~ What a big fool!
The girl's silver bell-like laughter came from the mechanical tree beside her. She was so stupid that she sucked the scorpion poison with her mouth. She was so impatient to live.
A girl jumped out of the tree cleverly, and it was the little thief who had just stole things
The little girl thief picked up her bag and flipped it over it a few times, smiled with satisfaction, then squatted in front of Xinran, stretched out her finger to test whether he was still breathing.
Hey, you won’t die so soon, right?
The little girl talked to herself in surprise
At this moment, Xinran, who was in a coma, suddenly opened her eyes and grabbed her wrist
Damn it! He pretended to die
The girl's shoulders shook, like a slippery loach slipping away from his armpits
Come back to me!
He shook his hands happily and ejaculated with bleeding thorns, tangling the girl's ankle
Unexpectedly, it was a phantom that entangled
The real body of the female thief escaped to the tree again
Xinran didn't chase him, sat under the tree and looked up at the girl's slender feet, and smiled: Little Sand Spirit, we can't meet each other without fighting. Can you tell me your name?
Sand spirit is a white dwarf who lives in the desert
Dwarfs are a subhuman race unique to Central China. They are only about half of the height of normal people and are divided into two types: black and white.
The black dwarf is ugly in appearance, lives in a deep cave, and is good at making magical crafts and weapons
Although the white dwarf is short, he has a well-proportioned figure and a beautiful facial features. He is naughty and clever. He likes to make fun of people. He also lives in a cave but is more hygienic. His skills are slightly inferior to those of the black dwarf, but he is born with magical abilities.
The white dwarf living in the sand cave is called the sand spirit. He is proficient in sand escape and knows simple transformation techniques.
In the past, many sand spirit tribes lived in the sea of Han. Later, due to the expansion of the giant scorpion kingdom, most of the sand spirits went to a foreign land. Most of the rest were poisoned by the monster hunters and sold to the city as servant demons. Now, wild sand spirits are very rare.
The little girl thief was revealed by Xinran, and couldn't help but be surprised and said cautiously: I'm not fooled by you.
Xinran smiled and said: I am not a magician. Even if I know your name, I will not spell it to harm you.
Xiaosha Jing said: First, tell me why I am not afraid of poisonous scorpions, I will tell you my name
Xinran is a semi-vampire, and his blood contains highly toxicity, so he has a very strong resistance to toxins. Scorpion venom has no effect on him at all.
However, he said nonsense: Tell you a secret: After being stinged by a scorpion, the tip of his tongue will be bitten out of the wound, and the poisonous blood will be excreted from the wound.
The little sand spirit half-believed and half-doubted, bit the tip of his tongue in a cute manner, frowned in pain
Xinran held back her smile and said: You have not been stung by a scorpion, why can't you get along with yourself?
Xiaosha Jing's face turned red and she said hatefully: Don't worry!
After pausing, I said, my name is Nana...
Oh, Nana, my name is
Your name is Su Xinran, you are the new postman, I have known it for a long time. Nana proudly snatches the way
Xinran didn't care and said with a smile: I said Nana, it's okay if you steal my bag, why do you have to stuff a poisonous scorpion in? If I didn't discover it in time, wouldn't I die in vain.
Nana sneered: You will be punished with evil!
He said happily: It's really inexplicable. When did I offend you? As for hating me so much?
He asked himself that he was not a good person, but he had never done any evil things since he came to the Walking Bird Paradise. How could he be so wronged that the evaluation of evil will be retribution.
Nana said angrily: It’s useless to argue! I ask you, are you ill-intentioned at Yulia?
Xinran suddenly realized and said with a smile: It turns out that you are Yulia's flower protector. You misunderstood. I have no ill intentions towards her.
Nana said angrily: The men here are all trying to beat Yulia! I clearly saw you seducing her...
In the square just now, the person who turned into a centaur girl to help Yulia escape danger was Nana
Xinran explained with a smile: I am helping Yulia get rid of the pain of breaking up, and I want to let her be free again
I don't believe you would be so good...
Sha Jing Nana muttered half-believingly
I'm happy to see her being petite and beautiful, and I like her very much
Then he said: If you are happy, you can leave here with Yulia
Sha Jingnana asked in surprise: Can you get me out?
Happily smiled: A small matter
Nana pinched her fingers and calculated again and said in embarrassment: My sentence is still four years. Even if you can help me apply for parole, I will get a deposit in a while.
I asked curiously: Does parole cost money?
Nana said clearly: In addition to intentional homicide and conspiracy to subvert the government, prisoners who commit other crimes can generally apply for parole, on the condition that at least one celebrity gentleman with status or government official is the guarantor, and then pay a deposit of 100 silver dollars for one year in prison. As for other terms, it is just a form of disposal.
Nodded happily and asked with a smile: What crime have you committed, how much deposit do you have to pay, and what is Yulia's situation.
Nana looked at Xinran in surprise, thinking that this guy was not here to be true... So she said: Yulia was injured and died by accident. She was sentenced to five years. I am just the crime of stealing things.
Smilingly said: Pickpocketing will not be sentenced to four years of exile
Nana said deflatedly: Yes, but I was quite unlucky. She was captured when she was "moving" to the Governor's Office of the Sea of Han. The Governor Li was not bad and let me go without saying anything. But I was not convinced. Ah thought I would definitely succeed the second time, so I ran away. Unfortunately, I miscalculated and caught him again!
Happily smiled: I am accustomed to stealing and stealing it to the governor, and I am sentenced to four years as a ruthless person.
