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Chapter 1: The Empire's Rebellion

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In the 72nd year of the Lion King of Diyili, just as our salty, wet and bad breathing protagonist smuggled to Zhenfoming to spread sexually transmitted diseases, a major incident occurred in the Diyili Empire

The generals and commanders of the Diyili Empire, the governors and nobles from all over the country, totaled more than 600 people, all gathered in the imperial court's office.

Near the middle are all the great nobles, including Titan, Kiruel, Liebro, Liebro, and the 'Sage' and the Magician

Mefis, the left and right prime ministers Banu and Liga

What is unusual is that at such a large national conference, diplomatic officials from the Winged Humans, Dark Fairies and Dwarfs were not seen.

The Diyili Dynasty is different from the great empire of the neighboring countries, Vuloust. It is a dynasty with concentrated power. Except for the 100,000 troops guarding the two borders of the east and north, almost all the soldiers are concentrated in the hands of the central royal family.

The advantage of this system is that it is difficult for the nobles and generals to rebel. The royal family has the dominance of power, but the disadvantage is that the heavy military expenditure is supported by the royal family.

The huge gap between the social class and the rich and the poor is also a characteristic of Diyili. Since the management of various places must be the responsibility of the royal family, it has caused a dilemma of under-reliance of the people and slow political response.

Human trafficking, slavery, prostitutes, young prostitutes, and drug problems are also quite serious. The aristocrats live in debauchery and corrupt, and they are extravagant. Compared with the lower class civilians who have not been able to continue their meals, a deformed social structure is formed.

Because of the unfair social system, small-scale rebellions are endless in the vast country of Diyili, and the largest anti-government legion among them is the "Menghu Corps" located to the west of the imperial kingdom.

After Prince Qira's rebellion, the Menghu Corps has been in vain for a year

In the name of King George, the government forces, which were actually dominated by Princess Ashanna, set up a strict investigation network in the west, and on the other side, they took drastic measures to clear out the anti-government forces from all over the country and eliminated more than 20,000 armed groups. Only Feng Siyayinyafandi's instructions avoided the disaster.

Since I learned that the main brain behind the Menghu Corps was a Siva Dragon Clan named Dilu, Aysanna's camp was already ready, but unexpectedly, a leak occurred in a hundred secrets.

Half a month ago, the Menghu Corps made a comeback and captured two cities in the northwest as bases without any effort. The border general was beheaded, and the entire imperial city was shaken.

The situation in Diyili is about to break out

Arrived at the meeting, I saw Ashanna entering the parliament accompanied by two Shedy warriors. Unlike the usual aristocratic long skirt, Ashanna wore mainly silver, pink framed light armor, white short skirt and long boots, and a dark green sword for Shedy warriors was equipped with a small sun mark on the shoulder pads on both sides, and a blue cloak hung behind her back.

The person responsible for protecting Ashana is the deputy captain of Samurai, and the other is the Gallivan with a beard.

The twelve Xiedi warriors used by the royal family are all practicing magic and martial arts. They are proficient in military tactics and are the most outstanding magic swordsman in the country.

These two people walked with dragons and tigers, and their momentum was as overwhelming as the sea. Together with the beautiful princess who was fascinating to the whole audience, they formed the focus that moved everyone.

Everyone knew in their hearts that Aishanna rarely put on military uniforms, and her goal should be to personally fight against the Siva Dragon Clan behind the Menghu Corps.

Since the 'Asanna Peace Agreement' was reached under the ghost idea of ​​Yafanti, Princess Aesanna's popularity has reached its peak. The traditional nobles who supported Prince Rislong and the neutral faction who took a wait-and-see attitude have expressed their support for Aesanna. The dispute over the throne is almost a foregone conclusion.

In order to restore the decline, Li Silong took the risk of participating in Princess E Ling's bride recruitment competition, hoping to get Wuluost as a supporter, but unfortunately he was defeated and seriously injured.

Ashanna ascended the royal court, and she showed her charming smile before she sat down softly, but she was not the princess seat, but the seat of the king!

The thousands of civil servants and generals who participated in the meeting all jumped in their hearts and knew that Aishanna was testing the reaction

At this moment, no one knows that the overall situation has been decided. The huge government hall is silent, and Ashanna is silently the new generation of queens in Diyili, a 17-year-old emperor with amazing courage.

I believe you all know what happened in the northwest, I want to know what you think

Among the officials in the hall, the "Sage" is often of the age and the longest qualifications. He first stood up and saluted Ashanna, saying: The noble princess, the reason for the turmoil has been in ancient times is nothing more than two reasons. One is the struggle between the superiors for power and the other is the end of the road. The current situation is that the people are not in vain, so the Menghu Corps has an opportunity to be left.

