Leading Gao Andong into the core area of the Great Temple, he could not take many people except the ten guards who accompanied him, and their weapons were all detained.
The Great Temple is a region that forms its own country, divided into three layers by multiple walls, the outer entrances and exits are guarded by believers, and the internal garrisons are handed over to the temple army.
Gao Anton and I drove into the inner encirclement, lifted the curtain of the car door and showed up to the believers. When I paid attention to the building of the Great Temple, I also found that the believers living here were very careful of me, including curious, awe, and disgusting. In short, it was very complicated.
Walking towards the highest temple of the Great Temple, I asked Gao Andong: Is there any way to meet me and Priest Tai'an Mali alone...
Before he finished speaking, Gao Andong had already looked at me with extreme disgust. The Cangkong Sword had drawn half an inch. I laughed in silence and said: Hey! Hey! Hey! What kind of eyes are you looking at me? What do you think I am...
Gao Andong said decisively: The priest Tai'an Mary is too high. If the admiral has no clear reason, the subordinates will not be able to let you meet alone.
Alas... I want to meet Priest Taian Mary because I know that she is most likely to help me and the Queen
He lifted the name of Fan Xingye, Gao Andong's decisive expression really softened, and he said: This matter is probably not easy. The ten priests have a mechanism to monitor each other, and it is not easy to do even if the queen comes forward. Well... Don't use invisible magic to mess around. There are many anti-theft barriers in the temple. If something happens, the royal family will be embarrassing.
It seems that this pair of infatuated men and women talk about everything, and they even know this.
Our wise and powerful sword saint Ah, His Majesty Willie VI, has already received the bento. I don’t have time to waste my time in Zhenfoming. Do you think I am still in the mood to pick up girls?
Gao Andong's face changed drastically and said: His Majesty Willie VI passed away? Is it confirmed? What is the current situation of the empire?
Look at how sincere my eyes are! The major forces in the empire are ready to go, and the current situation is urgent. You have to know what I am. If it weren’t for my trust, I promised Her Majesty the Queen to help her, I would have patted my butt this morning and escaped.
Gao Andong was stunned for a moment, and I stared back at him with a firm look. Finally, he agreed: It was really rude just now. The official will find a way to let the lord and the priest meet as soon as possible.
Wow, this idiot really believes in me Ah?
I have always been inseparable from public and private affairs. Not to mention that civil strife has not yet broken out, even if my family is in a fire, it is raining, and my brother is caught and sodomized, it cannot change my great wish of picking up girls in the ditch.
Entering the highest temple in the Great Temple, there are more than 200 monks lined up in two rows on a long staircase. On the top of the staircase is the "oracle envoy" Zhaqawei whom I have met before.
Today he looks completely different from the cave that day. He is wearing a white clergy suit, a golden belt and long boots, and a sapphire hat on his head. He is waiting for us with a kind smile.
Next to Zachavi, there are six priests, five male and one female. I will pay attention to the mother's routine.
She has long dark brown hair and a high nose, wrapped in a long gray-white gauze from her head to her feet, and her figure is quite slim. I believe she is what Loma calls Priest Taian Mary
Gao Anton is a straightforward person. He deliberately does not look at Zachavi. I am used to false politicians, so I keep a smile and shake hands with Zachavi.
Zachavi introduced me to the six priests next to him, one of whom had a mouse face, was the priest Bergley whom Loma thought was suspicious, and the other four of the top ten priests were absent because of their work.
The starry nights seem to have a result. The six priests are very respectful to me, at least on the surface, and many monks and monks are paying attention to me.
Surrounded by a group of priests, Gao Anton and I walked around symbolically. After that, they asked me about the method of summoning the demon god. Of course, I also had a symbolic blow-through.
Since I was followed by a silly duck on my butt throughout the whole process, I couldn't find a chance to talk to Tai'an Mali.
When this dreary political visit ended, the wonderful drama suddenly took place, and a series of explosions came from the bottom of the mountain, and it was sent out one after another from different regions in the east, south, west and north. It can be seen more clearly from this high mountain location. The smoke rose from multiple places, but there was no fire.
Zhaqawei's expression changed slightly and asked other low-level monks: What happened?
The monks asked were confused, and the explosions were heard everywhere, and they were getting more and more frequent, with no signs of stopping at all. Even the temple we were in was heard.
A red-clad scholar came over and returned in a furious manner: God... oracle master... in the temple...
Zhaqawei said: Calm down, what exactly happened?
The red-clothed cultist's expression was very awkward, and he looked at me and Anton Gao, but he didn't dare to say a word.
The Rat-faced Priest Bergley shouted: There is an oracle and the Great Sword Saint here, and you will tell me what happens!
The Red Cultist said: The toilet in the temple suddenly exploded!
The priests said in surprise: What?
At the same time, another monk in white ran up from the foot of the mountain and said: It’s a big deal!
Zhaqawei said: What's wrong!