Nana patted her knees and sighed: Where, where, there are even more unlucky people behind me! After I was caught for the second time, Governor Li let me go again, saying that I was a child who was ignorant and should give me another chance. He also said a lot of good things. I was very moved when I heard it and swore that I would never steal it again. I would chop up my hands if I stole it again, but after I went out, I was still unwilling to accept it. I thought I had never failed to steal the sea of the Han Dynasty. How could I wash my hands because of a small setback and waste the golden years of my thief's life? So my hands itched again...
Xinran asked with a smile: Was he caught by the Governor again for the third time?
Nana said with a bitter face: That's not! This time he simply sat at home while drinking tea while waiting for me to run into the door... and then said to me, 'Everything is only three. If you steal me three times, then go to exile and go to jail for three years'
Xinranqi said: Why did that turn into four years?
Nana scratched her neck and smiled embarrassedly: After I came, I secretly guarded several times, then escaped from prison, attempted, escaped from prison, and attempted again...
The more I talked, the more angry I became, and my mouth was not clean. My fucking crime was a bit more guilty, and my punishment was a bit more punishment, just like a donkey rolling around!
Xinran couldn't help laughing: If this momentum continues, you are afraid of dying in prison.
Nana sighed depressedly: If that's true, isn't it impossible for me, the number one goddess in the sea of great men, to be out of the world? Originally, I came first by Yulia, and my sentence was much shorter than hers, but Yulia will be released from prison at this time next year, but I don't know when and when will I leave this ghost place!
After saying that, he sighed repeatedly, his little face covered with clouds
Happily smiled: There is no need for years or months, as long as you are willing, you can go out tomorrow
Nana stared at Xinran suspiciously and asked: Are you really willing to save me? Four hundred silver dollars are not a small amount, and you have to find a guarantor
Xinran pointed at the nose and said: I am the guarantor myself. As for the money, I have as much as I want. It's just a small matter of four hundred silver dollars.
Nana looked at him admiringly and sighed: You have both status and wealth, and you are better-looking than girls. Could it be the crown prince?
Xinran shook her head and smiled: You are confused. There is no princess in the Holy Kingdom, but the princess comes from? You will never suspect that I am the prince of the Giant Scorpion Kingdom, right?
Nana held her chin and said with a smirk: I'm confused. If you don't have a tail, you will certainly not be a giant scorpion. But, why did you spend so much money to buy Yulia and me?
Xu Ran asked straightforwardly: What else can men do when buying women?
Nana's eyes suddenly bulged: You...you shouldn't you want us to sleep with you, right?
Xinran smiled and said: Are you quite smart
Nana's face changed rapidly. She was angry at first, but then she became helpless: You have money and status, and there should be no shortage of beautiful women around you. Why bother to come to this ghost place to find flowers and ask about willows
Xinran leaned against the big tree and stretched his waist, saying leisurely: I like to eat eggs, but I don’t like to hold the hen and run around. When I arrive at the sea of Han, I naturally have to taste the fragrance of wild flowers in the desert.
Nana jumped up and cursed in pain: I thought you were a good person, but I didn’t expect you to be as bad as other men!
He shook his finger and corrected: You are wrong, I am much worse than other men. I give you freedom and endless wealth, and what you give is absolute obedience and loyalty
Nana screamed angrily: Why do you think there will be a woman who is so mean to obey you?
He smiled and said with a smile: Because I have money and status, I can give freedom to some women who are destined to be in jail for life. Is there anything more precious than freedom in the world? Absolutely not! It is worth sleeping with a pig for freedom, and then again, I am better than a pig, right?
Nana suppressed her anger and looked for more sharp words to vent her hatred for Xinran: Don't think that it's great if you have a few stinky money! A man like you is simply a worthless social scum, a big villain who is ten thousand times worse than a thief!
I was so amused by the furious little sand spirit that I hugged my arms in front of my chest and smiled: You are right, but you still haven't noticed the kind heart hidden under my evil appearance. Actually, I am a little self-sacrificing.
Self-sacrifice spirit?
Yes, sacrificed the ego and established a standard example of a big bad guy for the world. In this way, the elderly can treat me as a negative example to educate their children and grandchildren, educate them to learn well, seek progress, treat women kindly, uprightly, gentle and politely, and never learn from Su Xinran's bad example. In this way, people's hearts will be upward and the social atmosphere will improve. When I walked on the street and saw that everyone is kind and upright, I would live happily in such a world. I would feel that I am a person who is useful to society, country, nation and all mankind. At this point in life, what else can I ask for? Close my eyes happily and sighed, as if I really have great sentiments.
Nana suffocated with her pink cheeks, her almond eyes widened, and she squeezed out a swear word from her teeth: "Twine Tongtong is shit!"
Xi Ran sighed sadly: You don’t believe me because you can’t imagine how sincere I am now. I hope there are all good people in this world, and the only bad guy is me. You said, do I have a great heart?
Nana sneered: You are the only villain in the world, wouldn’t it be lonely?
He smiled happily and kindly: There is a poem that says, the night gives me black eyes, but I use it to find light, do you know?
Nana said unconvincedly: This means that even if you are in a dirty and sinful environment like the dark night, you should try your best to find the light and what does it have to do with you?
Xinran shook his head and said: Your understanding is wrong. This poem describes a person like me. Although he was born from sin and enjoyed sin, his heart was full of admiration for truth, goodness and beauty. The bad guy was so bad that he would turn his back to the truth and become a vengeance. Although I was too lazy to do good deeds, it was too troublesome but I like kind and lovely people. I hate bad guys like bad guys. In short, it was so bad that I was the only one. Apart from me, I could not tolerate another bad guy in the world.
