Chapter 50 That thing looks like an old turtle

Everyone had to disperse and talked while walking. How could the daughter Mo Wu said had seen a man's thing for a long time? Could it be that the world outside the mountain is like Taohuayu, where men and women take a bath together, and they can watch it casually?

The next night, Mr. Mo Wu continued to tell the previous story

Master Mo Wu asked everyone: Where did I talk about yesterday?

Everyone scrambled to answer: Speaking of the daughter who saw many men

Who told you that she has seen many of them?

Master Mo Wu scolded

How many have she seen?

two

Mr. Mo Wu continued to say that the daughter was surprised to see the old monk and said: What's so strange about this? I've seen my father since I was a child. It's quite long and thick.

Who else have you seen?

I've seen my brother! He's thin and small, like a little bug

The old monk let out another sigh: You, it always makes me startled and your nerves are almost broken by you!

The daughter ignored him and said to herself: I have never understood in my heart. Why is the child’s thing different from the adults? The child’s head is pointed like a worm, and why does the adults’ head look like an old turtle?

Of course, this thing will change

Tell me quickly, I still have to listen to the story

My daughter kept playing with the old monk's things while urging him

The old monk will continue to talk

The old monk said that the man felt inferior after that, and he never dared to be arrogant when he saw the matchmaker, but just begged her to find a suitable one for him.

The matchmaker deliberately made things difficult for him: What is the right way?

The man said: Mine is too young, if you want to find one, you must also find a very young woman.

The matchmaker could not resist his pestering, so he had to continue to find a wife for him. If you find one, you can’t find another one. The matchmaker said impatiently: You can find it yourself!

The man said: You can’t find your major, but how can I find it in my amateur?

The matchmaker asked him to come over and teach him a secret technique, and asked him to go to the market to see which daughter bought the small urinary pot. The place must be very small. The man followed the plan and stayed at the market for several days. Finally, he met a daughter who bought a small urinary pot. She didn't care about her ugly and handsome guy, begging her to take her home.

Who knew that when I got home, the place where my daughter was bigger than the previous few, so I was so angry that I said: Your place is so big but you buy such a small bulb. What kind of small Ah do you put on? What kind of crime do you want to cheat consumers?

But the daughter didn't buy his account and fought against him with confidence: Who has deceived you and who has pretended to be small?

The man said: Then why do you want to buy such a small urine basin? Isn’t this misleading?

The daughter said: Why am I misleading you? When I was about to lose my urine, I stretched the urinary basin inside and scooped out. Do you understand this time?

After the old host finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing, but his daughter didn't laugh, and frowned and said to the old monk: Just talking nonsense, how can there be such a big thing in the world?

The old monk said: No matter whether there is or not, just try it and you will know that under normal circumstances, the small ones are not used before, and the big ones are used before.

My daughter said: You can try it

The old monk started to try it and lie on his daughter.

Although the old monk was old, he was still in good physical strength. In addition, he didn't practice martial arts, so his egg skills came in handy. It was very powerful, making the little girl who had just tasted the forbidden fruit scream. It was painful at first, but later the pleasure came up and the pain naturally subsided. He just kept hissing and hissing in his mouth. The old monk got the pride and slapped his little girl's tender buttocks: Little hoof, is it going to be so beautiful?