The monk said: All toilets in the Great Temple exploded, and many believers and guards were injured in their buttocks. We have sent someone to check them. The blown toilet smell was very pungent.
I couldn't help laughing and said: It's methane
Including Gao Anton, Zhaqawei, the priests and many monks turned to look at me, and I shook my shoulders and said: This is what you usually call biogas
The priest Bergley said: Biogas? But biogas will not explode in the greenhouse, let alone winter now?
I smiled and said: The priest's problem is so strange. You should investigate these things.
Taian Mary said softly: Priest Berglai, the Admiral is a VIP, we cannot be rude to the Admiral
The priest Berglai obviously knew that he had lost his composure and said: I'm sorry just now, I hope the admiral will forgive me.
Ha, you're welcome, I changed to my toilet and got blown up... Sorry...
It is easy to blow up a toilet, but it is difficult to blow up the toilet in the whole city. Who else can do such a big deal that shocks the world and makes people cry?
Since we arrived at the Imperial City, this monster number one has disappeared. I didn't expect it to be a plan for a big move.
According to my inference, Okmike is also involved in this matter. If there were no such "talent" as cockroaches, the dying old man would not be able to grasp the situation of the underground waterway, and this unprecedented plan would probably not be implemented.
But what surprised me the most was that this guy actually got such a large amount of methane in a foreign country!
But I can be sure that the dying old man must have a large number of new toilets coming for sale. Unless the people of the Great Temple can tolerate days without toilets, he will have to bow his head and admit his sack even if he has a huge price.
Alas, the world's number one profiteer is always a dying old man
Zhakawi is not a fool. He immediately summoned a leader from the Temple Army and said: Take people into the sewer immediately to investigate.
Respect
Before he finished speaking, a foul stinking suddenly spread in the air. Because the smell was too strong, his nose and head were also painful. The priest Bergley covered his nose and said: It smells so smelly! What smell is this?
The same problem appeared in everyone's hearts, and they also made the same move to pat their hands to cover their noses. Many nearby church members couldn't help but vomit.
There was a noise coming from the lower part of the temple army. More than 20 senior officials from the temple army rushed up along the stairs. Two of them accidentally fell to the ground and shouted in unison: It’s a big deal!
A white-haired old priest waved the staff in his hand and covered his nose and said: No need to report, we already know about the toilet explosion
One of the officers said: No... it's not a toilet explosion... a large amount of concrete and wood pulp were poured into many places in the sewer to make it severely silted, plus the pressure caused by the explosion... So... a large amount of dirt exploded from the sewer, and it is impossible to estimate how many areas are affected.
Another officer in white clothes said: It is estimated that at least 80% of the Great Temple has a thick odor. Discomfortable soldiers flocked to the medical center. The head of the medical center urgently requested to send a healing mage to reinforce!
Another officer lowered his head, looked carefully at the white-haired priest from the corner of his eyes, and whispered: Lord Lem's house... just blasted from the foundation, and the whole house was filled with filth...
Faced with the same changes in the world, Zachavi and a group of priests were stunned. The old white-haired man who spoke just now was believed to be the old priest of Heizai Lem and fell to the ground even more shocked. I could no longer bear it, so I had to turn my back and laugh secretly
No wonder the old man has been so quiet these days. It turns out that he has to wait for the sewer to accumulate enough 'ammunition' to detonate. This traitor is indeed inhumane
Even if Buddha had fire, Zhaqawei finally got angry and covered his nose and asked: Bastard! How did you guard him! He was confused by someone who sneaked into the sewer?
Qian Yi, who just now, knelt down and said: I am really sorry, there are a large number of guards asking for leave these three days, so the staff is seriously insufficient, so...
Even Tai'an Mali was angry and asked with a pretty face: Why did they ask for leave?
Oh...this is because...because...
Say it quickly!
Yes, because they all went to the "Empire Courtesan" Jingshuiyue everyone's photo album signature meeting and concert
Zhaqawei seemed to suddenly remember something, and his face turned purple and looked at me with a murderous aura. I stuffed my nostrils with a towel, spread my hands and said: Hello! Don’t look at me like this. I admit that I am a shameful person, but I won’t be so weak!
Gao Andong said: Although they are both imperialists, there is no reason to regard the Admiral as a suspect, and we have no evidence to confirm that Miss Jingshuiyue has a problem, after all, she is a celebrity in the south of the empire.
The south of the empire has a lot of business dealings, and among this group of merchants, there are many loyal supporters of Jing Shuiyue. Without any evidence, even if Zachavi was so angry that he was furious, he would not dare to move Jing Shuiyue.
Now even I have to write the word "costume". Unexpectedly, the plan to spoof the trio is so organized, which will turn the temple upside down. The old man is even more incomprehensible. He is drooling when doing serious things. He can actually be so talented and stubborn when plotting and pranking. If you are dead?
If they were so fucked, even if Zachavi's forbearance was more than enough, I wouldn't believe that he could swallow this breath.
bump!