Nana was stunned when she heard it, she knew that Xinran was all about misleading, but she was very righteous and made people wonder whether he was joking or the truth.
I won't be quarrel with you, Nana stood up and said coldly, I will tell Yulia your true face and advise her not to be fooled by you! After that, she left in disappointment
After Nana left, she happily went to Juno and got the newly produced magical long bow
The bow tire is made of stainless steel, and the tentacles are smooth and cold, much heavier than they look
The bowstring is made of nine strands of cow tendon mixed with mitral silver wire, and the strength is strong enough to shoot the arrow five hundred steps away
I happily stood the bow between my feet, with the upper end flushed with my chest, and tried to pull the bowstring, and used all my strength to barely pull it. I couldn't help but worry about whether Yulia was suitable for such a powerful bow.
The magic bow's quiver is also specially made
There is an artificially synthesized thunder crystal inside, and a micro-energy storage device is installed on each arrow, which is like a battery, drawing energy from the thunder crystal.
Happy to take out a magic arrow full of energy and put it on the string, aiming at the mechanical tree that was a hundred steps away and shooting it out.
The arrow hit the trunk and exploded immediately, blowing the big tree to the roots, and the broken branches and trees fly all over the sky
The trunk of the mechanical tree is half metal and half plant, far stronger than the rock. It was actually shattered by a small magic arrow, and its power is far beyond Xingran's expectations.
He was so happy that he picked up Juno and kissed him hard, and smiled excitedly: My good girl, you can always bring me unexpected surprises!
Juno kissed him back and said with a smile: Don't you think he's stupid now? Bad master, please give me a name for my new work.
Xinran pondered for a moment and said: It's called 'Explosion Bow'!
Juno applauded and said enthusiastically: The master has tried the bow and arrow. Can you tell me the suggestions for improvement?
Xinran shook her head and said with a smile: It's already perfect, there is no need to improve it for the time being. As for the suggestion... I hope you can make a few more burst bows, which can be sold to my dad's arsenal, and it can also be reserved for spare
Juno flattened his mouth and said coquettishly: What is "keep it for backup" Ah, to be honest, isn't it just used to pick up girls? The master, others use gold, silver and jewelry to please women, but you'd rather give weapons specifically! I really don't know if you are unfamiliar with the charm or are independent
Xingran smiled bitterly and said: Why don’t I want to make friends with the ladies who are powerless? But people in the world are all red and pink kings. For them, weapons are far more useful than beautiful clothes for gold and silver jewelry... But Juno Ah, then again, are you hinting that I will give you jewelry clothes?
Juno giggled: You're thinking too much, I'm not that vulgar. I made eleven pieces of the burst bow, and the rest were hidden in my belly, and they were placed with the Fire Dragon Gun.
After saying that, it turned into a magic sword, flew into the sheath and hung the burst bow on his shoulders with joy, and went back to find Yulia
I found the square and found her naked on the mud
A group of prisoners surrounded her, tearing her clothes with all their might
Yulia's eyes were dull and unconscious, struggling weakly
Ren, Dao, servant, the four brothers Neng sat under the shade of the tree and watched the scene listlessly
Xinran shook her head and smiled bitterly, thinking to myself that female centaurs are so fragile?
Why is it really hard to give up on yourself if you are dumped by a man?
Pick a mechanical fruit from the tree, weighed it, and walked towards the four giant brothers first.
Brother Postman, where have you been gone?
The big brother of the giant Ren is the first to say hello
Xinran nodded and said with a smile: There is still something I haven't finished, I said, "Brother, you are quite lively here."
After saying that, his eyes turned to the square
The giant's second child said, hearing what Xinran meant, and laughing: Guys are too tired to work, playing with women is also a kind of entertainment, except for this, they have nothing else to play with! You see, we are poor here, and there is not even a fucking card.
Xinran smiled and said: You can make your own cards, I made a few copies of them, and the illustrations were all drawn by myself, which is definitely better than the ones I bought.
The third giant servant looked at Xinran and said enviously: I didn’t expect you to be a painter. We are all fucking stupid guys! If you are not a fool, you won’t be arrested and sent to jail.
Xinran sat down next to them and asked: I'll come tomorrow, and I'll give you some decks of cards, checkers, chess and other things. Do you need anything else?
Giant little brother Neng was overjoyed when he heard this, patted Xinran's shoulder and smiled: I'm pretty good, it's much better than the old postman in the past, right? Do you have any cards with nude women's illustrations?
Ren gave me a blank look and said angrily: What's the use of giving you a real naked girl!
Never smiled and said: I can exchange it for wine, one pound of wine, it will be enough for me to be comfortable for two days
He pointed at Yulia happily and said: You are a beautiful girl who has a beautiful life here, why bother to read any cards
He said with a slutty back of his head and wondered: Yulia is the most skilled in martial arts among female prisoners. She is never bullied by others. It is rare to accept it like today.
He said happily and asked: The female prisoner was bullied, don’t you care?
Ren replied for his younger brother: I can't help it. The four of us brothers only have eight eyes. Can we control it for a while? As long as they don't escape from prison and don't kill people, as for the rest, we don't have to do anything else. Turn a blind eye to it.
Hearing the words, he laughed: You don’t care, I really want to be more substitute
Ren laughed: Brother, you can see that you are a chivalrous and gentle man, but you don’t have to stand up for a female murderer to offend others. Those exiles are all desperate gangs who kill and set fire!
