Go back, be careful of the walls. This is a secret technique for the family. It is passed down by men but not women but not outside! The second uncle's face suddenly changed again, and he walked towards the house as if he was mysterious.
Mo Shaohong was stunned. This was his second uncle. If he went to the entertainment industry, the Oscar Little Golden Man would probably have won several Oscars.
Close the door and lock it. After turning on the light and sitting down, the second uncle carefully took out a black corduroy package from the shabby large wardrobe in the house. The package was peeled off layer after layer. Mo Shaohong's eyes were sore. Finally, when he was peeling the sixth floor, he saw a yellowed booklet. There were four seal characters written on the booklet. Mo Shaohong approached and looked carefully for a long time before he recognized it.
Female Heart Sutra?
Uncle Second slammed a chestnut on Mo Shaohong's forehead and whispered: Speak quietly, you'll be a spoiled child!
Mo Shaohong curled his lips and said nothing. He stared at the books carefully and felt a damp and moldy smell. He wrinkled his nose and said: Second Uncle, is this book the toilet paper that you used to wipe your butt when you squat in the pit? And it's inferior!
The second uncle was so angry that he almost turned his back on his back and scolded: Kneel down and listen to the training!
Mo Shaohong knelt down, and the second uncle took a deep breath before saying: Don’t you want to listen to the conditions? Listen carefully.
Mo Shaohong looked at his second uncle and wanted to know what his second uncle's conditions were.
First: No flaunting after practicing, second: no harm to villagers, third: no till the capital, fourth: no marriage before stopping. Second uncle said seriously, without any joking.
Mo Shaohong still felt that the first three items were acceptable, but he couldn't accept the last one. Could this be the reason why Uncle Second has not been married for many years?
The second uncle is all old and it doesn't matter if he doesn't get married, but he is still a young man who doesn't get rid of the hat of a department-level cadre. This pit must not be broken.
What is this breaking the rules? Why can’t we get married?
This is a curse. If you practice the Heart Sutra of Women, you cannot get married. Once you get married, your whole body will become ulcerated and suppurated, and you will die in seven days. After saying this, the second uncle showed an extremely despicable smile and said: Not being able to get married does not mean you cannot have sex, so you understand!
Mo Shaohong secretly breathed a sigh of relief and thought to himself, but he asked back: Who made the curse? Who told you? How did it work like it is really!
You don't need to know these now. I can only say that this is a legend from my ancestors. I don't know exactly whether that kind of thing will happen. I have said everything. Do you like to listen to it? If you really do not blame me for not explaining it clearly to you! The second uncle didn't even breathe a lot, which made Mo Shaohong panic.
It would be better to be careful if you believe it or not.
Except for this last item, nothing else matters, right? Mo Shaohong raised his eyebrows and looked at his second uncle and said, "Grandma, have you practiced such a terrifying thing, don't you show off your hair?"
Of course, you can do it without harming the villagers. After all, you have a good character. As for whether to go to the capital or not, your legs are on your body. Who can stop him from leaving?
Once a violation is violated, it will be severely punished. If it is serious, it will be killed without mercy! The second uncle has a cold tone and his eyes are fierce, just like an ancient general.
Mo Shaohong curled his lips and asked: What a serious matter, who will kill me if I violated it? Could it be that I killed myself, right?
No, hehe, I am the only direct descendant of the Female Heart Sutra, so of course I will kill you! The second uncle looked at Mo Shaohong with great pride, showing the unique vulgar smile of the middle-aged uncle
Mo Shaohong nodded and continued to ask: Second Uncle, when will you die?
The second uncle fell from the kang with a bang and almost got his chest muscles infarction. He slapped Mo Shaohong in the back of the head and said: I can't die, kneel down. From now on, I will only say it once. You can remember as much as you can. If you can't remember, you will have nothing to do with me if you can't learn it!
Mo Shaohong immediately cheered up and stopped joking. He watched his second uncle seriously wait for him to teach the cultivation method.