The loud bang shocked the imperial study room and also hurt my eardrums. The noble Starry Night Queen slapped the Tathagata's magic palm on the desk. She was so angry that her eyebrows stood up and shouted angrily: I asked you to find evidence of Zhaqawei's treason, not to let you destroy the country!
When I let go of the index finger that was stuffed with ear holes, I said angrily: I really want to destroy the bitter fruit. Do you think it is as simple as exploding the toilet?
Fan Xingye swung up and down with a stack of thick documents, and finally hit the table again and said: "You are still talking sarcastic!"
Do you know how serious our losses are? A total of 7,662 toilets were blown up, 179 people were injured in the ranks, and more than 20,400 people were not suitable for hospitalization, burned, damaged, damaged, polluted houses and temples, and the old priest of Lam was hit and needed to be admitted to the Royal Medical Hospital! The cost of the underground waterway repair has not been calculated yet. Who should pay for this account?
When it comes to the word "money" being the most practical, I couldn't help but raise my fingers and toes and said: Wow, brother, you won't ask me to fill in this number, right? There is a god who raises my head three feet away. I swear to the lights that this really has nothing to do with me!
They are your subordinates, who will be responsible for you?
Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! I don’t have such a monster’s subordinates, the rules of the world: ‘There is a source of injustice and a debt has a master’ Ah!
Fan Xingye was so angry that he couldn't speak. He kept staring at me fiercely. After three minutes of embarrassing silence, she spoke: How to deal with this endgame now?
In fact, it's not a bad thing to do it for the dying old man
Not a bad thing? Now it's a warning! The whole plan has been ruined, isn't it a bad thing?
Fan Xingye ran away again. Every time she said a word, Tathagata's magic palm slapped hard on the desk, and even the tabletop was cracked.
I didn't think it was very much before, but now I feel very clear that Jingshuiyue is her daughter.
Then I pulled out my fingers with my ear holes and said lightly: If we have evidence and strategy, it is called "shocking the snake", but now it is to pull the grass and find the snake.
After hearing my words, Fan Xingye finally calmed down and said: Stop keeping it aside, what do you think?
The Great Temple was overturned, and Zhaqawei would be moving. I have sent someone to monitor him closely, and I believe there will be rewards soon.
I won't plot against you for the time being when it comes to blowing up the toilet, but I want to seriously warn you not to attack the priest Ta'an Mary. She is a sacred priest who cannot be violated. If you dare to touch one of her hair, I will definitely plot against your head!
I smelled the dangerous smell and immediately changed the topic and said: Hahahaha... Her Majesty Queen, you are so humorous... Hahahaha, by the way, your princess is already in the matter. If there is a portrait of her childhood, or if there is a way to confirm your identity
Fanxingye knew that I had changed her goal, but she had to pay attention. She asked softly in her tone: There is a portrait, but it was more than ten years ago. Now she has grown up, how can she recognize it?
Anyway, let me know, I'll have a way to make sure
I'm so angry that the old man is so angry that it's all my business to blow up the toilet?
Why do I get scolded for being so bloody?
As the sun sets, I walked into a small hotel next to a public toilet in the south corner of the imperial city, climbed to the last room on the second floor, knocked on the door with a three-long and two-short code, and a scream came from the door: No one!
It’s me, your most beloved lord!
The door opened, and the dying old man stretched out his head like a dog's head gate. He waited to see the surrounding environment clearly and confirmed that I was not followed before he let me enter the room.
Just as I walked into the room, I became alert and suddenly saw a few blood stains on the ground. I couldn't help but ask in horror: Blood? Old man, are you injured?
The dying old man poured me a cup of tea and said with a smile: Injured? Ah, no, I just cut off my skin because I was bored.
I clearly felt the stiffness of my facial muscles and said: You are really idle, so have you finished the cut?
Half of it was cut, because your brother came, so I will continue later. See how good I treat you?
A Tathagata's magic palm slapped on the tea machine. My Wuming fired up and said angrily: Treat me well? You made the whole imperial city turn over. Fan Xingye wants to carry this black pot on me. Is this called treating me well?
The dying old man pulled out his fingers that were plugged in his ears and said with a smile: Oh! The old man has disturbed them a little as his brother's instructions. I have tried my best to plan, and you haven't even paid me a reward...
He learned to beat the stars at night and said angrily: Do you still have to pay for you? It's almost the same to hurt you! Do you know how big you are? Blow up 7,662 toilets, 179 people suddenly bloomed, and more than 20,400 people entered the factory and destroyed 9,300 temples. That old immortal priest was almost closed! The queen also wanted to calculate the maintenance money for the underground waterway with me. Let me tell me who will pay for this number?
Sorry, what did you say just now? It’s useless to get old, and deafness is getting worse and worse
Forget about smuggling arms and drugs, you are so declining that you are smuggling toilets!
The old man who was originally deaf suddenly replied to normal and was shocked and said: How did you... know?
Nonsense! Do you think I am a Yafandi on the first day? Methane, concrete, and wood pulp all cost money. Don’t tell me that you are a traitor who will do a loss business!