Xinran said indifferently: Your giants have a big brain and are not responsible. I am not going to stand up for the wrongdoing.
Ren asked in surprise: Then what do you want to do?
Xinran got up and dusted off the dust from her trousers, and smiled and scolded: Damn! You can't tell me that I want to join in the fun. Can you teach those bastards how to play with women?
The four desert giants were dumbfounded, and it was hard to imagine that the happy and friendly smiles hidden a heart that was worse than beasts.
As long as you don’t kill someone, you don’t care, right?
That's right...but...
Benevolence wants to speak but stops
Nothing is impossible. I patted the giant boss on the shoulder and said in his ear, "Tell me the truth, I'm in a fucking unhappy now! How can I feel good? One is to play with women to vent my fire, and the other is to cut off men and bleed. Your brother and the other three good brothers should watch here obediently, don't move, otherwise you are so big, and the probability of being accidentally injured is quite high...
Ren changed his expression, waved his palm and slapped towards Xinran, and shouted angrily: Who are you? How dare you threaten me!
Xinran gently flashed away the veritable Giant Spirit Palm, and showed off the sword medal on her chest, and asked Ren with a grin, "What do you think I look like?"
Saint... Paladin!
Ren was so scared that he fell
The other three giants jumped up in a hurry, blocked their brother, stared at Xinran condescendingly, and shouted: What do you want to do!
Dodge the system and dodge it!
Ren hurriedly pushed away the three brothers, crawled at Xinran's feet, and said with a sarcasm: The villain didn't know that the Paladin had arrived, and he still asked for atonement for his sins.
Happy patting the giant's cheek, he asked in surprise: Brother, are you really a giant? Why do you speak so elegantly
Ren smiled bitterly: I used to be a worker with Governor Li, and I learned a lot of culture from him. We, Lord Li, are also Paladin Ah!
Although benevolence is a sinful body, he still has honor to mention the former Lord.
Xinran nodded and smiled: Only a cultured giant is a real giant, your man has a great future
Ren said with a smile: I will accept your old jiu words, I will invite everyone to come here to please you
I waved my hand happily: No need! I still have official duties, so it is inconvenient to expose my identity.
Ren said frowningly: Having said that, the villain is really worried that those gangsters don’t understand the rules, if they hit you...
Xinran sneered: It's wrong for you to say this. Actually, Ah, I'm different from other paladins. I like to pretend to be a pig and eat tigers. No, I mean I like to "joy with the people". Don't you object, right?
How dare the four giant brothers prevent the Paladin and share the joy with the people and said in unison: Even though the "joy together" is, which bastard is ignorant, I will teach him how hard he is.
Nodded happily and satisfied, and instructed the four brothers: Go and get a bucket of bath water, I have my own use
After saying that, turn around and walk towards the crowd
Juno had been listening to the conversation between Xinran and Yulia, knowing that the master was building weapons for the new lover, and said reluctantly: First, there must be steel and beef tendons to process bow tires and bow strings, then bamboo, steel and feathers to make arrows, and finally there must be crystals to add magic power to the bow. The master is very troublesome to create a magic bow, so just make a handful of dealing with the woman.
Xinran smiled and said: No matter how jealous you are, I will turn you into a bow and arrow to Yulia
Juno took a bite on Xinran's hand in anger, leaving two rows of cute tooth marks
Xinran immediately summoned the three sisters of the walking bird, hoping that they would contribute a few feathers to make arrow feathers
Azhu asked in disappointment: Hehe~ Just let us do it for such a small matter? It’s so boring, how many feathers do you want?
Happy to say: One or two hundred pieces
The three sisters discussed it together, and Azhu said: So many feathers cannot be pulled from us alone, otherwise they will become bald birds. There are feathers in the forest, and we can collect them for you.
Xinran smiled and said: If I weren't afraid that you would be unhappy, I would have gone to catch birds and plucked my hair by myself.
Azhu nodded and smiled: You finally became a little conscientious
The three sisters rushed away together and came back soon. Xinran took off their bulging shoulder bags for them and poured them overflowing feathers on the ground, with four or five hundred pieces.
Ask Juno if it's enough
Too enough! Juno said
If you have more surplus, make a few more arrows and leave them for backup
The three sisters of the walking bird could speak when they saw the happy sword, and curiously stretched their necks to see.
The naughty Juno turned into a red male walking bird and leaned over: Three beauties, do you want to have a bird with me?
The three sisters instantly became fossils. After standing for a long time, they screamed in unison, flapping their wings and fled in the desert.
Xinran complained to Juno in anger and funny way: What to do when you scare others, it will be difficult to summon them next time
Juno spread his tongue and smiled: I just can't stand them acting cute and coquettish when they stick to you.
Xinran smiled bitterly: They are walking birds, can't you even eat the vinegar of the birds, right?
Juno said harshly: I'm jealous because your taste is too bad. You want a siren and a centaur. Do you know if you're going to like a walking bird?
As a servant demon, Juno knew that she had no right to interfere with her master's private life, and she could not change her happy nature, so she had to complain and eat jealousy.
After all, she is also a girl, so it would be abnormal if she ignores her lover everywhere.
Xingran didn't feel embarrassed but took pride in his heart, and said with a proud smile: This is called the spirit of fraternity. A silly girl like Juno cannot understand the sentiment of a great man.
Juno muttered to himself: Bad sentiment, you guy, have no moral integrity at all!
Although he was very troubled by Xinran's bad habit of being flirting with her, Juno also understood that the little master in this world was no longer the black angel of the past. Just as no woman could melt Loki's heart with tenderness five hundred years ago, there would be no woman who could tie Xinran under the pomegranate skirt today.