Aysanna smiled sweetly and said: The sage's words will be remembered in her heart, but what I want to know is how to solve the current crisis

Facing Ashanna's smile attack, even though it has always been popular, it softened. The "Black Knight" slowly stood up and said: According to the military situation on the front line, although there are tens of thousands of rebels, the armed soldiers of the Menghu Corps actually did not exceed 7,000, but they actually scored two cities in one night. There must be something unexpected about us.

The conference hall buzzed, and two cities were lost overnight. There were countless rumors in the imperial city. The most common one was that the Winged Humans were humiliated by Princess Huiqing, and some nobles secretly supported the Menghu Corps and sold the defense information of Diyili on the northwest border to the main brain of the Menghu Corps - Dilu

In terms of military strength, the Winged Humans are far from that of Diyili. No one would believe that the Winged Humans dare to provoke them, but it is not impossible to do some small moves.

The most powerful part of the Winged Humans is intelligence. They do not need to come forward on their own, but can also secretly control the situation of war.

Titan also stood up and said: Four days ago, the generals personally led a team to detect that the walls of the two cities were seriously damaged, and the four walls were destroyed. The generals concluded that there were no magicians among the rebels, and only the Siva Dragon Clan could destroy the walls.

The relationship between the Menghu Corps and the Siva Dragon Clan has always been a preliminary assumption. Now that it has been further confirmed, the major officials were in an uproar, and everyone looked at the magician unexpectedly.

Mayfis

The Dragon Clan is undoubtedly very powerful, but there are also natural enemies that specialize in dealing with them. The most professional ones are the Mercenary Gu and the Demon Bow Corps.

Located close to the Siva Dragon Clan, it is impossible for Diyili to have a Magic Bow Corps. Mefishi is the nominal mentor, but the number of magic Bowmen in humans is too small. Usually, they are only responsible for driving away the Feilong who invaded the country's borders and cannot deal with large-scale wars.

The right prime minister Banu stood up and spoke, bowed deeply to Aishanna, and said: The great Princess Aishanna, the little minister is willing to go through fire and water for the royal family, and the weak minister is willing to rush to the Dark Fairy Clan immediately, and ask the Arrow God Konghu and the Demon Bow Corps to help fight against Sivalong

Titan, Kiruel, Lik, Duodu and Left Prime Minister Liga frowned when they heard it, and they couldn't help but scold Banu in their hearts for not having a waist bone.

Before going to fight against the Orcs, Banu was the pillar behind the eldest prince and the biggest hostile force of Aishanna

But there have been rumors recently that Banu's romantic son Puchati has been very close to Aishanna, and Banu has also turned to support Aishanna. Among the nobles, they are both the thickest-skinned father and son.

Until now, Aishanna smiled knowingly for the first time. This smile was sincere and brilliant, making all the male creatures feel sexy. In Aishanna's heart, she suddenly remembered a person, a strange man who was more indifferent than Banu, had thicker face, but had more humor and gentleness. I don't know what that lust is doing now?

There is no need to alarm the Dark Fairy Clan. This princess has hired two Gu mercenaries from the Empire and will also allocate arms to increase the staff of the Demon Bow Corps. This princess is convinced that Lord Mefishi can train an excellent corps.

Mefis was very proud and immediately bounced off the chair and swore to the royal family and Ashanna to serve his life

Aishana's wonderful eyes moved to multiple degrees, his tone was calm but his words were sonorous, saying: Please, please go to the Winged Humans. In addition to expressing their admiration for Aishana, he also hopes that they will strengthen their defenses so as not to be affected by the war.

The ministers all know that Aysanna's words meant, on the surface they were considering the Winged Humans, but in fact they were warning them not to meddle in other people's affairs.

Duodu is also a smart person. His name is spread throughout the continent. He also sent many missions to the Winged Man tribe. The Winged Man Queen will sell him more or less.

Aishanna reads this point, which is enough to prove that she is a emperor and stand up and salutes: I will never let down the princess’ entrusted

Ashanna rose up and pulled out her long sword and said: In the name of her father, General Kiruel, the radius of 500 miles of the imperial city will be given to you Titan, Li Ke and Gao Xia, each leading a hundred thousand troops to suppress the rebellion. From today on, Captain Lucy and Vice Captain Johnson ordered the brigade general and led 50,000 troops to the north fortification. This princess will uproot the Menghu Corps this time

The hall responded with a loud bang

General, no chess!