The old man's expression finally changed, and his happy mood reduced my anger. He ran to the window to check and asked quietly: "Who else knows?"
Now I only know, but Gao Andong of the Ming Dynasty will know, and the navy of treasure will know tomorrow night will know, Hum!
The wind was blowing heavily, and the dying old man drifted beside me like a ghost to serve me with hot tea, and said with a smile: Being a brother is just a charity outfit, so you can discuss something!
Didn’t you betray me brother? When did you start to learn to be loyal?
Don’t get angry, drink a cup of tea to relieve heat. If you are irritated, you may get hemorrhoids. Why not do this? I will send you valuable information to ensure that your brother is satisfied!
Thank you Jia Shenghui, I already knew about Willie VI's death a century ago
Ah? It's worthy of being the old man's good brother, but the news is very good. So what if you change to another one? Sixteen days ago, Jingyun successfully seized power, and the army of the Winged Humans has fallen into her hands. You probably didn't know a century ago
This news was like a bolt from the blue, and I couldn't help but say in horror: Is it true or false?
Hahahaha... My dying old man's golden paint sign has been on for thousands of years. At most, he can only sell fake medicines and fake wines, and never sell fake information.
Sighing, I nodded and said: Speak out the information, I account for 20% of your smuggled goods as compensation
Damn! Are you making mistakes?
Humph, I'm still angry now, and at most I'll break up with one beat...
OK OK OK OK OK OK When I'm afraid, you talk about the Winged Humans first. Jingyun took advantage of the time when Queen Fanqin sent troops to assist Aishanna, and launched a mutiny to overthrow the forces supporting Fanqin in one fell swoop. Among them, Duke Lei Yin, the heavyweight marshal of the Winged Humans, successfully escaped, and Princess Huiqing has become a prisoner under the ranks
I couldn't help frowning and asked in confusion: It's impossible. Even if I control the inside for a while, Ashanna will definitely send troops to help Fanqin quell the rebellion, and she will never escape death in the end. As Jingyun, the chief intellectual general of the Winged Human Clan, how could she not understand such a simple situation?
The dying old man swung his index finger and said: If Ashanna becomes the queen, what you say can be fulfilled.
Ha, what stupid things are you saying? No one in Diyili can beat Ashanna
Oh... Since a month ago, Ashanna has not appeared again for some reason. Her originally powerful legion has shaken the Black Knight Liech, the Black Magician Mefis, the Prime Minister's father and son Banu and Puchati, and even the "wild wolf" Gao Xia, who has been following her, turned against her and entered the camp of Rislong
What?
If Jingyun’s rebellion is a bolt from the blue, this news will be as if the world is not yet sunny!
This news is so shocking, Di Yili's situation is even more precarious than the empire
I have always believed in the ability to love Sanna. I never thought that Rislong could turn the tide. This sudden change made me feel powerless and softly spread on the sofa without any clues.
Wurost is already messy enough, but I didn't expect that Di Yili's situation would be worse. Everything seemed to jump out at once. Now I just feel that the whole sky is about to fall.
The dying old man said: Actually, you can't blame you. I didn't expect that the situation in Diyili would be turning around. Until now, I don't know what happened to Aishanna
I smiled bitterly and said: You are indeed a plague god. All you have given me is bad information. Is there anything else?
There is another good and the other bad. Which one should you listen to first?
Keep it bad
The bad one is Haitang, the elder of the Dark Fairy Clan, who has released an announcement to support Lislong. The Dark Fairy Clan and the Winged Human Clan will besiege Aishanna's remaining combat power on three sides.
So how long do you think Ashanna can support her?
This is related to good news, and it is also a far-sighted move by Princess Aisanna. She withdrew the forces of the two major cities in the west before diving. The Tiger Rebel Army took this opportunity to break into the west and penetrated deeper into the country to shock the imperial capital.
This was originally a suicide move, but now it allows Aysanna to stay alive for a long time
I nodded when I heard this, and at the same time I knew that the information of the dying old man should be true
The mastermind behind the Tiger Rebel Army is the Emperor Road of the Siva Dragon Clan. This dragon species is arrogant and cruel, and it is impossible to join forces with any race.
Ashanna deliberately let the emperor into the country because she predicted that there would be problems. She also knew that Rislong would take advantage of the times, and even guessed that the Dark Fairy Clan would betray her.
The army of Dilu pointed to the Imperial City of Diyili, forcing Lislong to let Ashanna go first. This strategy of putting it to death and then living is not a big deal on the mainland. I even doubt whether Jingyun's seizure of power would be in Ashanna's calculations?
Huo Ran stood up and walked towards the door. The old man asked: Where are you going, Lord Lord?
I didn't look back and said: According to the current situation, I must rush to Diyili. Although I'm sorry to the Starry Night Queen, I have no choice
The old man said: Come back and sit down. It is not possible for Li Silong to deal with the Tiger Rebel Army in a short while. Why not spend one more night to solve the matter here about Zhen Foming?