Either 100% abstinence or 100% romanticism. The only personality that has not changed in the past and present is stubbornness.
There is no bamboo in the desert, so Juno used the bamboo skeletons to grind the arrow shaft, which made the performance better.
As for metal materials, there are some in the mechanical tree plantation
Juno listed several mechanical parts necessary to make magic bows, and happily found the Giant Brothers to make some peace, got permission to enter the orchard, and searched for parts as you please
I was eager to pick some advanced mechanical fruits such as TV fruits, radio fruits, etc.
However, I was disappointed that there was no luxury in the plantation that he wanted, but only industrial mechanical fruits such as steel ingots, angles, and wire fruits.
Fortunately, Juno has found all the parts he wants
Juno asked him for another fire crystal stone and three wind crystal stones to synthesize thunder crystal stones and create his own magic bow.
Wandering around happily, I found that workers were pouring a black viscous liquid on the mechanical tree with a stimulating smell. After asking, I realized it was oil.
The effect of oil on mechanical trees is like water on ordinary plants, and it is an indispensable source of life.
Wherever there are mechanical trees, there must be oil wells nearby.
The fertilizers of mechanical trees are also unusual. They are crushed into powder and mixed with oil.
It is said that this fertilizer is very effective and can shorten the fruiting period of mechanical trees by half.
Xinran thought it was quite interesting to plant mechanical trees, and suddenly a question came to mind: I don’t know what kind of fruit the mechanical armor bears.
So I asked an old worker who was born into a religious scholar
Unfortunately, he didn't know either, because there was no Kaishu in the plantation. He happily visited the plantation and thought that Juno should have made a magic bow, so he went back to find her.
When I turned around, I almost bumped into someone
Holding the man's shoulder happily, looking down, it turned out that a little girl less than four feet tall was walking towards her, wearing a yellow prison jacket, brown short hair covering her forehead, and a braid on her head.
The little girl looked up and glanced at Xinran
The moment when the eyes were looking at each other, I couldn't help but be stunned
The little girl's face is red, sweet and cute, but she can't see the innocence of a child in her eyes. Her eyes full of hatred look like the eyes of a poisonous snake
The moment the little girl passed by, she flipped her wrist, showed off her dagger and cut off her shoulder strap, snatched her bag and fled.
From theft to the escape, the action is so skillful that it is amazing
stop
Turn around and chase after him
Just as her finger touched the little girl's collar, she magically disappeared, leaving only a conical sand hole on the ground
What a cunning little thief...
Bent over happily picking up the shoulder bag
A scorpion suddenly popped out of his bag and stabbed him hard on his fingertips.
Xinran screamed and threw away the scorpion, put his finger in his mouth and sucked it
Hell... I'm so dizzy...
Sitting in the shade of the tree with pleasure, poisoned and coma
Hehehe~ What a big fool!
The girl's silver bell-like laughter came from the mechanical tree beside her. She was so stupid that she sucked the scorpion poison with her mouth. She was so impatient to live.
A girl jumped out of the tree cleverly, and it was the little thief who had just stole things
The little girl thief picked up her bag and flipped it over it a few times, smiled with satisfaction, then squatted in front of Xinran, stretched out her finger to test whether he was still breathing.
Hey, you won’t die so soon, right?
The little girl talked to herself in surprise
At this moment, Xinran, who was in a coma, suddenly opened her eyes and grabbed her wrist
Damn it! He pretended to die
The girl's shoulders shook, like a slippery loach slipping away from his armpits
Come back to me!
He shook his hands happily and ejaculated with bleeding thorns, tangling the girl's ankle
Unexpectedly, it was a phantom that entangled
The real body of the female thief escaped to the tree again
Xinran didn't chase him, sat under the tree and looked up at the girl's slender feet, and smiled: Little Sand Spirit, we can't meet each other without fighting. Can you tell me your name?
Sand spirit is a white dwarf who lives in the desert
Dwarfs are a subhuman race unique to Central China. They are only about half of the height of normal people and are divided into two types: black and white.
The black dwarf is ugly in appearance, lives in a deep cave, and is good at making magical crafts and weapons
Although the white dwarf is short, he has a well-proportioned figure and a beautiful facial features. He is naughty and clever. He likes to make fun of people. He also lives in a cave but is more hygienic. His skills are slightly inferior to those of the black dwarf, but he is born with magical abilities.
The white dwarf living in the sand cave is called the sand spirit. He is proficient in sand escape and knows simple transformation techniques.
In the past, many sand spirit tribes lived in the sea of Han. Later, due to the expansion of the giant scorpion kingdom, most of the sand spirits went to a foreign land. Most of the rest were poisoned by the monster hunters and sold to the city as servant demons. Now, wild sand spirits are very rare.
The little girl thief was revealed by Xinran, and couldn't help but be surprised and said cautiously: I'm not fooled by you.
Xinran smiled and said: I am not a magician. Even if I know your name, I will not spell it to harm you.
Xiaosha Jing said: First, tell me why I am not afraid of poisonous scorpions, I will tell you my name
Xinran is a semi-vampire, and his blood contains highly toxicity, so he has a very strong resistance to toxins. Scorpion venom has no effect on him at all.
However, he said nonsense: Tell you a secret: After being stinged by a scorpion, the tip of his tongue will be bitten out of the wound, and the poisonous blood will be excreted from the wound.
The little sand spirit half-believed and half-doubted, bit the tip of his tongue in a cute manner, frowned in pain
Xinran held back her smile and said: You have not been stung by a scorpion, why can't you get along with yourself?