Oh! This... doesn't count... this step doesn't count!

Alas, it's coming again!

This time it is the 108th time that the dying old man regrets chess. I regret it so much that I don’t want to argue with him. No matter how much he fights, he will not win the young master.

The narrow ship warehouse bumped slightly as it sailed, and the small oil lamp hanging on the top of the cargo warehouse swayed ghostly. In this cargo warehouse that was sailing towards Zhenfoming, my dying old man and I played chess bored.

It has been three days since I got on the boat, but I actually fell into playing chess with the dying old man. You can imagine how bored I am

Yesterday, Luoma and Lily took turns to have seasickness, and Lu Yunfu and other women took care of them, leaving me with one of my males and came here.

Damn, I can't lose to you!

Ha, losing means losing. What is possible?

The dying old man immediately responded to the stage and said angrily: Do you know who invented the Imperial Chess? It was Ah, invented by this old man. I have played this chess for more than a thousand years. What is the possibility of losing?

It's indeed an old monster...

Having said that, old man, why do you have to follow me? Do Zhenfoming have many loli subjects?

I...I...I just do some small business and I will run around with you. Being a brother will have this life but no future. Don't be petty.

Small business? Do you mean these things?

I took out a milky yellow brick in the wooden container of the dying old man.

The dying old man smiled and took the brick and said: Bricks are not worth much, you won't plot with me, right?

I couldn't help laughing and said: Your brick is so special, why is it marked with the '999'

Hahahaha... This is the brand Ah from the factory... Hahahaha...

What is this basin?

I took out a pot of small trees from the container.

Hahahaha... This is called Iron Tree Bonsai. Look how delicate it looks! What an artistic color!

Ah, then what is this bag? Don’t tell me it’s candy!

I took out a pack of pills again

Hahahaha... Of course these are not candies, this is birth control pill Ah... Hahahaha...

Contraceptive pills? Then you can take them for me

Hahaha...What ah... Hahaha...

The dying old man laughed and took a pill. In less than ten seconds, his head began to sway left and right.

Hey, old man, your head is shaking constantly Ah

Hahaha... Don't worry, Birkinson has just had an attack, I've been used to it for a long time... Hahaha...

What about Berkinson's attack? It's obviously an ecstasy, and a lot of 999-pure heroin, and raw marijuana, etc.... Don't look at the dying old man's smile, he is actually a terrible drug lord. Taking drugs from ten containers over Zhenfoming is called easy-to-use. If you have the intention, how many boats should you take?

In addition to the dying old man, what I am also puzzled about is why even Okmike and Jingshuiyue are on the boat?

"Zhen Foming Geography, Characters and Modern Historiography" Zhen Foming is a huge island country located overseas, surrounded by the sea on three sides and adjacent to the Ando Federation. The dynasty was the Queen Yashir. The country is dominated by humans, with some local orcs mixed in.

Zhenfoming is a country full of artistic atmosphere, with handicrafts as its main export, from simple fine silver tableware to precious jewelry and jade, marble carvings for construction, and even heavy metal statues.

In addition to handicrafts, music and opera are also quite famous. Many music from Diyili and Wuluost were also introduced from Zhenfoming.

Influenced by ancient art, Zhen Foming is also a country with many religions. People are very enthusiastic about religion. They use the goddess of earth, the goddess of justice, the goddess of plague, the goddess of harvest, the goddess of dreams, the sun god, the god of love, the god of rain, the god of thunder, the god of locust, etc., and there are more than 1,000 temples in the country.

Unlike Vuloust, Zhenfoming did not separate magicians and priests. The country was managed by the "Great Temple". The leader was the "oracist" Zhaqawei. His status and reputation in China were second only to the queen. Not only did he have the status of a duke and territory, but he also had an exclusive temple army. The "Ten Priests" under his jurisdiction were in charge of temples in various places, and his status was like the local governor.

The famous Death Canyon north of Zhenfoming is more than 200 miles in length and the deepest bottom of the valley is more than 3,000 meters, crossing the borders of Zhenfoming and Andao Federation.

There are more than 200 creatures inhabiting snakes, lizards, bats, wild wolves, ancient frogs, and other creatures, as well as a nest for a dragon beast.

When it comes to the modern history of Zhen Foming, this name has to be mentioned; ‘Spoof Trio’!