One night?
The Great Temple is a region that forms its own country, divided into three layers by multiple walls, the outer entrances and exits are guarded by believers, and the internal garrisons are handed over to the temple army.
Gao Anton and I drove into the inner encirclement, lifted the curtain of the car door and showed up to the believers. When I paid attention to the building of the Great Temple, I also found that the believers living here were very careful of me, including curious, awe, and disgusting. In short, it was very complicated.
Walking towards the highest temple of the Great Temple, I asked Gao Andong: Is there any way to meet me and Priest Tai'an Mali alone...
Before he finished speaking, Gao Andong had already looked at me with extreme disgust. The Cangkong Sword had drawn half an inch. I laughed in silence and said: Hey! Hey! Hey! What kind of eyes are you looking at me? What do you think I am...
Gao Andong said decisively: The priest Tai'an Mary is too high. If the admiral has no clear reason, the subordinates will not be able to let you meet alone.
Alas... I want to meet Priest Taian Mary because I know that she is most likely to help me and the Queen
He lifted the name of Fan Xingye, Gao Andong's decisive expression really softened, and he said: This matter is probably not easy. The ten priests have a mechanism to monitor each other, and it is not easy to do even if the queen comes forward. Well... Don't use invisible magic to mess around. There are many anti-theft barriers in the temple. If something happens, the royal family will be embarrassing.
It seems that this pair of infatuated men and women talk about everything, and they even know this.
Our wise and powerful sword saint Ah, His Majesty Willie VI, has already received the bento. I don’t have time to waste my time in Zhenfoming. Do you think I am still in the mood to pick up girls?
Gao Andong's face changed drastically and said: His Majesty Willie VI passed away? Is it confirmed? What is the current situation of the empire?
Look at how sincere my eyes are! The major forces in the empire are ready to go, and the current situation is urgent. You have to know what I am. If it weren’t for my trust, I promised Her Majesty the Queen to help her, I would have patted my butt this morning and escaped.
Gao Andong was stunned for a moment, and I stared back at him with a firm look. Finally, he agreed: It was really rude just now. The official will find a way to let the lord and the priest meet as soon as possible.
Wow, this idiot really believes in me Ah?
I have always been inseparable from public and private affairs. Not to mention that civil strife has not yet broken out, even if my family is in a fire, it is raining, and my brother is caught and sodomized, it cannot change my great wish of picking up girls in the ditch.
Entering the highest temple in the Great Temple, there are more than 200 monks lined up in two rows on a long staircase. On the top of the staircase is the "oracle envoy" Zhaqawei whom I have met before.
Today he looks completely different from the cave that day. He is wearing a white clergy suit, a golden belt and long boots, and a sapphire hat on his head. He is waiting for us with a kind smile.
Next to Zachavi, there are six priests, five male and one female. I will pay attention to the mother's routine.
She has long dark brown hair and a high nose, wrapped in a long gray-white gauze from her head to her feet, and her figure is quite slim. I believe she is what Loma calls Priest Taian Mary
Gao Anton is a straightforward person. He deliberately does not look at Zachavi. I am used to false politicians, so I keep a smile and shake hands with Zachavi.
Zachavi introduced me to the six priests next to him, one of whom had a mouse face, was the priest Bergley whom Loma thought was suspicious, and the other four of the top ten priests were absent because of their work.
The starry nights seem to have a result. The six priests are very respectful to me, at least on the surface, and many monks and monks are paying attention to me.
Surrounded by a group of priests, Gao Anton and I walked around symbolically. After that, they asked me about the method of summoning the demon god. Of course, I also had a symbolic blow-through.
Since I was followed by a silly duck on my butt throughout the whole process, I couldn't find a chance to talk to Tai'an Mali.
When this dreary political visit ended, the wonderful drama suddenly took place, and a series of explosions came from the bottom of the mountain, and it was sent out one after another from different regions in the east, south, west and north. It can be seen more clearly from this high mountain location. The smoke rose from multiple places, but there was no fire.
Zhaqawei's expression changed slightly and asked other low-level monks: What happened?
The monks asked were confused, and the explosions were heard everywhere, and they were getting more and more frequent, with no signs of stopping at all. Even the temple we were in was heard.
A red-clad scholar came over and returned in a furious manner: God... oracle master... in the temple...
Zhaqawei said: Calm down, what exactly happened?
The red-clothed cultist's expression was very awkward, and he looked at me and Anton Gao, but he didn't dare to say a word.
The Rat-faced Priest Bergley shouted: There is an oracle and the Great Sword Saint here, and you will tell me what happens!
The Red Cultist said: The toilet in the temple suddenly exploded!
The priests said in surprise: What?
At the same time, another monk in white ran up from the foot of the mountain and said: It’s a big deal!
Zhaqawei said: What's wrong!
The monk said: All toilets in the Great Temple exploded, and many believers and guards were injured in their buttocks. We have sent someone to check them. The blown toilet smell was very pungent.