Xiaosha Jing's face turned red and she said hatefully: Don't worry!
After pausing, I said, my name is Nana...
Oh, Nana, my name is
Your name is Su Xinran, you are the new postman, I have known it for a long time. Nana proudly snatches the way
Xinran didn't care and said with a smile: I said Nana, it's okay if you steal my bag, why do you have to stuff a poisonous scorpion in? If I didn't discover it in time, wouldn't I die in vain.
Nana sneered: You will be punished with evil!
He said happily: It's really inexplicable. When did I offend you? As for hating me so much?
He asked himself that he was not a good person, but he had never done any evil things since he came to the Walking Bird Paradise. How could he be so wronged that the evaluation of evil will be retribution.
Nana said angrily: It’s useless to argue! I ask you, are you ill-intentioned at Yulia?
Xinran suddenly realized and said with a smile: It turns out that you are Yulia's flower protector. You misunderstood. I have no ill intentions towards her.
Nana said angrily: The men here are all trying to beat Yulia! I clearly saw you seducing her...
In the square just now, the person who turned into a centaur girl to help Yulia escape danger was Nana
Xinran explained with a smile: I am helping Yulia get rid of the pain of breaking up, and I want to let her be free again
I don't believe you would be so good...
Sha Jing Nana muttered half-believingly
I'm happy to see her being petite and beautiful, and I like her very much
Then he said: If you are happy, you can leave here with Yulia
Sha Jingnana asked in surprise: Can you get me out?
Happily smiled: A small matter
Nana pinched her fingers and calculated again and said in embarrassment: My sentence is still four years. Even if you can help me apply for parole, I will get a deposit in a while.
I asked curiously: Does parole cost money?
Nana said clearly: In addition to intentional homicide and conspiracy to subvert the government, prisoners who commit other crimes can generally apply for parole, on the condition that at least one celebrity gentleman with status or government official is the guarantor, and then pay a deposit of 100 silver dollars for one year in prison. As for other terms, it is just a form of disposal.
Nodded happily and asked with a smile: What crime have you committed, how much deposit do you have to pay, and what is Yulia's situation.
Nana looked at Xinran in surprise, thinking that this guy was not here to be true... So she said: Yulia was injured and died by accident. She was sentenced to five years. I am just the crime of stealing things.
Smilingly said: Pickpocketing will not be sentenced to four years of exile
Nana said deflatedly: Yes, but I was quite unlucky. She was captured when she was "moving" to the Governor's Office of the Sea of Han. The Governor Li was not bad and let me go without saying anything. But I was not convinced. Ah thought I would definitely succeed the second time, so I ran away. Unfortunately, I miscalculated and caught him again!
Happily smiled: I am accustomed to stealing and stealing it to the governor, and I am sentenced to four years as a ruthless person.
Nana patted her knees and sighed: Where, where, there are even more unlucky people behind me! After I was caught for the second time, Governor Li let me go again, saying that I was a child who was ignorant and should give me another chance. He also said a lot of good things. I was very moved when I heard it and swore that I would never steal it again. I would chop up my hands if I stole it again, but after I went out, I was still unwilling to accept it. I thought I had never failed to steal the sea of the Han Dynasty. How could I wash my hands because of a small setback and waste the golden years of my thief's life? So my hands itched again...
Xinran asked with a smile: Was he caught by the Governor again for the third time?
Nana said with a bitter face: That's not! This time he simply sat at home while drinking tea while waiting for me to run into the door... and then said to me, 'Everything is only three. If you steal me three times, then go to exile and go to jail for three years'
Xinranqi said: Why did that turn into four years?
Nana scratched her neck and smiled embarrassedly: After I came, I secretly guarded several times, then escaped from prison, attempted, escaped from prison, and attempted again...
The more I talked, the more angry I became, and my mouth was not clean. My fucking crime was a bit more guilty, and my punishment was a bit more punishment, just like a donkey rolling around!
Xinran couldn't help laughing: If this momentum continues, you are afraid of dying in prison.
Nana sighed depressedly: If that's true, isn't it impossible for me, the number one goddess in the sea of great men, to be out of the world? Originally, I came first by Yulia, and my sentence was much shorter than hers, but Yulia will be released from prison at this time next year, but I don't know when and when will I leave this ghost place!
After saying that, he sighed repeatedly, his little face covered with clouds
Happily smiled: There is no need for years or months, as long as you are willing, you can go out tomorrow
Nana stared at Xinran suspiciously and asked: Are you really willing to save me? Four hundred silver dollars are not a small amount, and you have to find a guarantor
Xinran pointed at the nose and said: I am the guarantor myself. As for the money, I have as much as I want. It's just a small matter of four hundred silver dollars.
Nana looked at him admiringly and sighed: You have both status and wealth, and you are better-looking than girls. Could it be the crown prince?
Xinran shook her head and smiled: You are confused. There is no princess in the Holy Kingdom, but the princess comes from? You will never suspect that I am the prince of the Giant Scorpion Kingdom, right?
Nana held her chin and said with a smirk: I'm confused. If you don't have a tail, you will certainly not be a giant scorpion. But, why did you spend so much money to buy Yulia and me?
Xu Ran asked straightforwardly: What else can men do when buying women?
Nana's eyes suddenly bulged: You...you shouldn't you want us to sleep with you, right?