The second uncle smiled when he saw Mo Shaohong like this, and gently sighed. His fingers were spitting in his mouth. Then he carefully opened the book and said: The girl’s Heart Sutra is divided into six layers, such as looking, hearing, asking, cutting, seducing, seducing, and capturing the soul. The content is complicated and involves traditional Chinese medicine, national arts, Zhouyi, etc. I will teach you a layer of the word "Wang" first. After mastering the word "Wang", then proceed step by step. Don’t be eager for quick success and instant benefits!
Cough, Uncle Second, have you seen too many Smiling and Proud Wanderer? Why are you still very literary? Are you sure you are not holding Sunflower Book or something in your hand?
The second uncle gave Mo Shaohong another chestnut and continued: The word "look" is the simplest and easiest to master. The ancients said that the eyes are the window of the soul, and the organ that first feels beauty is also the eyes. Looking at the beautiful mountains and rivers, looking at the rolling clouds and the sunrise and sunset, these are all hopes, but we only look at women, beautiful women.
Mo Shaohong frowned, no longer refuted, listened carefully to his second uncle's words
Looking at the woman's internal and external, looking at the outside, head, chest, waist, legs, yin, feet, temperament, looking at the internal organs, qi, blood, bones, and head... Uncle Er said it quickly, and he didn't repeat it for the second time, and Mo Shaohong didn't ask in detail
An hour later, Uncle Er finally closed the small yellow booklet, then picked up the enamel jar with a piece of patent leather and took a sip of it. He asked: After saying the key points of the word "Wang", how many do you remember?
Only remember one word for looking! Mo Shaohong grinned, revealing a row of big white teeth, and looked at his second uncle with a smile. In fact, he had already recorded most of them
Puff! The second uncle almost swears Mo Shaohong and snors coldly, saying: I will only say it once, I will not repeat it again! Then he shows a pair of old men and women, who are masters of the sect, no reason to say it again and again
He was waiting for Mo Shaohong to say something to ask Uncle Second, and then Mo Shaohong patted his butt and laughed: It's nothing, I recorded it all, and then he shamelessly shook the phone in his hand, and then muttered: This Mandarin needs to be improved!
Uncle II fell again, he was really defeated by this unfilial descendant
That night, Mo Shaohong slept very well. All the voices of his second uncle were lingering in his head. When he woke up in the morning, he recalled them all and remembered them all. Humph, with the Heart Sutra of Women, I am still afraid that there will be no women? Mo Shaohong thought of Chen Jie again. Although his heart hurts, he is more hatred. He really wants Chen Jie to fall under his crotch and ravage the woman's big breasts one day.
Today is Friday, are you going to Apple base to report? Uncle Er’s voice sounded outside the door. Uncle Er had already gotten up and was playing some unstandard looking Tai Chi outside the house.
Well, I won’t go home for lunch! Mo Shaohong came to his senses and was about to go out after washing up, but he was stopped by his second uncle. He took out two thick notebooks from the house and threw them to Mo Shaohong and said: Take a closer look, when you understand the word "Wang" method, you will basically master it!
Mo Shaohong took it and opened it. One book recorded all the ancient poems and lyrics that describe the appearance of a beautiful woman. Another book consists of bones, qi, blood, acupoints, explanations and hand-drawn drawings. Mo Shaohong put it into his backpack and frowned and asked: Second uncle, my aunt Zhuang said I still have a baby kiss, is it true?
The second uncle was about to play the jungle and split the mane when he heard this and nodded and said: This was decided when your father was still here, what's wrong?
But I have learned to appreciate the Heart Sutra of Women and cannot get married! Mo Shaohong asked, was the last curse really made up by Uncle Er?
What era is this still curse
Let's take a look first, if you have any good things, then prepare. Uncle Second said slowly
Mo Shaohong thought about it again and said, "It's true, let's talk about it if it's not good." He nodded and rode his second uncle's ragged 125 motorcycle out.