I couldn't help laughing and said: It's methane
Including Gao Anton, Zhaqawei, the priests and many monks turned to look at me, and I shook my shoulders and said: This is what you usually call biogas
The priest Bergley said: Biogas? But biogas will not explode in the greenhouse, let alone winter now?
I smiled and said: The priest's problem is so strange. You should investigate these things.
Taian Mary said softly: Priest Berglai, the Admiral is a VIP, we cannot be rude to the Admiral
The priest Berglai obviously knew that he had lost his composure and said: I'm sorry just now, I hope the admiral will forgive me.
Ha, you're welcome, I changed to my toilet and got blown up... Sorry...
It is easy to blow up a toilet, but it is difficult to blow up the toilet in the whole city. Who else can do such a big deal that shocks the world and makes people cry?
Since we arrived at the Imperial City, this monster number one has disappeared. I didn't expect it to be a plan for a big move.
According to my inference, Okmike is also involved in this matter. If there were no such "talent" as cockroaches, the dying old man would not be able to grasp the situation of the underground waterway, and this unprecedented plan would probably not be implemented.
But what surprised me the most was that this guy actually got such a large amount of methane in a foreign country!
But I can be sure that the dying old man must have a large number of new toilets coming for sale. Unless the people of the Great Temple can tolerate days without toilets, he will have to bow his head and admit his sack even if he has a huge price.
Alas, the world's number one profiteer is always a dying old man
Zhakawi is not a fool. He immediately summoned a leader from the Temple Army and said: Take people into the sewer immediately to investigate.
Respect
Before he finished speaking, a foul stinking suddenly spread in the air. Because the smell was too strong, his nose and head were also painful. The priest Bergley covered his nose and said: It smells so smelly! What smell is this?
The same problem appeared in everyone's hearts, and they also made the same move to pat their hands to cover their noses. Many nearby church members couldn't help but vomit.
There was a noise coming from the lower part of the temple army. More than 20 senior officials from the temple army rushed up along the stairs. Two of them accidentally fell to the ground and shouted in unison: It’s a big deal!
A white-haired old priest waved the staff in his hand and covered his nose and said: No need to report, we already know about the toilet explosion
One of the officers said: No... it's not a toilet explosion... a large amount of concrete and wood pulp were poured into many places in the sewer to make it severely silted, plus the pressure caused by the explosion... So... a large amount of dirt exploded from the sewer, and it is impossible to estimate how many areas are affected.
Another officer in white clothes said: It is estimated that at least 80% of the Great Temple has a thick odor. Discomfortable soldiers flocked to the medical center. The head of the medical center urgently requested to send a healing mage to reinforce!
Another officer lowered his head, looked carefully at the white-haired priest from the corner of his eyes, and whispered: Lord Lem's house... just blasted from the foundation, and the whole house was filled with filth...
Faced with the same changes in the world, Zachavi and a group of priests were stunned. The old white-haired man who spoke just now was believed to be the old priest of Heizai Lem and fell to the ground even more shocked. I could no longer bear it, so I had to turn my back and laugh secretly
No wonder the old man has been so quiet these days. It turns out that he has to wait for the sewer to accumulate enough 'ammunition' to detonate. This traitor is indeed inhumane
Even if Buddha had fire, Zhaqawei finally got angry and covered his nose and asked: Bastard! How did you guard him! He was confused by someone who sneaked into the sewer?
Qian Yi, who just now, knelt down and said: I am really sorry, there are a large number of guards asking for leave these three days, so the staff is seriously insufficient, so...
Even Tai'an Mali was angry and asked with a pretty face: Why did they ask for leave?
Oh...this is because...because...
Say it quickly!
Yes, because they all went to the "Empire Courtesan" Jingshuiyue everyone's photo album signature meeting and concert
Zhaqawei seemed to suddenly remember something, and his face turned purple and looked at me with a murderous aura. I stuffed my nostrils with a towel, spread my hands and said: Hello! Don’t look at me like this. I admit that I am a shameful person, but I won’t be so weak!
Gao Andong said: Although they are both imperialists, there is no reason to regard the Admiral as a suspect, and we have no evidence to confirm that Miss Jingshuiyue has a problem, after all, she is a celebrity in the south of the empire.
The south of the empire has a lot of business dealings, and among this group of merchants, there are many loyal supporters of Jing Shuiyue. Without any evidence, even if Zachavi was so angry that he was furious, he would not dare to move Jing Shuiyue.
Now even I have to write the word "costume". Unexpectedly, the plan to spoof the trio is so organized, which will turn the temple upside down. The old man is even more incomprehensible. He is drooling when doing serious things. He can actually be so talented and stubborn when plotting and pranking. If you are dead?
If they were so fucked, even if Zachavi's forbearance was more than enough, I wouldn't believe that he could swallow this breath.
bump!