Xinran smiled and said: Are you quite smart
Nana's face changed rapidly. She was angry at first, but then she became helpless: You have money and status, and there should be no shortage of beautiful women around you. Why bother to come to this ghost place to find flowers and ask about willows
Xinran leaned against the big tree and stretched his waist, saying leisurely: I like to eat eggs, but I don’t like to hold the hen and run around. When I arrive at the sea of Han, I naturally have to taste the fragrance of wild flowers in the desert.
Nana jumped up and cursed in pain: I thought you were a good person, but I didn’t expect you to be as bad as other men!
He shook his finger and corrected: You are wrong, I am much worse than other men. I give you freedom and endless wealth, and what you give is absolute obedience and loyalty
Nana screamed angrily: Why do you think there will be a woman who is so mean to obey you?
He smiled and said with a smile: Because I have money and status, I can give freedom to some women who are destined to be in jail for life. Is there anything more precious than freedom in the world? Absolutely not! It is worth sleeping with a pig for freedom, and then again, I am better than a pig, right?
Nana suppressed her anger and looked for more sharp words to vent her hatred for Xinran: Don't think that it's great if you have a few stinky money! A man like you is simply a worthless social scum, a big villain who is ten thousand times worse than a thief!
I was so amused by the furious little sand spirit that I hugged my arms in front of my chest and smiled: You are right, but you still haven't noticed the kind heart hidden under my evil appearance. Actually, I am a little self-sacrificing.
Self-sacrifice spirit?
Yes, sacrificed the ego and established a standard example of a big bad guy for the world. In this way, the elderly can treat me as a negative example to educate their children and grandchildren, educate them to learn well, seek progress, treat women kindly, uprightly, gentle and politely, and never learn from Su Xinran's bad example. In this way, people's hearts will be upward and the social atmosphere will improve. When I walked on the street and saw that everyone is kind and upright, I would live happily in such a world. I would feel that I am a person who is useful to society, country, nation and all mankind. At this point in life, what else can I ask for? Close my eyes happily and sighed, as if I really have great sentiments.
Nana suffocated with her pink cheeks, her almond eyes widened, and she squeezed out a swear word from her teeth: "Twine Tongtong is shit!"
Xi Ran sighed sadly: You don’t believe me because you can’t imagine how sincere I am now. I hope there are all good people in this world, and the only bad guy is me. You said, do I have a great heart?
Nana sneered: You are the only villain in the world, wouldn’t it be lonely?
He smiled happily and kindly: There is a poem that says, the night gives me black eyes, but I use it to find light, do you know?
Nana said unconvincedly: This means that even if you are in a dirty and sinful environment like the dark night, you should try your best to find the light and what does it have to do with you?
Xinran shook his head and said: Your understanding is wrong. This poem describes a person like me. Although he was born from sin and enjoyed sin, his heart was full of admiration for truth, goodness and beauty. The bad guy was so bad that he would turn his back to the truth and become a vengeance. Although I was too lazy to do good deeds, it was too troublesome but I like kind and lovely people. I hate bad guys like bad guys. In short, it was so bad that I was the only one. Apart from me, I could not tolerate another bad guy in the world.
Nana was stunned when she heard it, she knew that Xinran was all about misleading, but she was very righteous and made people wonder whether he was joking or the truth.
I won't be quarrel with you, Nana stood up and said coldly, I will tell Yulia your true face and advise her not to be fooled by you! After that, she left in disappointment
After Nana left, she happily went to Juno and got the newly produced magical long bow
The bow tire is made of stainless steel, and the tentacles are smooth and cold, much heavier than they look
The bowstring is made of nine strands of cow tendon mixed with mitral silver wire, and the strength is strong enough to shoot the arrow five hundred steps away
I happily stood the bow between my feet, with the upper end flushed with my chest, and tried to pull the bowstring, and used all my strength to barely pull it. I couldn't help but worry about whether Yulia was suitable for such a powerful bow.
The magic bow's quiver is also specially made
There is an artificially synthesized thunder crystal inside, and a micro-energy storage device is installed on each arrow, which is like a battery, drawing energy from the thunder crystal.
Happy to take out a magic arrow full of energy and put it on the string, aiming at the mechanical tree that was a hundred steps away and shooting it out.
The arrow hit the trunk and exploded immediately, blowing the big tree to the roots, and the broken branches and trees fly all over the sky
The trunk of the mechanical tree is half metal and half plant, far stronger than the rock. It was actually shattered by a small magic arrow, and its power is far beyond Xingran's expectations.
He was so happy that he picked up Juno and kissed him hard, and smiled excitedly: My good girl, you can always bring me unexpected surprises!
Juno kissed him back and said with a smile: Don't you think he's stupid now? Bad master, please give me a name for my new work.
Xinran pondered for a moment and said: It's called 'Explosion Bow'!
Juno applauded and said enthusiastically: The master has tried the bow and arrow. Can you tell me the suggestions for improvement?
Xinran shook her head and said with a smile: It's already perfect, there is no need to improve it for the time being. As for the suggestion... I hope you can make a few more burst bows, which can be sold to my dad's arsenal, and it can also be reserved for spare
Juno flattened his mouth and said coquettishly: What is "keep it for backup" Ah, to be honest, isn't it just used to pick up girls? The master, others use gold, silver and jewelry to please women, but you'd rather give weapons specifically! I really don't know if you are unfamiliar with the charm or are independent
Xingran smiled bitterly and said: Why don’t I want to make friends with the ladies who are powerless? But people in the world are all red and pink kings. For them, weapons are far more useful than beautiful clothes for gold and silver jewelry... But Juno Ah, then again, are you hinting that I will give you jewelry clothes?