From the royal ministers who were treasured and wise to the common people, this name is more terrifying than a disaster. They are definitely not the strongest combination, but they are definitely the most spoof, the most unpredictable, and the most slapstick in history. They are the dying old man who has left all his life and has left his delusions for thousands of years. Who else can I do this? Jingshuiyue, the 'cockroach' Okmike, the 'dying old man'

In the corner of the warehouse, Jing Shuiyue, a southern talented woman who just defended the empire's first courtesan, was lying on a sack to take a nap

I have seen many beautiful girls sleeping. This is the first time I have seen that Jing Shuiyue has wide legs and she is lying in a "fly kick" position. Her long hair is scattered behind her head. Her top is slightly turned up, revealing her white belly and navel. As she breathes, her big breasts are slightly thrown away, making my eyes stand out.

After the hot and erotic scene, a classic scene of fear cloth was seen. A fat cockroach climbed from the floor onto Jingshuiyue's face. When it passed by Jingshuiyue's mouth... She suddenly opened her mouth and bit it...wow... and made a creepy cracking sound...Ah...Super fear cloth Ah...I and the old man were blushing at the same time...

Hahaha...eat all your cookies... hahaha...

Jing Shuiyue suddenly started to speak dreams, smiled a few times and wiped her mouth. It seemed that she was eating very much, and then slept like a dead pig again.

By the way, the imperial courtesan election was won by Jingshui Yueda Hot, my lewd slave Siqian ranked second, Gao Yana narrowly defeated Sura ranked third

Jingshuiyue is indeed not an ordinary person...

The dying old man said: There is really no way. In the past ten days, there was only one cargo ship to Zhenfoming. It happened to be this ship transporting the "Jingshuiyue Photo Album". She found that we were going to smuggle... Alas...

Without the old man's explanation, you can guess that Jingshuiyue's normal reaction is: 'Wow! Smuggling, drug transport, it's so fun, just right!' I had to admit defeat and say: Oh, forget it, big breasts Yue, why is Okmike on the boat again?

Alas... Okmike is famous for being elusive, I don't know how he hid on the boat

Compared to Jingshuiyue, Okmike's sleeping position is nothing special. He just slept in an ordinary "big" shape, but... he sleeps on the ceiling of the warehouse.

How can normal people climb up to smallpox and sleep? The ecology of Okmike is increasingly deviating from the scope of primates and gradually degenerates back to the category of cockroaches

I asked: Do you know who is the ‘Camel’ Barna?

The dying old man picked up the chess piece again and said: Of course I know, I am an intelligence dealer Ah. As long as you can afford to pay, I can check the measurement numbers of the queen and concubine, or even Xiao Fangfang.

I am not interested in the measurements of the washing board. Do I have to pay for our deep friendship?

Of course, with our deep friendship, we will definitely charge you

I'll be exempted if I want money, and I'll go back to sleep, too

What! You can't go Ah! You won over 80 games from me, and I won't be able to close my eyes if I don't win once

Don't worry, if you don't want to keep your eyes closed, it must have nothing to do with playing chess.

The dying old man set up the board and started to start and said: I'm afraid of you. "Camel" Barna was a professor of alchemy at the Zhenfoming University College. Later, he was expelled from the country for his research on taboo human body. Later, he turned to the wizard Mefis, and now he has become an important aide to the Pirate King.

So that's it! No wonder no wonder!

No wonder what?

Nothing, but you're just being beaten by the general again

Oh! So fast? It doesn’t count... This step doesn’t count!

No wonder in the battle of Sleeping Immortal Forest, Yashadu found Bana to compete with my spell. It turned out that he had an affair with the Pirate King.

Yashadu is doing human trafficking business. I have always suspected that he has obtained the supply from there. It turns out that he is trading with the Pirate King.

That guy, Ashadu, is really unconscionable and inhumane. He has such a good way to introduce him to his brother. As long as he is suppressed by the evil spirit princess, he must talk to the Pirate King about business if he has the chance.

Hello, old man, is there a way to resist the anti-summoning spell?

In an instant, the old man's eyes flashed with light that he had never seen before, and the "atmosphere" in the room changed in a fleeting moment, even the cockroach whisper of Okmike trembled.

But in the flash, the old man turned back to the original dementia old man, and said slowly: Any magic of any attribute in the world also has innate restraint spells and spells. In the past, it was mostly used by priests, wizards and alchemists. The advantage was that it did not require huge magic. The disadvantage was that powerful monsters and artifacts were rare and precious. Summoning techniques were very popular during the Saga Dynasty. Summoning magicians were once a popular profession. Your love tribe, the Green Forest Fairy is one of them.

Hey, were I dazzled just now? Why did I think the old man is very handsome?