The loud bang shocked the imperial study room and also hurt my eardrums. The noble Starry Night Queen slapped the Tathagata's magic palm on the desk. She was so angry that her eyebrows stood up and shouted angrily: I asked you to find evidence of Zhaqawei's treason, not to let you destroy the country!
When I let go of the index finger that was stuffed with ear holes, I said angrily: I really want to destroy the bitter fruit. Do you think it is as simple as exploding the toilet?
Fan Xingye swung up and down with a stack of thick documents, and finally hit the table again and said: "You are still talking sarcastic!"
Do you know how serious our losses are? A total of 7,662 toilets were blown up, 179 people were injured in the ranks, and more than 20,400 people were not suitable for hospitalization, burned, damaged, damaged, polluted houses and temples, and the old priest of Lam was hit and needed to be admitted to the Royal Medical Hospital! The cost of the underground waterway repair has not been calculated yet. Who should pay for this account?
When it comes to the word "money" being the most practical, I couldn't help but raise my fingers and toes and said: Wow, brother, you won't ask me to fill in this number, right? There is a god who raises my head three feet away. I swear to the lights that this really has nothing to do with me!
They are your subordinates, who will be responsible for you?
Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! I don’t have such a monster’s subordinates, the rules of the world: ‘There is a source of injustice and a debt has a master’ Ah!
Fan Xingye was so angry that he couldn't speak. He kept staring at me fiercely. After three minutes of embarrassing silence, she spoke: How to deal with this endgame now?
In fact, it's not a bad thing to do it for the dying old man
Not a bad thing? Now it's a warning! The whole plan has been ruined, isn't it a bad thing?
Fan Xingye ran away again. Every time she said a word, Tathagata's magic palm slapped hard on the desk, and even the tabletop was cracked.
I didn't think it was very much before, but now I feel very clear that Jingshuiyue is her daughter.
Then I pulled out my fingers with my ear holes and said lightly: If we have evidence and strategy, it is called "shocking the snake", but now it is to pull the grass and find the snake.
After hearing my words, Fan Xingye finally calmed down and said: Stop keeping it aside, what do you think?
The Great Temple was overturned, and Zhaqawei would be moving. I have sent someone to monitor him closely, and I believe there will be rewards soon.
I won't plot against you for the time being when it comes to blowing up the toilet, but I want to seriously warn you not to attack the priest Ta'an Mary. She is a sacred priest who cannot be violated. If you dare to touch one of her hair, I will definitely plot against your head!
I smelled the dangerous smell and immediately changed the topic and said: Hahahaha... Her Majesty Queen, you are so humorous... Hahahaha, by the way, your princess is already in the matter. If there is a portrait of her childhood, or if there is a way to confirm your identity
Fanxingye knew that I had changed her goal, but she had to pay attention. She asked softly in her tone: There is a portrait, but it was more than ten years ago. Now she has grown up, how can she recognize it?
Anyway, let me know, I'll have a way to make sure
I'm so angry that the old man is so angry that it's all my business to blow up the toilet?
Why do I get scolded for being so bloody?
As the sun sets, I walked into a small hotel next to a public toilet in the south corner of the imperial city, climbed to the last room on the second floor, knocked on the door with a three-long and two-short code, and a scream came from the door: No one!
It’s me, your most beloved lord!
The door opened, and the dying old man stretched out his head like a dog's head gate. He waited to see the surrounding environment clearly and confirmed that I was not followed before he let me enter the room.
Just as I walked into the room, I became alert and suddenly saw a few blood stains on the ground. I couldn't help but ask in horror: Blood? Old man, are you injured?
The dying old man poured me a cup of tea and said with a smile: Injured? Ah, no, I just cut off my skin because I was bored.
I clearly felt the stiffness of my facial muscles and said: You are really idle, so have you finished the cut?
Half of it was cut, because your brother came, so I will continue later. See how good I treat you?
A Tathagata's magic palm slapped on the tea machine. My Wuming fired up and said angrily: Treat me well? You made the whole imperial city turn over. Fan Xingye wants to carry this black pot on me. Is this called treating me well?
The dying old man pulled out his fingers that were plugged in his ears and said with a smile: Oh! The old man has disturbed them a little as his brother's instructions. I have tried my best to plan, and you haven't even paid me a reward...
He learned to beat the stars at night and said angrily: Do you still have to pay for you? It's almost the same to hurt you! Do you know how big you are? Blow up 7,662 toilets, 179 people suddenly bloomed, and more than 20,400 people entered the factory and destroyed 9,300 temples. That old immortal priest was almost closed! The queen also wanted to calculate the maintenance money for the underground waterway with me. Let me tell me who will pay for this number?
Sorry, what did you say just now? It’s useless to get old, and deafness is getting worse and worse
Forget about smuggling arms and drugs, you are so declining that you are smuggling toilets!
The old man who was originally deaf suddenly replied to normal and was shocked and said: How did you... know?
Nonsense! Do you think I am a Yafandi on the first day? Methane, concrete, and wood pulp all cost money. Don’t tell me that you are a traitor who will do a loss business!