Juno giggled: You're thinking too much, I'm not that vulgar. I made eleven pieces of the burst bow, and the rest were hidden in my belly, and they were placed with the Fire Dragon Gun.
After saying that, it turned into a magic sword, flew into the sheath and hung the burst bow on his shoulders with joy, and went back to find Yulia
I found the square and found her naked on the mud
A group of prisoners surrounded her, tearing her clothes with all their might
Yulia's eyes were dull and unconscious, struggling weakly
Ren, Dao, servant, the four brothers Neng sat under the shade of the tree and watched the scene listlessly
Xinran shook her head and smiled bitterly, thinking to myself that female centaurs are so fragile?
Why is it really hard to give up on yourself if you are dumped by a man?
Pick a mechanical fruit from the tree, weighed it, and walked towards the four giant brothers first.
Brother Postman, where have you been gone?
The big brother of the giant Ren is the first to say hello
Xinran nodded and said with a smile: There is still something I haven't finished, I said, "Brother, you are quite lively here."
After saying that, his eyes turned to the square
The giant's second child said, hearing what Xinran meant, and laughing: Guys are too tired to work, playing with women is also a kind of entertainment, except for this, they have nothing else to play with! You see, we are poor here, and there is not even a fucking card.
Xinran smiled and said: You can make your own cards, I made a few copies of them, and the illustrations were all drawn by myself, which is definitely better than the ones I bought.
The third giant servant looked at Xinran and said enviously: I didn’t expect you to be a painter. We are all fucking stupid guys! If you are not a fool, you won’t be arrested and sent to jail.
Xinran sat down next to them and asked: I'll come tomorrow, and I'll give you some decks of cards, checkers, chess and other things. Do you need anything else?
Giant little brother Neng was overjoyed when he heard this, patted Xinran's shoulder and smiled: I'm pretty good, it's much better than the old postman in the past, right? Do you have any cards with nude women's illustrations?
Ren gave me a blank look and said angrily: What's the use of giving you a real naked girl!
Never smiled and said: I can exchange it for wine, one pound of wine, it will be enough for me to be comfortable for two days
He pointed at Yulia happily and said: You are a beautiful girl who has a beautiful life here, why bother to read any cards
He said with a slutty back of his head and wondered: Yulia is the most skilled in martial arts among female prisoners. She is never bullied by others. It is rare to accept it like today.
He said happily and asked: The female prisoner was bullied, don’t you care?
Ren replied for his younger brother: I can't help it. The four of us brothers only have eight eyes. Can we control it for a while? As long as they don't escape from prison and don't kill people, as for the rest, we don't have to do anything else. Turn a blind eye to it.
Hearing the words, he laughed: You don’t care, I really want to be more substitute
Ren laughed: Brother, you can see that you are a chivalrous and gentle man, but you don’t have to stand up for a female murderer to offend others. Those exiles are all desperate gangs who kill and set fire!
Xinran said indifferently: Your giants have a big brain and are not responsible. I am not going to stand up for the wrongdoing.
Ren asked in surprise: Then what do you want to do?
Xinran got up and dusted off the dust from her trousers, and smiled and scolded: Damn! You can't tell me that I want to join in the fun. Can you teach those bastards how to play with women?
The four desert giants were dumbfounded, and it was hard to imagine that the happy and friendly smiles hidden a heart that was worse than beasts.
As long as you don’t kill someone, you don’t care, right?
That's right...but...
Benevolence wants to speak but stops
Nothing is impossible. I patted the giant boss on the shoulder and said in his ear, "Tell me the truth, I'm in a fucking unhappy now! How can I feel good? One is to play with women to vent my fire, and the other is to cut off men and bleed. Your brother and the other three good brothers should watch here obediently, don't move, otherwise you are so big, and the probability of being accidentally injured is quite high...
Ren changed his expression, waved his palm and slapped towards Xinran, and shouted angrily: Who are you? How dare you threaten me!
Xinran gently flashed away the veritable Giant Spirit Palm, and showed off the sword medal on her chest, and asked Ren with a grin, "What do you think I look like?"
Saint... Paladin!
Ren was so scared that he fell
The other three giants jumped up in a hurry, blocked their brother, stared at Xinran condescendingly, and shouted: What do you want to do!
Dodge the system and dodge it!
Ren hurriedly pushed away the three brothers, crawled at Xinran's feet, and said with a sarcasm: The villain didn't know that the Paladin had arrived, and he still asked for atonement for his sins.
Happy patting the giant's cheek, he asked in surprise: Brother, are you really a giant? Why do you speak so elegantly
Ren smiled bitterly: I used to be a worker with Governor Li, and I learned a lot of culture from him. We, Lord Li, are also Paladin Ah!
Although benevolence is a sinful body, he still has honor to mention the former Lord.
Xinran nodded and smiled: Only a cultured giant is a real giant, your man has a great future
Ren said with a smile: I will accept your old jiu words, I will invite everyone to come here to please you
I waved my hand happily: No need! I still have official duties, so it is inconvenient to expose my identity.
Ren said frowningly: Having said that, the villain is really worried that those gangsters don’t understand the rules, if they hit you...
Xinran sneered: It's wrong for you to say this. Actually, Ah, I'm different from other paladins. I like to pretend to be a pig and eat tigers. No, I mean I like to "joy with the people". Don't you object, right?
How dare the four giant brothers prevent the Paladin and share the joy with the people and said in unison: Even though the "joy together" is, which bastard is ignorant, I will teach him how hard he is.
Nodded happily and satisfied, and instructed the four brothers: Go and get a bucket of bath water, I have my own use
After saying that, turn around and walk towards the crowd
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