I know what you said, you don't need to start from three thousand years ago... Let's get to the point

Oh, when people get old, they will talk endlessly about anti-magics. They are divided into two categories: interruption of magic or interfering with spells. They are generally operated in the form of barriers. Since summoning techniques do not require too much magic, anti-summoning spells are mainly used to interfere with spells. It is very simple to crack them...

Uh-huh

……

The lolita in my family is about to develop, and they have eaten very hard recently...

Send the bill to my house

Thank you, I want to crack the interference spell. Just use the soundproof barrier. I will collect 200 gold coins for the advanced soundproof barrier magic. There are ten silver coins in the sloppy small barriers. The boss doesn’t know which one should I want?

……

At dusk, Okmike finally woke up. He began to crawl around on the boat for food. Jingshuiyue also woke up, sitting alone on the railing on the bow of the boat watching the sunset.

The sea breeze blows, her long hair sways, and the golden sunset shines on her face, making the beautiful contour on her side more prominent

Her face was very calm and her eyes were a little melancholy. When I walked behind her, she didn't respond at all. I patted her on the shoulder and shouted: Hello!

Meow?

Why are you sitting here alone? Are you pretending to be cool?

I sat next to Jingshuiyue, our shoulders were less than three inches away

Not pretending to be cool, I'm creating new songs

Composition? You don’t even need musical instruments. Just being in a daze is called composition?

You are right, I have written this song for many years, and the song is called 'Xiaoyue Ai'

……

By the way, you went to Zhenfoming with us not for fun, because you mentioned last time that the person I was looking for?

Unexpectedly, Jingshuiyue said very readily: You guessed it, I spent countless money to find his traces in the Empire and Diyili, but I found nothing, so I wanted to go to Zhenfoming to try my luck.

Well... this 'he' is very important to you

Jing Shuiyue showed her melancholy eyes again and said quietly: He is very important to me, he is my biological brother...

elder brother?

Speaking of which, I actually know very little about Jing Shuiyue, or her origin and whereabouts have always been mysterious.

Jingshuiyue first appeared in the south of the empire, so the people of the empire all thought she was an indigenous in the south. They only knew that she had debuted at the age of fifteen. With her shocking beauty and anti-traditional civilian music, she created the most impact wave since Tianmei in the south.

Jingshuiyue also broke the record of Wuluost for more than a thousand years. She became the chief courtesan of the empire just one year after her debut. Even the dying old man chose thousands of choices and the best beauty Siqian, who spent all her efforts to cultivate, was defeated.

But what about before the age of fifteen?

Even her background, parents and real name, my intelligence website can't find information

On the surface, Jingshuiyue dressed up as a man to participate in the bride competition seemed to be fun, but if she wanted to go deeper, she was very likely dressed up to find the brother she mentioned, and went out to find out the information.

Or Jingshuiyue is a little competitive, but it is definitely not superficial

Jingshuiyue continued: Actually, I can’t remember it very clearly, I have to remember that I was lonely when I was a child, only my brother always accompanied me, and...

Um?

A big fire... My brother was severely burned by the fire because he protected me.

Ah, so you don't know how he looks, but you know that he has burn scars on his back?

That's right... that fire hit me a lot. I seemed to have been autistic for a while. Although I was not afraid of fire, I was very disgusted with it.

So you call the stage name "Qingshuiyue"?

Oh? I'm just greedy for the good sound of "Qingshuiyue", it has nothing to do with that fire

...I'm sorry, you keep going

I was twelve years old when I regained consciousness. At that time, I was already living in the south of the empire and living with my uncle who took care of me. My memories were all fascinating, most of them were related to my brother.

Your uncle didn't mention your past events?

No, not until he died of illness. I thought he should have his own reason, so I didn't ask him it was so strange. I never told anyone about this, why...

Hahahahaha... Maybe I look like your brother

I was jokingly speaking, but Jing Shuiyue suddenly looked at me with a divine look and nodded seriously: Although she doesn't look clear, my brother is also a very happy person, which is somewhat similar to yours.

Oh, you're kidding, if I were like your brother, why would you chase me with a knife?

Jing Shuiyue's cheeks turned red and she said: Maybe I am subconsciously eager to play with you...

Play? Your way of playing is serious and special! I am a little short of you and I am crackling both sides!

Sorry, can I use it with a shoulder?

Jingshuiyue suddenly rested her head on my shoulder

The cargo ship was sailing in the romantic dusk, slowly moving towards Zhen Foming, but the calm Zhen Foming didn't know that the most evil combination in history had arrived

You are in trouble, Princess...