The old man's expression finally changed, and his happy mood reduced my anger. He ran to the window to check and asked quietly: "Who else knows?"
Now I only know, but Gao Andong of the Ming Dynasty will know, and the navy of treasure will know tomorrow night will know, Hum!
The wind was blowing heavily, and the dying old man drifted beside me like a ghost to serve me with hot tea, and said with a smile: Being a brother is just a charity outfit, so you can discuss something!
Didn’t you betray me brother? When did you start to learn to be loyal?
Don’t get angry, drink a cup of tea to relieve heat. If you are irritated, you may get hemorrhoids. Why not do this? I will send you valuable information to ensure that your brother is satisfied!
Thank you Jia Shenghui, I already knew about Willie VI's death a century ago
Ah? It's worthy of being the old man's good brother, but the news is very good. So what if you change to another one? Sixteen days ago, Jingyun successfully seized power, and the army of the Winged Humans has fallen into her hands. You probably didn't know a century ago
This news was like a bolt from the blue, and I couldn't help but say in horror: Is it true or false?
Hahahaha... My dying old man's golden paint sign has been on for thousands of years. At most, he can only sell fake medicines and fake wines, and never sell fake information.
Sighing, I nodded and said: Speak out the information, I account for 20% of your smuggled goods as compensation
Damn! Are you making mistakes?
Humph, I'm still angry now, and at most I'll break up with one beat...
OK OK OK OK OK OK When I'm afraid, you talk about the Winged Humans first. Jingyun took advantage of the time when Queen Fanqin sent troops to assist Aishanna, and launched a mutiny to overthrow the forces supporting Fanqin in one fell swoop. Among them, Duke Lei Yin, the heavyweight marshal of the Winged Humans, successfully escaped, and Princess Huiqing has become a prisoner under the ranks
I couldn't help frowning and asked in confusion: It's impossible. Even if I control the inside for a while, Ashanna will definitely send troops to help Fanqin quell the rebellion, and she will never escape death in the end. As Jingyun, the chief intellectual general of the Winged Human Clan, how could she not understand such a simple situation?
The dying old man swung his index finger and said: If Ashanna becomes the queen, what you say can be fulfilled.
Ha, what stupid things are you saying? No one in Diyili can beat Ashanna
Oh... Since a month ago, Ashanna has not appeared again for some reason. Her originally powerful legion has shaken the Black Knight Liech, the Black Magician Mefis, the Prime Minister's father and son Banu and Puchati, and even the "wild wolf" Gao Xia, who has been following her, turned against her and entered the camp of Rislong
What?
If Jingyun’s rebellion is a bolt from the blue, this news will be as if the world is not yet sunny!
This news is so shocking, Di Yili's situation is even more precarious than the empire
I have always believed in the ability to love Sanna. I never thought that Rislong could turn the tide. This sudden change made me feel powerless and softly spread on the sofa without any clues.
Wurost is already messy enough, but I didn't expect that Di Yili's situation would be worse. Everything seemed to jump out at once. Now I just feel that the whole sky is about to fall.
The dying old man said: Actually, you can't blame you. I didn't expect that the situation in Diyili would be turning around. Until now, I don't know what happened to Aishanna
I smiled bitterly and said: You are indeed a plague god. All you have given me is bad information. Is there anything else?
There is another good and the other bad. Which one should you listen to first?
Keep it bad
The bad one is Haitang, the elder of the Dark Fairy Clan, who has released an announcement to support Lislong. The Dark Fairy Clan and the Winged Human Clan will besiege Aishanna's remaining combat power on three sides.
So how long do you think Ashanna can support her?
This is related to good news, and it is also a far-sighted move by Princess Aisanna. She withdrew the forces of the two major cities in the west before diving. The Tiger Rebel Army took this opportunity to break into the west and penetrated deeper into the country to shock the imperial capital.
This was originally a suicide move, but now it allows Aysanna to stay alive for a long time
I nodded when I heard this, and at the same time I knew that the information of the dying old man should be true
The mastermind behind the Tiger Rebel Army is the Emperor Road of the Siva Dragon Clan. This dragon species is arrogant and cruel, and it is impossible to join forces with any race.
Ashanna deliberately let the emperor into the country because she predicted that there would be problems. She also knew that Rislong would take advantage of the times, and even guessed that the Dark Fairy Clan would betray her.
The army of Dilu pointed to the Imperial City of Diyili, forcing Lislong to let Ashanna go first. This strategy of putting it to death and then living is not a big deal on the mainland. I even doubt whether Jingyun's seizure of power would be in Ashanna's calculations?
Huo Ran stood up and walked towards the door. The old man asked: Where are you going, Lord Lord?
I didn't look back and said: According to the current situation, I must rush to Diyili. Although I'm sorry to the Starry Night Queen, I have no choice
The old man said: Come back and sit down. It is not possible for Li Silong to deal with the Tiger Rebel Army in a short while. Why not spend one more night to solve the matter here about Zhen Foming?
One night?
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