But as soon as I turned over my own alley, I saw a girl in pink sportswear standing beneath the big locust tree at the entrance of the village.
Mo Shaohong was stunned. This was his second uncle. If he went to the entertainment industry, the Oscar Little Golden Man would probably have won several Oscars.
Close the door and lock it. After turning on the light and sitting down, the second uncle carefully took out a black corduroy package from the shabby large wardrobe in the house. The package was peeled off layer after layer. Mo Shaohong's eyes were sore. Finally, when he was peeling the sixth floor, he saw a yellowed booklet. There were four seal characters written on the booklet. Mo Shaohong approached and looked carefully for a long time before he recognized it.
Female Heart Sutra?
Uncle Second slammed a chestnut on Mo Shaohong's forehead and whispered: Speak quietly, you'll be a spoiled child!
Mo Shaohong curled his lips and said nothing. He stared at the books carefully and felt a damp and moldy smell. He wrinkled his nose and said: Second Uncle, is this book the toilet paper that you used to wipe your butt when you squat in the pit? And it's inferior!
The second uncle was so angry that he almost turned his back on his back and scolded: Kneel down and listen to the training!
Mo Shaohong knelt down, and the second uncle took a deep breath before saying: Don’t you want to listen to the conditions? Listen carefully.
Mo Shaohong looked at his second uncle and wanted to know what his second uncle's conditions were.
First: No flaunting after practicing, second: no harm to villagers, third: no till the capital, fourth: no marriage before stopping. Second uncle said seriously, without any joking.
Mo Shaohong still felt that the first three items were acceptable, but he couldn't accept the last one. Could this be the reason why Uncle Second has not been married for many years?
The second uncle is all old and it doesn't matter if he doesn't get married, but he is still a young man who doesn't get rid of the hat of a department-level cadre. This pit must not be broken.
What is this breaking the rules? Why can’t we get married?
This is a curse. If you practice the Heart Sutra of Women, you cannot get married. Once you get married, your whole body will become ulcerated and suppurated, and you will die in seven days. After saying this, the second uncle showed an extremely despicable smile and said: Not being able to get married does not mean you cannot have sex, so you understand!
Mo Shaohong secretly breathed a sigh of relief and thought to himself, but he asked back: Who made the curse? Who told you? How did it work like it is really!
You don't need to know these now. I can only say that this is a legend from my ancestors. I don't know exactly whether that kind of thing will happen. I have said everything. Do you like to listen to it? If you really do not blame me for not explaining it clearly to you! The second uncle didn't even breathe a lot, which made Mo Shaohong panic.
It would be better to be careful if you believe it or not.
Except for this last item, nothing else matters, right? Mo Shaohong raised his eyebrows and looked at his second uncle and said, "Grandma, have you practiced such a terrifying thing, don't you show off your hair?"
Of course, you can do it without harming the villagers. After all, you have a good character. As for whether to go to the capital or not, your legs are on your body. Who can stop him from leaving?
Once a violation is violated, it will be severely punished. If it is serious, it will be killed without mercy! The second uncle has a cold tone and his eyes are fierce, just like an ancient general.
Mo Shaohong curled his lips and asked: What a serious matter, who will kill me if I violated it? Could it be that I killed myself, right?
No, hehe, I am the only direct descendant of the Female Heart Sutra, so of course I will kill you! The second uncle looked at Mo Shaohong with great pride, showing the unique vulgar smile of the middle-aged uncle
Mo Shaohong nodded and continued to ask: Second Uncle, when will you die?
The second uncle fell from the kang with a bang and almost got his chest muscles infarction. He slapped Mo Shaohong in the back of the head and said: I can't die, kneel down. From now on, I will only say it once. You can remember as much as you can. If you can't remember, you will have nothing to do with me if you can't learn it!
Mo Shaohong immediately cheered up and stopped joking. He watched his second uncle seriously wait for him to teach the cultivation method.
The second uncle smiled when he saw Mo Shaohong like this, and gently sighed. His fingers were spitting in his mouth. Then he carefully opened the book and said: The girl’s Heart Sutra is divided into six layers, such as looking, hearing, asking, cutting, seducing, seducing, and capturing the soul. The content is complicated and involves traditional Chinese medicine, national arts, Zhouyi, etc. I will teach you a layer of the word "Wang" first. After mastering the word "Wang", then proceed step by step. Don’t be eager for quick success and instant benefits!
Cough, Uncle Second, have you seen too many Smiling and Proud Wanderer? Why are you still very literary? Are you sure you are not holding Sunflower Book or something in your hand?
The second uncle gave Mo Shaohong another chestnut and continued: The word "look" is the simplest and easiest to master. The ancients said that the eyes are the window of the soul, and the organ that first feels beauty is also the eyes. Looking at the beautiful mountains and rivers, looking at the rolling clouds and the sunrise and sunset, these are all hopes, but we only look at women, beautiful women.
Mo Shaohong frowned, no longer refuted, listened carefully to his second uncle's words
Looking at the woman's internal and external, looking at the outside, head, chest, waist, legs, yin, feet, temperament, looking at the internal organs, qi, blood, bones, and head... Uncle Er said it quickly, and he didn't repeat it for the second time, and Mo Shaohong didn't ask in detail
An hour later, Uncle Er finally closed the small yellow booklet, then picked up the enamel jar with a piece of patent leather and took a sip of it. He asked: After saying the key points of the word "Wang", how many do you remember?
Only remember one word for looking! Mo Shaohong grinned, revealing a row of big white teeth, and looked at his second uncle with a smile. In fact, he had already recorded most of them
Puff! The second uncle almost swears Mo Shaohong and snors coldly, saying: I will only say it once, I will not repeat it again! Then he shows a pair of old men and women, who are masters of the sect, no reason to say it again and again
He was waiting for Mo Shaohong to say something to ask Uncle Second, and then Mo Shaohong patted his butt and laughed: It's nothing, I recorded it all, and then he shamelessly shook the phone in his hand, and then muttered: This Mandarin needs to be improved!
Uncle II fell again, he was really defeated by this unfilial descendant
That night, Mo Shaohong slept very well. All the voices of his second uncle were lingering in his head. When he woke up in the morning, he recalled them all and remembered them all. Humph, with the Heart Sutra of Women, I am still afraid that there will be no women? Mo Shaohong thought of Chen Jie again. Although his heart hurts, he is more hatred. He really wants Chen Jie to fall under his crotch and ravage the woman's big breasts one day.
Today is Friday, are you going to Apple base to report? Uncle Er’s voice sounded outside the door. Uncle Er had already gotten up and was playing some unstandard looking Tai Chi outside the house.
Well, I won’t go home for lunch! Mo Shaohong came to his senses and was about to go out after washing up, but he was stopped by his second uncle. He took out two thick notebooks from the house and threw them to Mo Shaohong and said: Take a closer look, when you understand the word "Wang" method, you will basically master it!
Mo Shaohong took it and opened it. One book recorded all the ancient poems and lyrics that describe the appearance of a beautiful woman. Another book consists of bones, qi, blood, acupoints, explanations and hand-drawn drawings. Mo Shaohong put it into his backpack and frowned and asked: Second uncle, my aunt Zhuang said I still have a baby kiss, is it true?
The second uncle was about to play the jungle and split the mane when he heard this and nodded and said: This was decided when your father was still here, what's wrong?
But I have learned to appreciate the Heart Sutra of Women and cannot get married! Mo Shaohong asked, was the last curse really made up by Uncle Er?
What era is this still curse
Let's take a look first, if you have any good things, then prepare. Uncle Second said slowly
Mo Shaohong thought about it again and said, "It's true, let's talk about it if it's not good." He nodded and rode his second uncle's ragged 125 motorcycle out.
But as soon as I turned over my own alley, I saw a girl in pink sportswear standing beneath the big locust tree at the entrance of the village.